Loved Mike Burton. Truth is in the situations he describes many of us feel that way....but just on the inside. And he got a standing ovation. Don't see that too often.
Love the dry bar comedy ! It’s so refreshing to have clean funny comedy . I don’t want to hear a bunch of f words it doesn’t make the joke funny at all . This is so nice .
I noticed on a different comedy show years ago one of the comedians actually started cursing in his routine clearly because the previous ones had done it. It really brought the show down. Glad to find Dry Bar😊
I love this guy! He sooooo serious , and on point !! So expressive! The marriage convo was 100% right!! He is too funny! He expresses his self with anger attitude LOL which makes jokes seems so real!!!
Hello you ever check out Fred Klett he’s hysterical and so reminds me of my childhood lol just thought I would share a laugh Merry Christmas ! Here it is again Lol 😂
1:28 ha ha, he's telling the truth. In the NY Metro area, traffic increases exponentially for every minute one leaves later than planned. Leave 5 minutes late on a 30 mile drive, be 25 minutes late to destination due to traffic multiplication.
Hey question did you get the kid comparing himself in height bit? Cause I feel like something went over my head... As long as the kid was measuring in whole digits it's possible for the other kid to be 1-2 centimeters taller then his kid despite being the same height in inches... Probably not two... I mean you'd round up on inches at that point and he'd be one inch taller.
be seriously. It's not him. It's his wife. That looser can't even come up with a joke without the help of his mommy. Usually I would think it's the type who needs his wife to choose clothes. But when looking at this...nah. Today he choose himself. Epic fail.
Love these guys very funny just what the doctor ordered ! Fred Klett is a scream too I love comedy it really soothes my soul ! Dry bar comedy ,all the comedians are so funny real life humour too we can all relate to love it 😍 omg I’m rewatching this love Mike P Burton still funny !
I'm a white guy from USA, who has been living here in Taiwan for a dozen years..... Folks here on the metro trains must think I'm crazy, as I'm always laughing so hard listening to DBC. I'm laughing hysterically during this episode. 🤣
@@purplelove392 Ni hao! I live in DanShui (NW corner tip across the street from the DS River). I've been happy here the past 15 years, but less so in recent years. Nice to meet you!
@@NickvonZ You too! I've heard Tien Mou has changed a lot since we left, of course. I always wanted to go back & take my husband to see all the old sights, if there are any left. Still trying to find comparable food. How's the atmosphere where China is concerned? Chiang Kai Shek died while we were there, so there was forced mourning, but otherwise it was so safe living there as a teenager. Miss the beach, WuLai, street operas, Dragon dances, the art, museum, but mostly the Hole-in-the-Wall & real Mongolian BBQ. Enjoy while you still can!
Weird but also super cool hearing that the second guy was from Duluth MN, when he was talking about a big storm that knocked everything down, i was just like :O because i experienced it too! but seriously these both were great comics
1 hour 22 minutes of brilliant comedy. When Mike's bit finished you think that Tommy couldn't be as funny. But he definitely was. Never seen either before. Glad this popped up in suggestions.
I have never laughed so hard in my life listening to Mike, it’s the first time I have ever seen him and I am going to track him down and see him in person. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard lol!
Wow! Ironic...perhaps not so much irony, rather just wild to see you in this comment section while it's usually F.E. Dave's comments & Perhaps Level Earth Observer where I typically find you. But NOT Even Remotely Trying to Knock Your Hustle & Movements, so I apologize if I'm saying all the wrong things, but obviously you're NO Fool & therefore you see my avatars symbol & ya know that I know what you know that we both know but can't necessarily make a man actually THINK for Himself, or logically at that. Therefore it's a tedious bore-fest even trying to wake these folks up.
This guy's train of thought and sentence structures is great. "Like my wife does drive me crazy. Okay? Like, look - she - Heh. I just bought my son and I tickets to go to a yankee's game." It's like his brain makes him stutter so so it has enough time to load the next topic.
Tommy Ryman! I wanted to play drums 🥁 & got stuck playing clarinet, too! Hated it. I was in 6th grade & it was the first time we could choose "elective" classes - which I chose Band so I could play drums! After the 1st 2 weeks I figured that, if the class was "elective", I could elect NOT TO GO anymore. I stayed in study hall instead. It wasn't until my parents got a call from the school asking why I was truant in only 5th hour for the last week! I found out that an "elective" wasn't elective any longer after you elected it! 🤣 So they stuck me in Choir, which I thoroughly enjoyed, & stayed very active in musicals, drama class, plays & advanced choirs through High School. 💞 68 years old & I still wish they would've let me play the drums, tho. 🙄
Pssst. You’re 68. They’ll “let” you now. Of course, _you’ll_ probably have to pay the instrument rental instead of your parents, but still ... GO FOR IT, DUDE!
I love this guy. A squall, if anyone is interested, is a weather situation where the wind picks up dramatically in a very local area under a cloud due to the difference in pressure.
💗💗💗 Love love love Tommy Ryman !! He's So low key, & down to earth then zaps you with the totally, unexpected punchline!!! Love his stories then, WOW!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💗
It's insanely gratifying to grow and care for a garden. When you supplement 20-30 meals with food YOU produced that taste way better than anything you purchased, that's rewarding.
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Mike Burton is an incredibly funny guy with excellent material and delivery! Thanks so much for this wonderful show!
Loved Mike Burton. Truth is in the situations he describes many of us feel that way....but just on the inside. And he got a standing ovation. Don't see that too often.
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Love the dry bar comedy ! It’s so refreshing to have clean funny comedy . I don’t want to hear a bunch of f words it doesn’t make the joke funny at all . This is so nice .
I noticed on a different comedy show years ago one of the comedians actually started cursing in his routine clearly because the previous ones had done it.
It really brought the show down.
Glad to find Dry Bar😊
I love this guy! He sooooo serious , and on point !! So expressive!
The marriage convo was 100% right!!
He is too funny!
He expresses his self with anger attitude LOL which makes jokes seems so real!!!
I know,😁
So loud and not funny.
Mike Burton...HILARIOUS!! Loved his set. Relatable topics. I loved the romantic getaway and family vacation. Thanks for the laughs Mike.
Both of these guys are relatable, funny story tellers who don’t need to be luxe to be entertaining. Thank you Dry Bar!
Mike P. Burton is sooo funny! Love his expressions.. his delivery..his jokes! Really good!!
Mike is AWESOME! Lots of unexpected stuff. Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Enjoy!
"Did you say, 'Hola'? I said yell at me and you started with 'hello'?" 😂 it's like he doesn't know he's in PROVO! 😂😂😂
What a fun surprise Mike P. Burton was! Really clever, and funny commentary on life.
The first guy was hilarious!!! I wasn't paying too close attention but then I burst out laughing🤣💙
I like Mike's rapid-fire delivery. :)
Loved them both! I had to look up Tommy's mom and sure enough, she has a website activating rivers in North America. He wasn't joking, lol.
That's hysterical!
I also
Looked up his mom Barb. New age type
"I got bodies in the basement and I like biscuits!"
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You had us laughing from start to finish! The best I have seen in a long time. More of your humor is what the world needs.
“Because I have a…wife.” Lol! This guy’s a rock star.
This guy is a riot. When I bust out laughing, while I'm all alone, you know he has. Something special.
Thanks for this video
You're like me. Things are funnier with company so if Iose it alone you know they are hilarious !
A heck of a lot cheaper than an online therapist! AND better-all the same privacy but more laughing!
Yuppers!
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Just seen this guy for the first time. Brilliant!!! Cracks me up!
Mike P. Burton is definitely one of my favorites! I’d love to see more of him.
Hello you ever check out Fred Klett he’s hysterical and so reminds me of my childhood lol just thought I would share a laugh Merry Christmas ! Here it is again Lol 😂
@@diybronwynsmith263yes!!! He’s another one of my favorites!! He’s awesome 🤣
1:28 ha ha, he's telling the truth. In the NY Metro area, traffic increases exponentially for every minute one leaves later than planned. Leave 5 minutes late on a 30 mile drive, be 25 minutes late to destination due to traffic multiplication.
"My sons going to grow up and be nice, that's his thing" omg I'm dieing 😂😂😂😂
Hey question did you get the kid comparing himself in height bit? Cause I feel like something went over my head... As long as the kid was measuring in whole digits it's possible for the other kid to be 1-2 centimeters taller then his kid despite being the same height in inches... Probably not two... I mean you'd round up on inches at that point and he'd be one inch taller.
I love how passively aggressive honest Mike P. Burton is
Your husband loves you
Tommy had me laughing while I'm trying to nap on the couch. Can't sleep when you're laughing.
He is so funny
be seriously. It's not him. It's his wife.
That looser can't even come up with a joke without the help of his mommy.
Usually I would think it's the type who needs his wife to choose clothes. But when looking at this...nah. Today he choose himself. Epic fail.
Tommy Ryman is hysterical. I love his goofy humor. Love to rewatch this doubleheader with Mike and Tommy. Very funny.
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Mike is one of the funniest comedians I’ve heard in a VERY LONG time. 😂🤣😅🤣😂
LOVE Mike's expressions and his delivery...awesome!
Huge fan. First time watching Mr Burton. So funny. Thank you sir
Love these guys very funny just what the doctor ordered ! Fred Klett is a scream too I love comedy it really soothes my soul ! Dry bar comedy ,all the comedians are so funny real life humour too we can all relate to love it 😍 omg I’m rewatching this love Mike P Burton still funny !
I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Both comedians are fantastic.
Hates idiots? Hates crowds? Hates people with no consideration for others in public? This man is my spirit animal.
I'm a white guy from USA, who has been living here in Taiwan for a dozen years.....
Folks here on the metro trains must think I'm crazy, as I'm always laughing so hard listening to DBC.
I'm laughing hysterically during this episode. 🤣
Me too!! :-)
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Ni how? I lived in Tien Mou as a kid, 72-76. Some of my best years. Ding how!👍
@@purplelove392 Ni hao! I live in DanShui (NW corner tip across the street from the DS River).
I've been happy here the past 15 years, but less so in recent years.
Nice to meet you!
@@NickvonZ You too! I've heard Tien Mou has changed a lot since we left, of course. I always wanted to go back & take my husband to see all the old sights, if there are any left. Still trying to find comparable food. How's the atmosphere where China is concerned? Chiang Kai Shek died while we were there, so there was forced mourning, but otherwise it was so safe living there as a teenager. Miss the beach, WuLai, street operas, Dragon dances, the art, museum, but mostly the Hole-in-the-Wall & real Mongolian BBQ. Enjoy while you still can!
Mike, you are too, too funny. I can hardly breathe!! love it!
I love this guy! He doesn't have to use obscene language to be funny...and he IS funny! His facial expressions and voice make him even funnier!
Fourth time watching this and I am glad there are RUclips ads every few minutes! I can’t handle that much laughter without breaks. 🤣🤣🤣
I love both of these guys ♥️
You just can't have Mike P. Burton audio, you must watch him. The way he physically translate inner emotions, are funny.👍
these 2 guys are some of my favorites
Tommy really made me laugh out loud! Hope he does well in his career - he's very funny and a great performer.
Weird but also super cool hearing that the second guy was from Duluth MN, when he was talking about a big storm that knocked everything down, i was just like :O because i experienced it too!
but seriously these both were great comics
Laughed through Tommy's show! Thank you! Hope to hear more of your comedy!
Tommy is hilarious. I love jokes that are combined with one another. Great clean material. Thanks for this
1 hour 22 minutes of brilliant comedy. When Mike's bit finished you think that Tommy couldn't be as funny. But he definitely was. Never seen either before. Glad this popped up in suggestions.
Both of these guys were awesome! Loved how different their humor is!!
This guy is awesome. At first I thought I was going to hate him but he was great!
Great combo. Never heard Tommy before, he's hilarious 😂
Mike is hilarious, he had me crying with laughter 😂😂😂
First guy was so chaotic I loved it
First guy killed it!!
I just thought that 🤣👍🏽
I have never laughed so hard in my life listening to Mike, it’s the first time I have ever seen him and I am going to track him down and see him in person. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard lol!
Thanks!
I haven’t laughed that hard in such a long time! The 2nd guys beginning ice jokes & the sleep talking jokes hit me so hard😂😂😂 so relatable
Mike Burton had me in stitches!
…Brilliant comic!
Wow! Ironic...perhaps not so much irony, rather just wild to see you in this comment section while it's usually F.E. Dave's comments & Perhaps Level Earth Observer where I typically find you.
But NOT Even Remotely Trying to Knock Your Hustle & Movements, so I apologize if I'm saying all the wrong things, but obviously you're NO Fool & therefore you see my avatars symbol & ya know that I know what you know that we both know but can't necessarily make a man actually THINK for Himself, or logically at that. Therefore it's a tedious bore-fest even trying to wake these folks up.
This guy's train of thought and sentence structures is great.
"Like my wife does drive me crazy. Okay? Like, look - she - Heh. I just bought my son and I tickets to go to a yankee's game."
It's like his brain makes him stutter so so it has enough time to load the next topic.
the boat joke - that was priceless
Great job! This made my day! I'm not gonna lie....I need to learn more about these river activations.
So satisfying to hear someone who is genuinely funny and doesn't have to rely on just yelling obscenities at the audience.
Mike and Tommy are hilarious 🤣😂🤣
He solved the mystery of the missing socks! They are hiding in our pants! Lol
Tommy Ryman! I wanted to play drums 🥁 & got stuck playing clarinet, too! Hated it. I was in 6th grade & it was the first time we could choose "elective" classes - which I chose Band so I could play drums! After the 1st 2 weeks I figured that, if the class was "elective", I could elect NOT TO GO anymore. I stayed in study hall instead. It wasn't until my parents got a call from the school asking why I was truant in only 5th hour for the last week! I found out that an "elective" wasn't elective any longer after you elected it! 🤣 So they stuck me in Choir, which I thoroughly enjoyed, & stayed very active in musicals, drama class, plays & advanced choirs through High School. 💞 68 years old & I still wish they would've let me play the drums, tho. 🙄
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Pssst. You’re 68. They’ll “let” you now. Of course, _you’ll_ probably have to pay the instrument rental instead of your parents, but still ... GO FOR IT, DUDE!
Play them now!😃
It's a perfect quiet evening entertainment! I enjoyed it so much!)) The guys are so smooth
Original and funny as hell! 😂😂
Mike P. BURTON, Very funny... tight set!
Two very funny guys, we loved it.
Oh man😆😂🤣These guys are SOOO hilarious!! My stomach’s hurting from the CONTINUAL hysterical laughing!!!👏🎉 BRAVO Mike and Tommy!!! Much thanks!
I love this guy.
A squall, if anyone is interested, is a weather situation where the wind picks up dramatically in a very local area under a cloud due to the difference in pressure.
“And now to Biff Jackson for Sports ... “
Thank you 😊👍
Oh thanks for explaining that I had fallen way behind LOL
@Jeffrey Nolan no shlt? Aren't you quite the little educator
Tommy Ryman's hysterical! Bravo! 👏👏👏
💗💗💗 Love love love Tommy Ryman !! He's So low key, & down to earth then zaps you with the totally, unexpected punchline!!! Love his stories then, WOW!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💗
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Fantastic!
He’s spot on about those auditions😆😆
"You have to count with a 9 in it". He feels our pain with math!
He activated that clarinet. Haha 😄
Both these guys are great! 😄
This is one of my absolute favorite sets!!
It's insanely gratifying to grow and care for a garden. When you supplement 20-30 meals with food YOU produced that taste way better than anything you purchased, that's rewarding.
Him: Yell at me in spanish
Her: ¿hola como estas?
😂😂
The first thing she yelled was totally legit.😂
To be fair, he didn't say she was mad 🤷♀️
thank you dry for the humor
Got married in 2000 as well! So true!😂
Both these guys were great!!
This made me belly laugh on a scary drive. I'll never forget it.
Haha omggg the lost Indian woman got me . I’m native and it’s native approved😂😂✨📌
Tommy Ryman was absolutely hilarious
Great delivery
The way he said his niece greeted the black couple was hilariously cute ...
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I love this guy ... I would love to see him clean up on AGT .. I have watched this video over and over and still laugh lol
Mike you are incredibly funny. And your expressions are spectacular. Keep it up. You are a lot better the big name guys. Best wishes
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Awesome, just awesome!
Burton was killing me! I would get out the house to go see him perform.
Mike P Burton is incredible. One of my top favorite comedians ever.
into dry bar comedy who else.
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Clap clap clap!
Everyone. 👍🏽🤔
Lot of talented comics, best scene since "Just for Laughs"
I love it!!!
This dude cracks me UP! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm howling so hard I think I just peed...this guy is a SCREAM!!!!!
This guy is so funny!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!!
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"My mom's from Nicaragua? Si?" 😂😂
“Hello black people!” I’m black and found that hilarious!!!
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I’ve watched this special a couple times. Hilarious😂😂
Love both sets
This dude is hilarious " I can get whiter" 🤣🤣🤣
@15:45 I about fell out of my chair when he did the “whiter” smile and wave😂🤣😅
@@FLATearthGARY I know and that true lol
"1 little monkey ..."
"SO WE'RE CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!" ROTFL
@@FLATearthGARY Made me think of Al Yankovic's "White and Nerdy!!" 🤣
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Mike P. Burton, good sir, you are PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!
Dry Bar has some great lineups in the Night At series but I this one is my favorite.
Just love this channel. and these guys are funny
Mike was hilarious! His sense of humor is perfect for me 😂 do they have more of his acts?
I always come back to watch this specific DryBar video 😂