I wish These Were Jokes. Nikki Carr - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @LisaGemini
    @LisaGemini 3 года назад +355

    Why is this the only time I've seen her? She is PRICELESS.

    • @vivianwilliams6322
      @vivianwilliams6322 2 года назад +2

      Exactly. That's what I said. Never seen or heard of her, but I'm so glad I got the notification.

    • @lourdesreeves6328
      @lourdesreeves6328 2 года назад +2

      Funny lady. Diapers - Huggies .., almost needed one myself. 😉

  • @vzain3082
    @vzain3082 3 года назад +207

    I was not ready when she finished. She should have a full special or an hour show. She's AWESOME and VERY funny!

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 года назад +551

    I adore Nicki Carr. She's hilarious. Her humor comes from a real place and she takes you along.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 3 года назад +13

      her delivery is spot on. i found myself just waiting for the joke to hit like a truck, and it did every time

    • @debnn4854
      @debnn4854 3 года назад +6

      love her toooo

  • @feyHiker
    @feyHiker 3 года назад +176

    What a beautiful delightful woman. I feel like just spent a half-hour with a best friend.

    • @TheWriterWalker
      @TheWriterWalker 3 года назад +6

      Susan Handsom, I read the comments, searching for one that expressed my thoughts about Nicki. Yours does it.

    • @rebeccaatkinson4531
      @rebeccaatkinson4531 3 года назад +5

      I Know I'm going to recommend her to alll my Facebook friends

    • @blueridgebunny8894
      @blueridgebunny8894 3 года назад +3

      Yes!

  • @wyioughta
    @wyioughta 3 года назад +325

    What a magnificent human being! Authentic humor, hearty laugh. Good stuff.

  • @glemwheatley9425
    @glemwheatley9425 2 года назад +3

    Thanks! You made me laugh about being old! I recently lost my husband of 39 years and I have a friend who keeps trying to cheer me up with Dry Bar humor. You did the best! You had me in stitches! Thanks for that!

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 3 года назад +238

    Lol, that baby shower sounds like a blast. She's hilarious.
    Edit, Her entire special is amazing. Laughing from start to finish and left me wanting more.

    • @sondra2774
      @sondra2774 3 года назад +10

      That should be a "thing" having a shower for your grown kids.
      Teenagers are EXPENSIVE! 😂

  • @nodgelyobo1
    @nodgelyobo1 3 года назад +223

    Self depreciation comedy is the best, anyone who can laugh at themselves rocks......this lady rocks

  • @BelovedsPlace
    @BelovedsPlace 3 года назад +57

    In the hospital recovering and came across this... I almost laughed out my stitches! Nicki Carr is the real deal! New fan! I'm looking for more from this funny lady!!

    • @laronzacoleman3121
      @laronzacoleman3121 3 года назад +5

      I hope you're doing okay 👑❤️🌹🤗

    • @dianedavid3052
      @dianedavid3052 3 года назад +5

      Hope you’re recovering well 😊

    • @abashabi
      @abashabi 3 года назад +3

      Yes, I hope you are recovering well.

    • @patvandersluis
      @patvandersluis 3 года назад +3

      Haha your comment made laugh hard. I almost choked on my drink.
      Hope you are better soon

  • @JennWheel
    @JennWheel 3 года назад +207

    I’ve probably seen all the drybar episodes, and loved most of them, but SHE had me laughing /smiling 😆 😂 the whole time.

  • @micellecoetsee3483
    @micellecoetsee3483 3 года назад +69

    What a fresh breath of air!!! Thanks for some amazing, sharp witted comedy without the unnecessary crudeness/rudeness. Looking forward to seeing more of you, Nikki!

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 3 года назад +349

    She's good. Her act just flows so almost effortlessly. She kept my attention to the end.

  • @barbarapettry6817
    @barbarapettry6817 3 года назад +105

    Her delivery is GREAT!!!
    "Excuse me, why can't we eat the chicken and count the bones, wouldn't that be the same amount of chicken?" Too funny!! 🤓

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 3 года назад +4

      She had a very valid point!

    • @rebeccaatkinson4531
      @rebeccaatkinson4531 3 года назад +1

      This may sound gross yo you but my mom was a nutritionist. She told me the protein is in the marrow..I live chicken bones no lie

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541 3 года назад +15

    I'm 57 this year, this must be my gift. Thank you, Ms. Carr.

  • @m4cpina
    @m4cpina 3 года назад +65

    Why have I never seen her before?! Had my attention the whole time!! So good

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 3 года назад +117

    "Be yourself and have a good time"
    And she delivered in spades!
    It's so great to watch someone loving what they do, and being really good at it.
    Keep it up Nikki! And thanks for the laughs 😊

  • @paintedpony2935
    @paintedpony2935 3 года назад +130

    Thank you! She is a great comic. I'm surprised I never saw her before. I'll make it a point to see more of her.

    • @wolfie1027
      @wolfie1027 3 года назад +10

      Me too..she's very good!

    • @RMBlake007
      @RMBlake007 3 года назад +10

      To see "more of her", you should have caught her show before the weight loss. I agree...she's great!!!

    • @JoonieJuice
      @JoonieJuice 3 года назад +5

      @@RMBlake007 lol good one... she would love that

  • @vivianwilliams6322
    @vivianwilliams6322 2 года назад +2

    Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now. "Papi" joke had me hollering 😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious. Thank you so much for morning laughter.

  • @EmmaBGames
    @EmmaBGames 3 года назад +154

    She is gorgeous; love every set she does. Thank you, Nikki!

  • @n.ayisha
    @n.ayisha 3 года назад +99

    she is hilarious. Brooklyn girl over here, and what she says about the Caribbean and Latino dudes is totally on point. i remember once, a guy sitting on a milk crate outside a bodega, making comments to every woman who walked by. i was cringing as i got closer to him... but he said absolutely nothing to me. not gonna lie, i was equal parts relieved and offended. but as soon as i went past and he got a good look at my profile, he stood up, kicked over the milk crate, and started applauding and whistling while gesturing toward my behind. it was so ridiculous, i was dying laughing as i walked away.

    • @karmencummings9754
      @karmencummings9754 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noirfit9721
      @noirfit9721 3 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @nativechique7589
      @nativechique7589 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 года назад +5

      The Jamaican guy - I haven't laughed that hard in years. Her reactions to things are unique, her face and voice.

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 2 года назад

      It is great to have a good laugh.
      But when it is time to think about eternity, People need the Lord.
      "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
      The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
      What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
      John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
      Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
      "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
      Jesus said that he is God!
      "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
      The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
      "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
      Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
      He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
      "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
      Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
      Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
      Ask God to send the Holy Spirit to you, Luke 11:13. He.will come and bring your sins to mind. This will be painful because pride hates it!
      Confedd them yo Jesus. When you see your desperate need for a Saviour cry out to Jesus to save you. He came to save sinners.
      'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

  • @noirfit9721
    @noirfit9721 3 года назад +21

    I need her to have a Netflix series!!! These are comedians I’d love to see! That ending was priceless! Chefs kiss to this lady!

  • @salouamarbel7524
    @salouamarbel7524 3 года назад +17

    SHE'S SIMPLY AWESOME! I don't know how many times I've watched this video, she makes me laugh everytime!

  • @jacobdunn3950
    @jacobdunn3950 3 года назад +20

    What a ray of sun and a breath of fresh air

    • @user-cg9zq4bt5q
      @user-cg9zq4bt5q 3 года назад

      A flow of running water, and a pile of fresh dirt

  • @chaparra64
    @chaparra64 3 года назад +34

    First time hearing her, I'm hooked, oh my goodness this woman is FUNNY!!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 3 года назад +57

    It's always so refreshing when you discover a humorist that's funny and talks about something unusual. 😊

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 3 года назад +597

    I've had the pleasure of introducing her to the stage.

  • @josephinebonadonna
    @josephinebonadonna Год назад +2

    She was my Lyft driver the other night! Such an amazing personality. She’s truly amazing. I felt honored when she told me “I’m the comedian, but you’re over here cracking me up” 😂♥️

  • @PennyThePisser
    @PennyThePisser 2 года назад +1

    "...'cause you've got one minute to speeeak. BEEP!" 😂😂😂 Priceless.

  • @MarleneHen
    @MarleneHen 3 года назад +13

    Fantastic!!!!!!!!!! I'll be showing this one to my family. My in-laws will love her, but my teens will enjoy her also.

  • @savannahsullivan8764
    @savannahsullivan8764 3 года назад +18

    First time seeing her. Absolutely love her style and her honesty. Just being herself.

  • @susanlynn1213
    @susanlynn1213 3 года назад +2

    Timing and expressions priceless. Funny Start to finish.

  • @LQQKINCHIC
    @LQQKINCHIC 2 года назад +1

    Nikki is an AWESOME comedian...please bring her back extremely soon! I wish I could find her tour dates.

  • @s_mp_08
    @s_mp_08 2 года назад +1

    All i can say is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ & 10/10 would recommend! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @perusing350
    @perusing350 2 года назад +2

    OH MY GOSH what a comedic gem I found today every second had me spitting out my water from cracking up! :D I didn't want it to end, somebody give Nikki Carr her own hour specials!!!

  • @edify855
    @edify855 3 года назад +61

    Oh my goodness, I love her! She’s my kind of funny 🙌

  • @noglenogle
    @noglenogle 3 года назад +3

    She is so original and confident. This woman needs her own show !

  • @miachevaisav2285
    @miachevaisav2285 3 года назад +10

    Nikki Carr you are absolutely amazing! Thank you so much you actually made the last 2-days more bearable because of your excellent jokes and brilliant comedian skills. You are so funny and I wish you so much success!

  • @motiff3352
    @motiff3352 3 года назад +15

    She’s so funny! Her ending was amazing!!!! 🤩 I’d definitely like to see more of her material.

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 2 года назад +2

    Masterpiece right here please do more specials

  • @BrendanSteele
    @BrendanSteele 3 года назад +4

    I would have to say to everyone who is saying that ‘she should be a singer too’…
    She is!
    It’s a great part of her act and is probably the amount of singing she is comfortable performing in front of an audience. Audiences and music producers are harsh and unrelenting in their judgment of artists, as she probably learned from her father being in the business. Who wants to put up with that if you have so many talents that you can choose to do something that people will actually appreciate and you can throw all facets of yourself into without all of that pressure? She is brilliant.
    Her talents *(well, the ones that I can see here)* are a perspective on life and people I don’t have, a truly funny sense of humor with which she views it, a delivery that is spot-on - including her timing, expressions, and body language, and a great singing voice that is wrapped up in one amazing package - Nikki Carr!
    I’m not usually a big fan of female comedians. She just took the top spot on a very short list for me. And, before anyone gets too concerned or upset about me stating my opinion; in general, I feel that female comedians are either too raunchy or they are over-the-top angry man-haters in their sets in order to try to climb the ranks. It’s not necessarily their fault, because the industry expects it of them. A pretty low “Barr” was set for them decades ago. I would like to see more female comedians break the mold like Ms. Carr did in this special.
    Now, I’m off to find more of her material since I’ve just experienced her comedy for the first time with this video.
    Thank you Dry Bar Comedy! Keep the laughs coming!

  • @VadymZakrevskyy
    @VadymZakrevskyy 3 года назад +12

    Lols and many re-watches! One Of The Best Of DRYBAR!

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 года назад +26

    She is one my top 5 favorite comedians. She is hilarious!🤣AWESOME stand-up

  • @kahina3878
    @kahina3878 2 года назад +1

    She is hilarious, thank you for this really fun time

  • @LeahB31
    @LeahB31 3 года назад +38

    #1: Buy a bucket.
    #2: Don’t kick the bucket.

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 3 года назад +14

    This was GLORIOUS !!! She's amazingly funny, she sings beautifully, and she seems to have a solar personality ! Really happy I stumbled on her comedy 👑🔆🌹❤️

  • @plko90
    @plko90 3 года назад +3

    I've watched quite a few Dry Bar comedians and this is the only one that had me actually crying with laughter!

  • @chantellenew2331
    @chantellenew2331 3 года назад +52

    I haven't laughed so much all year. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  • @LivingInTheKaliYogurt
    @LivingInTheKaliYogurt Год назад +1

    This is great. Likeable, relatable, and sweet energy.

  • @visionspoetry9164
    @visionspoetry9164 3 года назад +2

    Wowwwww. Just wowwww. I'm so glad that job fired her and propelled her into what is obviously her calling. I can appreciate everything she said. Nothing but good, clean, hilariousness.! We need more of her!

  • @xxBrokenDreams666xx
    @xxBrokenDreams666xx 3 года назад +2

    2 minutes in and she's already amazing. I'd never heard/seen a set of hers but I'd LOVE to see more of her. thanks for sharing these full sets, Dry Bar.

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 3 года назад +2

    Love, love, love her!! She's so real and hilarious. You could listen to her for hours. Fascinating woman.

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain 3 года назад +2

    Netflix where you at!! I'll watch every special

  • @Ray-pp5qb
    @Ray-pp5qb 3 года назад +2

    This woman is truly a gift. I cant believe i've never heard of her. If she comes to NYC to perform, I will be there!

  • @krysmonrichardson8119
    @krysmonrichardson8119 3 года назад +48

    we threw my mom a funeral for her 60th bday! She had a blast! And it was much more fun than her actual funeral five years later...

  • @janedoe805
    @janedoe805 3 года назад +14

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard! I loved this woman, she made the ordinary and the real so freaking funny! ♥️👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @nigelbaptiste4331
    @nigelbaptiste4331 3 года назад +7

    Very rare to have such CLEAN humour. Congratulations to her! She's good. Blessings!!

  • @pinkflamingo5628
    @pinkflamingo5628 3 года назад +58

    Omg. She’s as good as wasabi. Laughing, snorting, gasping for breath from laughing. Love her! 🌺

    • @blackbadger6749
      @blackbadger6749 2 года назад

      I love your line! “ She’s as good as wasabi…” hahaha
      I can relate! And, she sure was!

  • @shazp7915
    @shazp7915 3 года назад +43

    Spot on Nikki! You can't just go "cold turkey on Pork"... A little weaning with a pork patch goes a long way 😆

  • @JB-qz9cw
    @JB-qz9cw 5 месяцев назад +1

    She is absolutely hilarious! Would love to see her live in Central Texas.

  • @cabins_canoes
    @cabins_canoes 3 года назад +6

    “If you have to go when you’re already going..that’s too much.” 😂

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 года назад +38

    She said she lost a whole 5th grader 😆 100 lbs 👏🏾 cleverrr

  • @fredleemh
    @fredleemh 3 года назад +18

    Thanks again Dry Bar

  • @GooshawnXD
    @GooshawnXD 3 года назад +44

    The missy Elliott bit was gold 😆😆

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 3 года назад +46

    Niki, thank you for the side splitting humor! Straight A's and Z's.

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 2 года назад +1

    Best one I've seen. Loved it all.

  • @iDreamOfJeanii
    @iDreamOfJeanii 3 года назад +15

    Omg the offbeat clapping when she started singing at the end. Like hooow? Lol

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @joank.0421
    @joank.0421 2 года назад +1

    She's fantastic!! 🤣😂 great material

  • @victor_okpala
    @victor_okpala 3 года назад +8

    That specific joke got me hard! 😂😂😂
    "I ran to get my phone the other day I thought I heard a round of applause" 😂😂😂comedy gold ..

  • @jazzysjourney88
    @jazzysjourney88 Месяц назад +1

    She was hilarious I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her but I loved her

  • @SuperZytoon
    @SuperZytoon 3 года назад +19

    I had never seen this funny lady before. She kept me laughing the entire time! What a talent.

  • @Somegirl811
    @Somegirl811 3 года назад +92

    That was the best. Aye, bonitaaaa 💃

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 3 года назад +51

    What an excellent sense of humor ❤
    Why do I relate to this 50 year old woman as a 25 year old? 😭

  • @sondra2774
    @sondra2774 3 года назад +12

    First time seeing her, and this was GREAT! I smiled and/or laughed the WHOLE time 😆
    Loved every moment!!

  • @julianaedyn5348
    @julianaedyn5348 3 года назад +12

    I loved this,very funny lady.Look forward seeing more of her shows.I love drybar.

  • @LeahPLynn
    @LeahPLynn 3 года назад +25

    This Woman was hilarious! And since Im dabbling in Stand Up myself..think I just found a new role model to watch!

    • @BL3SSed-Bliss
      @BL3SSed-Bliss 3 года назад +1

      That is *awesome* (and courageous), Leah! Best wishes❣

  • @nellyk.5155
    @nellyk.5155 3 года назад +10

    She had me laughing so hard that my uterus is actually aching. Insanely smart & funny. Time to watch everything's she's got out there!

  • @zackerythomas3675
    @zackerythomas3675 2 года назад

    Just fantastic. This lady gave me chills of happiness.

  • @laronzacoleman3121
    @laronzacoleman3121 3 года назад +18

    Her whole set is funny asf but I HOLLERED at "GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE OF DEM YAMS!" That had me DEAD.

  • @tracyleekley1353
    @tracyleekley1353 2 года назад +1

    Love her! Thanks for demonstrating how clever & funny a 57 year old woman can be!! I'm in the same "club"!

  • @car0lineadams108
    @car0lineadams108 2 года назад +2

    Amazing lady 💞 So great and funny I laughed my socks off 😅🤣 xo

  • @RondaDM
    @RondaDM 3 года назад +4

    She is funnnneeee 😂 I listened the entire half hour and laughed the whole time 💛 I lovvvvve herrrr 😅💛 !!! I love her comedy 🏆✨🎉

  • @hannahcrumley3103
    @hannahcrumley3103 3 года назад +11

    Nicki Carr is one of my favorites- she never fails to put a smile on my face! Love her!

  • @ckoritko
    @ckoritko 3 года назад +20

    Wonderful, authentic set! Loved it. Not many female comedians of this caliber.

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 3 года назад +8

    I absolutely loved this set. She's hilarious!

  • @serahnelson7828
    @serahnelson7828 3 года назад +4

    "Apparently I have a sprinkler now" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @aleebea
    @aleebea 3 года назад +31

    I wanted to hear more. Thank you for the laughter.

    • @katieharrod3328
      @katieharrod3328 2 года назад

      Straight A's & Straight Z's at the same time...

  • @alyssaoconnor
    @alyssaoconnor 3 года назад +128

    I really enjoyed this great show, Comedy too often these days amounts to cheap and easy derogatory insults and this was not that.

  • @trevadadeva
    @trevadadeva 3 года назад +1

    Yooooooooo! When I tell you I was cracking up! She is my new favorite comedian! It's hard for me to find good female comics. She is great! Honest! I can't even get my work done laughing at her. Thank you RUclips Algorithm!

  • @RacieRain
    @RacieRain 3 года назад +2

    57!! And funny. Life goals right here.

  • @PETESGIRL7002
    @PETESGIRL7002 2 года назад

    This woman here is hilarious. I would love to see her do a special. More of Nikki Carr please.

  • @rosamosse293
    @rosamosse293 3 года назад +3

    Soooo intelligent, soooo hilarious, such an amazing Mama , what a lovely Lady with a superior universal APPEAL. XOXO ❤️

  • @segolenebaraine6536
    @segolenebaraine6536 3 года назад +10

    Oh, my ribs. I have giggled, l have LOL-ed, snort-laughed, guffawed, grinned like a cookie jar robber caught in the act and l have spat syrupy coffee all over my computer screen. Nicki Carr is hilarious. All her punchlines are gold. Imagine "going while still going". l died. 🤣😅😂

  • @claritycentral
    @claritycentral 3 года назад +1

    Oh wow!! 😂😂😂😁😁😁😂😂 Funny from beginning to end!

  • @ekaterinas2922
    @ekaterinas2922 2 года назад

    She is fantastic! No vulgarity, no obscenity, what a delight!

  • @latiyawolff306
    @latiyawolff306 2 года назад +2

    YOUR AN AMAZING WOMAN MISS NIKKI!!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏👏👏

  • @paceyhackett552
    @paceyhackett552 2 года назад

    "Who's in here clapping!? I mean, thank you, but show yourself!"
    😂hahahahaha

  • @okimitchell1043
    @okimitchell1043 3 года назад +67

    Ah man I needed this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DBrentWalton
    @DBrentWalton 3 года назад +2

    Great performance. She deserves a repeat performance at DryBar.

  • @MichelleDee68
    @MichelleDee68 3 года назад +10

    I Love Nicki Carr- Thank you i needed that laugh about 13 minutes in :)