Stay Single As Long As You Can. Kabir Singh - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
- Stay single as long as you can, or at least thats the advice Kabir Singh gives to everyone in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you are a fan of arranged marriages, trips to India, paying your bills, or just hilarious comedy, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Kabir Singh is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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I saw this dude live about 5 years ago and ever since then I've been hoping he makes it big one day. he totally deserves it and he's the nicest guy ever. He hung out with the crowd afterwards in the parking lot just talking to people like he was one of us. Super down to earth and naturally funny and he has paid his dues
He is super nice! I’ve seen him a bunch of times too, Love him
He is one of us...he just happens to be able to find humor....and as soon as hes famous...... good thing you invested early lmao he s def funny tho lol
OMG, how can he not rise to the top? This is epic
He just audtioned on AGT, its his time to shine.
That's so nice of you to wish well for him. I hope he makes it big as well.
For most comedians crowd-work is what they do when then they can’t remember their next joke. This guy turns it into a skill set. He integrated everything he mined from his crowd work into his set.
@@flonkas Thanks, I will!
Schultz is great. He'll go down in history as one of the top comedians of our time.
@@andrewjohnson6716 curious as to what you thought of Andrew Schulz
He's insane. So good. So smooth. And doesn't let your cheeks go down. Timing is amazing.
I agree with this. 💯
I've believed for a long time standup comedians are extremely smart people. This guy is a natural genius.
funny and can fix your computer!
Smart with ADD. I SWEAR its a prerequisite 🤣
Comedians think a lot.
Theres a comedian in my home country and he was an IT SPECIALIST
Go get marriedGsGo m
awe, I love how at the end, he looked so genuinely happy while everyone was laughing and he said, "I think this has gone very well." Kabir deserved this good audience, and he seems like he's doing what he loves.
I didn't understand that last joke though about the latina in the crowd and not wanting to start a family 🤔
@yustmeok Latinas are known for having lots of babies from a very early age 😮😅
Went to high school with this dude in Fremont Ca he was funny in high school , proud of you dude keep on making people laugh ✊🏼
Oh please, I can't find my cap....
Oh here it is. This comment is cappp
@@meekygriffin2110 bruh man , u went out of your way just to call some random dudes comment cap and that to with a catchy line.
Fremont is theirs
@Snowman88 cap is a slang it means that someone is faking or lying .
Awwwwww
“My dad talked to your dad, and guess what? We’re dancing!” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kind
Never a dull joke. I want to see more of his shows.
That Ariel call back during the Jason Momoa hall pass joke was golden 😂😂😂
Poor Jake, he's been reconsidering his soulmate qualifications ever since this show.
Jake? Is that you?
You’re so kind
@@timo4938 I hope he doesn’t work at StateFarm, though
@@timo4938 😂
No...Jake just wasn't sure if he could say "boobs"...
This is a PERFECT example of what it looks like when someone is doing exactly what they were meant to do in this universe.
U said 👍
This is a PERFECT example of an overstatement
Touché.
Sometimes, I think Michael Jordan was born to play basketball.. then sometimes I think what if athletes weren't put so high on a pedestal and MJ could have been the physicist that gave us literal Air Jordans?
@@ezradlionel711 Literal Air Jordans? Whatchu mean, like hovering sneakers?
Why hasn't this guy gone mainstream? He is hilarious!
He is one of the best stand ups I’ve ever seen. These 20 minutes are better than 90% of Netflix specials.
Recommend me someone almost as good. He's one of the very few stand-ups I enjoy.
Jo Koy: hold my beer 😂
“There is no other ethnicity that can get away with 8 unsolved murders in a row”. Nailed it at multiple levels. Kudos!
>.> there’s unsolved homicides in the hood all the time
@@Nonerly934
How about this, quit speaking for black people. You don’t know what it’s like to be black. You don’t know what it’s like to live in the ghetto. Stfu. Nobody asked you. You parroting beliefs that you have no experience with contributes to the white noise that drowns out the voices of people who have authentic stories to tell.
@@Nonerly934 well a lot of murderers aren't caught because certain groups of people hate cops and don't wish to 🐀 out the bad guys
@@Nonerly934 not once did I mention Race. You did.
Also Asian Lives matter too. All Lives Matter. No life should be more important than another.
I see hate crimes done against the Asian community and I don't see people protesting for their rights and their safety.
You're a hypocrite ! You prefer to decriminalize
He's on AGT. He rocked it there. Hes viral now.
The way he connected Ariel to Aquaman is lowkey genius. This guy knows how to comedy.
Yeah so true
He was quick and great improv skills
@@abrahamdramera9510 I i II I poop 💩 I C
With Jake?
Deserved an applause
This guy deserves a Netflix special. Great performance, great writing, superb improv. Best of luck to him.
Like my brother said, I am happily married now & have been for 2 years! A couple answers to some common questions: I never met Jake, I just wasn’t looking for a guy at the time, and this show was YEARS ago. It’s been weird having it become popular all these years later. Thanks to everyone for their support ;)
Is your husband kinnnnnd?
Hi Ariel my name is Shivam 👋👋👋👋👋😊😊😀😀
That's awesome Ariel. All the very best to you two in the days ahead.
Hell's yeah ! Congratulations!
I got more nothing than your husband. You should leave him for me.
Hilarious! This dude crushed his set, 5 out of 5 stars, for sure.
Great crowd interactions
Agreed
Yah...his timing, flow and facial expressions were right on 🎯 target.
@@one7deep7savage7 yuuuiiuuiippppp
I read this comment before I started the video and didn't believe you but man you were right 😂
"He would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies!"
Ayo this dude is funny af!
Weird thing is he spitting facts
@@morijin6903 Ya think? That's what makes the jokes land. The premise is true.
I love his facial expressions and the fact that I'm Indian makes his stories 10x more hilarious 😂😂
No cursing, no profanity, just clean cut comedy!
What's the difference between cursing and profanity? 🤔
That's because it's dry bar comedy.
You know, @rickymwamba9681 ...
I've been thinking. There is a difference between cursing and profanity. Cursing is in the language, whereas profanity is more in the attitude and appearance. Being profane is being unapologetically rude about beloved traditions. I get you. I've grown as a person since my last post.
Ariel is my sister and she is happily married now 😂😂
Let me guess, Jake?
Really
congrats jake
@Tim Ryan Jake
Honest to fucken god wow
He’s very talented I’ve never seen him before. He is so comfortable and confident on stage Had my full attention which is rare for me God bless him he’s funny
He's been doing stand up for a bit. He definitely doesn't get the credit he deserves
But is he kind? 😁
He's really good
Cheryl are you Ariel from the show?? LOL
yeah, it is the first time I too am watching him and he is funny. He is very good.
you mean Jake?
The bill payment ordeal with the forgotten passwords almost killed me! 😂😂😂
This guy knows how to work a crowd. Respect.
“He would be pulled over for getting supplies”😂😭
🤣👍👍
I cracked up so hard on that line!
“You can’t go in the trunk, Mom! There’s _people_ in there!” 😂😂😂😂
No curse words, clean comedy 🎭
One of the funniest routines I've ever seen. Great stuff
He deserves his own Netflix show. This was so hilarious
F is for family
Agreed
@@Starburp why f
He is even better then many Netflix specials.
Totally agree, please let him have a show please please
"Say hi to Ariel while you're down there!"
Loved that bit, incrorporating audince members in your joke on the snap!
Very talanted 👏🏽
what a hilarious comic!! he's actually having fun, his voice is fun, and the crowd is in stitches!!
I keep returning to this every few months and its never stops being hilarious 😂
Same here.
Same!! I love sets that stay funny no matter how many times you watch them. 👍👍👍
This dude is rich. Got all the right words and gestures , only 5 minutes in and rewatching already. His confidence and approach is incredibly fluid.
@wash rag-Agree w/ your comment. Fluid is good word choice in describing the set too.
Thought he said he's almost broke tho😂
Give this man a Netflix special!!! I laughed the whole time! Hilarious!
I'm so here for that!!!
Seriously! They have given Netflix special to comedians who are not even half of what this guy is!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Netflix special? Did you see the other comedians who get to do that special?
Plain discrimination sadly so..
😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing, the 5 7'Elevens was gold. Also the bit about serial killers 😂😂😂
😂😂🎉🎉
I know the one about white serial killers had me laughing my tail off. This man is so funny
Nothing like clean humor! 🔥
I love! that delighted look in his eyes when he finishes his set... and the repeated head-turning to scan the crowd, you can tell how excited he is.
There's nothing as wonderful as doing what you love and seeing that you did well. I just felt happy for him, my favorite part of an already delightful show.
Me 2
Right!!?? Just an over all completely positive experience. So so good
"So you’re from India?!"
"Way to go Steve, you nailed it!"
This guy is hilarious and so natural. I could see him with his own show!
Yes he must get his own show.
The dad saying “I don’t even know this guy” killed me
He is one of the best comedians I have come across. Refreshing, charming and quick. So many jokes and smooth landings. Hope to see more
In jake's defense, you cannot answer that question honestly in public :D
And the comedian took advantage of that 🤣😆
There is a perfect answer. He should have said "You know what we want in a girl,buddy"
Then what's the answer? LoL
Ask any Indian, they just might 🤣, BOBS 😂
@@jonty3awal I would have said "sanity"...
Great show.
“It IS your problem.
The window is stuck.”
I feel he's lived my life.
@@chuckprichard3691 🤣 savage comment.
The dynamics of his voice are subtle and pitch perfect. He is one helluva comic.
he's such a diva! funniest stand-up I've watched in a while!
I think I just witnessed comedic brilliance
that hamburger joke is a masterpiece
Yessss... I soooo expected a comeback joke about it on his own dad after selling him out, like "and theeen... he went out to get some burgers!", that would've knocked me out!
No dude, that hamburger thing was real！wouldn't you love good which enlightens you? Makes you feel that all the haggle is like fighting a loosing war, it's the hamburger 🍔 which is the masterpiece
Mr. Kabir you are outstanding, what a fantastic performance 🔝🔝🔝
He's adorable and so funny! I had to dry my eyes multiple times from laughing. Love the way he says things, his intonation is just brilliant, everything is even funnier than it already was. Fantastic set!
He’s good, but this crowd is a dream!
ok racist
@@vwlz8637 what? lol he's hilarious and the crowd is eating it up. OkRaCiSt calm down xD
@@alecnewman6052 Hes wasnt even being remotely racist i was clearly trolling. Who's sensitive now :P
@@vwlz8637 sarcasm on the internet. classic
I absolutely agree! I loved this crowd! Laughs full of heart and just genuinely awesome! And he's really funny too!
I think the lesson here is whenever an Indian tells you not to worry, you should worry.
Don’t worry honey
Don't you worry, buddy. Don't you worry! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Truth
😂😂 that's racist man! 😂 Hilariously racist!
You can tell he's naturally funny..
You're Gold Sir. 😉😂
WE NEED MORE OF HIM!!!
This dude is a docter of comedy, he's hilarious,every single sentence that he's throwing out is so funny,love and love this man's joke
I see what you did there
@@yatishkhare3459 what?
I wonder if Jake and Ariel got together after this
This guy was the ultimate wingman
I think when Ariel said "nothing", she meant she wasn't even looking for a guy, but Kabir got this to his advantage to make funny stuff.
She was trying to say she doesn't date men. He didn't get it.
@@darcy5823 she would’ve said that . I think she meant nothing specific
@@darcy5823 He did get it but he somehow turned it into a joke.
Funniest video I've seen all day, thanks Kabir!!!
How many have you seen?
Kabir is brilliant. The delivery, the material, the facial expressions. Pure gold. Just don't hire him to be your lawyer. That wouldn't work. 🙂
We’ve watched this probably 5 times already. I’ve never seen a comedian like him, the dude is pure talent with timing, facial expressions, audience incorporation. Now all my kids say, “don’t chew vurdie buddy, don’t chew vurdie.”
I’m glad we haven’t forgotten how to laugh at ourselves completely
This is like an evergreen song. You can always comeback n listen this.
Great to see one more and more Indian comedians making waves… this guy is pure genius and witty… 😂😂😂
his confidence and ease with the crowd is off the charts.. and knows exactky how to get their attention.. he ll linger onto small talks for a bit, move onto a joke.. stall a bit, let them soak it in.. then move to the next. The beauty of it is his recent performance on AGT.. Same jokes but his pace was fast and had all the major laughs in it. You go man.. more power to you.
Nooooooooo
He has no wish to reveal His true issues,but this would not be really funny or original for the audience:unhappy,overworked,underpaid,overwhelmed by His own troubles and mistakes,deteriorating health and beauty,dreaming too much about Hamburgers.
Well said, he is so smooth, his beats are amazing, like his flow, tonality, how he switches up rhythm, and as you said, so at ease. Hope this guy gets on flagrant 2 or joe rogan and makes it big. Also his last name is singh, me too, he’s soo good i am that lame that i care haha
@@kevincounselling I feel you.
"She had me fix the computer while she passed out on the couch.!"
LoL - classic 22:40
The Diversity of Jokes, The Recalls, Using Material From The Set, The Pauses and Everything Was Perfect. A Great Set Indeed.
This guys humour is amazing. I hope he gets what he deserves. Bravo !
Most underrated comedian today. Deserves to be famous.
I had the same conversation with my phone company when I tried to pay my bill without remembering my password. They gave me a long spiel about how I wouldn't want someone else to have access to my account. I yelled at them and said " who pays OTHER people's phone bills?!? Take the password protection off my account...and if ANYONE else tries to pay it....LET THEM!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
I WONDER THE SAME THING EVERY MONTH
That story reminded me of when my dad's bank gave me a hard time when I was depositing money INTO his account. I got a little bit of an attitude with the guy cuz his "concerns" made no sense and it was like he enjoyed giving me a hard time. Like, seriously? 🙄 those people can be the worst lol
This guy is hilarious I swear. So unfortunate I haven't seen many of his shows. So I keep watching this over and over. And I keep laughing each time
He is such a talent First time laughing with tears in my life while watching comedy!!! I looove him!
He is so good at incorporating the audience into his material. Very funny.
Truly gifted!😅
Really good..remind me of Andrew and akash
"the window is stuck" best joke ever in history 😭
I always come back to this to have a good Laugh.
He too good 😂😂
Absolutely brilliant from start to finish
It's a long time since I've heard an effortlessly funny comedian.
Omg, the window is stuck!
i watch sooo much standup and this guy is actually hilarious
Hey
Recommend others that are nice too.
You are cute by the way
@@divinemercy280 Wow....really shooting your shot in the comments on youtube...lame bro, lame
@@HagakureJunkie lol. Just admiring Someone cute . Not shooting any shot . My girlfriend is cuter .
@@HagakureJunkie player hateration 🤢
Hey steph girl are so beautiful 😘😍
Absolute sublime of slick, timing, calmness, crowd work and intelligence. Very sharp and a humble man.
"My cousin looks like something out of Narnia"
I lost it! 😂😂😂
I particularly enjoy comedians who can do improv so fluidly
OMG this guy had me LOL throughout his entire set! He needs to be cast in movies, he's a riot!!!
this is an elite comic the timing delivery it never stops crowd work material adlibs story telling all sound like he performing movie lines 😂
Wow, wow, wow.. his stage presence is awesome, he seems so comfortable up there. Good job
That serial killer bit🤣🤣
As funny as the rest of his set, yes!
Omg, Hispanics, blacks can't be serial killers, there too nosy!!!
This is the best set I’ve ever seen on DryBar!
I cosign
One of the top "two" for me.
@@nezahualcoyotlarrieta-rey3341 which is the other one? Put a link here
Zoltan is good!
Chad Thornsberry too.
He is so good! I laughed the whole time!
Pure entertainer… a natural.
the burger joke got me crying
It made me want a burger, lmaooo
Brought back memories? lol
@@lightbulb1982 haha good one
Do you know where her dad went ?
OMG!!! I laughed so hard his entire set! What an incredibly talented man❣️
Another amazing performance by dry bar and Kabir Singh!! I laughed so hard, so much, thank you!!
I loved every minute of this!
I have watched this 8 times and just laugh out loud and pound the table every time. Dry Bar do your best to have him back at least once a month. During these troubled times his comedy is what we all need
Holy lord, this dude was on freakin fire!! I laughed so hard all along. Actually I still have a residual giggle I can't get off my system. One of the best DryBar sets in deed. Definitely gonn look after his stuff.
I N D E E D is one word, rofl.
Residual giggle.. I like that a lot
@@clarawiskur4468 you're welcome 😁
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 sorry ma'am, crappy autocorrect.
@@edgarflores5569 Reformed Internet grammar snob here. You’re right - auto correct is the issue. Now when I see “your” instead of “you’re” and a lot of apostrophe “‘s” instead of an “s” for plural, I let it slide. Life is too short [notice my “too”!] to let trivial things bother us. Plus, who am I to correct people? English might not even be their native language so they’re doing great commenting in another language.
Greetings from Chicago.
I am crying!!😂😂 I'm laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants. Literally. 😂😂😂
I love this dude 😎. He's hilarious 😂😂. I've seen this show about a dozen times.
Kabir is...in a word...hilarious. Clean routine and he had me "LOL" quite a few times. Well done. Worth the watch.
"I was dressed up like Aladdin.... hop onto the carpet, it is gonna be a long ride" 😂😂😂
I understand the Aladdin reference but I don't understand what's funny about it. It's the only joke of his that I didn't get.
@@enso7890 I think someone made fun of Indians my making a Indian guy play Aladin few yrs ago on a show..... It was a reference to that
@@partht92 Oh really? I'm not in the US so maybe I missed that reference. Thanks for your explanation.
@@enso7890 Welcome Buddy ✌
@@partht92 Don't you worry buddy, don't you worry.✌️
This was by far my favorite special on dry bar omg he's hilarious 😂
He flows with the audience, he’s good and lively
That smile he gives out with every line is just like strawberry on top of the 🍰 cake. Not a sec of dull moment. Loved it such wholesome!!
He needs his own stadium !!!! I would go to that 100%
laughed so much i ran out of air and just silently jostled in my chair with my mouth open
pure genius, clean, funny, had me rolling on the floor in a very good way