One thing I heard from a retired police officer of over 20 years: When they go to a domestic violence scene, and if the woman comes up to them and starts telling them what he did, and this and that, then it's likely that she's the one who started it and he's the victim. But if she's quiet and not doing much when they're there, and not saying much, then he started it and she's the victim.
@@AT-yj8gl Yeah it probably is. He was talking about his experience over his 20+ year career. So it's not an absolute but it must have been common enough that they could know what was going on just by observing these signs.
@@AT-yj8gl it’s generally accurate and not always true but studies even show it well not the yelling out part but most women in those kinds of relationships say little remain quite and that’s a proven trend not fact but a proven trend
@@AT-yj8gl not the oc's generalization, but, as he said, it came from the retired cop. As 2 others told you, yet you never followed up, it's not always true, but studies do support that as a general trend
I hit a woman once. It was a firm backhand. She had being yelling and screaming at me because she was drunk for the last few hours and causing all sorts of crap at my friends place (she was abusive every once in a while but this was the worst she had being). Then while I was driving her back home she grabbed the wheel and tried to turn it so that the car went into oncoming traffic at 80km/hr. So I backhanded her. It just came out of no where and wasn't planned but an automatic response. She yelled, screamed and cried for the rest of the night about it as I tried to get her home safely. I had to call the cops to take her home in the end. She told them that I had beat her but they didn't even take my statement. They knew what was up. I've had people tell me that I was wrong for hitting her because 'it's never OK'. One chick went off at me at a party when my best friend told her the story as he was also in the car. Load of bullshit.
+Kent Merr You did the right thing. Not only did she try to kill you both, but she also threatened the lives of other drivers when she tried to force the wheel into on-coming traffic. She needed the message that you can't do shit like that, and the back of your hand happened to be the messenger.
You were in the car with a woman.. and you backhanded her? What the FOCK is wrong with you mon.. you never do that.. ever. Being in a car, there is no space to swing, there is no momentum built up and you can't even get your hips to follow through for impact! Stop and get out of the car next time.. make us bros proud.
I used to be a “There is never a reason to put your hands on a woman” believer, then I married an abusive psycho who tried to seriously hurt me. I have changed my mind.
The thing is, violence wouldn't solve any problem. Genders don't even matter in this. Self-defense is a whole different story and of course you'll have to save yourself if you're getting physically attacked. But if it's all emotional abuse and manipulation, then you have to fight it by other means, and basically figure out how to run away with minimal casualties.
To each their own, i left an abousive relationship aftrr she told he rcousin right in fromt of me "man i just wanna hit him right now". I left, blocked her number, and never talked to her again. I feel like theres always another way, but im not 100% right, so.
@@BradHawk-ev1yg the notion of just violence is blurry and tricky as fuck because the harm received always feels bigger than the harm inflicted. So we can think we are "just" in our retribution but most of time we are not and therefore the "punished" person feel like she was unfairly and overly punished for her actions and tend to retaliate back to makes things even. That's why violence escalate most of the time and each party feel self righteous.
@@cepahreinholt8710 No, no, just violence is applied once and the issue no longer exists. Removing the need for any further action, maximum efficiency.
I watched a district judge give sentence to a girl who stabbed her boyfriend 40 times. While in the courtroom the family was trying to hold back the tears as the details were presented. She rolled her eyes. The judge got asked to duct tape her mouth shut: “You’re lucky this isn’t a death penalty state or else you’d get the chair.” Towards the end of it he screamed: “I HOPE YOU DIE IN PRISON!!!” So if anyone says there’s no reason to hit a woman. Yeah, tell that to this lady’s ex boyfriend.
Here are some women in comments selling the same crap of "u should not act violently if she hit u, just ask for divorce (later)". Either they are too smart or too dumb
I told my wife at the beginning of our relationship that so long as she never hits me I will never hit her. This arraignment has worked flawlessly for 13 years so far.
My wife once went so crazy of drinking alcohol for several hours . She insulted and humiliate me for hours. I locked the door of the bathroom to make it my emergency-room to avoid her screaming at me. She pounded and kicked the door and didn't stop of screaming at me. All of a sudden I heard her unlocking the door with a screwdriver. She opened the door and stormed into the bathroom with a 20cm long and big screwdriver, ready to stab me with it. I disarmed her with three heavy punches to her face which resulted in a black eye an bruises. She screamed that I hit her and ran to the neighbors.... Self defense it allowed if you are threatened with serious injury caused by a wappon. Women often forget this.They often think that they are untouchable. Wrong sight on life!
women smack men all the time and everyone thinks well the guy probably deserved it, but if a man smacks a woman, even if she hit him first, everyone flips their shit.
Thats true for me. I'm not the perfect boyfriend but in all my fights with my girl, she is the one being physical always. Pushed, shoved, scratched, punched (on the body though)...I got the scratches and bruises, they sometimes hurt but i have a male constitution and bigger (honestly, they hardly bothers me at all) so I took it. Plus no one will give a fuck anyway if I got hurt. They probably laugh at me if I complain, wouldn't they? Wouldnt you , "ladies"? I sincerely love her and forgives (and she always apologises) but yes, through it all I kept thinking how fucked up it is that its ok for society to accept guys being battered by women but GODDAMN if you even speak harshly to a woman in public. Whereas if a guy gets that or even were hit, EVERYONE will immediately think the guy is a fucking jerk and probably deserves it.
As a woman who experienced domestic violence I 100% support this comedians stance. He is speaking the truth, bravely, boldly and unapologetically. He's the type of guy that would step in to defend a woman/ child being attacked. Bless all you wonderful Men.
As a man who has experienced domestic violence myself. 1st allow me to say .I'm sorry for what was done to you. And 2nd. my hats off to you for being honest and real. you sound like a good woman .worth knowing. The man was clearly an asshole. sorry babe. We're not all like that!!!..
@@iim4xii129 nope. Just the truth. been there. Getting hit by your S/O. is an extremely difficult thing to deal with as a man. And Soldier. I don't expect it's any easier to deal with for a woman
@@iim4xii129 you might be right. It might be easier for them. I know it fucked me up emotionally for a long while. Very difficult for a combat veteran. Such as myself. To wrap my head around becoming a domestic violence victim. It might just be easiest for the weaker sex to deal with. I can't say for sure. I only know for certain. How much it fucked me up. I'm still hurt from it. I think I always will be
I had an abusive ex girlfriend. I was definitely a simp too. She would attack me and I’d literally do nothing. Until we broke up and she came to my house drunk. She attacked me scratched the fuck outta me and I pushed her off of me. She tried calling the cops to say I beat her up. She got arrested 30 minutes later.
It really takes a special kind of ignorance to go pick a verbal fight with a comedian while he's doing a show doesn't it. It's a comedians job to be verbally strong, AND you're sitting in a room filled with people who paid money to see this person! That's like going to a professional football match and running unto the field during the match to show everybody how it's done.
There are people that do that too. Sorta the kind of person that if you ran over, you wouldn't so much as glance in the mirror to see if they survived.
It also takes a special person, to not realise that most hecklers are "part of the show" and that an audience is drawn to a strong stage presence. When the comedian verbally obliterates the paid heckler, people admire him/her, and it discourages "real" hecklers from taking a shot at them.
Woman : "Never hit a woman" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because Because women are weaker than men" Man : "So what if the man hit a stronger woman?" Woman : "You don't hit a woman period" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because she's a woman" Man : "Do you believe in equality?" Woman : "Yes"
+Fanto Hits Alright, here's some good ol' logic: Woman: "Never hit a woman." Man: "Why?" Woman: "Because women are weaker than men." Me: "Alright you idiot, then why are you stupid enough to attack someone you know is physically stronger than you and who will hit back if you push past his limits?"
I had a girlfriend who was absolutely psycho, one night she tried to hit me in the head with an iron. I slipped her sweeping swing by ducking and countering with a right hook. She collapsed to the floor unconscious. I called the cops, they turned up and took her away, they saw she was an absolute lunatic and arrested her for attempted murder. Only woman I have ever hit. Now I have two dogs and am very happy.
I'm trying to figure out when he met my wife. She has absolutely no self awareness and she'll engage in that BS when I'm cooking with a literal knife in my hand. I don't think that it's because she's brave, I think it's because she's too stupid to realize the problems with deliberately antagonize somebody that's holding sharp cutlery.
There was an awful woman I absolutely despised. She was always bumming cigarettes from people, so I would buy her a pack whenever she asked. This went on for two weeks. Then she caught me talking to a friend: _"Oh yeah. I always buy that bitch cigarettes. It's like a lottery for legal murder. Ever see someone die of lung cancer?"_ She quit cold turkey that very day. Never smoked again. Never talked to me again either. I consider it a win-win.
@@jermonejackson8437 My intention was not to get this odious character to stop smoking. My intention was to get her to fuck off on a permanent basis. I would have done the same for any feminist, National Socialist or any other similar socialist of my acquaintance. Having her develop lung cancer would have been just as acceptable. Nothing even remotely chivalric or heroic was intended. For similar reasons, I am in favor of full legalization of all presently illicit drugs, especially for recreational purposes, and on the presumption that such a policy would both cause drug prices to plummet and literally resolve the drug problem all on its own. The woman I spoke of was a notorious sponge, who would warm up to multiple males and try to get them to buy her things. She was utterly transparent and unscrupulous about it. She also liked to start fights among her male paramours. A simple request to be left alone did no good, and an openly contemptuous and hostile reaction on my part would have gotten her to get me in trouble with one or more of her besotted minions, thus my choice of strategy for dealing with her. Apparently she was sufficiently convinced of my own devious and cruel intentions, and capacity for contemplative malice equal to her own, to provide me with relative peace from her thereafter, so mission accomplished.
The better argument, IMO, is that it's SEXIST to make the statement "There's no reason to hit a woman." By excluding men from the statement you're implying there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and that's a double standard. And most people think there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and it's especially women who think that. If it's OK to hit a man then it's OK to hit a woman. That's equality.
bongo155 what so saying 'dont hit a woman' is the same as 'dont hit' men arent included in the first but by specifically saying 'woman' means it is exclusively for them.
So brings back memories, I had an ex I ran into at a bar about a year after we broke up, I just walked past her like she was not even there, well, that must have pissed her off because she stabbed me in the shoulder with a metal nail file she had in her purse as I walked past her, it went in 3" and stuck in my shoulder, I did not know it was still in my shoulder when i turned around and thought whatever it was was still in her hand, so when I turned around, I punched her in the face flooring her.. make a long story short, we were both arrested, her on numerous charges including a felony, and get this.. I was arrested on .. "domestic violence" because I had dated her in the past.. I had to surrender all my firearms and to this day cannot own one as that charge sits over my head.. had that been a man that stabbed me, I would have been in the clear based on "self-defense", but because it was a woman..
COPS: so what your saying is you defended yourself from what could have been a murder attempt YOU: yes COPS: so your life was put in danger by this woman and you had to defend youself YOU: thats right yes COPS: i see. take away his right to defend himself
I feel your pain there brother, my trial for a similar situation is in a few days. I haven't been able to go hunting for the last three years because of it😕
When I was a kid I got bullied by a girl who kicked me in the head. Like i did with any other bullies, I punched her in the arm and apparently that made me the bad guy? But it was perfectly fine for her to kick me in the head? I don’t think so. If you assault me expect to get a taste of your own medicine regardless of whether you’re male or female
I have a whole long list of reasons I could've hit my ex wife over the years. I always told myself that I wouldn't hit her and would never turn to alcohol like her dad did because her mom was the same way. Due to one miniscuel issue, she handed me separation papers a few years ago. I shrugged my shoulders, said "oh well" and walked away. For the sake of my children, I suggested marriage counselling and she declined. I've been in heaven ever since. I had just accepted a job in the field I'd always dreamed of, then she handed me separation...followed by divorce papers. God was on my side that year.
Sorry Kim but you have no clue who I am. That was 4 years ago. Since then, I've been working in a funeral home taking care of people. Last February, I became a hospice volunteer and then did reiki workshops so I could heal myself (past and present) mentally, spiritually, and physically. I started doing energy work on my friends, family, and children. Over the summer to November, I went through the levels of reiki and became recognized as a practitioner for hospice and bring healing energy in to hospice patients. I also go to the cancer floor every other week for hospice and visit patients and their family offering support and get them what they need to make their night easier. I became a reiki master practitioner in November and gave my 7 year old son the ability to do it (will do that for my 4 year old daughter when she feels ready). I've taught my son how to do healings on me and how to bring healing energy in to himself when he gets hurt. I got my ex wife and her mom interested in it after I did a distance healing to get rid of ex wife's migraine. They both got interested in crystal therapy and I set them up with my reiki master so they could have the ability to heal themselves and make themselves better people. I meditate daily and teach my kids how to meditate. Soon, I will be doing a workshop for a medical reiki master where I'll be able to do reiki on patients before, during and after surgery working along side doctors. Thanks but I believe I have taken a lot of initiative in my life.
Except when the man does whatever he wants, lies constantly to everyone, and has the woman so broke down and beaten in the inside that she knows better than to do anything but keep taking it until death finally gives her freedom and peace. There is not a REAL man out there who would ever raise a hand or even a voice to a woman, no matter what the circumstance. Those men who abuse were taught to abuse and taught how to get by with it. There is a reason abusers have no respect for women, typically it's because of whatever woman raised them and gave them no guidance or nor nothing to respect.
@@LargeMarge8671 Everyone has the right to defend themselves. If someone attacks you, then you have every right to fight back. Just as a woman has the right to defend herself, so does a man. I don't know how you're reading abuse into my initial comment. If a man hit you then you would defend yourself right? Why is it so wrong for a man to defend themselves against a woman attacking them? You do realize that sometimes men are abused by women as well right? Is there some kind of exception when it comes to a man being abused? I haven't heard of one that was valid. I've never hit a woman, but I've been attacked unprovoked by someone I was in a relationship back in high school. I didn't hit her, but I did grab her by the arms and restrain her so that she couldn't continue trying to hit me and literally claw my eyes out. I maintain that I had every right to defend myself. Turns out the reason she did this as some kind of sick test to see if I would still stay with her even if she was abusive. I also happen to be disabled and I can't throw a punch, kick, or other strike even if I wanted to, but I can still restrain and grapple with an attacker to an extent. You say a real man wouldn't hit a woman even in self defense, so are you also saying that I deserved to be viciously attacked and I should've just let it happen? Your argument is exactly the mentality that only makes it harder for men who are physically abused to receive justice and understanding as to why they defended themselves. I didn't even say anything about abuse, but I know what it's like to be attacked and abused by a woman, and I assure you that there is nothing right about anyone attacking or abusing anyone else. So I maintain my initial point: If someone attacks you, it doesn't matter who they are. Defend yourself.
Unless if the self defense case is about self defense against a bully, the amount of kids getting expelled is pretty much challenging the amount of JayStation videos milking on corpses
@@redactedgamersgd1788 When did this become about anything you just said? Are you having a laugh? I genuinely don't know where you're getting all of this.
@@badger6882 Yeah thats what I say too.. But its the overreacting princesses who start crying and whining when we treat them the same way we do to men.. And thank god Men always hold back when get abused by women.. So many of them would get destroyed everyday LMAO
One of my friends who moved to another school from which I was in got bullied by 4 girls all day long. He had enough so he got one of them by the arm and then just slammed her into the bricks, she was crying and a bit bruised. My friend on the other hand was all beat up and bleeding from all the beating he took. A teacher found them and called the cops and my friend got talked to by the cops why it is never right to hit a girl meanwhile those girls got off harm free. And then my friend was expelled...
@@deutschundnorskgutt853 it does work. tell them if they continue to bully a man like that then be prepared to be handled by a man. he could have easily beat the shit out of em all
@@anfrale4657 girls don't stop. You tell em to stop, they don't. They enjoy seeing guys annoyed. They see it as a game not something serious. Or maybe that's a psycho, not just a girl.
Don't give them the Martyr Status they want the most. I always get asked why I don't date and answer: "I have only met women and I want to date a lady."
As a woman, I’ll always say this, if you put your hand in the mouth of a lion and it bites, you have to bear responsibility. Women we have to take responsibility for our actions.
Well said. Respect. Brings to mind the man who recently provoked Mike Tyson in an airplane and got his ass handed to him. I've also fought to protect people who were busy planting knives in my back. Enough is enough. Abuse is abuse, it knows no gender.
Ah yes the wife beater is a lion...The abused woman should take responsability for being beaten Your statement sucks and so does your opinion. You missed the point of the whole show, it wasn't accusing abused women of anything it just pointed at the Taboo and awkwardness about the conflict.
@@serismadreth8471 you are completely missing the point: not ALL women who claim to be abused, are actually abused. Often times, it’s the man who’s brutalized. What he saying is that if the woman constantly “sticks her arm in the lions mouth”, don’t act surprised when it gets bitten off, which is the calling card of every woman in existence.
I've dated several women that flat out told me.. why don't you hit me when I piss you off that much or when i say this or that? The main reason is because most men don't want to go to jail, second is because I personally am not a violent person. The laws used to ALLOW a man to beat his wife once a month and many such laws are actually still on the books in many states today. Years ago if the cops came after a man hit a woman, the cops would just say "so what did she do or say?" and they would eventually go away.. now of course even making a woman SLIGHTLY AFRAID can get a man arrested for "terrorist threats" "menacing" or other TOTAL BULLSHIT policy violations which are not laws.. Thus for women, there are NO consequences to their actions OR their BIG F-ING MOUTHS and WORDS, especially when dealing with men, so they just say or do whatever they want because the laws, cops and society are almost totally on their side!
you'd come across as more believable if you presented your thoughts and feelings in a less angry way. right now you come across as some kind of dejected, deeply victimized doomsayer. of women. leave the emotion out of it if you're trying to make a rational statement or argument.
Do you KNOW what is your FAULT to your woman?? Many woman has the REASON WHY she is NAGGING to her man. MOST of the reason is about RESPECT and UNDERSTANDING. When The man is GOOD, so the woman will NOT NAGGING..! Because there will be NO REASON for NAGGING the man, if the man is ALREADY GOOD in BEHAVIOR, ATTITUDE and MORAL. It is DEPENDING on HOW you are treating the woman. You TREAT her like a SHIT and she TREATS you back like a SHIT. That's WHY woman is NAGGING.. There are many MISUNDERSTANDING and MISCOMMUNICATION between Man and Woman in Relationship. For example: If she likes to CLEAN UP the house, and then man MUST RESPECT her by NOT THROWING a DIRTY Clothes and Shocks EVERYWHERE at home. At least HELP her to PUT the DIRTY stuffs to the RIGHT place of DIRTY Clothes. But.. if you DON'T RESPECT her, of course you will get NAGGING..! Well, woman is supposed NOT UNDER the man.. BUT BESIDE the man.. and the woman is also NOT supposed to be ABOVE the man.. so when both understand their own position and everything is going UNDER RESPECT each Other and UNDERSTANDING each other.. Man MUST NOT behaving like a BIG BOSS at Home.. but MORE like a REAL PARTNER or a BESTFRIEND of his wife.. So There will be NO Reason to do NAGGING and HITTING..!
araknidkid Its hard to just change a comic style. Might not be as funny which defeats the purpose and if you take the time to listen to what he says as if reading it off paper, it makes sense. Which you can tell the exact moment he stops trying to be funny and is actually genuinely serious: its ever time he takes 3-4 seconds to pause. He gives you time to think about what he just said.
Phobos2085 notice that my comment was replying to the comment made by Tom Leykis1. i'm not criticizing Bill's routine, it's hilarious and i love the man's sense and presentation.
+This is angelo Society doesn't hate men, just stupid feminist cunts. And those feminist cunts I reference are quickly becoming irrelevant. There must be something in this story that isn't being told, if he's not drug "affiliated", has no criminal record, no violent past, etc. it's extremely possible she lied about him to the courts or manipulated their child to win custody.
+FreshOuttttttt You must not have much experience with family courts. The mother is ALWAYS the default for custody unless he can prove she's extremely unstable. When it comes to custody, alimony and child support there is no question that the deck is stacked against men. It's a fact.
Ty Judkins I don't have a family but I know plenty of people in law. It's not a fact. There are so many factors that you can't determine or consider over an internet discussion that contribute to custody, so I think it's safe to say, based on your response, that you have as little knowledge / experience with family courts as I do.
A friend of mine told me her husband was so violent that he was throwing her against the wall. Good God, I said. But then she told me that she had knocked his glasses off his face before he picked her up and threw her. She had a look on her face that said there was more. I left it at that. There can be two sides.
***** Whenever I see a woman who's obviously had a throw down with a man, I ask my girlfriend, "I wonder what she did?" For some reason, I'm always the bad guy for asking that.
To some degree yes.. But it's been this bad in modern times since the 70s since courts allowed no fault divorce and the constant erosion of Biblical based values into total pure greed and materialism of females. Their delusions are only getting worse to
Feminist should have been saying "Hitting people is rude, so dont do that" instead of "Hitting woman is rude, so dont do it." The world would be a better place. Too bad, it will never be exist
Feminists aren't interested in true equality, equalists are. Feminists are only interested in catching up in areas where men have it better, but don't care if men catch up in areas where women have it better.
Oh I don't doubt that women can be vile abusers. I just don't like how many people make an equivalency between a man hitting a woman in self-defense and a man physically abusing a woman.
daniel ZHAO Alimony should be banned a it's out of date, and Child Support should be voluntary. If you love your kids then pay what you can or keep them with you. If they're Her kids then fuck off.
Syrup Snake Nah, we raise the animals and give them a good life before we have to consume them, vegans have to take injections due to them not having protein.
Yeah that too but poachers simply shoot down wolves, lions and tigers and then skin them for money or turn the into taxidermic animals or just simply cut off their head and pin them on the wall like a trophy. This is why Tasmanian Tigers got extinct because poachers want to skin them for money so badly. And you are wrong. Vegans can take proteins from plant proteins such as almonds, chickpeas, beans, avocado, rice, Brussels sprouts and peanuts and etc. They don't take injections. Search up Vegan Athletes, they are vegans who are built up by eating these foods. And no, animals do not get treated nicely, well most, they get abused in slaughter houses, their children getting slaughtered slowly. Here is an example. A cow is having pregnant, while it's pregnant it develops milk in the udder, after giving birth to a baby cow, people butcher the cow and sells the meat then milking the adult cow and then making it pregnant again and repeat the process. If you don't believe me then check this out. ruclips.net/video/CKeE_SPSbio/видео.html
+Jus Me Even the women laughed at her, lol. So many issues.....so little answers. You would think women made all of the laws in America. They pretty much avoid anything that can criminalize them, so of course the laws would be like they are now.
People forget that Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist in the decathlon. He was the most well rounded athlete in the world that year. The decathlon has events that require, speed, strength, coordination, endurance, etc.
Never hit a woman... Not because it's wrong, but because you will be ruined for life. Just piss her off more and secretly record her, then call the cops. There you go, undeniable evidence and you win like you should.
It's fine if she hit you first, but like I said the system we have is set up for men to lose in a court room so just piss her off and record her abusing you...
samuel bekele Don't hit her. Slowly drive her to insanity and steal one of her socks every months until her life is ruined. That's called bringing a nuke to a kamakazi fight!
Love this guy, because in his comedy he speaks the truth.. no you should never hit a woman, but women should never hit a man either.. it works both ways.. but he is so funny..
*disclaimer* I am a happy, mentally healthy adult with absolutely no after effects of my parents actions, there is no need for sympathy comments. Thank you to all the people who care though. I spent my childhood watching my mother, get in my father's face, scream at him, shove him, belittle him, even slap him. My father, who had anger issues. Every time he would literally say "Get away from me before something bad happens to you." "Get away from me before I kick your ass " "Don't try and act like a man because you ain't one." And every single time she would get louder and tell him to do it, and he'd snap and hit her, sometimes he'd just slap her, sometimes he'd beat her so bad that 5, 6, 7 year old me would literally have to get involved. And every time afterwards she would come to us, her little kids and talk about how much of a monster he was, like yeah he's a monster BACK THE FUCK UP THEN! At the very least don't literally tell him "Do it then!" She would literally say things like, "I can't believe he would do that." Like seriously mom, he's done it every week since as far back as I can remember, what did you think was going to happen?
Sounds like they were both very much in the wrong and you had a fucked up childhood. She was super abusive, but he clearly was more violent than he needed to be as well. I'm sorry. :(
One time I was bringing my 3 year old boy to his mother's place. Recently splitted. My phone was off so I've got into the building and rang the apartment. She wasn't expecting me to ring at the door, when she did open she tried to hit me a few times. In front of my boy. I've just protected myself with my arm, no hitting. I did warn her. The time passed and talking about this episode she said "you tried to get into the apartment" , I know for sure that was the last thing I wanted. The difference between men and women is that women believe their lies to be truth. Men know when they're lying.
Not just that, but it doesn't matter what they do wrong, they will NEVER consider themselves to be the villain in any situation, in their opinion, they are life's main hero and they can do no wrong, and anything bad they do is justified somehow like you gave them no choice and they will never feel the least bit of remorse over their wrongdoing.
I once (unfortunately) saved a woman's job, because she ordered something 15 SETS of 15 of a certain item, and she would have gotten a better price if she'd ordered 9 sets of 25 or 4 sets of 50 and a 25, so I thought she didn't want 225 but just 15, and I couldn't get in contact with her at first so I delayed filling the order. When I finally contacted her after her vacation, she was working in "procurement" and read the note from the person she was procuring it for and he obviously wanted 15, not 225, but she refused to admit she made any sort of mistake. I insisted the mistake was hers and tried to communicate understanding of the nature of her mistake to her, and she got furious and demanded to speak to my manager with the intent to get me fired, and then insisted her company would never buy from mine ever again. All that as reward for me saving her job by catching her mistake. I could have just filled the order as placed, sent 225. But in exchange for me doing this thing for her benefit, she was convinced I was the bad guy, she absolutely could not acknowledge she made any sort of mistake of any kind and wanted to DESTROY the one who helped her, for suggesting she wasn't perfect. That's women. That's what they do.
Once police had to come our house, because i slap my girlfriend in face. She personally called them. So they arrive and i show them a video that i was secretly filming during our fight. She was totally mad and hit and kicked me many times before i slap her. Police watch that video and then said, "nothing wrong happened here" they asked me if i want that they take her to jail. i Said no, thats ok. She was so embarassed next day. I enjoyed it.
Im a girl, and I believe if a women hits you, you have as much right to hit her back in defense. Its called equality for a reason. I dislike how some women get away with abusing their partners for long periods of time and once their husband or boyfriend gets fed up and strike them once, they begin to act as the victims. Personally I would NEVER hit a person, even if they are being ridiculously rude, Ive been punched before and I never returned it. I try to deal with conflict with understanding and love. The only reason I would strike a person if my life or the lives of the people I care is in danger. Other wise in no circumstance do I find violence acceptable.
The worst is when you come across those women who think they're so above the law they can say you should never hit a woman while being a woman who abuses her boyfriend on a daily basis. I have seen women like this. They, punch, and slap around their boyfriends, laugh about it, and say it's a joke. I'll say it now, and I don't care who disagrees with me, or how ridiculously late I am on it, but if you're a woman who thinks it's okay to physically abuse men, then you should at the very least expect to get slapped at least once to see exactly how what you're doing feels.
@@JonathanTBE r&t@rժ detected, everyone, r&t@rժ detected. Also, what are you going to do when she attacks with a weapon, or sticks her fingers in his eyes, especially with long sharp fingernails, still going to say it's not abusive then, r&t@rժ? Oh he can take it, no one help him, he's a man so no one concern yourselves with him. Also, it takes very little force to do damage. I sincerely hope you learn this the hard way. Here's hoping a woman gouges your eyes out and no one helps you or has any pity for you, because once you're blind, you won't be leaving any more comments on youtube.
@@JonathanTBE that’s his point tho. For men who don’t wanna be hit even it doesn’t hurt or not. If a man says stop, and makes it clear he’s serious, the female should stop. Abuse is abuse, no matter what form it comes in.
I am against violence. however, most women can't do damage as much as men can do. If I squeeze my brothers wrist for example with all of my strength is not the same as he doing it to me, he can simply bruise me or worse. If she is like chocking him or doing serious damage he should defend himself of course If it's not a serious damage they should talk it out if she doesn't stop he should break up with her.
@@JonathanTBE I watched as my boy got slapped in the face in the middle of an airport because he dared to suggest they take the $100 credit the airline offered if they took the next flight. While he may have had 100 lbs on her, its fucking abuse bro.
@@JonathanTBE Dude you're literally promoting one sided abuse here. A beta check? Fucking seriously? When I originally made that post my mind went to a past roommate I had. New flash, his girl wasn't just giving love taps, she left bruises! And news flash, I've been punched by a guy, hell it damn near knocked me out. Drunk nights at my brothers got crazy. Now, why didn't this guy I was thinking about while writing this ever hit her back? I don't know let me think, because it's been nailed into our heads that no matter what, we should just sit there and take it. Fine, it's a fact that women aren't as physically strong as men, but that doesn't mean a women's punch is so weak it's like a tap of a dog tail. That's honestly one of the most sexist things I've heard and that's saying a lot. From what I've observed, you're sitting here calling all women weak, and all men who take crap from them pussies, completely missing the point of the original post. Alright, done wasting my time with you. Good day.
Been bullied by girls for years Never hit a single one,because that's not how I was raised. And if you let me relive these years 10 times in a row I definitely would've done the COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.They mean harm - feel free to harm them. I will never make same mistake as I did before.
I had an ex come after me with a hammer, then called the cops after I buster her teeth out. When they arrived and started asking questions they flat out told her that she was the one who initiated the assult and I defended my self and she got what she deserved and they left.
We are human beings not robots. If a 5 foot 6 woman will punch a strong 6 foot 2 man in the face, it would be very wrong for him to slug her in the face. Fact is, 99% of the time men are physically stronger, and have testosterone affecting their mental state.
i see it all the time...a woman who's a distant cousin in my family got angry with my brother over a simple misunderstanding and lunged at him with both hands to try and hit and slap in the face...so he grabbed her and threw her on the floor..of course because she lost she started crying saying "omg omg omg you just assaulted me" lucky i was there as a witness to prove that she lunged at him...some woman are so fucking brainwashed they lunge at guys to hit them thinking it's not allowed for them to defend themselves lol
On the other hand, if it had just been him and her, there would have been no witnesses and she wouldn't even be able to prove he hit her at all. It's only going to be going badly if there's a witness who saw just saw the 2nd half of it. Or if the witness is a super simp.
Thanks TomLeykis1 for your hilarious input with the annotations on this video it really made this video so much more funnier and thought provoking with your commentary.
Don't never ever pick a fight with a comedian, or argue because they will verbally bury you. And there will always be plenty of reason to hit anyone (irrespective of gender) except a newborn child that is or a person suffering from disorders
I mean for disorders if they are using it to get what they want by all means dont let it stop you but if they arent using it for greed then they are excluded
This is why I love Bill Burr as a comedian so much. He does not go out in front of an audience and suck their ass and try to be best friends with them. He doesn't stick to soft topics that get easy laughs. He tackles a huge issue, which has some grey area and is touchy and uncomfortable, gives his honest opinion on it. Backs it up with examples, logic and reason. He then often loses the crowd for a little bit, but is almost always able to win the bulk of them back, if not all of them. What he is saying here is absolutely spot on. You should not hit a woman, absolutely not. I would never in my life. But to sit there and suggest that there has never been a time where a woman has done anything to remotely deserve a slap, it's absolutely pathetic. He's spot on, with the ego that is behind that statement. To sit there and say "we never deserve to be hit" is just mind blowing to me. Of course woman do things at times that would warrant a slap.
Bill Burr is not a comedian first. He is a philosopher. He just channels it through comedy. The dude speaks truth. He acts like a stupid fuck, but everyone who follows him knows he is a very intelligent man who has great perception.
WHYYOUNOTRISSON hey man, funny seeing you on here. Did you lose enough weight to get approved for bariatric surgery yet? I was wondering how it went because you never replied under your comments on the diet video. Good luck!
I once believed to never hit a woman no matter what. What happened during high school changed my mind. I did it for self-defense but everyone saw me as the bad guy even when they saw what fully happened.
If you get hit, you can legally hit back as long as it's in the interest of protecting yourself and stopping it from happening again. The problem is, there is the possibility that the judge says you went overboard... So there's the problem, men hit harder than women on average, so men, you need to start weak and increase strength until it stops, don't start strong, as it may be too strong.
Dude just spank them like a child, shit works wonders. There's a difference between discipline and abuse. Abusing women is not cool. Unless they pull put a weapon, then go ham.
My first wife would grab my hand, bunch it up into a fist and headbutt it while complaining that I wasn't a man because I refused to hit her. Then when I started laughing at her she got mad.
Please tell me that marriage didn't last long or produce any children. Come on Natural Selection. No, I wasn't calling your first wife a candidate for the Darwin awards. Natural Selection is the name of...the horse I'm being on. Yeah, that's it.
Once I had a friend sleep over that was bipolar who was a drug addict and she attacked me because I wouldn't let her take anymore codeine (her pee was litearlly stinging her and making her cry)..>It got so bad with the shouting back and forth and her scratching me, punching me in the head, poking me in eyes....Police showed up asking if everything was okay I replied "Yeah things have calmed down now we've sorted it out and its passed" and their response was "We're talking to the lady. Could you please step away" And I was sat there covered in blood xD Mental
I have anger issues and had to spend some time in anger mgmt. rehab. I met this nicest bloke over there. So one day I just had to ask him "Why are you locked up with us nutbags?" Initially he resisted but after a while he said "For laying hand on my missus once" I couldn't believe so I asked of his side of story. He said he was going through lots of stress because of the economy. The kids were growing up quick and he wasn't saving enough to send them to private school. He said he was going through marital problems and his wife wasn't helping him with the situation. After months of passive aggressiveness from his wife, one day he just pushed her aside to avoid confrontation. The wife slipped and bumped her head on the table, got a black eye. So now he is in the middle of a divorce, had to quit his job, and get an anger management therapy just to see his kids. So I asked him why did he not tell the judge about his side of the story. He replied, "Once you lay hand on your wife, there's only one side to the story"
Everyone arguing about serious stuff but can we just talk about how amazing that stretch after 6:48 is. "Rub one out, it's the champagne of victory" had me almost spit out my water.
Jamaal Miller it's how the female sex is genetically constructed, the same way as to why men and women are fundamentally different. It's a recipe for disaster. And that's why humans love it.
I am not a violent man, its extremely rare for me to get into a fight. But I will say this, there is no difference between beating a girl and beating a guy thats simply weaker than you. If someone hits me, I'll hit back, I dont care who or what they are.
I used to listen to this guy every day, in one form or another. Then I realized none of my ideas were my ideas. I was just repeating what some other guy said. Don’t get me wrong, the dude’s a genius. But I had to step away and figure out what my own voice sounds like. Overdosing on anything is a bad idea. Drugs, alcohol, even jokes. Moderation is key. 👍🏽
While I agree with him I feel the need to say that, more often, there are other avenues besides violence, regardless of gender, that can achieve a greater effect. Now, I'm not saying there is never a reason to hit someone. Believe me I know that's not the case. I just think people resort to physical altercations too easily and can oftentimes just talk it out or leave the situation.
One thing I heard from a retired police officer of over 20 years:
When they go to a domestic violence scene, and if the woman comes up to them and starts telling them what he did, and this and that, then it's likely that she's the one who started it and he's the victim. But if she's quiet and not doing much when they're there, and not saying much, then he started it and she's the victim.
True
Aint that a massive generalization bro. Sure it's true some times and some times it's not
@@AT-yj8gl Yeah it probably is. He was talking about his experience over his 20+ year career. So it's not an absolute but it must have been common enough that they could know what was going on just by observing these signs.
@@AT-yj8gl it’s generally accurate and not always true but studies even show it well not the yelling out part but most women in those kinds of relationships say little remain quite and that’s a proven trend not fact but a proven trend
@@AT-yj8gl not the oc's generalization, but, as he said, it came from the retired cop. As 2 others told you, yet you never followed up, it's not always true, but studies do support that as a general trend
I hit a woman once. It was a firm backhand. She had being yelling and screaming at me because she was drunk for the last few hours and causing all sorts of crap at my friends place (she was abusive every once in a while but this was the worst she had being). Then while I was driving her back home she grabbed the wheel and tried to turn it so that the car went into oncoming traffic at 80km/hr. So I backhanded her. It just came out of no where and wasn't planned but an automatic response. She yelled, screamed and cried for the rest of the night about it as I tried to get her home safely. I had to call the cops to take her home in the end. She told them that I had beat her but they didn't even take my statement. They knew what was up.
I've had people tell me that I was wrong for hitting her because 'it's never OK'. One chick went off at me at a party when my best friend told her the story as he was also in the car. Load of bullshit.
you did the right thing.
+Kent Merr Some women need a bitchslap once in a while to remind them that they are not superior to men and their actions have consequences
+Kent Merr You did the right thing. Not only did she try to kill you both, but she also threatened the lives of other drivers when she tried to force the wheel into on-coming traffic. She needed the message that you can't do shit like that, and the back of your hand happened to be the messenger.
You were in the car with a woman.. and you backhanded her?
What the FOCK is wrong with you mon.. you never do that.. ever.
Being in a car, there is no space to swing, there is no momentum built up and you can't even get your hips to follow through for impact!
Stop and get out of the car next time.. make us bros proud.
Are you imitating GradeAUnderA? ;o
I used to be a “There is never a reason to put your hands on a woman” believer, then I married an abusive psycho who tried to seriously hurt me. I have changed my mind.
The thing is, violence wouldn't solve any problem. Genders don't even matter in this. Self-defense is a whole different story and of course you'll have to save yourself if you're getting physically attacked. But if it's all emotional abuse and manipulation, then you have to fight it by other means, and basically figure out how to run away with minimal casualties.
To each their own, i left an abousive relationship aftrr she told he rcousin right in fromt of me "man i just wanna hit him right now". I left, blocked her number, and never talked to her again. I feel like theres always another way, but im not 100% right, so.
Just violence solves many problems. Unjust violence causes more problems.
@@BradHawk-ev1yg the notion of just violence is blurry and tricky as fuck because the harm received always feels bigger than the harm inflicted. So we can think we are "just" in our retribution but most of time we are not and therefore the "punished" person feel like she was unfairly and overly punished for her actions and tend to retaliate back to makes things even.
That's why violence escalate most of the time and each party feel self righteous.
@@cepahreinholt8710 No, no, just violence is applied once and the issue no longer exists. Removing the need for any further action, maximum efficiency.
I watched a district judge give sentence to a girl who stabbed her boyfriend 40 times. While in the courtroom the family was trying to hold back the tears as the details were presented. She rolled her eyes.
The judge got asked to duct tape her mouth shut: “You’re lucky this isn’t a death penalty state or else you’d get the chair.”
Towards the end of it he screamed: “I HOPE YOU DIE IN PRISON!!!”
So if anyone says there’s no reason to hit a woman.
Yeah, tell that to this lady’s ex boyfriend.
Who was he? The dad? His bro?
@@shironeko5183 Dude literally said he's her ex-boyfriend twice...
@@beastboikrys Well, he got stabbed 40 times, so I assumed he died.
@Shiro Neko - yeah, she was standing trial for the murder. If you get up after being stabbed 40 times you’re probably a superhero or something.
@@sstaners1234 Dude's just built different.
"There are plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it."
Perfectly said.
Well you can still do it if it’s in self defence or if it’s absolutely necessary
Equal rights means equal lefts
Here are some women in comments selling the same crap of "u should not act violently if she hit u, just ask for divorce (later)". Either they are too smart or too dumb
@@uzairaezad7630 dude you cant make a point like that and then type dumb wrong...
well yeah, if a scrawny guy hit you, you don't punch him with the full force, be a bigger man lol
I told my wife at the beginning of our relationship that so long as she never hits me I will never hit her. This arraignment has worked flawlessly for 13 years so far.
Still going good?
I’m interested too. Has it gone well?
The world may never know
Is it still going nicely?
people Wants to know my guy... Bargain still stands ?
"There is NO reason to hit a woman."
If a woman is hitting my kids, bitch is going down.
Jakk Frost your damm right
This man be speaking facts
"Somebody is gonna die tonight"
Hell yes brother 🤣🤣🤣
Heard that!
My wife once went so crazy of drinking alcohol for several hours . She insulted and humiliate me for hours. I locked the door of the bathroom to make it my emergency-room to avoid her screaming at me. She pounded and kicked the door and didn't stop of screaming at me. All of a sudden I heard her unlocking the door with a screwdriver. She opened the door and stormed into the bathroom with a 20cm long and big screwdriver, ready to stab me with it. I disarmed her with three heavy punches to her face which resulted in a black eye an bruises.
She screamed that I hit her and ran to the neighbors.... Self defense it allowed if you are threatened with serious injury caused by a wappon. Women often forget this.They often think that they are untouchable. Wrong sight on life!
Holy shit dude I'm so sorry to hear that
I hope you're doing okay now
You western people are creating this monster and promoting this 💩all over the world
I’m hoping you got divorced
Not ex-wife?
@@TaxEvader22Maybe he helped her through Rehab and she sincerely apologized....
Though, she was clearly mentally unstable.
women smack men all the time and everyone thinks well the guy probably deserved it, but if a man smacks a woman, even if she hit him first, everyone flips their shit.
well fucking said.
Usual man hating feminist double standards as promoted by the media all the time.
Look up "male disposability"
that is so true
Thats true for me. I'm not the perfect boyfriend but in all my fights with my girl, she is the one being physical always. Pushed, shoved, scratched, punched (on the body though)...I got the scratches and bruises, they sometimes hurt but i have a male constitution and bigger (honestly, they hardly bothers me at all) so I took it. Plus no one will give a fuck anyway if I got hurt. They probably laugh at me if I complain, wouldn't they? Wouldnt you , "ladies"?
I sincerely love her and forgives (and she always apologises) but yes, through it all I kept thinking how fucked up it is that its ok for society to accept guys being battered by women but GODDAMN if you even speak harshly to a woman in public. Whereas if a guy gets that or even were hit, EVERYONE will immediately think the guy is a fucking jerk and probably deserves it.
As a woman who experienced domestic violence I 100% support this comedians stance. He is speaking the truth, bravely, boldly and unapologetically. He's the type of guy that would step in to defend a woman/ child being attacked. Bless all you wonderful Men.
As a man who has experienced domestic violence myself. 1st allow me to say .I'm sorry for what was done to you. And 2nd. my hats off to you for being honest and real. you sound like a good woman .worth knowing. The man was clearly an asshole. sorry babe. We're not all like that!!!..
@@geoffreycalligan9438 That a pickup line?
@@iim4xii129 nope. Just the truth. been there. Getting hit by your S/O. is an extremely difficult thing to deal with as a man. And Soldier. I don't expect it's any easier to deal with for a woman
@@geoffreycalligan9438 Well I expect otherwise, but that's just me.
@@iim4xii129 you might be right. It might be easier for them. I know it fucked me up emotionally for a long while. Very difficult for a combat veteran. Such as myself. To wrap my head around becoming a domestic violence victim. It might just be easiest for the weaker sex to deal with. I can't say for sure. I only know for certain. How much it fucked me up. I'm still hurt from it. I think I always will be
I believe there is a reason to kick the shit about of anyone.
What about John Coffey
I came here to laugh not cry lol
+Milo Yiannopoulis How dare you? ;(
Start a fight club.
Karl Smith 'First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule is you do not talk about Fight Club.' - Tyler Durden
I had an abusive ex girlfriend. I was definitely a simp too. She would attack me and I’d literally do nothing. Until we broke up and she came to my house drunk. She attacked me scratched the fuck outta me and I pushed her off of me. She tried calling the cops to say I beat her up. She got arrested 30 minutes later.
These girls just cant control their emotions!
Thank goodness, I thought you were going to be arrested because you pushed her off.
Man what a sad world we live in.
@@troytruong8246 just stay away from the crazy ones
@@bigsmall246 So stay away from 85% of all women?
Good ending.
It really takes a special kind of ignorance to go pick a verbal fight with a comedian while he's doing a show doesn't it. It's a comedians job to be verbally strong, AND you're sitting in a room filled with people who paid money to see this person!
That's like going to a professional football match and running unto the field during the match to show everybody how it's done.
There are people that do that too.
Sorta the kind of person that if you ran over, you wouldn't so much as glance in the mirror to see if they survived.
Peter Timowreef or that's like r roused fighting Nunez
i äm olsso sät sink bat i finde sat weri kul
The heckler was Amber Heard.
It also takes a special person,
to not realise that most hecklers are "part of the show" and that an audience is drawn to a strong stage presence. When the comedian verbally obliterates the paid heckler, people admire him/her, and it discourages "real" hecklers from taking a shot at them.
Woman : "Never hit a woman"
Man : "Why?"
Woman : "Because Because women are weaker than men"
Man : "So what if the man hit a stronger woman?"
Woman : "You don't hit a woman period"
Man : "Why?"
Woman : "Because she's a woman"
Man : "Do you believe in equality?"
Woman : "Yes"
Lol, that is what is known as hypocrisy.
+Fanto Hits You basically described feminism.
+Fanto Hits Alright, here's some good ol' logic:
Woman: "Never hit a woman."
Man: "Why?"
Woman: "Because women are weaker than men."
Me: "Alright you idiot, then why are you stupid enough to attack someone you know is physically stronger than you and who will hit back if you push past his limits?"
+Fanto Hits equal rights equal fights
Animal farm was a warning, not a suggestion.
Chris Rock put it well... "There's a perfectly justifiable reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. Ain't NOBODY above an ass-whuppin."
@@doug9778 you beat me too it
@@doug9778 *looks at fluffys Busdriver*
@@imillusion492 /whispers/ Just like Will Smith did to Chris Rock.
Will smith is clearly 😂
@@Lor_D.Peasant And "The most boring, overused meme Award" goes to....
I had a girlfriend who was absolutely psycho, one night she tried to hit me in the head with an iron. I slipped her sweeping swing by ducking and countering with a right hook. She collapsed to the floor unconscious. I called the cops, they turned up and took her away, they saw she was an absolute lunatic and arrested her for attempted murder. Only woman I have ever hit.
Now I have two dogs and am very happy.
You had no other choice but to strike her. Sorry you had to do that. At least you got rid of her.
@Joe dirty71 I guess you can believe what you want to believe.
*shrug*
@Joe dirty71 In that case I have 11” below the waist
@Joe dirty71 I made it up, because apparently everything is made up to you.
I don’t think you should ever serve on a jury
@Joe dirty71 You should work on your self awareness, because I recommend looking in the mirror while saying that last part
When he described how women argue, LMAOOOO so accurate
being froim the relationships ive had I agree with him
It's been four years since this comment.
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Wonder if this human is still alive🤔
@@mikebanning1773 5 now, are you alive?
@@wendysobamaman2179 and we never heard from him again.......
@@Guendison xbox live friends from back in the halo 3 days, seen 15 years ago.
Going back to this after the Johnny Depp case just re-enforces how Women understand the upper hand they have and how willing they are to abuse it.
This. 👌👏
Yeah, the problem is that the legal system is so garbage in almost every country.
Bro you could have broken ribs and still be arrested if she has a small scratch
Good job generalizing all women based off of Amber. Really shows the kind of "man" you are.
@@RoyDontHugMeImScared Good job assuming I'm a man
Equal rights, equal fights
Equal rights, equal lefts
+Evan Hu Equal Rights, Equal Wrongs.
Equal rights and lefts
Lmfao
Omg you’re so clever. Wow.
It's been 9 years already and this aged like a fine wine.
Who'd expect that things would get even worse.
Agreed
@@F1rstNameLastName 🦀
I'm trying to figure out when he met my wife. She has absolutely no self awareness and she'll engage in that BS when I'm cooking with a literal knife in my hand. I don't think that it's because she's brave, I think it's because she's too stupid to realize the problems with deliberately antagonize somebody that's holding sharp cutlery.
What things? What's getting worse?
@@A-small-amount-of-peas you breath next to a woman, you're a rapist
There was an awful woman I absolutely despised. She was always bumming cigarettes from people, so I would buy her a pack whenever she asked. This went on for two weeks. Then she caught me talking to a friend:
_"Oh yeah. I always buy that bitch cigarettes. It's like a lottery for legal murder. Ever see someone die of lung cancer?"_
She quit cold turkey that very day. Never smoked again. Never talked to me again either. I consider it a win-win.
300 iq move lmao
Brilliant!
@@jermonejackson8437 My intention was not to get this odious character to stop smoking. My intention was to get her to fuck off on a permanent basis. I would have done the same for any feminist, National Socialist or any other similar socialist of my acquaintance. Having her develop lung cancer would have been just as acceptable. Nothing even remotely chivalric or heroic was intended. For similar reasons, I am in favor of full legalization of all presently illicit drugs, especially for recreational purposes, and on the presumption that such a policy would both cause drug prices to plummet and literally resolve the drug problem all on its own.
The woman I spoke of was a notorious sponge, who would warm up to multiple males and try to get them to buy her things. She was utterly transparent and unscrupulous about it. She also liked to start fights among her male paramours. A simple request to be left alone did no good, and an openly contemptuous and hostile reaction on my part would have gotten her to get me in trouble with one or more of her besotted minions, thus my choice of strategy for dealing with her. Apparently she was sufficiently convinced of my own devious and cruel intentions, and capacity for contemplative malice equal to her own, to provide me with relative peace from her thereafter, so mission accomplished.
Bro you deserve an award for this comment😂
@@jermonejackson8437 I mean she was leeching off people so calling them a bitch is deserving
The better argument, IMO, is that it's SEXIST to make the statement "There's no reason to hit a woman." By excluding men from the statement you're implying there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and that's a double standard. And most people think there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and it's especially women who think that. If it's OK to hit a man then it's OK to hit a woman. That's equality.
fuck yeah
GetMeThere1 FUCK YEAH YOUR RIGHT BRO
bongo155 what so saying 'dont hit a woman' is the same as 'dont hit' men arent included in the first but by specifically saying 'woman' means it is exclusively for them.
GetMeThere1 he's saying this bcs girls are the one complaining
You're the calmness person here
So brings back memories, I had an ex I ran into at a bar about a year after we broke up, I just walked past her like she was not even there, well, that must have pissed her off because she stabbed me in the shoulder with a metal nail file she had in her purse as I walked past her, it went in 3" and stuck in my shoulder, I did not know it was still in my shoulder when i turned around and thought whatever it was was still in her hand, so when I turned around, I punched her in the face flooring her.. make a long story short, we were both arrested, her on numerous charges including a felony, and get this.. I was arrested on .. "domestic violence" because I had dated her in the past.. I had to surrender all my firearms and to this day cannot own one as that charge sits over my head.. had that been a man that stabbed me, I would have been in the clear based on "self-defense", but because it was a woman..
That's messed up bro .. never turn your back on a female.
They can be very crazy and dangerous. Sucks about the guns. :(
COPS: so what your saying is you defended yourself from what could have been a murder attempt
YOU: yes
COPS: so your life was put in danger by this woman and you had to defend youself
YOU: thats right yes
COPS: i see. take away his right to defend himself
... Ok. Lawyers is there something that can be done about this? Cause that was bullshit...
I feel your pain there brother, my trial for a similar situation is in a few days. I haven't been able to go hunting for the last three years because of it😕
That's fucking horseshit.
When I was a kid I got bullied by a girl who kicked me in the head. Like i did with any other bullies, I punched her in the arm and apparently that made me the bad guy? But it was perfectly fine for her to kick me in the head? I don’t think so. If you assault me expect to get a taste of your own medicine regardless of whether you’re male or female
"Rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory" - Bill Burr
lmao
Connor Kennway 😂
I have a whole long list of reasons I could've hit my ex wife over the years. I always told myself that I wouldn't hit her and would never turn to alcohol like her dad did because her mom was the same way. Due to one miniscuel issue, she handed me separation papers a few years ago. I shrugged my shoulders, said "oh well" and walked away. For the sake of my children, I suggested marriage counselling and she declined. I've been in heaven ever since. I had just accepted a job in the field I'd always dreamed of, then she handed me separation...followed by divorce papers. God was on my side that year.
Looks like you take very little initiative in your own life.
Sorry Kim but you have no clue who I am. That was 4 years ago. Since then, I've been working in a funeral home taking care of people. Last February, I became a hospice volunteer and then did reiki workshops so I could heal myself (past and present) mentally, spiritually, and physically. I started doing energy work on my friends, family, and children. Over the summer to November, I went through the levels of reiki and became recognized as a practitioner for hospice and bring healing energy in to hospice patients. I also go to the cancer floor every other week for hospice and visit patients and their family offering support and get them what they need to make their night easier. I became a reiki master practitioner in November and gave my 7 year old son the ability to do it (will do that for my 4 year old daughter when she feels ready). I've taught my son how to do healings on me and how to bring healing energy in to himself when he gets hurt. I got my ex wife and her mom interested in it after I did a distance healing to get rid of ex wife's migraine. They both got interested in crystal therapy and I set them up with my reiki master so they could have the ability to heal themselves and make themselves better people. I meditate daily and teach my kids how to meditate. Soon, I will be doing a workshop for a medical reiki master where I'll be able to do reiki on patients before, during and after surgery working along side doctors. Thanks but I believe I have taken a lot of initiative in my life.
there’s never a reason to hit your spouse.. y’all are sick
@@sleuwe3878 self defense?
God really said: I gotchu fam
Self-Defense. If someone tries to harm you that's when gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. no longer matters.
Except when the man does whatever he wants, lies constantly to everyone, and has the woman so broke down and beaten in the inside that she knows better than to do anything but keep taking it until death finally gives her freedom and peace. There is not a REAL man out there who would ever raise a hand or even a voice to a woman, no matter what the circumstance. Those men who abuse were taught to abuse and taught how to get by with it. There is a reason abusers have no respect for women, typically it's because of whatever woman raised them and gave them no guidance or nor nothing to respect.
@@LargeMarge8671 Everyone has the right to defend themselves. If someone attacks you, then you have every right to fight back. Just as a woman has the right to defend herself, so does a man. I don't know how you're reading abuse into my initial comment.
If a man hit you then you would defend yourself right? Why is it so wrong for a man to defend themselves against a woman attacking them? You do realize that sometimes men are abused by women as well right?
Is there some kind of exception when it comes to a man being abused? I haven't heard of one that was valid. I've never hit a woman, but I've been attacked unprovoked by someone I was in a relationship back in high school. I didn't hit her, but I did grab her by the arms and restrain her so that she couldn't continue trying to hit me and literally claw my eyes out. I maintain that I had every right to defend myself.
Turns out the reason she did this as some kind of sick test to see if I would still stay with her even if she was abusive. I also happen to be disabled and I can't throw a punch, kick, or other strike even if I wanted to, but I can still restrain and grapple with an attacker to an extent.
You say a real man wouldn't hit a woman even in self defense, so are you also saying that I deserved to be viciously attacked and I should've just let it happen? Your argument is exactly the mentality that only makes it harder for men who are physically abused to receive justice and understanding as to why they defended themselves.
I didn't even say anything about abuse, but I know what it's like to be attacked and abused by a woman, and I assure you that there is nothing right about anyone attacking or abusing anyone else. So I maintain my initial point: If someone attacks you, it doesn't matter who they are. Defend yourself.
Unless if the self defense case is about self defense against a bully, the amount of kids getting expelled is pretty much challenging the amount of JayStation videos milking on corpses
@@redactedgamersgd1788 When did this become about anything you just said? Are you having a laugh? I genuinely don't know where you're getting all of this.
@@loneronin6813 she deleted her comment LMAOO
How he roasted that woman in the public... That was brutal af ! Protect this man at all costs.
equal rights equal fights, if he preaches hittin me then im not holding back
@Jonathan Williams the fuck does this even mean
@@badger6882 Yeah thats what I say too.. But its the overreacting princesses who start crying and whining when we treat them the same way we do to men.. And thank god Men always hold back when get abused by women.. So many of them would get destroyed everyday LMAO
@@Aryan_singh710 yeah they can cook for themselves LMAO If I can't walk home without bein safe why am I doing your dishes??
equal rights is to take care of a woman, not abuse them. Equal rights is about having respect, not violence.@@badger6882
One of my friends who moved to another school from which I was in got bullied by 4 girls all day long. He had enough so he got one of them by the arm and then just slammed her into the bricks, she was crying and a bit bruised. My friend on the other hand was all beat up and bleeding from all the beating he took. A teacher found them and called the cops and my friend got talked to by the cops why it is never right to hit a girl meanwhile those girls got off harm free. And then my friend was expelled...
he should have just said to them if they continue he will smack the sht out of em.
@@anfrale4657 if only that worked.
@@deutschundnorskgutt853 it does work. tell them if they continue to bully a man like that then be prepared to be handled by a man. he could have easily beat the shit out of em all
Whoever beat your friend got lucky he never came back with guns and shot them all to death.
You can never know, dude.
@@anfrale4657 girls don't stop. You tell em to stop, they don't. They enjoy seeing guys annoyed. They see it as a game not something serious. Or maybe that's a psycho, not just a girl.
"There's NO reason to hit a woman"
Amber Turd: I'm gonna shit all over that ridiculous statement.
Don't give them the Martyr Status they want the most. I always get asked why I don't date and answer: "I have only met women and I want to date a lady."
@@SeansModelBuilds2017 that's pretty based ngl
Heh. Shit.
Literally 💀
I hope people remember to boycott Turd movies
As a woman, I’ll always say this, if you put your hand in the mouth of a lion and it bites, you have to bear responsibility. Women we have to take responsibility for our actions.
💯
Sanity, from the mouth of a member of the insane.
Well said. Respect.
Brings to mind the man who recently provoked Mike Tyson in an airplane and got his ass handed to him.
I've also fought to protect people who were busy planting knives in my back.
Enough is enough. Abuse is abuse, it knows no gender.
Ah yes the wife beater is a lion...The abused woman should take responsability for being beaten
Your statement sucks and so does your opinion. You missed the point of the whole show, it wasn't accusing abused women of anything it just pointed at the Taboo and awkwardness about the conflict.
@@serismadreth8471 you are completely missing the point: not ALL women who claim to be abused, are actually abused. Often times, it’s the man who’s brutalized. What he saying is that if the woman constantly “sticks her arm in the lions mouth”, don’t act surprised when it gets bitten off, which is the calling card of every woman in existence.
I remember being told I was crazy in high school that I’d defend myself if a woman was attacking me. What a world.
I agree with you
I've dated several women that flat out told me.. why don't you hit me when I piss you off that much or when i say this or that? The main reason is because most men don't want to go to jail, second is because I personally am not a violent person.
The laws used to ALLOW a man to beat his wife once a month and many such laws are actually still on the books in many states today.
Years ago if the cops came after a man hit a woman, the cops would just say "so what did she do or say?" and they would eventually go away.. now of course even making a woman SLIGHTLY AFRAID can get a man arrested for "terrorist threats" "menacing" or other TOTAL BULLSHIT policy violations which are not laws..
Thus for women, there are NO consequences to their actions OR their BIG F-ING MOUTHS and WORDS, especially when dealing with men, so they just say or do whatever they want because the laws, cops and society are almost totally on their side!
you'd come across as more believable if you presented your thoughts and feelings in a less angry way. right now you come across as some kind of dejected, deeply victimized doomsayer. of women. leave the emotion out of it if you're trying to make a rational statement or argument.
Do you KNOW what is your FAULT to your woman??
Many woman has the REASON WHY she is NAGGING to her man.
MOST of the reason is about RESPECT and UNDERSTANDING.
When The man is GOOD, so the woman will NOT NAGGING..!
Because there will be NO REASON for NAGGING the man, if the man is ALREADY GOOD in BEHAVIOR, ATTITUDE and MORAL.
It is DEPENDING on HOW you are treating the woman.
You TREAT her like a SHIT and she TREATS you back like a SHIT.
That's WHY woman is NAGGING..
There are many MISUNDERSTANDING and MISCOMMUNICATION between Man and Woman in Relationship.
For example:
If she likes to CLEAN UP the house, and then man MUST RESPECT her by NOT THROWING a DIRTY Clothes and Shocks EVERYWHERE at home.
At least HELP her to PUT the DIRTY stuffs to the RIGHT place of DIRTY Clothes.
But.. if you DON'T RESPECT her, of course you will get NAGGING..!
Well, woman is supposed NOT UNDER the man.. BUT BESIDE the man..
and the woman is also NOT supposed to be ABOVE the man..
so when both understand their own position and everything is going UNDER RESPECT each Other and UNDERSTANDING each other..
Man MUST NOT behaving like a BIG BOSS at Home.. but MORE like a REAL PARTNER or a BESTFRIEND of his wife..
So There will be NO Reason to do NAGGING and HITTING..!
araknidkid
Its hard to just change a comic style. Might not be as funny which defeats the purpose and if you take the time to listen to what he says as if reading it off paper, it makes sense. Which you can tell the exact moment he stops trying to be funny and is actually genuinely serious: its ever time he takes 3-4 seconds to pause. He gives you time to think about what he just said.
Phobos2085 notice that my comment was replying to the comment made by Tom Leykis1. i'm not criticizing Bill's routine, it's hilarious and i love the man's sense and presentation.
araknidkid Ah, I could not be sure. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
equality my ass!! I have a daughter, and tried for custody. Courts flat out told me that the mother has all the rights. How fucked is that.
stylezz36 That's just sad bro, happens pretty much all the time. Keep your head up.
thanks. Although I don't have all the power on my side, my daughter is a harsh daddies lil girl, and we are besties :D
+This is angelo Society doesn't hate men, just stupid feminist cunts. And those feminist cunts I reference are quickly becoming irrelevant. There must be something in this story that isn't being told, if he's not drug "affiliated", has no criminal record, no violent past, etc. it's extremely possible she lied about him to the courts or manipulated their child to win custody.
+FreshOuttttttt You must not have much experience with family courts. The mother is ALWAYS the default for custody unless he can prove she's extremely unstable. When it comes to custody, alimony and child support there is no question that the deck is stacked against men. It's a fact.
Ty Judkins I don't have a family but I know plenty of people in law. It's not a fact. There are so many factors that you can't determine or consider over an internet discussion that contribute to custody, so I think it's safe to say, based on your response, that you have as little knowledge / experience with family courts as I do.
A friend of mine told me her husband was so violent that he was throwing her against the wall. Good God, I said.
But then she told me that she had knocked his glasses off his face before he picked her up and threw her. She had a look on her face that said there was more. I left it at that.
There can be two sides.
***** Whenever I see a woman who's obviously had a throw down with a man, I ask my girlfriend, "I wonder what she did?" For some reason, I'm always the bad guy for asking that.
@@doug9778 Whenever I see a woman I start beating the ever living shit out of her, for some reason I'm considered a felon on many states
It's been almost 10 years, and it's still true. I'm seriously wondering if men had to deal with that bs since the beginning of humanity.
To some degree yes.. But it's been this bad in modern times since the 70s since courts allowed no fault divorce and the constant erosion of Biblical based values into total pure greed and materialism of females. Their delusions are only getting worse to
yes
Short answer, yes haha
@@TheAntiFeminist2 I mean, females constantly get the bad side of God in the bible. For example, the only sterile people in the bible are Females.
Adam already had a reason to slap eve
Feminist should have been saying "Hitting people is rude, so dont do that"
instead of
"Hitting woman is rude, so dont do it."
The world would be a better place. Too bad, it will never be exist
+AwesomeGuy2000 Nail on the head!
Women want equal rights, then they shall also get equal lefts
A female replied me. But, her comments got delete as a spam. Must be a Feminist report this
Feminists aren't interested in true equality, equalists are. Feminists are only interested in catching up in areas where men have it better, but don't care if men catch up in areas where women have it better.
good woman.
I think domestic abuse is wrong, but if a woman hits a man then he has the right to hit back. I say this as a woman.
Oh I don't doubt that women can be vile abusers. I just don't like how many people make an equivalency between a man hitting a woman in self-defense and a man physically abusing a woman.
Great girl
If a woman hits a man its still domestic abuse lol irs not a one sided thing
pick me
@@sleuwe3878 no
I will never marry until these laws are changed. Alimony = bad thing.
daniel ZHAO Alimony should be banned a it's out of date, and Child Support should be voluntary. If you love your kids then pay what you can or keep them with you. If they're Her kids then fuck off.
Prenuptial agreements are a thing
Connor France They've been over-turned on more than one occasion. they're now not worth the paper they're written on.
Connor France
Courts ruling against prenuptial agreements are a thing.
daniel ZHAO You don't need to marry to pay child-support.
Also remember that false rape-accusation is the perfect crime.
This type of female he's talking about is why I stayed single for so long. Finally found one that wasn't narcissistic
Woman tortures man: Totally fine. Man slaps a woman once: life in prison.
Amen
You know whats more messed up, poaching animals, animals are like humans.
Syrup Snake Nah, we raise the animals and give them a good life before we have to consume them, vegans have to take injections due to them not having protein.
Yeah that too but poachers simply shoot down wolves, lions and tigers and then skin them for money or turn the into taxidermic animals or just simply cut off their head and pin them on the wall like a trophy. This is why Tasmanian Tigers got extinct because poachers want to skin them for money so badly.
And you are wrong. Vegans can take proteins from plant proteins such as almonds, chickpeas, beans, avocado, rice, Brussels sprouts and peanuts and etc. They don't take injections. Search up Vegan Athletes, they are vegans who are built up by eating these foods.
And no, animals do not get treated nicely, well most, they get abused in slaughter houses, their children getting slaughtered slowly. Here is an example. A cow is having pregnant, while it's pregnant it develops milk in the udder, after giving birth to a baby cow, people butcher the cow and sells the meat then milking the adult cow and then making it pregnant again and repeat the process. If you don't believe me then check this out. ruclips.net/video/CKeE_SPSbio/видео.html
You are a little behind the times, but that's okay.
Double standard:
Woman hits Man=Funny
Man hits Woman=Abuse
he destroyed that chick that yelled out lol
+Jus Me Can you understand what she is saying and explain it? I don't get it. "Answer him right"?
Yeah totally wrong time to do it when he's on a role like that catch him when he's talking about beating off or something
+Jus Me Even the women laughed at her, lol. So many issues.....so little answers. You would think women made all of the laws in America. They pretty much avoid anything that can criminalize them, so of course the laws would be like they are now.
+Jus Me RIP heckler
+Anders Garvin I feel like she was trying to support him by saying answer him though?
„Have a hard day at the factory, comes home, (tuna casserol?) starts swinging“ 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
What happens if you hit Kaitlyn Jenner?
Lol
+Bruce Wayne
As long as it's with your car, you should be good.
you get your ass kicked, bitch used to be a male olympian
People forget that Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist in the decathlon. He was the most well rounded athlete in the world that year. The decathlon has events that require, speed, strength, coordination, endurance, etc.
+Ghost Pumpkin
I like how you all are just putting "She" normally lol. Cracks me up
God, it's just so fucking true.
Never hit a woman... Not because it's wrong, but because you will be ruined for life. Just piss her off more and secretly record her, then call the cops. There you go, undeniable evidence and you win like you should.
samuel bekele rub 1 out for victory
It's fine if she hit you first, but like I said the system we have is set up for men to lose in a court room so just piss her off and record her abusing you...
But no man should ever have to go through that it's ridiculous
samuel bekele Don't hit her. Slowly drive her to insanity and steal one of her socks every months until her life is ruined. That's called bringing a nuke to a kamakazi fight!
samuel bekele hell no you hit her equal rights
"there's no reason to hit a woman"
It itself adds another reason 🙌🏼🔥🤣
"Would you ever hit a woman?"
"If she threatened my life."
BEST REASON.
I love that ending segment about how women win arguments.
newvultraz And he totally cut out like 80% of it.
There was a huge build up to that punch line in the original.
ripped off Dane cook
+Espanola Angler fuck dane cook
+Espanola Angler Wrong
Code Ex I'm warning you. Your friends will be asking, "Does this burger taste funny to you?" And I'll say, "It tastes like Code."
Love this guy, because in his comedy he speaks the truth.. no you should never hit a woman, but women should never hit a man either.. it works both ways.. but he is so funny..
Couldn’t have said it any better myself
Never? Are you in your right mind?
@@emmioglukant replied to a 5 year old comment, are you in your right mind
@@Vaul. Replied to a comment replying to a five year old comment? Are you in your right mind?
@@SPCsmith21 Replied to a comment that replied to a comment that replied to a 5 year old comment.
Are *YOU* in your right mind?
I like how everyone was quiet and not wanting to laugh until that one lady said "EVERY DAAAAAAAAY" and broke the discomfort barrier.
*disclaimer* I am a happy, mentally healthy adult with absolutely no after effects of my parents actions, there is no need for sympathy comments.
Thank you to all the people who care though.
I spent my childhood watching my mother, get in my father's face, scream at him, shove him, belittle him, even slap him.
My father, who had anger issues.
Every time he would literally say "Get away from me before something bad happens to you." "Get away from me before I kick your ass " "Don't try and act like a man because you ain't one." And every single time she would get louder and tell him to do it, and he'd snap and hit her, sometimes he'd just slap her, sometimes he'd beat her so bad that 5, 6, 7 year old me would literally have to get involved.
And every time afterwards she would come to us, her little kids and talk about how much of a monster he was, like yeah he's a monster BACK THE FUCK UP THEN!
At the very least don't literally tell him "Do it then!"
She would literally say things like, "I can't believe he would do that." Like seriously mom, he's done it every week since as far back as I can remember, what did you think was going to happen?
hope you’re doing good bruh
Sounds like they were both very much in the wrong and you had a fucked up childhood. She was super abusive, but he clearly was more violent than he needed to be as well. I'm sorry. :(
Hope you are getting on and avoiding that kind of problem. Sending you strength
Im gonna sound like a dick for this, but your mom seems like a bitch at times-
Ur dad was based, some hoes need to get humbled ... dunno why ppl feel pity for stupid ppl lol ... she needed to stfu and spread her legs
One time I was bringing my 3 year old boy to his mother's place. Recently splitted. My phone was off so I've got into the building and rang the apartment. She wasn't expecting me to ring at the door, when she did open she tried to hit me a few times. In front of my boy. I've just protected myself with my arm, no hitting. I did warn her. The time passed and talking about this episode she said "you tried to get into the apartment" , I know for sure that was the last thing I wanted. The difference between men and women is that women believe their lies to be truth. Men know when they're lying.
Not just that, but it doesn't matter what they do wrong, they will NEVER consider themselves to be the villain in any situation, in their opinion, they are life's main hero and they can do no wrong, and anything bad they do is justified somehow like you gave them no choice and they will never feel the least bit of remorse over their wrongdoing.
I once (unfortunately) saved a woman's job, because she ordered something 15 SETS of 15 of a certain item, and she would have gotten a better price if she'd ordered 9 sets of 25 or 4 sets of 50 and a 25, so I thought she didn't want 225 but just 15, and I couldn't get in contact with her at first so I delayed filling the order. When I finally contacted her after her vacation, she was working in "procurement" and read the note from the person she was procuring it for and he obviously wanted 15, not 225, but she refused to admit she made any sort of mistake. I insisted the mistake was hers and tried to communicate understanding of the nature of her mistake to her, and she got furious and demanded to speak to my manager with the intent to get me fired, and then insisted her company would never buy from mine ever again. All that as reward for me saving her job by catching her mistake. I could have just filled the order as placed, sent 225. But in exchange for me doing this thing for her benefit, she was convinced I was the bad guy, she absolutely could not acknowledge she made any sort of mistake of any kind and wanted to DESTROY the one who helped her, for suggesting she wasn't perfect. That's women. That's what they do.
That's hilariously true.
Once police had to come our house, because i slap my girlfriend in face. She personally called them. So they arrive and i show them a video that i was secretly filming during our fight. She was totally mad and hit and kicked me many times before i slap her. Police watch that video and then said, "nothing wrong happened here" they asked me if i want that they take her to jail. i Said no, thats ok. She was so embarassed next day. I enjoyed it.
Burr hit another level of popularity because he wasn't afraid of tackling subjects that some people try and sweep under the carpet
Im a girl, and I believe if a women hits you, you have as much right to hit her back in defense. Its called equality for a reason. I dislike how some women get away with abusing their partners for long periods of time and once their husband or boyfriend gets fed up and strike them once, they begin to act as the victims. Personally I would NEVER hit a person, even if they are being ridiculously rude, Ive been punched before and I never returned it. I try to deal with conflict with understanding and love. The only reason I would strike a person if my life or the lives of the people I care is in danger. Other wise in no circumstance do I find violence acceptable.
+Diana Alarcon Right! :)
I'm different. call me all the mean names you want. But the moment you physically put your hands on me, I'm laying you out
+Trevor Dixon and that's alright I totally respect your opinion :)
HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU KNOW ABUSE THERE MEN ?
@@GaudyGotti here we go lol
The worst is when you come across those women who think they're so above the law they can say you should never hit a woman while being a woman who abuses her boyfriend on a daily basis. I have seen women like this. They, punch, and slap around their boyfriends, laugh about it, and say it's a joke. I'll say it now, and I don't care who disagrees with me, or how ridiculously late I am on it, but if you're a woman who thinks it's okay to physically abuse men, then you should at the very least expect to get slapped at least once to see exactly how what you're doing feels.
@@JonathanTBE r&t@rժ detected, everyone, r&t@rժ detected. Also, what are you going to do when she attacks with a weapon, or sticks her fingers in his eyes, especially with long sharp fingernails, still going to say it's not abusive then, r&t@rժ? Oh he can take it, no one help him, he's a man so no one concern yourselves with him. Also, it takes very little force to do damage. I sincerely hope you learn this the hard way. Here's hoping a woman gouges your eyes out and no one helps you or has any pity for you, because once you're blind, you won't be leaving any more comments on youtube.
@@JonathanTBE that’s his point tho. For men who don’t wanna be hit even it doesn’t hurt or not. If a man says stop, and makes it clear he’s serious, the female should stop. Abuse is abuse, no matter what form it comes in.
I am against violence. however, most women can't do damage as much as men can do. If I squeeze my brothers wrist for example with all of my strength is not the same as he doing it to me, he can simply bruise me or worse. If she is like chocking him or doing serious damage he should defend himself of course If it's not a serious damage they should talk it out if she doesn't stop he should break up with her.
@@JonathanTBE I watched as my boy got slapped in the face in the middle of an airport because he dared to suggest they take the $100 credit the airline offered if they took the next flight. While he may have had 100 lbs on her, its fucking abuse bro.
@@JonathanTBE Dude you're literally promoting one sided abuse here. A beta check? Fucking seriously? When I originally made that post my mind went to a past roommate I had. New flash, his girl wasn't just giving love taps, she left bruises! And news flash, I've been punched by a guy, hell it damn near knocked me out. Drunk nights at my brothers got crazy. Now, why didn't this guy I was thinking about while writing this ever hit her back? I don't know let me think, because it's been nailed into our heads that no matter what, we should just sit there and take it.
Fine, it's a fact that women aren't as physically strong as men, but that doesn't mean a women's punch is so weak it's like a tap of a dog tail. That's honestly one of the most sexist things I've heard and that's saying a lot. From what I've observed, you're sitting here calling all women weak, and all men who take crap from them pussies, completely missing the point of the original post.
Alright, done wasting my time with you. Good day.
Been bullied by girls for years
Never hit a single one,because that's not how I was raised.
And if you let me relive these years 10 times in a row I definitely would've done the COMPLETELY OPPOSITE.
Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.They mean harm - feel free to harm them.
I will never make same mistake as I did before.
Violence is the answer?
@@potatowarrior747 Of course
@@potatowarrior747 it's not the answer. It's the solution
Just tell the teacher or something
@@bigsmall246 I'm about to start swearing.
Because teacher was on their side.
Do you think I haven't tried it?
I had an ex come after me with a hammer, then called the cops after I buster her teeth out. When they arrived and started asking questions they flat out told her that she was the one who initiated the assult and I defended my self and she got what she deserved and they left.
It's always been my philosophy that if a woman punches you, you have the right to defend yourself and punch her back.
that's been my philosophy since 2nd grade haha
How’s that a philosophy lmao
We are human beings not robots. If a 5 foot 6 woman will punch a strong 6 foot 2 man in the face, it would be very wrong for him to slug her in the face. Fact is, 99% of the time men are physically stronger, and have testosterone affecting their mental state.
It's not philosophy. It's common sense. All Hands are rated E for everyone.
i see it all the time...a woman who's a distant cousin in my family got angry with my brother over a simple misunderstanding and lunged at him with both hands to try and hit and slap in the face...so he grabbed her and threw her on the floor..of course because she lost she started crying saying "omg omg omg you just assaulted me" lucky i was there as a witness to prove that she lunged at him...some woman are so fucking brainwashed they lunge at guys to hit them thinking it's not allowed for them to defend themselves lol
On the other hand, if it had just been him and her, there would have been no witnesses and she wouldn't even be able to prove he hit her at all. It's only going to be going badly if there's a witness who saw just saw the 2nd half of it. Or if the witness is a super simp.
"every ass kicking doesn't fall out of the sky" 😂😂😂 he had me rolling there!!
Romario Peterkin 😂😂😂😂
that "EVERY DAY!!" just took me out 😂 Drives his point home : There might be reasons to hit people, you just don't do it.
Random dude: I'll give you a million dollars if you can watch Bill Burr without laughing
Me: Fuck
Not humanly possible....wait....still no.
Thanks TomLeykis1 for your hilarious input with the annotations on this video it really made this video so much more funnier and thought provoking with your commentary.
Where's that at?
Whoa it's Smiling Friend
crying in 2022
@@tarquinioprisco8459 jfc I miss annotations
Holy shit its miachel Cusack
If there is a better comedian working today I have yet to hear them. Just my opinion.
+Chris J fucking amen bro
+Chris J Louis C K is obviously up there
russell peters too.
Christopher Titus is pretty good. Also Dane cook
Just your fact.
My Mom was the instigator of all the domestic disturbances throughout my childhood, Bill Burr has a great point here.
I love it when comedians own hecklers.
i like how perfect his answer was , real quick and simple , im pretty sure somebody told her to shut up XD
"Rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory!"
I'm dying!
Do not ever heckle this professional.
Shoutout to the lady who screamed “every day”. She turned this clip from just regular funny to legendary
Don't never ever pick a fight with a comedian, or argue because they will verbally bury you.
And there will always be plenty of reason to hit anyone (irrespective of gender) except a newborn child that is or a person suffering from disorders
I mean. Depends on the disorder...
@@DetectivePlays0 duuude 😄
@@SatrancAma he isn’t wrong
I mean for disorders if they are using it to get what they want by all means dont let it stop you but if they arent using it for greed then they are excluded
As a person with bipolar disorder and adhd I can understand why you would hit me. I may have my issues but I’m still human.
"There's plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it". A missed opportunity for my high school quote
"Tuna casserole?! And just start swinging" LMAO!
I used to believe there’s no reason to hit a woman until they told me were equal in every single way. Same strength, same capabilities.
This is why I love Bill Burr as a comedian so much. He does not go out in front of an audience and suck their ass and try to be best friends with them. He doesn't stick to soft topics that get easy laughs. He tackles a huge issue, which has some grey area and is touchy and uncomfortable, gives his honest opinion on it. Backs it up with examples, logic and reason. He then often loses the crowd for a little bit, but is almost always able to win the bulk of them back, if not all of them.
What he is saying here is absolutely spot on. You should not hit a woman, absolutely not. I would never in my life. But to sit there and suggest that there has never been a time where a woman has done anything to remotely deserve a slap, it's absolutely pathetic. He's spot on, with the ego that is behind that statement. To sit there and say "we never deserve to be hit" is just mind blowing to me. Of course woman do things at times that would warrant a slap.
2:10 Was just a solid comedy routine up until this point, but... he's got a really good point here, and one I hadn't really considered until now.
Sabbat-X. Don't feel bad ......The illuminati worked real hard to get society where it's at.
Bill Burr is not a comedian first. He is a philosopher. He just channels it through comedy. The dude speaks truth. He acts like a stupid fuck, but everyone who follows him knows he is a very intelligent man who has great perception.
If you didn't like his comedy routine,don't go then smh.
WHYYOUNOTRISSON hey man, funny seeing you on here. Did you lose enough weight to get approved for bariatric surgery yet? I was wondering how it went because you never replied under your comments on the diet video. Good luck!
I have clicked on this so many times over the years. It is a HILARIOUS social critique. Always nice to point out inconsistencies.
I once believed to never hit a woman no matter what. What happened during high school changed my mind. I did it for self-defense but everyone saw me as the bad guy even when they saw what fully happened.
If you get hit, you can legally hit back as long as it's in the interest of protecting yourself and stopping it from happening again. The problem is, there is the possibility that the judge says you went overboard... So there's the problem, men hit harder than women on average, so men, you need to start weak and increase strength until it stops, don't start strong, as it may be too strong.
no chance of it happening again if you go for the kill
Wow thank you for helping men to hit women
I'd rather deck her so hard she forgets about the incident entirely. Like a cartoon bonk on the head.
@@sleuwe3878 the hero we need
Dude just spank them like a child, shit works wonders.
There's a difference between discipline and abuse. Abusing women is not cool.
Unless they pull put a weapon, then go ham.
My first wife would grab my hand, bunch it up into a fist and headbutt it while complaining that I wasn't a man because I refused to hit her.
Then when I started laughing at her she got mad.
In my experience 120% of relationship arguments are me apologising for finding something fucking hilarious :D
+Adam Taylor That actually is pretty funny. Lol
That’s a troubled woman. Must’ve endured heavy abuse as a child
Please tell me that marriage didn't last long or produce any children. Come on Natural Selection. No, I wasn't calling your first wife a candidate for the Darwin awards. Natural Selection is the name of...the horse I'm being on. Yeah, that's it.
Whats wrong with her hahahaha
Once I had a friend sleep over that was bipolar who was a drug addict and she attacked me because I wouldn't let her take anymore codeine (her pee was litearlly stinging her and making her cry)..>It got so bad with the shouting back and forth and her scratching me, punching me in the head, poking me in eyes....Police showed up asking if everything was okay I replied "Yeah things have calmed down now we've sorted it out and its passed" and their response was "We're talking to the lady. Could you please step away" And I was sat there covered in blood xD Mental
This is a masterpiece ! I have lost count of the times I have watched it and every single time it's as entertaining as ever.
"Its the champagne of victory."
Isaiah Boulware one of the most inspiring quotes of the 21st Century haha
I have anger issues and had to spend some time in anger mgmt. rehab. I met this nicest bloke over there. So one day I just had to ask him "Why are you locked up with us nutbags?" Initially he resisted but after a while he said "For laying hand on my missus once"
I couldn't believe so I asked of his side of story. He said he was going through lots of stress because of the economy. The kids were growing up quick and he wasn't saving enough to send them to private school. He said he was going through marital problems and his wife wasn't helping him with the situation. After months of passive aggressiveness from his wife, one day he just pushed her aside to avoid confrontation. The wife slipped and bumped her head on the table, got a black eye.
So now he is in the middle of a divorce, had to quit his job, and get an anger management therapy just to see his kids. So I asked him why did he not tell the judge about his side of the story.
He replied, "Once you lay hand on your wife, there's only one side to the story"
03:24 "I think you just added another reason" lmao🤣
That guy is a true legend who spoke the language of facts
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now im on a Bill Burr kick...
I don't know how people are quiet during his set, idc if you're uncomfortable, the man is hilarious
And speaking the truth
Everyone arguing about serious stuff but can we just talk about how amazing that stretch after 6:48 is. "Rub one out, it's the champagne of victory" had me almost spit out my water.
One of the few comics who still has the balls to be funny even to this day; bill burr is one of the greatest to ever do it.
1:29 *"EVERY DAYYYYYYYYYY!"*
_killed me lmao_
women don't care how you feel. it passes from generation to generation till everyone suffers from narcissism
MGTOW for the win
Jamaal Miller it's how the female sex is genetically constructed, the same way as to why men and women are fundamentally different. It's a recipe for disaster.
And that's why humans love it.
YEA BECAUSE MEN CARE SO MUCH
I am not a violent man, its extremely rare for me to get into a fight. But I will say this, there is no difference between beating a girl and beating a guy thats simply weaker than you. If someone hits me, I'll hit back, I dont care who or what they are.
This is how I celebrate International Women's Day.
@Di Vepets There is one, but 99.99% people don't know about it.
I was clapping so hard during the video, I might have broken my hand.
Rub one out like a man, it's a the champagne of victory. XD
sodazman One of the best lines ever
sodazman Pop that cork in celebration of freedom
I used to listen to this guy every day, in one form or another. Then I realized none of my ideas were my ideas. I was just repeating what some other guy said. Don’t get me wrong, the dude’s a genius. But I had to step away and figure out what my own voice sounds like. Overdosing on anything is a bad idea. Drugs, alcohol, even jokes. Moderation is key. 👍🏽
While I agree with him I feel the need to say that, more often, there are other avenues besides violence, regardless of gender, that can achieve a greater effect. Now, I'm not saying there is never a reason to hit someone. Believe me I know that's not the case. I just think people resort to physical altercations too easily and can oftentimes just talk it out or leave the situation.