Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ 2 года назад +198

    Mocking the left and the right in the same joke. Excellent.

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim Год назад +39

    I have to agree with the comments in here, Brandon is so refreshing and I couldn’t stop laughing. Best of Dry Bar by Far!!!

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 2 года назад +224

    What I love about this is that dude let out a lot of fantastic political jokes, without obviously taking either side. Kind of a punching at both sides deal. This whole special is awesome. I hope to see more from this guy. His whole demeanor is great

    • @ShariSchreiberMA
      @ShariSchreiberMA Год назад +9

      Well stated!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 месяцев назад +8

      Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated.
      His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time.
      California's a wild state.
      So are other states which I'm not going to name here.
      But he's better than just good.
      Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had.
      I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well.
      It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy.
      And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

    • @twistysnacks
      @twistysnacks 9 месяцев назад

      It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

    • @Hullj
      @Hullj 8 месяцев назад +4

      So not easy to do. Very clever.

  • @KeleeGatliff-g6t
    @KeleeGatliff-g6t Год назад +83

    I am also a Republican...I am Really Glad that I Watched...actually on my 2nd time watching him. He is absolutely delightful!!

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 4 года назад +674

    He's hilarious!! 🤣
    Thanks for the break from the insanity happening in the country right now.

    • @steveabernathy7835
      @steveabernathy7835 4 года назад +22

      You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

    • @JT-on2xk
      @JT-on2xk 4 года назад +6

      Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

    • @IAMPOPP
      @IAMPOPP 4 года назад +11

      Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 4 года назад +4

      @@IAMPOPP 🙌

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 года назад +5

      "6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

  • @Re570
    @Re570 2 года назад +195

    Man, it's the flawless delivery that gives this special the immense rewatch value it has. Never gets old!

  • @SilhouetteSE
    @SilhouetteSE 4 года назад +344

    I love how he has that really troubled and sad look in his eyes throughout the routine. Never smiles, never breaks character. That's what I call great acting! ✨

    • @galiandmagic
      @galiandmagic 2 года назад +18

      True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 2 года назад +5

      @@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

    • @joyhard1373
      @joyhard1373 2 года назад +2

      He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

    • @loverofthewordofgod4156
      @loverofthewordofgod4156 Год назад +2

      Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made.
      This was pure belly laughter for me.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Год назад +1

      @@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

  • @kyxxit3664
    @kyxxit3664 Год назад +117

    How have I not heard of this guy? He is refreshing and original. Great material and delivery. Hilarious.

  • @akdolphin100
    @akdolphin100 4 года назад +804

    I'm a Democrat and this is just flat funny. Thank God you delivered something that made both parties laugh together. We need it.

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 4 года назад +13

      True dat!

    • @Tom-vt1jj
      @Tom-vt1jj 4 года назад +28

      A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

    • @somatacoma
      @somatacoma 4 года назад +67

      @@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

    • @xXMaJ3StYXx
      @xXMaJ3StYXx 4 года назад +17

      @@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

    • @cw824
      @cw824 4 года назад +26

      @@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

  • @MUST-TRT
    @MUST-TRT 3 года назад +1626

    Amazing talent - walk the line in between parties, everyone laughing and no swearing! And in 2020....How? Come on...this dude deserves a medal.
    What a treasure!

    • @Deroliebe
      @Deroliebe 3 года назад +39

      You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 года назад +18

      @@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

    • @Keviekev115
      @Keviekev115 3 года назад +17

      Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

    • @chef2542
      @chef2542 3 года назад +27

      Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode 3 года назад +3

      @@chef2542 :)))) the irony

  • @michellesmith2420
    @michellesmith2420 4 года назад +1406

    I'm a 59 yr old woman and Republican . Was not sure I wanted to watch this . All I can say is I'm glad I wear depends 😂 haven't laughed so hard in yrs . 👍👍

    • @nalejbank
      @nalejbank 4 года назад +8

      @Joe Smith Nick is good. I like him too!

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 года назад +33

      if life begins at conception then isn't every conception that happens in America going to result in a citizen.. no matter where the birth takes place? also wouldn't that roll back my retirement by 9 months... and make me older.. change my.. wait.. would we still call it a birthday?

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 года назад +34

      didn't the corporate tax cut Trump passed bring all the businesses back.. no wait it didn't even convince Trump or his daughter to make their stuff here

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 года назад +11

      imagine if we got the airport back from the TSA.. wouldn't that be great? and if 170K Americans dying is no big deal then we can tank a 911 every week of the year and just have the airport back.. if you're scared stay at home and wear a mask

    • @diobrando6162
      @diobrando6162 4 года назад +52

      @@voiceofreason7558 are you trying to insult an argument that you don't even understand

  • @kristibi7971
    @kristibi7971 2 года назад +269

    Uncommon genius.
    Holding a deadpan face, while being so hilarious, the whole time. That's talent.

    • @glenperu
      @glenperu 10 месяцев назад

      Thats get smart!😂

  • @Mrmaniqs
    @Mrmaniqs 3 года назад +84

    This is an amazing set of jokes.....clean intelligent, entertaining. Deserves a special.

  • @em7pug26
    @em7pug26 4 года назад +568

    I am a Republican, and I approve of this message.

    • @IggyWhite
      @IggyWhite 4 года назад

      It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

    • @365black2
      @365black2 4 года назад +9

      now go make some blk friends

    • @thaliadacosta7206
      @thaliadacosta7206 4 года назад

      GOd bless you no matter what you are I am just glad you have a picture with a mask on!!!! WE still offer free mental health counseling because in NYC the 24 hour sirens will haunt so many of us. I don't wish that on anyone. Life is precious we should protect each other. as a high risk person locked inside since March 13th I thank you for wearing a mask proudly!

    • @thaliadacosta7206
      @thaliadacosta7206 4 года назад

      @@em7pug26 based on your reply Id say we need a bit more of your energy as well! Thank you!

    • @shootincoyotes
      @shootincoyotes 4 года назад +1

      @@thaliadacosta7206 check out my mask

  • @eugenbanuta8710
    @eugenbanuta8710 4 года назад +298

    i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

  • @fitrn1471
    @fitrn1471 10 месяцев назад +24

    Brandon is awesome!! The best kind of clean comedy! I especially enjoy the extra safety features!😅

  • @trae4529
    @trae4529 4 года назад +546

    What a refreshing break-- to be able to laugh at politics for a change. This guy is hilarious!

    • @trae4529
      @trae4529 4 года назад +2

      Nicholas Ovel well said!

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 4 года назад

      Yep!

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 4 года назад +11

      @bbtootall Republicans can meme and make jokes. The left just gets offended. The left is pathetic

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 4 года назад +7

      @bbtootall you prove my point. You're pathetic.

    • @Split_Beard
      @Split_Beard 4 года назад +7

      @bbtootall i like how you believe that anyone on the left is takien seriously. Both sides have clowns in them so both of you shut the hell up.

  • @crashstitches79
    @crashstitches79 4 года назад +41

    Best act I've seen in YEARS. An actual standup routine with all the trimmings. His callbacks were multiple and punctual. He has the classic style. Glad I clicked.

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 3 года назад +459

    I watch a lot of these. And this guy is hilarious and completely original. I m alone in my house repeatedly laughing out loud. Freakying out the cats.

    • @ajmcbride2569
      @ajmcbride2569 3 года назад +5

      Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

    • @moniquelatalladi4955
      @moniquelatalladi4955 2 года назад +9

      I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

    • @kysweetheart1964
      @kysweetheart1964 2 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @porterdallenbach1639
      @porterdallenbach1639 2 года назад +3

      We've got a cat ladyyyyy

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 2 года назад +3

      My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

  • @aema5124
    @aema5124 8 месяцев назад +16

    The Golf Cart tow of Flight 10 Spirit Airline joke cracked me up so bad🤣🤣🤣🤨🤣😱🤪

  • @grimm_comics
    @grimm_comics 4 года назад +3156

    "Republicans will snatch up your kid and force them to get a job.."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattdaddy8055
      @mattdaddy8055 4 года назад +114

      that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

    • @MrScarecrow24
      @MrScarecrow24 4 года назад +41

      Too perfect.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 4 года назад +20

      Hahaha

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 года назад +96

      I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 4 года назад +44

      Nooooo. not a job.

  • @marcusobrian4617
    @marcusobrian4617 4 года назад +232

    Seriously one of the best comedians l have heard in a long time. Great delivery.

  • @trich4life
    @trich4life 4 года назад +2095

    I think I love drybar comedy more than comedy central's channel.

    • @amandakelley1665
      @amandakelley1665 4 года назад +115

      I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

    • @trich4life
      @trich4life 4 года назад +96

      @@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

    • @martamagdalena4460
      @martamagdalena4460 3 года назад +22

      No doubt about it!

    • @nicolestanford4955
      @nicolestanford4955 3 года назад +21

      100%

    • @gon3g1rl
      @gon3g1rl 3 года назад +22

      agree, i def watch this channel more

  • @cxrindgo
    @cxrindgo 2 года назад +137

    this guy’s facial expressions are everything. normally i tend to just listen to the audio after ten minutes or so, but this was too good to miss

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple Год назад +2

      What facial expressions? 😂

    • @julietthomas7810
      @julietthomas7810 5 месяцев назад +1

      I actually heard the audio several times before looking at video..and you are right. His physical comedy is also fantastic. Why isn't he touring?

  • @benjaminnicholas5759
    @benjaminnicholas5759 4 года назад +319

    The spirit airlines joke cracked me up! "What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?" LOL

    • @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns
      @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns 4 года назад

      Hi Benny

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 4 года назад

      That killed me lol!

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад +4

      Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 года назад +9

      LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +5

      @@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

  • @TheSourKraut
    @TheSourKraut 4 года назад +105

    Perfect comedic timing. And that delivery... priceless

  • @GladysAlicea
    @GladysAlicea 5 месяцев назад +8

    Soooo good...really needed to laugh and laugh and laugh some more. God bless you, Brandon!

  • @pennilesswriter1556
    @pennilesswriter1556 4 года назад +490

    This is the kind of guy to give a talk show. Perfect comedy timing, very smart, and incredibly good at drawing on previous jokes. He's doing what comedians used to do before they turned to either vulgarity and shock value or wokeness. Brandon Vestal has serious potential and clearly worked hard to learn the art of comedy. Kuddos to him and his effort.

    • @tamihayes5313
      @tamihayes5313 3 года назад +9

      Well said!

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 3 года назад +8

      @@tamihayes5313 Same from me. He's a unique comedian who is in a small niche. He tells stories that we all recognise. IE The wife fighting with herself just for practice, then turns on him. It's so funny, but at the same time he turns on himself. When's it all going to end ? That's what I want to know,. Hopefully you'll get to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, which we all hope will go on. That's the plan anyway. Good Comedians are the lifeblood of the Festival in Edinburgh. Please come along if you can. Thanks in advance.

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 года назад

      @@corryjookit7818 Did the festival happen?

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 3 года назад +1

      @@mickib1592 Not yet. No news yet. I live near some of the Venues and we now have a Flood alert for tomorrow and Thursday. I do hope those who own or manage these venues are ready to help and to clean up after. Some of these buildings , particularly at the Pleasance are pretty old. It's a great venue. Some are over 120 years old and counting. This area has a lot of venues, including some new (in a manner of speaking). If you've been before you'll know they are mostly on a bit of a steep hill gradient and a flood will be hellish. The Book Festival is going ahead if that's of any interest. But it does take place on Charlotte Square Gardens which will be saturated. .
      Bye bye. Hope the sun has got his hat on by Friday.

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 года назад

      @@corryjookit7818 Good luck!! 🙏 n 🤞

  • @Incontheavable
    @Incontheavable 4 года назад +348

    “This is Spirit Airline Flight 10. What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?”
    😭

    • @kinss1
      @kinss1 9 месяцев назад

      People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

  • @maryhill4079
    @maryhill4079 4 года назад +90

    Truthfully I’ve watched this every morning for a month. I get my feel good moment since the lock down we all need to watch this and feel good for a while !!!! He is a real natural !! He needs someone to sponsor him on live tv

    • @CaneSr
      @CaneSr 3 года назад +4

      This is sad.

    • @tamihayes5313
      @tamihayes5313 3 года назад +1

      Thought it was just me!!!

    • @pedrohernandez287
      @pedrohernandez287 2 года назад

      Nope! It might ruin him!!!😱

    • @meganconnell-cox6425
      @meganconnell-cox6425 2 года назад

      DAVE CHAPPELLE, MO AMER, KYLE KINANE, or JOE ROGAN pick this cat up....!!!

  • @ashleynicole9423
    @ashleynicole9423 7 месяцев назад +52

    What did we do to deserve such a funny yet clean comedian like him!?

  • @ihateurmom
    @ihateurmom 4 года назад +1117

    This was in Provo, Utah in case some of you were confused as to why the audience was laughing at Republican jokes that were actually funny.

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 4 года назад +67

      Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 года назад +17

      "actually"

    • @master0poker84
      @master0poker84 4 года назад +17

      Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 4 года назад +15

      @@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

    • @LeslieDugger
      @LeslieDugger 4 года назад +6

      Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

  • @nooceluap7760
    @nooceluap7760 3 года назад +87

    Brandon's delivery is awesome, so laid back and dry and super sarcastic. VERY funny man.

  • @trippinwithgrace
    @trippinwithgrace 4 года назад +1925

    As a Republican from the San Fernando Valley, I can confirm this dude is stating facts 100% 😂 too funny
    Edit: TYSM for all the likes! Also, this is still true 2 years later lol

    • @josephstalin3452
      @josephstalin3452 4 года назад +45

      Where are the meetings tho...

    • @Bulgeofpersuasion
      @Bulgeofpersuasion 4 года назад +181

      Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

    • @TomahawksNShotShells
      @TomahawksNShotShells 4 года назад +69

      @@Bulgeofpersuasion (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 4 года назад +15

      @@Bulgeofpersuasion Libritarian

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 4 года назад +17

      @@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Год назад +17

    The plane said "I just flew in from LA and boy my wings are tired!"

  • @mawilkinson1957
    @mawilkinson1957 4 года назад +229

    I've never seen or heard of this guy before, but he is effin hilarious.

  • @WhiskeyCowboyGaming
    @WhiskeyCowboyGaming 4 года назад +43

    This guy is fantastic stand up comic. I can't believe I have never seen him before. The entire special is worth watching. Truly funny throughout.

  • @CopperRivets
    @CopperRivets 4 года назад +238

    This man's observational comedy is brilliant. He meets and under represented but common sentiment. Good job, man!

    • @IamwhoIam333
      @IamwhoIam333 4 года назад +5

      I couldn't have said it better. 😘

    • @suzannehoulden3632
      @suzannehoulden3632 4 года назад +6

      I'm conservative in CA and was howling over his act! So true... too true, LOL!!

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 4 года назад +2

      @John Doe Oh look, another low IQ, ignorant of history, product of public schooling! Do you live in your mom's basement too?

    • @yuiopoli9601
      @yuiopoli9601 4 года назад

      @John Doe Why doesn't RUclips allow us to dislike comments?

    • @TENNSUMITSUMA
      @TENNSUMITSUMA 4 года назад

      @@jay90374 ignorant of history?! So there wasn't any racism in american history?!

  • @michellekeith5602
    @michellekeith5602 Год назад +11

    I have watched this too many times to count and its still as funny as the first time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zzzepeda4128
    @zzzepeda4128 4 года назад +286

    "So why don't you go back downstairs before I end up on the news again"
    I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious

    • @kingqwcole
      @kingqwcole 4 года назад +4

      that was a good one.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 года назад +1

      @@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

    • @InglésconRobert2025
      @InglésconRobert2025 3 года назад +1

      In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 года назад +2

      @@InglésconRobert2025 Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

    • @InglésconRobert2025
      @InglésconRobert2025 3 года назад

      @@eauneau , unfortunately

  • @hk47meatbag16
    @hk47meatbag16 3 года назад +334

    This guy is funny, he does dry humor really well. Best line for me was, " everyone was told they should express themselves growing up ... we're about 10 years into social media now ... whadda ya think?" Just perfect. Then goes into telling the founding fathers about Twitter. One after the other man.

    • @clarissaramirez798
      @clarissaramirez798 2 года назад +4

      Exactly 😄

    • @hightechjoe1
      @hightechjoe1 Год назад

      Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

  • @heisworthy7308
    @heisworthy7308 4 года назад +2590

    As a republican, I find this absolutely hilarious!

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 года назад +115

      As a "lefty", I concur.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 года назад +132

      @I Am The One
      Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

    • @TheAshley9697
      @TheAshley9697 4 года назад +67

      Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

    • @sanjuansteve
      @sanjuansteve 4 года назад +36

      The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

    • @MotivationDragon
      @MotivationDragon 4 года назад +78

      As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @grimmXichi
    @grimmXichi 2 года назад +23

    "snatch up your kids and force them to get a job" 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 4 года назад +164

    His delivery and body language are as funny as the jokes. He knows how funny he is.

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 4 года назад +261

    He is hilarious!!!How does he keep a straight face🤣and not laugh at his own jokes?!?!😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 года назад +10

      Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

    • @janisfelsted1172
      @janisfelsted1172 4 года назад +4

      The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

  • @videojeroki
    @videojeroki 3 года назад +617

    That's how good jokes are made and delivered: talent.

    • @sirdouglas.2870
      @sirdouglas.2870 3 года назад +6

      Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 3 года назад +1

      YALLAH!!!!

    • @rohieram724
      @rohieram724 2 года назад

      @@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me.
      How are you, YALLAH?

  • @maggiehopkins8945
    @maggiehopkins8945 2 года назад +41

    Love Brandon's sense of dry humor, timing was excellent. Looking for more from this comic.

  • @caity9244
    @caity9244 4 года назад +140

    "Snatch up your kids and force em to get a job." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Love him

  • @pn5721
    @pn5721 3 года назад +47

    Really unique comedian. One of the best I've seen. The pauses, the intonations, good physical comedy - funny oddball thoughts, honesty (the impulse to run over annoying pedestrians 😂😂😂) - the Republicans in California not being able to say what they think, so they meet in attics you can't stand up in... then he imagines their conversations. Brilliant

  • @ranbymonkeys2384
    @ranbymonkeys2384 4 года назад +78

    I thought it was fantastic you don't find humor like that anymore. Truly a funny guy, we needed that.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 3 года назад

      ​@your momma youtube Last I checked it was MAGA and Trump supporters who tried to literally overthrow a democratic election by _attacking the U.S. House and Senate_ . And then some Republican politicians even had the gall to act like it was no big deal.
      And before you try to compare it; no. Sporadic, small-scale incidents in a small fraction of grassroots protests around the country, is NOT anywhere equivalent to a direct attack on the U.S. Capitol itself that was actively cultivated, spurred on, and directly assisted by a losing neo-fascist leader and those who backed him.

  • @language5.035
    @language5.035 2 года назад +39

    This man just KILLED it! 🤣 One of the best bits I've ever seen.

  • @TheDhammond
    @TheDhammond 4 года назад +48

    You are hilarious! Thank you for the joy!!!

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 3 года назад +836

    Only Drybar comedians ever get me to laugh out loud.

    • @Adam-gx3je
      @Adam-gx3je 3 года назад +13

      I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

    • @justincase1919
      @justincase1919 3 года назад +3

      That's funny in itself.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 3 года назад +6

      Best clean comedy.

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 3 года назад +1

      Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

    • @ronbishop9278
      @ronbishop9278 3 года назад

      You are pretty

  • @D35TR00
    @D35TR00 4 года назад +626

    As a black 40yr old republican living in NYC I love this.

    • @SaintBlue6
      @SaintBlue6 4 года назад +34

      99% sure I'm the only republican in Brooklyn

    • @MimiKeel
      @MimiKeel 4 года назад +4

      Of course you do.

    • @pmp2559
      @pmp2559 4 года назад +2

      Destroooo!!!

    • @liaslife1651
      @liaslife1651 4 года назад +37

      @@SaintBlue6 There are actually “underground” republicans in schools, including mine. Students don’t want to deal with the stuff that comes with being openly republican, so they pretend they aren’t.

    • @SaintBlue6
      @SaintBlue6 4 года назад +6

      @@liaslife1651 Now I just need to find where they're hiding

  • @michaelbird6084
    @michaelbird6084 2 года назад +113

    This entire set was fantastic! Making jokes about a local issue like the Provo traffic lights (totally accurate, by the way) was brilliant.
    The best single proof of the great set is that he spent 5 minutes talking about tequila, to a group of people who (mostly) don't drink, and had them cackling the whole time!
    And I really love it when comedians refer back to their own jokes from earlier in the show. It makes the jokes even funnier, and makes the audience feel like they are "in on the joke". It's like when a group of best friends all know the same joke and laugh as soon as someone even looks like they are going to refer to the joke.

    • @magicalomaha2804
      @magicalomaha2804 2 года назад +12

      Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 года назад +120

    So I threw my credit cards and said "don't you talk to me..." LMAO

  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 4 года назад +2225

    "Republicans are gonna snatch your kids up and make them get a job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarcharliezulu
      @oscarcharliezulu 3 года назад +93

      I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

    • @denno3124
      @denno3124 3 года назад +33

      That was HILARIOUS!

    • @paradelights
      @paradelights 3 года назад +14

      Pretty good stuff :)

    • @lindalewis1998
      @lindalewis1998 3 года назад +7

      He is hysterical!

    • @siddiqiking9450
      @siddiqiking9450 3 года назад +16

      Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

  • @crosswarrior7
    @crosswarrior7 4 года назад +385

    "Corn Juice and Hope"
    That really needs to be on a t-shirt.

    • @DrJohnnyJ
      @DrJohnnyJ 3 года назад +5

      What is corn juice?

    • @iwannapoop
      @iwannapoop 3 года назад +9

      @@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

    • @brandyf4088
      @brandyf4088 3 года назад

      I like it!!

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 года назад +7

      This explains the conception of my last kid.

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 3 года назад +4

      Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

  • @mstina7346
    @mstina7346 Год назад +8

    Everytime I watch this I laugh out loud! And I’ve probably seen it 10 times.
    Thank you!!

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 4 года назад +103

    Hilarious!!! "Let's see how far we can go on corn juice and hope!"

  • @Kitana818
    @Kitana818 4 года назад +49

    How do I not know this guy. He is amazing

  • @SoftHeartPC
    @SoftHeartPC 4 года назад +118

    I'm delightfully suprized to find a comedy show, without the profanity! I'm new here, this is like my 4th or 5th show to watch, and I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop, but if it's clean all the time, I keep coming back!
    Thank you for the laughter! I truly appreciate and enjoyed it!

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 4 года назад +6

      Drybar is the best!

    • @susanz894
      @susanz894 4 года назад +3

      They have a free app too!

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 4 года назад +5

      All of Dry Bar is clean. I love it! 90% more comedy without the meaningless noise filler words.

    • @sectionsixty4020
      @sectionsixty4020 4 года назад +2

      Dry Bar gets more laughs per minute from me than any others

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 года назад +1

      22:27 ... Just as I was reading this comment he said an obscene word.

  • @Spiritual_Sword
    @Spiritual_Sword Год назад +35

    This is one of the best acts I’ve seen. So hilarious 😂
    Watched it time and time again. The republican bit and bald eagle airplane bit is just so funny and perfect delivery😂

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 4 года назад +581

    Brilliant. "Snatch up your kids & force em to get a job."

    • @Mr.WonderJames
      @Mr.WonderJames 4 года назад +14

      Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

    • @kilburn1313
      @kilburn1313 4 года назад +6

      @@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 4 года назад +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
      @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 4 года назад +1

      Love it! haha

    • @truckerg4010
      @truckerg4010 4 года назад +2

      Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

  • @grpm1lk
    @grpm1lk 4 года назад +74

    oh he's so brilliant the way he calls back to his previous jokes throughout the show. really smart

  • @brakoholic
    @brakoholic 3 года назад +110

    This set was my first time hearing of this guy. Just finished in fact. And I got to say this is the funniest new comedian I have heard in possibly close to a decade.

  • @diallog1
    @diallog1 Год назад +14

    Hilarious! This guy does such a good job satirizing being White & Republican in today's crazy race politics, I feel like it's healing! Thanks Brandon Vestal, you got yourself a new fan!

  • @conanseibel4464
    @conanseibel4464 4 года назад +902

    When drinking tequila, always wear a puffy coat. It makes a great pillow in jail.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 4 года назад +16

      😂😂👏

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 4 года назад +14

      LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

    • @cidb5365
      @cidb5365 4 года назад +4

      Oh no...lol

    • @alexandergaus493
      @alexandergaus493 4 года назад +22

      @@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

    • @kennymonty8206
      @kennymonty8206 4 года назад +16

      Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke!
      Trust me! It's funny

  • @animagreed
    @animagreed 4 года назад +219

    I just looked up and Provo is considered the reddest city in Utah at 78%.

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 4 года назад +68

      The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 4 года назад +5

      Hshaha That's awesome

    • @ArmoredLion217
      @ArmoredLion217 4 года назад +12

      Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 4 года назад +7

      @@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 4 года назад +5

      It’s Utah lol!

  • @jhartigan82
    @jhartigan82 4 года назад +392

    I am a republican.....i am barely a real person most days......i approve this message!

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 года назад +16

      I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 года назад +10

      @@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 года назад +4

      @@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

    • @jackiebennett1512
      @jackiebennett1512 3 года назад +8

      Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

  • @evelynrodriguez5036
    @evelynrodriguez5036 Год назад +5

    Omg! I laugh so hard I think I woke up the neighbors! This guy is hilarious! I haven’t laughed so much in awhile… Great stuff! 😂😂😂😂lol

  • @ButterflyyBarbie
    @ButterflyyBarbie 4 года назад +137

    This guy was a breath of fresh air, and really funny.

  • @beijingbball1
    @beijingbball1 3 года назад +436

    This is a master class in content, timing, pace and delivery. Watching it for the 10th time…

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 2 года назад +5

      I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched and share it with everyone I know.

    • @philtribur382
      @philtribur382 2 года назад +4

      Only the tenth!!!??? Probably the 50th time for me. This guy is great!!!

    • @VE2020
      @VE2020 2 года назад +1

      And knowing your audience. I've watched this too many times to count!

    • @yvoncormier9762
      @yvoncormier9762 2 года назад +2

      Lost count

    • @michaelwagner8859
      @michaelwagner8859 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely! I've lost count how many times I've watched this... it hasn't gotten old at all! 😅😅😅

  • @pumpkinheadghoul
    @pumpkinheadghoul 4 года назад +219

    "This is Spirit Airline Flight 10, what are we gonna lose, like two tax payers? Let's try some stuff." HILARIOUS!

  • @jik5521
    @jik5521 2 года назад +21

    Dry Bar is awesome. This guy is so very funny and his delivery and facial expressions are hilarious. One of my favorites!!

  • @carol-anntrudell9990
    @carol-anntrudell9990 3 года назад +123

    Brandon Vestal is a joy to listen to. So funny! Love his calm demure as he cracks us up. God bless him and his family.

    • @jasoncordell2089
      @jasoncordell2089 2 года назад +2

      I knew him when we were young. Didnt think he had this in him.

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple Год назад +1

      I think spell-check tackled ya - “calm demeanor”, eh? He’s definitely not demure. 😅

  • @brywalker7199
    @brywalker7199 4 года назад +37

    The baby bottle joke was so my husband and I with our son. This guy is gold. I want more please

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 3 года назад +588

    “Don’t worry, I paid extra for the safety features” 🤣🤣🤣
    What a dope set!!

    • @Misha_FoundingNationOrg
      @Misha_FoundingNationOrg 3 года назад +8

      free wifi for everyone

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 года назад +1

      You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

    • @rshearn
      @rshearn 3 года назад +1

      I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

    • @scotttucker5306
      @scotttucker5306 3 года назад +2

      OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 3 года назад

      YALLAH!!!!

  • @Insomniaallnight
    @Insomniaallnight 2 года назад +24

    Watched him before and I'm watching again and once again... this guy kills it. Would definitely see this guy in person

  • @teamusa4472
    @teamusa4472 4 года назад +557

    Lol "I think life begins at conception. What?! I said I love paying for other people's contraception."

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 года назад +27

      It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 года назад +43

      @@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 года назад +26

      @@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids.
      Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them.
      That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career.
      And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run.
      Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that.
      I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 года назад +24

      @@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location.
      I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden.
      I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too.
      I hope that makes sense.

    • @susanmcguinness5611
      @susanmcguinness5611 3 года назад +14

      @@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

  • @kiemc1855
    @kiemc1855 4 года назад +119

    From the beginning to the end his entire comedy set was hilarious!

  • @djbrown4483
    @djbrown4483 4 года назад +71

    "Flight #9 was a disaster..You need wheels, ya do, ya really do. Not for the flying part, but to land...."

    • @jennifertwede7142
      @jennifertwede7142 7 месяцев назад +1

      As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 Месяц назад

      ​@@jennifertwede7142ur gorgeous

  • @dabernathy1313
    @dabernathy1313 2 года назад +24

    LOVE THIS ! And LOVE DRY BAR ! So much better than Comedy Central !

  • @goonies80srocked90
    @goonies80srocked90 3 года назад +216

    Dry comedy with no cussing is a talent. You have to have great timing and good material to make it work.

    • @peggyhowell5270
      @peggyhowell5270 2 года назад +6

      And no alcohol 🤣

    • @jgunn03
      @jgunn03 Год назад

      That's nonsense. Dry bar should be better than just "not cussing". It should be " all inclusive, non-misogynist, non-Islamaphobic, non-gay bashing, not atheist-isolating" atmksphere.
      I'd rather the comic cuss up a storm while being respectful to non-white, non-Christians.
      I can handle 4-letter words. Making fun of people who are "othered" is less tolerable.

    • @dweiberg
      @dweiberg Год назад

      @@jgunn03 Anyone can swear and be crude, it’s not funny. Love dry bar. Keep it up. We do not need more “comedy” like everyone else.

  • @thisaintmuhname1579
    @thisaintmuhname1579 4 года назад +129

    this guy doesn't even know how to not be funny. funniest comedian ive listen to in forever

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 года назад +4

      thisaint myname I downloaded the dry bar app and listen to him anytime I’m on a long drive... dude is hilarious!

    • @thisaintmuhname1579
      @thisaintmuhname1579 4 года назад +1

      @@Heavenzvoice thanks I'll be downloading that app.

    • @pitchforkpeasant6219
      @pitchforkpeasant6219 4 года назад +1

      Brad upton is hilarious

  • @sharronclark7485
    @sharronclark7485 4 года назад +30

    I almost didn't watch this because of the thumbnail but decided to check it out anyway! Boy I'm glad I did! This guy had it down!😂🙋

    • @kellyannthomas5727
      @kellyannthomas5727 3 года назад +1

      I didn't watch it for months because of the thumbnail, but I laughed at every joke. I thought it was going to be SJW-ish, so I didn't watch. So glad I did!

  • @johnshuster9475
    @johnshuster9475 2 года назад +16

    Chips and tequila, original material, and his delivery carries us with him! I've listened to him over and over. He's one cool guy!

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh Год назад

      I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

  • @gon3g1rl
    @gon3g1rl 3 года назад +96

    I usually play full specials while I sleep bc my attention span cannot withstand them while awake but this guy???? im hooked. more of this guy pls.

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 3 года назад +4

      Aren't you too busy with sleeping?

    • @ronbishop9278
      @ronbishop9278 3 года назад +1

      You cute

    • @donnahampton3632
      @donnahampton3632 3 года назад +2

      I play Dry Bar to fall asleep, but I have to watch the special first, then play it with my sleep mask on while I remember what was happening on stage.

  • @sarajamesjulien7397
    @sarajamesjulien7397 4 года назад +40

    This is such a well written special. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @ronburgundy9732
    @ronburgundy9732 4 года назад +751

    This title almost made me avoid it thinking it was political trash but it ended up being great content with pretty much no actual politics. The title does the set a disservice.

  • @samuraikitty18
    @samuraikitty18 Год назад +23

    I wish I could like Brandon several times! So funny, great delivery, so much truth!!!

  • @Brian-tc7ii
    @Brian-tc7ii 3 года назад +43

    Laughed the whole way through! Feel I should have paid for this set. Thank you Brandon 👍😅

  • @galiandmagic
    @galiandmagic 2 года назад +56

    So proud to know and work with Brandon. He's clearly the funniest of all. My favorite comedian and BEST DRY BAR SPECIAL!!!!!!!!

    • @philtribur382
      @philtribur382 2 года назад +1

      You're a very fortunate person!!

  • @HCUnsupportedCharacters
    @HCUnsupportedCharacters 4 года назад +801

    shout out to the camra man for following his swaying

    • @paladro
      @paladro 4 года назад +44

      they were slow dancing, the crowd just wasn't aware...

    • @stewartphillips5833
      @stewartphillips5833 4 года назад +27

      I laughed out loud when I read your comment. I didn’t notice the camera until I read it :)

    • @cmcp975
      @cmcp975 4 года назад +12

      Now I’m seasick 🤦🏻‍♂️🤢

    • @Brucewaynesworld87
      @Brucewaynesworld87 4 года назад +1

      @Katie Baby hey

    • @notadumbblond3
      @notadumbblond3 4 года назад

      I didn't even notice it.

  • @j666parker87
    @j666parker87 2 месяца назад +1

    These premises are gold and the punchlines are even better! You’ve got my attention.

  • @TheSquareOnes
    @TheSquareOnes 4 года назад +31

    Great special, going to have to look up more of this guy. Material was hilarious for sure, but his delivery is really something special. Love the way he kept the same basic speaking voice for 99% of the show but then went over the top for just a couple key punchlines, perfectly shows how much of that you can work into a set to enhance it without going overboard and becoming another one of those unbearable "I'm loud and making a funny face, please laugh!" comedians. Never heard of him before this so I have no idea how well known he is so far but I'm going to guess he's criminally underrated, hope he blows up soon if he hasn't already.

  • @kailahelene7169
    @kailahelene7169 4 года назад +28

    “What’s next LIFE.” 🤣. I watched this special on the Drybar app months ago. And now again. Just as hilarious second time around!

  • @glemwheatley9425
    @glemwheatley9425 4 года назад +462

    This guy’s hilarious because he makes fun of everyone equally. That’s how it used to be here, we could all laugh at each other AND laugh at ourselves. Neither party is perfect. Unfortunately, our country has become so divided, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find this type of humor and the audience that can appreciate it. I can see that in some of the comments. Instead of laughing with each other, it’s getting ugly and divisive. Everyone just needs to chill and reminisce on how humor used to be our common ground. Enjoy the jokes and don’t go getting defensive. SMH

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 года назад +22

      Agreed. I laughed at his jokes about both parties

    • @jdstearman
      @jdstearman 4 года назад +17

      @@dancechica Agreed, they were terrific! I'm a conservative, moderate-leaning Republican. His jokes about us were spot on and hilarious!

    • @dans.6525
      @dans.6525 4 года назад +15

      Humor with no profanities! ! ! ! !

    • @lucasturner6345
      @lucasturner6345 4 года назад +2

      @Brandon Scott I know it’s so whoreable. Good riddens! SMH

    • @lucasturner6345
      @lucasturner6345 4 года назад +5

      @Brandon Scott I too am offend by shellfish idiots and would rejoyice if we could move forward without them. Good riddens!

  • @g.prince6265
    @g.prince6265 Год назад +23

    This guy is one of the funniest I've seen in a while, he's killing it!!👍👍

  • @bradg5823
    @bradg5823 2 года назад +48

    I've watched a lot of dry-bar and stand up in general. This guy is one of the best!