The Nicest People Are Super Creepy. Ali Sultan - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 9 мар 2022
- The nicest people are super creepy, or at least that was Ali Sultan's experience when he came to Utah to film his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Ali Sultan, Ali makes jokes about everything from Walmart to third world energy. Whether you're someone who loves Walmart, or you're just someone who like likes to make fun of Walmart this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Ali Sultan is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Thank you all for your kind comments! I appreciate you and happy I can make you laugh. We need laughter more than ever. Also come see me live 🙌🏽
Omg thank you!! That was a solid set, full of laughs. I hope you do more shows.🙏🏾
Ali, shukran, that was an awsome show!
Keep up the great work 🙏🏾❤️ Btw, Jesus loves you and so do I.🤍
Fantastic set.
@@Tim-57 that man was hilarious fr
"I felt so dumb until I met... other Americans."
See that one is hilarious cuz it's sooo true.
I laughed a lot at that one too.
Yeah, but it's nothing to be proud of. 😖
Went from LA to Alabama for 2 years, completely different type and level of stupid. I talked in LA Slang and they said I spoke PROPER lmfao
@@graceoverall you should be proud you met me, the dumbest American. I feel slighted of my status I mean that I killed a lot of brain cells for that title I'll have you know.
Haha, it sure is
"Time is relative. The relative is my diabetic uncle." 😂 "I'm racist, and I don't know how to hate you yet. Could you help a brother out?" 😂🤣😂
Clever and unique. Refreshing for so much pungent spice 😉spicy is gud😂
🔥
Brilliant
literally what i was gonna type out, relative 😂🤣
Very VERY FUNNY MAN, OUR COUNTRY IS SCREWED AND SO IS EVERY SINGLE CITIZEN..I NEEDED THIS 🙏💕 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LAUGHS
No cursing? No dirty jokes? This guy is so brilliant and so funny!
That's the whole point of dry bar
It's DRY BAR 😊
Dry Bar is always clean
I’d explain it to you but 3 people beat me to it
"At that time I was not Mexican."😂 😂
I’m crying 😩🤣because I always say this🤣🤣🤣
"Alijandro" killed me xD
😂😂😂 I wasn’t
"Terrific guy...but on paper...scary"😂😂😂😂😂
He is 😂
My music teacher told us to speed up if we’re about to hit a deer so I get her rn😂😂😂
@@ivyquest4086 aaand that’s why she’s a music teacher and not a driver’s ed teacher lol. Worst advice ever.
PROFESSIONAL comedian, the fact that he smiles all the time makes me smile and happy. His set is truly well structured and authentic! His set was perfect! Viva Coca La Conca!
Viva coco! Thank you so much
I can’t wait to get my shirt in the mail! Viva Coco! 😊😊😊
L’chaim!
I too love the fact that he smiled the entire time, and what a smile too!
Agreed
I absolutely love this comedian: great talent, lots of irony, and it does take some courage and wisdom to turn some not so funny experiences into funny jokes while still teaching us interesting stuff about the world we live in. I like him a lot!
I couldn't agree more!
Agreed 💯💯💯
Exactly! He’s an amazing comedian. Love this set.
well put!
Love you back Sevin! Please connect with me on my social!
We haven't even been to Walmart yet - pace yourself - it's gonna be a big day...
Love this guy - super funny
This guy loves you back!
LOVE THIS ! Ali you are super talented , best of luck !
@@marysanz4343 thank you!
So sharp. Ali, you killed it. “They hate us cause they’re jealous of our freedom. HAHA!!!”
it is good the clock on the wall wasn't ticking too loudly when the group went silent!
Thanks Stephen!
“I’m 30”
“I think”
I’m dead.
He’s so clever and funny. Wish him success! 🥰
Yes he has a great,relatable yet unique viewpoint. Refreshingly clever.
"You were born when we got the cat."
That is actually true, I have an uncle in rural area of Ethiopia and when I ask him how old his kids are, he used to tell me, ' the day our neighbor cow have her baby',...
Yup... That was a good one.
I thought she was talking about a Chinese calendar. Like year of the cat? 😅
@@alisultancomedy that is even more funny now.
@@tiztadesta haha Ty! Also feel free to connect with me on my socials! Alisultancomedy
This guy is great. One of the funniest I've seen in a while. He's got great material and is very likable. I'd pay to see him in person.
It's true get more of this guy
I wouldn't pay but he's good enough that I expect we will see more of him...
Same true comic
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If you truly believe in your profile pic, no he's not .. trust me read between the lines
Wow, such a fine sense of humour - observant and sensitive, with an amazing ability to make fun without insulting. Major props, Ali!
Thank you!
Exactly! This is the perfect comment! I love this guy!
We, as Minnesotans, loved every bit of this! Very clever, original, and with great timing and irony. I hope he comes "Up North" again!
Spicy is refreshing yes?!😉😂
This was fantastic, and it is great when you actually know the different places he's talking about. I was laughing so hard with each new place they went when they first got to Minnesota, and understanding his fear his mom lied to him again 😂. I loved the"Up North" section too. I've had a few boyfriends originally from other countries that had been in Mpls several years, and I've had a couple ask me what the deal was with this going "Up North" once we'd been dating for a while. We're weird to people from other states though too, since we say how long it takes you to get somewhere when they ask how far away something is. Everyone else is looking for the distance and we answer in time lol.
I didn’t know it was weird to say it takes “3 hours to get to Duluth” vs 176 miles 😅
Catching the MN jokes was definitely special 🥲
This is hilarious. My husband is Mexican and I always pretend he’s middle eastern just because why not😂 it’s fun to hear you do it the other way around.
That is so messed up girl LMFAO
@Paul Smith sir your reply to a Slayer is not on the 1 we do not date men let alone marry them and I hope you have not found out about the knowledge you've just given by personal experience LOL
The actual term Mexican the prefix mex means mixed so be careful what you ask for if he might just get it LOL apparently it's a good thing though Rock on as you were
@@toolguyslayer1
What are you talking about? The word Mexican means from the country of Mexico. And while there is some debate about the origin & meaning of the word Mexico, there is nothing to even suggest that "mixed" has anything to do with it.
@@justleon721 Mexico is not all Mexican there are many different people from all over the world that make up Mexican the Asians the Germans I know you have heard of Chino Chinese Mexican I'm pretty sure they have black Mexicans also they're hiding them save the good stuff for last some Mexicans are Samoan definitely Aztec and Mayan that depends on a very sociable people they pretty much get along with everyone except the weirdos of course but everybody has those you been South American and Filipino historically speaking they do change letters and words you really have to be on the ball to catch it it's like I don't know if you ever seen the 70s show the little guy is pronouncing America because they wanted to see if he could do it he pronounced it Amedica he was correct back in the day they were are related to the Olmec xi khan oh yeah they are also related to Genghis Khan The Beach boys song get around would be appropriate 😁 yes the ol Mexicans have a lot of history all that meeting up with different people all around the world makes one a better individual like the Mexican there is no better experience than actually being in the mix
"If Alabama was a person" provides such a specific and hilarious visual lmao
"I wanna see what kind of Latino we're gonna make" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 DYING
A dream set by a natural-born comedian. I haven't watched a dry bar routine and over six months but this one came up and I was so happy I went to it this guy is as good as they get. I'm so happy he was well-received by the audience there
Thank you!!
Same here
"Oh no, she tricked me again" 😂😂😂
She did 😂😂
One of the top comedians I've seen here! He has just the right balance of great stories, good pacing, self confidence, and self deprecating humor.
And clean stories!
Yes, you nailed it. He's a real talent. I'm glad he's in America.
He is pretty good!
@@alisultancomedy LOL.
He is hilarious, I hope he is very successful. Walmart and White Castle jokes had me dying 🤣
He is hilarious! 🤣 🤣 🤣 When Comedy Central used to be on Orbit Show time Network, they showed comedians of Arab heritage and Ali was one. Mina Liccone is an American comedian married to an Arab.
Thanks for watching it Rakia!
Wow, Ali Sultan is great! I never stopped laughing and I looked at the whole set, TWICE! If he's looking at this, hit me up and I'll book you at Broadway Comedy Club in New York....
Hi!
@@alisultancomedy LOL awesome dude xD
I wanna see this Livestream
👏
Book him!!!! He’s hilarious!
The best Dry Bar in a few weeks. The U.S. needs a few franchise locations so we can see some of these comics. 😂
Dry Bar comedians do tour around the country!
I love dry bar comedy. Especially if I'm drinking while watching. Seriously, I'm not a prude, but some comedians can be so grotesque.
I agree !!
I actually laughed at this special !!
That means a lot thank you!
This young man's set is really well polished, his delivery is on point. Very funny will definitely be looking into try catch 1 his sets
Thank you so much Brenden
The best people are the people who have the most unique experiences but can connect them to the most common of feelings and emotions that we all experience. You did just that. Thank you so much for this special!
Wow! How did I not know of Ali Sultan until now. There is very little original content these days in stand up comedy and I am so happy I found this. 30 minutes of pure exclusive material! Coca la Canca is very proud of their son 😆
Thank you 🙏🏽😂
Funny. My husband is Indian but has been approached and spoken to in Spanish 😂
Which he doesn’t speak and it’s hilarious.
Si!!
😂😂😂
Hopefully your husband is Not a Fascist supporter >modi
"Este gupta... uh, guapo! Estan muy guapo. Namaste y adios, mahoday!"
I know like just bcuz you have dark skin that means you speak Spanish?🤦
“It’s her 4th marriage, cuz she’s not a quitter.” Lmao. Rock on mama!!
She is a boss
30 minutes wasn’t long enough. I didn’t want this to end!
Thanks Doris!
Loved it! He brings out all the complexities of intercultural communication and to see the absurdities making us laugh. Teaching cultural sensitivity at the same time🙏🏽😊
Deep! Ty
Jessica
Yes...kind of makes it seem like his comedy is his 'mission'. A God send. Ya know?
Every story was so out there you know it was real lol
I LOVE YOUR SATIRE! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! WHY AM I YELLING!?!😉🤣
Aw thanks Dani!
@@alisultancomedy thank you!!🤗
Wow i think this guy is gonna hit huge as a comedian, he is very smart and funny lol one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen
Yeah, and he has a gentle sweetness that gives a lift. And that smile. Fresh takes from a non-stereotypical background. When the teacher brought up "my favourite topic", I just about died laughing.
I sure hope he does!!! He is great!!!
I hope I do 😂
@@marshwetland3808
Yah..."gentle sweetness" that's the description I was thinking of too. So likeable.
Ali is one of the best, most relevant and funny comedians. Kudos and thank you for understanding the human condition!
❤thank you Cindy
20:06 The deer story made me actually laugh until I cried.🤣
My throat hurts from laughing 😆
@@malibooyaw Oh wow! Ouch! Lol.
I guess that's because you have no regard for animal life.
😂😂 ty
@@alisultancomedy Yw
Great set!!! Fresh, Funny, unpredictable, very engaging. Job well done Ali.
Spicy anecdotes😂😉spicy is refreshing!!!🙂
Thank Max!!
"Your eyebrows do their own taxes" LOL
I busted a gut on this one!!! I rarely leave comments but this set was HILARIOUS 😂 Thanks Dry Bar 🍻 lol
My honor to receive this comment 😂thank you
@@alisultancomedy No, thank you bro! I wish you the best success, which I believe is inevitable 💯 take care!
@@narrowgates7895
Yes he will be on TV soon. Inevitable for sure. Some smart network should create a show for him just like they did in the seventies for Robin Williams
Love 3:34! "If I'm on a plane --- I pretend to be Puerto Rican. I enter every plane the same way: "Hola Papí, como estas?!" My cousin has had to do the same thing --- he's half Puerto Rican & half African-American, but people mistake him for being Middle Eastern! 😆
Loved it! I love smart, calm humour without screaming, yelling and making stupid noises. That was a classy entertainment!
It's been awhile since there's been this level of talent! Had me rolling 🤣 👍
Thank Lori!!
Thank you so much for letting us see your whole show. I laughed my head off. Ali, you are my favorite
Thanks Nancy!!
✨I agree...I watch a LOT of comedy...and he had me laughing from beginning to end...Great set...best I've seen in a while.✨
Bro I’m not even 4 minutes in and this guy is great!! The pretending to be Puerto Rican was already funny and then he doubled down!!
Thank you!!
@@alisultancomedy I’m puerto rican and that send me 🤣
@@natt4003 😂😂😂
"I laugh loudly when I'm uncomfortable....HEH HEH!!!!! I sound like I'm plotting against America." 😄 very funny
Thanks 😂
He's adorable. Love his smile.
Awe thank u
I just love silly folks and he checks all the boxes.
Appreciate you Delora!
This guy is sharp, funny and sweet- GREAT!!!
❤ty
You can just tell from his energy on stage that he’s a genuine and kind soul. Big fan
I try!
This guy was GREAT!!😂
More please.
Thank you! Lets be friends on socials
"I'm going to get blamed for this,,," 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haven't laughed like this in a while. SUPER FUNNY!!!
❤ty
That was one of the funniest sets I’ve ever watched! I just bought a T-shirt so I can remember the whole thing! Haven’t laughed that much in a long time. Thanks. I needed that.
Thank you!!
Oh, goodness. I needed this! So personable and funny, and such a smoothe delivery. This man is on his game. Thank you, Ali!
You are too kind!
If ever I become a billionaire and have my own island, I will name it Coco La Canca, and I will grow coconuts.
Favorite line, “looked as if Alabama were a person.” Instantly conjured a mental image.
😂😂😂
Live in Alabama and loved it! I am in import from up north; but live in L.A ⛱️ (Lower Alabama beaches, near Florida) : ) The fast lane is the slow lane, we have lots of snow birds here whose mission in life is to simultaneously block all 3 lanes while driving slow to sight see so no one can pass them. 😀 I am pretty sure the conversations go like this, "Delores, did we ever stay at there condo with the big palm tress?" 🌴 "Maybe 3 summers ago when the kids was down. Hey, let's go to Lambert's, the restaurant with the throwed rolls." All kidding aside, the locals, implants, visitors are wonderful. Love the South! 🌞
Thank you Drybar, he is so funny.
😲😃 Bravo papi, muy bien hecho 😂🤣
😂😂😂
Honestly one of the funniest I’ve ever heard and I listen to Dry Bar ALL the time! So fresh
Thank you! That means a lot
So hilarious he needs a show!!
Yes I do 😂
Rule number 1: snitches get stitches
Rule number 2: book this guy, he's hilarious
BOOK ME
That's relevant to my dad's story. He asked when he was born to my grandmother and she responded with, "When we were forced to move to Texas." My grandfather said, "When you found out Santa was your fat diabetic uncle." My dad apparently still thinks he has 2 birthdays now because of trust issues. 🤣🤣🤣
He has adult kids, (me included) We still have no idea when dad's birthday is and neither does my mom. 🤣
Check his ID
@@toolguyslayer1 We did. We just don't believe him. He denies its his real birthday. 🤣
My dad's parents came from Hungary. He has two birthdays cuz they never could remember quite which day it was.
@@kathleenkalman4796 it kind of reminds me of a house full of men nobody's going to remember a date that's why they're in the house they are hiding from all the people they made dates with and remembered when it was too late LOL
@@toolguyslayer1 😂🤣
His sense of humour is gold.😁
You are gold!
I laughed way too hard at the White Castle joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like one of those loud kinda duck quacks that you have to cover your mouth after, it doesn't make it quieter I just do it so not all the air in my lungs escapes at one time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg I'm crying 😭💀
😂😂😂ty
“Coco LaConca: Come for the cocoa, but don’t forget to get loco! L’Chaim!” This awesome, sadly imaginary, place sounds like somewhere the Dothraki from Game of Thrones would go for R&R. Their language was inspired by Spanish and Arabic, but close enough
Best in a while. He's consistently funny!!!!!!! :-)
Yes, not all comedians on DryBar are consistently funny throughout the whole set. But, Ali is --- I never stopped laughing!
Thank you!!
His smile makes me happy.
You are kindness makes me happy!
Wow this dude is hilarious. Laughing the whole time I watched this.
Thanks Ella!!
This guy is very good!
Very funny! Great stuff! Thank You
OMG !!!!! This was so memorable!!! We need more!!!!
I have more!!😂
Nice.
This Guy is a breath of fresh air.
Thank you 🙏🏽
Was laughing through the whole thing. I love this!
Love you!
Obsessed! This guy is hilarious!
Awe thank you! Please follow me on insta
“Time was relative” brilliant
I love how you have taken the rough stuff of Yemen and turned it into clean comedy. Blessings on you
Absolutely hilarious, a favorite of mine!👏👏👏👏😁😂😆
You are now a fav of mine!!
Omg when I say I cracked up.... nay, cackled.... SO funny!!
Thank you!!
That was awesome! Not one swear word. 100% talent. Way to go Ali!
He’s a true comedic genius. What a mastery of words! Wasn’t a dry moment in there. Perfect delivery too
That means a lot thank you
Thank you for tackling the racism issue in such a hilarious way!! I think I need Coco la Conks in my life! 😂❤️
Beautiful performance, had me laughin' and smiling from start to finish. Love the shirt as well, I'll have to get one.
Turtle neck from Zara! Thank you
@@alisultancomedy
I hope your agent is as smart as you seem to be. Should set his sights VERY HIGH for you. Television show of your own I
predict. Just like Freddy Prince and Robin Williams. Remember years from now that I said this 😄.
Brilliant, he deserves bigger platforms! Laughed out loud many times...
Thank you 🙏🏽
Great set. Ali busts many stereotypes.
I really liked him. I appreciated the "MAY have given your order to a raccoon" line a lot.
He had a great set. It was almost conversational the way he delivered.
It was! Thank you
Yes. He is spot-on! The irony is so delicious here. This guy, Ali has an honest, fresh perspective told light-heartedly, a talent which I admire in a way, because there are some very serious realities in the world making humor that much more difficult to find and enjoy without ruffling some feathers. The thing is to find a niche, middle ground of humor that everyone can relate with on some level, like he does here, and it is impressive. 😄 In short, may I say, major props, dude, right on! Ima fan😁
Thanks for the kind and thoughtful comment ❤
Big fat DITTO here!!!!!!
Thank you for bringing more delight and laughter to the world! I laughed out loud listening to your performance. It's such a beautiful gift that you have, and I wish you all the best!
Very funny and you're so adorable! Love the vibe in your humour!
A very light touch with some very heavy topics.
@@marshwetland3808 Yes, exactly.
Nah you are!
Clever, clever comedy! I love this guy!
❤️
This guy is sooooo funny!😂
Ali has...an elevated sense of humor.
💯💕
Hehe I see what you did there
0:16 *it's starting to feel like "Get Out" in here* 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not black, but I'd be very suspicious too if everyone was so nice.
This is why we need to enunciate everything to avoid any misunderstandings. 😆 About the foreign accent, I can relate.
When's the Ali Sultan Netflix special??? It's gotta happen!
Such a likable, smart and hilarious guy. Loved his material and friendly delivery. Great set!
Thank you!
Well done! Loved it!
Thank you!
I live in Stillwater, MN and went to the U of M for college (graduated in 2006). I couldn't stop smiling throughout your special and laughing at your insanely accurate descriptions of awkward racism here in the Twin Cities, lol. You are really talented and I hope someday I can see one of your shows in person. ❤️
Thank you! Go gophers 😂
This special was not nearly as long as I'd hoped it to be, we need more!
Thanks Brian
I grew up in a 3rd world West African country, and everything he says is true! People laugh because they have no reference point, but it is so true. 🤣😂
Which country?
@@Mirsab Benin
Do they have freedom there?
@@abibnoor It has been a democratic country with free elections since 1991.
😂😂😂
I enjoyed this good stuff 👏
🙏🏽