Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon Uncut (Stand Up Comedy)
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She's married now I guess the nail salon really did their job
Deadass lol!
Can i go to that nail salon
He saw her pedicure with critul gel and fell in love.
Lol
😂😂😂
She "nailed" the accent.
I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaa niceee😂
😣😞
You did not 😂😂😂😂
She "nail" the accent😂😂😂
her asian accent is a million times better than the mexican accent and she grew up around it lmao
naomi jenkins lol right! That’s what I’m saying 😄
Her accents sounds more native, I live on a reservation. Nonetheless she Asian accent is spot on lol
naomi jenkins are you that killers sister
I think her Asian accent gives off some ASMR vibes.
YES. EXCELLENT!!!
The Nail bit is easily top 10 greatest bits of all time. Actually definitely in my top 5. Legendary.
Agreed!
i've only gotten a cpl of pedicures and I'll never go again. They suck you in with their hospitality and try to burn you when it's time to pay up.
Agreed!
YES Definitely 💯 PERCENT🌺❣️
Agree with top 5! Have to watch every time it pops into my feed LOL!
*I refuse to believe this was 11 years ago*
I know it popped up in my recommended.....
Whímsiã YT time went by too fast
oof
This was posted the year I was born
Hahh yeah
Im asian and this is 100% true. Watched like 20 times and still coming back.
Duy Luong thanks for not taking it the wrong way.
Hahah Lol! 😅🙌
Same! I saw her other bit and people were saying this was one of her best ones. As a Vietnamese-American, I wanted to check out her accent, and she "nailed" it lol
Duy Luong Im vietnamese and can’t think it’s 11 years ago
She didn’t do Mexican accent good tho, weird? Probably has more native then Mexican family
My boyfriend is Vietnamese, his mom owns a nail salon. She absolutely cracks up whenever she sees this!
You have 69 likes.
Lucky ass 😭 I bet your nails are always done lol
Roman Brooks 😂😂😂
Roman Brooks ?
Roman Brooks LMFAO! You wrong for that! It’s okay if she prefers a small noodle.
Who’s watching in 2024 and forever she’s a beautiful superstar ❤
❤
Me thanks for 10 likes I know it's not much but thanks anyways
2024 whoop whoop
Im watching in Ohio. She's super with the Nail salon and Vietnamese voice! :-))))))))
@@sara18rose365 you are so welcome 🙏
This is such an underrated comedian. And what a Vietnamese accent....so difficult to do and its flawless. Plus she's so adorable!
@Juicy Watermelon she means as a comedian i guess not the views on this particular video
@@nakaylahsmith7356 Exactly. Its not easy nailing an accent like Vietnamese. Very few non-Vietnamese can do that if they don't speak a tonal language already. Ask anyone who travels in that region and they will concur. Tonal languages are very difficult for us. She does so many things so well. Then again most female comedians just don't get the recognition they deserve and so many are so funny and get things so right. She is one of the best for sure. Plus she totally won the genetic lottery with that face. So many Hispanic women have no clue how gorgeous they are if they don't get fat.
Bob Hoskins that is not hard I can do it!!
@@godsgirl7201 just because you can do it dosent mean it isnt hard
We love her buttttttttttt after she got married... well she just stopped beingggggg funny
Who is watching this in 2019 🙆🏾♀️😂
Obviously you! And clearly brilliant talent!
Me!
Hehe me
Me
@Mistery Invisible Gabe is funny
im vietnamese and her fake vietnamese was actually decent i thought it was vietnamese for 2 seconds
shawn mendes! Same im Vietnam
Was she saying real thing near the end?
@@gomorrahhh vâng
BBQ Titties she actually said happy new year and the rest was Mumbo jumbo
She's from San Jose California, there's a large Vietnamese population there
8/24/24 and still watching her!!
I, being Vietnamese, can confirm the accent
Sounds like my mother.
Its not Vietnamese, Its Cantonese
Phuong Cao Nah, I am a Cantonese . It didn't sound like that.
Vietnamese accent but w a Chinese name. Mai ling. shrug.
And the finger pointing.
Lol I'm Vietnamese too and it sounds like my grandma. And we all know how those Asian grandmas are..😂
As soon as she started an Asian accent everyone that's been to a nail salon starts laughing. Lol.
Yep 🤣🤷♀️🤣
I've never been to one but gosh her Vietnamese accent was so on point.
Samantha Peters oh heck yes
I never been to a nail salon neither, but because Im asian, I grew up around vietnamese people too and damn does she sound exactly like one lol
Even if you've never been to one - if you've just walked past the open door of one, you know ! She had it down perfectly! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
As a Vietnamese person she was on point. I’m not offended. I don’t think she was mean about it, but some people are and thats never funny.
infallibleblue I agree . On point . Funny gal
Yeah I'm half Asian. Thai actually. She sounds like shes describing Thai or Vietnamese ladies
woOw
infusion dude my dear friend is Vietnamese and this is on point so sunny
Lol I'm Vietnamese and that is dead on 🤣🤣
15 years later. I still laugh so hard. I was a nail tech myself 😂 and Vietnamese
😂
Lol my mom works at a nail salon, We’re Asian and kinda talk like that.
Birb did u understand what she was saying at the end ?
We have to enjoy life and smile to our cultures, THIS IS USA. THANKS
DEZ MORALES, she was just mocking her; it was nonsense
Lol ur awesome for admitting it
DEZ MORALESmjjmm
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"Your finger do like dat" got me because that actually happened to me. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg me too
It got me because I do have a finger that does like that.😄
Me too, and I’m a qualified nail technician. I can’t do my own nails so I go elsewhere but I was actually told that when I know full well it doesn’t.
Right!! Me too! 🤣🤣🤣
Omg I was told “ it you nail bone”…..seriously, my “nail bone”
They love asking if “you have a boyfriend?”
T Ahn You have boyfriend? Loll its never “do you”
WestWard Pomona Gyrl Because they translate Vietnamese to English
Viet: Em (or chị) có bạn trai chưa (you have boyfriend yet?)
English: Do you have a boyfriend? Or are you on a date?
That’s why they don’t add auxiliary verbs when making such questions.
ALL THE DANM TIME !! 😅😅😆😆😆
I started going to my nail salon when I already had a boyfriend, and he went to the them the day he proposed to make sure I had my favorite artist. A few of them are even invited to our wedding. Had no idea I'd get so close to the awesome people who do my nails ever couple weeks!
Male here ... they talk amongst themselves when I go solo. She then looks at me we not talk about you. 😂 “you marry?”
2024 and 16yrs down the line.still slaps the same way ❤😊
Me too. 2024
2024
Still just as funny
😂 $ 29.00 dollars 💰 Tammy snatched .😂
Staten Island NY
my nail girl kept calling me "sweat hands" because i have sweaty hands and when the person wo took me came to pay she was talking to her and saying "i touch her hand it like wata"
lmfffaaaaooooo
That is amazing.
would you like krytal gel? :3
Mary L Johnson .
Nooooo😂😭
Twelve years and still funny as hell. Still cracking up laughing at this in 2020.
Me too love her stand up, shes Way funnier than Tiffany haddish to me
@@marywilson6354 Tiffany Haddish is bafoon . She really plays into " I'll do anything to make white folks laugh " at the expense of her own people .
JW H lmao she compares her to the boring ass Tiffany haddish Jesus.....
Right tiktok reminded me of this
Looove it soooo funny!
Why does Amy Schumer get all the media spotlight while this gem gets ignored? Seriously, this is great.
Because she is a Jew with connections.
Uhhh, she doesn’t?
Schumer is so terrible!
she was hardly ignored
Fuck you!
I can watch this every day all day. It never gets old. 2024 …
I starting tearing up when she went full Asian
No, she went full Vietnamese.
bonziebon 300 well not all Asians sound like that. She’s specifically imitating a Vietnamese accent.
Christina Tran it’s still Asian accent, it’s not European.... if you want to get specific yes it’s Vietnamese, but saying it’s Asian accent is still right.
@@chlorinelori1064 And just what is an "European accent"? German? Italian? French? Swedish? You don't do accents by continent. You can do it by country, a region within a country, a specific culture/tribe of people. The Vietnamese accent sounds nothing like the Korean or the Japanese, but both of them are in Asia. There is not an "Asian accent," just like there is not an "European accent." You statement is ignorant as all hell.
I'm Vietnamese and I think this is so funny! My mom has a nail salon and she laughed her ass off when I showed her this.
ohW nehW erehW yhW my too
N D coz she knows it’s true! Lol
Ikr
Im Vietnamese and my moms a nail tech, we both laugh at this every Holiday i come home. 🥰
She did this performance 15 years ago & it's still funny AF.
NO. Actually today it is racist AF.
@@bruhdamartinasty3636 Lighten up, Francis.
@@russelllangworthy8855 that person doesn’t like funny stuff. Only SNL.
Really? Are all of the blackface performances still funny too?
@@bruhdamartinasty3636 What blackface performances are you talking about?
"Honey, why you don havvvve? You look pretty like cheerleader, model, something pretty. You want long or short nail? Oh honey, that's why you don have boyfran." Kills me everytime🤣🤣
Trinita Vargas omg love it 😻
It'll be $4 more😳
That’s because it’s true in 3 or 4 ways! 😂
Only 4 dalla mow , look pantastic ....it match yo hair color....now you look like pretty gurl .....go find boyfran now!
OMG....I lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣
I am an asian women I love how she imitate the Vietnamese nail salon. it sounds exactly like them...She's very good...I was at Paradise Bakery when I was watching her video I laughed so loud
She sounds cambian too
You realize she can never step into another Vietnamese salon. Lol!
Jazmine H. Iii
Jazmine H. HAHAHA! I absolutely and completely and utterly and WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with your statement! This video is absolutely and completely and utterly and brilliantly and AMAZINGLY HILARIOUSLY and RIDICULOUSLY funny!! 😂🤣😅😭😢😰😂
I am half German I am also Irish Indian made of American English and if anyone is asking American is not a race that would be like every single country in the United states
When she started speaking Vietnamese, she actually led with happy new year in Vietnamese lol
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James and Mark I remember from her joke about Pho she grew up eating Pho from an authentic restaurant and so heard a lot of Vietnamese (and probably Vietnamese holiday greetings) growing up. 😆
infusion dude are you high?
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This is a 100% accurate representation of what happens everytime I go to the nail salon
Love me some Anjelah Johnson🤍🥂
Her fake Vietnamese is sooo on point I could swear she nailed “móng” perfectly lol
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Sounds more Thai to me but still funny. :)
Haha I'm Vietnamese and see this everyyyyday, my mom's a manicurist and uses all these tricks.
+Nikita B Lol no, she's just saying a few Vietnamese-sounding words randomly, but I gotta say, the accent is ON POINT! She literally sounds like my aunt, I could NOT tell the difference!
+Nikita B lol it makes me wonder how she perfected her Vietnamese accent? How many nail salons did this chick go to?? 😂😂😂
em cx là người việt này!
+ivy > so the stereotypes r true you are saying?
just wondering...
spacemanshan some of them are , they're stereotypes for a reason
"Do you have boyfriend?"
"No, i don't"
Few seconds later
You like long or short nail?
-Short nail
Oh hunny, thats why you dont have boyfriend~
@@gigglyme2001 he us just saying the part he likes the most jeez
SHES GAY LMFAO
jk BUT WHO
@MartaX, I know, right? Relationship advice from the manicurist! I never got that when I would get a manicure; I think it would have saved me a lot of time and heartache!
that's why she has girlfriend 😉
An absolute classic! I can’t count how many times I’ve watched since it first came out!
Completely agreed!!!
"HONEY DO YOU LIKE CRITTLE GEL ITS THE BEST THING YOU CAN HAVE FOR YOUR NAIL. MAKE LOOK NI IT SPARKLE LIKE DIAMOND IN THE SKY, DO YOU LIKE CRITTLE GEL?"
Charley - Lol
sir meows a lot there is always one... without a fail
darke poo I don't get it. I'm from Croatia.
Her mom must be very proud now. She's done the book of life as a voice actor and several other films as well.
She was in one of the chipmunk movies :D
She was also in a movie with America Ferrera, Carlos Mencia, and Forest Whittaker
@@fastfoodfiend Adelita Sanchez
WAIT... what character was she in Book of Life?
@@fastfoodfiend adelita/nina
Living in Vietnam and hearing her impersonations is too funny. Even my local Vietnamese friends agree this is 100% accurate 🤣
I just watched it again in 2024. This is one of my favorite comedy skits! She is so talented!😂
Imagine her doing this in 2019 she would get cancelled 💀
Yeah, and that sucks because this was really funny. We should all be able to laugh at ourselves...and each other, at least a little.
Alien ._. Lmfao nah.
Alien ._. No she wouldn’t
@@BUMKID622 Is your life so pathetic and sad that you just HAD to make this about Trump somehow? Something that has nothing at all to do with Trump? jesus fucking christ...
"Cancled" shut up with that
Who is watching in 2022? 🙋🏻♀️
Me Lmao
Meeee
Me!
Yep, this is my favorite one of hers 🥴
I am June 13 2022
I dearly love this! My daughter showed this to me years ago and she died 2 years ago. I always remember how we laughed for hours. She was our favorite comedian! Love you Anjelah!
Sorry u lost such a special person.
Brenda I'm so sorry for your loss. God bless you my dear.
I am truly sorry for your loss... I appreciate you sharing this with us. God bless you and continue to give you strength each and every day.
🙏
Deepest sympathy for your loss…….I’m happy you have fun memories ….
I’ve NEVER seen/heard of this until now. Her accent was amazing!!!!
I grew up with a Hispanic family next door and their daughter was my best friend. The part she said about how they discipline others kids is true 😂 I got my ass beat on more than one occasion by mama Maria. Miss that family!
Not all Hispanic people beat their children.... and why would you miss being beat?
@@laurel1865 its called being disciplined. Something a lot of people now a days obviously lacked growing up.
cali lee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pshhh my dad's spanish and mom's white. She was worse than him. Except when they tag teamed me. Spanish ppl are more compassionate. My mom didn't give af she just let me have it til her emotions ran out (a long time)
My dad's parents didn't beat him. Only his dad would discipline him. He said if he said some of the things i have said to his dead he would have been killed. Turns out i have tourette's and adhd since i was a kid hence all the whoopins. My parents used to say "we should have beat her at younger age so she wouldn't smart off"
The spanish ppl I've known with both parents spanish have been well adjusted. Idk I'm biased.we all are here
My dad slapped me across the face when i was playing super nintendo with a friend over. I said something to him like "hurry up" and got slapped right in front of her lol
Having the ability to discipline other's children is something missing from today's society. Cause a majority of parents today never do it themselves and the kid turns out to be a little shit all his life. At some point we've seemed to have gone soft on this idea and now parents just let them do whatever they want and they basically run the household.
I’m Asian and this is so dead on, from the accent to those personal questions (do you have a boyfriend?) Asians loveeee asking this kind of stuff 😂
Spanish people do it too…. They also ask you about your diet like it normal and ask why you are fat or skinny
@@jacquelinejay1421 oh, really interesting 🤣 is it a popular question in the world?
She asked just so she could sell her more product.
whenever I go to the nail salon they ask "will your boyfriend like your new nails?" and I say "oh i don't have a boyfriend" and they go "maybe you'll get one since your nails look so pretty" I always love it and love my beautiful nails
I love how us Asians see comedies like this and we agree and laugh. While Americans.. impersonate an accent and you're already racist
Vietnamese and I’m not OFFENDED AT ALL, I love Angela Johnson! A queen!
I’m watching this again and again. Now it’s 2-13-2024. You think I would get tied of watching but no I never get tired of her. I follow her since then. She is good. Love her.
My teenage son watched this with me a few years back and ever since then his favorite thing to say to me is "that's why you have no boyfren"
And what was your answer.. 😃😃😃
@@rainflowerkid Usually something along the lines of "shut up twat waffle" 😂🤣😂🤣
@@Melbern11 noway.. whats wrong in having a boyfriend n asking about it. 😃😃😃😃
That has to be just cringe 😂
@@toni2722 Funny thing is he says it as im literally sitting next to my bf!
She is still doing her nail salon jokes at the end of her shows and it cracks everyone up!! She’s hilarious!!! I went to one of her shows and from beginning to the end everyone was laughing the whole time. Even more so some ladies were cracking up so bad, it made other people laugh even more because of them…
That's kinda sad, she is not original or funny IMO
No one gives a shit
Wow!
@AJR your opinion really does not matter...since you are alone with your bias opinion
Five dolla, five dolla. They are all named Kim nowadays.
I love the constant upselling.
Pedicure: $20
Long nail: $4
Crystal gel: $6
Acrylic or gel lol
LOL ITS TRUE THOUGH THEY SLOWLY SELL UP
That's a weird way to spell "kritol jail".
@@victorflores4685 whew that's what i always thought she was referring to! Acrylic or gel
😂😂😂 i tried so hard to figure that one out. Kiddo gel
My nail lady Trang Nguyen(best nail lady ever) was feeling down during my fill so I decided to make her smile by showing her this skit. She was laughing so hard she was crying , she said she needed that thank you. I love this skit.
She did her Vietnamese accent better than me even though I'm Vietnamese
Yeah!
Tae-Tae Tea so true..
😂😂😂😂😂
Due searches for yum yum I'm Singletary my friends call me sodas let me know what you find themilitia_96@protonmail.com
Jinxing i am vietcong
never get sick of this!!! LOL Just showed a friend for the 1st time
You so duh preedy!
Alizee Defan so funny
Alizee Defan Ikr me either
Tiana Pena was
Alizee Defan saaaaaaammmmmmeeeee
Almost 12 years later and this is still one of the funniest bits ever.
@Erin Nicole ARMY!!!
HotnColdTV1 ARMY
Because it's SO relatable!! 😂😂😂
Tik tok
And completely racist because she is not Asian. This video should be removed.
One of the best sets ever recorded. 2023 and still holds up!
This NEVER gets old. She is sooooo spot on! 😂
Anjelah Nicole Johnson is a national treasure love her Always🎆
@@heyarmyyounicekeepfighting1747 she's a real American , not that red white and blue bullshit . People that say 'all American ' are just obnoxious.
Never
@@SpinCity420 ever
@@LeskoBrandon2x ever
As a Vietnamese, guys, this is totally approved and hilarious
Thank you for that!
Thanks love The Vietnamese are sweet people salt of the earth.
Approval not necessary. Sit down
@@MrKjt64 she’s mocking vietnamese? u sit down lmao and don’t even try to argue abt this
Thanks but comedy doesn't require approval.
She killed the salon part 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. yep still watching it in 2020
Lmao yes girl! I had that happen to me last week. I told the nail tech she didn't top off the ends all the way with color and she she gave an excuse why it wasn't 😂. I've been doing my nails for years and know better . I didn't call her out on her bullshit , but laughed to myself lol!
@@CajunAdrienne 510 6126041.
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The nail bit is so spot on and pure perfection. One of the funniest and timeless bits Ive ever seen.
Im vietnamese and both of my parents both work as a nail artist at a nail salon and i can confirm this is how they mostly speak 😂
Lol me too
Kim Do Really? 😂 Where is it? I live in HCMC!
jeremiah Jones wth is wrong with u
“Hold on, this nail is a little bit crooked.”
After a thorough investigation. “No honey, that finger do that.” 😂😂
Robert Allard 😂😂😂😂😂 💅💅💅
This why nail techs don't talk Anymore😭😭😭😭
They sure do where I go lmfao
Better
Some doesnt speak english.
i amissangel mua day whaaaa? Where I go they don’t shut up. Lol.
LOL
I love this skit. It never gets old it’s one of the best. I’ll watch it for ever. ❤
Having Mexican parents is an emotional rollercoaster you never know when when your in trouble or when they’re proud of you lmao
yes you know, the difference between a yell of anger and a yell of proud is the flying chancla.
her vietnamese accent is pretty amazing. even her fake vietnamese gibberish sounds really vietnamese to me.
Under cover racist
@@jasminmonreal7682 who, you?
@@blackpinksdog i’m hoping she was joking
@@jasminmonreal7682 ?? What are you talking about???
I even tried to hear her Vietnamese gibberish haha
She is freaking hilarious!!!! I'm Vietnamese and she is 1000% right! LMAO!!!
Watching Dec 2023 and still love this .
I'm so obsessed with her! I love how she can be funny without swearing or being mean. I'm Vietnamese and her accent is spot on. Love it!
+Victoria Nguyen
please respect viet culture please. viet pride!!!. I am Vietnamese Americanized born and raised here in the US. My girl friend that i have now is white and mexican. i dated a Vietnamese girl before and she forgot all about her culture and being rude to her parents, being non-traditional and she always feels embarrassed to be Vietnamese. i would rather date a Vietnamese girl who has respect and who is very traditional to her families. "if not" i would go with a white girl who has some respect compare to a non-traditional, too Americanized Vietnamese girl.
Victoria Nguyen personally I don't mind swearing but not when it's used in almost every word in every sentence but I admire the fact that she's able to be funny without using obscene language
Victoria Nguyen you beautiful
What did she really mean by crittle gel?
Victoria Nguyen Uh.. I like ya' and I want cha'.
She has mastered the Vietnamese accent and she is spot on doing it in perfect style. Brilliant
Every single Asian finds this hilarious. My Mexican friends sent this to me saying that was her nail experience also. Still funny..
@QueOnda 123 why would you specifically want an asian friend?
Same I'm Chinese and my Puerto Rican friend showed me this.
I have one of those friends who finds it hilarious
2024. First time watching - she is hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This never gets old! Still as funny as it was 10 years ago.
Pamela Major iam Vietnamese I like her
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"no honey dat yo finga do like that" SO damn true!!! Hilarious 🤣🤣😂
She’s so friggen pretty 😍
yes
Yes, and her personality is amazing! Definitely wifey material.
Like cheerleader, model, something pretty?
Former Raiderette
2024 watching for the 1st time 😂 Mexican and native American what a mix never heard of that before 😮❤
It’s very common actually
why is the Vietnamese lady that does my nails is named Tammy too
clt.liyahh So is mine! LOL!
We love Tammy
Because when they come over here they literally put american names on pieces of paper into a fishbowl and choose their name
Me too 😂
I’m Vietnamese, and many Vietnamese women doesn’t know many Vietnamese names. The most probable reason most of them do choose Tammy is because it’s an easy name to pronounce, unlike Eileen or such other. Other people who know more English, the more of an “advanced” name they’d choose. Since it really isn’t that easy to learn a different language.
I just discovered her a couple days ago on Netflix. Love her specials! The accents are really great.
Check out more of her videos on our channel! We love Anjelah!
Comedy Time
i think mexicans speaking broken english is the most annoying accent. also cholos (american born mexis) accent r so annoying.
theyre so lazy to learn english. even lazier to enunciate the english words! when u learn a 2nd language, youre supposed to pronounce the words the same way that same language pronounced their alphabet... butttt...... nope! mexicans dont.
i work with a lot of mexicans and its frustrating when they get mad at ME if i dont understand an english word they attempt to say but fail at communicating simply becus they pronounce it wrong. its oh so irritating!
awhile back ive been to a few temp agencies... and at least 2 separate times i see some older mexican men cheating on a general knowledge and math test for pre-screening employment! one mexi barely knows english so the other one is just telling him the answers and uses his phone calculator when it was simple math when they made it clear: NO calclators!
and they used to be more respectful but if im working around a few mexicand for a little part of my day in our department... they speak their convo in spanish... oh they know english but they dont care how it affects me when they rudely speak their language around me. its not that i need to know what theyre saying cuz its usually something boring or childish humor whatever... but this is MY country wheree i was born here as well as my parents we speak ENGLISH as our native tongue its the official language if our US of A. not motherfucking stupid spanish!!!
ive heard puerto ricans and cubans talking and also Columbians speaking... their english sucks too at my workplace... but when theyre around me they speak english! thats the polite thing to do, common sense being polite.
its like covering your mouth in front of some1 telling them a secret. ok i understand u only want them to know... but dont pull that shit around me its rude!
sumtimes in break room ill yell under my breath "english!" when i hear spanish starting to uproar.
last and most annoying is when they fake ignorant card us! pretending to know barely to no English at all, when in fact they do know enough English to know what's going on in the situation.
+nick marotta > are you hispanic
+spacemanshan 1) It's Colombian, not Columbians.
2) Why don't you learn a Native American language if you're so insistent on people only speaking the original language of the land they're in?
3) They're speaking in Spanish so they can all talk about what a gross racist you are.
I dunno why everyone is being so hateful over the fact that she does a lot of Hispanic jokes. This is almost a norm for many comedians- jokes about their own races. Just look at Kevin Hart- that is primarily his entire set- jokes about black people.
ChrissyH I don't know about that, Kat Williams maybe, but Kevin Hart makes you laugh at his life, stories with his father growing up, about his kids, and how his life is and how it has changed, he doesn't really do too much about black people in general.
ChrissyH Elvira Kurt with her and my people, too... The Hungarians. It's called...comedy. :D
ChrissyH its easier to do it from experience anyways
ChrissyH she knows Hispanics she can speak from the point of view
ChrissyH people r just like that they don't have there life on track
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Meeee!! This is timeless
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Me
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I literally got a pedicure 2 days ago at Amazing Nail, lol just one and my name happens to be Tammy. I am dying.
Hey, I'm Tammy too... so now I call myself, Mi Ling!!! It's funny. She's funny!
My favorite nail tech is named Tammy
my in law is named Tammy 😭
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@@ireact3886 Maybe she should become nail tech...then be model and get boyfrien...
Nail salon talk is sooooo true! The upcharges!!! 😂😂😂
Johanna Collins righttttttt
As a 30 year professional nail tech, dealing with non standard nail salons, she has hit this right on the head! Exactly what happens here in Australia 😂
Me toooo
Are the nail techs also from Vietnam?
Crit or gel?
What does non standard mean?
@@sonamy1231000it means they're not properly trained or even qualified to do their job. They're usually Asian, some of the employees are even illegally trafficked in from Asian countries. I'm sure you've seen them, they're everywhere now.
I watched this after 16 years and it never gets old! 😄😄😄
*Honey, do u like wit da gel for your nail, da best thing you can have for your nail. Make it look nice it sparkle like diamond in the sky do u like it wit da gel?*
(Me: Literally dying of laughter)
ღPÅTTY CAKEღ I thought she said like acrylic nails?
Crystal gel
"It sparkle like diamond in the sky"
Wtf lol
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beefy Beef So freakin HILARIOUS 😂
This never gets old. The accuracy kills me every damn time
This is such a timeless bit. Never gets old.
But it sure did get racist over time.
@@bruhdamartinasty3636 it’s not racist grow a back bone
Never
@@SpinCity420 ever
@@LeskoBrandon2x ever
When she said
“ Do you like Quito Gel?”
And I realized it’s supposed to be “Crystal Gel” 😂… I’m dead 😂😂
Her voice is so gorgeous. Especially when she imitates the asian saloon girl 🤣
Saloon? Lol
Her voice is very nice at all times
I too have a think for western eastern girls
jdogg1793 yes especially those gunslinging girls in a Western saloon in the Wild Wild West!
The constant upsell of everything is so on point.
When she said only 20 dollar more I was dead 😂😂😂 then when she said only 4 dollar more then 6 dollar more I was laughing so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koko Barnett “only twen-e dolla mo is ok”
“Only fo dalluh mo is ok”
“Oly sic dolla it’z ok”
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Her impressions are amazing. She got me the moment she took on the nail salon lady. Hope she makes it big.
Shes in so many movies now lmao
@@senpaitora2611 really?
@@senpaitora2611 I have to look her up.. she's awesome!
This video is 12 years old bruh
I didn't realize until later, lol
She is 2000% spot on about how they be in the nail salon.
wanda j , I think so too!🤣😂
Did you hear the ending? "God bless you!" "Jesus is real!" Amen I say to you!
This why she didn't move up as far. Should not be selling religion on these platforms.
@@INTERNATIONALvids ...
@ιnvιdιoυѕ тнrυѕт so edgy
@ιnvιdιoυѕ тнrυѕт that's just your opinion, man. It's like atheists are tallying up their points when they say "there is no god" or something else snarky.
You contributed nothing to the thread.
@@INTERNATIONALvids those two lines do not equate to selling religion. It's not like she handed out a Bible to everyone in the audience.
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Me 😂
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Can't believe it's been 15 years already. One of the best impressions ever. Still beautiful and funny today. Love Anjelah Johnson.
This is so funny .I watch it everyday at least twice. I haven't laughed this much in a long time!
My doctor is vietnamese and every time she speaks I smile because of this.
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This nail joke will never ever get old😂😂😂
She's such an underrated comedian
She's a star