Bill Burr’s Issues With The Airline Boarding Process | CONAN on TBS

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  • @mariocosta1451
    @mariocosta1451 4 года назад +18844

    Usually comedians feed off of laughs. This guy feeds off of groans and silence. Legend.

    • @mrsir1489
      @mrsir1489 4 года назад +291

      Mario Costa well, he doesn’t feed off of it but he’ll go further for those laughs to get the to see the point or the joke. There has been many time where the room would be silent and he will ask “why is everybody so quiet?” I think he always asks that because most of the time that question alone gets some decent amount of laughing but he does get pretty nervous at time when no one laughs but i think he’s definitely way more confident about it now than he was in the past

    • @Kasparovvvvv
      @Kasparovvvvv 4 года назад +31

      That is a great comment. Agree.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 4 года назад +46

      Have you seennhim in Philly

    • @mariocosta1451
      @mariocosta1451 4 года назад +2

      Is Egg haha Ya that was crazy!

    • @leandre8896
      @leandre8896 4 года назад +6

      @@mariocosta1451 What happened in Philly?

  • @YouAlreadyKnowBabi
    @YouAlreadyKnowBabi 6 лет назад +13441

    “Now that fat guy is considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies”
    Lmfaooo

    • @lestermagoo
      @lestermagoo 6 лет назад +162

      Well, if they're thin mints or samoas, I would have to agree. I can't control myself when my lady brings those home. Damn those Girl Scouts! Enablers! #mewantcookietoo

    • @SgtEaglefort
      @SgtEaglefort 6 лет назад +62

      Your lady is an enabler and trying to kill you.

    • @SgtEaglefort
      @SgtEaglefort 6 лет назад +33

      sometimes my fingers are faster than my brain :c

    • @matthewfon3649
      @matthewfon3649 6 лет назад +48

      Poor Andy having to sit through that

    • @chestbuster1987
      @chestbuster1987 6 лет назад +4

      That would make Huell unhappy

  • @d4rk0v3
    @d4rk0v3 5 лет назад +5041

    "It's not that she says that I'm a jerk. It's just the nerve to be surprised." ~ Bill Burr. That just killed me.

    • @MrPsycho06
      @MrPsycho06 5 лет назад +30

      Tyrandus that was just pure gold

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 5 лет назад +23

      I’ve quoted those very sentences to my wife three or four times in the last month.

    • @Has_1990
      @Has_1990 5 лет назад +3

      What does it mean?

    • @tyrvs
      @tyrvs 5 лет назад +34

      myself ndi some women know the type of person their dating or marrying but don’t admit it or lie to themselves

    • @Has_1990
      @Has_1990 5 лет назад +1

      @@tyrvs That makes sense. Thank you

  • @bschro7146
    @bschro7146 3 года назад +4215

    I saw him in Sacramento in an outdoor venue, packed audience, in the middle of a joke a speeding motorcycle went by and it was so loud he had to stop and just goes “Wow that’s the first time I’ve ever been heckled by a Susuzki” and that immediate joke killed. He’s so great.

    • @tonyhess9552
      @tonyhess9552 3 года назад +193

      Thunder Valley, 2018! That was my favorite joke of the night. Well, that and I've worked my whole career to play this parking lot :)

    • @DanielSilva-gf4kk
      @DanielSilva-gf4kk 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Darling137
      @Darling137 3 года назад +7

      @@tonyhess9552 Likewise, I'm pretty sure I was at the TD Garden gig and he was f'ing great.

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 3 года назад +6

      @@mortymortal7
      Darude sandstorm

    • @leperfectionist9274
      @leperfectionist9274 3 года назад +5

      @@mortymortal7 Susuzki is a brand of motorcycle

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 5 лет назад +19790

    Shoutout to the one guy actually enjoying himself and laughing hard.

    • @inshrektorgadget1546
      @inshrektorgadget1546 5 лет назад +619

      Sooo Conan?

    • @quick2bud
      @quick2bud 5 лет назад +1075

      Listen with headphones, you cant not hear that hyenas laughter in the background.

    • @joelb2965
      @joelb2965 5 лет назад +37

      Conan.

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 5 лет назад +297

      I think he just wanted to be able to hear himself when he watched it on tv/online.

    • @turritopsisrockola
      @turritopsisrockola 5 лет назад +196

      I love you murray

  • @strickca991
    @strickca991 5 лет назад +7320

    Bill Burr is the uncle everyone needs.

    • @lisaellis9749
      @lisaellis9749 5 лет назад +9

      Yep!

    • @yourMom-ic4wr
      @yourMom-ic4wr 5 лет назад +13

      No Jack Black is😂

    • @DESTA.
      @DESTA. 4 года назад +11

      Uncle Bill and uncle Joey. Name a better duo.

    • @hYBRYDcOBRA
      @hYBRYDcOBRA 4 года назад +9

      @@yourMom-ic4wr Why not both?

    • @vhandarsh51
      @vhandarsh51 4 года назад +2

      @@DESTA. Joey who ??

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 6 лет назад +5874

    Americans should be proud to have Bill, he’s a legend.

    • @TheMinneapolisMan
      @TheMinneapolisMan 5 лет назад +105

      We are

    • @jeanlubin9878
      @jeanlubin9878 5 лет назад +75

      Trust me. We are and I one learned a lot from him. The man is brutally honest.

    • @YOUR_neighbor25
      @YOUR_neighbor25 5 лет назад +10

      Thomas Gannon we are you son of a bitch

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 5 лет назад +29

      @@YOUR_neighbor25 tf is your problem?

    • @sajpaj67
      @sajpaj67 5 лет назад +26

      @@YOUR_neighbor25 Jesus lol calm down there

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 3 года назад +6389

    “He was so fat, I was next to him AND behind him”
    Such a vivid image and we’ve all been there

    • @adamseward3567
      @adamseward3567 3 года назад +34

      Anyone else picture Fat Bastard from Austin Powers during this?

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 3 года назад +54

      I was on a plane once, and the seat next to me was empty. Then just before they close the doors, the biggest fattest guy gets on and takes that seat. That was not a fun flight.

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 3 года назад +15

      We don't all live in the States

    • @Huntermyth
      @Huntermyth 3 года назад +15

      worst part is, if you complain like a tinsy tiny bit, they will bombard you with a gazillion excuses for being that fat. smh.

    • @vihockeyguy1
      @vihockeyguy1 3 года назад +8

      @@Huntermyth as if it’s simply not humanly possible to control your weight. Which is why you see just as man morbidly obese people in North Korea and poor African countries as you do in the US

  • @Phoenix-Vaughn
    @Phoenix-Vaughn 5 лет назад +3518

    "I was literally next to him AND behind him" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noluthando6757
      @noluthando6757 5 лет назад +23

      I’m still trying to visualize this

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 5 лет назад +11

      “You’re like Quint, in Jaws, sliding down the boat” 🦈🎣🛥

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +4

      Don't forget how heroic and disabled he was :D

    • @ahmedabdelsamad9816
      @ahmedabdelsamad9816 5 лет назад

      I died

    • @LuckyNumber48
      @LuckyNumber48 5 лет назад +1

      That got me good

  • @erenjaeger3537
    @erenjaeger3537 3 года назад +3544

    Bill just effortlessly did a 7 and a half minute set.

    • @ramsesf.7956
      @ramsesf.7956 3 года назад +54

      That's the way he does stand up, he doesn't write his jokes, pure improvisation.

    • @BrawndoQC
      @BrawndoQC 3 года назад +88

      @@ramsesf.7956 Dude he does rehearse and try bits. Conan loves Bill so much that he must be calling him to come and practice bits with his audience for a free show.

    • @Dezzyyx
      @Dezzyyx 2 года назад +37

      ​@@ramsesf.7956 I've binged all his specials and now YT clips, and I don't know if he did them here first or in the specials but it's a lot of the same material and some jokes are word for word

    • @Fireholder1
      @Fireholder1 2 года назад +5

      That's literally what all his appearances on these kinds of shows is.
      It's practice for his specials.

    • @bouncecouncil
      @bouncecouncil 2 года назад +4

      @@Dezzyyx that’s what most great comedians do. It’s how they sell their acts. The material hits the talk show circuit, then the stage, then of course the hour long special

  • @terrickphillips6688
    @terrickphillips6688 6 лет назад +5609

    "HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!"
    lmmfao

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 6 лет назад +16

      Terrick Phillips ikr..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @radioactive6083
      @radioactive6083 6 лет назад +2

      @@rollsroyce7385 I didn't get it??

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 6 лет назад +31

      Talking about those in the military boarding.

    • @toni19292
      @toni19292 6 лет назад +10

      CMG there are guys that don’t deploy that are still crucial to base ops. They all deserve respect. They all make sacrifices to contribute to the successful operation of that base.

    • @DuanvantSlot
      @DuanvantSlot 6 лет назад +101

      @@toni19292 no. That's like saying the garbage guy deserves nation-wide respect because he's saving us from dying from decomposing food. It's a job, get over it.

  • @scratchthesurface3138
    @scratchthesurface3138 3 года назад +1656

    I absolutely love how Bill puts everyone in their place. Audience, celebs, hosts, etc and he always does in the right way. Bill is one of very few comedians who thrives off of negativity and a silent room is still as funny.

    • @ZoOnTheYT
      @ZoOnTheYT 3 года назад +30

      If Bill Burr and Ricky Gervais did a double header, no one would survive.

    • @JohnBoyJoy
      @JohnBoyJoy 2 года назад +1

      @@ZoOnTheYT who the f is Ricky gervais

    • @ZoOnTheYT
      @ZoOnTheYT 2 года назад +6

      @@JohnBoyJoy British comedian. Great stand up, but check his hosting the Golden Globes; absolute savage.

    • @GG-jiggles
      @GG-jiggles 2 года назад +5

      @@JohnBoyJoy he did the savage Jeff Epstein joke at the Golden Globes 💀

    • @charliebarker996
      @charliebarker996 2 года назад

      How have you not heard of rocky Gervais?!?!?!

  • @randomrandomnesss2188
    @randomrandomnesss2188 5 лет назад +3525

    This is just Bill Burr’s therapy session and we get to watch.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 5 лет назад +49

      I would love to be Burr's therapist.

    • @eddiefying9464
      @eddiefying9464 4 года назад +5

      I was trying to understand why this was so funny - this is the perfect explanation

    • @MrNobbless
      @MrNobbless 4 года назад +11

      That's pretty much what his last special was. Seriosuly, if you like these jokes go watch Paper Tiger.

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 года назад

      Lmaoo

  • @mmali5130
    @mmali5130 5 лет назад +5115

    That one guy laughing in the background, lmao

    • @DIFFIEH
      @DIFFIEH 5 лет назад +83

      stupid fcukin laugh

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +556

      He just didn't wait on the rest of the audience approval..... true Bill Burr fan if you ask me.

    • @DIFFIEH
      @DIFFIEH 5 лет назад +23

      @@jwdathefax377 so he's a true bill burr fan because he laugh at his jokes....ffs, does the internet breed idiots?

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +215

      @@DIFFIEH Apparently the internet does INDEED breed idiots if you don't know what I meant. And you clearly don't, being that what I said and what you said are totally different things.Step your comprehension skills up..... idiot.

    • @nhjt6507
      @nhjt6507 5 лет назад +21

      That's how people should be

  • @messierselbow103
    @messierselbow103 4 года назад +4066

    “It’s not that she says I’m a jerk, it’s just..the nerve to be surprised.”

    • @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471
      @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 4 года назад +7

      Man I didn't get that one

    • @messierselbow103
      @messierselbow103 4 года назад +44

      DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Yea I can’t help you if you don’t get it.

    • @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471
      @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 4 года назад +8

      So you didn't understand either..

    • @messierselbow103
      @messierselbow103 4 года назад +5

      DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Sure.

    • @messierselbow103
      @messierselbow103 4 года назад +15

      DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. C’mon man. He meant that it takes a special kind of stupid to still get surprised when he’s a jerk, considering it’s his M.O.

  • @pauldavies5611
    @pauldavies5611 3 года назад +586

    The tuna fish sandwich thing really floored Conan.

    • @jlsandoval90
      @jlsandoval90 3 года назад +40

      It floored me too 😂

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 3 года назад +30

      Had me in tears. And I love how Conan genuinely finds him hysterical.

    • @Commander_Cat
      @Commander_Cat 3 года назад +15

      It was so abstract

    • @TheTehrancarroll
      @TheTehrancarroll 3 года назад +15

      i was gonna say.......he usually cackles....throw his head back...claps the hands... very demonstrative...but this was a deep...paralyzing laugh....so deep it hurt your stomach...and you can barely make a sound laugh.....Burr was on fire...Conan gets like that for Norm Macdonald sometimes....

  • @taylorgang2237
    @taylorgang2237 6 лет назад +3326

    When he yells at the audience for groaning I died. Best comedian on the Planet right now.

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 6 лет назад +46

      I would say ONE of the best comedians on the planet right now.

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 6 лет назад +125

      I totally agree. Some PC cuckolds booed when he called the fat guy lazy instead of disabled. They deserved getting yelled at. He handled it hilariously, which makes Burr great and very unique these days.

    • @taylorgang2237
      @taylorgang2237 6 лет назад +4

      CisforCock I can’t name a better one right now. And I notice you haven’t either

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 6 лет назад +4

      Doug Stanhope.

    • @Rob-rs5rn
      @Rob-rs5rn 6 лет назад

      You're right. He never gets old.

  • @michaeledwards7967
    @michaeledwards7967 5 лет назад +4810

    This is a perfect example of the power and importance of comedians in society. They are the modern court jesters calling out truth to power.

    • @agentsmith4763
      @agentsmith4763 5 лет назад +72

      Michael Edwards And so they should be! Without fear of being politically correct

    • @alexbittonagy4808
      @alexbittonagy4808 5 лет назад

      Damn straight mate!! Guy from Down Under, agreeing wholeheartedly with that assessment lol

    • @timprescott4634
      @timprescott4634 5 лет назад +9

      He does it in SUCH an intelligent way. Even the “fat shaming” part didn’t seem overtly offensive...

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 5 лет назад +2

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 Yoko Ono deserves to be mocked though.

    • @austrolouis124
      @austrolouis124 5 лет назад +1

      Jazzkeyboardist1 imagine crying over comedy and trying to shut someone down over a joke and try and compare them to a cause with no actual due course that actually needs it

  • @Badosureinhardt
    @Badosureinhardt 5 лет назад +8010

    It's refreshing to see genuine laughs from Conan, as opposed to Jimmy Fallon

    • @ChrisQuidvis24
      @ChrisQuidvis24 5 лет назад +122

      Jimmy fake laugh fallon has its reason

    • @marshallposey2063
      @marshallposey2063 5 лет назад +88

      Fallon is a fake punk

    • @yourMom-ic4wr
      @yourMom-ic4wr 5 лет назад +91

      Their all a bunch of Hollywood bitches...both Fallon’s... Elen... all of them

    • @JayAugustoSilva
      @JayAugustoSilva 5 лет назад +18

      Amadeus Folego so true! Fallon laughs on cue, it’s sad

    • @joshz2778
      @joshz2778 4 года назад +5

      Brad Cooper hold my hair

  • @manggkee3161
    @manggkee3161 3 года назад +1289

    "Even if they're murdering people, its somehow our fault" LOL

    • @mrchoon2010
      @mrchoon2010 3 года назад +24

      Right! It's your fault! You and your patriarchy drove women to do these things!

    • @anmolsekhon3545
      @anmolsekhon3545 3 года назад +49

      @@mrchoon2010 you are proving his point😂😂😂

    • @mrchoon2010
      @mrchoon2010 3 года назад +5

      @@anmolsekhon3545 And you're proving mine

    • @anmolsekhon3545
      @anmolsekhon3545 3 года назад +32

      @@mrchoon2010 there is no point in your comment.

    • @mrchoon2010
      @mrchoon2010 3 года назад +1

      @@anmolsekhon3545 So what's the point in yours?

  • @charlescannon4986
    @charlescannon4986 5 лет назад +1564

    "one thing I noticed is we're always working on me" A sentence any married man would heartily concur is their existence as well.

    • @boejangles7571
      @boejangles7571 5 лет назад +7

      Right on!!

    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 5 лет назад +14

      I'm married. I don't concur. We're actually working on her. I think Bill Burr's broad generalizations of men and women really only apply to American men and women.

    • @spam7797
      @spam7797 5 лет назад +35

      Married 15 years, disagree. My wife and I mostly just hang out, eat pizza, play video games and have fun. Who the hell did you guys marry?

    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 5 лет назад +17

      @@spam7797 It's like these guys all think women are the enemy or something. They can be different in some ways, sure, but it ain't like men are all perfect either. It's a challenge to live with another person and not get annoyed by them, regardless of gender.

    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 5 лет назад +3

      @OhJaney In general, shouldn't couples both work to improve their relationship? In my particular situation, my wife is seeing a therapist due to some pretty awful childhood trauma that was never healed. I decided to see one as well, just so I can learn how to understand her (and myself) better. Like I said, I disagree with Bill Burr's steteotyping.

  • @TheJayLenoFly
    @TheJayLenoFly 6 лет назад +11203

    "the nerve to be surprised" that got me

    • @Tostorito
      @Tostorito 6 лет назад +93

      Aayyye The Jayleno fly's a Bill Burr fan too!

    • @cccant26
      @cccant26 6 лет назад +27

      I love your channel

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 6 лет назад +31

      You’re the best, Jayleno Fly :)))

    • @jeyfreeman7045
      @jeyfreeman7045 6 лет назад +38

      No joke love your channel so much man, you’re keeping the memory of Craig Ferguson alive man

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +11

      "the nerve to be surprised" is actually a Bill Cosby quote from the 80s so uh yeah

  • @Nuhjeea
    @Nuhjeea 6 лет назад +672

    Conan, one of the only talk show hosts that lets Burr do his thing.

    • @KletoReese
      @KletoReese 6 лет назад +9

      Comedians know each other, so they give each other space to speak their mind 😀

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 6 лет назад +28

      Bill Burr is the litmus test for talk show hosts.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 6 лет назад +5

      he has a very similar relationship with norm macdonald

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 6 лет назад +4

      muggedinmadrid
      On a mostly unrelated note, I don't think I've ever seen Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald in the same room.

    • @casualxxgamerxx9662
      @casualxxgamerxx9662 6 лет назад +8

      Bill has spoken very nicely about Conan on his podcasts. About how he'll let you go and let's you talk but is also there to move it along and bail you out if you get lost.

  • @boyanbo6418
    @boyanbo6418 3 года назад +337

    He is funny and dead serious at the same time. What a priceless talent! Top 5 comedians of all time and he is not even trying hard.

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 3 года назад +2

      I'd rank Bill Burr as top five current comedians and top ten of all time.

    • @Yokozumas
      @Yokozumas 3 года назад +1

      This isnt Basketball.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 2 года назад

      @@Yokozumas You don't think that comedians are ranked all the time? 😆

  • @tarlokmann3981
    @tarlokmann3981 6 лет назад +1808

    "Do they ever take responsibility for their actions?" Priceless!

    • @jeanlubin9878
      @jeanlubin9878 5 лет назад +42

      Never lol

    • @sidmahadevan
      @sidmahadevan 5 лет назад +7

      I saw one reply and I was sure its from ur wife 😂

    • @cuihaoify
      @cuihaoify 5 лет назад +4

      What I found more hilarious is the fact there is 1.6K likes for this comment 😂

    • @jonathandong7067
      @jonathandong7067 5 лет назад

      the way Bill leans into Conan (while Conan is choking with laughter) as he says it

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jonathandong7067 the way Conan shakes his head as he's dying because he knows he's right 😂

  • @hiderrsupbrah23
    @hiderrsupbrah23 4 года назад +1412

    The "WHO THE F*CK IS THAT GUY?" gets me every time

    • @memcrew1
      @memcrew1 3 года назад +4

      @Brandon BP or an airline employee non revving.

    • @MsKatkitty
      @MsKatkitty 3 года назад +5

      Have you even seen action!

    • @mikepetitti
      @mikepetitti 3 года назад

      Damn funny....and true

    • @nahshonroche5060
      @nahshonroche5060 3 года назад +3

      Conor McGregor moment

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 2 года назад +3

      It was Tony

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 6 лет назад +1370

    Bill is killing it. From the moment he sat down, until the end, everybody was laughing.

    • @TheVCRTimeMachine
      @TheVCRTimeMachine 6 лет назад +26

      Well, everyone except 90% of the audience, because they are afraid they might be sitting next to a liberal.

    • @TokyoTraveller
      @TokyoTraveller 6 лет назад +4

      2K16 What's wrong with liberals? You mother's a liberal.

    • @directorbeau
      @directorbeau 6 лет назад +11

      @@TokyoTraveller what's wrong is they are destroying the U.S with their PC culture

    • @TokyoTraveller
      @TokyoTraveller 6 лет назад +10

      directorbeau Many "conservatives" are too stupid to realize that it's not a "we" vs. "them" argument. We are Americans. ALL OF US. Republicans think that only those that think like them are qualified to be real Americans.

    • @Minskara
      @Minskara 6 лет назад

      @@TokyoTraveller Mine is and I can't say anything political around her

  • @syedmuhammadhamza348
    @syedmuhammadhamza348 3 года назад +547

    "it's not that she says I'm a jerk....it's just the nerve to be surprised!!" -Bill Burr

    • @brandonlang6405
      @brandonlang6405 2 года назад +8

      Easily the best joke of this interview... Burr just has it. Absolutely brilliant!

  • @JCTravelhat
    @JCTravelhat 6 лет назад +647

    God bless Bill Burr for bringing genuine joy into Conan's life.

    • @MikeyStrutter
      @MikeyStrutter 6 лет назад +32

      In everybody's lives. He's up there with Jesus, Gandhi and Steve Jobs.

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 6 лет назад +25

      They are the same type of comedian. Conan has to restrain himself because of his job. Bill Burr is his inner thoughts

    • @Hutchings02
      @Hutchings02 6 лет назад +2

      not sure bill would feel about being compared to Jobs as you think he would.

    • @rickg8015
      @rickg8015 6 лет назад +1

      Sideadde I think he’d find it hilarious. If you knew Bill’s history using Jobs as material - along with Gandhi, Einsten, etc. Lol.

    • @Hutchings02
      @Hutchings02 6 лет назад

      i do know his history, that was my point. i just didnt get the joke last night, the "me" changing to "jobs" went over my head. never mind.

  • @danielhollifield5553
    @danielhollifield5553 5 лет назад +1747

    If they ever get a crazy idea to reboot Married with Children, they should cast Bill Burr as Al Bundy.

    • @biancaramirez5788
      @biancaramirez5788 5 лет назад +7

      Oh hell yes!!!! That would be epic!

    •  5 лет назад +9

      Please Lord make that happen

    • @luckycoin8269
      @luckycoin8269 5 лет назад +48

      It's been done it's called F is for family on netflix.

    • @Semeyaza
      @Semeyaza 5 лет назад

      That's pure genius!!! Kudos!!
      Cheers

    • @annamariedavidson1646
      @annamariedavidson1646 5 лет назад

      That's a great idea!

  • @rockaholictom
    @rockaholictom 6 лет назад +818

    There is one dude in the audience having a fantastic time listening to Bill :D

    • @tonyhaskellful
      @tonyhaskellful 6 лет назад +24

      That's me at home like him hahaha

    • @theamazing8435
      @theamazing8435 6 лет назад +9

      And conan

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 лет назад +32

      That guys laugh makes me feel like I’m in good company.

    • @Aaron-wq7lt
      @Aaron-wq7lt 6 лет назад

      Maybe a laugh track Idk
      Same laugh I've heard on other videos

    • @Anders-y5z
      @Anders-y5z 6 лет назад

      tony haskell stfu

  • @Brandon-mp5kk
    @Brandon-mp5kk 3 года назад +3703

    “90% of the world is starving, F**k that guy” lmao that’s so true

    • @user-jp3tp7fv1s
      @user-jp3tp7fv1s 3 года назад +90

      liberals fuming rn

    • @fatihsaidduran
      @fatihsaidduran 3 года назад +117

      @@user-jp3tp7fv1s wtf does it have to do with liberals? Obese Americans can be seen all over the political spectrum lmao

    • @TheJosephPrice
      @TheJosephPrice 3 года назад +177

      @@user-jp3tp7fv1s lol, Bill is fairly liberal himself, he’s just an old school Boston liberal.

    • @julianmanjarres1998
      @julianmanjarres1998 3 года назад +2

      How does that logic even make any sense

    • @Brandon-mp5kk
      @Brandon-mp5kk 3 года назад +49

      @@julianmanjarres1998 If most of the world doesn't have food why would you not be allowed to make fun of the people that actually do and abuse it, that's how.

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 6 лет назад +10003

    Bill Burr is the funniest guy in the world.

  • @issiewizzie
    @issiewizzie 5 лет назад +12366

    The last man fighting for us

    • @blinddog1212
      @blinddog1212 5 лет назад +37

      Fighting for whom?

    • @noless
      @noless 5 лет назад +355

      @@blinddog1212 Non obese normal people?

    • @seanwickham8905
      @seanwickham8905 5 лет назад +38

      @Mase11888 I was just thinking how I'd love to watch a panel with those two on it.

    • @dxcSOUL
      @dxcSOUL 5 лет назад +71

      Mase11888 You mean the father figure of young white dudes who can’t get laid?

    • @seanwickham8905
      @seanwickham8905 5 лет назад +140

      @@dxcSOUL The father figure of encouraging people to avoid falling into a group mentality. My wife is hotter than any woman you'll ever talk to without supplying a credit card number to, guarantee it.

  • @Annibals
    @Annibals 4 года назад +3338

    I love how conan genuinely loses it when Bill Burr's around

    • @queensheeba7750
      @queensheeba7750 3 года назад +33

      Conan can’t help it. Bill is God. He makes everyone laugh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adamthomas8205
      @adamthomas8205 3 года назад +11

      Funny knows funny

    • @larryjohnson3087
      @larryjohnson3087 3 года назад +20

      Conan just let's Bill go and Bill is always in perfect form. Now if we can only fix Conan's audience members....

    • @JMarsh-hm5og
      @JMarsh-hm5og 3 года назад +6

      Norm Macdonald too.

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 года назад

      Can't blame him n

  • @howboutta
    @howboutta 3 года назад +474

    "Its Tony Tuesday!" LMAO

  • @JJ-19874
    @JJ-19874 5 лет назад +4179

    I feel like bill burr is the only one who sees the world clearly 😂

    •  5 лет назад +24

      Also Ricky Gervais. Jim Jeffries is close, but little too foul. Oh, and don't forget Jimmy Carr.

    • @notavailable9919
      @notavailable9919 5 лет назад +20

      @ Jeffries sold out, he now works for his corporate overlords.

    • @atillacnar5785
      @atillacnar5785 5 лет назад +12

      Louis CK

    • @The_pensive_Truth_seeker
      @The_pensive_Truth_seeker 4 года назад +13

      Jeffisfamous 87 George Carlin when he was alive.
      Also Bill Burr looks like he studied George Carlin A bit

    • @sever6110
      @sever6110 4 года назад +6

      Just one of the one's still brave enough to say it.In this continually offended SJW woke generation.

  • @40thCenturyTrolls
    @40thCenturyTrolls 6 лет назад +1770

    Time to watch these 7 times in a row

    • @mikecwir
      @mikecwir 6 лет назад +8

      haha, I saw your comment after my third :D

    • @hazimxaieryl
      @hazimxaieryl 6 лет назад +1

      ...and also all the other bill's clip on conan since the beginning of time

    • @Hutchings02
      @Hutchings02 6 лет назад +5

      those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.

    • @billfujsteen7064
      @billfujsteen7064 6 лет назад

      Hahahahaha i made it 778

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 6 лет назад

      Bro, over 1.2 thousand likes in 1 day. Feel proud my man, feel proud

  • @juneidmosaheb3843
    @juneidmosaheb3843 6 лет назад +884

    HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CONSISTENTLY FUNNY. My favourite comedian!

    • @Doc13rain
      @Doc13rain 6 лет назад +37

      Because he is exactly the person you see in interview or on his podcast, he doesn't pretend like most comedians.

    • @peanutismint
      @peanutismint 6 лет назад +3

      Juneid Mosaheb I'm always amazed every time I see him how good his 'off the cuff' stuff is. Like I've seen him at tiny sets where he might only have 5 mins of material and the other 20 mins he just talks about whatever but he's able to make it consistently funny. A true comic's comic.

    • @billybob-hv5hl
      @billybob-hv5hl 6 лет назад +7

      It's amazing he can do an hour podcast alone and not sound like a crazy man. A pure comical genius

    • @tptCJ
      @tptCJ 6 лет назад +8

      He's genius at finding that thing every guy is thinking but too afraid to say it. Loved his bit on overpopulation, something along the lines of we should just send them all out on a cruise and sink it, but he makes it sound hilarious.

    • @BasileusRex
      @BasileusRex 6 лет назад +3

      Hahaha Bill burr is hilarious you gotta love the guy

  • @QuitYourCryin
    @QuitYourCryin 3 года назад +739

    I love when the audience groans and he doesn't apologize, he just states more facts.

    • @tiradoentertainmentllc.2517
      @tiradoentertainmentllc.2517 2 года назад +7

      You become hard as a diamond going thru all the sh** comedians do to "make it" but living with a comedian is another story

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 2 года назад +2

      "States more facts"? Tell us you're a conservative without telling us you're conservative. The better way to describe it is that Burr digs his heels in when criticized, just like he did in his epic Philadelphia rant.

    • @tylerrogers3530
      @tylerrogers3530 Год назад +13

      @@mobus1603 triggered?

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      @@tylerrogers3530: truth and facts! God bless you, sir. You are truly a great American.

    • @kingstarscream3807
      @kingstarscream3807 Год назад +12

      @@mobus1603 "Stating facts" is a "conservative dogwhistle" now?
      Help, help, I'm dying of cringe.

  • @karlenegrimes2340
    @karlenegrimes2340 5 лет назад +504

    "The nerve to be surprised" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @syedhasanmohiuddin827
      @syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 года назад +16

      @@Jungle1048 what the flying eff man !!??? 🤦🏻‍♂️😅😂😂

    • @dakens7655
      @dakens7655 4 года назад +1

      @@Jungle1048 😂 just going right in.

    • @pendulumlongballs6851
      @pendulumlongballs6851 4 года назад

      Syed Hasan Mohiuddin what did I miss

  • @ShashankAdhikari
    @ShashankAdhikari 6 лет назад +650

    Bill Burr is one hell of a rollercoaster.

  • @stevec1989
    @stevec1989 6 лет назад +548

    Bill Burr murders it on Conan on a consistent basis

    • @melissag1364
      @melissag1364 6 лет назад +9

      stevec1989 They’re friends and have compatible humor. Which I why I think Conan is one of the best late night hosts, he just gets it and is actually funny. And he doesn’t worry about being anti PC at times, which Burr is the king of.

    • @jeffreydean5112
      @jeffreydean5112 6 лет назад +1

      Bill needs to have a weekly segment on Conan

    • @pickleyum
      @pickleyum 6 лет назад +1

      He should get his own spot, just like Andy.

    • @Comedy-ox1xq
      @Comedy-ox1xq 6 лет назад +1

      Him and Norm MacDonald are his best guests by far.

  • @mariomargalic6470
    @mariomargalic6470 3 года назад +248

    3:36 Thats why I like Bill. Calls it as he sees it, everyone groans in displeasure cause empathy is so cool and he makes such a solid point it just destroys and gets a round of applause by the normal few. Brutal honesty.
    Also props to the guy laughing his ass off the whole time, Id probably die seeing his show. Man is Schwarznegger of comedy

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars 6 месяцев назад

      I'm glad empathy is cool tho. The world is anemic and deficient of it.

  • @JesusPerez-ts8ty
    @JesusPerez-ts8ty 4 года назад +370

    The “have you seen action” always gets me

  • @GeorgesOpinion
    @GeorgesOpinion 6 лет назад +391

    Bill on Conan should be it’s own show by itself

    • @Sakaki98
      @Sakaki98 6 лет назад +1

      *Lenny*

    • @sk8erin8er
      @sk8erin8er 6 лет назад +3

      Bill Burr and Conan in a bar, drinking, with occasional appearances by other celebrities.

  • @matthewbednarik3281
    @matthewbednarik3281 6 лет назад +972

    That one guy in the crowd that lost it to everything Bill said just made it so much better

    • @themax2848
      @themax2848 6 лет назад +38

      Matthew Bednarik I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one that loved that

    • @ashtray4754
      @ashtray4754 6 лет назад +2

      prolly paid to so everyone else laughs

    • @nelsondumayaca5568
      @nelsondumayaca5568 6 лет назад

      @@ashtray4754 they have paid audiences on conan??

    • @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940
      @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940 6 лет назад

      Matthew Bednarik omg i here it 😂

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 6 лет назад

      @@nelsondumayaca5568 In your dreams...

  • @moviefan8533
    @moviefan8533 3 года назад +175

    Watching Conan fall apart laughing at 5:19 is the best thing I've seen all week.

    • @soconoha
      @soconoha 2 года назад +11

      I like how Bill seemingly goes over and brings him back, like I'm not finished with you yet.

  • @viralityfactor987
    @viralityfactor987 6 лет назад +691

    The sarcasm and dissent expressed by just saying a name "Charliiiiiiiizzzze Theron"😃😃

    • @rico8673
      @rico8673 6 лет назад +10

      It was as if he called her a cu@t.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 6 лет назад +35

      I believe the word you were looking for was "disdain."

    • @robertgoldhirsch4065
      @robertgoldhirsch4065 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DiverseLA
      @DiverseLA 6 лет назад +7

      LOL I caught that. It's one of those names that you can't say correctly without sounding bourgeois & proper.

    • @shreedhar333
      @shreedhar333 6 лет назад

      Neal X thank you. I’d have had to look it up if not for your comment.

  • @kennethcampbell840
    @kennethcampbell840 4 года назад +2514

    The way he says "Charlize Theoron" I wonder if his wife corrected him

    • @GrimKage
      @GrimKage 4 года назад +129

      That would SO be a Bill Burr thing to do

    • @seanleblanc8784
      @seanleblanc8784 4 года назад +164

      "Charleeeeze Theron." 😂💀 Like you can just tell he's really annoyed by her name, how people like her, her as a person, etc.

    • @obsidiansiriusblackheart
      @obsidiansiriusblackheart 3 года назад +6

      Americans all pronounce her name wrong...

    • @forkyyyy7842
      @forkyyyy7842 3 года назад +8

      Someone did 😂

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 3 года назад +5

      It's funny cos, even tho he is a brilliant guy, she is the smart one in that relationship lol😆

  • @midget_spinner8449
    @midget_spinner8449 6 лет назад +1198

    Man that one guys laugh is really noticeable

    • @A_Drift...
      @A_Drift... 6 лет назад +61

      He's projecting. Literally.

    • @jorge69696
      @jorge69696 6 лет назад +3

      Conan's laugh is so annoying.

    • @khuelor
      @khuelor 6 лет назад +2

      Sounds like Joe Starr from Screen Junkies

    • @Huyimon
      @Huyimon 6 лет назад +1

      He'd be the guy that makes everyone start laughing on every talk show cause quote "if ya'll don't laugh it wouldn't make this a show". Went to a talk show once and there was a guy just knew when the jokes were gonna happen and knew when to laugh and cheer so that we would do it.

    • @johansmifthelry9307
      @johansmifthelry9307 6 лет назад +3

      So obnoxious

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal 3 года назад +87

    Bill and Conan have such a deep understanding and "love" for each other.. It's hidden behind the facade of manly demeanor and kidding-but small gestures or a slight change of tone show its existence and that's rather refreshing and touching to watch.

    • @RaulieGonzo97
      @RaulieGonzo97 3 года назад +6

      Just a couple of Boston guys

    • @EMcCool
      @EMcCool 3 года назад +6

      It widely known that they are lovers. Annually they mate on St.patricks day in the canteen of a fire station while the red sox surround them and applaud.

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 3 года назад

      @@EMcCool : and some of the firefighters in the canteen told the press, they had seen you giving the Red Sox a blow job.

  • @CorridorJ
    @CorridorJ 4 года назад +1979

    I honestly think Bill is Conans inner conscience if he didn’t have to be a late night host

    • @893263007
      @893263007 4 года назад +53

      Yeah, guys like Burr and Norm MacDonald are some of his favorite guests, and they're both pretty...blunt.

    • @charly.chavez
      @charly.chavez 4 года назад +32

      Yeah, You can clearly see he relates to Bill's world perspective

    • @thomasluby1754
      @thomasluby1754 4 года назад +3

      Wrong! Conan is a 100%, died-in-the-wool, far-left, loony lib. He just likes comedy over politics.

    • @YinYangLogo
      @YinYangLogo 4 года назад +18

      @@thomasluby1754 Are you joking or are you one of those losers who voted for Trump? It's actually kinda hard to tell

    • @estoylaroca
      @estoylaroca 4 года назад +1

      You know it's true.

  • @isthisthekrustykrab7241
    @isthisthekrustykrab7241 6 лет назад +504

    "HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!?!?" 😂

    • @misfit18eng73
      @misfit18eng73 6 лет назад

      Peder Hansen Yea, Not true at all man. Some do, so don’t. Depends on the m.o.s

    • @StaK_1980
      @StaK_1980 6 лет назад

      I think Peter was being sarcastic

  • @cryptolatino8133
    @cryptolatino8133 5 лет назад +880

    I love how Conan just let’s Bill say everything he wants. Love this!

    • @michaelzubay816
      @michaelzubay816 5 лет назад +15

      Because he's doing his comedy bit. Every comedian that goes on a talk show just does their routine that people would normally pay to see, they're basically plugging their show that's coming up.

    • @gwcrispi
      @gwcrispi 5 лет назад +30

      Fallon would have been talking over him.

    • @johnduffy6992
      @johnduffy6992 5 лет назад

      even johnny carson couldn't calm down bill!

    • @TwHPrOx
      @TwHPrOx 5 лет назад +9

      @@michaelzubay816 Yeah. But that what makes Conan one of the best among hosts. He knows when he can "upgrade" the guests performance, and when he should just get out of the way so they don't lose the bit. Really hard to know when to help and when to let it go.

    • @Rottypops
      @Rottypops 5 лет назад

      Bill Burr is one of Conan's favorite guests

  • @internetanonymity8534
    @internetanonymity8534 2 года назад +89

    The fact that Conan (a great comedian in his own right) was visibly unable to contain his laughter… that’s the sign of how legendary Burr really is.

  • @Slimshadow457
    @Slimshadow457 6 лет назад +3069

    Conan: So Bill how's the weather?
    Bill: You know what I'm sick and tired of women blaming men for everything
    *6 minutes of Bill ranting and pure laughter from Conan*

    • @Volaths
      @Volaths 6 лет назад +12

      I don't even think the dude is that funny, I don't understand the hype surrounding him. Like he has some funny bits sure but everyone in the comments reckons he's funny all the time and he just isn't. The whole "constant anger" bit is tiring after a while.

    • @mightyninja7915
      @mightyninja7915 6 лет назад +173

      Well, if u would understand that hype, being comedian would be objective rather than being subjective. The fact that its product of some subjective experiencing, it wouldnt make sense if everybody loved it.
      If u are curious, i love the fact that he tells so much about the society dynamics, how things are changing etc. And the fact that his statements are often so bald, daring yet so accurate is making me a fan. For ex: " How false is to say"There is no reason to hit a woman" ".

    • @iCrowLink
      @iCrowLink 6 лет назад +79

      +PlainSailingWeather That's fine, you don't have to find him funny all the time, comedy is subjective.
      You can find it annoying and laugh at the bits you do find funny.
      I personally love Bill Burr and I haven't heard him make an unfunny joke, but that's just me.
      I'm sure there's some comdedian you love that I don't find funny, and there's nothing wrong with that.

    • @nicholas4727
      @nicholas4727 6 лет назад +39

      @@Volathsyou must be a feminist

    • @Volaths
      @Volaths 6 лет назад +1

      Lol not at all, just don't find the guy that funny. Don't get me wrong, some of his bits are good but his whole shtick is "Look at me, how angry and grumpy I am" that's literally his entire show, as stated in my original comment, it gets tiring.

  • @JamesSadat
    @JamesSadat 4 года назад +5507

    “That fat guys considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies” Man is talking facts

    • @dr9660
      @dr9660 4 года назад +76

      thing is, some people have hormonal imbalances, fucked up thyroids, genetic problems, and while part of it is just eating less, they have a far harder time staying slim than someone without those issues. People without those issues at all fatshaming people who have to deal with them is kinda fucked up, imo.

    • @dr9660
      @dr9660 4 года назад +19

      @Slumpy Boy of course they can. my point is majority of effortlessly skinny people wouldnt have half the willpower required to do it either, yet judge someone else

    • @NoOne-fo9ll
      @NoOne-fo9ll 4 года назад +290

      @@dr9660 ye but those are very rare. Almost no overweight person you see will actually be one with a disorder.

    • @pekkalaitinen8769
      @pekkalaitinen8769 4 года назад +5

      I genuinely read this "That fat guys considered diabetes..."

    • @AdventuringwithTrevor
      @AdventuringwithTrevor 4 года назад +37

      @Slumpy Boy as a naturally skinny person its not all sunshine and daisies. Its super hard for me to build muscle mass because of my metabolism. 6 feet tall and 145 pounds naturally no matter how much i eat

  • @Initials_
    @Initials_ 3 года назад +3024

    Jimmy Fallon gets paid to laugh; Conan genuinely laughs for free.

    • @rogerlindsey9446
      @rogerlindsey9446 3 года назад +70

      Fallon not funny.

    • @Novastar6
      @Novastar6 3 года назад +57

      Exactly..... Conan's genuine and understands comedy.

    • @jadedjimmy
      @jadedjimmy 3 года назад +47

      And when Bill Burr is on Colbert, Colbert gets paid to NOT laugh.

    • @bboyjunyor
      @bboyjunyor 3 года назад +14

      @@jadedjimmy agree with all you guys but... it can always get worse.... kimmel! :)))

    • @MsKatkitty
      @MsKatkitty 3 года назад +15

      I agree. Conan is so natural, reminds me a little of when Johnny Carson did late night, when he laughed it was genuine.

  • @sleepsalot2719
    @sleepsalot2719 3 года назад +86

    Conan was genuinely happy when he was reading Bill was playing MSG. Right before reading it he was saying how good Bill was "finally" getting jokingly cause Conan was one of the ones who always knew Bill is one of the best. So when he saw Bill was selling out the biggest places he was happy for his friend and shook Bills hand. Nice little moment between friends right there.

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico 5 лет назад +2273

    He wasn't in uniform, he didn't have kids, he had all his limbs, he wasn't limping, he didn't have a cough, he just walked on the plane it's like
    _WHO THE F**K IS THAT GUY_

    • @anadawaween
      @anadawaween 5 лет назад +114

      yes, we all watched the same video

    • @allenshibu8631
      @allenshibu8631 5 лет назад +12

      Probably the pilot

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +8

      hahhaha 20 groups are pre boarding :D :D. HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION!?!?!? hahahha

    • @Chris-yq3kp
      @Chris-yq3kp 5 лет назад +4

      Probably an air marshall

    • @Leaveblank62
      @Leaveblank62 5 лет назад

      The pilot 😂😂😂

  • @gideondelosreyes8602
    @gideondelosreyes8602 5 лет назад +325

    "ahhhh somebody shoved a tuna sandwich up my ass, and i confuse people with food"
    hahahahahaha! Conan couldn't breathe after that one.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 лет назад +254

    Bill just doesn't stop. Podcasts twice a week, F is for Family, occasionally acts in TV and movies and a new hour of stand up every year. That guy has amazing comedy cardio

    • @FullyMartin
      @FullyMartin 6 лет назад +14

      When I look at Bill Burr, I feel like his content is effortless. It's the rantings of a narcissistic man. If you look at his specials, he looks comfortable and sometimes even interacts with the audience.
      It's like stand up was made for him: he likes ranting, he's insanely funny and now people are paying so that he can rant non-stop for 2 hours haha

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 лет назад

      Pat Tanackered and he tours nonstop

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 3 года назад +160

    "Honey, how many childhood stories do I have to tell you before you follow the bread crumbs to the psycho that you married?"

    • @JSmith-dj2pi
      @JSmith-dj2pi 3 года назад +3

      This should be on a greeting card.

  • @reyPiti
    @reyPiti 6 лет назад +252

    He is so right about the movie Monster. It basically blames all the male victims and somehow makes you believe that she was the poor innocent that had no other option but to kill them all. I'm glad somebody called that bs .(in such a hilarious way xD)

    • @awakenow7147
      @awakenow7147 6 лет назад +1

      Never even heard of this movie. Now I know not to see it.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 6 лет назад +3

      it's a good movie , it's kinda like those mafia movies . they kinda sugar coat the main character a little bit

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад +1

      But I thought the whole point of the film was to show how she became a monster - how she went from self-defence to killing an innocent man who was trying to help her?

    • @zym6687
      @zym6687 6 лет назад +8

      No It's not complicated. Being abused doesn't give you a pass to abuse others.

    • @MrViixi
      @MrViixi 6 лет назад +4

      uhm, isnt that how like 90% of serial killers/abusers become such things, through other peoples abuse ?

  • @nogoogleplus
    @nogoogleplus 6 лет назад +438

    It's so refreshing to hear Bill speak....dude does not give a rat's ass what anyone thinks. I don't think I've seen Conan laugh much harder than this in a clip....awesome

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 лет назад +18

      I think the hardest he made Conan laugh was when he mentioned Oprah standing on the heads of midgets

    • @dinamostafa
      @dinamostafa 6 лет назад +5

      I have a similar personality - but of course i am not a comedian - and people don't seem to get it that i am not being a grouch, but it is a whole mechanism of dealing with how mediocre and illogical life can get! you see ridiculous and stupid things happening all around you and because it is not your place to correct them, the only way to make peace with their existence is to satirise them, why is that hard to understand?

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 6 лет назад +1

      He's very Boston. And hilarious.

    • @akim2442
      @akim2442 6 лет назад

      Go watch Bill Burr talking about Oprah/Lance Armstrong on Conan's show. Conan literally put his head on his desk and couldn't control his voice

    • @Pete_R63
      @Pete_R63 6 лет назад

      Watch the clip where Bill is talking to Conan about Lance Armstrong- absolute gold! Conan really loses it and it is so genuine.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 лет назад +368

    Conan: Do you enjoy your success now?
    Bill Burr: 7 minute rant about boarding and his wife always being surprised with his behavior.

  • @mrawesomeDK
    @mrawesomeDK 3 года назад +45

    He only gets hate because he isn't really joking......he's just telling the hard truth in a funny way.
    I love him for never standing down, and just telling it how it is.

    • @kendoglarson5419
      @kendoglarson5419 2 года назад +3

      The hard truth is funny. He's just pointing out the absurdity of people in today's world.

  • @soulkong
    @soulkong 6 лет назад +209

    Conan's true laughter is actually the inverse, because he'll actually try to hold it in with all of his strength

    • @NealX
      @NealX 6 лет назад +24

      He's the anti-Fallon.

    • @dockinfamous1703
      @dockinfamous1703 6 лет назад

      Yep kinda like when dave chappelle was on with conan

  • @TheHeroicDoses
    @TheHeroicDoses 6 лет назад +161

    "the nerve to be surprised". BRILLIANT

  • @dreviscerator
    @dreviscerator 6 лет назад +584

    Over the past ten years, Ol' Billy Redface has literally been my therapist with his humor and podcasts. Its crazy, he has no idea who I am, yet played a major role in saving me from severe depression and got me thru the stress of med school. This dude is definitely one of my heroes. Hope to one day cross paths and shake his hand.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 лет назад +16

      Same. I suspect many of his fans feel the same.

    • @leebaron3230
      @leebaron3230 6 лет назад +11

      Hell yeah! That's awesome actually. I'm sure if he ever read that, he'd be appreciative of you saying that. Than he'd probably tear into ya a bit, but just for fun! (P.S. Don't tell anyone but I gave your comment a thumbs up!) *Whistling* as I'm walking away

    • @taffertime
      @taffertime 6 лет назад +2

      nice, good to hear!!

    • @Kri6686
      @Kri6686 6 лет назад +2

      I remember the airplane bit from a podcast from a couple of months ago.

    • @tomnason
      @tomnason 6 лет назад

      Get a real therapist dude, there's nothing wrong with it

  • @MB-hj1ww
    @MB-hj1ww 3 года назад +51

    Along with Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K., Bill Burr is one of the best comedians of all time.

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 6 лет назад +1695

    yessss more bill and conan , no more watching re-runs till next week

  • @TheVeregat
    @TheVeregat 6 лет назад +256

    The Quint/Jaws line was absolute gold. Best comic of our time, and he doesn't even have to try.

    • @wakawaka1976
      @wakawaka1976 5 лет назад +3

      Ryan Smith that’s the genius... he makes it seem like he doesn’t have to try

  • @foxmolder363
    @foxmolder363 6 лет назад +210

    This is probably the most Bill Burriest interview of all time.

    • @jameschandler7207
      @jameschandler7207 6 лет назад +4

      This is bill at his finest! I love it!

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 6 лет назад +1

      “Bill Burriest” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Airondot
    @Airondot 3 года назад +38

    When I was in the militarily I 100% took advantage of that early boarding. I’d be first one on the plane and be at the very back.

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars 6 месяцев назад

      y'all trying to stack your discounts with senior discounts are pushing it js

  • @gustavobarbosa9799
    @gustavobarbosa9799 5 лет назад +558

    Bill Burr will be the best grandpa ever.

  • @yp_biggie
    @yp_biggie 5 лет назад +404

    Came here after watching his latest special. BIll Burr keeps dropping bits of his specials in these interviews to test out the joke. SO coool

    • @zeinramadan
      @zeinramadan 5 лет назад +12

      thought the exact same thing lmaoooo

    • @orestispalampougioukis6043
      @orestispalampougioukis6043 5 лет назад +33

      This is very well known and almost all standup comedians do this. E.g. Louis CK's late night appearances are full of maturing bits that he has later done in specials.

    • @ARIF74
      @ARIF74 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah! I recognize some of the jokes.

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 5 лет назад +8

      Funny cause even though ive heard them before, its always like the first time ive heard it.

  • @MikeyStrutter
    @MikeyStrutter 6 лет назад +367

    Whew, new Bill Burr clips, so I don't have to watch the old ones for the 100th time. Literally...

  • @erit4040
    @erit4040 3 года назад +26

    Bill Burr is truly underrated. Conan is laughing his heart out and he is the host of the show

    • @TheJubanne1
      @TheJubanne1 Год назад

      Bill Burr underrated??😂😂 What are you talking about?

  • @normturner4849
    @normturner4849 6 лет назад +642

    5:18 Conan can't get past tuna fish sandwiches😂

    • @bordon7817
      @bordon7817 6 лет назад +3

      It is, if you have seen his latest tour (50)

  • @4231jerome
    @4231jerome 4 года назад +803

    Bill burr consistently gets that husky chest laugh out of conan

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 3 года назад +38

      There's also some guy in the audience having the time of his life. Can hear his laugh the entire time lol

    • @ironkcoony
      @ironkcoony 3 года назад +5

      him and Timothy Olyphant are the only guys that can crack him up that hard

    • @meyakabrown795
      @meyakabrown795 3 года назад +6

      @@ironkcoony Wrong. Ever heard of Norm Macdonald?

    • @fitzrevo
      @fitzrevo 3 года назад +1

      I was honestly worried for his health lol

  • @TheGamerXL
    @TheGamerXL 6 лет назад +318

    There are literally not enough of Bill Burr on Conan clips. I’ve binged watched all of them and still craving more. ❤️ these guys together!

    • @veronicam2942
      @veronicam2942 6 лет назад

      LoSito yes! I’m not the only one.

  • @Natalia-rz6kg
    @Natalia-rz6kg 3 года назад +286

    I wanna be his therapist so bad. Would be hilarious.

    • @floriantinschert5542
      @floriantinschert5542 3 года назад +36

      Conan snagged that job already.

    • @Ghazithasoulja
      @Ghazithasoulja 2 года назад +9

      So u can charge him for doing his set and making u laugh lolol

    • @johnrozs
      @johnrozs Год назад

      He's the therapist for all of us

  • @Robology13
    @Robology13 6 лет назад +327

    Bill Burr shooting the breeze is funnier than 90% of bits you see that Comedians have worked on and polished for years.

    • @Ready2FreakingPlow
      @Ready2FreakingPlow 6 лет назад +5

      I'm not disagreeing, but I bet that tuna fish sandwich joke is on his next special.

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 6 лет назад +1

      Robert - But he also tests some of his upcoming material on these shows

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 6 лет назад +1

      Though,.. He HAS WORKED ON IT.
      ... ruclips.net/video/gqUuHpQm8fc/видео.html ...

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 6 лет назад +5

      He's not just "shooting the breeze" man, this is calculated stand up material hes worked on, practiced, tested and tweeked several times before it ever gets to us, the fact that you think it's off the cuff just means Bill is good at what he does and Conan is good at playing to it.
      Not that it isn't just as hilarious though

  • @joshuaewalker
    @joshuaewalker 6 лет назад +2319

    Nobody makes Conan laugh harder. Bill Burr the King!

  • @DanStratocaster1
    @DanStratocaster1 5 лет назад +743

    “..... this dude was so fat I was one of the literally sitting next to him and behind him...” LOL

    • @JacoboSnake
      @JacoboSnake 4 года назад +4

      Hahahaha that part killed me 😂😂😂 then the lats came off 😂😂😂

    • @dr9660
      @dr9660 4 года назад +2

      is this english?

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 4 года назад +1

      Perfect imagery

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 3 года назад +161

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Conan laugh so hard , it’s hilarious 😆
    “It was like Quint at the end of Jaws”
    I officially died

    • @Verlarn
      @Verlarn 2 года назад +3

      Here lies whyistomatoafruit...
      Also banana are technically berries.
      But strawberries aren't.
      🤦

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Verlarn And tomatoes are fruit so when you eat pizza you're technically eating a fruit pie

  • @NEOpantos
    @NEOpantos 6 лет назад +423

    "It's not that she says i'm a jerk - It's the nerve to be surprised."

  • @tijeansharpe566
    @tijeansharpe566 6 лет назад +620

    Time to go on bill n Conan spiral

  • @TommyClemenza273
    @TommyClemenza273 6 лет назад +256

    *goes on to rant about everything*
    "all my wife has against me is my temper, my overall vibe"

    • @SoulTouchMusic93
      @SoulTouchMusic93 5 лет назад +6

      "it's not that she calls me a jerk it's the nerve to be surprised" had me dying at this! Epic!

  • @anima099
    @anima099 2 года назад +8

    I keep coming back to this and it's been over 4 years. The thing I like best is how Conan doesn't try to "save" the joke because he knows Bill's been through worse hecklers (The Philly Incident), so he just lets him be.

  • @adrianbalica6294
    @adrianbalica6294 6 лет назад +188

    Whenever Bill is on his show, Conan is genuinely laughing; not like when he has other guests!
    Bill Burr is kinda the last true-to-his-feelings comedian out there. You make some of our days on this Earth a little better, everytime you go on those good ol'rants, sir! Good on you shall be bestowed in full for this!

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 6 лет назад +1

      Time to clone him, real quick...
      ...Is he Catholic?
      :-)

    • @vuksgitau
      @vuksgitau 5 лет назад +1

      Him and Dave Chapelle

    • @varmakarma9020
      @varmakarma9020 5 лет назад +1

      He does a lot of fake laughing with Bill too

    • @seniorjulio
      @seniorjulio 5 лет назад +2

      he half-laughs half-panics whenever bill opens his mouth. "pleeeease bill this is not netflix"

  • @SimplyGimpy
    @SimplyGimpy 6 лет назад +3335

    I have a theory that Conan laughs so hard with Bill every interview, is because Conan feels like he's a lil' kid in Boston again, secretly hanging out with the funny, rude, slightly-embarassing kid from the wrong side of the tracks.

    • @Tipperary757
      @Tipperary757 6 лет назад +25

      Yes!

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 6 лет назад +41

      SimplyGimpy - You hit the nail on the head! 😂

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 6 лет назад +319

      They both have extremely similar comedy. Conan just has to tone it down due to sponsors and his show. Bill Burr is his inner demon

    • @CosmicCowgirlTarot
      @CosmicCowgirlTarot 6 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @NapoleonB
      @NapoleonB 6 лет назад +27

      Everyone needs a friend like that. Just brightens your day 100%

  • @shen.daniel
    @shen.daniel 5 лет назад +136

    Bill Burr is one of those few actually makes Conan laughs genuinely. He's a genius.

    • @Muircetach
      @Muircetach 4 года назад +8

      I feel Conan always laughs genuinely. He's much more sincere than most of the other hosts in Hollywood.
      Then again, I can see that Conan genuinely adores Bill Burr, and loves him not only on his show but in real life as well.

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 3 года назад +15

    05:10 onwards is total chaos!!
    Absolute genius
    😂😂😂👌🏾

  • @kodiak138
    @kodiak138 6 лет назад +84

    Bill Burr is to Conan what Don Rickles was to Carson and Richard Simmons was to Letterman. A must watch every time.

  • @Varendil
    @Varendil 6 лет назад +437

    Conan should film a 30 min special with Bill. He is the best Conan guest there is.

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 6 лет назад +26

      I wanna see Bill and Conan travel. They should go to Iceland or something

    • @hectormed9446
      @hectormed9446 6 лет назад +9

      Bests guests not in a particular order: Bill Burr, Louis CK, Jeff Goldblum, Norm McDonald, Aubrey Plaza, Jim Carrey

    • @72JamJars
      @72JamJars 6 лет назад

      I don’t think Conan would last 30 minutes laughing that hard!

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 6 лет назад +2

      Hector Med timothy olyphant!!

    • @hectormed9446
      @hectormed9446 6 лет назад

      @@robertjusic9097 right, i forgot him but you're correct

  • @coreymckinney6064
    @coreymckinney6064 6 лет назад +211

    NOBODY makes Conan laugh like ol' Billy Red-Balls!!!

  • @sholtzi2593
    @sholtzi2593 3 года назад +13

    "HUH HUH HAH HAHAHA" -That one guy in the crowd.