You Will Never Be Able To Change A Man. Monique Marvez
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2024
- You will never be able to change a man, or at least thats what Monique Marvez says in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Monique talks about the simplicity of men and why women will never be able to change them. Whether you're someone who has given up trying to change your man, or you're just a man looking for a good laugh, this clip from Monique Marvez is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯
You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.
I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it
Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!
I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂
@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol
As a man I 100% approve this message.
Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!
how
“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Spoiler
If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why
She got that right!
Finally, a woman who knows us 👍
And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..
"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway."
I'm going to laugh at that one for days!
Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!
😂😂😂😂
A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!
Hilarious
Absolutely 👻
I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍
Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."
Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."
@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂
Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐
Hilarious!
Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.
My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!
Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.
@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.
I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂
Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!
The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....
"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.
Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.
This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍
That's what this is, a TED talk.
@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?
She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.
She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.
Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?
@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.
@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman, and you can take this statement to the bank and cash it.
Wow no growth huh?
@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.
They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.
So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…
Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it
@@kurthanke5788lol
@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.
"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.
Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂
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Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection
I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂
and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver
This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂
The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂
*15:1 ratio of thought to talk.
Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it.
Thank you.
Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!
She's hilarious because she's right!
Please have her full show uploaded soon.
She is one of the two great female comedian. The other one is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's.
Thank you for the recommendation.
I responded to your post previously but it disappeared -
I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?)
Thank you for the recommendation.@@edithdlp8045
Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..
@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.
She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!
The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.
I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...
You don’t need to try to change a woman just marry one and she will be completely different than the person you dated
Facts 💯
So you did not learn anything from this video. Just shutup
Truth.
😂😂😂😂
My ex-wife was amazing before we married. Within 3 months, she had done a complete 180. She used to have arguments with me in her own head. In each case, I would always piss her off with my responses. Like I said, this was in her head. She'd come home furious with me.
Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂
She speaks facts after 3 failed marriage.
😅
There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.
😅
is she gassy?
Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.
"It's funny because it's true" is the best kind of comedy! 💯👌
Takes a boatload of intelligence, observations/experience and sharp wit though.
@@torbjrnjensen2589I have been divorced once and I know that she speaks the truth.
She is SO on point!
As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!
dude from audience was on point with the "what"
Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!
She is great. Another great female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!
When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown !
Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!
*I (this word should always be capitalized)
*'90s
*blown!
*environment
*brilliant!!!
The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.
Exactly 😂
She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.
Better late than never. I have one divorce but now all of this is true.
That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump
Trust me, I want others to save time!
Love the accuracy.
" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL
This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.
Hope she finds her LareBare 😂
Me too
My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!
I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man?
I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅
@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence.
Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.
Yes and it was blissfully quiet.
This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.
Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!
They have full episodes on their app👍🏿
She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall
Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.
rofl!
Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!
Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.
She is so funny. She has it so right with men.
Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.
I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.
I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂
8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢
It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years
@@matthewhunter6421Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢
Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).
3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....
@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣
She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.
What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her
Funny from start to finish!!! 😂
Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊
If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!
Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.
Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!
Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!
This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol
Me either.
I haven't found my Larry either. I have one failed marriage and don't want to try again.
This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.
I've met and known Monique for about 5 years. I like and can handle funny and smart women. She is on a higher level than most. As for this piece, I was waiting for her to say, "I wish these were jokes." And she's a sweetheart.
Of course she is! I love love love her comedy ❤
😂
Lucky bastard!
You’re Larry! 😂
One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!
The other fantastic female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.
Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!
Never EVER laughed so loud at TRUTH.
God forgive me for heresy!
What heresy? How did you sin?
Truth possesses reality and a sense of humor because Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life! Forgive me if I offend you! Almighty God bless everybody now and forever on this eve of Palm Sunday, March 23, 2024!
@@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132 laughing in derision is heresy, won't you agree?
Lmao, I love her 😂
She is speaking truth. It took me 30 years to figure this out. My husband finally changed when he got dementia and only because he couldn't remember a darn thing so I was able to reprogram him 😂😂.. I just told him he loved to do the laundry and he accepted that and started doing the laundry and I just took it to the next level each day until he was perfect. 😂😂.
😂😂😂😂🤣
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Hmm, this sounds like a form of abuse.
Yeah I don’t see the joke in this too. It sounds disturbing and problematic, if what she is saying is true. She needs to take it easy, he has dementia for god’s sake 😢😢
You sound twisted!
❤😂 she nailed us as well
Love the honesty
This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂
A woman who pays attention. Bout dang time. 💪
Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery.
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I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us.
Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation.
Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆
She is spot on and spitting facts.
💯🎯
True story!
Every woman needs to listen to this goddess of knowledge . Thank you Monique
She both hilarious AND amazingly (mostly) right
Mostly is right. Pretty sure Einstein, Galileo, and Newton were dudes. Simple yes, also very thoughtful.
@@plumbthumbs9584 Aw god... another one of you "well, technically" people. Of course she's generalizing and not talking about every single man now and ever in ever. But generalizations are based on majority
She's also talking about at home and in the relationship.
This is the kind of woman who knows and is loyal. because she ends up loving the simplicity. it makes life easier. When I was growing up, I was told that "patience is a virtue". I made my own saying up. "Simplicity is a virtue."
This has got to be the funniest woman I have ever heard.
Love her timing--fast paced yet very clear--strong material--she speaks truth, and everyone can understand it.
Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.
My father told me "What you see is what you get."
Very true😢I wish I had a father like yours
As I'm watching this, my wife is trying to talk to me about painting the bathroom, storm windows, screws for the windows and buying a camper!!! Only 15 seconds has elapsed!!
😂😂😂😂 This beautiful bathroom
I say that my husband is incorrigible, and he said that since it's a big word, it must be a compliment.
He's right. For a man, incorrigible is a compliment. We don't want to be tamed :)
The jig is up fellas! She's figured us out. Go to protocol Alpha! 😂😂😂
This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk.
😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤
Zzzzzz not funny
@@joecascade5105you think that because unlike men in the audience you felt it personally. It's just comedy and enjoy it.
Yes, she could modify this into a TED talk
Monique Marvez just keeps getting better and better.
Monique is the best, love her work!
Love Monique. No lies spoken!!
Monique Marvez is a great comedian .I love this woman .
OH MY GOODNESS just what I needed!!! The wildest and funniest thing I've heard on Dry Bar in a while!!! I have tears in my eyes😂😂😂
I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!!
Many blessings!! 🫶
Absolutely on point.
We are comfortable. We have more room up there. Absolutely brilliant!😂😂
monique, you are an absolute genius. not that there was a whole lot to figure out to begin with, but you nailed it perfectly. we are what we are.
Love the statement that women wake up AND turn on the TURBINE/ For every sentence a woman utters, there's 15 more bouncing around in her head, waiting to get out. Love that she says; ITS NOT your fault; we're DESIGNED that way. LOVE IT
Genius! Pure genius!
Monique Marvez is a star.
😂 I can never get enough of Monique Marvez! 🥰
Now this is a great woman comedian! I don't ever want to hear someone say that women comedians aren't that funny again.
She was definitely not funny. She definitely did gaslight though.
@@Optim40 Gaslit who? She gave a fresh Perspective siding with men. Most women just gripe and moan about them but not her. It was refreshing because men usually get a bum rap a whole lot of the time, so it was nice to see this perspective.
@@ThrifterPickerShipper No dont think so. Youre also gaslighting. Pathetic.
@@ThrifterPickerShipper No she didn't. And you're also gaslighting.
@@Optim40 obviously you’re a man lmaooo. You don’t know me so don’t judge me. Also I am 60 years old and that is some kind of catch all phrase for unhappy people that we didn’t have in my day. Carry on wayward son.
Monique is marvelously funny! Brilliant comedy piece. I look forward to seeing more shows from her. Well Done, Monique!
I have shared this with all my friends. She is DEAD on. Loved this, and yes, not a spare line without a smile. I vote for the full special as well
We just watched this with my husband. Every single word is true! 100%
The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨
You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?
Thank you so much ❤
She had us in stitches with simple facts!!! So good!!!
“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.”
That’s gold. Loving != paying attention
She's brilliant.
She is spot on about us men!
Monique Marvez, You are so Talented and lovable!!! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. I wish you All the very Best!🎉
Thank you for saying the truth and making it funny and real.
The guy that said “what?” 😂 😅