The Best of: Iliza Shlesinger
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Iliza Shlesinger, the winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing in 2008, brings her fresh and hilarious perspective to the stage in her stand-up special, "Frozen Hot." With her signature energy and wit, Iliza delves into the fascinating world of differences between men and women, offering a comedic take on the unique challenges and experiences that come with navigating relationships in the modern age.
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From the requirements of obtaining a "girl card" to the amusing consequences of men daring to "go out with their friends," Iliza leaves no stone unturned in her quest for laughter. She also tackles the often-overlooked truth about dating after the age of 30, providing a relatable and side-splitting perspective on the trials and tribulations of finding love later in life. With her infectious energy and razor-sharp observations, Iliza Shlesinger delivers an insanely funny stand-up performance that will have you laughing uncontrollably from start to finish. Don't miss this must-see special from one of the most talented comedians in the game today.
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What is your favorite Iliza joke?
Probably the whole Party Goblin sequence. I don't drink, but I have a lot of friends who do, and that whole sequence sounds so, SO familiar...
This ain’t makeup sweet heart it’s war paint LET’S MAKE A BABY 🤣
We aren't in the middle of heart surgery 😂 and if a guy says his stuff will get backed up...uh nah bruh, it gets absorbed back into your body. Men with vasectomies aren't exploding all over town LOL so go take a hike
All of them
"What's a garter?" The whole speech about the garter is the fucking greatest.
if you tell a guy you like coreographing naked cheerleader routines you are already married before you tell him the rest
Even if
She had me 30 seconds in.
Yeah, women don’t realize how weird guys are. Those are the types of hobbies we like to hear about. 😂
The vanilla spray on the pillow is GENIUS
Her delivery during the flight boarding bit was epic, reminds me of Carlin. Just boom boom boom. And that goat noise she makes gets me every time.
13:48. That's a pretty good Predator noise.
Her mind must be fucked up to come up with these - Oh my god I luv her. hahaha
And we're just as fucked up for loving it! 😂
One (if not the) best standup female artist for quite a while now.
oh she is marvellous! I LOVE the bit with cute Blanche. God bless the pair if them.
A very high energy gal and endlessly entertaining
Iliza is funny as hell and easy on the eyes!
Yea shes awesome, shes' got 4 specials on netflix i watch on repeat ever few months
Iliza can quicken her speaking-pace to "very fast". That's the icing on her Comedy Cake.
I was raised by a psycho woman who literally blew up her X's conversion van.
Today we call her Grandma 🧨🧨 Dynamite.😁
She's got a bit of Carlin flow to her rants .
Please don’t insult Carlin like that. She is more like Dane Cook.
@@mitchcortez2713 Yeah I was like, er NO. Carlin’s Cadence is unmatched as he actually has a radio background.
This is my cat, brilliant.
Damn girl you are funny as s*** I'm not just found this it popped up but I'm not regretting it all I'm going to look for you in the future
This isn't make up its war paint let's make a baby 🤣
What do you do for fun? -Nothing.
I don’t even like dogs, but damn, those eyes! 🥰
Just for the record: I know not every girl around my age liked hiking, but I also do not like hiking lol
Blanche nearly stole the show. 😁🤣😅
Oh man, loved that Nazi/airline worker reference! Might use that with the next rude airline worker. 😄
You are so dam funny and right on the money
hahahahaaaa this is hilarious. Hiking haha hiking
Omfg this cracked me up so bad. The dog.... fuk.
I've been so depressed lately and not been able to laugh. This made me laugh so hard. I love her
LOL. She is hilariously funny.
"This is my cat."
Awesomeness
3:26
Yep!
That dog ad thing is for folk that can't say NO!
So good
I lurve this woman!!👻
I hate when people do embarassing things to animals for entertainment. Let them have their dignity for Chrissake
I really dont like hiking
this audience sleptt on the charlotte's web reference
🐕not this agai n!😒🤣🤣🤣
but I do love hiking!🤔😥
That dog must be so confused
She got the hiking thing dead on. Almost all the online dating profiles I've seen say "I like traveling and hiking". Yes, you travel to and from places, and while doing that you are technically "hiking". Very creative
Those of us who live in Idaho hike every weekend and yes we have hiking poles
But tormenting dogs is cool
@@eskylover65 do you like to torment dogs? Your name suggests it
@@HyperactiveNeuron What are you talking about?
As a person that walks a 5k every day. And plans a 4hr off the street “hike” on the weekend, i must say; a lot of people call themselves hikers, but little are.
Most of the time when I see a dog wearing that "please kill me" expression, it's because their owner has dressed them up in some ridiculous outfit...
I love the energy and pace of her presentation--the way she incorporates physicality and vocalizations, along with the pacing. One of my favorite comics, and I can't believe I'd completely missed her until just a few months ago.
You worded all my feelings!
Ditto. How did I not find her before now ??
If this is her best set, she is less than the cm punk of standup. Not to mention how out of touch she truly is......
She’s up there on the rankings in MO
She's not going to see this and hook up with you bro
"You're really gunna leave it like this?" - said every guy ever 🤣
Her goat noise shows up in every show and it kills me.
The delivery is pure fire. Laugh my ass off every time. The demonic noises add the perfect amount of Satan to her jokes. 🙃
Blanche looks like she can understand every word, it's all true, and she's deeply embarrassed.
She makes sense..a lot of sense
💯💯💯💯
You youngsters need to really go hiking sometime. I grew up in Colorado where dates consisted of going on hikes. Y'all are missing out. 😼
When she does those long winded "monologues" she reminds of the great George Carlin. She's so good.
Airport Boarding....
a masterpiece of stream of consciousness physicality.
That is the saddest dog I've ever seen and I'm talking ever but I have never laughed so hard either 😂😂
I didn't laugh at the dog jokes, it made me hurt. But the dog was well trained and cute, yes. I had hoped that Iliza would caress it in the way you caress a dog and support the back better, but no, she didn't. Anyway it was clearly a good dog, and well kept.
Funny thing about the war paint bit, makeup is derived from war paint. Women put on makeup to get guys; it's their war paint.
What about women that wear actual war paint?
There’s a school of thought that makeup was medicinal in Egyptian society and became fashionable.
She’s not funny at all. Mind numbing nonsense
The thing about something being so cute you want to hurt it is an actual phenomenon called "cute aggression." It's when you see something cute and small and it sends all this love hormone coursing through your body, then your brain counteracts that with testosterone so you can protect it if need be.
Thank you for explaining!
It's called mental illness. Should probably get that checked out.
Amy Schumer should take notes it’s not about the gender it’s about having the brain to write some Funny material.
"Lobster is the sexual contract from the sea"
That joke gets me everytime 😂
I love how real she is! lol! xD
The reincarnation of George Carlin.
Keep it up.
I have watched this video countless times. I love Iliza, she is a comic genius. Whenever I want a lift and need some laughs, I watch this again.
The sign of a true comic genius is never getting tired of their routines. She is a blessing to this world.
haha the dog bit was brilliant and so cute
It doesn't get better for my money than Iliza and Taylor Tomlinson.
Same. Love Taylor Tomlinson!
@@honorewife they both have the same kind of attitude. Fast-paced, engaging and just raunchy enough to be funny. Their delivery is bar none and their memorization of the material is on par with Carlin, particularly Iliza. Genuine comedy.
Why is the video not 0:00 long?
"This is war paint let's make a baby"😂
I don't see how she talks so fast without messing up.
She remembers the script.
That or she’s good at talking fast like some fastest talkers in history & auctioneers (the people that talk fast).
Must be from the northeast... new York and Mass girl myself. It's in our DNA or some shit
I really respect that she works in serious points during her set without being condescending or offensive. Like when she makes a joke about nipple tassels she adds this side bar: I am the woman who has said and will always say that you can wear whatever you want, and that does not give a man the right to touch you. No always means no. ♀️❗
Oh shut up
That's because she isn't in to sex with men so she feels funny talking about it.
@@jeanponce2017 Sure, Jean. I'm sure all those specials & books about sex & dating were a total fluke that you happened to miss.
@@its-MK...
No those are just what drove her to be her way now
Just looked up Ms Shlesinger's standup after a friend urged me to. He was certain that I would like her. As it turns out, however, she is breathtakingly unfunny. Such a disappointment.
I just found her today, She is so funny, Her jokes are so on point! Lmfao
Hilarious, smart and gorgeous. The perfect woman☺️
Hell, I would buy her lobster...if I don't get crabs!
The bear part aged nicely 😅😏
She's the hottest female comedian I have ever seen ❤️😍
This woman she just kills it she cracks me up she is so funny thank you so much it's good to laugh
I dont get it. Like if she funny then Im from totally not from this planet. Most of th time I tried to understand what she talkin about. And it s not first female "comedian" I dont get 100% of things they say honestly.
@@jakubviskup977 Yeah, you're probably not from this planet cause there is a whole comment section talking about the jokes but you dont even understand what she's talking about
I went hiking w a date, a guy wearing full length snakeskin coat,.snakeskin pants, and snakeskin cowboy boots while carrying a 6 pack and smokes in the other arm. Don't think he planned to come down the mountain
She’s my anger translator! 🥰🥰🥰
This lady is the best standup comedy since like forever.
Slow down lol
@@HeSoKlutch_84 She is not even remotely funny. A requirement for standup.
Dear liza,
It could be that the women you know really can't tell the truth, if they want a relationship.
But everything they achieve by lying will turn out to be disappointments and divorce.
Not all women are like that, there are many women who, if they found the man who really suits them, they could tell him the truth about themselves.
I love her so much 😂😻😀
I want to try and like her set but it’s mediocre at best. Couldn’t make it past that boarding bit. So many others have done that better.
I like to go eat food and go to random towns to find different places that make nice pies and good coffees. :')
Try going to pie town in New Mexico.
I think you are so beautiful, down to earth and intellically sound. Thank you for being a voice for women.
Thumbs up for that beautiful blanche dog
Iliza is so refreshingly unique you'd think she's a different species. And she's quite beautiful ☺ What a finish? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IS she by chance the daughter or Eminem?
My best, most enlightening experience re learning @ women: I was lucky enough to be backstage at a beauty pageant. Sister-in-law was in it. Even the lobby of the hotel was brutal. These young women (and their mothers) were absolute killers, ready to rip the faces of each other. Made cheerleaders look like playful children. Was hilarious. And scary.
Feminine women do not compete. Pageantry is masculine in nature. They may look like the epitome of femininity but it's just a veneer❤
Iliza, Your airline bit, was right on. The airlines don’t want you to fly, and they let you know it everyday.
She's got that Jennifer Aniston thing going on. Very beautiful 😍
Brilliant. So talented and natural. Bravo!!!!
she could say f****** anything with that mocking voice and walk and itd be funny 😆🤣
She is confident AF
She is hilarious and one of the most gorgeous people I have ever seen.
The ending was hilarious AF! When Iliza says, oh I gotta leave. The dudes like you're going leave it like this. Iliza states. " I ain't a doctor, but it's not heart surgery. But walk it off champ!"
Savagely funny!
Hiking is what a man does to get to where his fishing spot is or where his tree stand/shoot house is…. men do not hike to hike, we hike to get to where we obtain wild meat. And FYI, city males do not hike or know how to get wild meat.
Key n peele did the joke in sketch form about how messed up it is waiting for the passengers who board a plane first even if you're first class.
I wonder if liza is aware 🤔? regardless they both hilarious 😂
She nailed it. My brother married a girl that said hiking. She couldn’t walk to the end of the block.
This is terrible
I love that she exists, she's such an interesting person
She's funny but honestly when she made her dog part of the act I lost interest. No idea if that's actually her dog but seriously Iliza Shlesinger do you need that public joke? I don't think you do
Poor Blanche her face was like this shiz is getting old really fast.😂😂
Love this chick 😅
Gonna see her live July 16 can’t wait
Iliza and Rogan have so much in common ....both equally not funny ....both are successful but not for their comedy...