Get to Know Nikki Glaser in Eight Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
- Get to know Nikki Glaser through her jokes about sex, not wanting kids and getting her ex to say, “I love you.”
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If you saw any of her stuff during COVID when she moved back into her parent's home, you realized what a nice woman she is. Beautiful and sweet, with just a very twisted sense of humor. Can't help but love her.
Is this the Jim Davis from SWFL? The Jim with horses that used to be on the mounted patrol that I used to ride four wheelers and shoot guns/hunt with???? Probably although that’d be super cool…
A beautiful woman that loves d*ck.
@@Cornpops_Revenge No, its the Garfield artist. 🙄🤣😂🤔🤦♂️🤷♂️
There's only two Jim Davises. I feel like it could be either one.
I recently watched that series, wish it went on for more than one season, but yes, it was very enlightening. Just a normal person. She has always said that she looks like a man with no makeup. I found her quite attractive with the no make up thing. The relationship she has with her parents, man, she just came across as a normal person, beautiful inside and out (I'm sure she can make a joke out of that) We got to see her sister, and it's true, her sister is a beauty, but nothing like her. Professionally, she of course can be so very dirty, that's her shtick, But her roasting persona is very different, and man, she's brutal. Her comedic timing is amongst the best that has ever done it
She's a keeper. LOL
She sure is
Love this girl in my top 10 comedians easily . Smart, hilarious in a odd way , obviously writes hard great delivery timing so on and yes easy on the eyes . 👍🤘
Nikki is fucking awesome, she is really funny
Yay, this is exactly what I needed after a lifetime of seeing this as a serious topic
That's what Adult Friend Finder was for.
She writes great jokes and is killer at the roasts
Fruit Ninja - pomegranate - 100% accurate.
I miss Nikki's show on Comedy Central! She's on a lot of podcasts at least. Love ya Nikki. The grandma tooth jokes 🦷🤣
"I took back the night" dying
I love you Nikki. You're hilarious.
The new special of hers is her best yet. It's free here on YT somewhere
She’s brilliant! Thumbs up!
Nikki Glaser is a legend. 🤘🥃
She turned KU sorority mentality into a career. Go, Jayhawks!
She's my favorite Lady comic at the moment I wish you'd come to Rochester Minnesota there's a small club.
Oh, gee, she's makin' me want some NOW!!😀😃
Imagine dating her ? You’d never stop laughing 😂 ❤️
Or never stop doing some other things!😜
Or dry humping.
In other routines of hers she describes her Volvo as a "hastily-packed suitcase". Hahaha... She is a rare individual.
Yeah you probably never get old. TuneIn her up you know because she needs that kind of🎉🎉🎉❤😮
I love Nikki! Wish I could meet her doppelganger 😜
Good job thanks todd
'"Ok, so that's how I'm gonna go, then..." lol
Always new material for the standup 🙂 She's going places 🙂
Love you
She is pretty and amazing!!!
Her realism and honesty makes her even more funny.
lol
I think I love Nikki. I literally laughed out loud.
That first line polarized like 50% of people lol
Hilarious
too funny
honestly you could probably get to know her in one joke.
to quote philosopher Cartman - ''You just have to say ''my vagina'' a lot'' 🙃
Love her ❤️
Highly recommend Drybar.
Nikki is by far my favorite female comedian.
Wife material for sure because she keeps it real.
uh?
She's hilarious
She is so pretty
One of the hottest comics ever ..... and she can tell great jokes too!!!
She is a great way to increase my vocabulary.
She's, like, great, and, like, funny, and, like, good looking, and her material is, like, top notch, and her observations are, like, spot on. I really, like, like her, and thinks she's, like, really hilarious!
Enjoy and don't count the "likes".
She pretty fracking funny
I like green
My favorite female comedian
funny girl
"Like" drinking game....I'm DOA
I like your lines you have great stand up
She looks great standing up, too. Those legs!
Woman comedians and sex jokes, didn't see that coming.
Get used to not seeing women coming.
thanks for telling guy jokes and being a pretty girl!!!
Such an amazing comic!!!!
She is the funniest woman alive!!
Bit harsh on every other woman on the planet there tbh.
@@TubeEamo fair enough. Funniest celebrity female comedian that I know of. Good?
Not sure if she is perfect or a complete head melter
Say no
Nice game, drink a shoot every time she said like
What is a shoot? 😅
Shot 😂
GIVE YOU A LIKE for saying LIKE! , Like 58 times in like the first 60 seconds!! : )
If the nickname for RICHARD doesn't get bleeped, then .......... well, it's in the lexicon folks. GTF over it lol ;)
This girl I knew, her mom was able to tell based on when she had her kid that she had bailed on her little brother's birthday party to go bang lol.
At least the little brother got another sibling to play with lol.
Wow, the rare female comic who is actually funny. Like, seriously funny. I'm sold!
Shhh
There's nothing like an unkempt suitcase.
*hastily packed suitcase
Big mouth 😂👆
Is there a laugh track on this?
For real lmao
I mean the opposite of lmao of course
Hilarious and hot :)
She’s warming up……
Boop
Your gangster
you know her stuff is good when you try to picture her doing standup as a fat chick but u still laugh
This is some of the funniest s*** I've seen since Anthony Jeselnik.
you are so funny and so beautiful
How can you not love Nikki Glazer- Brilliant material, great in live interviews, always on her game, soooo funny, and a bonus that she is so hot too.
She has hundreds of likes... in her monologue 😭
She’s hot Reminds me of Joan Rivers. Never cared for JR
Her roasts are awesome! Her standup is just the typical female "sex.....sex....weird.....my vagina....my boyfriend....sex". It's kind of sad b/c she is pretty funny in general. She's great on stuff like Conan too. Just has bad material.
Amber should be a comedian just to pay off what she owes Johnny. Everyone knows she has the mouth for it 💋
A 9 Million Dollars movie 🍿 🍿 🍿 💥 💩 💥🤕
he was wrong and unprofessional but I respect that he didn't arrest the kid and further more that he came back and apologized he should not have been fired. but you know, police are confused. they will say he did nothing wrong if he shot someone but if the cop dose no bodily harm to the person he is fired on the spot.
Only female comedian that can be so crude and cute about it at the same time!
Love her!
Not bad. I can see her getting funnier over time.
She is at her best when at celebrity Roasts. Look for her roasting Blake Griffin. She murders the stage.
#dormíempiernado
Knowing I did that math before ever hearing that set...anyone else figure out their mom was chitty chitty bang banging their dad hard following his birthday...? 👋 All I can say is thank God I was planned, I guess?
Anyone ever think about how weird it would be to be like "OH YEAH LETS MAKE A FUCKING HUMAN!!"
when i was usaf in the '80's we also called porn "training videos."
When do the jokes start?
Funny, bright, real, pretty, and great legs. What’s not to like.
those legs are so sexy
Her skirt is too long.
Every like take a shot to the head
She must own a sawmill. She produces alot of lumber in my pantaloons!
She was funny and topical before Amy Schumer tried to copy her act. Plus she's good at roasts.
Female comedian = 99.9% jokes about sex
Pity about all the edits in this video.
Sad.......🥱
2 in and it's a NOPE.
Not clever.....just dirty. There's a difference
Is this comedy?
Yes is Comedy is this your final question
8-22-2022 - - - I'll bet dating her would be a nightmare. 👂
Face of an angel. Mouth of a 304, along with all other body parts.
teeth make it fun
Beginning " of monologe dirty but relatable.
THEN she goes off the rails with unfunny, gratuitous filth. I feel like I need a bath.
Oh cool. Another Amy Schumer…
That’s what the world needed.
FFS. Can female comics be funny without saying “my vagina” every other sentence?!?
I agree. Her material gets old pretty quickly.
She cannot say one sentence without putting the word LIKE in t!
California
Yes. Quite sad.
Hyper critical. Speech police much?
I'm pretty critical and hadn't noticed. I guess I'm a bit smitten/distracted by her sexy legs and her beauty. That'll do it every time 😊
Have to be clever to be THAT funny.
I’d like to see her jokes not about sex. She’s funny & hot, but needs to branch out.
Turkey more than likely bring me a plate of the Christmas dinner or Thanksgiving dick turkey dinner I came home and they was that they're waiting on me to get home and and from work and I just took the turkey up stuff it in the fridge or freezer in the fridge I didn't get it senior cat it had me eye drops but anyhow anyhow everybody have a good one
WTF did you just say? There wasn't any punctuation, just one loooong sentence.
When do I laugh?
When you look in the mirror.
4:26 was clever & pretty funny
sometime after you gain a sense of humor
First you need a sense of humor
When you watch Chappelle. He's actually funny. This broad.................................nah.
move along folks, nothing to see here.