How To Get Banned From Karate. Shayne Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @bbqjack8885
    @bbqjack8885 11 месяцев назад +276

    This dude looks like he'll fix your macbook and then rob it from you at knifepoint

    • @heidiolaska2849
      @heidiolaska2849 6 месяцев назад +13

      And you might be laughing the whole time

    • @taylor-gq4rg
      @taylor-gq4rg 4 месяца назад +5

      Lol yeah, although since his conversion to Christianity, he'd probably just tell ya about the Lord, tell you don't do drugs, and face tattoos are a bad idea. Cheers ❤

    • @hrdrockfarm8948
      @hrdrockfarm8948 2 месяца назад

      Looks like he might have a cover-up on his arm. Wonder if he folded his flag?

    • @christopherreilly5339
      @christopherreilly5339 2 месяца назад +1

      While criticizing your deck.

    • @meganmccargish379
      @meganmccargish379 2 месяца назад

      💀

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +773

    Shayne Smith: (Walks into a casual Karate event) "Hello, I'm here for Bloodsport."

    • @seviren_aeron
      @seviren_aeron 11 месяцев назад +16

      The Kumite*

    • @bobbobert9473
      @bobbobert9473 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, he's so cool!!!!!! Especially his tattoos and long, boring story telling technique.

    • @YourMother-h4y
      @YourMother-h4y 2 месяца назад

      @@bobbobert9473I touch you in your sleep

    • @aclaylambisabirdman6324
      @aclaylambisabirdman6324 2 месяца назад +1

      I really want that on a shirt

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 21 день назад

      bore was literally "honor is for the weak!"

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 11 месяцев назад +90

    I know a guy who loves martial arts, and he HATES this type of karate. He calls it a "game of tag". He says the real martial artists have their own ways of competing, and those tournaments are a LOT more brutal. But mostly, martial arts is a lot of training, a lot of discipline, and a lot of learning the subtleties of various techniques.
    Shayne, you're hilarious!

  • @savanabrown83
    @savanabrown83 9 месяцев назад +129

    His transitions and explaining his inner monolog are golden. Comedy really is an art.

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 8 месяцев назад +168

    _"no, I don't know if he has nunchuks on him"_
    🤣🤣
    That line, right there, that's genius.

    • @NattyFitness578
      @NattyFitness578 8 месяцев назад +5

      Nobody brings nunchucks to a fight SUPRISE‼️

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 4 месяца назад

      It's your cousin, Marvin Berry.

  • @FastSS02
    @FastSS02 Год назад +1507

    I love how he tells stories as the "hero" from his point of view and also as the "zero" from everyone else's point of view!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Год назад +46

      Just like the story where he murdered a deer in front of a young family.
      "I'm a HERO!"

    • @DonDeigo
      @DonDeigo 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@notsure1969He didn't 'murder' a deer, he 'mildly annoyed' a deer. The deer was fine. He states that right in the story. XD

    • @WSB_RTRD
      @WSB_RTRD 9 месяцев назад +3

      Well put

    • @AV5Z4
      @AV5Z4 8 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, he’s really good. This could be riddled with profanity (which I don’t have a problem with) and because it’s not, it’s just that much better. You can take your kids to this and not feel weird.

    • @ABB14-11
      @ABB14-11 7 месяцев назад +5

      that's part of the comedy bit, like allowing us to laugh at how "delusional" it is, even if he's self-aware

  • @gregsullivan8065
    @gregsullivan8065 Год назад +730

    I’ve been in karate over 30 years, and this is the best karate story I’ve ever heard! The nunchucks in the bar was great as well!

    • @Thorgisli
      @Thorgisli Год назад +18

      I was only in for about 10 years, was an assistant instructor as my first job. My first thought when he mentioned the guy upselling the him nunchucks was that the salesman thought he was selling male birth control. Lol

    • @dallassegno
      @dallassegno 11 месяцев назад +2

      the guy probably ruined the guy's life, if thats funny, you're sick

    • @justaninja1
      @justaninja1 11 месяцев назад +8

      Chuck me up. 🤣🤣🤣
      Kung Fu sting. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@dallassegnook. you're most likely right. but, also, is it fun being the voice of reason at a comedy show?

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 11 месяцев назад +5

      but you didn't answer the question we all want to know the answer to. Do you hang out with Sensei Dan?

  • @burtmacklin6443
    @burtmacklin6443 Год назад +1852

    I've got to be honest, I was convinced Shayne signed up for a children's karate tournament.

    • @buckbuchanan4902
      @buckbuchanan4902 Год назад +57

      Like when Kramer on Seinfeld was fighting kids in Karate.

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 Год назад

      @@buckbuchanan4902 In my Black belt TKD test, I had to spar kids. 3 of them, and they were all brothers.
      It sucked. I like have to be competitive against a kid to get my belt.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Год назад +55

      *It was a kid's tournament. 'Sensei Dan' was eleven years old and disabled.*

    • @HandlingItAll
      @HandlingItAll Год назад +6

      Yeah I'm pretty sure he talked about that ...

    • @SRHisntSilent
      @SRHisntSilent Год назад +1

      RIGHT?💀

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 Год назад +50

    "But I dont know that" is now my favorite phrase.

  • @MsKatMays
    @MsKatMays Год назад +233

    I've seen him live twice. He's even better in person, his response to the audiences reactions are really unique and spot on

    • @ivoryiris97
      @ivoryiris97 Год назад +3

      That is awesome! Does he also do clean comedy when live/not on DryBar?

    • @carleenagiangiordano1575
      @carleenagiangiordano1575 7 месяцев назад +1

      Following because I'd also like to know lol

  • @kyliedaddy9214
    @kyliedaddy9214 Год назад +568

    Sensei Dan and I are in two separate realities simultaneously😂

    • @Aloysius10
      @Aloysius10 10 месяцев назад +8

      Sensei Dan has lost all his students.

    • @ForeverYoungKickboxer
      @ForeverYoungKickboxer 8 месяцев назад +5

      What's funny is this happens all the time with every 2 people like we all think we're all in the same reality but really we don't know what the hell the purseon right next to you is thinking LOL

    • @taylord2954
      @taylord2954 7 месяцев назад

      I was dieing😂😂😂

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 5 месяцев назад

      @20:02

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 5 месяцев назад

      @@Aloysius10 @20:02

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 Год назад +2162

    And once again, Shayne Smith can fill an entire show with one story! One story!

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Год назад +66

      one story with a story within the story- masterful (the bar brawl was tangential and an inserted story then he smoothly merged back into the main story)

    • @Goodygoodya
      @Goodygoodya Год назад +6

      Two but by thoughts exactly

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Год назад +7

      Animal was absolutely amazing.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Год назад +44

      and we hope to never run into you too!
      Seriously, not even with a car @@karlwithak.

    • @austinclack
      @austinclack Год назад +21

      are you broken inside? like did your mom and dad never tell you that they loved you? because what other reason would you have to think that this story isnt funny? are you not able to picture his gang friends getting in the moms face? The entire story had me crying! @@karlwithak.

  • @jsmithmedia2756
    @jsmithmedia2756 Год назад +598

    I love how he tells a joke, its funny, then says "but when you think about it..." and then the joke is twice as funny but in a different way. Genius comedy.

  • @hokutonojoe
    @hokutonojoe 9 месяцев назад +15

    I’m never get tired of this story

  • @postive-vibes
    @postive-vibes Год назад +347

    He has such an interesting look. He's like 1/2 accountant and 1/2 prison gang member.

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 11 месяцев назад +24

      He just looks like any bartender in Southern California 😂

    • @yufoh7753
      @yufoh7753 11 месяцев назад +15

      Tattoos are done to send a signal to other people socially. They speak volumes on the mindset of an individual who are wanting to advertise something, whether it's "hey I'm cool" "I'm tough" "I'm an independent thinker" or whatever is their thing. To me it just says, this person is insecure in some way, or is just impulsive and easily lead.
      One or two small tattoos that are not normally on show are usually just to reinforce something for themselves or for those they are close and intimate with. Kind of like that person that writes a message on their bathroom mirror to reassure themselves that they are a good/worthy/special person.

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 11 месяцев назад +6

      Lol I don't know whether to attempt to hit on him or ask him for tax advice 🤣

    • @aellalee4767
      @aellalee4767 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@yufoh7753he got them when he was a young teenager to be seen as a tough gangster. Eventually he got out of that, but no one says giving kids access to tattooing was a good idea.
      He explains in one of his older sets.

    • @cjmiller6741
      @cjmiller6741 11 месяцев назад +5

      100 per cent poser

  • @sharHu1010
    @sharHu1010 Год назад +867

    😂😂😂😂 I love the, "Nobody brings nunchucks to a bar. You got knocked out regular" line.
    Is Sensei Dan OK?

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists Год назад +25

      I came to ask this question

    • @deedeeduncan9347
      @deedeeduncan9347 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Год назад +33

      *Sensei Dan recovered and started the sixth grade the week after.*
      *He was an eleven year old autistic kid who they called Sensei Dan just to make him feel good.*

    • @FreeGumFighter
      @FreeGumFighter Год назад +2

      ​@@1nvisible1 😂😂😂

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 Год назад +8

      I guess Sensei Dan is always carrying nunchakus since.,😁

  • @zippassi
    @zippassi Год назад +1490

    As a karate black belt who loves sparring in tournaments, I found this hilarious.

    • @acanadian9776
      @acanadian9776 Год назад

      You dont spar in a tournament. You spar in training. Point system is a useless martial art. Beyond useless.

    • @DavidLSgro
      @DavidLSgro Год назад +92

      Exactly, I HOST these Karate Tournaments! I can see it crystal clear!

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 Год назад +25

      ​@@DavidLSgroomg! He had me in stitches! Or was it nunchuks!
      What a kook

    • @mathewfugate8075
      @mathewfugate8075 Год назад +69

      As a guy from Illinois who loves laughing at comedians, I, too, found this hilarious.

    • @jasonhamilton6098
      @jasonhamilton6098 Год назад +24

      Did you also buy your black belt? 😊

  • @Harrysnacks
    @Harrysnacks Год назад +1569

    Shayne is one of the most underrated comedians. His delivery is so unique and keeps me laughing!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful Год назад

      Underrated? I did not even give this tattooed freak one minute and even that was more than what this clown deserved

    • @prelexia1
      @prelexia1 Год назад +3

      For real though

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy Год назад +6

      Yes! Shayne, also Kellen Erskine and Josh Sneed are my favorite comedians in recent yrs.

    • @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe
      @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe Год назад +2

      Same

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Год назад +5

      I love how he gets exasperated at himself and at the audience for being too on board with a ridiculous premise he's just stated.

  • @uikmnhj4me
    @uikmnhj4me Год назад +12

    He’s not what you think when you think Catholic convert lol but we’re so happy to have you Shayne!

  • @nannielson7790
    @nannielson7790 7 месяцев назад +28

    "Chuck me UP! Let's Go!" Absolutely love this guy!!😂

  • @hjohnson966
    @hjohnson966 Год назад +2240

    I love how one of his jokes 2 years ago was about regretting face tattoos, and now he has more face tattoos

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +96

      I was going to ask about that.
      It does seem like he's adding more and more. I thought he'd be trying to remove a couple.
      Either way, Shayne is hilarious.

    • @Woppert
      @Woppert Год назад +373

      Because it's always future Shayne's problem 😂

    • @frbidden
      @frbidden Год назад +76

      His entire personality and 85% of his jokes revolve around the fact that he has face tattoos and looks tough but is actually not. Completely boring.

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 Год назад +15

      I wrote the exact same thing. He's committed.😂

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr Год назад +23

      Laser removal is a good thing 🧐

  • @teandesigns
    @teandesigns Год назад +516

    Mr. Smith..... I am a 61 year old woman who laughs so hard at your comedy specials that my neighbors come and check on me LOL keep it up please because I want to keep laughing. You're great dude

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад +18

      Your neighbors sound like nice people!
      You're lucky to live by them.

    • @caro1ns
      @caro1ns Год назад +2

      I'm a 62 year old woman and that was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

    • @melissasw64
      @melissasw64 Год назад

      59!

    • @YourGuyRyan
      @YourGuyRyan 11 месяцев назад

      Is it just me or did a 61 year old woman just say "dude"

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@YourGuyRyanI'm 52, I have a client that is 77, and he uses the term "ya think?" All the time. Age is just a number, as long as that number is over 18

  • @CatJ45674
    @CatJ45674 Год назад +2265

    This is so weird. Just yesterday I was watching one of Shane’s older videos and laughing so hard, wishing he would come out with another video and then the next day this video comes out. One of the best comedians. Hope he never stops making videos

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz Год назад +41

      This so weird, my daughter said " this is so weird" when I clicked and read your comment

    • @glitterytrinket6246
      @glitterytrinket6246 Год назад +39

      @@KyraBorens-hh9mz ....... so weird. I was reading your comment thinking its so weird how weird is weird.

    • @SeeingSebastian
      @SeeingSebastian Год назад +12

      You're a wizard😂😂

    • @eczzsyy
      @eczzsyy Год назад +21

      This message thread is very weird...

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz Год назад +11

      @@eczzsyy weird🤔

  • @nophilter
    @nophilter 9 месяцев назад +9

    I usually don't laugh out loud.... but this guy has me in tears😂😂

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 Год назад +32

    "OH YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE I WANT" 😂😂😂 the metal ones, for sure.

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 Год назад +146

    "That's future Shayne's problem. That guy hates us! But we don't care what he thinks." Lol 8:43

    • @laurak299
      @laurak299 4 месяца назад

      I have trouble committing to things because I don't accept that my past self locked my present self into something. Wtf does that ancient self know about present me and my needs and wants? Tuesday self just doesn't understand Saturday self. I want to be free!

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 Год назад +127

    As someone who’s been in Karate for almost 6 years, this is the funniest Karate tournament story I’ve ever seen

  • @PukeSkyywalker
    @PukeSkyywalker Год назад +459

    For a guy who doesn't know karate, knocking out a sensei, and another with frickin nunchucks, should earn you an actual entry into the mortal combat tournament.

    • @TheInfantry98
      @TheInfantry98 Год назад +11

      Hahaha nice ! Finish Him! Fatality!

    • @michaelreardon303
      @michaelreardon303 Год назад +6

      Reminds me of Mac from Its Always Sunny

    • @PerunaMuayThai
      @PerunaMuayThai Год назад +13

      He was in a gang so he had that "practical experience" that the dojo can't teach

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead Год назад +6

      American Karate schools do not teach people to fight in anyway. So knocking out a Sensei is nothing special.

    • @teeeightchsea
      @teeeightchsea Год назад +4

      A lot of "seasoned dojo senseis" crumble to practical street fighting

  • @maxxpeterson220
    @maxxpeterson220 11 месяцев назад +20

    This guy used to come into my gas station when I used to work at 711 had zero idea who he was and then randomly found him on RUclips one day, super nice guy and always got the same thing every time he came in

  • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
    @2goblinsinatrenchcoat Год назад +244

    I’m crying. I’m a taekwondo instructor and we do points sparring at our tournaments. We also do the “take a knee, look away” thing if someone gets hurt 😂

    • @matthenley7082
      @matthenley7082 11 месяцев назад +3

      Wow a taekwondo instructor so pretty 😊👍

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@matthenley7082 thank you! though i'd rather be recognized for my talents in the field if i had to choose between that and my looks lol.

    • @simonhermann3301
      @simonhermann3301 6 месяцев назад +1

      Interesting... When I did taekwondo, we were going all out murdering each other, and the sensei was very proud about taekwondo being a full force foot to face thing. The only difference between sparring and tournament was that we had to wear protective gear in the tournament.
      The worst damage I did was when I sparred with a guy two heads taller than me and my bandae chagi landed spot on where it shouldn't. 😬
      (If you read this, sorry Mogamed)

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@simonhermann3301 oh yeah; I trained the same way 😂 I was the smallest in the teen/adult class so I ended up sparring guys who were like 6 feet and up. I’m 5 feet tall so I learned how to be creative 😂 and yeah, sadly those happen but that’s why guys wear protection haha

    • @adamdamiri4823
      @adamdamiri4823 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@2goblinsinatrenchcoatngl, i thought you got a band aid on your nose, and think "Yep, thats taekwondo sabeum for sure!"

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Год назад +837

    Watched this while walking my dog. Genuinely looked like a crazy person laughing hysterically walking down the street with a dog who was NOT doing anything funny or remarkable.

    • @sylvie1537
      @sylvie1537 Год назад +9

      😂

    • @DawnalynForrest
      @DawnalynForrest Год назад +8

      Laughing body parts off at the visual!

    • @kimjackson1052
      @kimjackson1052 Год назад +10

      Same, but not walking my dog.. just me myself and I 🤭😂 I'd totally do it again!

    • @anthony949495
      @anthony949495 Год назад +10

      I was at the gym and lost it before one of my sets, probably looked the same

    • @michaelgroce966
      @michaelgroce966 Год назад +9

      Ah yes. The drybar experience.
      I watch these while doing dishes and get all sorts of looks from my wife

  • @brittanyreynolds6337
    @brittanyreynolds6337 Год назад +668

    I want all my life stories to be narrated by Shayne Smith 😂

    • @yepsame2you805
      @yepsame2you805 Год назад +12

      Yes the modern Morgan Freeman

    • @StormAF
      @StormAF Год назад

      RIGHT?!?

    • @graceoverall
      @graceoverall Год назад +2

      Seriously! He'd actually made my boring life sound interesting! 😂 We need a Waze voice of him too.

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx Год назад +531

    As someone who teaches martial arts.... The most unbelievable part is karate tournament starting at noon😂

    • @BelelEscabel
      @BelelEscabel Год назад +69

      Yeah, when I did judo all exhibition tournaments were like "starting hour is 6 AM, be here 1-2 hours before that".

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Год назад +6

      @@BelelEscabelyikes!!

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx Год назад +38

      @@BelelEscabel I did the point sparring style tournaments he's talking about and they would start at 7/8am and go til about 3pm. God forbid a division runs long lol you could be there til 5/6pm 😂

    • @ML-jk3sz
      @ML-jk3sz Год назад +23

      @@FFmaxxx I would show up late on purpose because I didn't feel like sitting through all of the ceremonies, forms and showcases, I just wanted to fight. Its a full day of wasted time really. hahahah

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx Год назад +16

      @@ML-jk3sz 😂😂😂 relatable. I did forms and occasionally sparring but had to wait for kids divisions to be done and never sure when that was

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever 10 месяцев назад +17

    I really enjoyed this.
    Point fighting is literally a game (celebration was a hilarious way to put it) of "how fast can I pull my hand or foot back from striking, while making the bare minimum contact".
    Ideally that's what you're trained to do in a striking dojo, to avoid your opponent grabbing your limb, but with actual impact.
    Sensei Dan had to have been completely surprised with the ferocity, and that he continued with the fight means he didn't realize Shayne didn't belong there and thought Shayne was a rival blackbelt simply being unprofessional.
    A+ storytelling.

  • @melissasw64
    @melissasw64 Год назад +57

    OMG! I just saw him on Pints with Aquinas and got reinvigorated and thoughts I'd check out Shayne again. How hilarious is THIS?! Love it!

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 Год назад +147

    I love how there's a story inside of a story the whole time. This guy is hilarious

  • @just_jarman
    @just_jarman Год назад +476

    Shayne is a great comedian.
    Great rhythm and timing. He has a vast vocabulary and executes it well. To be known as a "clean" style comedian is respectable. Wishing this guy the world.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Год назад +13

      @@yttrxstein4192 it is more needed than ever in a world desensitized to our own filth and lack of quality.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Год назад +7

      @@yttrxstein4192 is that what my words meant? Or did you jump to conclusions of grandeur?

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Год назад

      @@yttrxstein4192 what is my God? Words or cursing?
      What do you know about curses?

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Год назад

      @@just_jarman correct

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Год назад +1

      @@yttrxstein4192 ....what the hell he didn't even mention anything related to cursing.
      He was saying laughter and comedy n taking the piss is more needed cause people are out of their minds and comedy takes the edge off

  • @nooner780
    @nooner780 Год назад +230

    As a former karate practitioner, his description for point sparring is accurate and sad.

    • @dphilipson
      @dphilipson Год назад +2

      Go do kung fu

    • @nooner780
      @nooner780 Год назад +11

      @@dphilipson big fan of drunken boxing

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob Год назад +2

      I get you, @nooner780. I studied in a traditional(ist) dojo. Entered one tae kwon do hosted tournament (all styles welcome). First place in kata. Last place in point sparring. I only bothered attempted sparring b/c I'd paid and was there already. I literally had never even practiced it in the dojo (100% optional, after regular classes,) because I didn't want to water down my muscle memory with cutesy junk that wouldn't cripple an assailant.

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 Год назад +16

      ​@@ParodyKnaveBobWoah don't cut yourself on all that edge man. 😅

    • @brownamerican5786
      @brownamerican5786 Год назад +4

      If you don't think your getting hit hard in point sparring, you have never point sparred. I have had my nose broken, saw a guy get his jaw shattered at the World Karate Championship, guys get KO ed, broken ribs, ect.... Yes your not supposed to be trying to hurt each other, but it does happen all the time, especially with the elite high level fighters. I also do continuous sparring, which is supposed to be light contact, there is no light contact, I promise you that. But it is for sport, we are not getting paid for this,.

  • @brianmcclard7501
    @brianmcclard7501 Год назад +20

    Shane is so dang funny! He can make you laugh for a half an hour over a single story! His stories are so wild, only a guy like him could have them!

  • @watchmen6504
    @watchmen6504 Год назад +6

    This young man is both incredibly gifted and incredibly hilarious.

  • @mementomori7266
    @mementomori7266 Год назад +310

    Shane is one of my favorite comedians. He has a way of telling stories like no other. I was rolling and laughing so hard at this one. Brilliant!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful Год назад +3

      I guess you have never seen a comedian before? This tattooed freak sure wasn't one SMH

    • @kylesalmon31
      @kylesalmon31 Год назад +3

      I’m right there with ya! Dude makes me laugh so freaking hard hahah

    • @Plubob_McHabblefluffin
      @Plubob_McHabblefluffin Год назад +2

      I especially love the way he does perplexed frustration. That's his ace.

    • @RobGThai
      @RobGThai Год назад +1

      I know what you mean. Most of them feels like they are setting up for a climax but Shane made it feel like a bar joke. It works tho love all three of his. Hard to top the crocodile tho.

  • @compasscards
    @compasscards Год назад +38

    I sent this to my sister this weekend.
    Monday morning, she texts:
    “ just made myself twenty minutes late for work because i simply had* to know what happened to sensai dan”
    Monday evening, she texts the family group chat. She is pleased to report that she deadlifted her husband. She followed that with an acknowledgment that her lower back is now spasming. We both suspect sensei Dan had something to do with this.

  • @JayJay-jx3zg
    @JayJay-jx3zg Год назад +305

    The Michaelangelo line almost made me lose it in a quiet as a church office. 😂😂 I was already teetering 😂😂.

    • @lauraferris1608
      @lauraferris1608 Год назад +16

      I know! The fact that he dropped that line so nonchalantly that I had to figure out the reference made it even funnier.

    • @BrittanyMMichelle0492
      @BrittanyMMichelle0492 Год назад +3

      😂 😇

    • @starstruckt
      @starstruckt Год назад +7

      i believe it too cus cops do say things like that 😂

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 11 месяцев назад +7

      The Michelangelo line absolutely made me lose it.

    • @squintygreeneyes
      @squintygreeneyes 9 месяцев назад +4

      i use to love ninja turtles as a kid and it still took me a minute to get the joke. 😅

  • @kermykerm3150
    @kermykerm3150 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @keesdevreugd9177
    @keesdevreugd9177 Год назад +11

    This was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And the incredible delivery makes it twice as funny.
    Unbelievable that this is the first time I'm aware Shayne even exists.

  • @malphas_2717
    @malphas_2717 Год назад +45

    Stumbled onto this from Key & Peele, thought I'd listen to comedy while opening mail. Twenty minutes later I'm searching for more Shayne Smith, not having read the first letter. Guess that can wait til tomorrow.

  • @watch-this
    @watch-this Год назад +140

    This guy is the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a long time. He’s comedic timing, story telling style, and inflection, A+.

  • @glengidley7089
    @glengidley7089 Год назад +65

    Absolutely one of my favorite comedians. He knows how to spin the crazy, painful stuff that happens into something we can all relate to and enjoy.

  • @dylanjuza6729
    @dylanjuza6729 Год назад +48

    The ninja turtle 7:50 🐢🥋🤣 “Michael Angelo is my favorite”

  • @ck337
    @ck337 Год назад +23

    Oh my word I am shaking so hard from laughing! 😂 I always die laughing every time I watch a Dry Bar comedy skit from Shayne. He’s a great storyteller and he has the best stories. That’s a winning combination in my book! I wish only the best to him. I hope he continues his comedy. The world needs more (clean!) comics!

  • @beckyraskin8928
    @beckyraskin8928 Год назад +76

    The only problem I have with Shayne Smith drybar videos is that there need to be more of them. PLEASE 🙏

  • @kaulanaakina916
    @kaulanaakina916 Год назад +28

    This guy is special! I’ve only watched two of his videos so I’m just starting on the Shayne Train! It’s 6am on Saturday morning and I’m doubled over attempting to stifle my laughing so I don’t wake up my whole family. My laughs are escaping through my teeth and my head is building up so much pressure I feel like I’m going to get a headache. His delivery and style are unique. His word choice and storytelling abilities paint a very specific picture that makes you feel like you’re standing right next to him and you are experiencing it at the same time he is. Amazing! Pure genius!

    • @HelensHealingHands
      @HelensHealingHands Год назад +1

      Only my second time seeing him too. I dont often laugh audibly, but Shane seems to be an exception to the rule! I laughed out loud. So funny because it's true.

  • @acatwithahatt7999
    @acatwithahatt7999 Год назад +34

    This guy does comedy like i do conversations. Sets up a story, proceeds to go on the most insane tangent you're ever going to hear, and then bookends it with "so what i was saying was..."
    And im so here for it. Give this man a special right this second!

  • @codyinacoma
    @codyinacoma 8 месяцев назад +4

    The fact that he brought the nunchuck joke full circle, with the guy making his friends realize it was all true. Genius

  • @redactual
    @redactual 10 месяцев назад +4

    mad respect Shayne, keep doing you. I must say though, the dude that upsold you on the chucks bro...........................................straight up gangster 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 Год назад +571

    I see Shayne, I click. Always a great and funny story teller!

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy Год назад +2

      💯

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Год назад +3

      agreed, if you wanna rolling on the floor let suggest you to listen that dwarf comedian, unfortunately I forgot his name, maan those stories are most hilarious Ive ever heard, let me know

    • @rahrah4160
      @rahrah4160 Год назад +2

      ​@@theoteddy9665I believe his name is Brad Williams, and I agree, he's hilarious 😂

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Год назад +2

      @@rahrah4160 thats him indeed😂

    • @suziethomas1481
      @suziethomas1481 Год назад +2

      GREAT story teller!!!!

  • @OmegaNovious
    @OmegaNovious Год назад +77

    I'm a simple man. I see Shayne Smith + Dry Bar Comedy and it's an instant click.

  • @Jinx_of_Nyx
    @Jinx_of_Nyx Год назад +82

    Shayne Smith is one of my favorite comedians. Really glad to see him back on the Dry Bar channel!

  • @wickedchivo1399
    @wickedchivo1399 Год назад +17

    I too was banned from karate for going too hard Who knew you could get kicked out for fighting

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 11 месяцев назад +4

    I'd never heard of Shayne before, but I haven't laughed so hard and so often in a long time.

  • @ericgriffith3579
    @ericgriffith3579 Год назад +15

    Coming from studying six different martial arts over two decades. This is hilarious, and what makes it work is his self deprecating humor. Cracked me up!

  • @sydneygorelick7484
    @sydneygorelick7484 Год назад +120

    5:48 "hurt my hip immediately" got me good, lmao. I don't think anyone who's held a pair of nunchucks for more than 2 seconds hasn't hit themselves with them, and METAL ones would hurt so bad lmaoo

    • @Barbaroossa
      @Barbaroossa Год назад +3

      I used to have a pair of wood nunchucks when I was a kid and there was a time when I would have perpetual bumps in my head from constantly hitting myself with it by accident.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 5 месяцев назад

      I've owned both types and wood seems to pack more of a wallop.

  • @DoubleBassX2
    @DoubleBassX2 Год назад +37

    Shayne is so good at providing comedic perspective shifts without overdoing it!

  • @K-aR-Oh
    @K-aR-Oh 10 месяцев назад +6

    Bro's hilarious, it doesn't even matter what kind of a story he'd be telling, I know that I'm gonna laugh no matter what.

  • @BirdBraind410
    @BirdBraind410 Год назад +9

    I've NEVER laughed as hard as I do when I'm watching Shaynes stand up. Literally can't breath😂😂😂

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ Год назад +166

    Awesome tournament story! I laughed so hard that I now have tears running down my face and I think I may have to throw up. Shayne, it could be worse. I knocked myself out during a Tae Kwon do demonstration by kicking myself in the head. In front of a group of new students. I had just gotten my 2nd degree black belt a month earlier. And, I was 6 months pregnant and was showing that baby bump... so. 5 foot 2, bowling ball on toothpicks, blond woman kicks herself in the head and instantly goes unconscious. Yup! That was a banner day!

    • @KathyBGood
      @KathyBGood Год назад +9

      thanks for sharing, hilarious!

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 Год назад +5

      😅 OMG!

    • @kellylundblad2616
      @kellylundblad2616 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @br6480
      @br6480 Год назад +11

      Feel your pain. I knee’d myself in the face and it wasn’t pretty.😂😂😂

    • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
      @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 Год назад +4

      I don't think I can properly picture that without busting out laughing like a maniac 😂kick self in head stick figure blonde with a bowling ball baby bump

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 Год назад +98

    When I watch Shane, it brings me back to the crowd in highschool I hung out with. Always something ludicrous going on and he nails it. One of the funniest by far.

  • @stephaniemajors7697
    @stephaniemajors7697 Год назад +49

    Shayne is, hands down, my favorite comedian. I met him in 2021, and he’s truly kind and hilarious. I was hoping we’d get another special from him. This made my night. 😂

  • @TheLoneCamper
    @TheLoneCamper 11 месяцев назад +5

    Fell asleep with autoplay on, woke to the sound of Jim Gaffigan. Looked at the comedian and thought I was dreaming.

  • @demiurge2501
    @demiurge2501 Год назад +7

    I love the line at 18:35 “he’s gonna quarter circle forward me and it’s OVER!” Really paints the picture

  • @annoyingneighbor4928
    @annoyingneighbor4928 Год назад +151

    Top notch delivery. The paced build up and well thought out punchlines to keep the crowd engaged to the final punchline is master level. Like he’s trying to get people rolling and make them explode at the end scanners style. It’s super effective. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @SvdSinner
    @SvdSinner Год назад +60

    Non-black belts are typically allowed in the black belt division in tournaments. In fact, the blue and brown belts that fight up are some of the most dangerous opponents. Not because they are better at fighting, but because they lack the control to avoid doing injury prone things. A low kick to the groin may give the lower belt a penalty, but it can leave the other guy with a bruised bladder that can take more than a year to heal. (Ask me how I know 😮)

  • @rowenaanderson3739
    @rowenaanderson3739 Год назад +23

    I burst out laughing and started crying when you said "Michael Angelo is my favourite".

  • @blazingdance3612
    @blazingdance3612 Год назад +2

    Best comedian I have ever seen. Shayne Smith has such a crazy life and he's so ... Chill when he's telling us his stories. Like he's just fine with everything we're laughing our heads off at! I LOVE IT!

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 Год назад +34

    As a martial arts and anime nerd, this dude really speaks to me 😂

  • @Healcannon
    @Healcannon Год назад +24

    I love Shayne when he comes to dry bar. Easily my favorite comedian here.

  • @jacobdavis2232
    @jacobdavis2232 Год назад +12

    The last punch against Sensei Dan 😂😂😂 “United States of America!” 😂😂😂

  • @alvaropalacios4983
    @alvaropalacios4983 Год назад +2

    "... but I don't know that."
    I lost it there. Great delivery and foreshadowing.

  • @StormAF
    @StormAF Год назад +6

    He slays me, every time! Love this guy. He’s really kind of an inspiration

  • @vashmatrix5769
    @vashmatrix5769 Год назад +52

    "They're gonna know I'm the realist" while he wears a Magic shirt. Lol.

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

      About as real as being the Christian you claim to be.

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 Год назад +2

      ​@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zlHey, glad to see you're alive and well.

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Год назад

      @@timo4938 the sad thing is, you are too.

    • @vashmatrix5769
      @vashmatrix5769 Год назад +3

      @@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl I still pity & love you, Grumpy!

    • @vashmatrix5769
      @vashmatrix5769 Год назад

      @@timo4938 He's a dependable troll, even if he had to make a new account.

  • @Vinaluv
    @Vinaluv Год назад +53

    He keeps me in tears. He's so effortlessly funny and his delivery and storytelling is superb 😂

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ Год назад +38

    I see Shayne actually doubled down on the face tattooing. 🤣

  • @BabyJ9204
    @BabyJ9204 Год назад +2

    When I watch stand ups, i never laugh. Usually it's chuckles. But this story made me laugh to tears. Delivered so well! Absolutely loved it 😂♥️

  • @BirdBraind410
    @BirdBraind410 11 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime I show a friend one if Shayne's sets, I almost die laughing. Love this dude. Funniest guy I've ever seen😂😂😂

  • @rocxylemmon8535
    @rocxylemmon8535 Год назад +37

    I been watching this guy move up and I'm glad to see he not giving up, he really does great telling his storys and jokes.

  • @sailordaigurren8225
    @sailordaigurren8225 Год назад +28

    My absolute favorite comedian. So glad he's back.

  • @FerretL0ve
    @FerretL0ve Год назад +16

    I could barely breathe because I was laughing so hard! Never seen this guy before. Amazing!

  • @Onora619
    @Onora619 Год назад +1

    I think I've listened to this at least three times a week for the last month. It's always funny. Especially the end.

  • @sadrequiem
    @sadrequiem Год назад +2

    I laughed so hard with this video!, the funny thing is that once he sets the story up, you KNOW where it's going and yet he makes you wait and wait for it and it's hilarious!

  • @gutobernardo7457
    @gutobernardo7457 Год назад +18

    The way Shayne tells a story is incredible! He is truly one of the finest comedians ever 👏👏

  • @CNUtheAuthor
    @CNUtheAuthor Год назад +62

    This literally sounds like an episode of "it's always sunny in Philadelphia "! Shayne Smith is hysterical. I've watched this like 5 times this week and laughed over and over...❤

    • @stk8824
      @stk8824 Год назад +5

      With Mac's special karate noises😂😂😂

    • @CNUtheAuthor
      @CNUtheAuthor Год назад +1

      @@stk8824 Exactly!

    • @SpookyEmmm
      @SpookyEmmm Год назад +2

      THIS is the Wild Card friend, fr…

  • @DanzoTheManzo13
    @DanzoTheManzo13 Год назад +35

    Hands down my favorite comedian, I rewatch his Drybar double feature weekly & it never gets old.

  • @larrylim3571
    @larrylim3571 11 месяцев назад +1

    I don't have a sense of humour but laughed so hard deep inside. I like his style among all comedy i watched, honestly.

  • @DeezelxDr3amz
    @DeezelxDr3amz Год назад +9

    i was absolutely keeled over dead laughing and crying this entire time, 23 minutes of pure enthusiastic joy and hilarious bafoonery. Thank you!

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 Год назад +114

    So good to see Shayne. He is always going to tell great stories..❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Год назад +6

      IKR? I can’t wait until he gets the inevitable sitcom about his no doubt crazy yet poignant life. Young Sheldon/Malcom in the Middle style.

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb Год назад +40

    Should have known better than to try and eat breakfast while watching one of his sets. By the time he got to the reaction of his gang member friends, I was spitting eggs on the floor.😂😂😂
    Well done, sir, well done.

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 Год назад +29

    Ah man every time we get a new Shayne video it immediately makes my day. His stories and the way he delivers them is hilarious and magical

  • @dwightdhansen
    @dwightdhansen Год назад +11

    As someone who trains in Isshin-Ryu Karate & Shimbukan Kobudo, this has me laughing so hard I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx 11 месяцев назад +3

    Outstanding story-telling. 😎👍
    And as someone who competed in those sorts of tournaments nearly 40 years ago, found it extra hilarious and relatable.
    Though I have to say, it sounds like karate had gone seriously downhill by the time he fought in that event. 😬

  • @jackprice4959
    @jackprice4959 Год назад +15

    Sensei Dan is now more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Watch your back, Shane.