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Bill burr is an Icon
Stop.
you are either a great troll or an absolute moron
You sound triggered.
***** you are just silly.
You sound totally sane...
"...they dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut parties." XD LMFAO im crying
Anthony James Flintstones and Kubrick never has been mentioned in one.
Count chocula Yeah. No.
tonedog77 ik lmao
Saw that movie as a young teen, it left an impression on me.
Anthony James are you trying to make sense? Because you're failing hard
What I love about Conan is that even when he obviously disagrees with somebody he lets the guest speak and doesn't twist his words. Much respect for him, best show host ever
Yeah he ain't an Egotistical bullshitter
Luv him for it
He twist the words all the time but just to be funny.
Just selling advertising like all of them.
Thats called projection. You honestly can't tell what conan is thinking because in his position he is forced to 'publicly agree' with a certain ideology. As standup with a huge following, burr doesn't have the same economic shackles. As an independent thinker, he doesn't have share the same hive mentality as most of the dying mainstream media.
Dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut Parties.........classic Bill
Even weirded. Not entirely wrong. She has thpse weird parties with that artist lady who paints with period blood. Not my thing, but she have whatever party she likes.
Bohemian Grove.
@@timobrien2738 tell me more Tim
@@timobrien2738 yup
weaving spiders come not here
finally a guest that doesn't start ass kissing Hillary Clinton 30 seconds in!
C.T. Wellington he thinks what the majority of America is thinking
AwesomeBrickSauce right lol, people don't realize that Trump getting in is a huge loss for everyone
It always has to be either 'Clinton is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Trump is Hitler' or 'Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Clinton is Hitler.' It's nice to see some people with a degree of actual perspective on the TV for a change.
For the record I didn't support either one of them in the election. I will remain optimistic about trump, because that's better than crying in a corner worrying that trump will somehow smite us all
C.T. Wellington how is that better when its likely to happen. Even people within his own party are worried. Keep living in your fantasy. The rest of us deal with facts and reality.
Bill Burr stating totally neutral comments. I'm sure people in the comments won't find anything to complain about this time!
I didn't hear this much bitching since kindergarten... Some people are just delusional.
I'm offended by his neutralsm
+Adidaas You fell right into that one.
being silent in the face of oppression is not neutrality.
Like pick a side man, jesus. Smh
“i kicked him out of his house” one of bills most underrated jokes and he said it when everybody was clapping for something else he said.. legend
Yes wow HAHHAH so very funny.
To be fair, Obama wasn't running against Trump and even if Hilary would have won Obama had to leave the WH anyway. His two terms were up.
Snoop made that joke first.
Except he didn't.
" eyes wide shut parties " this guy knows serious stuff.
or maybe just maybe he is a comedian making a joke
@@mauriciokrebs2913 No, he was spot on.
@@Misanthropolis prove it without referencing a RUclips video.
@@DR-sv8ke you must be a troll or a toddler...
Prove what? Like The Freemasonry really exists? That the world is ruled by oligarchs, banking and money printing families who set up central banks around the world and perpetuate bank seigniorage? You brats are so naive these days.... Ps. The Bildeberg Group organizes its meetings with elite exponents from all over the world ... Although the press is not admitted, it is factual that these meetings take place and they not even hiding so much .. Because the worst meetings they do, we never heard about theese.. Anyway If you are looking for proof of this, move your lazy ass and look for them, why should another man, be wasting time instead you?! It is you who want to believe the (Media, Tv) fairy tales, so you should be the one, to bring proof that certain things are only conspiracies ...
@@bluesoul7163 It is a good idea to give proof for a statement. You don't say you have a groundbreaking new idea in physics and then tell everyone else to fact check it. The responsibility to back up your statement is yours, not ours.
"Inside every cynical person, there is a dissapointed idealist."
-George Carlin
That actually hit me on a personal level... Thanks lol
It's exactly who Bill is if you listen carefully to him. It looks like a lot of vocal hyped up fans miss how ironic his jokes are. Even when he explains that he doesn't fully believe what he says as a joke. I think you get to understand him more when he is speaking on casual videos that are not televised. You get a glimpse at the brain of a guy who is just disappointed with how things are.
And behind every Idealist is a realist slapping their head ...wait
.the cynic...I see. Haha
Slim Schady facts
Love Carlin, excellent quote. ^^
ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Every Man's way of thinking
"Eh, it's not going to effect me personally, so why should I care about it?"
-Every Man USA, 2016
So what then? Would you say the same about a woman if she said the same thing Bill's saying?
Asmodeus
I think you're mistaking us for SJWs. I'm using the gender neutral version of 'man'.
An 'every man' being just the average person.
Every white, straight, cis man at least.
crazyman9711 Shouldn't have said every, but whenever I bring up my worries to my straight white friends they tell me that nothing will happen. They are right that nothing will happen to them but the future of LGBT rights is not looking great and it scares me that after years of progress we might still be fucked.
Bill Burr should be in South Park, he dishes it out to everyone
Has he talked about South Park before?
On one of his recent podcasts, he briefly talked about how amazingly on-the-mark South Park is with social commentary.
3:09 and conans reaction right afterwards is still probably my favorite clip from any of bills appearances on here. that 'what?' never fails to make me laugh until my cheeks hurt
Conan had to play it dumb. He surely knew what he was talking about.
Christmas always comes early whenever we get a fresh Bill Burr & Conan clip.
Kenny Tee agreed!
Bill Burr is a legend. He cracks me up so much.
Kenny Tee xcept wen its not fresh n he recycles jokes
I literally just spit juice all over my computer listening to this!
to_the_batmobile_ All comedians recycle some jokes but Bill tries to vary his perspective and delivery on each bit, even if the topic has been asked before when he was on Conan previously.
Conan is juggling between a cool friend that talks real stuff and his career.
He dresses like a yak and meets under a mountain ::D
So true! A great man forced to paint a certain way.
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!
He obviously likes Bill because he always has him on but he knows his bosses are of a certain ilk.
Conan is a full blown liberal.
This has aged... interestingly.
My thoughts, exactly.
Biden is already worse than trump
@@allthesmallthings1041 fax
@@allthesmallthings1041 surprised?
@@allthesmallthings1041 lol, based on what?
"By the time they finish it we're going to be the one's climbing over it" He saw it coming
Humor is the most powerful way to deliver the truth
Thumbed up as well
@@austinnipper6460
But some people also use it to spread false information
@@mandystop1077 SO don't be a dumb bitch and do your research.
Or to manipulate or avoid it.
Actually it appears Bill Burr was incorrect. A great deal has changed and some would say for the better. Still, Bill Burr is funny.
I don't know who this guy is but he's hilarious and his speech pattern is fabulous
Bill Burr, it's in the title...
ghostie7790 Bill Burr!! Checkout his Podcast!
He has a cartoon on Netflix called F is for Family
Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians~~~He's a nut~~
ghostie7790 you don't know bill burr? welcome to your new addiction
4:32 him talking about us wanting to leave the us has a whole other perspective now with corona lmao
It’s so rare when a comic now just speaks truth and doesn’t pander to one side. Love bill.
Yeah standup comedians are the best. Even if they are biased, they’re not really agenda driven.
I like bill burr as much as the next guy but it seems pretty disingenuous to say he doesn't pander to one side.
No it's not
@@matthewmoran1866 hes obviously liberal leaning and thats ok
To say that nothing would change or be different under Trump was neither truthful nor funny.
If everyone is upset that trump is president then who TF voted for him ?
Athbi Almuzaini Republicans stole this election by jerrymandering the electoral map and redistricting it to make much more favorable for people living outside population centers and removing voting places that were heavily used by minorities this system must change a independent council is needed to redraw election maps it has to happen
59 million people did most of them uninformed and hoping for a change to a system they feel as left them out in the cold. some of the grievances they have are true and others are not. These people should have voted for Bernie sanders in the primaries and then maybe you would at least get a little change...if you reach for the stars maybe you get some change instead of comprising and doing nothing and getting none.
Athbi Almuzaini the working middle class. Middle America. Most people rioting right now are liberals in liberal colleges in liberal states. Its pathetic you lost move on with your lives
No democrats have been doing that for years by ushering in millions and millions of immigrants, giving them welfare and benefits, which ensures they vote democrat. Unfortunately in this case they all live in the cities and Trump capitalised on the white rural voters who pretty much won him the presidency. The republicans haven't changed anything, as the electoral map has remained pretty much unchanged for about 100 years. Do your research and stop adapting facts to fit your narrative.
the people who don't sit commenting on youtube videos and writing #Iamstillwithher on twitter.
Bill Burr's right about Hillary Clinton and the Bilderberg meetings though
soberpunk He's not actually. He just has to make it seem kinda humorous because its such a foreign concept to so many people. He mentioned it the last time he was on as well. He brought it up himself out of nowhere for God's sake. If he was poking fun at it it would've had some kinda context within the rest of the conversation. You're reacting like the rest of the people in the audience btw. They're all going "You can't be serious" too. Listen to Burr's podcasts he goes on about this stuff all the time and he's not just poking fun at the idea.
xlReGaRdLeSslx Exactly I didn't see your comment about the podcast before I wrote my comment above this but I said the exact same thing lol
I think he is talking about the Cremation of Care not the Bilderberg meetings. The Cremation of Care has more cult-focused activities. Bilderberg is more about lobbying or at least being accused of lobbying.
Hilary Clinton most likely doesn't participate in either of those groups, specifically because she is a female.
He wasnt poking fun at the idea lol. Burr is a conspiracy theorist and knows she goes to them (it's a fact) but then added a funny over the top detail of them wearing goat heads and having eyes wide shut parties.
It wasn't the Bilderberg meetings, it was at The Meadows with the rest of the Pentaverate.
This man is America's national treasure
They both are.
He's funny. But I think Thomas Sowell is more national treasure
@@whatwhat98 says no one but brainrotted right wingers
"Oh yeah, that meeting they have underneath the mountain."
I LOVE the idea of Hillary as this Bond villain. 😂
I mean, she and Huma Abedín peeled a little girls face off WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, then proceeded to mock her while pretending to wear her face and laugh at her shrieks of pain. The officers who confiscated Abedins husband's laptop and watched that video (in a file titled "life insurance") due to him sending pictures of his penis to underage girls almost all "suicided" within a year. Meanwhile, said laptop and files have magically disappeared without a trace. It was possible on dark web Tors to view this video for a time, and I have seen it personally. So yes, they are all pure evil especially at the top; worse than bond villains. They want to kill off all but 500 million of the global population in order to prevent us from repeating history and putting them in the ground as they deserve, and this Vaxxx is helping with that goal extensively.
You're in luck because she absolutely is the real-life analogue of a Bond villain.
He's not lying though.
He's referencing Bohemian grove.
I'm pretty impressed he did so on live television
I've been waiting for this man's opinion. Only man who speaks truth
Tatsuya Takizawa What truth do you hear in this? I'm curious because I rewatched it multiple times and he actually manages to say nothing. No opinion, no information. Did I miss something?
i'm still waiting for Ja Rule
he said nothing is gonna change
+Khalil Klouche, yes, you did. That not much will change. You'll do what you have been doing.
Yeah not much said, but an opposite reaction to the alarmists and butthurt. He realizes that the president isn't actually involved in most peoples' lives day to day. We shall see though
"what do you mean she dresses like a Yak and meets under a mountain?" LMFAO
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
He's talking about this place lol
Mike Siegler rf
I like how it's called bohemian grove yet the people that meet there are the furthest thing from bohemians
Gyrolamb, actually, the definition of "bohemian" includes: a person who has informal and unconventional social habits. Sounds spot on.
Dax X
LMAO !! Tears of laughter.....
It really doesn't get better than Bill Burr & Conan as far as late night TV talkshows
4:50 Bill describes survey biases in the most simple way
Conan and the crowd were so awkward because Bill was spilling the truth
Not gonna lie.
Pink Alien that's because Hillary had run such a smear campaign is was difficult to imagine Trump doing well.
Talk to Bill Burr now and I bet he loves Trump and most of what he's doing.
People are seeing through the fake news.
Not really. Conan is the only host that really gets his humour. They got a good chemistry.
i got comfortable.
@@roscodogg "Hillary had run such a smear campaign" dude... in what dimension are you live in?
conan cringing at the amount of truth
The truth isn't allowed in Hollywood lol
MOST OVERUSED WORD OF 2016'''''CRINGE"""
I honestly believe that the most overused words of 2016 are "2016".
It is current year, after all.
OMG EPIC!!!!
Especially about the eyes wide shut parties
lost my schiff when he said "those Eyes Wide Shut Parties!" lol!
Bill Burr's hard core realism and impartiality is so refreshing in a sea of people who are sooooo immersed in their feelings and blind political loyalties. He clearly has no loyalty except to what the objective facts are, and I'm here for it.
Edit: grammar
Too bad he couldn’t have been more wrong. Plus, it wasn’t even funny.
@@bartmix8994I think he’s right
@@billcipher3946 If you “think” that nothing changed with Trump as President, you are either a tard or a imbecile. I’ll let you choose.
@@bartmix8994Still not using logic huh?
@@soldatonegro I agree, you and your low double digit IQ are not capable of logic. Later Skippy.
You know that meeting they have underneath the mountain where they all come out we're in the yak mask like Eyes Wide Shut . priceless
And buy pizzas and hotdogs for millions of dollars..
@@blasteroid9143 pizzagate absolutely disgusting
that would be the bohemian grove meetings they attend not bilderberg keep that in mind. burr got the two mixed.
Hillary attended the Bilderberg plenty of times.... The Bohemian Grove is for MEN and the boys they abuse only.
Im sorry but like " we're in" instead of "wearing" wtf
"By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it."
@Gerry Stevens I hate to break it to you, but that's not the real Friedrich Nietzsche.
@chuck I didn't get it
@@zakiahmed6655 Its either about us skipping out on getting sentenced or generally just wanting to go despite regulations.
@@xyoyo7502 oh thanks for explaining
@chuck it's sad but people won't stop and I don't even see what they could gain from likes.
“Yeah that meeting they have under the mountain”
“Uuuhhh hahaha what are you talking about hahahah 😅😅”
"by the time we build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it" 😂
"Uh who ya voting for?"...."Uh, none of your business" LOL.
Welp. If you say Trump, you are in a lot of trouble. People are afraid to support dorito man.
I think he referred what Denzil washington said when asked who he voted for
@@sukiakka he was referring to the general common sense of privacy.
Infinity Dragon of course they are lol, I give props to people who openly support him. It’s not safe to do so.
Mentioned bilderberg meetings?
He's got 5 years lifetime from that point max
Not necessarily. Alex Jones is still alive!!!
Hani G. Right!!!! I couldn’t believe that
@@olafolaf4646 Alex Jones is one of them. He's a controlled opposition. He mixes a little truth with propaganda so you'll discredit the facts. He's a walking psyop.
@@soldierforchrist2017 well if he is now he didnt used to be. I followed him ever since he exposed Bohemian Grove by sneaking in. I knew every single last detail of this whole fake Russian collusion investigation down to personal information on Steele and Fusion GPS etc 3 YEARS ago; the stuff that's being learned about now; just because i listened to Alex Jones. Hes crazy but hes the tip of the spear, piercing backdoors and exposing corruption to such detail that two years later, when it all comes true so to speak, he remains pure. I would believe you thinking thats how he knew that stuff but if he was misinformation or controlled leaking they would not have kicked him off social media, the first of many conservatives exposing the truth to be censored. You know in the thick of it behind the scenes we will never know whats actually happening, but Alex has been so consistent with information that has proven accurate years later after being swarmed with criticism about being totally crazy and false, id say hes just a concerned citizen of this planet trying to get to the bottom of things. Thats why hes banned. I mean what part of everything he told us 3 years ago thats now unfolding in other media WAS not the whole and complete truth? Now of course he gets things wrong! Hes the first to bust down the doors and see things and hes imperfect like the rest of us. So he doesnt get it all correct but thats human nature, not necessarily controlled informational output. But like i said, maybe we will never truly know and you might be right, but im giving the man the benifit of the doubt, because hes taught me a lot and is a character with HUGE BALLS, and i respect that.
SelfGoverned repeat that in English please
"where they all dress up like yaks" ....that had me rolling! Love me some Bill Burr!
That “what!” from Conan! Hilarious!
Conan didn't think it was funny when Bill joked about Hillary's ties to the occult and secret societies LMAO.
Isaac Forsyth I'm sure deep down he was trying not to crack up about it, but when Hollywood has you on their leash, you gotta keep it a little PC. anyway for Burr to go out there and kill on a tense audience just ensures he's the best around
Yeah it was pretty obvious. Bill Bur was holding back though, he was first pretending to be neutral, but we all know who he preferred to win.
Shotgun Pete Never said he should't prefer Trump winning. Just said he was holding back.
And yes, the salt videos are some of the best entertainment I have had in the last year on RUclips.
armoredp He hates both of them. He thinks we really need a guy outside of the system but Trump is just a moron, as what Bill said in the podcast.
Bill looked so satisfied! Lol
"You only see the president like once every 3 weeks."
Just wait, Bill, just wait.
One place where Bill got it wrong.
😭
unless he doesn't watch the media 24/7
1000s of articles on him daily. After a year had passed since his presidency, it felt like 1 term.
he was wrong on every point. painful.
Conan’s. WHAT ? So great. Bill Burr and Conan for ever
"Nothing's going to change"
Oh boy
"By the time they build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it"
Coronavirus : Challenge accepted
You comment doesn't make sense.
Where are you running for? Mexico? South America?
@@El_Andru 😂😂😂 _America bad_ .. I think Trump has done nothing just like Bill said
@@El_Andru I think the joke is that Mexico has quarantined the U.S, so that if we wanted to vacation there we'd have to immigrate illegally
@@theenigma1109 ruclips.net/video/piVd_6VPpyM/видео.html
This guy filmed it all in 10 days. Some cool moment too (with some Mexican kids)
@@theenigma1109 Not true, trump inherited a booming economy from OBama and then ruined it in less than 2 years, lmao I guess that counts as doing something..
I love just watching Conan during these rants. He is nervous that Bill is going to say something extremely offensive but at the same time doesn't care because he genuinely finds Bill hilarious lol.
Luke Gold I know.
That rant Bill delivered on Fallon's show was epic, and Jimmy's reactions were so forced and weak that it was almost as hilarious as Bill.
Its scripted.
Mark Chavez Bill is notorious for going off script in these kinds of shows. Its why most late night shows he goes on the host looks so uncomfortable.
Conan knows Bill wouldn't purposely say anything too honest. You can speak the truth, just not all of it.
And this is why we only laugh at comedians. Don't look to any of them for any good advice. Turns out, Bill was completely wrong, as usual. Just laugh at him and leave it at that.
Narrator: “Things did change”
Conan NEEDS to bring Bill back the day after this election, who's with me??
Andy absolutely.
"Im gona aohjaouARyghhh"
ey how you gonna do that?
"O you'll see!!!"
LMAOOOO
He recently hosted SNL
@Young Offenders he attacked basically everyone. It was hilarious
Any excuse will do!
Aged like fine milk
Oh yeah
It didn't.
Burr's point of "what is he going to do for you? You are the one that provide for yourself", is a great point that people have to get, that isn't how political sycophant think.
@@kroenen1590 Trump let COVID-19 affect pretty much everyone
@@cloudystorm7314 true he had pretty much the worst strategy even denying it at the beginning. But look at the most of the countries that reacted better they aren't better off today.
I can remember last year January when it was just in China, there was no preparation by anyone, even the CDC let people infected land in Atlanta and did not quarantine them. It was a failure from the top down, and rightly so Trump is a big part of the problem, but so are the medical people whose job is too prevent this kind of stuff but were already running out of supplies after one week.
Yessir! Like a milk carton left open in the tropics. Spoiled as hell. ROFL.
If You Want To Tell People the Truth, You’d Better Make Them Laugh or They’ll Kill You - George Bernard
"By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it." Perfection.
"That meeting they have underneath the mountain"😂😂😂😂
I wish all talk shows were like this. A neutral stance to explore perspective.
Wearing a yaks head having eyes wide shut parties. 😂
Bilderberg and "Eyes Wide Shut" parties, and Conan freaks out! LOL! Dose of truth on the mainstream. Love it!
I noticed too! Conan was fast to call it 'madness', so he doesn't get in trouble from the media overlords in The Skull & Bones Society.
Did you see when Conan blinked his second set of eyelids? Clearly a reptilian.
***** Just to be clear, the reptilian Illuminati Beyonce hidden messages stuff is all nonsense. I'm concerned about the real proven stuff like Bilderberg group and Bohemian Grove and the Skull and Bones Club.
Nineteen1900Hundred Nonsense??? WTF? Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, man. You're believing exactly what they want you to. Sheep.
*****
I hope you're joking. No sane person on earth actually believes in Reptilian Humanoids living in the mantle of the earth.
Never heard of this guy
Already love him
toonamioncrack check out his show on Netflix called F is For Family.
terrible advice for an entry level burr. Just check the specials, I'm sorry you feel that way and You people are all the same
Hell, watch his specials on netflix, if you have it. There are 3 of them and they are awesome!
Watch some of his standups pretty funny guy.
toonamioncrack you're in for a treat...
Bill was so right here. 90% of people don’t want to say who they’re voting for, so the only data we got was from like 10% of people in the US and we just decided that it would predict the future. Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong
Also, if they don't disclose the number of people polled a "Nationwide" poll could be 10 people at a bus stop.
"Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong" Statistics is used nowdays in everything not to mention that the whole universe on microscopic level is 100% statistics(whole quantum physics is all about propability)... Error in this huge tests should be less than 1%, the only explanation why it was so much off is that the data was deliberately changed or somehow all the companies hired people as incopetent in this field of mathematics as you(and that smells also like a deliberately done "error").
And the whole idea is to use curent views of the people so there is no prediction of the future, some people may change the views but we are talking here about millions of people so this small exceptions here and there do not change the big picture(and that small changes should be from both sides=no impact on the data unleas something significant was leaked by the media but that was not the case)...
I have only told 2 people who I voted for and I lied to 1 of them.
The polls were actually totally right at a nationwide level. Just didn’t take the EC into account.
It was actually considered rude to say or bring up who you voted for back in earlier days.
Hence it’s done in private, polls have curtains for a reason.
"Oh yeah, tha-that meeting they have underneath the... mountain >:D" rofl
bill burr is absolutely the ONLY celebrity who wyd ever mention illuminati
Charlie Sheen.
Jnel28 and an Eyes Wide Shot reference
eddie griffin, kat williams, martin lawrence, dave chapelle, patrice oneal.....they all did and they are just comedians..imagine how many others....celebrities speak out all the time, it gets thrown under the rug, hence your comment.. hes not the ONLY one
Jnel28
Zappa exposed the illuminati constantly.
check RUclips.
this was back in the 80s and 90s.
333 likes... illuminati confirmed :D
“I thought Hillary was gonna kill em”
*Epstein enters chat*
*Epstein left the chat*
-Epstein suddenly no longer on suicide watch- 😂
*Epstein -* Aight, I’m out. I’ll be at the crib.
LMAO!
Tyler Craig haha. After he killed himself
I'd like to see Bill Burr react to this today. LOL
“By the time that thing’s built… we’re gonna be the ones going over it.”
Hahaha that is absolutely hysterical.
thank god there is a famous comedian who actually views things fairly.
Jimmy Robinette look up George Carlin , he’s not the first
Carlin's kinda dead.
Stone Cold Stipe joe bless you
Hillary Clinton's outfits looked like colorful versions of what Kim Jong Un wears..
Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed that too.
Granny Mao
That's funny, granny Mao. Though her neck looked about as wide as her thighs..
Colorful hemp sacks
comedians usually are.. watch george carlin
i love how conan and bill are like the unhinged duo and how conan translates and adds structure for bill lmfao
Those Eyes Wide Shut parties🤣
Conan is Burr's biggest fanboi. He's like a child waiting to be entertained! And Burr delivers.
And it's wonderful to look at.
He’s one of the few guests who’s managed to make Conan laugh
And your point is...?
He always does
Conan pretending he doesn't know what an eyes wide shut party is.
When they put one of those parties together I bet they are not thinking let's invite the ginger pasty white Conan to the party.
@@coryburns1905 Does matter what you look like at those parties.
@@coryburns1905 lmao!!!
Well he doesn't want to get suicided...
Hey geniuses, he gets the joke, he's playing the straight man.
It doesn't matter at all who's president. Voting is essentially pushing the elevator button twice to make it go faster
That "WHAT!" From Conan trumps everything. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A reality tv star will be the leader of the world's most powerful nation. It's like satire becoming reality. But to be honest....we all wanted him to become president a little bit, just to see what will happen. Won't be boring from now on ;)
Fatalist America is a reality TV show now unfortunately.
Fatalist obama was a community organizer and we are still ok
worst black mirror episode ever
There is something that makes me morbidly curious about it.
The title of President wasn't his entry-level job into politics like it is for Trump though...
did he refer to the bohemian grove?
I think he knows more on these subjects then he lets on...
I thought they dont let woman in to the compound? But for sure she is part of multiple secret societies
He was referring to the Bilderberg meetings and mixed the two. Hillary has not been to the Bohemian Grove as far as we know.
JayTac1 Like I said Bohemian Grove only allows man.
yes he is a conspiracy theorist
The Statue of Liberty!? Lol
"I don't understand, what's going to happen to you": WOW.
This comment section should go well
"Why is the comedian making jokes?! I'm outraged."
THIS IS THE MOST NEUTRAL COMIC I KNOW, HE IS TOO NEUTRAL *THROWS A TANTRUM*
oh ted
megakirbyx Kirby!
I hope you have a great day today fellow human :D
How are you going to do that? " you'll see you'll see" 😂
@Walker Burton ahh another man of culture. I welcome you
3:26 The Trump Wall and a hilarious description of why polls are fake.
@@PeopleHealthTru why did that have to be put here.
@@ultrabigfella Joker Deadhead, he knew before you?
After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!
3:19 is an excellent example of Conan's comedic timing.
“By the time they build that thing, we’ll be the ones going over it.” 😂😅
the man has a crystal ball :-) .... today is 17 Oct 2019 O_o
I laughed my pants off
@@SaltheartFoamfollower i'm in illinois, the property taxes are going up. recreational marijuana taxes generating lots of income for the state, yet signs of taxes going down is just a fantasy. does make me want to jump the border down south
This guy is so good in coming of with smart jokes in an instant, i envy his trait
@@SaltheartFoamfollower 2/4/2020
no one makes Conan laugh like bill burr
Mistah Jeezy if you need to be high to be funny...youre not funny tho
"dress up like yaks and have those eyes wide shut parties" i died
seriously, that is sooo hillary.
3:50 "I brought you out here to bring perspective..."
I basically wanted you just to make Donald Trump jokes and instead you've got my audience rolling in the aisles with a topic that's taboo in the media world 😂
How fast Conan made him change the subject after Talking about Hillary and Bilderbergs 😂 ridiculous
dude... calm your chills... you can watch trump doin the same thing his entire career as soon someone talks about his taxes...
@@peaveyst7 hes said he just did his taxes smart. He doesn't dodge anything
He may know about the Bilderbergs, but does he know about Q?
Mirror of society you didn't see the taxes trump paid in 2005? It was more than your whole family will make iny'all whole lives combined
@@livnfree930 Q ?
Conan pretending bilderberg isn't a thing. Smh.
As goes for the crowd. They're probably like what is Bill talking about and jokingly laughing the whole time.
Don't know if they wear goat heads at Bilderberg meetings, but they definitely do at the Bohemian Grove.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care
Angelo Ortis They wear robes at the Bohemian Grove whereas at the Rothschild type Eye Wide Shut parties in mansions they wear the most grotesque outfits with the most hideous and creepiest masquerade masks.
the world is run by psycopaths,anybody who attends those "parties" is clearly not right of the head then they act like somehow they care about of the people of the country they suppose to serve, is hilarious
John Taylor White Amen!
Conan got really jumpy about that under the mountain meeting ... I guess if you look in his closet you might find a Yak costume 😂.
The part from 0:30 - 0:50 is so deeply true that I think everyone missed it. We need to stop celebritising and praising politicians. It's us that puts food on our tables, wastes our money, makes life decisions. We're going to keep our bad and good habits as always. The decisions we make in our lives contribute vastly more to our happiness levels than anything our government can do, PROVIDED the government doesn't interfere in our personal lives.
Abortion laws.
@@afmartin2734 Covid lockdowns. Yeah we can play this Right vs Left game.
On the topic of abortion, there would barely be a need for abortion laws if decades ago the government welfare system didn't grow to be so generous as to incentivise single parent households, thereby making it less important to have children with a respectable person, thereby abortion far less common. There are other factors involved yes, but it's a cycle of greater government control.
@@hrthrhs Governments are regulated though. Conservatives think that because many of them own small businesses that giving corporations all the power would make the world better. Hilarious.
@@afmartin2734make responsible decisions
U can tell Conan admires him as a true freestyle comic.
yeah he gets it the dark sarcasm
this is epic
Burrs kinda woke 😀
got that 666 upvote :^)
Leak Project if only he was right about the three week thing
Leak Project I’ve seen this video like ten times since the election, still cracks me up
Okay this is epic
"by the time we are done building the wall...we are gonna be the ones climbing over it"
-6 years later
still accurate
Lmao. Back in 2016 I had massive TDS and this interview really sobered me up lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
That's what Bill is refereing to at 3:37
Mike Siegler that's not what he's talking about...the Bohemian Grove is in the US, the bilderberg meetings are in different locations like it was in Dresden this year. Similar but not specifically what he's saying in this video...the fact that Conan deflects it and makes a joke out of it says it all though
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Patrik Sullivan he didn't deflect it he addressed what he said literally directly lol
viciousspew do you think he's Santa's puppet or the easter bunnies puppet? all I said is he didn't avoid the question because he actually didn't. maybe you guys watched a different video and commented here.
yep definitely
The part about the bilderberg meetings and eyes wide shut parties are 100% legit. If you haven't seen that movie. Look it up
Didnt they film it in a rothschild mansion?
yup Clintons are definitely Demonic!
what's the name of the movie? Eye wide shut?
51UM yes same mansion used in the Nolan batman films as "Wayne manor" same place
SpymanTIVC yes eyes wide shut by Stanley Kubrick. His last film, also Kubrick was said to have 20 min of additional footage...the big wigs said take it out, he said no, and Stanley ended up dead right before the red carpet premiere
But yea...eyes wide shut by Kubrick his last film
"How many trips to home depot" LMAO the dude can make laugh no matter the mood I swear. Lose my job? Watch Bill Burr. Lose my legs. Burr. Family. Burr. There will come a day when he stops and it'll probably feel like all of those losses happening all at once LOL
Somehow this keeps showing up on my feed, and somehow it’s the 5th time I’ve laughed hard at it
Conan with a genuine laugh... Are you watching this Fallon? This is what is looks like, Mr "everyone is amazing and EVERYTHING they say / do is incredible".
you're my hero
Ar No Even if his laugh is fake, he still makes his audience and guests feel good with it.
Dr. No
It's all the ambian
Dude Fallon is terrible
Love Bill Burr, kinda wish Conan hadn't brushed off the Bilderberg comment though.
Kyle Young he always does. Bill has mentioned it at least twice before.
really? damn i didnt know he ever brought it up before
better improve your Burr binging game on youtube man
Conan spoke at the bohemian grove that groups not far off from the bilderburgs
didn't want to die of natural causes
He really said, "those Eyes-Wide-Shut Parties" 😂
This aged like warm milk
Obama never made me a sandwich, but he never wanted to ban me from the country either.
Neither does Trump as long as you are not an illegal
So you are saying that you are illegal?
or gave a lot of americans what the rest of the planet has. HealthCare. lel
Rattu or muslim, or black, or a member of the opposing party.
Obama deported more illegals than the last few presidents combined.
Do your homework
Che_Borz Since when was it the American governments job to take care of Mexican citizens