Bill Burr comedy on Black People.
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“Black dudes with dirty sneakers scare the fuck outta me “ Fax that tells me bro out there living that life
He is right they scare 😱 me to and I'm black ⚫️ too!!!
More scarier than them crispy black Air Force ones
I’d argue it’s the opposite for white guys 🤷🏼♂️
😂😂😂Sadly it's all true 💯💯💯💯
😉 💯 💯 💯 😉
As a black person i gotta say Bill is on point with just about everything.He is not scared to tease and joke about black guys because everything he says has no ill intent, just pure comedy.
Don't forget his in-laws are black.
Actually he is wrong about Hitler. Jesse Owens got a lot of praise in Germany and was greeted by Hitler. Jesse Owens wrote about that himself. He went back to America and he was segregated immediately again and he didn't receive any praise from the US president. Hitler showed more respect and praise to him.
@@tonioparanov5202 Of course, the "strong browns" aren't as lowly as the "worthless Jews."
Lubby, nice to see my fellow SA enjoying Bill
@@frostiestcaptain5620 They were never claimed to be worthless. They were exposed as deceivers and disturbers of the order and peace. And they still do it until today.
Bill married a black chick. He’s not a racist. He’s just observant. Thank God some people still have the balls to laugh about shit.
It doesn't take balls, it takes sense. The genius of his comedy is that there are people in this day and age on the left _and_ the right who can get a laugh out of it because the only side he's really on is his own.
Bill has a reputation for being insensitive but in reality he's just telling everyone to calm down and get some perspective, regardless of their race, sex, religious beliefs, or political leanings.
Shit, I'm far from being thick skinned; if someone says something bad about me in just the right way I'll curl up in a ball and cry about it to myself and any of my friends who are around, but at the same time I'd like to live in a world where people can laugh at themselves and not constantly act like they're on guard for any personal attacks.
I say this as someone who opposes racism, sexism, homophobia, and is fine with using someone else's preferred gender pronouns. I'm what people stereotype as the oversensitive millennial but the difference is I can tell the difference between someone trying to be insensitive, someone making an honest error (see wrong pronouns and microagressions), and someone just making fun out of the stupid things that people treat as sacred by using provable facts to make observation based jokes (see Bill Burr).
Sorry if I went a bit off topic there, my train of thought occasionally gets derailed.
@@MythicSuns pronouns and microagressions ? Don't smoke crack then type, it makes you sound douchy.
@@MythicSunsI get what you mean and I agree with ya. Better to be an over sensitive millennial than a racist, simple minded, bigoted piece of meat with eyes.
And if you ever listen to their podcast, you'll find she has the exact same sense of humour as he does. They absolutely rip into each other.
fucking a black person dn mean you are not racist....
"I'm standing on Malcolm X and Danny Glover" I spit out my water lol
Such a great line. Up there with “get outta the pooool!” 🤣
it's crazy when you know the areas he's talking about too (well there aint no danny glover street, but you get what i mean) 🤣
Lol thats what I came to say.
I choked on my chips!!
@@drewcalhoun381 once he said 2 train I was like oh nah where is she bringing him lmao
I like it when we can all laugh at each other. We've all got our issues.
Yo!!👏🏿
Fr bro. I hate when people take everything to seriously.
Best comment
thats why the whole race shit should just go and let whoever call people the n word let them call us crackers whatever who gives a shit if its not in the intention of hate why does it matter its just the same as calling someone a wog, im half Italian and Greek and i got called a wog and other "slander" names relating to my ethnicity but i didnt go " what did you say racist" i just insult them back and move on with my day. my mum used to get spat on and bashed for being one of the few european kids in the whole school and people have called her a wog her whole life and she doesnt complain shes proud of it just like i am, so i dont see why the n word has to be any different, own it and move on with your life literally every other race has why are the blacks the only ones that still have an issue ? its like the only card they have against whites or something but its so petty, no one really even uses it to insult anyway, youd be surprised how many white people call each other the n word i dont think its because theyre racist but a ni__er is like a mate or bro essentially so whats the issue in that ?? i guarantee 99.99% of people say it and have not even an inkling of thought about intending it to be racist.
Word life.
Bill is such a natural comedian .He just narrates his thoughts.
your a natural slurpee
@@JasonBlack66 I am not KOOL enough to understand whether your insulting me or complimenting me It matters not
He's awesome. Better than Chapelle. Burr never did no 8min bit abt Stovetop that didn't have any jokes in it.
His wife is black
@@lestercross5123
I think you missed the punchline there genius.
Bill I am black & black dudes with dirty sneakers scare me also. 😂
Lmmfao👏 😂
I literally just spit out a mouthful of juice on my computer monitor!!!! Spot on analysis!!!!
FACTS 🔥💥🤣👊🏾
especially if they black air forces im not scared but i’ll definitely be on guard 😭😭🙅🏿
Don't like to admit it, but goin off statistics from years of observation and dealing with n*ggas on the daily, it's all true. If his shoes and style are trash, his life probably is too and he dgaf to pick a fight with anybody and everybody.
The way bill acknowledges the tension in the room as soon as it appears is masterful
Omg, yes.
“got nice cars, all the women, and they still fkn mad”😂😂😂😭 im dead asf😭
I'm a black woman and I'm with Bill on almost every point!!! 🤣🤣🤣
You fine as hell lmao
I'm a native american midget that identifies as a toaster and I also agree with Bill on every single point!
haha
sorry but reading that comment just feels off. Makes you ask “why”
@@allaboutthemurzic so sweet
@@TheVanillatech I'm a transsexuals nazi Eskimo and I also agree with everything Bill said !
As a white athlete, can confirm. Worked my ass off for years to get good at the pole vault in high school. And was pretty good, for a white guy. Tryouts for the senior year season, a black kid (freshman) who wanted to run track but was "trying things out" to see which event he wanted to get into, within ONE HOUR of pickup the pole for the first time in his life, was within 6 inches of my best jump ever. Only one thing I could do: switch to skiing. That kid went all state in his first year as a vaulter, the talented little shit. LOL
Good one
White people bred blacks to be strong enough to work as slaves. Now they own sports
Ever heard of cool runnings?
Lol. Hmm what sport can’t underprivileged black kids afford… “I’m found skiing”
I actually have the simple answer for this conundrum, to be honest I thought it was general knowledge as I read it in an article as a child many years ago; people from African descent a.k.a black people have longer heels, like the bone is longer at the back, hence they can run faster and for stamina, basically like a car's engine design with airflow in the front to ventilate and cool down the engine, black people have larger nostrils and generally directed more to the front in comparison to white people having long noses and narrow, downward facing nostrils which restricts airflow, (white people in general have better sense of smell). Alas, black people are superior athletes when it comes to Olympic activities, i.e; jumping, sprinting, there are also bones in the hands, which makes them better at gripping, so grappling or wrestling and even general fist and bone density is superior to white people. On the contrary black people have an extremely low % of non-dark brown irises, with the multitude of eye colors, white people's eyes are superior.
These aren't racist things, it's only racist when it's perceived as such. It's biological, statistical facts! When we can all embrase our limitations and allow people do what they do best, humanity can continue with evolution.
Untill then we're stuck in this racial loop being kept alive by a shallow minded people.
“I’m on the corner of Malcolm X and Danny Glover” 😂😂😂
This man is a genius 😂😂😂I’m a black man and he got my side hurting
You have Paul Blart actors name? That's cool as hell bro hope you go very far in life
Brilliant. As a Black guy, would love to see more of this from other ethnicities. It's funny as hell here, but it's a learning experience.
There's a pretty good Arab comic coming out of Detroit that's earned his seat at the cook out. I forgot his name but he will be on TV in June.
@@rasheed7934 Good lookin' out!
Try Russel Peters...
@@MrAlmaguinyour a man of culture I used to listen to him in the old days
@@MrAlmaguin Exactly what I was thinking. He can even go farther because he is a brown man. Love his take on Chinese and his dad's Indian mannerisms. :)
These pieces are priceless at so many levels. He surfs seamlessly through issues that could have killed anybody else's career.
Well it’s not racist because he has no ill intent he’s not making fun of black people
That's because he lives or has lived with and among black people. His peers were black people.
I lived that way as well and when you go back around whites and talk openly like that, they look at you like you've committed a crime and you wind up wondering why you all of a sudden feel like a bad person.
If you grow up with or spend years with black folk, you joke about race differences. You hear sht about yourself and you acknowledge the obvious about them. Nobody is afraid to be real.
If you see someone afraid to say "black," you know they haven't lived around black people.
@@normaforsyth7950 good points.
@@normaforsyth7950You assume way too much bud.💀
@@dubwub4667 I made no presumptions or assumptions.
Everything I said after I said 'I lived that way as well,' is true of mine or my peers experiences. Maybe its because I said "you" instead of "I" but that's a pretty common way to speak when ONE considers their experiences common or average and not unique.
EVERY time I've known or hung around whites who have grown up with or lived years in black communities of this kind, they have acted or talked or joked like this. As do I. So I feel pretty comfortable saying it as if it were a common experience.
No assumptions there. Just personal experiences with me, my friends, and now personal observations, every day, of hundreds of people in my town.
Put it like this: If all dogs you have been around bite you, and all dogs you've seen around your peers bite them, and you see all dogs in a new town you moved to bite everyone in that town, its normal for you to say "Dogs bite you." Its just beyond assumption or presumption at that point.
I’m black and I’m not going to Harlem on the train n getting off at 125 😂😂. N that’s exactly how we feel n what we do when we go to the burbs 😂😂😂
125th is so nice now. More police than people. Harlem is gentrified.
Not at 3am
@@MeaghanTamara yeah it's definitely changing there, if you compare it to what it was like 30 years ago it is a drastic change. 🤔
Remember, Bill was thinking with his dick at that point. “125th Street ain’t so bad at 4 in the morning. Look, there’s only 5 black guys standing at the corner instead of 25.” 🙂
@@MeaghanTamara it's not all gentrified
What’s a bodega takes me out everytime 🤣🤣🤣
He's so genuine and willing to laugh at himself you can't help but love the guy.
word so white NYers can feel street. It's a fn convenience store or corner store
I laughed louder than I usually do 😂
Can someone please explain what one is
@@Quayd_McMahonit's top secret.
0:54 got me in tears because I literally got on black timbs with my shirt and hat matching 😂
Me rn lmaoooo
@@RomanInDaRain shit too accurate 😂
😂😂
@@kamdawg00 😂 it’s really just an easy style to pull off as long as you put it together properly
When I went to college in 1999 I was a white dude from a kind of suburban/rural area and my roommate was a black guy from Detroit. My entire collection of shoes consisted of a single pair of sneakers and a pair of Doc Martens; he shows up with like 30 boxes of Timbs and Jordans. It blew my mind.
Bill Burr is one of the last guys who could make interracial comedy work even in todays environment. Because he`s such a great comedian and he has the credibility. People from all political sides can learn from this man how to LAUGH TOGETHER about different lives and lifestyles instead of mocking each other and how to be happy together through this. This guy is basically a comedic genius is what im saying.
You just know that "He's wearing the same shit" joke definitely happened to him, and most likely was said by Patrice O'Neal.
RIP Patrice!
bill burr a national fuckin treasure we gotta protect this man pure legend 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I've heard all these jokes before but still here at 1 a.m laughing like a maniac.
My favourite part is ".....well, they came up there"
Me too. I love this guy!!!!
Very clever how he talks race not offending anyone AND everyone agrees. Talented guy for sure😂
He’s a genius comedian all the top black comedians love him and hold him in their top 5 which is a massive deal
Theo Von does the same thing...everyone of all races laugh right along with*
*each other. Such a skill/talent to have!*
I don't think it's that hard.
@TrudyPatootie no he doesn't. Theo von is very facetious.
Im actually offended, he should not say these things
I love this dude's comedy. My favorite white comedian.
Like I can watch his standup over and over and laugh (just as hard) every time like I never saw it before 😂🤣😂🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Check out his podcast, watch him in breaking bad
his set up and his delivery is too good you can never tell if he is pissed off or impressed that boston accent is spot on for his style of comedy it just adds another level 😭😭
Big Jay oakerson is great too
@@azureandnoir3274 And his accent is toned down for his routines. Watch the RUclips videos of him giving a tour of Boston. There are two of them. That's where he reverts back to his roots and has a wicked haahd accent ked.. I'm from the same area so I can verify.
Black 😂😅😂😅😂😅
“I’m not saying you can’t be scientists. I’m just saying that if there was a race to the microscopes, you would win.”😂😂😂
Lmao. And then hitler gets popped in
The black women laughing at his jokes in the crowd are so beautiful and are in my heart.
🙄 Okaaay 😂
Racist
@@garlicglizzy4374😂
Bill Burr genius. He can unravel a sacred topic and flip it.
Perfect example of how people grew up years ago side by side having a laugh and not taking differences personally. Now it serves politicians to point out differences putting people against eachother for their own manifestos and purposes. Great work Bill. Keeping things in perspective with laughter
I think you might be remembering a Lifetime movie.
No remembering life as it used to be back for everyone got so sensitive thanks to politicians and lifetime.
EXACTLY
Well, not when people were segregated obviously.
@@lewisham they were segregated then? BS. The late 1900s were the best times. Now it's more racially and politically divided than ever thanks to politicians.
“I dont see rims” 😂😂😂
That runaway slave bit killed😂😂😂
Even black people are terrified of a group of other black dudes just hanging out,,,,, late night,,,,,, specifically down the road you need to walk past. Its crazy 😂
Bill’s material doesn’t just stand up to the test of time, it jumps over nine white guys and dunks on it. Brilliant comedy, pricelessly funny. Still funny after multiple views.
Multiple views bud!😂
I see what you did there 😏
You had me in the 1st half.😂
“Just tackle the guy! Or move out of the way or something. Don’t you get tired of those nuts flying over your head all the time?” 🤣🤣🤣
@@zelmo73 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comedy is best, when it has truth in it. Thanks Bill
Absolutely hilarious 😂 as a black man I approve 😂
Didn’t need to approval lol
He was soo on point about the black dude with dirty sneakers line. Especially if they're some dirty air force ones. That's the symbol of a savage 🤣🤣🤣
"African persuasion" lmao
Chapelle and Burr my two favorites ever
That Hitler limo ride from the 1936 Olympics was just 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zo, izt a nice day, izn’t it? ☠️
Bill Burr can win over any crowd no matter their background. Dude transcends race, nationality and all other social constructs. Gotta love him. He's brilliant!
"Theres still liquid in my cup so..."
🤣 i swear dude his bits never get old
I know "come up here.... well they came up there..." 💀 Lol
@@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 Yes and the next big mouth, shit talking coward that dares me to come up there ... had to be part of their decision.
I love that he makes respectful human observations. Dude truly listens and thinks about who he's known in the past. And then he speaks from a real place. No stereotypes or disrespect just real shit
That last clip was a master class. "well we accidentally already made the super race. We just stole/bought a bunch of them and gave them a free gym membership for a hundred years".
D A M N
😂 that part had me rolling
This guy is George Carlin level brilliant.
Naa man, this dude curb stomps Carlin.
I told a friend last week that Carlin and Burr are in my top 5
@@jdb3160not curb stomps come on. Carlin for his time was genius and the best with Pryor. It’s completely different times. I like Burr more but curb stomps is too much
Carlin was just an angry self-hating White guy. In that regard, they're exactly the same. Burr is actually funny though, unlike carlin.
He’s good. But he’s not that good
Bill Burr will ALWAYS be welcomed to the Cookout! 😂💜
Fix a plate for Bill and put everything on it!!!
even the pie and cole slaw??
@@danf4447 HELL YEAH!!! As long as he doesn't bring the potato salad
@@missayawklet him bring it! It's invited to the carne asada as well
Y’all using those invites to loosely
I've never actually watched Bill Burr do stand-up, but this shit is hilarious!!! I haven't literally lol'd in so long
Check out all his stuff,he is amazing,funniest guy doing stand up
Look up his coverage of the 2016 election. Sitting on the panel with Joe Rogan.
You gotta watch Opie & Anthony with Patrice Oneal, one of Bills best friends.
Dude! Bill BURR is the MAN!!!!! One of my all time favorite comedians! Comedic GENIUS!
The guy's wit is unmatched, just unmatched the way he sells it.
i'm from harlem, i fucking love bill he's so dope
And this is what we call 'comedy' people. No disrespect, just humor! Way to go Bill Burr!
As a non-athlete white guy I laughed my ass off. Bill Burr is a comic genius that makes us laugh at ourselves.
😂😂 that driving to the suburbs is real talk..thats exactly how i be feeling when i go see my snow bunny...tense af😂😂😂
"Where'd all the taxis go?" 😆😆
The white Dave Chappell, I love him, super funny, and I love his mind.
Bro seriously did a successful hitler joke 😂😂
Reading the comments,I finally understand why people were avoiding me in rougher areas when i was visiting the US.
I wore old, raggedy Airforces lol
All white? If so, you steal shit.
I love when we can all laugh at one another. ❤
I love Bill he’s hilarious 😂😀😀😀
I love Bill he’s hilarious 😂😀😀😀
YES Black people like myself like to COOOORDINATE our outfits 😂🤣.. I love Bill and I’ve been a fan of his comedy, he’s honest and what he saying are FACTS and its funny I’m still laughing
The clipped way he says "quick twitch" lmfao
Almost like he's using quick twitch muscles to talk.
Bill Burr on black people, hilarious as hell
When I first heard Bill Burr's bit about not being able to hang out with Black dudes I was reminded of Chapelle's bit in 2004 about not wanting to get high with his Black friends anymore. Hilarious shit...
He wrote for that show 🙏
@@carrascom86 Yep.
This was hilarious, it's ok to laugh at each others observations, we're all the same, just a little different
Right!
I love how you put that, OP 🖤
My feelings exactly, you get it and it’s nice to know people like you are out there. Give’s me a little bit more hope
We are ALL human beings.
No such thing as another race. A person is kind of a dunce if they think a different skin tone constitutes a new "race."
“I’m telling ya man, that’s the funny thing about Hitler…”
Remarkable timing to take a sip of water 😂😂😂
Stepped on a gangsters sneakers in middle school one time, first near death experience 😂
Omfgggg....its 4am and im crying laughing, Bill is one of the best.
Go to bed
This guy is easily becoming one of the GOATs.
Around 9-13 minutes I just wish white ppl understood 80% of black would feel same way going into the hood at 3am😂😂
It’s just sad that their even are “hoods” 💀
Bill you’re amazing 😂😂😂…Top 3 for sure
He won't SHUT UP!!!🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are comedy legends and best thing in 25yrs
Forgetting quite a few there
@@nolesy34 nope.
@@crabtrap eddie?
@@nolesy34 Eddie is great, but he is not tge observational story teller that Burr/chappel are. And he certainly never took the risks of these two.
But eddie is a awesome comedic actor
@@crabtrap *laughs in eddie
Eh eh eh eh😎
I can honestly say Bill is a good guy telling jokes for everyone. About the friends that always seem to have on something new, that shit is real, I am the black guy version of Bill who irons the good shirt.
Bill can ALWAYS, always brighten my day, he is dead on, on like everything he says. Love it
I'm Black. This is funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣
Nah fr😂😂😂
Don't qualify it, he is however, funny as hell! 🤣😁💥
Don't forget that he's married to a sister. 🖤
It really is! And good to laugh at things ya know?
@@MrTPainSo? If he wasn’t he would still be just as funny tf is wrong wit you? 💀
Bill burr is sooo slept on
No he’s not he’s famous af 🤣🤣
“Danny Glover street” 🤣🤣🤣
"got nice car, lots of women and this dude is still mad" 🤣
I have tears running down my face, and now for some rebuttal, and to keep them flowing, some Chappelle.... LOL
One of the greatest comedians ever.
Bill is the perfect example of how to joke with us without getting weird
"OH FUCK ADAM CLAYTON" 😂😂😂
Lol! He's definitely invited to the cookout😂💯🎯
"But If there was a race to the microscope 🔬 you'd win" !
"Dude what's a Bodega?...let's get the F*
Bill burr is a complete comedian, and he has that surprise element with the bombs that he drops out of nowhere 😂😂😂😂 he is just too hilarious.
Give this man his flowers 🌹🌹👏🏼
If he became successful from his comedy already why are you still puffing on his lower region …wierd ass
I was in prison for 9 yrs and sometimes a stereotype is just how it mostly is in a certain community. I said mostly. And it's not necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes it just is
Oh because you were in prison that means it’s true? Maybe it’s just the most notable thing about a little part of the community
Stereotypes exist for a reason
Every race is pegged with stereotypes - they’re human.
@@TheyCallMeFhaze and maybe I said MOSTLY and then even pointed out that I said MOSTLY and maybe I was only speaking ab my own personal experience so your response is an inundated and erroneous addition to what I said as an OBVIOUS relation to one specific situation.
@@TheyCallMeFhaze the "not all" argument is BY FAR the least respected and thought-out of all retorts...
It basically tells everyone you are too cowardice to confront the subject matter like an adult.
It waste everyone's time and labels you as simple minded for all to see.
Do better.
As a black person. I co sign for this 🤝👌
I have watched this a dozen times and I am still crying tears.
He hits every topic with great thought and excellent delivery.
I love Bill🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He's funny without being offensive😊❤️😂🤣😂
Burr is a genious
I'm black and this shit is funny asf
See, this guy is somehow immune from cancellation. He can pretty much say what he wants and can’t get cancelled. Him and Chappelle.
One of the all time best
Bro was on point about the sneakers ! I stay in south central Los Angeles, all we keep clean is the car and the sneakers. Anyone who doesn’t is just a menace to society
Brilliant comedian! Self deprecating humor is the purest form of intelligent humor.
As a black man I liked this video before the ad ended.
He is one of my favorites
Always can count on my guy Bill to come back to time and time again.
I can’t breathe listening to Bill