Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL! | CONAN on TBS
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it's like chris rock once said
If you have a smile on your face and she didin't put it there
she gets suspicious !!!
Lol
Heheee
That’s good my son
Where is that stand up?
You just put a huge smile on my face :D lol
*“Women are jealous of how simple men are. . .”*
- Bill Burr
Facts thou man
facts
Definitely facts
women can never be happy enough because everything they had were given by men.
you can truly be happy when you earn something that you work for.
@@suphathinscheidegger636 yes absolutely, totally agree with you brother!
This man needs to be protected at all costs
He will end up like Epstein.
umberto Palatin shut up idiot
Amen!!!!
Lol facts.
He's a national treasure!
Conan: “They got women’s basketball”
Bill Burr: “THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!”
😂😂
No testerone involved. Football is a woman's favorite sport.
Nobody likes women's basketball. It's about as exciting as men wearing lingerie. Nobody truly think trans "women" are hot and nobody truly thinks women's basketball is exciting.
I think he meant that they don't like football.
I would have liked your comment but it's 666 so....
@@ZweiPlayer It's at 671 now.
Who else is binge watching Bill Burr
Oh that would be me.
I never stop binge watching bill burr
Me
is there another way to consume this brand of comedy ?
MEEEE. I discovered Burr about 6 months ago (yeah I'm not hip and up to date) and realized that here was the replacement for Carlin and was suddenly relieved.
Fucking love Bill Burr. This crowd is so sensitive just like the rest of this country.
Bad-Jet! This is what feminism has done to the U.S. Nobody's happy anymore, they're constantly unsatisfied and even touchier than ever.
Burke Boydell You sure its not because of the patriarchal consumer society and urbanization which has broken down large families? Blaming a set of ideas for the distress of society seems far fetched and ridiculous.
TheIslamicAtheist The family unit is patriarchal. And feminism smashes patriarchy, thus smashes family unit.
What do you think 'patriarchy' is based on but a set of ideas. What do you think marriage is based on but a set of ideas.
Leto The patriarchy was never for men though. It's always been for women run by men who throw their riches at women to give them anything they want.
And they squander it on ruining innocent men's lives by making them out to be these perpetrators of misogyny when the misogyny is bred from their paranoid imaginations.
Murakami Kaiser Misogyny only exist because men feel entitled to fuck and keep beautiful women. When they dont get what they want they start hating the women. Maybe if they werent so retarded and instead chose sincere women instead of beautiful ones then there wouldnt be misogyny. Well that cant really happen can it since men only see women for their meat not their soul.
"We're just sitting there, having a good time without them, and it drives them nuts.". So damn true.
Q - What do we want?
A - We don't know
Q - When do we want it?
A - Now!
Basically every woman ever
Sunny shah this comment!!!! Yes!!! Perfect!!!
Spot on!
Haha kaboomm
Yes
QAQA
The guys were'nt clapping because they were sitting next to their girlfriends.
Good point. His audience is always a bit trepidatious with Burr. Its probably cause Conan brings out couples. Maybe a fair amount of henpecked dudes?
Notice how most of the people you can hear laughing are women.
@Destiny Island yeah exactly.
@Destiny Island Back in your day it took them persistence to ruin your life. Now they own the mighty hashtag ;o)
Spineless sissies
It's quite rare when a comedian is funny but also 100% right at the same time.
Is there hope? no it’s not
comedians are always speaking facts and telling jokes at the same time
Peder Hansen in my home country?? Tf is that supposed to mean
@@-__9767 yeah he's right.
EniS Nizzy what are y’all talking about??
@@-__9767 they are saying u are from a 3rd world country lol
"You can just sit there, be entertained and find true happiness and it just bug them so they gotta ruin it!" 😂😂
I think the most admirable thing about Burr isn’t the fact he freely speaks his mind, it’s that he can roll with an unreceptive audience and make them laugh anyway. The audience didn’t think his girls night out joke was funny, but instead of getting upset and/or walking it back he just made a joke out of the situation, got a laugh, and then moved on.
50% of the audience didn't find it funny. 50% did find it funny but were afraid to laugh because they wanted to get laid that night.
Yeah he doubles down when the audience doesnt laugh or takes offense. Dude has got balls
@@christopherpeery7436 I'm not offended, but I can pretend I am.
"THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!!!" haha thats great
They don't even like women's basketball!!
So true
420 likes, baby
The WNBA is mediocre SJW performance art with a basketball game attached. I give it 6 months before players start boycotting entire quarters to show solidarity with some marginalised group.
@@2degucitas I’m mean the ratings on women’s basketball are down the toilet.
He's ABSOLUTELY correct about how men can do simple things and be completely happy
darkbeat101 It's scary to think someone can't be happy with simple things ...
Man, I can sit and watch sports with just water and a pizza all-day. And just be happy, by myself lol.
+darkbeat101 yup this one women said to me " your jus a simple man with a simple mind" like its bad thing lmao... deep down they wish they could be that simple but they cant because of their emotions
+darkbeat101 Exactly! I'm totally in my element and at peace just getting up, working out and then chill the rest of the day watching sport with some beer in the fridge. Day made. No complicated nonsense or 'emotions' or moods.
supastar
i swear i thank god every day that i was born a guy because women's emotions make their lives just seem miserable 24/7 for no reason
As a woman all i can say is: HE IS ABSOLUTLY RIGHT... Greetings from Argentina.
Ola argentine friend
Pick me much?
@@gleam6370 she has a different opinion to you so she's seeking validation? ironically , your the one bringing her down
@@serbonkers4130 😂
#WAR ON WOMEN
This is way too accurate, especially today with all the misandrists going around spouting "I hate seeing men happy"
What’s sad is that they don’t care if women are being sexist but when a man does god forbid he even gets out of his own house without people threatening him
lmao that lizard analogy killed me
Member Berries i am crying here. it was funny enough anyway... but the look that Conan shoots his producer is priceless and sent me over the edge!
Oh look at this skinny bitch over here, she think shes cute! xD
Its a Chameleon he's talking
Funny because it's accurate. 🤣
I remember the time when I was just sitting quietly and watching a game with my girl then she ask what I was thinking because I'm so quiet then a moment later she became mad because I'm not sharing my thoughts. I'm focusing at the goddamn game!!!
Chromel Alumel bro u pick a good damn game over how your girl feels? You are crazy.
😂
@@signorpops8520 What's it like being a human doormat?
@@signorpops8520 maybe it was a playoff game
Dude, this is too accurate! Keep in mind my gal is awesome but they just can't help it!
My girlfriend told me she couldn’t understand why her dad would leave when her mother’s friends visited! She isn’t really interested in Conan, mainly because she doesn’t know about this show that well. So I showed her this video as an explanation for her father’s behaviour. Now she understands, seen all the Bill Burr interviews and loves Conan 😄
"You know what makes women happy?? NOTHING!!!"
Truer words never spoken.
I'm a female and 100% agree with Bill lol I don't get why the audience is so quiet - come on ladies...he is right. I'm from Europe so we got football (soccer) here and I truly don't get women who MUST go see the match with their men...I know these women and I know they find football boring! Give each other some space!!
I want to marry you too.
Why can't there be MORE women like this in the world?!
I love soccer but my boyfriend hates it and he will never go to a match with me, lol. It's fine we don't share all of our interests.
im a guy and i dont like soccer. some people just have different interests
You're a gem.
Why is it than even a liberal comedian like Bill Burr can't joke about things like race and gender without a bunch of humourless internet feminists and their white knight lapdogs calling him a misogynist? He clearly made fun of men and women here, but how many guys do you see complaining about "misandric statements?" None, because we can take a joke.
Lol. Bill burr a liberal? He's an independent over anything.
John Garvias Ever hear of liberal independents?
Most of the world still has patriarchal societies. You don't know shit. It is perfectly justified for women to be offended at this nonsense, not least in a first world country.
so trueee.....well he said it...they are just jealous. ignore the feminists. they aren´t even worth the time you spend on the thought.
The Cricket Nerd
White knight loser, the United States is not part of that "rest of the world" , in general the Western Hemisphere is in no way oppressive to women, these white women behaving as if they're more oppressed and face such hurdles are a complete embarrassment to true oppression. By the way matriarchal societies have never existed, legitimate anthropologists have even admitted that "matriarchal societies" are a logical fallacy comitted by Feminists who want to push their agendas.
I love men and their simple minds❤ Don't let anybody get you down!
I have a simple male brain. I see Conan and Bill, I click
Bill Burr video etiquette
1. click video
2. immediately click like
3. watch and enjoy the ab workout
4. Repeat
I literally just did this before reading the comment 😂 well done
Love your comment bruh
So you're saying we should first click the video?
Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
+boreduser12 man.. that's so true..
And then call the guy "creepy" for complementing. Unless he's rich of course.
+boreduser12 They're also afraid of everything.
+boreduser12 6 and seven ,yes that is so true .And if they want to be complimented ,they need to compliment us too,as the saying goes ,give and you will receive .
+boreduser12 100% fact and 100% screwed logic.
Dare I sound like a sexist. Women in general will go after anything that takes away male attention from them
That’s not sexist. That’s a fact
Im a woman, and i totally agree with that...i dont understand why i do those things, i seriously dont
@@KhairaLynn it's like saying you are a bitch coz u re a scorpio, u have a problem correct it sis
@@ahmadqureshi5366 bro I-I think you killed her...
@@ahmadqureshi5366 .... uhhhh
Bill: *watches a few hours of football every day*
Me: "How the hell can someone watch so much of something and not be tired of it."
Also me: *plays video games hours on end every day*
Bill: There you go.
You ain't watching, you're playing...
@@STANQITO299 great point 👏🏻👍🏻
@@STANQITO299 plenty of people watch videogames too tho
you have a problem bro
Lets be honest, we don't leave when women are having "girl's night" because we're considerate and polite. We leave because we don't want to be there!
❤
That too
Yeah it's less leaving and more frantic sprinting in the opposite direction
We know it's not going to be fun for us. We're also not going to ruin other people's fun.
Dude be cool! Don't be that guy
I was that one chauvinistic jackass who was clapping :(
+ftghb god bless you
+ftghb I clapped too at home, I thought I was the only one who got what he said. Thank God I'm not alone.
right on brotha
Really
why you sad about that
do women even watch women's basketball ?????? lol ....
@Pat McCann thought that was only a school thing
No. Not even the subs.
No, because as much as women talk about wanting to be strong and equal to men, doesn't mean they want to see it.
Because every woman player have two big basketballs. 😋
When he says why don’t you get together and make your own league which was actually serious when he said that some lady in the audience starts cracking up about that was extremely funny
"You know what makes women happy? Nothing!" - legendary quote because it's so true
supastar And then they come in and try and rob US of happiness because they can't be happy. We can all just sit around and watch football and Star Wars and be happy, they can't do that, they need other more complex stuff. I swear, without women in our lives men would get so much done.
Quincy Productions they are good for sex.
Hassanain Al Kaaby Precisely.
the don't get simple pleasures. Video games is another thing. They don't get how we can just site there and play a stupid game for hours and it never gets old for us. Another thing they don't get is true friendship. Women are never in friendship with each other, they're always in competition with each other. Men can get together and crack jokes on each other and it doesn't matter if you're ugly or good looking with guys.
supastar I know what makes women happy....a man that kisses their ass....until THAT makes them unhappy and then they complain about what a wimp he is.
Bill Burr is no comedian...he is a prophet
first after george carlin
theedgeinshow lol 😂
I miss carlin and patrice.
where's the NFL testicular cancer month?
@sightinsight True. A friend of mine survived it by chance and he went through hell and fire because there's no information about this for men
@Liam O’Neil I agree men die more from. Cancer because of less research, but breast cancer is the most common and most occurring cancer in the human population. So, it is good to spread awareness about it, but I do hate that the authorities behave like it is the only cancer in the world people can die from.
Not important....
not sure because it doesn’t serve women
He was right, so many more women's sports leagues around since this aired, and many of them are appalling to watch!
@Will M
And faster, stronger and able to jump higher. Just way better physically.... after all, we are watching something physical. So, "better physically" = just better.
Yup! Also atrocious standards.
www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
Tell it better next time?? He was spot the fuck on!
+Adam -亚当- He was making fun out of a previous bit he made with Conan about a coach saying how he would "get it right next time".
+Luis Dias he retells his jokes on talk shows
+Edgaras Jarašūnas But that's not what he's referring to, Luis Dias is right he was doing a callback to a previous joke he made.
Skee Lo yes, in the same show, but not in this video.
Luis Dias it was the NFL commissioner he was referring to. He gave Ray Rice a slap on the wrist (two game suspension?) when he knocked out his fiancé. After a lot of backlash he gave his "get it right" speech and banned Rice for the entire season.
I said everything Bill Burr said here in a bar and ppl hated me for it lol
I totally agree with Bill Burr
EAchank work on delivery but to be fair, this particular bit it's really hard to explain as a joke and not cause outrage from feminists-era humans.
EAchank DUDE YOU DON'T JUST SAY IT...you think it ;)
+boss180888 Fuck that say what you want if people don't like it screw them, that is your freedom. Just like they can say screw you back see how freedom works everybody can hate everybody freely.
EAchank That's when you know you're speaking the truth...ppl who are afraid of reality....hate the truth...it hurts too much....thats why i love and listen to Bill Burr...I'm tired of BS and I know I'm gonna hear the truth EVERYTIME!
So, they were... unhappy? What a surprise!
Three months into my marriage knee deep in the NFL season, this truly hits home
If you don't have a child with them yet. Get out of there if it gets worse. Trust me.
I love how Bill Burr makes the simplest truths so funny. Brilliant!
A real man teling it how it is.
Yeah bill Burr is awesome lol They are ruining gaming,movies,sports, politics anything that make us guys happy and we allow it because we want sex. They are taking away male spaces. Every where you go now you can't get away from their nagging and manipulation and then we are stupid enough to get married and then could only go to work to get away from them but now days you have to deal with them at work too. Us men need our space please for the love of God give us our space back.
@@jokerm5035 right on brother
Mannen OP 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
@@jokerm5035, thank God I DIDN'T get married after being cheated on!
Joker M I don’t think your supposed to take him too seriously
nothing pisses a woman off more than a content man.
+captainimij true...if they're in one of their moods you 'cannot' be happy doing anything by yourself. How dare you enjoy yourself while I'm in one of my moods. It's ridiculous.
Nothing but the truth
Not true. My guy loves to tinker in his garage, and I wouldn't dream of invading, except to poke my arm through the personnel door to give him a coffee. Maybe you're thinking of people who are insecure and controlling. That's just one type of human.
Confucius say!
+zeldagoblin There are women like you who can function around a man, but you are rare.This statement is more than true. It's science.
I can't stop replaying Conan 'words' from 1:36 lmao
I think he has a point. I worked with women and guys and the guys seemed really to be the happier people while women mostly complained about something or someone.
You just described every job I've had. If it's legal for women to have and promote "all women" businesses....then we should also be allowed to have "all men" businesses without having to worry about EEOC complaints, allegations of discrimination and sexism, etc. When they do it then it's celebrated 🍾.
As a man who has had several relationships with women, this is spot on. I know it's a massive generalization. But in my experience they hate the fact that you can have fun and enjoy your day without them being around. and they'll make you feel guilty about it too.
Dude can we have a drink together,thats my actual relationship,this is a big Fact.
That's my current relationship
Lol...so true...
Why are you bragging about that
You are describing the tools of Satan
They started doing this with video games now.
trusting virus I don't get it. My favorite games. Uncharted. Is directed by a female.
only the third one is directed by a woman
Jake Muir The OP's statement still stands.
and I still don't understand the statement. What are women doing to video games?
Jake Muir Taking over the Gaming sphere just like they took over Football and all the sports and everything male dominated.
That’s not holding 😂😂😂😂1:07
Burr is a genius. He has it all figured out. Everybody is afraid to be seen to agree with him.
This man is one of the smartest people on Earth.
Alex Iz Madd Good point.
Pussi Gang I stg I love me some common sense man
True words
Smartest? For stating simple facts in a funny way... Damn people are so weak and afraid these days. :/
He’s not smart. Experienced, wise, and clever yes, but not smart.
1:37 I didn't know Conan was bilingual.
rushfan2112 whaiwiaiweiweiwai hahaha
Hey
He didn’t pick up on the breast cancer thing at first but once burr brought it up got it and ran with it.
I actually died laughing at this comment..
I laughed my ass of at that.!!😆
Bill Burr is a cool guy. Conan genuinely respects him and its easy to see.
I do agree with you, that woman ruin allot of simple things men love cause they can't be happy.
Bill always somehow makes me laugh at his jokes man haha.
I think it's something to do with him being a comedian bro ;)
I know right, like he should be a comedian or something!
Jokes? He's telling the truth! LOL
oh haha so that's why they are called jokes, so we can laugh at it haha.. you're so smart hahaha... ahahaha... hahaha
he doesn't tell any jokes in this clip, he's just being naturally fuuny.
Here's what happened: Bill is an excellent Comedian. He *began* by telling a joke, about half way through he and everyone else had an epiphany...*He was telling the truth*. That's what made people uncomfortable, the fact that he hit the nail a little *too* on the head.
Exactly...his comedy hits home because it's 100% true
YEP!!! and i loved every moment of it. LOL
It's scary how damn true this is. It's funny, and 110% true.
1:54
This is my #1 problem with social justice warriors.
They don’t make their own things, they just claim everyone else’s stuff should be theirs.
"Next time I'm gonna get it right."
AGbaby235 you have two top comments one year apart from each other.
He needs to be on Conan too with Bill.
hahaha thanks man. I don't even know how I got this many thumbs up. Thanks you guys!!
AGbaby235 no top comment this year? Aight...
@@danielsalas7071 Sorry, took a break last year bud.
Women demand you give them attention, and then when you give it to them, they lose interest because you're being to nice.
Someone recently got friendzoned
Exactly
Lmao yah said no one ever
r/niceguys
so whats the issue? the solution is in the question. just dont give her attention who cares what she says as long as she has interest
Conan is definitely the best talk show host on the air. Nothing is better than watching him listen to Bill Burr and struggle to keep it together
I've now seen many of Bill Burr's vidoes, he speaks the truth without the fear or desire for social acceptance or appropriateness, I LOVE IT!!!
So true women don't want their own thing look at star wars
Star wars, ocean's, terminator, ghostbusters...
Start our own stuff? That sounds like work!
Clench Chad Man ruclips.net/video/KcXVGIi1m28/видео.html
Don't forget van hellsing
@Clench Chad Man when the head of lucasfilm wears a shirt that says the force is female I beg to differ they're pushing identity politics instead of writing good stories one of my favorite characters in Star Wars is Ahsoka Tano I feel like she's the standard of how to write a strong female character in Star Wars story
Same thing is happening here in England with the Premier League, these women won't leave us alone! Not even for 90mins.
Kingsley Mpofu Not even for 90 minutes. They first sneaked into the presenting...then the touchline and slowly into the punditry as well...
+Bacon Life any professional male team would blow the womens national team out of the water..
***** like 3years ago the us womens national team went up against the us mens under 17
(im pretty sure, might have been U-20) and lost like 7-2
could you imagine them going up against a team like Barcelona or Real Madrid
+patrick82895 they even had the gall to put some laydeee player next to Messi on the cover
Bill burr is a national treasure, we must protect him at all costs
Just saw a woman with a "Go Taylor's Boyfriend" Jersey, and first thought was this video lol.
So they seriously take time out of football to address breast cancer
when prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women??
+Brainbuster Wanna hear something funny. Someone even wrote an article that prostate cancer was a male privelage (dont know how to spell the word, I have never used it in my life xD) And that we shouldnt feel bad for men with prostate cancer or some other shit. She later "apoligized" but I bet she didnt mean it.
+Brainbuster observer.com/2015/07/when-it-comes-to-cancer-men-must-act-more-like-women/
wde
That article makes it seem that it's men's fault for not knowing about or preventing prostate cancer. The problem is that every poster you see is for breast cancer, and all the walks for breast cancer and football players wearing pink. Women have the benefit of being flooded with media telling them that breast cancer may kill them.
Brainbuster that benefit didn't show up out of nowhere it took hard work and a lot of years and many campaigns and people willing to talk about it to get there.
men don't really talk about it enough because the treatment options can be considered emasculating it leaves some of them impotent so they don't mention it and prostate cancer is very unlikely to be fatal even within the first fifteen years Since most men are at an advanced age when they develop the cancer, they usually die of other causes long before the cancer becomes a problem.
Prostrate cancer is generally something that you die with, not something you die from breast cancer on the other hand is much more aggressive and fatal the public attitude was not the same before 80's It was big news when Nancy Reagan in 1987 discussed having a mammogram, discovering a lump, and choosing with her doctors to have a mastectomy.
Many people point to this widely reported series of events and Nancy's candor in the topic as a watershed moment in normalizing self screening, mammograms, and general discussion on breast cancer doctors have reported an increase in women getting tested for breasts cancer genes in the year since Angelina Jolie publicly announced she had the gene and got a double mastectomy.
wde
Break your block of text into paragraphs, please.
There's a thing in psychology called compartmentalizing. Men are better at doing this than women. It's basically when you can move from one thing to another and not have them interacting with each other. So men can have a bad day at work, and then go home and enjoy football whereas women wouldn't be able to do that as well. Bill talks about the simple male brain and that's exactly what he's talking about.
+Vic Vinegar true...as soon as you're home and turn the game on and grab a beer/whatever you can sit there and just relax...but women (most) tend to stew over everything that happened during the day right through the evening
EccentricSage Of course women can compartmentalize. I'm saying men are better at doing it for the most part. Nothing in psychology is set in stone and what I'm saying isn't the end all be all of everything. I'm saying if you had 50 guys averaged out, and 50 women averaged out, then the average male brain would be better at this. Everything in gender studies is based on averages.
i agree 100
Patrick so basically woman have one big compartment that’s has all the evens of the day mashed together into one.
EccentricSage it’s trues it’s very broad but just like most men are physically stronger than most women there are one common things that are true in our psychology as well.
My mom god rest her soul, she was never happy. You could give her a million dollars and she would say, it’s not green enough. I loved but she drove my dad nuts.
This man is the hero of the everyday man
Patrice would be proud lmao
Everytime i watch Bill i think the same thing, Patrice would be so proud, RIP Pat
Willdaberry Blue I could only imagine the insight he would have today
Yeah he would bro...
The Black Philip
Bill burr is me everything he says I agree with him lol
I know, right?
right on
Nathaniel Saez I say that all the time about myself.I'm like " Bill just reads my mind".He ain't never lied.To paraphrase a Richard Pryor joke...Bill Burr can make me laugh at my mommas funeral on a Sunday morning.
watching this in 2019 and this fit so good on video games in the past few years.
2020 and still binge watching Bill on Conan every few weeks.
1:36 that Conan sentence is now my new ringphone !
+Laurent Chougrani Man you are a monster hahahahahaha
MARWEN LAHMER man I know you said this 6 months ago but want you to know that I fell down of my chair after clicking on that 1:36 I actually cried. I had a long day you made my day man. Thank you. 😂
dude hahahaahah
Yodeling
If you don't think this is true, lay down on a couch in front of your gf/wife and see how long it takes for her to ask you to do something.
Jokes on you! I am a virgin and I am gonna die alone!
Ha got'em.
@@MZT4 'tis the only way!
Naaaah. Mine knows i just say, yes dear, to everything but do nothing. Give it time.
I love how Bill has that smirk on his face cause he knows someone is going to get butt hurt over a joke. I love this dude.
My first girlfriend tried to criticize me by saying "you'd be happy with a cup of water and a handful of dirt."
My response infuriated her and now, 25 years later thanks to Bill Burr I understand why.
I told her yeah, I got something to drink and with a little mud I could practice making little sculptures out of mud, so what, I can make it happen and be good with that if I needed to.
I took my son to Touch-a-Truck last year and it was perfect in every way. Then they opened up a Disney princess tent and started blaring "Let it go" across the property. They just couldn't allow anything to be so enjoyable and unspoiled for males. God bless you, Bill Burr. Keep spreading the word of truth.
You sound like a marvelous mother. Keep it up!
To be fair, "Let it go" is pretty awesome, though the edited "Let in Burn!" version is better.
Mr.Heller not everyone likes it
@G King it's the sentiment of the matter. She never said it ruined it. But to have a specific time and place for something that is meant to attract anybody, but stereotypically attracts a certain populus, and then having the exact opposite being set up exactly across from you, is quite frustrating. Like imagine going to a concert where this happened. You'd be outraged if you went to say a country concert, and just outside the crows is some punk blasting some trashy pop music, that you may still like, as loud as he can. It's not the sentiment of you like one more than the other, or one is more meant for you period. It's the fact that you went to an area where there was a designated thing or event supposed to be happening, and someone else came along, jealous of that event, and started doing something completely irrelevant to it.
@G King sure thing buddy
Billy Burr needs his own "Man Show."
Have it be like his podcast, but on TV so he can afford to fix the rest of his house!
Bill burr fans get this
John Garvias ohhhhhhh Jeeeeeeesus
Something like the JRE.
Bill Burr show :D ouhhhh jeeeezus that would be so fucking awesome.
If only he did have his own podcast that he put out every Monday called the Monday Morning Podcast. If only.
We aren't simple, we're stoic and focused.
That's why we're simple.
We are pretty simple. We are a gender of people that like fishing and smoking a piece of meat for 14 hours while sitting there stoking the fire. Id say we are pretty simple
In a world of insanity, it is a breath of fresh air to see someone recognize simple common sense.
LOL Man! he must've had helluva fight with his wife just before the taping. love Bills rants
Ismaël GACEM Jesus calm down and just enjoy the comedy instead of making it serious.
Umm I told someone to relax and enjoy some comedy and I'm the one who's upset okay I think you and I have very different definitions to being upset but whatever floats your boat.
Kate seriously calm down. It's just comedy.
So I assume You control and abuse abuse all the men in your relationships over their personal hobbies and activities, inhibiting their lifestyle with your assumed superiority, so that must be why you assume he is in a toxic relationship.
Kate STFU!
Most men hide their emotions because as soon as they do show them many women see them as weak and over emotional and move on...... so yes ladies, wanting an open man is another one of your lies 😂
When are you dumb motherfuckers in the west going to realize, that you shouldn't take women seriously. Take middle eastern men as an example, they are dominant
@@Sam10947 Try and be dominant with a modern western woman (even in a helpful way) and watch what happens. They scream patriarchy & call you a misogynist pig, because feminism has brainwashed them
@@DarkWandererAU
Say : "yes.....if you are a feminist, I am a patriarch, and if it help labeling me a misogynist, then yes, what are you going to do about it". If you are afraid of expressing yourself, you're a bitch. You have to understand, your hesitation of confrontation is not due to female,s it's due to other males.....real men don't fear, they're Just (justice)....say it like it is, say truth. If you and I and other person, say it like it is, the male mass would recognize the error they made that led to the systematic sabotage that men inflicted on themselves in the name of equal human rights.
@@Sam10947 I agree. Hahaha! It's cute that you have 0 clue who you're talking to, I've never been afraid of confrontation & I get really frustrated with people who are because they are little bitches.
Do you know what the modern western woman calls that? They call it "too intense to deal with" and "over-reactionary".
I look around, and I see women with men who just say "yes" all the time because they're easier to deal with & don't ever challenge them.
DarkWandererAU no wonder why the west is decaying
His entire interview here wasent even an interview, it was literally a stand up segment, except that he was sitting down
After involvement of Taylor swift this seems legit😅😅
They want to feel important because they think we don't need them. They think men only use their bodies and it hurts them that they don't serve a higher purpose than that. That's why they constantly seek validation and reassurance from men. When you have fun without ya girl it just proves to her that she is just another item in your life for your pleasure because how could anything be as equally fun without your best pleasure being or doing it with you? What they fail to realize is that they have everything to keep you entertained but they resorted to using the laziest, easiest method which is their beauty so after we get used to that and stop praising it they have nothing else and feel empty. Youre gonna look how you look, the one thing you can constantly make better for people is your personality which will ALWAYS keep you attractive inside and out.
good point lol the girl im dating now found it sooo hard to believe that i would choose to hang with my friends besides her, sometimes you need space , who wants to see the same person every single day? ......idk why women think the whole world has to revolve around them
That's a great post, always personality before looks. Thank you so much for your input~
Quite insightful, sad but true in many cases.😞
Dawud Townsville stay woke
Damn man thats some bomb ass wisdom you just dropped on me
My ex girlfriend had a 7th sense for when I was having a good time without her. I knew the texts and calls and the fight starting was coming before it even came.
johnson7166 good thing she’s gone now right?
My wife does this. I will sit there doing nothing for hours, bored. The second I decide to tinker or play a game, or watch a game she's RIGHT THERE demanding I spend time with her.
@@paladin181 sounds like a toxic relationship buddy
@@Broodjemetbeleg Nah, It's great. It's a little annoying at times, but most of the time, I'd really rather be doing something with her than on my own anyhow.
...but what was her 6th sense? :/
Alone time is underrated.
After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!
Audience is all women laughing and men going "if I laugh at that it's back to the couch"
Then back to the couch it is
@eddiewinehosen no no, that's when they don't bang you. A man never sleeps on the couch. One adult telling another adult where to sleep? Like I'm supposed to grab a blanket like linus, so uh where should I sleep downstairs? Over here? Or more like over here? You cant tell me where to sleep, I'll sleep on your side of the bed if I want to. What are you gonna do? I'm bigger than you.
Only beta males. My wife can never make me sleep on the couch and she knows it. I will sleep in my bed when I want. If she wants to sleep separate she can sleep on the couch her damn self. Too many men are pussies.
@@904Anonymous amen brotha no chick sends me to the couch to sleep IN MY OWN HOUSE!!!!! 🤣
God, it's sad that men are so afraid of their women
Old Billy red face is probably the best comedian right now. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and the truth.
We'll said
2:43 “one guy, one chauvinistic jackass up there knows what I’m saying” 😂😂
haha, i was looking for this 😂
2:06 is why😂
I didn't find anything wrong with what he said as a female. I'm sure guys think the same way and its true. As women, we need to just let the guys have their "guy thang" and let them be happy! I can't stand football but if my man wants to watch...hey he can go out with the guys or I can go with friends. As long as he doesn't put that before his family...enjoy sweetie! But then don't complain about my girly crap! Lol! Loved the comparison of women and chameleons. That was hilarious!
I don't know who you are... but I will find you... and I will marry you.
Zorichai sooo? Did u found her? Tell me there's a happy ending please.
You are a blessing from god!!
Lol .. look at the simps replying to her^ ... just a mere admission of reality makes them want to marry her XD (even as a joke) ... pathetic!
Yea everyone needs their own time some times
One thing I noticed about bill Burr is that he has really good recovery from jokes that don't quite hit. Sometimes the recovery can salvage a joke, and sometimes the recovery IS the joke
im pretty sure you started with just 1 clip of these bill burr interviews and cant stop anymore 😂
1:38 “Did you forget that there was BREATH CANCER from like a year ago?” Lmao
I used to be with a girl who would always insist that playing video games was a waste of time and I should "do something useful". I work 9-10 hours a day making things, like actually designing and producing things for people, she worked 5 hour days and would come home and watch Netflix. Always trying to force me to work, while never actually doing anything herself, no hobbies, no friends, but I HAD TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. Then she left me for an unemployed yoga instructor, but yea, men are the problem.
Bill Burr is gold. He takes chances like no other and makes people squirm, including other comedians. He's our generations George Carlin.
Burr, Stanhope and Chappelle are today's greats
id argue he's more creative and likable than carlin
Just stop the screaming
I know from experience that women TRULY don't/can't/won't understand why men can both watch and immerse themselves in the moment when they watch sports - the simple truth is that women NEED constant resassurance and attention otherwise they feel that you have lost interest in them - it's not true that we have lost interest in you, but i swear to God that EVERY man on Earth wishes that you'd GET LOST for 90 minutes while we watch football, cricket, boxing etc. I saw my best friend tell his Fiance that he would break up with her if she didn't shut her mouth and let him watch the Mufc v Afc CL Semi-Final 2nd Leg in peace and he TRULY meant it.
Same thing with food!!!!! "No im not hungry don't get me anything" 30 seconds later. Half the food is gone. Lmao