You Don't Get To Have The Best Of Both Worlds. Joe Deuce - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 3 года назад +148

    "He pulled out a carpet square and started rubbing his feet." 😆

    • @melliemel32
      @melliemel32 2 года назад +7

      HILARIOUS!!

    • @mh5259
      @mh5259 7 месяцев назад +2

      The Amish taser has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Woop, woop!

  • @shadrickthegreat8241
    @shadrickthegreat8241 2 года назад +52

    Dry Bar!!! I didn't know y'all was ready for this one. He was raw, articulate, and funny at the same time!!!👏🏿 Standing Ovation...

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 3 года назад +133

    It’s very rare for me to laugh out loud at things on screen when I’m watching alone, but the Amish Policeman did it today. More of this guy, please Dry Bar!
    And as a side note, or a PS or whatever, isn’t it amazing that we get to see talent like this, free, and at home. I’m Australian, and I really appreciate the range of comedy DB offers us.

    • @carrickdubya4765
      @carrickdubya4765 2 года назад

      Love this guy too *BUT* internet is not free, at least where I live in the States

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 2 года назад +1

      @@carrickdubya4765 it is at McDonald's

    • @Ainaes-Feline
      @Ainaes-Feline 7 месяцев назад

      Same Aussie on the West Coast loving Drybar best I have seen in 20 years. Sad but true…More Dry bar wish we had it here too ❤

  • @NEON_MAVERICK
    @NEON_MAVERICK 2 года назад +107

    I went to college with this fellow! Keep living the dream, dude! Rooting for you! :)

    • @KaydeneJ
      @KaydeneJ 6 месяцев назад +2

      Me too. He was 1 yr above me. Joe Saleem.

    • @geoffreymastro2373
      @geoffreymastro2373 Месяц назад

      I was watching him and thinking he obviously is college educated at the least. Brilliant and articulate! I laughed out loud the whole time.

  • @YoutubeStakeHolder
    @YoutubeStakeHolder 3 года назад +89

    I absolutely love when someone can make the world laugh, without using one " cuss " word.
    Thank you, you were amazing!

  • @lydiakaiser5605
    @lydiakaiser5605 3 года назад +21

    When something’s funny I usually think “that’s funny” but rarely lol. I was losing it with this guy. This is what’s missing in today’s humor where everyone’s afraid of offending. I have a new fav in Joe.

  • @summerd7668
    @summerd7668 3 года назад +28

    Dear Joe Deuce,
    THANK YOU!! You are now officially my new favorite comic. Today especially, I really needed a laugh and you had me rolling. I am definitely sharing this with everyone I know. Thank you again for bringing me so much joy and for all the laughs. Anyone who knows you in real life (mostly your daughter)is so very lucky to have you in their life. I wish you all the support and success you deserve.

  • @judyhead3502
    @judyhead3502 3 года назад +41

    Watching at 2:00 a.m. couldn't sleep, laughed my arse off, now wide awake but happy. Funny, funny guy!

  • @HCEllwine
    @HCEllwine 3 года назад +22

    "No. I am just being serious." I DIED!! LMFAO

  • @gljtiamo
    @gljtiamo 3 года назад +218

    This guy had me laughing out loud in random fits of giggles...all by myself.... as I walked down the street with my earbuds in. And it was just dark enough out that Im pretty sure no one around me saw any earbuds.
    I wouldn't be surprised if someone hurried their kids past me & whispered "Just walk past her quick and don't make eye contact"😂😂😂

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 3 года назад +7

      I’m home alone and the Amish policeman has now made the dog really concerned for me…I got the giggles, was genuinely lol’ling and the dog’s like,”You okay there? Okay then…”

    • @tonisanson7159
      @tonisanson7159 3 года назад +6

      Yup..had me thinking bout self hiemlick maneuver as I ate my pb&j. Was laughing enough to choke. Woulda died happy!!

    • @NeonfxGraphics
      @NeonfxGraphics 2 года назад +2

      Haha 😂 that happens so often for me xD

    • @asakidesigns
      @asakidesigns 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 2 года назад +3

      @@tonisanson7159 you were eating pbj while watching this too?! Lmfao

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 года назад +111

    Joe is hilarious. I His material is fresh and funny. I could have watched for another hour. His timing is perfect and that cute little face he makes is priceless.

  • @dewoynesmith
    @dewoynesmith 3 года назад +137

    I really enjoyed this one, he was so funny. Dry Bar please bring him back 👏👏👏

  • @r.f.pennington746
    @r.f.pennington746 7 месяцев назад +3

    I usually have Dry Bar on in the background while doing other stuff. HOWEVER... when I heard 'Negrotaurs' this guy had me for the remainder of the video. Funniest thing I've heard in months!

  • @aprilgilbert1589
    @aprilgilbert1589 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 7 месяцев назад +4

    This fellow was one of the best on Drybar! So glad I clicked!

  • @AlbionRising
    @AlbionRising 3 года назад +92

    OMG HES HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂 "as the butter churns" lost it haha

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 3 года назад +6

      Turning the light switch on and off .... That cracked me up..
      🤣 💡💡💡

    • @bar-jean
      @bar-jean 3 года назад

      He's pretty darn hilarious!!

  • @andreamalone5889
    @andreamalone5889 3 года назад +99

    Ok. I had to pause this video to make this comment. " We didn't say nothing when y'all changed Jesus", made me choke on my tea!! I'm going to check out some more of your comedy!!🤭💋@JoeDeuces.

    • @beneficentnature9356
      @beneficentnature9356 2 года назад

      But that's currently the majority of the argument in regards to criticizing Christianity... "Jesus was black, etc."

    • @andreamalone5889
      @andreamalone5889 2 года назад +3

      @@beneficentnature9356 Are you trying to make some sort of point? I'm NOT being difficult, I just don't understand your comment, I guess.

    • @carrickdubya4765
      @carrickdubya4765 2 года назад +2

      @@andreamalone5889 I understood Joe Deuce was talking about an anglo like Robert Powell doing the role in 1977 Jesus of Nazareth that was meant for someone of Jewish descent. Not sure why anyone would think anything else.

    • @andreamalone5889
      @andreamalone5889 2 года назад +2

      @@carrickdubya4765 ok

    • @rowenatucker7983
      @rowenatucker7983 2 года назад +3

      ...and "He looked like a Bee Gee...." lol Rowena

  • @judykoeppelswas8231
    @judykoeppelswas8231 2 года назад +3

    Protective cover!! Fantastic. Thank you.

    • @judykoeppelswas8231
      @judykoeppelswas8231 2 года назад

      P.S. I want to watch tv with your wife "…….my favorite shows too.

  • @saycibon
    @saycibon 3 года назад +34

    This guy is a funny dude -- I giggled often. Keep going, Joe! Look forward to more from you.

  • @robertmueller5843
    @robertmueller5843 2 года назад +2

    First time seeing this young man. He is absolutely fantastic!! Blessings to you, Joe!! You are a joy!!

  • @kimberlyrobinson8751
    @kimberlyrobinson8751 2 года назад +5

    This was absolutely fantastic

  • @nikki2Kayz
    @nikki2Kayz 3 года назад +62

    this dude, rocks! I love every single joke! Fantastic delivery! Right on! Nice Gem here!💎💖😁

  • @YoungWarZ66
    @YoungWarZ66 3 года назад +26

    "Simultaneously my dumbest joke and my favorite " what a feeling

  • @mkhuntstreasure3192
    @mkhuntstreasure3192 3 года назад +39

    Very funny, one of the best, his timing is impeccable!

  • @JessNova
    @JessNova 2 года назад +5

    My favorite comedian I’ve seen on here in quite a while! Would love to see more from him!

  • @SBryant314
    @SBryant314 3 года назад +6

    LMFAO... that "wait til your daddy gets home" joke stumped me for a second... thankful for the break while I caught on, then laughed so fricken hard

  • @cherie6970
    @cherie6970 2 года назад +4

    I just Loved this show! 😍 So Clever,and Refreshing jokes! Especially considering the city,+ audience members. I thought he was Perfect! 💚😁👍🌹

  • @ibleebinU
    @ibleebinU 2 года назад +5

    Excellent material. This guy made my night!

  • @nooceluap7760
    @nooceluap7760 3 года назад +21

    30 minutes VERY Well spent - This man is so funny.

  • @LaughingVenus
    @LaughingVenus 3 года назад +7

    Not just a comedian - a truly funny person! He had me rolling on the floor hollering!!!

  • @OceanLove
    @OceanLove 3 года назад +24

    Carpet square made me laugh so hard!

  • @ccm42281
    @ccm42281 3 года назад +8

    Man I am NOT lying! This man had me in TEARS! The way he said HONK ITS TINAS BDAY just sent me!

  • @kathykeller1552
    @kathykeller1552 3 года назад +23

    I rarely watch comedians’ entire sets because I don’t find most that funny. “BUT”, (🤪) I watched this guy’s entire routine. Yea if I’m not engaged in the very beginning, I bail. He was hilarious. Would love to see more of him. VERY creative comedy and delivery was on point.

  • @tammybukowski9509
    @tammybukowski9509 3 года назад +18

    Hilarious!! But the dimples are killing me😄 too cute

  • @Hyperbolic_G
    @Hyperbolic_G 3 года назад +14

    I usually let dry bar videos autoplay and laugh a bit. This dude was absolutely hilarious

  • @dwofeg
    @dwofeg 3 года назад +36

    Very funny! The Amish cop rubbing his feet on a carpet square had me laughing out loud. 😂

    • @britt.any_time
      @britt.any_time 3 года назад +5

      me too 😆 it's like it was instantly hilarious but he said it so calmly and non-chalantly ~ it was like the gift that kept giving bc i laughed for a g00d 5 minutes lmfao

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy 2 года назад +4

    Joe if you ever read this, God bless you Sir… This is one the greatest DryBar set ever, great comedy Sir, Props!

  • @Livingthedreaminparadise
    @Livingthedreaminparadise 3 года назад +14

    That roots bit had me going...😂🤣😅I loved reading rainbow..

  • @timogden3603
    @timogden3603 3 года назад +29

    Very well done sir. You push the envelope but you keep it in bounds. You are creative and entertaining. You kept my attention and interest the whole set. Very funny and easy to watch. Please bring more material. Loved it.

    • @CodytheSkydiver
      @CodytheSkydiver 2 года назад +1

      Went to same high school with Deuce and grew up playing bball with him. He’s always been hilarious

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy 2 года назад +10

    “He was kinda like the McRib” 😂🤦‍♂️🤣💯

  • @janjanssen9629
    @janjanssen9629 3 года назад +13

    From beginning till end just awesome…

  • @ehrichweiss
    @ehrichweiss 2 года назад +1

    Joe's a local. When he opened for Brad Williams he embarrassed the hell out of my son(he loved it though). He had the crowd crying from laughing so hard. That made Brad's set even better. He's a great guy too. Been following him for years.

  • @yup_its_ME.512
    @yup_its_ME.512 2 года назад +6

    great set!
    Also, his background is hilariously spot on about his wrinkled shirt! 🤣🤣 I was listening to him then tuned in to the video and laughed way to hard!!

  • @richardfuentes3014
    @richardfuentes3014 3 года назад +38

    This guy is outstanding!

  • @donnabridges7675
    @donnabridges7675 3 года назад +18

    DEFINITELY need him in more specials!!

  • @debbiegoble9836
    @debbiegoble9836 2 года назад +1

    You were awesome can I keep you. All the jokes were funny, your face was priceless, so many good jokes. Great.

  • @skyebynes612
    @skyebynes612 3 года назад +6

    This guy is GREAT!! Can't wait to see what the future holds for you!!

  • @davypig571
    @davypig571 2 года назад +4

    Much more please. I love his humor especially when pointing out nonsense or stupidity.

  • @shelbywilkerson235
    @shelbywilkerson235 3 года назад +10

    Wow! I needed these laughs...tummy hurts.

  • @mr.tracygilley2562
    @mr.tracygilley2562 3 года назад +11

    Best comic I’ve seen in a looong time ! God bless

  • @DennyBlessedDCT
    @DennyBlessedDCT 3 года назад +6

    Wow, great set! Impeccable timing, great subject matter, funny from start to finish!😂👍 The 30 minutes flew by! I could've listened for another 30 easy!👏👏👏👏

  • @anandshakti1
    @anandshakti1 2 года назад +1

    What a delightful, funny and articulate man- real life stories with a great sense of humor- thanks for this

  • @barrett5540
    @barrett5540 3 года назад +12

    Joe Deuce! You are hilarious 🤣
    I totally enjoyed your comedy!
    I will be looking to watch you again soon!!!! Just a blast you are! Thank You 🙋‍♀️💕😆😆😂😂

  • @DartWinger
    @DartWinger 3 года назад +18

    Joe is freaking awesome!!! Haven't laughed that hard in a good while!!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +14

    Although Dry Bar features quite a few comedians in stable relationships, hearing another performer say how much they love their significant other is as refreshing as ever. Dry Bar comedian: “I love my spouse/significant other” Mainstream comedian: “My kids drive me crazy; I have an ex; alimony, alimony, child support, I’m broke, ha-ha”

    • @KaydeneJ
      @KaydeneJ 6 месяцев назад +2

      I went to college w/him and his wife (gf back then). He's a cool guy.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +11

    Amish Girls Gone Wild: hitchhiking in a handsome guy’s buggy; staying up in a barn after midnight, dancing; attending a Hutterite potluck

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 3 года назад +15

    I'm screaming out loud. The instagram joke took me out. Mighty funny!

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 3 года назад +10

    When people tell me there aren't any funny racist jokes, they haven't heard this guy - they're the best kind! just funny all around human

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 2 года назад +3

      Racial, not racist.

  • @timg3679
    @timg3679 2 года назад +8

    "Wait until your dad comes home" such a savage joke

  • @catc6050
    @catc6050 2 года назад +7

    This is, hands down, my absolute favorite drybar ever!! I love he said about his dad "its either him or Ice T" cuz it was moments after I was saying he kinda looks like Ice T 🤣🤣🤣 I honestly never stopped laughing the whole 30min!

  • @sallykauth2115
    @sallykauth2115 3 года назад +14

    He is so talented. I love his humor!!

  • @hearthrob300
    @hearthrob300 3 года назад +62

    He does have a slight resemblance of Ice-T for real.

    • @KattMurr
      @KattMurr 2 года назад +3

      Both of them have adorable dimples!! Lol...

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 2 года назад +5

      Ikr I said that the second I saw him. He kinda looks like a younger Ice T. Obviously when he said he might be his dad, I absolutely lost it. I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought that lol

    • @imachristian1324
      @imachristian1324 2 года назад +2

      I thought so too..Handsome and very funny fella.

    • @buickregal83
      @buickregal83 7 дней назад

      Me too 🤣

  • @research4lifee
    @research4lifee 3 года назад +11

    I appreciate this guy, he's genuinely funny, cant say that for all comedians .....

  • @IanRob2011
    @IanRob2011 3 года назад +11

    Loved this set. Thank you

  • @pennilesswriter1556
    @pennilesswriter1556 3 года назад +11

    "Little Mermaid in a swim cap" had me dying. That's for real lol

  • @campmackoutdooreducation7378
    @campmackoutdooreducation7378 3 года назад +16

    One of the best comedians I've heard on here! I never laugh and I found myself doing so during his set!

  • @micheleholter6537
    @micheleholter6537 3 года назад +9

    more! Hes hilarious!!! Very funny!!

  • @joyceibanez8207
    @joyceibanez8207 Месяц назад +1

    This Man is absolutely the best. AND, might I add he has beautful dimples. Now I know his dimples are not part of the act, but I just had to mention them. 😊

  • @ElevatedUnderground
    @ElevatedUnderground 3 года назад +5

    that was incredible bro!!! Lets Goooooo!!!!

  • @sarahclarke3093
    @sarahclarke3093 3 года назад +83

    Constant laughter. Side note: shouldn't eat soup listening to this. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Curt100
    @Curt100 3 года назад +34

    Definitely a funny dude. I enjoyed this!

  • @leewhite6008
    @leewhite6008 2 года назад +2

    Sophisticated with impeccable timing 👏🏿

  • @juliblued
    @juliblued 3 года назад +39

    This guy is awesome. Give him a talk show or a movie.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +10

    The buggy cop is just as funny as one on a bike. Jeff Dunham’s sidekick, Walter, shared this joke: .“ ‘Pull over! * Ching-ching! *’ What do they do, when they arrest somebody? ‘All right, in the basket.’ “

  • @OttomanWarriorWoman
    @OttomanWarriorWoman 3 года назад +19

    He's hilarious & brilliant. Loved the Ice T joke. His whole set was funny.

  • @grandmajeanetteleece839
    @grandmajeanetteleece839 2 года назад +1

    LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS JOE DEUCE!!!

  • @zacharywissinger3996
    @zacharywissinger3996 3 года назад +22

    Hilarious, witty, and great delivery. Hope to see more.

  • @l.a.w.79
    @l.a.w.79 3 года назад +15

    I laughed aloud sooooo many times! “A Hindu boy in a YOLO shirt!” Omygosh!!! I could picture the drive in Indianapolis and women and cold feet...Great set!!! ...and I’ve read an Amish romance novel. 😛

  • @taraodell2067
    @taraodell2067 2 года назад +1

    LOL..."carpet square"........ Priceless!!!

  • @SadelovesJesus
    @SadelovesJesus 2 года назад +2

    Omgoshhh the Amish takes joke almost killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianetaylor6508
    @dianetaylor6508 2 года назад +1

    He was just wonderful and very very funny. Hope to see more of him

  • @sorrito7
    @sorrito7 3 года назад +14

    Lol I gotta show this one to my wife. Great clean comedy.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +8

    The last point about JC was hilarious and on-point. Now, He really is the best of both worlds

  • @jantruitt9241
    @jantruitt9241 3 года назад +12

    This man is funny! Thank you Sir for showing us that we are weird and always will probably be weird!

  • @michellpierce7208
    @michellpierce7208 3 года назад +84

    This guy is hilarious and that lived in Ohio near a lot of Amish so his Amish jokes were hilarious

    • @GaidaEvenheart
      @GaidaEvenheart 3 года назад +4

      No sense in typing the same thing. Agreed!! 😆

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 года назад +2

      I live in the Ohio county 3rd highest in Amish population- this guy gets it so correct. Next time you leave the Bluegrass state we' d love to have you!
      And incidently, I can top your Black Granny- my Grandma collected Funeral flyers, those things they give out at the Funeral Home, people that weren't even related to us, didnt.make no never mind. Suspect she felt it was her calling, to be a professional mourner, her, the clergyman and the pallbearers were there. And 2 guesses who she left the bushel basket to, the older cousins got silverware, dishes, cake plates etc.

    • @bobpaulino4714
      @bobpaulino4714 3 года назад

      I travelled working on industrial and institutional heating and cooling equipment. Did a lot of work in Amish areas. One of the maintenance men for a school system was also an auxiliary deputy.
      Some of his stories were, if I hadn't know of his integrity, frankly, unbelievable. A couple of breakfasts or lunches with him and you'd have comedy material for years --- ie., you can't pull over a speeding buggy using your siren -- escalates a traffic stop into a chase !

  • @PurnceNMe
    @PurnceNMe 2 года назад +6

    I’ve been listening to Joe tell jokes since we were in college together! Hilarious!

  • @trandom2083
    @trandom2083 2 года назад +2

    This guy has a great attitude about life and it shines through Great comedy

  • @bimiup1
    @bimiup1 2 года назад +5

    Joe is smart and creative and so so funny!

  • @KManwarren
    @KManwarren 2 года назад +1

    Happy Birthday, Tina!

  • @MagaMom
    @MagaMom 3 года назад +16

    I never seen this guy. Joe is great. So hysterical. So funny

  • @valoryj5603
    @valoryj5603 3 года назад +8

    Yup, worth a watch, my face hurts from laughing. And the Grandma and Instagram joke, I laughed so loud the dog looked at me.

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 3 года назад +7

    "Amish girl in untied bonnet because that's provocative..." He's too funny to watch at night when everyone else is asleep.

  • @LeoBurca
    @LeoBurca 2 года назад

    Super talented comedian, he delivers the jokes with so much confidence and ease. 👏👏

  • @ayristamiller2019
    @ayristamiller2019 2 года назад +3

    You are absolutely hilarious sir, your set had me laughing hysterically from beginning to end. Loved it so much ♥️

  • @marshalbaek5580
    @marshalbaek5580 2 года назад +1

    Outstanding set

  • @ocean-simonedabney7473
    @ocean-simonedabney7473 2 года назад

    PLEASE Bring Him BACK.. . .HILARIOUS!!!!!!😂😂😂😂.

  • @TheodoreSchnell
    @TheodoreSchnell 3 года назад +8

    This dude is fantastic!

  • @faithm9284
    @faithm9284 3 года назад +13

    So much fun and great timing!

  • @brandiallen6324
    @brandiallen6324 3 года назад +7

    THE AMISH TASER ⚡ 😂 also I'm literally from where he's talking about in Tennessee ❤️

  • @Mickkie
    @Mickkie Месяц назад +1

    He was good👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽