Aaron Berg - Hot Chocolate - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2016
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This was the weirdest Ted Talk I’ve ever seen.
#circleup
Hahahaha
What do you mean? This was funny
😂😂😂
lol
That was the best Jamaican accent I've ever heard a white man do in my life!👏
As a born and raised Jamaican I&I approve this message!! loool
Probably cause he's from Toronto
You never met a white Jamaican, eh? Lol
you should hear big jay oakerson on the bonfire
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾RIGHT I'm from Trinidad and ppl in America for some reason always think I'm Jamaican, as if that's the only carribean island in the world lmao, but they tru to mimic me, and nobody gets it right😶 he was right on point lol
As a Jamaican I'm impressed with the accent. He's like 85% there, even left out the H in Heineken 😂
I looked away everytime he did it and
Wow
😂🤣😂🤣😂
💯
ja!
My favorite bit was him singing Bob Marley I want to hear him cover "could you be loved"
He deserved way more of an applause and response from that crowd. That was a fantastic story and hilariously delivered!!
its probably the audio engineering. the audio pickups were not sufficient to hear the noises they made
it’s the homophobia
The crowd got nervous. They couldn't deal with the homoerotic nature of the story. Which shows there's a lot of folk in that crowd who have not fully explored their own sexuality
Right? He deserved more.
I'm mad at how well he did the Jamaican accent. LOL
Lol why it was amazing! Black people do the "white" voice all the time and no one bats an eyelash. "Why hello there folks my names Chip let's go on a hike!!" Comedy is comedy...get over the race shit.
@Citizen of the World let's not call him illiterate... I mean he clearly is capable of reading ^ he's just very very ignorant.
@@Rizlack You must be fun at parties huh mate?
No need to hate on beef cake he didn’t understand ok you simply have to educate him on the wording that’s all he’s not dumb because he didn’t know. The whole “I’m Mad That” is mainly African American because as someone who has a lot of black work colleagues in the uk. I can safely say I’ve never heard them say that. They simply compliment.
@@Rizlack "I'm mad at"= I'm surprised/jealous that
Its only gay if the price is too low😂
150 too low 😂
This girl gets it
IG lilsparklingdiamond $20 dollars is $20 dollars 😂
Hey that's six bucks you dont have right now.
But ya could
@@Cash4gold84 bitch $2 is $2
His Jamaican accent is on point
No its not
Yeah I wasn’t expecting that
No way bredda
Sometimes it sounds irish
Boe master and Wallace I'll take the dude name Mohammed word over yours
as a jamaican, that is absolutely the BEST jamaican accent ive heard a non jamaican do
that guy he describes is just like so many guys i know and have smoked with lmaoo 😭😭😭
this guy knows how to tell a story. one of the best episodes.
"Don't look Macaulay Culkin in the eye" *DEAD*
that was a wild story from beginning to the end. i cant stop laughing
lsmail Abi the most uncomfortable thing to laugh at but I'm so glad I watched this whole thing
how bout now?
"Black lives splatter" Lool, funniest line.
TheRussianGenius lol ikr
i think thats actualy a line from eric andew but it fits so much better here xD
@@moritzbierdimpfl7233 it was actually “black lives bladder” cuz he was pissing on a political sign
This is why your channel is dead lol
@@johnjsmith8341 oh, you're one of those snowflakes huh?
“I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, and I’m not gay, and you’re not gay, we’re not gay.”
A black, a Jewish and a gay man walk into a bar......
"A Jewish" hahaha
Thats PC fam
Way underrated
walk into a strip club bar ..
His impression of the accents was AMAZING! That was the funniest bit of this bit. Bravo, Aaron.
This is the best "This Is Not Happening" without a doubt.
Awesome delivery, the dude had a fucking disgusting and hard story, his impressions are great, it's fast but fantastic.
That accent went VERY under appreciated by this crowd.
Can we get more of him? This had me in tears!
“Maybe it’s not gay because there’s money involved” 😭😭😭😂
...This was *not* a good time for my brother to unexpectedly walk in.
Sister would have been allegedly worse... :D
yeah
@@kalev60 not if the one watching is the sister
Its ok cuz im not gay and youre not gay and im not gay and we're not gay
I picked hot chocolate thinking it would be delightfully funny.. I certainly got a suprise 😂😂😂
I can tell he's jacked by his forearms, awesome set by the way
"If you know Jamaicans they're very-"
Me, a bisexual Jamaican: Homophobic
DAS BLASPHEMY
That was _exhaustingly_ funny. I feel winded just trying to keep up with the sheer *amount* of funny in that.
Damn, what a storyteller!
Craziest story I've heard in awhile!
he never mentioned when he got paid 😐
He probably got the money upfront
When he mentioned poppers, I thought the dude was handing them party poppers right as they came in celebration. Whoops, lmao.
When he said the Casper joke I literally cried laughing
One of the best bits in this comedy series!!
And this fella has some of the best accents - and has um on point!
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this is one of the funniest comedians that has been on this show
Holy shit this was absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest stories I've ever seen on this show. What a great story and comic.
So, I'm watching this with my headphones on. My 9 year-old autistic son comes over and reads the title to this. He loves hot chocolate, and he has no idea what this really is, so he wants to hear it. Oops! So, I'm closing this. Really funny story, though.
Ahhhhhh omg (wheezing really hard right now)😂😂😂
That'll teach ya for having a kid! 😉
Saw this dude live in New York city and he roasted the shit out of me in the audience. 10/10 would get roasted again, dudes funny as fuck.
Everyone needs a friend like Hot Chocolate
Black Lives Splatter LMFAOOOOOOOO
Trevor Babb I just fucking got to that part. Oohhhh my god.
ikr
Best fucking line I've ever heard!
I went to the comments just to find this 😂
Thats called gay for pay
but it wasn't for a 20 tho
Well if the price is right I think we all could be... Imao
I am what you called gay anyway
This crowd sucks. Great jokes, but it was at least twice as funny as they let on.
i'd be rolling on the floor.. he def can tell a story
I agree. I was almost in tears.
it could be the mic'ing. often times the audio pickups are not good enough to capture the crowd making noises. happens all the time with gigs i used to do
I dont understand what you want them to do. People are laughing...
The whole thing was gross and I'm pissed I've wasted 13 minutes. But if a female comic talks about sex once, she gets eaten alive. w/e
I love this guy! So funny
that was seriously one of the funniest sets of comedy i've ever seen
That was one of the best I have seen in a while
Dave no way. Terrible.
He got some good character voices
Proper funny guy, one of the best in this playlist and good accent impression
"performance art on the D train" holy fuck I died!
Comedy Central: _UNCENSORED_
Also Comedy Central: *CENSORS WORD*
I want someone to make a dancehall riddin with "Reparation! Reparation! Reparation!"
Thank you Aaron for being talented in telling stories. After a crappie day people like you can indeed change the mood. So 👏👏👏👏👏
This guy is absolutely fantastic!!! The impressions he does are hilarious and awesome
I love how the audience is mesmerized by his mannerism that they a lot of them seem to miss how clever the comparisons he makes are.
"9:01 it's like a performance art on a d-train *masturbation motion*" freakin killed me.
I haven’t laughed so hard at one of these in so long
Not for nothing but his accent and execution of patois is amazing 🤣🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲
Aaron Berg is a great story teller. Cumpelling!
Hold up..... HE DIDNT SAY HE GOT THE MONEY!!!
Kinda like a real-life version of "i ain't gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
As a Jamaican I have to say this guy was ON POINT!!! He has better patois than me 😆
That crowd was not prepared! 🤣 Pity, it's a great story!
Omg. His accent wasn't half bad. 😭😭😭
definetly one of the best ones in a while :D
Cried and had a coughing fit this was crazy funny
Started my morning by watching this and I say it was worth it.
This is about to blow up again after all these years.
Nice throw to monty python for the opening.
Glad somebody else recognized it
liars! cheats! this is censored!! I demand redemption!
Intro is out at 1:05, dont thank me
Thank you
Every single one of these "This is Not Happening" shows all have intros that are annoying AF and the comedians come on at almost exactly at the 1:00 minute mark on all of them. So I always just zoom to it automatically. YOU'RE welcome. ;-)
One of the Best This is not Happening I've seen!
This was the first time I've laughed so hard I not only cried but also ran out of breath
Best one so far! There good stories and then there good story telling. He was great at both!
Omg this is the first one to literally make my laugh my ass off 😂😂🤣🤣
Not a good idea to eat something with ranch on it while listening to this story
This guy is so good at accents :D
This one is in the top 5 for the series, hilarious
He's does the Jamaican accent so well lol
His Jamaican accent ain’t bad
aye you wanna make out mami? :)
If this happened to me I would not tell anyone, haha.
“Oh it’s just a Jewish transaction”
Best story I've heard in a long time.
when he was doing the dude's accent all I could picture was Edna Mode from The Incredibles 😂
Wow that escalated quickly, i clicked on this video expecting this to be something about literally hot chocolate. It was definetly not. Funny as fck though lol
Aaron is truly a funny dude!
lol the intro is so beautifully insane
11:41 that old timey detective voice 💀
This is one to watch twice a year funnier everytime
This crowd was way to young and inexperienced of the world to get this amazing storytelling 🤘🤘
Yeah I felt they were underwhelmed.
Givem 10 more years hopefully 😂
Bc it wasn’t funny ?
I kept picturing this guy as Hedonism-bot from Futurama.
Who, in turn, vocally reminds me of the King of Insurance from Drawn Together.
oh my god that was the funniest one ive seen by far!!!
Loved his impressions.
Laughed so hard, violently coughing now
I am belly-laughing 🤣
This dude is good with accents
little weird to watch but Holy shit this was good. had me dyin.
Damn I have to stop listenning to these at work :-D Out of nothing burst out laughing in dead silence office
Whoever disliked this video has no business watching stand-up.
This is the oddest story about defeating racism😂
Can the intros NOT have someone's body exploding or vomiting??
Tender Sheep right? i dont need to see someones head exploding right before im supposed to be laughing
press 1 and use J or L to skip crap
But the dude dying with cum all over him in real life is just fine?
Loved this story.
As a Jamaican, that accent was pretty good
This story was epically vivid 😂
Did you ever get paid?
This was by far one of the best guys on there. And for a white guy, specifically a jew, very decent jamaican accent.