Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special

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  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign 3 года назад +35165

    I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 3 года назад +2523

      I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

    • @thegamerscave3447
      @thegamerscave3447 3 года назад +150

      @@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

    • @phataton8206
      @phataton8206 3 года назад +514

      They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

    • @christophercarmonachriz
      @christophercarmonachriz 3 года назад +85

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Manon627
      @Manon627 3 года назад +794

      But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

  • @Pnw208
    @Pnw208 3 года назад +5163

    Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.

    • @wolfgirl3081
      @wolfgirl3081 3 года назад +58

      I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

    • @VinceP420
      @VinceP420 3 года назад +22

      Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

    • @MosheBenChaim
      @MosheBenChaim 3 года назад +15

      He has his own Channel here on RUclips ;)

    • @susanacardona7833
      @susanacardona7833 3 года назад +2

      Neither do I, first time

    • @josaphinet
      @josaphinet 3 года назад +1

      I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

  • @ziziorens348
    @ziziorens348 3 года назад +8530

    I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 года назад +106

      Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

    • @JJ2official
      @JJ2official 3 года назад +52

      that was underrated asf 😂😂

    • @zethrenbeltran4071
      @zethrenbeltran4071 3 года назад +89

      Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

    • @Barukh
      @Barukh 3 года назад +4

      I see what you did there

    • @Ultimita01
      @Ultimita01 3 года назад +35

      Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long.
      Well done!

  • @SKITTL3freak
    @SKITTL3freak 7 месяцев назад +824

    First comedian I seen in a while that was funny without having to cuss every other word. That’s skill

    • @misfitm1457
      @misfitm1457 7 месяцев назад +16

      Most good ones are like this

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 5 месяцев назад +13

      That's Dry Bar comedians. Fred Klett brought me to this channel. A good clean comedian not in the Dry Bar series is Nate Bargatze.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 5 месяцев назад +1

      Jerry Seinfeld doesn't use much swearing if any.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@frankG335he's also not funny.

    • @amremnant
      @amremnant 3 месяца назад +1

      @@misfitm1457 Yeah, I don't find the cussing ones funny at all.

  • @blindfaith1239
    @blindfaith1239 2 года назад +5055

    As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that

    • @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything
      @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything 2 года назад +69

      No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 года назад +189

      I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

    • @SoniaJbrt
      @SoniaJbrt 2 года назад +42

      Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

    • @aditi25singh
      @aditi25singh 2 года назад +70

      You're great!
      But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves..
      (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

    • @blindfaith1239
      @blindfaith1239 2 года назад +115

      @@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

  • @liz090833
    @liz090833 3 года назад +13927

    "I am so fat"
    "Naw, babe. You're beautiful."
    "I said I was fat, not ugly"
    🤣😂🤣😆

    • @Madovah
      @Madovah 3 года назад +361

      Very logical

    • @MicaelaContreras
      @MicaelaContreras 3 года назад +281

      That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 года назад +67

      😂

    • @Notevendani
      @Notevendani 3 года назад +29

      I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hollaratsara
      @hollaratsara 3 года назад +9

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

  • @oniminikui
    @oniminikui 3 года назад +7652

    A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.

  • @ОпятьЯ-ы3ю
    @ОпятьЯ-ы3ю Год назад +2201

    As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out

  • @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu
    @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu 3 года назад +4618

    "That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge."
    screaming

    • @Ava001
      @Ava001 3 года назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 года назад +10

      I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

    • @theMerryMonarch
      @theMerryMonarch 3 года назад +28

      @@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

    • @michaelmataranyika8434
      @michaelmataranyika8434 3 года назад +21

      boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 года назад +12

      @@theMerryMonarch Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

  • @Loctorak
    @Loctorak 3 года назад +2147

    This is what Ricky Gervais was talking about when he says comedy can come from either a place of love or a place of hate - this guy's jokes cover topics that a lot of people would be scared to talk about, but he tells the jokes from a place of love and acceptance and it shows through his delivery and word choice. It's not about "making fun of" people, its about "laughing with" people.
    Loved the material, delivery was smooth and natural, physical comedy was dead on. Absolute pleasure to watch and hopefully I'll see more, soon! :D

    • @cosmicHalArizona
      @cosmicHalArizona 3 года назад +25

      So well analyzed

    • @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626
      @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626 3 года назад +4

      I agree that it sucks

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 3 года назад +24

      Comedy shouldn’t be something is coming from a place of love or whatever that is considered as place of “hate” because all of those things are subjective to every individuals. Comedy is an art form just as much as music, drawing, poetry, and paintings are. And like every single one of those individual forms, a person creating them or what’s funny in this case are creating from perceptions of people or group in real life, or anything they fond comical, but we (comedians, and yes I am one of them) can’t do that with the level of freedom with the amount or with the KIND of jokes we’re making, whether it’d be about race and stereotypes, or personal things affecting us JUST LIKE an art form. Now I haven’t heard the reference you were making with what Ricky Jer said, but it sounded to me like he was saying what I’m saying in this here post: which is comedy SHOULDN’T matter on the kind of place it’s coming from, as long as it’s meant to be funny to someone even if it’s just funny only to the comic making them. I don’t know what you do for a living or if you have EVER take a step on a stage, but nowadays comics has to deal with these overdramatic and easily triggered audience that is coming from MY GENERATION: the millennial. If you want to get a better perspective on how audience of comedy has pathetically changed over the years which is from not easily offended to now taking it to twitter or BLOG or articles and write about how INSENSITIVE a joke is go watch how comics free talked back in the early 2k with partially-scripted (for the host or during an act or a play they have comics do on the show with Collin Quinn.

    • @piedpiper7051
      @piedpiper7051 3 года назад +1

      @@jasonomnia9295 Hear hear!

    • @coreygraves40
      @coreygraves40 3 года назад +12

      So he's laughing with effeminate men instead of at them... what a bunch of crap.

  • @Nikitinale
    @Nikitinale 3 года назад +5358

    I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 года назад +235

      Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

    • @allanlocke5749
      @allanlocke5749 3 года назад +24

      There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different.
      To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

    • @cynical8330
      @cynical8330 3 года назад +79

      @@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

    • @Samthemancharles
      @Samthemancharles 3 года назад +13

      It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling.
      What do you call a liberal in China?
      A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

    • @ScarlettOcean92
      @ScarlettOcean92 3 года назад +32

      Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

  • @thinkerponderer561
    @thinkerponderer561 Год назад +182

    This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling!
    Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉

  • @blakewinder
    @blakewinder 3 года назад +6079

    I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 года назад +44

      🤣

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 3 года назад +306

      She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 года назад +16

      🤣😂

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 года назад +31

      @@DaDitka 😂

    • @xaverbishop6506
      @xaverbishop6506 3 года назад +39

      @@DaDitka Hopefully it was a short term marriage.

  • @pespn
    @pespn 3 года назад +4266

    That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start!
    Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 года назад +343

      I would find that creepy either way

    • @444hertz
      @444hertz 3 года назад +74

      @@RedK5 same lmao

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 года назад +8

      @@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

    • @Cinderbellieeeee
      @Cinderbellieeeee 3 года назад +4

      I agree!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 года назад +39

      @@TheAdatto why not

  • @Domstadt4711
    @Domstadt4711 3 года назад +2742

    "Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 года назад +33

      Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

    • @bronsonmcdonald5473
      @bronsonmcdonald5473 3 года назад +32

      Loved it too...
      Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 3 года назад +11

      @@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

    • @CristinaAzanza-u1o
      @CristinaAzanza-u1o Месяц назад

      Think that is the punisher logo​@@chadpowell1832

    • @Rabbit-k8q
      @Rabbit-k8q Месяц назад

      The crowd was definitely a bit special, because their laughs didn't reflect that they caught on when he did the Arnold impression.

  • @LinBeReal
    @LinBeReal Год назад +499

    20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂

    • @HalfBloodEdits
      @HalfBloodEdits 7 месяцев назад +17

      Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

    • @user-xc1qy7ed8l
      @user-xc1qy7ed8l 3 месяца назад +5

      @@HalfBloodEdits a doll with middle finger up

    • @Sylvan.Valley
      @Sylvan.Valley 27 дней назад

      i was thinking bear cub 😂

    • @alexisr918
      @alexisr918 25 дней назад +2

      Man as he was going through all the ethnicities I was so hoping he'd make a Russian joke
      I was prepared for him to say "bear" or "blowtorch" but he caught me so off-guard, it was awesome XD

  • @jodydille8612
    @jodydille8612 3 года назад +1891

    This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 3 года назад +3

      Yeah... the romantic pics part

    • @Au16227
      @Au16227 3 года назад +6

      @@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 3 года назад +7

      "This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar"
      He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar"
      If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

    • @TheSwissChalet
      @TheSwissChalet 3 года назад +20

      I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 3 года назад +2

      @@TheSwissChalet i understand

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 3 года назад +8896

    The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.

    • @MrPhantomLord11
      @MrPhantomLord11 3 года назад +127

      Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 года назад +319

      And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 3 года назад +24

      @@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

    • @haroldfrets5468
      @haroldfrets5468 3 года назад +34

      @@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post?
      What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 3 года назад +20

      @@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy.
      Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

  • @deesalmon9632
    @deesalmon9632 3 года назад +5778

    When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @re-1k
    @re-1k Год назад +331

    The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 3 года назад +23603

    I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...

    • @nwgal7937
      @nwgal7937 3 года назад +884

      You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

    • @russelfernandes8483
      @russelfernandes8483 3 года назад +194

      Too funny!

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 года назад +327

      I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

    • @robertmarkhaas
      @robertmarkhaas 3 года назад +144

      Have you heard any jokes before?

    • @blabbingwithyoyo7472
      @blabbingwithyoyo7472 3 года назад +24

      🥰

  • @adorablyadorable5665
    @adorablyadorable5665 3 года назад +657

    I am 70 years of age and it is wonderful to hear a comedian perform the way I use to see them in the 60, 70 and 80's....K-Von you are the best..God bless you.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 года назад +11

      You'll probably like a LOT of the Dry Bar comics. And check out Jeanne Robertson!

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 3 года назад +2

      Some of the bluest comedians were from those eras, Red Fox for one

    • @theimp5901
      @theimp5901 3 года назад +1

      Yes I am with you - so true.

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 3 года назад +3264

    "I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.

    • @l.rajnath959
      @l.rajnath959 3 года назад +91

      Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

    • @CEOofYukari
      @CEOofYukari 3 года назад +54

      Kazuma Sensei

    • @troy10troytroy
      @troy10troytroy 3 года назад +53

      Kazuma-sensei
      One of the pillars of modern true gender equality.
      Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 3 года назад +19

      Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 года назад +33

      (Minor correction: talks about)
      But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people.
      I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically.
      “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

  • @rosemarygrabowski5834
    @rosemarygrabowski5834 Год назад +421

    "We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!

    • @econecoff1725
      @econecoff1725 4 месяца назад +4

      I am racist, but I still laughed.

  • @katmacalinao9541
    @katmacalinao9541 3 года назад +11041

    i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women

    • @tjhammer24
      @tjhammer24 3 года назад +798

      Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 года назад +202

      Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

    • @reno8494
      @reno8494 3 года назад +278

      Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

    • @linfna09
      @linfna09 3 года назад +116

      Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

    • @quaziz
      @quaziz 3 года назад +11

      I didn't even knew that was possible :o

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 3 года назад +5120

    “Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 3 года назад +38

      One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 года назад +67

      @@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 3 года назад +23

      @@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 года назад +91

      @@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 3 года назад +60

      @@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

  • @alexplain8848
    @alexplain8848 Год назад +58

    man ‏he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.

  • @petesequeira784
    @petesequeira784 3 года назад +3956

    A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 года назад +29

      it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

    • @samuellourenco1050
      @samuellourenco1050 3 года назад +65

      @@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 года назад +19

      @@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

    • @madenee2612
      @madenee2612 3 года назад +30

      There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

    • @UnpluggedxReality
      @UnpluggedxReality 3 года назад +12

      nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

  • @Anonymous-cn8qp
    @Anonymous-cn8qp 3 года назад +3751

    "Do you know her?"
    "I haven't seen her a day in my life."
    Tha killed me lmao

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 года назад +38

      I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 года назад +12

      I felt bad laughing is what I mean

    • @laureenvanraamsdonk3543
      @laureenvanraamsdonk3543 2 года назад +17

      @@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

    • @matthewcool9893
      @matthewcool9893 2 года назад +1

      How the heck did you post this comment

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 года назад +7

      @@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point.
      It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

  • @yaileenmaldonado6366
    @yaileenmaldonado6366 3 года назад +5662

    When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!

    • @tiaSilvaCtrly
      @tiaSilvaCtrly 3 года назад +298

      I love uniformed men!!

    • @GingerNinja0424
      @GingerNinja0424 3 года назад +53

      yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

    • @tiaSilvaCtrly
      @tiaSilvaCtrly 3 года назад +144

      @@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

    • @scouto.5781
      @scouto.5781 3 года назад +127

      Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

    • @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896
      @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896 3 года назад +66

      Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

  • @sudeshnachakravarty5565
    @sudeshnachakravarty5565 6 месяцев назад +115

    Intelligent quick witted clean comedy. You are a rarity.

  • @mimirudollfie5439
    @mimirudollfie5439 3 года назад +2970

    "I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +8

      I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

    • @mimirudollfie5439
      @mimirudollfie5439 3 года назад +1

      @@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 года назад +79

      My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

    • @Sludgedragon
      @Sludgedragon 3 года назад +21

      @@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

    • @karanfield4229
      @karanfield4229 3 года назад +7

      @@Sludgedragon that's true and it's TERRIFYING...

  • @bedrock30_
    @bedrock30_ 3 года назад +1579

    Bro I could never be a comedian, all I would do is rant about society’s problems and I seriously doubt I would be able to make it funny. Props to this guy, it’s not easy to make people laugh.

    • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
      @InsideOfMyOwnMind 3 года назад +20

      I hear ya. George Carlin was good until he went all political just before he got heckled by God.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 года назад +10

      U rock

    • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
      @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 3 года назад +14

      You could. That's Sebastian Maniscalco's thing. He converted his disdain for society into a hilarious self-therapy that people pay to watch! 😄

    • @aly6596
      @aly6596 3 года назад +2

      Pretty much what Bo Burnham does

    • @capt.bellamy
      @capt.bellamy 3 года назад +7

      Hey ar least you know it that alone makes you better than Lilly Singh or 50 percent of female comedians

  • @pavelradev1990
    @pavelradev1990 3 года назад +1270

    I love this guy. He seems like he genuinely cares about his craft and the people, he has audience interaction, the whole thing. That is hard to pull off. I would pay money to be there and watch this.

    • @necoragha65
      @necoragha65 3 года назад +4

      I thought so too, until I discovered
      he's a Trump supporter.

    • @mamamoon65
      @mamamoon65 3 года назад +29

      @@necoragha65 Good for him! Sad for you!

    • @dmb198302
      @dmb198302 3 года назад +5

      He has his own channel. I watch it all of the time. His channel does a lot of pointing out how sad our current 'administration' is so it's not for people who think Biden is actually competent.

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 3 года назад +6

      Yeah agreed. This is the first video I see of him, and I really enjoyed it. Will check out more of his stuff when I have some time, he's definitely talented.

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 года назад +23

      @@necoragha65 you can hate Trump and not hate Trump supporters! 😱 Shocking, isn't it?

  • @MyApologies278
    @MyApologies278 Год назад +97

    He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 3 года назад +3926

    "so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist"
    I remember those days
    They were good days

    • @dannyanderson6116
      @dannyanderson6116 3 года назад +93

      It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 3 года назад +74

      feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

    • @Starpower0088
      @Starpower0088 3 года назад +21

      Amen 10/10

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 года назад +53

      Thank God for Red Areas...
      Places were common sense still exists..

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 года назад +74

      @@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012.
      ...
      The Mayas were right, lol!

  • @jackiemikolaski4833
    @jackiemikolaski4833 3 года назад +2295

    It’s refreshing to be entertained by a comedian who makes people laugh during the whole show without swearing. I appreciate the fun made about people from all over the world, it’s not insensitive it’s laughing at life which is a great way to be happy. What a great comedian. Keep on the good work , you are spot on every time.

    • @brasengrizelda5647
      @brasengrizelda5647 2 года назад +15

      @see ya I love the Scottish culture btw not to be rude but how is this reply related to the comment😅

    • @brasengrizelda5647
      @brasengrizelda5647 2 года назад +6

      @see ya😂😂

    • @VoiceOfAllThings
      @VoiceOfAllThings 2 года назад +8

      I'm Arab I had a bomb zat waz bassed down to the me but I would be caught ded in zat outfit
      Ps: I don't really text like "zat" lmao have a good one folks 🖤

    • @alejandrafuentes1316
      @alejandrafuentes1316 2 года назад +5

      There's nothing wrong with swearing

    • @mumstheword8851
      @mumstheword8851 2 года назад +2

      I agree. Lots of others too. 😃👍

  • @ateshhastam
    @ateshhastam 3 года назад +1507

    "Comedy is under attack" and "who can be offended first and for someone else."
    Bingo. Comedy helps me on a daily basis. It isn't about picking targets and minorities, its about laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous world we live in.
    I'm glad this dude appeared on my feed, too. Good laughs.

    • @yesitsmecsd
      @yesitsmecsd 3 года назад +28

      I truly believe the only way to be accepted in this world is if it's free to make fun of you. If you say something is off limits and any joke whatsoever is racist/ bigoted towards any one group, you will forever keep them in this precious box of fragility, and that box of fragility is set aside on its own shelf, never to mingle with the other boxes on the "normal" shelf.
      Comedy is how we laugh at the absurdity of the world around us, we are all meat bags flying on a rock towards our imminent death. Everything that fills that gap between birth and death is absurdity! Highlighting and pointing it out, allows us to take in and accept our differences, our shortcomings, or habits and our stereotypes. If you want to be excluded from social norm forever, make it off limits to make fun of you!

    • @pamelafreeman2182
      @pamelafreeman2182 3 года назад +6

      I totally agree.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 года назад +5

      yesss

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 3 года назад +5

      Ya, he randomly popped up in mine. Glad he did. Just got home from work and needed a laugh.

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu 3 года назад +7

      Whenever someone claims to be offended for “Asians” and “women” as of they’re the spokesperson for those two demographics... you don’t represent me🤨

  • @shoshyschneiderman4221
    @shoshyschneiderman4221 Год назад +267

    “It looks yuky to me too”
    This guy is too funny
    😂😂

  • @LunaBell08
    @LunaBell08 3 года назад +3557

    He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂

  • @phoenixikki302
    @phoenixikki302 3 года назад +1938

    *“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”*
    _GOLD_

    • @allisongale9295
      @allisongale9295 3 года назад +7

      Wha!

    • @docop8926
      @docop8926 3 года назад +3

      Ikr lmao😂

    • @redrollinghood1222
      @redrollinghood1222 3 года назад +27

      Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

    • @王-j1l
      @王-j1l 3 года назад +7

      @@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 года назад +4

      LOL

  • @LucaAnamaria
    @LucaAnamaria 3 года назад +4113

    "He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 года назад +97

      How did you type

    • @LucaAnamaria
      @LucaAnamaria 3 года назад +365

      @@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 года назад +90

      @@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 года назад +123

      I didn't see that coming.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 3 года назад +122

      Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life."
      Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

  • @jadenevans5281
    @jadenevans5281 8 месяцев назад +94

    Give this man a Netflix special right now

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 3 года назад +6763

    I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +74

      I understood that reference

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 года назад +59

      Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 года назад +23

      You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +16

      @@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +1

      @@edgarflores5569 whom?

  • @killthemwkindness9064
    @killthemwkindness9064 2 года назад +3192

    Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅

  • @galinaursachii7030
    @galinaursachii7030 2 года назад +3702

    As a Russian person, I found the last part so hilarious. Russians are always safe to make fun of, we love any reason to laugh, but especially if it's at ourselves, lol. It's nice to be in the spotlight, especially when you know it's not meant to be offensive, that's why the blind guy liked being included in the joke. Some jokes clearly come from a good place and aren't meant to be mean.

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 года назад +65

      I completely agree with your comment, he did a great job. I have to ask, as a Russian, do you think his impression was good? I'm American but it sounded on point lol.

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 года назад +136

      @@nicoleowens2318 I don't think you can go wrong with a Russian impression. Russia is huge and has all kinds of people and accents and cultural differences within itself. I pretty much think of Russia as of a big lively diy circus (diy because everything is old and is held up by patches, lol).

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 года назад +142

      @@teresawilson3893 It's actually not my country. I'm from Moldova. Well, now I'm a US citizen, but we have a big Slavic community here in America: with Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, etc. To us the war seems crazy and we're all trying to be supportive and find ways to help because everyone has someone they care about in Ukraine and in Russia who are struggling now. It honestly sucks for people on both sides, because even the Russian soldiers don't have much choice in the matter, the army is obligatory and they're forced to fight in Ukraine where some of them might have friends or even family. It's really unfortunate for everyone because people that get hurt are really just normal people who want nothing to do with this war.

    • @kanieswanson9677
      @kanieswanson9677 2 года назад +15

      @@galinaursachii7030 ❤❤❤

    • @jaysonlima7196
      @jaysonlima7196 2 года назад +66

      @@teresawilson3893 Don't confuse a government with it's people, aboard the vessel I serve on, we have 2 , Russians and a Ukrainian. Its not weird aboard everyone gets along, they are all great guys. I just can't keep up with them when the drinks come out.

  • @jenniferdas7809
    @jenniferdas7809 5 месяцев назад +30

    The most appealing thing he does is get the audience on his side. He does it effortlessly.

  • @je_chan
    @je_chan 3 года назад +1820

    "he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 года назад +41

      😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

    • @albertedmondsiii6843
      @albertedmondsiii6843 3 года назад +3

      When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @je_chan
      @je_chan 3 года назад +4

      true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 3 года назад

      I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

    • @Thexianhui77
      @Thexianhui77 3 года назад

      At least comedy is provided

  • @satrickptar6265
    @satrickptar6265 3 года назад +7516

    "Anything can be an insult"
    -Literally Twitter

    • @toinette26
      @toinette26 3 года назад +108

      Never has a truer word been spoken....

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 3 года назад +41

      What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 3 года назад +13

      Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 3 года назад +10

      @@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 3 года назад +5

      @@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 3 года назад +3920

    “They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 3 года назад +58

      That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

    • @collinsogombo6308
      @collinsogombo6308 3 года назад +9

      Chai swahili

    • @АдамРоманов-ц6э
      @АдамРоманов-ц6э 3 года назад +24

      you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

    • @blaisemomin1106
      @blaisemomin1106 3 года назад +59

      @@АдамРоманов-ц6э also in hindi (चाय)chai

    • @LNutrition
      @LNutrition 3 года назад +31

      @@АдамРоманов-ц6э and Indian, Greek and Czech

  • @philipemmanuel5680
    @philipemmanuel5680 Год назад +87

    Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure

  • @keystonedaytrip238
    @keystonedaytrip238 3 года назад +5066

    A great comedian doesn’t need foul language to be funny 🙂

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 года назад +78

      I know some good ones that do use could language but rarely and only when it fits with the joke

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 года назад +91

      So true. Cursing doesn't equal funny. And if a joke is funny, cursing doesn't make it funnier.

    • @jame9200
      @jame9200 3 года назад +115

      @@WolfGuyJunkyard7729 it can

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 3 года назад +6

      So true :)

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 3 года назад +6

      That's right. Jeff Foxworthy sold more albums than Richard Pryor.

  • @viraldetox_
    @viraldetox_ 3 года назад +2720

    “Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night

    • @sh0wtim3studios
      @sh0wtim3studios 3 года назад +90

      @@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

    • @HolasoyMai
      @HolasoyMai 3 года назад +4

      Sad

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 года назад +9

      oh no 😂

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 года назад +52

      Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

    • @zeevv8689
      @zeevv8689 3 года назад +24

      Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

  • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
    @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 года назад +6618

    Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans.
    Some white girl: "I'm offended".

    • @infopocalypse5006
      @infopocalypse5006 3 года назад +116

      @@b.k.3364 such as??

    • @dylanbiggs3997
      @dylanbiggs3997 3 года назад +70

      @@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

    • @awesomeblaze2640
      @awesomeblaze2640 3 года назад +178

      @@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 года назад +82

      White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

    • @user-vd3wu7lv7z
      @user-vd3wu7lv7z 3 года назад +14

      @@soniag4516 are you not white?

  • @shifrabaila4074
    @shifrabaila4074 Год назад +62

    I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".

  • @justafriend4215
    @justafriend4215 3 года назад +1603

    blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life
    😂😂😂

  • @cincinnatidrones8979
    @cincinnatidrones8979 2 года назад +4926

    "We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists." This needs to resound within society.

    • @JtheMeerkat
      @JtheMeerkat 2 года назад +68

      If only society was run by this dude!

    • @Adiamantium930
      @Adiamantium930 2 года назад +19

      Yes, yes and yes :)

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 2 года назад +55

      Lol I've been saying this for years and I'm glad it's finally being used. Everyone gets so offended. Just laugh, it's funny. We are all stupid and smart. We are HUMAN!

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 2 года назад +15

      It's all about the misuse of a Concept or Context, whatever you say or use.
      Put your Words in the Mouth of a German WW2-Soldier.
      See?
      You are laughing, yet you are not invading Poland.

    • @belladonnatook8851
      @belladonnatook8851 2 года назад +8

      Hahaha! We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists...yeah, you are!! 😂

  • @toethlef8994
    @toethlef8994 3 года назад +1598

    “i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 3 года назад +29

      I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 3 года назад +13

      12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

    • @juanbenjume6354
      @juanbenjume6354 3 года назад +9

      Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

    • @ricatoni2
      @ricatoni2 3 года назад

      @Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

    • @severia24
      @severia24 3 года назад

      "Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

  • @vickianderson3321
    @vickianderson3321 9 месяцев назад +8

    You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️

  • @Brad.T
    @Brad.T 2 года назад +4756

    My girlfriend is Korean and one day we were walking down the street and she randomly tripped and fell over, and 2 chopsticks fell out of her backpack, I laughed so hard. It reminded me of a game where you lose a heart or ring (sonic) when you get hurt.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 2 года назад +222

      Dude, bad move, never laugh when your girl gets hurt, even if she seems fine with it and even laughs along with you she'll remember.

    • @TheNoobyFraps
      @TheNoobyFraps 2 года назад +452

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 Calm down there white knight. She tripped while walking. The worst that could have happened is maybe she got a small scratch.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 2 года назад +106

      @@TheNoobyFraps I'm not saying something serious happened, but from experience if you laugh when your girl trips or stubs their toe she will remember and then bring it up later

    • @kaiaros
      @kaiaros 2 года назад +301

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 that'd definitely depend on what type of girl yours is tbh. a lot of girls, as long as they're not hurt, would prefer if their partner laughs when they trip, given she's laughing too. otherwise, it's just outright embarrassing to fall and nobody's laughing.

    • @david-468
      @david-468 2 года назад +118

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 usually Asian women aren’t as easily offended as American women

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 3 года назад +1697

    Guy: "Your makeup looks so good"
    Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?"
    Guy: "Uhhhhh"
    Indian Parents: "Very much so"

    • @gra-emed3617
      @gra-emed3617 3 года назад +24

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikieberhardt4624
      @nikieberhardt4624 3 года назад +46

      Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Derna1804
      @Derna1804 3 года назад +8

      It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.

    • @zina4491
      @zina4491 3 месяца назад

      Ok
      Now I know why my Persian friend got me to wear lipstick daily years ago xD still doing it today. ....

  • @keimahane
    @keimahane 3 года назад +839

    K-Von is a great comedian who reminds me that we should all be laughing at ourselves as well as others. Life is fun or at least it should be.

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 года назад +1

      "As well as others"

    • @bridgetdunham7336
      @bridgetdunham7336 3 года назад +5

      K-Von keeps it real and funny 😂

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 3 года назад +5

      Life is painful but we should laugh anyway.

    • @chrisglaze658
      @chrisglaze658 3 года назад +1

      Once upon a time in a not so distant past people weren't so serious and cynical all the time, and comedy was allowed to be expressive, humorous, and fun. We should DEFINITELY be laughing at ourselves, a lot! :D

    • @joshuataylor3550
      @joshuataylor3550 3 года назад

      He's a conspiracy theorist.

  • @IamPam_Iswear
    @IamPam_Iswear Год назад +208

    “These muscles are for Starbucks only. I don’t know tai chi, I know chai tea.”😂😂

    • @ella-jw6ro
      @ella-jw6ro 5 месяцев назад

      What's the difference between Tai chi &chai tea 😢

    • @userog34jk
      @userog34jk 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ella-jw6roOne is martial art and another is a drink

    • @RLSyndrome
      @RLSyndrome 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ella-jw6ro Chai means tea in Persian and Arabic(actually Arabs don't have "ch" sound so it is "shai") and Indians(I think). Hope it clarifies. Funny it means "tea tea"....

    • @Okipullup6103
      @Okipullup6103 3 месяца назад

      @@RLSyndromeabsolutely correct. Some people don’t always give the proper amount of info

  • @rkttb
    @rkttb 3 года назад +2592

    These muscles are not for tai-chi, they're for chai-tea. 😀
    Whoa! I've never had so many likes for a comment. (Nor for pics on fb/insta or tweets) hehe!!

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 3 года назад +39

      IKR.
      Calling chai, Chai tea is like calling someone by their name 2 times in a row.
      Iyshwarya Iyshwarya.

    • @yoshikagespeedwagon8025
      @yoshikagespeedwagon8025 3 года назад +35

      @@bullseye6969 it was a joke and everyone knows that. Don't try to act smart.

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX 3 года назад +11

      And even Tai Chi you can't defend yourself... it's too slow. Imagine telling an attacker... whoa whoa stop attacking so fast!

    • @rude1802
      @rude1802 3 года назад +12

      @@bullseye6969 actually no.. From our perspective Chai = tea.. For foreigners.. "Chai" is a concept of a foreign (Indian) fragrant beverage with lots of spice..and "tea" because it's the base liquid.
      Kinda like our nomenclature of masala chai.

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 3 года назад +1

      @@rude1802 chai is plain milk tea.
      What you described is called masala chai.
      You litrally don't have to add "tea" anywhere.
      When I said chai tea that's what I meant, adding tea is just no brainer.

  • @chadsquatch5701
    @chadsquatch5701 3 года назад +2438

    He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir.

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 года назад +81

      I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.

    • @sandrapittman1305
      @sandrapittman1305 3 года назад +40

      Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 года назад +25

      @@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.

    • @EnvisionedBlindness
      @EnvisionedBlindness 3 года назад +26

      I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?"
      Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have

    • @gamefreak22574
      @gamefreak22574 3 года назад +9

      I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂

  • @jessejules2092
    @jessejules2092 2 года назад +3122

    This comedian is a rare find. He's actually funny while telling the truth.

    • @brotherben4357
      @brotherben4357 2 года назад +40

      “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.” - Homer Simpson (and you)

    • @trkstatrksta8410
      @trkstatrksta8410 2 года назад +8

      Many a truth is said in jest

    • @brotherben4357
      @brotherben4357 2 года назад +2

      @@trkstatrksta8410 😂😂👆

    • @Kfcisnicenocap
      @Kfcisnicenocap 2 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @jawknee13
      @jawknee13 2 года назад

      Truth about what? I stopped watching after 30 seconds once he said boys can be girls... this the guy you get truth from? 😂

  • @MellonCollie_28
    @MellonCollie_28 Год назад +97

    😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"

  • @josephmccarthy7905
    @josephmccarthy7905 3 года назад +569

    You have got to be kidding me. This act was a home run. I laughed at every single joke. That's rare.

  • @annaanhvu2874
    @annaanhvu2874 3 года назад +2796

    I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 3 года назад +12

      Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

    • @sondraW
      @sondraW 3 года назад +8

      @@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on RUclips. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

    • @greengarnet7534
      @greengarnet7534 3 года назад +5

      @Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

    • @haydnpierce7409
      @haydnpierce7409 3 года назад +5

      I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

    • @nkzamrud1965
      @nkzamrud1965 3 года назад +1

      Kenny Sebastian too 😂

  • @taraebonyrosser
    @taraebonyrosser 3 года назад +2102

    Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for

  • @sschithra
    @sschithra 9 месяцев назад +36

    What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.

  • @SWATEngi
    @SWATEngi 2 года назад +3347

    These comedians are the real ones.
    "Everything is funny in the right context"
    "No need to be vulgar to be funny"
    "Self-mockery as a base rather than mocking other people"
    You can also hear the difference, the crowd was laughing through the whole scene, because it was actually funny.
    About that offended part, I believe some comedian once said :
    "You find it offensive, I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you".

    • @gundamt437
      @gundamt437 2 года назад +44

      When someone goes to a comedy show, it's expected that certain things will be said. Your mind has already prepared itself for what's to come.
      In a random setting, if someone says the things some comedians say, it will be classified as offensive.
      I'm sure you have got offended by things people say to you, but if a comedian says that very same thing, you will laugh.
      That's how it goes.

    • @austinjt4264
      @austinjt4264 2 года назад +38

      @@gundamt437 Nah... people just being sensitive.
      Funny is funny... Period.
      I used to have a new guy to the group.
      He's black. While we were joking around, he would jump and say thing like...
      In my culture this is offensive to my people...
      This is racist... stuff like that...
      At one, I having enough... and I'm like... I'm sorry, if you have any negative thoughts.
      But we're at a beach. We here to have good time. We're not here to make fun of your people.
      You may take what I said and turn it into racist comment but I want to let you know that when I said this... It's not about you or any black people, you know why? Because I don't think your people while I'm doing this.

    • @dickottel
      @dickottel 2 года назад +25

      you might be happier but I'm a better person cause I'd never laugh at a racist or sexist joke. I value kindness over happiness. what's funny is subjective but it says a lot about you.

    • @meganmeehan1565
      @meganmeehan1565 2 года назад +43

      @@dickottel omg, you’re so much better than him… cause YOU care. You are an inspiration to us all. Perhaps one day, everyone will be as civilized and cultured as you. Pat yourself on the back a little more. 🙄

    • @SWATEngi
      @SWATEngi 2 года назад +24

      @@dickottel We all have different values, saying one is better than the other makes no sens.
      You need to understand the concept of a joke if you think laughing at a "sexist" joke is rude.
      A joke is "meant" to make people laugh, it has no gender or feelings, it's just silly stuff told in a specific way to make you laugh.
      You can think of a joke as something serious that needs to be analysed if you really want to, but that's not my cup of tea.

  • @khankbar
    @khankbar Год назад +2637

    "They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez Год назад +21

      it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

    • @genzboomer-sv3pl
      @genzboomer-sv3pl Год назад +29

      dont overthink the joke@@BabaJeez

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez Год назад +7

      ​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

    • @kevinsantos8439
      @kevinsantos8439 Год назад +40

      "chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea"
      -Pavitr Prabhakar

    • @CarlCampbell
      @CarlCampbell Год назад +5

      I miss more of this in American stand-up.

  • @cdfdesantis699
    @cdfdesantis699 2 года назад +1724

    This guy is proof you can say ANYTHING to ANYBODY if you say it the right way. He's hilarious!

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Год назад +4

      You can’t. He is in utah so.. go figure they think this bigot is funny

    • @cdfdesantis699
      @cdfdesantis699 Год назад +33

      @@bradcallahan3546 Hell, he IS funny.

    • @appleman9864
      @appleman9864 Год назад +21

      @@cdfdesantis699 Some people just like to hate others. Or... hear me out, they're the person that got offended for the blind guy and now has a personal grudge because they've become apart of the bit.

    • @cdfdesantis699
      @cdfdesantis699 Год назад +12

      @@appleman9864 You're right, friend. Some people HAVE to hate others, so they can feel superior. Makes 'em feel like they're WORTH something, you know? And Lord, EVERYBODY gets all puffed up & "offended" nowadays. Ain't NOBODY got a sense of humor anymore. Thanks for your reply.

    • @appleman9864
      @appleman9864 Год назад +3

      @@cdfdesantis699 No worries and Comedy is supposed to be a sacred art that can't be touched for being too edgy.

  • @SoulCrusherEx
    @SoulCrusherEx Год назад +41

    Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe

  • @sarahokon9376
    @sarahokon9376 3 года назад +314

    "ladies, don't be confused. These muscles will not defend you" 🤣

  • @overhaul976
    @overhaul976 3 года назад +1833

    "You are just an extension of her purse."
    It went over people's head

    • @daliajojo
      @daliajojo 3 года назад +88

      I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

    • @michaelhastings8940
      @michaelhastings8940 3 года назад +31

      Cargo pants are awesome!

    • @jskamshll8202
      @jskamshll8202 3 года назад +20

      Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

    • @kathrynejones2590
      @kathrynejones2590 3 года назад +12

      @@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 года назад +6

      @@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

  • @Belvarion
    @Belvarion 3 года назад +2051

    The crowd pauses are the men making sure the women are laughing first before they do 🤣
    Edit: wow I think this might be my first comment to 1k at least that I’ve seen.
    Edit2: almost 2k!!!

    • @imagirl688
      @imagirl688 3 года назад +66

      Dam society today😂😔

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 года назад +35

      At least the men that are owned by women do

    • @alfredmartinez6166
      @alfredmartinez6166 3 года назад +7

      If you are heading north on La Cienega headed to LAX, turn left on Imperial Hwy or Century Blvd. If you wait until you get to Manchester you went to far and will need to make another left at Sepulveda.

    • @grandpied
      @grandpied 3 года назад +13

      @@alfredmartinez6166 And if you get lost come back and look at my forehead.

    • @SweeetSpice
      @SweeetSpice 3 года назад +6

      @@sorrymrgoogle2601 relax big boy

  • @bestrongandloveyourself2370
    @bestrongandloveyourself2370 Год назад +26

    I am a Russian woman and I think this whole video was super funny! 😆😆😆 Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @n.d.risley8674
    @n.d.risley8674 2 года назад +1967

    I’ve never come across anyone who took stereotypes and turned them into literally two minutes of hardcore non-stop laughs! This act had me on the floor! Thank you!!😂😂😂😂

    • @misterhappy5462
      @misterhappy5462 2 года назад +1

      well...there not "stereotypes" per se. it's just politically incorrect to point out women's flaws (& toxic femininity that is way more pervasive). that's how much modern feminism has corrupted this society. but yes (male) comedians are the best when it comes to destroying societal hypocrisies. =)

    • @moreflexmoresex3011
      @moreflexmoresex3011 2 года назад +17

      Those are not "stereotypes". Those are facts.

    • @n.d.risley8674
      @n.d.risley8674 2 года назад +7

      @@misterhappy5462 I stand corrected. 🙏🏾

    • @Maddie-wb7tq
      @Maddie-wb7tq 2 года назад

      @@moreflexmoresex3011 they are fact neither

    • @pbcityis-witty6268
      @pbcityis-witty6268 2 года назад +1

      This is more than two minutes!

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 3 года назад +2037

    We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂

    • @stustormchaser7369
      @stustormchaser7369 3 года назад +18

      You already had a pocket book.. Or purse

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 года назад +165

      @@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen

    • @sleverlight
      @sleverlight 3 года назад +53

      I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better

    • @TheKittyfizzle
      @TheKittyfizzle 3 года назад +80

      True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 года назад +66

      @@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...

  • @mdarbygr
    @mdarbygr 3 года назад +2575

    Love a comedian who's not afraid to tell jokes

    • @natashagoldstein878
      @natashagoldstein878 3 года назад +96

      Tragic that this statement makes perfect sense.

    • @dreamingofnorthernlights
      @dreamingofnorthernlights 3 года назад +37

      That's the measure of courage.

    • @cbgbstew4072
      @cbgbstew4072 3 года назад +10

      Well put!

    • @romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898
      @romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 3 года назад +19

      That's what's so good about Dry Bar. I don't think I've ever watched an unfunny comedian on here.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 года назад +48

      I don't think it's a matter of comedians being afraid to tell certain jokes, just that they have higher standards. Comedians know sexist and racist jokes are the easist to craft and thus, are the go-to material for inexperienced comedians. As the comedian progresses his jokes become more nuanced. When jokes about sex and race are their only set for years, it becomes apparent the comedian can't move beyond that threshold of amateur-level sets and he's labeled a "hack." Moving behind sexist and racist jokes, believe it or not, is an indicator of professionalism and talent.

  • @MildlySlopedRoofsKill
    @MildlySlopedRoofsKill 3 года назад +11977

    “Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.”
    Sounds like you know my wife.

    • @thebeastoffeasterpark
      @thebeastoffeasterpark 3 года назад +130

      Nice username and pic lol.
      fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

    • @MildlySlopedRoofsKill
      @MildlySlopedRoofsKill 3 года назад +48

      @@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +19

      Dude knows what is up

    • @BigCowProductions
      @BigCowProductions 3 года назад +18

      Yassss I love the name/avatar

    • @MildlySlopedRoofsKill
      @MildlySlopedRoofsKill 3 года назад +12

      @@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

  • @alexanderchinea8483
    @alexanderchinea8483 Год назад +38

    Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.

  • @yoncegg9584
    @yoncegg9584 3 года назад +525

    My favorite blind joke was when I was on a roller coaster and it launches you and it's over in like 5 seconds. We are getting off the ride, he is handed his cane and his family is walking with him. His friend goes "What did you think of the ride?" and he goes. "I did not see that coming." When I tell you me and my aunt almost passed out from laughing so hard it was so good.

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 3 года назад +3

      *blind date

    • @NB-nh2sf
      @NB-nh2sf 3 года назад +2

      Lmbooooooooo

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 3 года назад +4

      I had a blind teacher who would compliment students on their looks

  • @antares812
    @antares812 3 года назад +486

    I'm Russian and I've laughed a fair bit. It's been a nice joke about Russians, for a change. That guy's really hilarious. Thanks!

    • @dianazriacheva8476
      @dianazriacheva8476 3 года назад +1

      Да, это было прикольно

    • @0Zolrender0
      @0Zolrender0 3 года назад +4

      I laughed in Russian while seeing the tear of the opressors as we fired our guns from the T34's.......... oopps. You really had a laught there good their Sir. o7 to you

    • @codder32
      @codder32 3 года назад +1

      I can read the accent!

    • @Bodacious-doom
      @Bodacious-doom 3 года назад

      What’s it like in Russia?

    • @antares812
      @antares812 3 года назад +1

      @@codder32 wow, I've always dreamed to have synesthesia

  • @steviebrown8386
    @steviebrown8386 3 года назад +911

    The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mauvecocnut7385
      @mauvecocnut7385 3 года назад +2

      W

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 3 года назад +17

      I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @ninifeb14
      @ninifeb14 2 года назад

      I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️
      funny dude though 😂

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 2 года назад +2

      @@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

  • @sandraoettle1476
    @sandraoettle1476 6 месяцев назад +38

    Cargo pants. "You were an extension of her purse." I'm dying! So. True!!!🤣

  • @lynnyrouse8192
    @lynnyrouse8192 3 года назад +1045

    It's so uncommon to find a comedian who can do a successful stand-up show without one swear word. Brilliant! Clean and entertaining. I'm sharing this one,🤗👍

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 года назад +11

      You are kidding right? This entire channel has nothing but comedians that do shows without swear words. Hundreds of them.

    • @lynnyrouse8192
      @lynnyrouse8192 2 года назад +7

      @@VestigialHead No I am not. I approach all stand up comedy shows with caution because of the level of vulgarity I have heard in the past. That's why I said that.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 года назад +12

      @@lynnyrouse8192 As I said this entire channel ONLY has clean comedians. It is the very basis of this channel. So it is ignorant to claim it is so uncommon to find a clean comedian.
      Also what is wrong with vulgarity? By far the funniest people in the world are often vulgar. Unless you are a child then there is zero wrong with vulgarity. It is an important part of real life - impossible to get by without being exposed to it. So if you have an issue with it you will struggle in life. Simply understand it and it will no longer have any hold over you.

    • @lynnyrouse8192
      @lynnyrouse8192 2 года назад +2

      @@VestigialHead Thank you for replying. The comparison to the hundreds of channels that include vulgarity, makes this one rare.
      I can see by your reply that vulgarity is acceptable to you. Okay. That's good for you but not for me. Every word that comes from my mouth has a consequence as well as the company I keep also affects the consequences of my life. It is wise to speak constructively than waste time speaking words that don't do anything, don't take you anywhere. One day I will have to give an account to Jesus for every word I spoke as will everyone on this planet. Make your words count.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 года назад +1

      @@lynnyrouse8192 I find that a really odd position to take. Words do not have consequences. Only actions do. You cannot actually harm anyone with words. People think you can but that is simply not true and more an issue with the weakness of that person.
      If anyone is offended by words then that is their problem - not the one using the words.
      While I agree that it is good to speak constructively that has no correlation to vulgarities which can certainly be part of a constructive criticism. Just as non vulgar words can be part of non constructive criticism.
      Also there are some cases where being constructive is NOT called for. There are times when you should be venting your emotions about things that you disagree with. There is a time and place for vulgarity and it harms no-one (except maybe children who are too young to understand it).
      Vulgar words are some of the most descriptive and anyone who does not use them will struggle to be as good at communication as someone who uses them intelligently.
      At the end of your statement we come to what your real issue is with vulgarity. Religion. That is the only real reason you think vulgar words are not okay. Religion causes many such issues as this and it is why thinking people everywhere should be doing all they can to end the Dogma and lies that religion has and continues to spread.

  • @AllIsWellaus
    @AllIsWellaus 3 года назад +600

    That was definitely laugh out loud. I've decided that we should all be watching funny things going home, even a public bus. I don't know about you but when I hear people laughing it makes me smile. Let's face it we all could do with more of that in our lives. Laughter, compassion.

    • @crankiestnebula
      @crankiestnebula 3 года назад +7

      Preach!

    • @sidraMPatty
      @sidraMPatty 3 года назад +4

      Absolutely! Well said.
      Hope that when you see this you are having a good day. If not, well guess what, today was just one day. Tomorrow will be a new day and another opportunity to be better than you were today.
      💖Good luck and take care!😊

    • @deotube5781
      @deotube5781 3 года назад

      I totally agree, even long queue is tolerable. I was once processing some documents, in my country this is a dilemma, but I didn't notice the long wait at all because the office was playing JUST FOR LAUGH videos.

    • @greenday1guitarfreak
      @greenday1guitarfreak 3 года назад

      What a lovely comment! :)

  • @justanotherstranger6900
    @justanotherstranger6900 3 года назад +731

    As a woman I found this hilarious, some people take things to heart when there’s no need. If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re leading a sad life

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 года назад +16

      Also if you perceive it as criticism and it is indeed accurate, now you know some potential places to improve on the future when working on yourself.
      One's reaction to the aforementioned statement says everything about their character.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 3 года назад +27

      Unfortunately, today in 2021, for every one of you there are two Karens in this country. Their job is to constantly look for things to get offended about.

    • @nightmarenull8829
      @nightmarenull8829 3 года назад +12

      @@morpheus6749 spoken like a man who took the right pill.

    • @dendemano
      @dendemano 3 года назад +3

      As a man I didn’t even crack a smile. He was simply commenting on the observations of the mundane. Flitting between the wafer thin boundaries of the metrosexual/camp persona. He didn’t really say anything outright funny, but heavily relied upon a routine consisting of comedic voices and mannerisms. If you analyse the content, juxtaposed alongside delivery you can see the appeal to women. His target audience. If he were to perform in an all male environment he would have been abysmal.
      I’m not being critical, as he made his target responsive, ultimately, he made them laugh. There was nothing risqué, which is why he lacks appeal to straight men. Oh, the blind gag was as close as it got.
      I like blind dates. You can stare at their tits.

    • @danishmikun1791
      @danishmikun1791 3 года назад +6

      @@dendemano what

  • @coltonk.3086
    @coltonk.3086 Год назад +23

    Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".

  • @unknown-fs3hj
    @unknown-fs3hj 3 года назад +2837

    It's very rare to make people laugh without vulgarity and cuss words

    • @207112351
      @207112351 3 года назад +91

      Maybe rare in the west, but that’s the norm in the middle east. Being vulgar is considered being disrespectful to the crowd.

    • @lillyc563
      @lillyc563 3 года назад +18

      He has talent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @adrien2323
      @adrien2323 3 года назад +10

      Sinbad is the best at it.

    • @chistkachistka6014
      @chistkachistka6014 3 года назад +7

      Yes.... that is true sign of talent.

    • @kathyflood6421
      @kathyflood6421 3 года назад +25

      It's really not. A lot of comedians don't swear or get vulgar.

  • @roicohen2192
    @roicohen2192 2 года назад +764

    He gets laughs without swearing and that's how you know a comedian is truly talented.

    • @lionofpersis
      @lionofpersis 2 года назад +20

      Also, he’s a minority (Persian) and isn’t using the appeal-to-my-minority-group shtick. Thank god.. kinda sick of them

    • @styleofender8945
      @styleofender8945 2 года назад +2

      Whats so bad about swearing comeadians. People aint laughing just cause theyre swearing.

    • @sandudaniel5434
      @sandudaniel5434 2 года назад +5

      @@styleofender8945 some of them do it way too much.

  • @Noor_Jacobs03
    @Noor_Jacobs03 3 года назад +1210

    I have no idea who this dude is, but man, he's funny as hell😂😂

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 года назад +8

      Hell isn't funny. This guy is but hell is not.

    • @Noor_Jacobs03
      @Noor_Jacobs03 3 года назад +47

      @@WolfGuyJunkyard7729 . I didn't expect to actually explain this to a human being.
      Any logical person would know it's not an actual direct comparison, but rather, a form of expression or exaggeration.
      I'm done with with school, I don't need an English lesson, thank you.
      And for your information, engels is nie die enigste taal wat ek praat, ek kan ook Afrikaans praat. Dis my twede taal☺☺.

    • @SlashTheWeasel
      @SlashTheWeasel 3 года назад +18

      I didn't know who he was till I saw this too. Dry Bar is great at finding comedians like him. Kvon also has his own RUclips channel as well.

    • @koalabears980
      @koalabears980 3 года назад +2

      @@Noor_Jacobs03 it's a joke buddy, here, take it 🤗

    • @pascal026
      @pascal026 3 года назад +1

      @@Noor_Jacobs03 leuk dat je Afrikaans kan praten ik spreek Nederlands en het lijkt heel veel op elkaar maar toch net anders 😁

  • @csrboltfan2643
    @csrboltfan2643 Год назад +13

    I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is.
    Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.

  • @MichelleRRasmussen
    @MichelleRRasmussen 3 года назад +1260

    I was already creeped out when the woman asked the nephew to be set aside for her. 🤣

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 3 года назад +88

      Yeah, that was a bit creepy, but not as bad as when a guy says it. Double standards.

    • @briaharris183
      @briaharris183 3 года назад +3

      Yes 😂

    • @porschawilliams9217
      @porschawilliams9217 3 года назад +17

      right? i was like 😳 run lol. i get his point but i would feel gross hearing it from anyone lmao

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames 3 года назад +17

      He was really on point with that one though. As the saying goes, sometimes comedy is the perfect medium to make a valid point, or observation. It should have been creepy, but a lot of people have done it, and our society overall gives it a pass.

    • @beardiemom
      @beardiemom 3 года назад +8

      As you should be, sexual predators exist in both genders.

  • @nataliegerdano6028
    @nataliegerdano6028 3 года назад +410

    Omg I lost it, when he was talking about the blind guy! My cousin is blind and he has to be one of the funniest guys I know. He’s constantly joking about how he and I (I can’t drive for medical reasons) are going to go out driving together, and always tells people it's “great to see them!” They really want to be treated like everybody else! ❤️❤️

    • @sunflowersandayellowrose1063
      @sunflowersandayellowrose1063 2 года назад

      My left arm is deformed and I keep trying to get people to call me t-rex bc of it lmoa😂😂😂

  • @nannette214
    @nannette214 3 года назад +427

    Hope this guy makes it big. I don’t usually laugh out loud at comedians, but I did, watching this.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 года назад +9

      Okayyyyy

    • @cue_khb
      @cue_khb 3 года назад

      at????

    • @yarifat219
      @yarifat219 3 года назад +1

      He replied you

    • @donaldhitman6724
      @donaldhitman6724 2 года назад +1

      I used to wish the same thing a few years ago when I first happened to come across his act. Than I realized he is one of the top standup guys in the country. Not sure what qualifies as making it big but being appreciated by millions and able to touch any subject without the libs trying to cancel him should put him close. Few people have made me laugh by making fun of my stereotype but I cant hear it enough from him. Now that I know he didnt want skinny Jeans I have nothing but praise for K Von.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 2 года назад

      I also rarely laugh out loud at comedians. I've heard enough jokes I see the obvious punch lines coming, so it has to actually be clever. This guy got me a few times.

  • @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq
    @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq Год назад +36

    This guy could save the world with his jokes