Bill Burr Wants Charities Out Of Sports | CONAN on TBS

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  • @nigelio3
    @nigelio3 9 лет назад +5017

    I like how the audience doesn't get him, and doesn't know if they should laugh or not. But Conan loves him, he's been on the show like a million times.

    • @nigelio3
      @nigelio3 9 лет назад +35

      Jeff Baker I'm with you. I personally feel that these are better than his standup. Great stuff.

    • @1983Jacko
      @1983Jacko 9 лет назад +49

      +Eli S Probably because they are a bunch of pussies.

    • @mrfeather2732
      @mrfeather2732 8 лет назад +1

      3 times

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 8 лет назад +16

      The zombie audience is terrible

    • @sunmoon2225
      @sunmoon2225 7 лет назад +5

      ScumbagSteve I heard laughter, just like the ones in other shows... Don't let biasness affect your hearing

  • @cj2lapaixify
    @cj2lapaixify 5 лет назад +8897

    Conan relaxes when bill is on, he becomes an audience member rather than a host

    • @allthesmallthings1041
      @allthesmallthings1041 5 лет назад +219

      cj2lapaixify he’s really good at listening to his guests

    • @fjlkagudpgo4884
      @fjlkagudpgo4884 5 лет назад +13

      love them!

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 4 года назад +72

      That's a great observation and 100% on point.

    • @rwolfman2099
      @rwolfman2099 4 года назад +51

      Carson did the same thing; a good host knows when to step aside to let the guest(s) shine.

    • @pumpkin_the_snek
      @pumpkin_the_snek 4 года назад +4

      @@allthesmallthings1041 hey you guys are green c brothers

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 5 лет назад +4514

    I like when burr doesn’t get a laugh, wont accept that and finds a way to get that laugh. My favorite comedian currently for sure

    • @brileyrenovations2213
      @brileyrenovations2213 5 лет назад +118

      Anybody that gets upset about anything he says should take a puff and just chill. Life is too short to be that uptight. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

    • @Stephie_L
      @Stephie_L 4 года назад +93

      I heard he learned that from Patrice O'Neal whose philosophy was that if the audience doesn't laugh, never try to convince them, if you're going down then take them down with you.

    • @rd5184
      @rd5184 3 года назад

      @@brileyrenovations2213 me too

    • @emilal
      @emilal 3 года назад +3

      @@brileyrenovations2213 says the one who bothered to write a comment complaining

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 года назад +22

      it's even more than that ! it's not adaptability, it's planed ! He's made it his own style :
      - first he comes in with a blunt statement that maintstream public thought doesn't agree with,
      - he stays in that awkward place and earns that role of the crazy person in the place, and keeps explaining his crazy stuff in a way that's absurdly realistic and convincing
      - ends up making the crowd laugh at his crazy stuff ( like "omg it's true though lol " )
      - piles up with some even more crazy stuff to keep them cracking up ( "LMFAO SO TRUEEE x'D " )

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 4 года назад +3919

    "The NFL should be watching this commercial not me" lmao dude so true

  • @douglasroach8079
    @douglasroach8079 6 лет назад +7574

    His blatant disregard for political correctness, backed with genuine delivery is what makes him a top tier comedian.

    • @FeanaroNoldoran
      @FeanaroNoldoran 4 года назад +77

      It's a miracle he hasn't been murdered by Antifa yet

    • @dcanedcane6358
      @dcanedcane6358 4 года назад +73

      Michael Zhang Bill Burr is prettt left wing tho... doesn’t mean he has to be politically correct.

    • @LK-th5be
      @LK-th5be 4 года назад +39

      @@dcanedcane6358 pc is what extreme leftists try to force on people. They're as fucked in the head as their right-wing equivalents.

    • @irisespindola2868
      @irisespindola2868 4 года назад +10

      Agree. Time and place...

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 года назад +24

      Hes a straight shot comedian. He has an angle on a scenario or idea and no matter what; He will end up making you either agree or sympathize with his stance which is delivered through a joke lol

  • @dbasrus
    @dbasrus 8 лет назад +1914

    Love how the audience was going a little quiet at one point, clearly wondering if they should be laughing at this, until Bill pulled it back with the perfect analogy of someone pausing the film in a movie.

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 5 лет назад +58

      +darkhorse Agreed 100%, my friend...NO ONE does comical analogies & metaphors like our boy Billy!!

    • @calfagra
      @calfagra 5 лет назад +39

      It's not like the analogy is perfect, but how could he pull out that analogy in a matter of second

    • @g194g
      @g194g 4 года назад +11

      He is a master of pushing audiences away and bringing them back. It really makes you rethink things

    • @rj24vc15
      @rj24vc15 4 года назад +8

      @@g194g Love when he does this stuff with these PC crowds. He always turns the groans into laughs.

    • @CorridorJ
      @CorridorJ 4 года назад

      Bill is the master at analogies like he can explain Astro physics with a perfect sports analogy

  • @okamuspanulirus9614
    @okamuspanulirus9614 8 лет назад +3183

    My mom died of cancer but I agree with Bill that theres a time and place. Why burden someone and deprive them of entertainment? Just overly sensitive to me.

    • @craigresnianky6909
      @craigresnianky6909 6 лет назад +61

      It's the new puritanism.

    • @iheartpiano18
      @iheartpiano18 6 лет назад +140

      Sorry for your loss. I lost my grandmother from a weird type of cancer and even though it’s heart breaking you don’t need to be reminded of that pain when you are trying to get distracted from your own reality or drag someone else to feel your pain when all they want to do is disconnect.

    • @danielgoss6367
      @danielgoss6367 5 лет назад +30

      Sorry for your loss but yeah people need to stop being buzzkills

    • @askme4450
      @askme4450 5 лет назад +6

      It has to do with awareness. Which helps with funding which saves lives.

    • @ryanforgo7028
      @ryanforgo7028 5 лет назад +26

      believe me what he is saying there is not about depriving him of entertainment only. it is about how he pictures that sport as his escape out of the harsh reality where he can skip out a little and then they come reminding him right into the middle of it about the world.

  • @Jeff-BrokenJaw
    @Jeff-BrokenJaw 9 лет назад +3765

    What I love about Bill Burr is he's just being honest. Most of his material is stuff I think, too!

    • @enterBeastmode1
      @enterBeastmode1 9 лет назад +5

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) What if he is the Joker?

    • @ser_random_video_watcher
      @ser_random_video_watcher 9 лет назад +4

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) Bruce Wayne is Batman? Serious spoiler man.

    • @TheDjkillahoe
      @TheDjkillahoe 9 лет назад

      +enterBeastmode1 what if he made the joker?

    • @blammod664
      @blammod664 9 лет назад +8

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) He's honest to the point of making people absolutely uncomfortable by saying the shit most of the public just doesn't dare.

    • @Gyroslove
      @Gyroslove 9 лет назад +1

      +Bruce Wayne (Batman) yeah he is an awesome person and comic ! do you know maybe what happened to him? he turned gray really fast, a couple years before this clip he had red hair and looked 10 years younger

  • @ikechukwuanya902
    @ikechukwuanya902 4 года назад +172

    'There's a time and place'... One of the most underrated statements

  • @chrispermetti9485
    @chrispermetti9485 4 года назад +240

    I think Bill is one of the few people who doesn’t care what other people think of him he says whatever he wants whenever and that’s why he’s great

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan 3 года назад

      He's already married, how much worse can it get?

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake 10 лет назад +12221

    Hey he might speak the harsh truth, but he's spot on.

    • @yokie52
      @yokie52 10 лет назад +227

      I think he's a good guy and actually very pro-woman. He is actually making fun of men in many of his bits, but it may go above the heads of some, not you, of course. ; )

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 10 лет назад +40

      Pro woman? Lmao. Even billy admits he's a sexist asshole on his podcast. That's some of the reasons why i love him.

    • @KevinMuhlbach
      @KevinMuhlbach 10 лет назад +139

      ***** Yeah, but he's sexist in the way I feel all men are, not in the same way that's necessarily hateful. He's just got the balls to say it ova there

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 10 лет назад +13

      Kevin Muhlbach Yea but is he pro feminist? fucking god no

    • @KevinMuhlbach
      @KevinMuhlbach 10 лет назад +49

      ***** I'm not a fan of the way you worded that though. It's semantics but it's not like Bill is against women's rights, he's just annoyed by it being in his face. And that's fine, I don't think Bill is really a part of the problem in that sense. It's not like he's against women being paid equally or thinks they're less than men, in fact he always goes on how they evolved smarter because we could beat the shit out of them. But now we can't.

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson 9 лет назад +3280

    Bill Burr is the best guest on any show he is a on.

    • @macdoj4
      @macdoj4 8 лет назад +1

      +Chris J "a on"

    • @FoolssGold
      @FoolssGold 8 лет назад +5

      +Chris J an on*

    • @georgeanton575
      @georgeanton575 8 лет назад +11

      Onion*

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo 8 лет назад +4

      Knight

    • @theivory1
      @theivory1 8 лет назад +3

      +Chris J Check out Harland Williams on Conan. The best for me is a toss up between these two.

  • @alexriggs2307
    @alexriggs2307 8 лет назад +1790

    If you're on a bill burr binge, check out his walking tours. They're hilarious

  • @ChristianRobertPeterson
    @ChristianRobertPeterson 2 года назад +129

    What makes Bill a legend is that when the room goes silent he goes even harder and gets an even bigger laugh in the end. It’s incredible how he goes to the edge and pulls it back 😂

  • @WBUline
    @WBUline 3 года назад +382

    After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

    • @danschuster5187
      @danschuster5187 3 года назад +5

      Finally late night are done things of the past podcast replaced them

    • @TimScottSuiGeneris
      @TimScottSuiGeneris 3 года назад +9

      Rest easy Norm, ya Canuck 🇨🇦🍁

    • @lightninlarry8936
      @lightninlarry8936 3 года назад +2

      Damn...

    • @sandraandrews9907
      @sandraandrews9907 3 года назад +1

      Please add Tom Hanks, bc he's the 1 who was responsible coming up with "Coco" all those years ago.

  • @docluv14
    @docluv14 9 лет назад +2411

    "There's a Time and a Place" LOL 😆😆

    • @Zaba_the_Dogling
      @Zaba_the_Dogling 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah thats the funny bit for those who dont get the stuff thats actually funny

    • @allenatkins2263
      @allenatkins2263 5 лет назад +3

      @Matthew Alkman IT'S THE JEEEEEEWWWWWWWW$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!

    • @treepeenbawlz1934
      @treepeenbawlz1934 5 лет назад +2

      😆😆😆😆

    • @calm_compost
      @calm_compost 5 лет назад +5

      Feels like people were mad before he told that punchline.

    • @supsoul7235
      @supsoul7235 5 лет назад

      Ok professor oak

  • @brendajackson13
    @brendajackson13 8 лет назад +3103

    "...oh by the way I was molested when I was 9". I laughed so hard at that.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 5 лет назад +48

      HAHAHA. Me too!! :D And I love the fluency by which delivers that whole joke. Flawless!

    • @rishikeshp.5610
      @rishikeshp.5610 5 лет назад +36

      Conan's face at that moment is priceless too.

    • @a.gabbey5569
      @a.gabbey5569 5 лет назад +2

      @@kingmortz I see what you did there

    • @KarlSchoenefeld4
      @KarlSchoenefeld4 5 лет назад +9

      The lame audience thought it was too soon lol

    • @josephallen4510
      @josephallen4510 5 лет назад +14

      He's such a pro, even his throwaway lines are killers.

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is 8 лет назад +6561

    Conan's probably the only talk show host who's smart enough for burr

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 5 лет назад +576

      It's not that the other ones aren't smart, it's just that Conan is the last prime time host left with a shred of integrity.

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 5 лет назад +285

      @@stanvanillo9831 I don't think your smart enough to understand

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 5 лет назад +163

      @@stanvanillo9831 my mistake then lol

    • @jumpieva
      @jumpieva 5 лет назад +72

      can you imagine jimmy kimmel having a meltdown if he had him

    • @bog7227
      @bog7227 5 лет назад +11

      @@RobotWizard4209 you're

  • @jacobmartin8896
    @jacobmartin8896 25 дней назад +7

    World series tonight brought me back to this- could not be more on point, Burr is at times as good as there has ever been

  • @jordanmarrero9153
    @jordanmarrero9153 Год назад +12

    "There's a time and a place!"
    Literally crying laughing. He's right, and you can *still* support those in better, more efficient ways.

  • @Threepwoot
    @Threepwoot 8 лет назад +866

    There are not many people who publicly call out true BULLSHIT like that. love it :)

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 8 лет назад +56

      That's why I love and respect Bill so much!!

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 4 года назад +5

      This man is a national treasure. 100%.

  • @yung_broccolini
    @yung_broccolini 10 лет назад +2545

    BIll Burr is with a doubt the funniest comedian around right now.

    • @terrysommers7239
      @terrysommers7239 6 лет назад +8

      i like "with a doubt", such and so is the best blah blah blah.

    • @adfasfuiuiui1056
      @adfasfuiuiui1056 6 лет назад +14

      peter zebot Oh yes, he knows with a doubt.

    • @asasipogi
      @asasipogi 6 лет назад

      peter zebot eh? Burr is still funny.

    • @zef3k
      @zef3k 6 лет назад +3

      He kills it, every single time. I want to watch a Burr blowout; I bet it would be hilarious.

    • @wardvision
      @wardvision 6 лет назад +5

      I was thinking about dave chappelle when i saw that "with a doubt"

  • @noobkilller1
    @noobkilller1 9 лет назад +7740

    he allways trys to tell the truth through comedy.
    so ppl dont get angry at him for telling the truth.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 9 лет назад +6

      +Eye-Killa He also supports Trump...through his comedy of course. Should we not be angry?

    • @noobkilller1
      @noobkilller1 9 лет назад +84

      trump will save america.
      only potencial president who doesnt got some1's hand in his ass.
      every1 other president is a puppet(excpet a few)

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 9 лет назад +44

      Eye-Killa A weak ineffective president is better than someone who is discriminatory and wants to create a state where a lot of people would be marginalised.

    • @introgauge
      @introgauge 8 лет назад +32

      +CaptainRay well then they should work to not get marginalized..................long pause*
      NO, not welfare you idiot.

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 8 лет назад +7

      Introgauge .C
      But for the real, I understand that we give too much welfare for immigrants, I believe welfare should be spread proportionally among the homeless.
      And let me explain why we have welfare. Because we are nice people (in short). Do you want to live in a state where people are just like, fuck the blind people, why don't they get fucking jobs. Of course we don't, at least I hope you're not as big an asshole as that.
      There are a lot of people in this world that find it hard to find jobs, have a better understanding of the bad things people go through in life.

  • @sd012082
    @sd012082 6 лет назад +41

    Had me dying with the Florida state song..lmao that is so true they could run a play for no gain and the tomahawk chop song plays

  • @globalautobahn1132
    @globalautobahn1132 25 дней назад +6

    1:20 they literally just did this right now in the 2024 World Series😂😂😂

    • @rubydad8127
      @rubydad8127 25 дней назад +1

      Dude! I just came here to rewatch this. LOL

    • @globalautobahn1132
      @globalautobahn1132 25 дней назад

      @ That’s awesome! haha 😆

  • @stash.
    @stash. 8 лет назад +2635

    What's scary is you can see Burr is holding back (^o^)

    • @brendajackson13
      @brendajackson13 8 лет назад +89

      It's so sad.

    • @prashikjadhav3954
      @prashikjadhav3954 6 лет назад +65

      It's smart

    • @randomaccessfemale
      @randomaccessfemale 5 лет назад +192

      I can imagine how funny he would be with a small group in a bar.

    • @prohamilton7870
      @prohamilton7870 5 лет назад +15

      Looncan his podcast goes full throttle

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад +27

      He has to here because network television is run by a bunch of PC wimps who can't take a joke.

  • @oralboytoy
    @oralboytoy 7 лет назад +352

    1:22
    I love how Conan is afraid to laugh and just makes a straight face, but then can't help himself

    • @dankmeme682
      @dankmeme682 2 года назад

      I feel like Conan had no way of saving this segment if Bill didn't keep going. Ol' Billy has a way of turning the audience around and its beautiful.

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym 8 лет назад +582

    1:27 Conan is trying so hard to hold in his laughter lol

    • @Donkey_Lips
      @Donkey_Lips 8 лет назад +68

      Yeah, because you know Fallon would've slapped the desk in half at that point.

    • @mattpike5264
      @mattpike5264 5 лет назад +2

      Yo shillinger

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv 4 года назад +8

      Jimmy Fallon would've combusted

  • @Rualnys
    @Rualnys 3 года назад +34

    I could swear that Bill is the best guest that Conan ever has.

  • @SSJ0016
    @SSJ0016 Год назад +74

    I think Conan genuinely finds Bill hilarious. The way he laughs and doesn't try and steer Bill to be politically correct, it just seems like he enjoys having Bill on his show.

    • @davidm9214
      @davidm9214 Год назад +2

      Because they both have red hair

    • @MitchellBoomin
      @MitchellBoomin Год назад +1

      Boston connection. Conans a comedian too dont forget lol

    • @Loan5tarr
      @Loan5tarr Год назад +1

      They’re good buds who hang out once in a while without all the cameras or audience.

    • @atumanov55
      @atumanov55 Год назад +1

      He does. They're good friends off the show. Conan talked about it once somewhere I forgot where but he said he was friends with Bill for like 15 years or something

  • @colinglen4505
    @colinglen4505 8 лет назад +699

    he's absolutely right ...I cant watch tv these days without having that disease shoved in my face at every ad break.

    • @Suhcamara
      @Suhcamara 8 лет назад +91

      If you or a family member were exposed to asbestos you may be entitled to a cash award.

    • @bono300vox
      @bono300vox 8 лет назад +2

      It's waaay different than Coca Cola making and ad, don't be stupid

    • @PONYBOYonline
      @PONYBOYonline 7 лет назад +5

      Oh poor wittle baby. People are actually suffering, and you're here complaining that you have to hear about it during commercial breaks....

    • @Enzone218
      @Enzone218 7 лет назад +30

      its like bill said, we already know that it's bad and that people are suffering and we help when we can, but we don't need to hear it every second of everyday

    • @whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417
      @whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417 7 лет назад +12

      +PONYBOYonline and what do you suggest we do about it dumbass

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday 10 лет назад +226

    It's never a dull moment when Bill is on Conan, is it? LOL
    He does have a point with all the causes and sporting events.
    Hell, I've had cancer as a kid and beat it and also donate to a cancer charity and other worthy causes when I can, but there should be a time and place for these things. For example, when purchasing your tickets online for the sporting event, there should be an option of which charity you wish to donate a $1 or more to...

    • @keeperkai999
      @keeperkai999 10 лет назад +9

      Yeah I think the point of these athletic events or comedy for most people is to "get away from the horrific things in life" for a second, and then they put these things in the middle of it...it doesn't bother me at all but I can understand the point he's making here.

    • @Metalblowing
      @Metalblowing 10 лет назад +1

      yup, a great idea :)

    • @DrunkBastard
      @DrunkBastard 10 лет назад +4

      You can't even use escapist entertainment to escape from the world's drama any more.

  • @zaghir8351
    @zaghir8351 6 лет назад +473

    I love how uncomfortable he makes everyone. It’s priceless

    • @reachbinnie
      @reachbinnie 3 года назад +9

      So true. Journalism and Comedy/Satire both have the power to bring about change by making people uncomfortable.

    • @jeffreyirish3646
      @jeffreyirish3646 2 года назад

      Mostly because the audience are sheep and so scared to laugh. Wet the finger and see which way the wind is blowing. Total group think morons. Everybody looking at each other to see if it's ok to laugh. It's hilarious

  • @irishshawn3310
    @irishshawn3310 25 дней назад +4

    I just played this for my lady as we're watching the 2024 World Series 😂 Holy crap, they're still doing this!!!

  • @JordanBMR
    @JordanBMR 25 дней назад +3

    Literally the World Series right now. “I stand for cancer “

  • @that1guy614
    @that1guy614 8 лет назад +323

    Bill burr prob the only guy to get conans real laugh

    • @37theEnigma
      @37theEnigma 8 лет назад +23

      the sauceboss_27 Him, Louis C.K., and Norm MacDonald

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 года назад +1

      John Cleese as well

    • @kickapoo242
      @kickapoo242 3 года назад

      Will Ferrel as well

    • @binilgn5941
      @binilgn5941 3 года назад

      Flula

    • @nayannbg6314
      @nayannbg6314 3 года назад +1

      Aubrey Plaza and Norm is always the pioneer when it comes to Conan😁 Love their presence

  • @tokokuken
    @tokokuken 8 лет назад +308

    Burr really destroys on Conan. I mean, he's funny period, but it needs noted just how able he is to work his stuff as three minute TV bits, or whatever. It's not hacky or bloated and feels lose.

    • @serialdrunkdriver
      @serialdrunkdriver 8 лет назад +22

      Exactly.
      Also I feel like the way Conan interviews and his way of thinking helps communicate Bill's madness to the audience very effectively.
      Basically 100% the opposite of Jimmy Fallon.

    • @emiangurabardhi8660
      @emiangurabardhi8660 8 лет назад

      tokokuken totally. his stand ups are amazing but i just enjoy these more.

    • @trentirvin2008
      @trentirvin2008 8 лет назад +13

      lolyermad I swear Conan is the only one that really gets comedians

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 8 лет назад +10

      Conan really lets him breathe, and Bill really does have to feel around a lot with his comedy, much like Louie does. It's what makes them both so amazing to watch, they're constantly re-configuring.

  • @fastidious5166
    @fastidious5166 10 лет назад +84

    His latest special on Netflix is comedy gold. The whole bit on religion was fucking spot on.

    • @YoungShyne123
      @YoungShyne123 10 лет назад +1

      Jabajsadas felif yes on netflix

    • @thelankytank
      @thelankytank 10 лет назад

      What's it called? I don't typically watch specials but I know him from Joe rogans podcast

    • @PhantasyPhils
      @PhantasyPhils 10 лет назад

      thanks for this, I knew nothing about it. I assume you mean the 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way" special that just came out today?

    • @justclayhead
      @justclayhead 10 лет назад +1

      Ohhh damn I didn't know he had a new one out. Thanks

    • @101babybush
      @101babybush 10 лет назад

      it was amazing I saw it last night

  • @EdGloss
    @EdGloss 25 дней назад +5

    Watching this while watching them stand up to cancer at the World Series

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 4 года назад +54

    I love Bill Burr. He just doesn’t give a crap.

  • @GunnerJoe93
    @GunnerJoe93 10 лет назад +253

    Man Bill Burr should be president! This dude is funny even when he talks about serious shit. Pure talent.

    • @GunnerJoe93
      @GunnerJoe93 10 лет назад

      ***** I like him a lot too.

    • @americanIDOLfan11111
      @americanIDOLfan11111 10 лет назад +9

      He could never be president.. America is not ready for the truth, America only votes for crooked salesman.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 9 лет назад +1

      Ana Costellano More like crooked puppets!

    • @LuneyTune72
      @LuneyTune72 9 лет назад

      I love Bill but he's also a conspiracy theorist so I'll pass on him ever being president.

    • @keysersozae
      @keysersozae 9 лет назад

      LuneyTune72 But now he's OK with the New World Order. He came full circle, remember?

  • @Ropeadopeya
    @Ropeadopeya 10 лет назад +127

    He is one of the few that makes Conan genuinely laugh.

  • @Maxpen14
    @Maxpen14 8 лет назад +585

    Oh my god Bill Burr is just amazing

    • @tp3039
      @tp3039 5 лет назад +1

      @@christophertoole6994 GOOD ONE BRO!!! LOLOLOLOL not.

  • @gernblanston2652
    @gernblanston2652 25 дней назад +5

    I'm here in 2024 because they just did Stand Up to Cancer in game 4 of the World Series

  • @thenorthremembers4221
    @thenorthremembers4221 3 года назад +14

    His ability to feed off of awkward moments is pure genius!😂

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 9 лет назад +694

    I totally agree with Bill. My grandfather suffered with throat cancer for 10 years. I feel for cancer patients. My heart goes out to them. But... this is a fucking ballgame. I bet there are even cancer patients watching the game like "Ok, that's enough, come on. Jesus!"

    • @crystalmascot3107
      @crystalmascot3107 9 лет назад +21

      +Samsara Karma lol like totally in to the game then suddenly. "Oh shit I have cancer, fuck this shit I WAS ENJOYING MY LIFE FOR MAYBE THE LAST TIME YOU FUCKER STOP REMINDING ME I'M GONNA DIE"

    • @kc8639
      @kc8639 9 лет назад +9

      +Crystal Mascot - NO KIDDING!!! I don't see anyone going on Oprah Winfrey with a blue scarf wrapped around their balls talking about testicular cancer. ENOUGH OF THE PINK DURING NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 9 лет назад +14

      +Vic Vinegar I totally get that. My mother has survived cancer twice, and it may eventually claim her life someday. I don't fucking need to be reminded about it during a sports game.
      I'm mostly deaf, and I wear hearing aids in both ears. If they did this shit "Stand Up To Deafness", I'd lose my fucking mind. I wake up every day knowing my hearing loss is permanent. I don't need people's pity, and I sure as fuck don't need to be reminded about it.

    • @rileyfreeman9178
      @rileyfreeman9178 8 лет назад +3

      +Vladpryde Amen to that

    • @vvunytovveb1277
      @vvunytovveb1277 7 лет назад

      Patrick its prob wut gayv them kancur...

  • @danh5150
    @danh5150 9 лет назад +505

    "Just in case you forgot about the horrors of the world for half a second...
    They should just cut to an earthquake, and people getting buried in a mudslide, as the next pitcher is warming up".
    ------------------------------
    Literally laughing the 'eff out loud over here!!

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 6 лет назад +5

      LOL then a commercial comes on for Kahlua Mudslide

    • @akim2442
      @akim2442 5 лет назад +2

      with a perfectly silly hand motion

    • @BigstickNick
      @BigstickNick 5 лет назад +1

      He got me with the mudslide too

  • @ILLadviser
    @ILLadviser 8 лет назад +199

    "put some rouge on his face, have him do it with an ax" 😂😂😂

  • @tonymakaroni2898
    @tonymakaroni2898 5 лет назад +7

    He is probably the only one who makes Conan laugh so much, I love it :D

  • @lavielemond
    @lavielemond 5 лет назад +3

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it when Bill cracks up when he's thinking about something that he's about to say, such as at 3:18 and 3:36 - GUY'S A LEGEND!!

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 9 лет назад +332

    "She slipped on a napkin and banged her head on a pencil sharpener"

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 10 лет назад +82

    Hey ole Billy red face. Love how he's so good now that he can leave the audience hanging with some heavy shit like a love one dying of cancer and then have them dying laughing a few seconds later. It's like he's trying to constantly bury and unbury himself. One of the greatest of all time in my opinion.

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins 10 лет назад +6

      Great description of it - the whole burying then unburying himself.

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins 10 лет назад +2

      Gregor Collins I think Louis CK does this as well, in a less dark way.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 9 лет назад

      Everyone is dying of cancer somewhere. Also of aids, pneumonia, etc. Do we need to do a 6 minute silent remembrance or respects during the Oscars? Or the SuperBowl, or the final season episode of Family Guy? Time and a place guys, time and a place.

  • @Frankincensedjb123
    @Frankincensedjb123 10 лет назад +255

    I started out working with Billy Burr in Boston. He used to just tell jokes and then turned into this social commentary guy. He's always been very funny. He's one of the few comics today that makes me laugh. I also worked with Dan Cooke. He didn't talk to too many of the comics, kept to himself, but I never thought he was nearly as funny as Billy. And I've seen Cooke lately and he is just terrible. Any chance you get, go see Billy in person. Good stuff.

    • @likwideffect
      @likwideffect 10 лет назад +23

      Doesn't it suck that even though you played the same clubs he's famous and you're just a loser commenting on a youtube video

    • @beardedhomie
      @beardedhomie 10 лет назад +71

      thelikwideffect you're a fucking dumbass

    • @DirtyFrigginHarry
      @DirtyFrigginHarry 10 лет назад +7

      It's good to see a truly talented guy like Bill get so much mainstream success. I've been a big fan of his for a long time and the last few years have been such a pleasure to witness. Edgy is overused but I feel like he's one of the few guys in the big leagues who do this type of humor without shock being the primary means of laughter. I think right now he's probably the hottest comic along with Louie CK.

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 10 лет назад +1

      DirtyFrigginHarry He's edgy but not all the time. I think it depends on where he is with his material, but he is one of the few comics out there actually saying something. But it's funny to see him now because I can remember him with his handful of notes just unoffensive cute jokes really, and now he's the tough social commentary guy. He's come a long way

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 10 лет назад +61

      thelikwideffect Not at all. I currently own a national education / coaching firm that has made me quite wealthy where I don't have to work another day if I don't want to. And I was just talking to Billy maybe a month ago. He said that he was jealous because he still has to go on the road which he said he's getting tired of. Ironic huh? Well, hope all works to the best for you and happy holidays

  • @nicholas4727
    @nicholas4727 5 лет назад +11

    Bill burrs delivery is absolutely perfect every time.

  • @witchblade100377
    @witchblade100377 3 года назад +16

    I just love how Burr silences people with some things he says and then immediately turns it into a joke and has everyone busting up laughing.

  • @AceJofu
    @AceJofu 6 лет назад +161

    I love how conan tried to hold in his laugh at the cancer joke but then busted out laughing.

  • @uppercut70
    @uppercut70 6 лет назад +79

    Love how Bill has the guts to say what many of us are thinking then the crowd goes uncomfortably quiet like they're holding their breath. Cracks me up every time

  • @phyfts
    @phyfts 8 лет назад +209

    I'm still laughing on that native american joke after 2 years.

  • @anya2979
    @anya2979 4 года назад +29

    7 vids later I'm gonna have to admit to myself that i love this man lol

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +11

    1:21 That moment when nobody in the audience gives Bill any feedback...dude is fearless XD

  • @jorgealbertoestradaalvarez5396
    @jorgealbertoestradaalvarez5396 6 лет назад +322

    I would love to see the akward reaction of Ellen if this was on her show

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, her and most people. Conan Bill Burr clips are the best👍🏽

    • @tossedburrito9028
      @tossedburrito9028 3 года назад +23

      Would Ellen ever put him on?

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 3 года назад

      @@tossedburrito9028 The man said it best "awkward" lol😅🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @problemstube7266
      @problemstube7266 3 года назад +18

      Have u seen the audience on ellen ?

    • @85tclower
      @85tclower 3 года назад +13

      Bill Burr on Ellen or Oprah would be an all time great show.

  • @iconoclancy
    @iconoclancy 8 лет назад +140

    So many people in the audience afraid to laugh, lest they be labelled a bad person. Then there's me here on my computer pissing myself.

  • @GBXS
    @GBXS 9 лет назад +47

    I love how Conan, unlike other comedian show hosts, doesn't try to one up Burr. Conan really makes a great quality show.

    • @juanaltredo2974
      @juanaltredo2974 8 лет назад +1

      +GBXS well said, incredible how letterman is exactly the opposite, he needs to have the spotlight, even though most of the time he isnt as funny as his guests

    • @GBXS
      @GBXS 8 лет назад

      juan altredo Letterman? What about that SNL guy that has the roots on his show. He can't let anyone have their moment.

    • @juanaltredo2974
      @juanaltredo2974 8 лет назад +1

      GBXS letterman is the worst, he barely lets his guests talk, particularly if they're funny it becomes a competition

  • @SD-zd8yu
    @SD-zd8yu 4 года назад +20

    Wow this is even more true now than ever before

  • @arumaibright5302
    @arumaibright5302 5 лет назад +7

    Watching Conan laughing his heart out makes me happy

  • @JCMacDonald
    @JCMacDonald 9 лет назад +75

    bill burr is the fucking best! people think hes dumb, but the way he can relate everyday situations is pure genius. 1. louis ck 2.bill burr (out of current comedians, not deceased)

    • @bearwithgun14
      @bearwithgun14 9 лет назад +8

      +dhd Doug Stanhope too

    • @briandawkins7108
      @briandawkins7108 9 лет назад +1

      +dhd i cant get over how much self hate louis ck actually has. Every show is just him trying to get black friends it seems, so fucking annoying

    • @3dge--runner
      @3dge--runner 9 лет назад +1

      +dhd agreed

    • @kittenman7667
      @kittenman7667 8 лет назад +3

      Bill is No.1 and so much ahead of Louis ck IMO

  • @ImHankMardookis
    @ImHankMardookis 8 лет назад +26

    I can't believe I have these same thoughts but can't articulate them nearly as well as Burr can. Love this dude!

  • @kiragumanyara
    @kiragumanyara 9 лет назад +75

    bill burr on conan is ALWAYS the best... I love watching Conan lose his shit laughing at the hilarity coming from Billy

  • @Pavadaleju1902
    @Pavadaleju1902 4 года назад +2

    I love watching Bill Burr and Conan. They are hilarious and they are being honest with their views on stuff.

  • @anthonycoleman5524
    @anthonycoleman5524 Год назад +2

    That tomahawk chop bit is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard from bill 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HuBrIsRaDiO
    @HuBrIsRaDiO 8 лет назад +9

    It's so satisfying listening to Burr talk while watching Conan react.

  • @coreyjamesharris3679
    @coreyjamesharris3679 10 лет назад +69

    My dad's stage 4 and he hates those cancer commercials too. He hates every time they come on during games

    • @AhmedNSane
      @AhmedNSane 5 лет назад +5

      Yup. It's like getting cockblocked in the middle of having the best sex of one's life. 😂

  • @Neonusrat
    @Neonusrat 8 лет назад +73

    I love Bill Burr he's hilarious! I'm actually crying with laughter!

  • @rkloete
    @rkloete 5 лет назад +23

    He's one funny dude. Man, I haven't laughed so hard in my life. Bill is hilarious.
    He needs to come to an LSU Bama game in Baton Rouge, and I'll treat him to some great tailgating in Baton Rouge. He will not go hungry. BTW, our band knows more than one song.

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 3 года назад +6

    1:45 - Conan's face hearing the 'I was molested with I was 9' joke was like an 8 year old on Christmas.

  • @anakina1
    @anakina1 6 лет назад +125

    I tried not to wake my wife, but when he said "I was molested when I was nine." I lost it. This guy is gold. How many are just clicking from one to another. It is like mind candy.

  • @trevormadison7800
    @trevormadison7800 10 лет назад +166

    Can you just have Bill Burr on every month?

    • @4EverDubin
      @4EverDubin 10 лет назад +10

      Exactly! Instead of the usual boring asshats.

    • @4EverDubin
      @4EverDubin 10 лет назад

      aDotFromTheFuture Yeah, already signed up wince earlier the year.

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 10 лет назад +1

      *every week

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 6 лет назад

      every millisecond*

    • @laucio1918
      @laucio1918 6 лет назад

      Can we have him host the show

  • @Wargherd
    @Wargherd 8 лет назад +40

    Nice pause at 1:24 when the audience are not sure if they should laugh

  • @stephenquinones980
    @stephenquinones980 4 месяца назад +2

    Everytime I watch the MLB all star game and they do the Stand up to Cancer mid inning. I think of this skit !

  • @Studentofgosset
    @Studentofgosset 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching Conan's face during the "I got molested when I was 9" is hilarious, the array of emotions he goes through in a split second.

  • @redeyedrubin
    @redeyedrubin 7 лет назад +11

    I love it when Bill speaks his mind and says something that makes the crowd and host hold their breath because they don't know if it's ok to laugh even though you know most want to.

  • @aaronmcphearson8208
    @aaronmcphearson8208 10 лет назад +31

    I applaud Bill Burr for his ever-glowing realness.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 8 лет назад +38

    I'm not sure who else can make Conan laugh so genuinely, long live Bill Burr.

    • @vchubare6
      @vchubare6 8 лет назад +3

      dave chappelle

    • @romehalt
      @romehalt 8 лет назад +1

      Actorsstudio2777 Norm.

    • @joud1436
      @joud1436 8 лет назад +3

      Actorsstudio2777 louis ck

  • @Not_a_smart_man
    @Not_a_smart_man 25 дней назад +15

    1:05 - just happened dodgers/Yankees World Series

    • @heneedsomemilk9267
      @heneedsomemilk9267 25 дней назад +1

      BRO 😂

    • @donuts0101
      @donuts0101 25 дней назад +1

      Exactly why I decided to rewatch this clip

    • @user_19860
      @user_19860 25 дней назад

      lol instant reminder of this video when I watched it last night.

  • @rafaelng7485
    @rafaelng7485 4 года назад +3

    I love how happy is Conan when Bill Burr is around. His smile and laughing are to genuine!!

  • @Sappa9702
    @Sappa9702 10 лет назад +242

    It must be so hard being Bill, there's so much pressure on him to come on Conan and be funny. You can see everyone is just waiting for him to say something funny, he must feel so pressured. Anyways, funny as usual big bill! You're the man!

    • @ChelovekOdin
      @ChelovekOdin 10 лет назад +27

      you think so? my call is all he says is pure freestyle thought train, what he really thinks, just being himself

    • @teamworkformyfrainds
      @teamworkformyfrainds 10 лет назад +13

      Anton Z Bill knows exactly when his big lines are. And he does get nervous like any other human being. The afghan rug/pencil sharper line was big but he got anxious and fucked it up. It's the small things

    • @fredrocksyo
      @fredrocksyo 10 лет назад +1

      teamworkformyfrainds What an analysis lol...

    • @B4raCk0s4Ma
      @B4raCk0s4Ma 9 лет назад +3

      I don't think he's nervous. He can practically say anything and it's hilarious because of his masterful delivery

    • @jamescav9316
      @jamescav9316 9 лет назад +5

      +Naz™ i doubt he gives a shit lol

  • @Robz956
    @Robz956 8 лет назад +252

    This guy makes me laugh so much.

  • @LouJNT
    @LouJNT 8 лет назад +25

    That sound that Bill was imitating is gonna be my alarm from now on

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 4 года назад +35

    I love that you can tell everyone agrees with him but everyone is so AFRIAD to agree with him. It's only when he points out the idiocy of whats happening that everyone starts to laugh with him, but he kinda has to give them a nudge lmao.

  • @Wazhadnin-wj5te
    @Wazhadnin-wj5te 25 дней назад +3

    Whos watching the 2024 world series and they did exactly this. Completely deflated the mood of the game.

  • @tet5uo
    @tet5uo 10 лет назад +147

    Go Watch Bill Burr's new special on Netflix now. It's hilarious!

    • @TheBigDean18
      @TheBigDean18 10 лет назад +1

      Is it the one from 2012? You People Are All The Same?

    • @mikeman91
      @mikeman91 10 лет назад +20

      Jonathan Dean I'm Sorry You Feel That Way

    • @PurpleHazeG
      @PurpleHazeG 10 лет назад +1

      I agree, just watched. But there was no LAADIIES! So 9.5 from me.

    • @TheBigDean18
      @TheBigDean18 10 лет назад +1

      ***** I checked, I'll have to watch it soon

    • @YourXboxClown
      @YourXboxClown 10 лет назад +3

      Thanks for the heads up. Had no idea he had a new one. Not agreeing with a lot of his views anymore, but he's still a great comic.

  • @ElyciusM
    @ElyciusM 8 лет назад +45

    1:26 Conan is trying SO hard to hold his laughter. hahahaha

  • @theillmeister
    @theillmeister 10 лет назад +11

    Bill Burr. Comedic genius. Everything he rants about is gold.

  • @CoachMT4000
    @CoachMT4000 5 лет назад +50

    That part about Florida State!!! Spot on!!!

  • @jermainewatson670
    @jermainewatson670 4 года назад +2

    The way Bill, Conan and Andy all laugh at end is wholesome af

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 6 лет назад +8

    I actually just love that Bill Burr is so hilarious, he gets a genuine laugh out of Conan every time unlike other guests

  • @tuckerniklas7616
    @tuckerniklas7616 8 лет назад +17

    Nobody makes Conan laugh like this guy....

  • @theInsaneDoctor
    @theInsaneDoctor 8 лет назад +19

    1:33 conan is probably thinking "how does this guys always make me laugh?"

  • @sirriffsalot4158
    @sirriffsalot4158 6 лет назад +5

    02:58 and 03:24 kills me every time... being playing it on loop for the last five minutes. Only made this post to make it easier for myself. Enjoy!

  • @eauvercompensate833
    @eauvercompensate833 2 года назад +9

    Bill Burr is hilarious on his own but Conan’s reactions make it even better!