Bok Choy and Ass at the Denver Airport

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @chriscypher7538
    @chriscypher7538 4 года назад +589

    I met him on a cruise to the Bahamas, really nice guy. Super funny and down to earth, he told me some jokes and we shared a laugh in the pool. Crazy to think he's gone.

    • @debprescott751
      @debprescott751 3 года назад +12

      So Lucky! I am jealous! ; )

    • @dschaydschee
      @dschaydschee 3 года назад +6

      Bs

    • @eriklehnsherr5784
      @eriklehnsherr5784 3 года назад +9

      Seen him live 3 times. Met him twice. Best dude ever!

    • @indioloco6600
      @indioloco6600 2 года назад +1

      @@debprescott751 t.w.i.s!

    • @ShouldersofGiantsGames
      @ShouldersofGiantsGames 2 года назад +4

      Plot twist: this was actually just another fat guy named Ralph
      Edit: Obviously a joke, hope you cherish the memories, but Ralphie would've laughed at this joke

  • @WeAreSparta
    @WeAreSparta Год назад +73

    3 years later and still missed as one of my favorite comics of all time! When I’m having a rough day, Ralphie May puts a smile on my face while laughing so hard.

  • @BoomerKeith1
    @BoomerKeith1 4 года назад +443

    As a Denver resident, Ralphie was dead on with this bit! Not only is it so freaking big, it's a good 30 minute drive from Denver. May as well be in Kansas. RIP Ralphie May!

    • @calygreyhound333
      @calygreyhound333 3 года назад +6

      Depending what part of Denver, takes me an hour everytime to get to DIA, I go to Vegas a lot, literally the same amount of time to drive as it is to fly.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +8

      @@calygreyhound333 It's funny you mentioned that because I was recently having that conversation with my youngest son. He wants to fly to Vegas and I told him that by the time he left early enough to get to the airport, wait to board, fly, wait to get off the plane, wait for luggage and get a ride to the hotel he could have driven. I've done both and you're right.
      And since I posted that I moved to the SW Metro area and I'm at least an hour from DIA now.

    • @calygreyhound333
      @calygreyhound333 3 года назад +4

      @@BoomerKeith1 I've driven too and it's taken a good 11 to 12 hours, fly with all the luggage and traffic is about half that but a bigger headache, just all about picking your poison so to speak, but honestly right now would be the best time to go to Vegas if he's interested, it took around 3 hours with flying, traffic and luggage claim, because everything is slow right now and Vegas is amazing on the strip with the lack of people right now and very cheap airfare.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +2

      @@calygreyhound333 I appreciate the reply because we've started looking at flights. I'm a road trip kind of guy because that's what we did when I was a kid, but my kids aren't nearly as into long drives. You're right, it's a trade off of taking more time or having more headaches. Do you go for work, or just for fun? I was supposed to go back in August but that trip got cancelled. I haven't been since 2018 and I'm ready for a trip back!

    • @calygreyhound333
      @calygreyhound333 3 года назад +2

      @@BoomerKeith1 I understand where you're coming from, I love a good road trip too but no one is interested anymore. Completely worth looking into right now, gotten an amazing deal for a trip last week(Just got back from it) and it was Chinese New Years and hardly a crowd was there and it one of Vegas's big tourist trap. I mainly go for fun but I love sports gambling and it gives me a reason to keep going back and forgetting reality.

  • @mycreations9119
    @mycreations9119 4 года назад +794

    Listening to this in 2020 covid epidemic makes this funnier

  • @deantries2fish319
    @deantries2fish319 4 года назад +2097

    Ralphie May would have been epic covering that rona. RiP big guy

  • @deepinyourthroat1
    @deepinyourthroat1 2 года назад +60

    I was having a day and decided to look for something to watch, laugh and make me feel better. I happened to come across this comedian I'd never heard before named Ralphie May. Well, I damn near peed myself while watching.. I had not laughed like that in such a long time. watching and listening to Ralphie changed my whole attitude and I couldn't wait to hear more.. I then heard the news that Ralphie had passed. I was shocked. He was so amazing and byfar one of the greatest comedians that I've ever heard. He was a natural.
    -Wish you were still around Ralphie, thanks for making me feel better. You will be missed. RIP

  • @williammcgrail9889
    @williammcgrail9889 3 года назад +46

    You can see how he morphed as the years went by. He kept getting better and better and more comfortable in his own skin. Funniest man I ever saw.

  • @erock5010
    @erock5010 3 года назад +42

    The coughing and everything is super accurate! I have Chinese neighbors and they are ruthless when it comes down to blowing their nose and coughing!

  • @Will_b83
    @Will_b83 4 года назад +52

    I almost can't watch these, its so damned sad and terrible that he's gone.

  • @brandon3003
    @brandon3003 4 года назад +128

    By far one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard. So sad he had to leave us early, miss you Ralphie!

  • @snlescaille
    @snlescaille 4 года назад +223

    This aged like fine wine

    • @squarley316
      @squarley316 4 года назад +12

      While Bill Cosby aged like milk

    • @B0o0o0o0o0o
      @B0o0o0o0o0o 4 года назад +8

      In a rich oak barrel

    • @frasermackenzie7275
      @frasermackenzie7275 2 года назад +5

      This is dead on explanation of how CoVid-19 / Corona was spread !!!

    • @connercoy2599
      @connercoy2599 2 года назад

      @Duck Were you the one hanging off the Chinese Nationals suitcase? I’m sorry you had to endure that torture.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 года назад

      @@squarley316 I still watch his comedy, because it's funny

  • @juliantorres8818
    @juliantorres8818 4 года назад +73

    Miss this dude. R.I.P big homie🙏

  • @williamsfamilychannel1585
    @williamsfamilychannel1585 2 года назад +34

    Ralphie is a comedy legend. I wish I had seen his stand up act live. This guy was one of the best.

    • @Big_Wash01
      @Big_Wash01 Год назад +2

      I saw him live at the Hard Rock in Biloxi several years ago. He spent an hour and a half talking about how he lost his favorite chair.

  • @billymiddleton995
    @billymiddleton995 2 года назад +12

    Only just discovered this genius about 4 days ago. Watched numerous videos and laughed hard at each one. I was devastated to hear the big man had passed away at age 45😢. Heaven would be a laugh a minute with this dude up there

  • @Dean_AZN
    @Dean_AZN 3 года назад +30

    Every time I watch Ralphie I get sad but I’m still laughing my ass off. RIP King

  • @bakedwithrealchez
    @bakedwithrealchez 4 года назад +54

    Hahahahaha "all he did was this."
    Kills me everytime.

  • @charlitovar8166
    @charlitovar8166 2 года назад +11

    That part bout them "not covering their mouth when they cough" explains it all. LMAO😂

  • @tsundudorjee
    @tsundudorjee 4 года назад +151

    "I can't speak for the whole China or the territories they occupy," the minorities here get it.

    • @blujay1608
      @blujay1608 4 года назад +4

      @DeadKing66 Since he understood, calling him stupid doesn't make sense. That makes you stupid.

    • @PhoenixPhantom1337
      @PhoenixPhantom1337 Год назад

      Today would be "I can't speak for the whole china or the territories they sent baloons at"

  • @savagestash4354
    @savagestash4354 4 года назад +386

    Apparently Mr May could see the future.

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 4 года назад +10

      Savage Stash i was thinkin the same thing.

    • @michaeltrujillo1881
      @michaeltrujillo1881 4 года назад +8

      Facts

    • @robedmund9948
      @robedmund9948 4 года назад +4

      He could certainly see the future of the all-you-can-eat buffet! Made good use probably knowing they would be gone by March 2020.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 4 года назад

      @@robedmund9948 Ralphie was gone long before then.

    • @mthvideos8342
      @mthvideos8342 4 года назад

      😂 low key

  • @davidphillips57
    @davidphillips57 4 года назад +17

    Ralphie, thank you so much for the joy you brought all of us, I laugh so hard every time I watch any of your bits; thank you so much for your courage in entertaining all of us,, we only know just a little I'm sure of all that you had to deal with in your world, Bless You, my friend, I hope I can call you that, RIP

  • @mungmungthethird1664
    @mungmungthethird1664 4 года назад +235

    You know everyone wishing Ralfie had said “coronaviruses” at 6:47

    • @MoctezumaSLP.
      @MoctezumaSLP. 4 года назад +1

      Coronawiruus coreona wiruuus

    • @ajdemetri3681
      @ajdemetri3681 4 года назад +8

      He would have had a field day with the coronis.

    • @bonestza955
      @bonestza955 4 года назад +9

      Sars and Bird flu are Corona Viruses.
      Your wish has been granted.

    • @bonestza955
      @bonestza955 4 года назад +1

      @No Fuckingway
      Aw, you beat me to it. Fucker.

    • @sirsmokealotofkush5857
      @sirsmokealotofkush5857 4 года назад +3

      Slave labour 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thzzz2455
    @thzzz2455 4 года назад +90

    “Black man is with the golf cart!!! Black man with the golf cart!!!”

  • @joeellis4013
    @joeellis4013 4 года назад +386

    He is a fully grown Eric cartman

    • @rustyshackleford5516
      @rustyshackleford5516 4 года назад +55

      Except Ralphie had a heart of gold and helped alot of people..

    • @haywood12
      @haywood12 4 года назад +7

      @@rustyshackleford5516 Cartman is still a kid, he might change while aging

    • @ranchurdhimster4955
      @ranchurdhimster4955 4 года назад +1

      He did say gate 88.

    • @seggsipeter4852
      @seggsipeter4852 3 года назад +2

      @@ranchurdhimster4955 and that makes him a nAzI in your book?

    • @brolymc9532
      @brolymc9532 3 года назад

      Bruh

  • @glinkler1422
    @glinkler1422 4 года назад +45

    I’m glad I got to see Ralphie live. I was ‘shocked to hear that he passed.
    On another note I’ve read Chinese government actually has literature given to its citizens when traveling abroad about hygiene and etiquette. The other funny part is how China was allowing more foreigners to seek citizenship. Of course a bunch of people got mad about allowing foreigners entry into China. I’m here thinking....yeah..ok

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 2 года назад +5

      Why were you shocked?! Even Ralphie said it himself! “ if tomorrow you found out I had died of a heart attack, you’d be sad, but you wouldn’t be shocked! That’s what happens to fat dudes, they have heart attacks and die!”😂😂

  • @louispconstant6624
    @louispconstant6624 4 года назад +23

    The expression that he does when the dude gets hit in the face with cough spit is awesome lol

  • @antonellapatrickspiteri4999
    @antonellapatrickspiteri4999 3 года назад +16

    Rest in Peace legend, thank you for all the laughs

  • @merak0044
    @merak0044 4 года назад +20

    This is the fist I hear this guy do stand up and now I find out he aint there no more...RIP.

  • @amadexmilby7309
    @amadexmilby7309 4 года назад +20

    "Black man with a golf cart, black man with a golf cart!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @doroteoarango6340
    @doroteoarango6340 3 года назад +17

    I love his jokes they're not repetitive like other comedians are 🤣😂🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @johnsmithy315
    @johnsmithy315 4 года назад +552

    “As a fat man I’m always scared that my old nemesis, gravity, might show up, and if I start to fall that’s 47 people dead”

    • @burtbrooks7731
      @burtbrooks7731 3 года назад +3

      One of the best lines I’ve ever heard 💪

    • @hermanoshields6924
      @hermanoshields6924 3 года назад +1

      @@burtbrooks7731 to funny.

    • @burtbrooks7731
      @burtbrooks7731 3 года назад

      @@hermanoshields6924 yes he was 👍👍

    • @snakeinthegrak8969
      @snakeinthegrak8969 2 года назад +2

      As a normal sized person we're always ready to jump out of the way of our of control boulders.

    • @PonyBoy1776
      @PonyBoy1776 2 года назад +1

      Fluffy also said sumin similar to the effect

  • @mateostewart638
    @mateostewart638 3 года назад +12

    By far one of the funniest humans to ever walk the earth

  • @suzannecooper5500
    @suzannecooper5500 4 года назад +12

    So sad he is gone. He was so talented.

  • @SuprSaiyanRockr
    @SuprSaiyanRockr 4 года назад +58

    The throat clearing thing is very accurate. You'd hear it every time you walked down the street in China.

    • @OneOut1
      @OneOut1 Год назад

      Aor pollition on China

  • @Czargonaut
    @Czargonaut 4 года назад +11

    Whenever I am not feeling great I always turn on Ralphie May. Makes me feel better

  • @therealjplavoie
    @therealjplavoie 2 года назад +7

    RIP to a friken LEGEND. Thanks Ralphie for the awesomeness you left behind! See you in heaven bud!!

  • @Dwemerologist
    @Dwemerologist 4 года назад +414

    His bit about the Chinese people is funny, given the current circumstances.

    • @PoisonBannana
      @PoisonBannana 4 года назад +2

      how??

    • @Deadhound141
      @Deadhound141 4 года назад +31

      To be fair Main Chinese tourist are usually one of the the worst tourist since forever. Easily top 3. I would not expect less.

    • @Leon_Msr
      @Leon_Msr 4 года назад +18

      @@PoisonBannana take a wild guess

    • @PoisonBannana
      @PoisonBannana 4 года назад +5

      @@Leon_Msr unyielding blind racism?

    • @tylercolby1426
      @tylercolby1426 4 года назад +13

      @@PoisonBannana Its just a social commentary joke. What's the deal? Have no sense of da ilony?

  • @traceyreed9167
    @traceyreed9167 3 года назад +6

    This is all so true as I remember my husband and I fighting from the moment we got off the plane, stopping while you’re riding the walking escalators in between, fighting again to the train, stop to talk to the people in the train, fighting again now to baggage claim and THEN outside trying to figure out how to get to the rental car place, talk to the cab driver, fighting until you get into your rental, silence until you can’t figure out how to get out of the damn airport area so you are screaming now until you find the way to the exit, where is the damn smoke shop! Fun times, fun times.

  • @laDy_A1ram
    @laDy_A1ram 3 года назад +17

    Omg his bit about SARS killed me

  • @re575817
    @re575817 3 года назад +14

    It's Christmas Day, The late, great RALPHIE MAY just made me laugh my ass off. Oh God I miss him.

  • @Shane071080
    @Shane071080 Год назад +6

    This world needs Ralphie may more than ever. I hope you're up and heaven laughing and watching us make fools of ourselves down here like clowns we miss you big guy

  • @himaditya1
    @himaditya1 4 года назад +4

    The best comic ever..... no one can come close to you. Your sun shone bright but fast... rip. The first fluffy guy.

  • @donpruett9194
    @donpruett9194 4 года назад +13

    Ralphie was a very funny man, my son and I enjoyed watching him. He's definitely missed

    • @meycoe
      @meycoe 2 года назад

      For sure, couzin

  • @MOkkOMeN
    @MOkkOMeN 4 года назад +25

    One of the best stories I have ever heard

  • @JediMindTrix420
    @JediMindTrix420 4 года назад +286

    Pretty sure Ralph just explained how corona was spread so quickly.

  • @camrnlve
    @camrnlve 2 года назад +3

    So many don’t even catch the gems underneath the gems that he be unveiling 😂
    Thank you so Much, may your legacy live on forever & a day Mr. May.

  • @woodsmanwhitesmith6928
    @woodsmanwhitesmith6928 4 года назад +642

    sometimes i'm positive that Ralphie is actually a lesbian woman.

    • @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq
      @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq 4 года назад +17

      I wouldn't be talking about looks if I were you jack

    • @XanderBeckett1
      @XanderBeckett1 4 года назад +20

      @@Doug.the.welder-hj6cq And I wouldn't be responding to him if I looked like you.

    • @m.s.m.8477
      @m.s.m.8477 4 года назад +31

      I think your getting him confused with Chaz Bono 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @georgerobinson408
      @georgerobinson408 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @berserkworkentertainment
      @berserkworkentertainment 4 года назад +16

      Can y'all let him make a joke💀

  • @mistysouders7823
    @mistysouders7823 4 года назад +13

    I would have loved to see his reaction to the virus!! So funny 😂 so talented 🤣🤣 rest in big man!!

  • @cnsgibson6531
    @cnsgibson6531 3 года назад +15

    The way he would make lite of such divisive issues....the way he would make a serious racial issues into something so humorous. He was always amazing! Thank you for sharing your humor with the world Ralphie May

  • @sethverzinski7202
    @sethverzinski7202 4 года назад +167

    He is dead on about Denver International Airport, wayyyy to big for where it’s at, have to take a train and a 15 minute walk to get to the baggage claim, and another 20 minute walk and 15 minute bus ride to the rental car dealership. Went on a fly fishing trip and coming from Michigan it was INSANE. And there’s nothing but fields and rolling hills for miles around you can barely make out the mountains and the city of Denver from the airport parking lot😂

    • @mattpeacock5208
      @mattpeacock5208 4 года назад +4

      You should try changing planes in that behemoth! It sucks out loud!

    • @thepsyc_one4245
      @thepsyc_one4245 4 года назад +1

      Not lying.

    • @llchase326
      @llchase326 4 года назад +8

      I thought Houston Airport was huge! Denver is waaayyy worse! Then there's that giant escalator and the superfast train. Good Lord!

    • @mrbeefy604
      @mrbeefy604 4 года назад +2

      @@llchase326 theres a fucking train in the airport..?
      As a Canadian this news is absurd, I thought my tiny ass city had a big air port.. this Denver airport sounds the same size as one of the districts here

    • @rocknroll7065
      @rocknroll7065 4 года назад +3

      I live there and I agree it's huge but it might be necessary considering how busy it is. It far away from downtown but there are also neighborhoods near the airport.

  • @jamesclough7656
    @jamesclough7656 4 года назад +8

    😂😂😂 mystic may could see the future! This is so relatable today it's unreal!

  • @adicus10001
    @adicus10001 4 года назад +38

    The not covering their mouth joke seems more on the nose in 2020 damn

  • @xrpuertorican4472
    @xrpuertorican4472 2 года назад +19

    As a Chinese man. He's dead on. 😆

  • @irockz281982
    @irockz281982 Год назад +4

    Damn, I wish he were still around. RIP Ralphie. 🙏 A legend comedian. 😂

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed so long, and so loudly with one COMEDIAN. Some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard.

  • @khb6686
    @khb6686 3 года назад +5

    You stay up player, I am sure I will be in your audience with a huge blunt soon enough. Much love.

  • @danielives379
    @danielives379 3 года назад +8

    This should be on every commercial about Covid19. . 😂

  • @bridgetmccracken1381
    @bridgetmccracken1381 4 года назад +5

    Own this DVD and LOVE it!!! God I miss this man

  • @stein1385
    @stein1385 2 года назад +3

    Miss this guy so much. Rest in piece Ralphie May

  • @alec1403
    @alec1403 4 года назад +8

    "Dirty, bird flu-ey mutha..." OH MY GOSH 😂😂😂

  • @shanty4590
    @shanty4590 Месяц назад +1

    This guy is just the bomb, watching him with his facial movements reminds me of Neal E Boyed of AGT, Loved the both of them. UK guy just saying at it is RESPECT ✊🏻

  • @calebcologna8681
    @calebcologna8681 4 года назад +4

    I’ve heard the bit but never this rendition of it and it’s SO GOOD

  • @1besieged
    @1besieged 4 года назад +27

    Ralphie May : premonition of the corona virus!! ;D* love you Ralphie May , wish you were still alive!!

  • @StankyToe
    @StankyToe 3 года назад +15

    The train story sounded like covid coming to America

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 3 года назад

      Indeed. I just discovered this guy…..he’s priceless. I just finished harvesting the bok choy in my garden. Seriously. Thought I was gonna bust a gut.

  • @isaacjones400
    @isaacjones400 2 года назад +3

    Didn't even know this guy was gone but I do know he is funny as hell🤘🏽 (rest in Paradise)

  • @leviefrauim1425
    @leviefrauim1425 2 года назад +3

    So funny, so honest, so creative. Just brilliant stuff.

    • @reflectionsoftheday3894
      @reflectionsoftheday3894 2 года назад

      In april 2020, th governor was ordering 15 refrigerated trucks every other week. I said he should have lined them up on the runways at dia to let the tourists know it's a one-way trip for most. They closed down the winter extreme sports in Feb & made everyone leave the ski resorts at once. Thousands were trapped like sardines at dia for over a month. Most planes quit flying. Those who bought season passes never got refunds. this state is corrupt. Last year, they made human fertilizer legal here & they've been doing it for over 6 months now. They got tired of building mass graves
      State of colora today? They have to cancel most booked events due to more deaths, including sports & concerts. DIA is built over a mass native american cemetery.

  • @user-mj7gm6gj9v
    @user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 года назад +36

    When I learned that Ralphie was closely associated with Sam Kinison, everything in life seemed to make sense.

    • @EarthUPC
      @EarthUPC 4 года назад +2

      Hi, where’d you find the cool number font!?

    • @adrianhayden7430
      @adrianhayden7430 4 года назад +1

      @@EarthUPC Damn I wanna know too

  • @AbrahamC92
    @AbrahamC92 4 года назад +9

    6:55 that's that "A Quiet Place" scream.

  • @davidphillips57
    @davidphillips57 3 года назад +1

    Perhaps Ralphie's Finest Hour,, I can't even guess how many times I've watched this clip, God Love Him, I wish I could thank him for these 11 minutes........

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 2 года назад +5

    This bit had me dreading flying into Denver the first time I went (mostly the walking), but I guess I just lucked out. The train wasn’t crowded, it took me where I needed to go, I got my bag easily, and I barely had to walk.

  • @Mr.Chris96
    @Mr.Chris96 2 года назад +3

    Tuberculosis express had me crying 😂🤣

  • @observerfx212
    @observerfx212 4 года назад +73

    Remember when the whole POINT of comedy was to piss somebody off? RIP RM and comedy too.

    • @observerfx212
      @observerfx212 4 года назад +4

      ​@No Fuckingway Of course comedy should be funny, but I just assumed you the reader are smarter than to need such basic explanations. Guess I was wrong. Too bad you totally missed my main point, it's a shame, because it alludes to a rich history in the field - and to something today's comedy has tragically lost, which is the real point of the statement. Maybe instead of aspiring to be a gamma grammar nazi you should try to address the main points being made. If you want to talk with the grownups, and not celebrate your own slow lobotomy of mainstream "entertainment".

    • @yaboibelua7328
      @yaboibelua7328 4 года назад +1

      Observer FX get over yourself, the only point you made was that the objective of comedy was to piss people off.

    • @observerfx212
      @observerfx212 4 года назад +1

      @@yaboibelua7328 It's called a sense of humor. Maybe you should take your own advice.

    • @yaboibelua7328
      @yaboibelua7328 4 года назад +1

      Observer FX bruh what do you think was so humorous about your little rant

    • @observerfx212
      @observerfx212 4 года назад +1

      @@yaboibelua7328 To you? Obviously nothing. It clearly struck a nerve in you, comrade.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 11 месяцев назад

    R.I.P Ralphie, I miss that laugh so much. Wish you were still here to continue to make us laugh. But at least we have these great clips and memories to look back on

  • @Psycho_912
    @Psycho_912 2 года назад +4

    Damn we need this guy now more than ever.

  • @lucashawks5384
    @lucashawks5384 2 года назад +1

    “Baggage claim 92 where am I at 6” I swear that gets me every time 😂

  • @rodneybernard7094
    @rodneybernard7094 4 года назад +8

    RIP RALPHIE... YOU WERE AWESOME BROTHER, MISS YOUR COMEDY!!!

  • @DarinK-y6d
    @DarinK-y6d 3 месяца назад

    Ralph is my favorite comic of all time and I never knew that he had passed away until I just read these comments, what a drag😢

  • @juliodelacruz1678
    @juliodelacruz1678 4 года назад +22

    Black man with a golf cart!!

  • @joshjegel6550
    @joshjegel6550 2 года назад +1

    One of the best in the biz! Wish he was still here with us RIP

  • @SuperJiggawhat
    @SuperJiggawhat 3 года назад +13

    This skit just may explain why we are in a pandemic, just saying..... HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @MJLovesNature
    @MJLovesNature Год назад +1

    Currently sitting at Denver airport, this bit has been going through my head since I got here. I wish I could play it on one of the big screens in here lmao

  • @jontnoneya3404
    @jontnoneya3404 4 года назад +8

    OMG - so funny. Jesus must be having a blast with you. RIP you legend!!

  • @BobbyGeneric145
    @BobbyGeneric145 2 года назад +1

    Its so sad that the people who give us the most laughter are often the most down hearted.

  • @briancunningham3283
    @briancunningham3283 3 года назад +3

    Could use your comedy to make us laugh in these terrible days. Rip brother

  • @darkvoid2075
    @darkvoid2075 Год назад +2

    Ralphie will always be a God of comedy. I mean he even predicted Covid.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah Год назад

      He didn’t predict anything: stuff like this is precisely why these diseases keep coming out of China.

  • @robinjoy2789
    @robinjoy2789 4 года назад +4

    When he did the China mans reaction and the duck eye 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @akh5243
    @akh5243 Год назад +1

    OMG , I remember the 90s jackets!!! It used to be just like the one ralphie wearing bright orange, green and blue !! We think we're awesome and fashionable!! Absolutely, we were happy that's days. I wish my happiness return back to me .

  • @jesseblack9938
    @jesseblack9938 2 года назад +4

    Rest easy big Bubba you was a great, now you can fly high and tell jokes all night much love and respect to legend Ralphie May

    • @calebreitman7412
      @calebreitman7412 2 года назад

      Why do you talk like lucky from king of the hill

  • @plagued_insomnia2709
    @plagued_insomnia2709 5 месяцев назад

    RIP to this man he will always be my favorite stand up comedian.

  • @maryshoemaker1334
    @maryshoemaker1334 3 года назад +3

    He's so funny, omgoodness 🤣🤣🤣 RIParadise Ralphie 💙🙏💙

  • @anastacie40
    @anastacie40 3 года назад +2

    He was 100% correct. The Denver Airport, is a clusterf*@k nightmare (sights,smells,confusion&all), to navigate through.:/:/ RIP, brother and bless you for the accurate "heads-up."

  • @danagasumova9179
    @danagasumova9179 4 года назад +10

    Incidentally, Purrell showers are now a thing!

  • @danielives379
    @danielives379 Год назад

    I wish i could find more "Austintatious" Ralphy May. This special was hilarious.
    As was RALPHY. R.I.P Big Man.
    Thanks for the laughs.

  • @jeffreys2868
    @jeffreys2868 4 года назад +6

    On point and apparently timeless!

  • @michaellou7101
    @michaellou7101 3 года назад +2

    I don't think anyone would walk around with a hanging roast duck......but the coughing is real. It's much better now.

  • @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII
    @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII 4 года назад +21

    Haha ever seen an escalator break, turns into a slide.

    • @alexmangogna1855
      @alexmangogna1855 4 года назад +1

      @Anthony Ramsey sorry for the convenience

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 4 года назад +2

      @ Anthony and Alex 😎👍🏻
      That little back and forth warmed my heart.
      'Sorry for the convenience' is one of my favourite one liners of all time. 😁👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
      Another great comic gone too young though 😔

    • @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII
      @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII 4 года назад

      @Anthony Ramsey google it and yes I get the Mitch reference

    • @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII
      @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII 4 года назад +1

      @@SANDSCORCHER died at 45, maxx weight was 800lbs, average weight for a male human 192lbs with a little morbid humor and math magic he died at the ripe old age of 180!

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 4 года назад

      😆👍🏻

  • @senecajohnson2508
    @senecajohnson2508 11 месяцев назад

    I barley discovered you and already have a heavy chest hearing the tragedy RIP Ralphie may

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 2 года назад +5

    Bert Kreischer, one of Ralphie's close friends told shocking stories about going for dinner with him after he died. ... He would usually order about 4 entree's and 3 desserts in one sittting, and the time that Bert took him out for sushi when Ralphie ordered and wolfed down $1200 worth. ... SOMEONE should have intervened somehow to help Ralphie with his fatal addiction.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 года назад +3

      I wish someone had. He was one of the funniest people ever. Sad thing these days, people encourage those addictions.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +1

      They did. I learned about him on a show called Celebrity Fit Club that used to air on Sunday nights. He worked harder than anyone else trying to lose the weight. Definitely gone too soon

  • @christopherton
    @christopherton 3 месяца назад +1

    His Chinese coughing bit is spot on. SF or Hong Kong same Thang

  • @lynnettegriggs8212
    @lynnettegriggs8212 Год назад +4

    We miss ya Ralphie. RIP

  • @kardoar
    @kardoar 2 года назад +1

    Ralphie would break everyone today with his dont give af funny truth jokes