Dave Chappelle Thinks OJ Simpson Might Be Chasing Him | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @netflixisajoke
    @netflixisajoke  5 лет назад +18923

    Third is our fave.
    2:17 - 2nd run-in
    5:09 - 3rd run-in
    7:40 - 4th run-in

    • @bryankeovongsa8363
      @bryankeovongsa8363 5 лет назад +482

      Netflix Is A Joke y’all in this Netflix channel is beautiful

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 5 лет назад +83

      @Horatius Regeneratione, and of course this herb will be called...
      Can-Stab-Us.
      (TM)

    • @tier3290
      @tier3290 5 лет назад +260

      That’s the most useless time stamp

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard 5 лет назад +51

      What is this click bait shit? This is old as hell and you spinned the narrative. 👎

    • @kyoko703
      @kyoko703 5 лет назад +29

      @@maybachyard "Netflix literally now is a joke." :p

  • @codediporpal
    @codediporpal 5 лет назад +58754

    He's funny, but I think a large part of his appeal is that he's a master story teller.

    • @jsamc
      @jsamc 5 лет назад +2743

      No no no. Listen to the Moth Radio hour. They're great story tellers but they aren't that funny, even when they are trying to be funny. Dave Chappelle is a comic genius PERIOD

    • @lastofthebrohicans4998
      @lastofthebrohicans4998 5 лет назад +269

      @@jsamcwas. Since he came back he doesn't have that feeling he used to. Selling out took a toll on him. He heald off for a long time.

    • @tymirra8769
      @tymirra8769 5 лет назад +192

      hes the goat of it

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 лет назад +212

      I 100% AGREE. He draws you in.

    • @pennylane9963
      @pennylane9963 5 лет назад +638

      @@lastofthebrohicans4998 How did he sell out?Have you seen his NYC show? He doesn't give a fuck about PC culture.

  • @iluvber247
    @iluvber247 5 лет назад +14111

    "Sharon, with all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards" lmfao

    • @DiegoRuiz1991
      @DiegoRuiz1991 5 лет назад +508

      NFL fans be like...

    • @Smokey-ft2bp
      @Smokey-ft2bp 5 лет назад +351

      “Ran over 11,000 yards”, well then, he deserves a pardon!

    • @slide4180
      @slide4180 5 лет назад +153

      He ran for more than that with Al Cowlings at the wheel.

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 лет назад +317

      "I still watch OJ Simpson highlights"
      -Bill Burr.......

    • @jeremyshewell2445
      @jeremyshewell2445 5 лет назад +12

      Sooooo good

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 4 года назад +10027

    "Saw my black face and correctly assumed it was me"
    Holy shit that's good

    • @Sabza015
      @Sabza015 4 года назад +47

      Yoooooo I didn't catch that

    • @SvenDzahov
      @SvenDzahov 4 года назад +205

      Dave Chappelle's best jokes are always really subtle because of how many layers they have

    • @youtubeuser84848
      @youtubeuser84848 4 года назад +15

      Ion get it

    • @Phown1337
      @Phown1337 4 года назад +411

      Gabriel Lukkes no lol, it means that OJ heard someone say his name with excitement and joy, and at that time there was no chance a white person would be excited to see him. So when he heard the excited voice call his name, and saw Dave's black face, he correctly assumed it was he who was excited to see him 😂

    • @Will41591
      @Will41591 4 года назад +53

      Andross you explained it so well and Gabriel Lukkes still doesn’t get it. Lol good try brotha

  • @RoboChris86
    @RoboChris86 9 месяцев назад +1219

    "Sorry Juice, my career is too flimsy to survive a picture with you" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Anonassassin
      @Anonassassin 7 месяцев назад +52

      Seeing how cancel culture works now. He made he right choice

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 7 месяцев назад +29

      Honestly, I think about that a lot: whose career would NOT be too flimsy to survive a picture with OJ Simpson in the early 2000’s?

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MalloryNewcombJohnny Cochran? Robert Kardashian? The rest of "The Dream Team?" I think they are the only ones whos careers OJ was good for!

    • @TheGhostOfTK
      @TheGhostOfTK 6 месяцев назад +1

      Jim Carrey is the only person whose career wouldn't get sniped for that picture 😂​@@MalloryNewcomb

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@AnonassassinI think it's a death joke...as in his wife didn't survive so his career wouldn't either.

  • @sgtsayz8636
    @sgtsayz8636 5 лет назад +6601

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, man tf up or you’re not going to make it to the end of this show” - Classic 😂😂😂

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 года назад +6

      Lol..

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 года назад +29

      SGTSayz thats him like fuck it got your money

    • @joshuabatts7812
      @joshuabatts7812 4 года назад +85

      He is straight up and non apologetic

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 4 года назад +48

      "Man up? MAN UP? TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!!" - some sjw, probably

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 4 года назад +4

      Woman up🤔

  • @edwardtang3585
    @edwardtang3585 5 лет назад +15743

    “Sorry Juice, my career is too flimsy to survive a picture with you.
    That’s the end, good night!”
    Audience cheering*
    As soon as Dave walked back to the dressing room, OJ was already in there

    • @ult7511
      @ult7511 5 лет назад +462

      That's scary haha

    • @tomconner9695
      @tomconner9695 5 лет назад +139

      Edward Tang he meant it, and was serious, but saw the humor in it!

    • @earlyman586
      @earlyman586 5 лет назад +368

      With his gloves on

    • @catherinea469
      @catherinea469 5 лет назад +13

      Edward Tang hahaha!

    • @starlandgaming6116
      @starlandgaming6116 5 лет назад +44

      @@earlyman586 that was a good one

  • @tomazvibe4042
    @tomazvibe4042 2 года назад +1636

    Love how he always takes his time, doesn't rush and lets the audience take it all in.
    That's the art of story telling.

  • @junaidmehkri
    @junaidmehkri 7 месяцев назад +440

    “With all due respect.. that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards”
    LMAO

    • @Xerxes926
      @Xerxes926 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kingcowboys2425
      @kingcowboys2425 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ColleenMacMahon
      @ColleenMacMahon 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yea who cares about the dead woman

    • @malehlohonolo8463
      @malehlohonolo8463 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ColleenMacMahonglove didn't fit so you know😂😂😂

  • @kigge3529
    @kigge3529 4 года назад +13024

    "His.. Ehm.. Soon to be slain wife!"
    KILLS ME EVERYTIME! xD

    • @austinhall3937
      @austinhall3937 4 года назад +870

      It killed her too

    • @ThrillbertMusic
      @ThrillbertMusic 4 года назад +135

      @@austinhall3937 womp wompppp

    • @DjDarkD
      @DjDarkD 4 года назад +212

      Would you say he 'murdered that line?'.

    • @leviratima8431
      @leviratima8431 4 года назад +122

      DjDarkD he certainly killed that joke

    • @cammykins5813
      @cammykins5813 4 года назад +99

      @@leviratima8431 Butchered it.

  • @Dsuperkillz
    @Dsuperkillz 5 лет назад +2585

    “I could feel murder in the room.” Kills me every time

    • @jeremyroberson2510
      @jeremyroberson2510 5 лет назад +90

      I see what you did there.

    • @justintime753
      @justintime753 5 лет назад +42

      I bet it's TRUE tho. If you can pick up energy I'm sure murder changes the soul some.

    • @chiefdenis
      @chiefdenis 5 лет назад +13

      murder tends to do that

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +4

      @Bobby Knuckles wait till you met o.j

    • @arayagarner2291
      @arayagarner2291 5 лет назад +5

      What are you stabbing at?

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill 4 года назад +8072

    This guy is a credit to his well educated parents, his natural intellect, timing, story telling ability and humor put him at the top of my list of world class comedians

    • @Mommascooking420
      @Mommascooking420 4 года назад +14

      Manny Santiago yep

    • @paddyc9653
      @paddyc9653 4 года назад +28

      Brought up in a white neighbourhood wasnt he.

    • @t.j.7789
      @t.j.7789 4 года назад +17

      Stephen Tumlin haha imagine that. a store closing just because they can.

    • @dylanboatner2931
      @dylanboatner2931 4 года назад +6

      He made the world class with his own two hands

    • @MrAnperm
      @MrAnperm 4 года назад +31

      @Stephen Tumlin Work/life balance. Not chasing dollars that you don't need.

  • @markdouglas9182
    @markdouglas9182 9 месяцев назад +145

    "Yeah goodbye Mr. Juice"
    'they're new to the game'... Best line in it!

  • @raphthaturtle9698
    @raphthaturtle9698 3 года назад +8234

    “He did that shit...” 😂
    *”I can feel murder in the room!”*

    • @halpreme009
      @halpreme009 3 года назад +41

      🤣

    • @Juugo211
      @Juugo211 3 года назад +48

      7:26

    • @phongvang5161
      @phongvang5161 3 года назад +35

      I like how they just talk shit behind Oj' back lol

    • @phongvang5161
      @phongvang5161 3 года назад +6

      @@3rtyv im just addressing my humor reaction why are you getting all in dept with it? So sensitive

    • @OlJackBurton
      @OlJackBurton 3 года назад +4

      The actual quote had the n word. Just sayin...

  • @RAS_Squints
    @RAS_Squints 3 года назад +9107

    Fun fact, Orion Pictures wanted OJ Simpson to be 'The Terminator' over Arnold, but James Cameron rejected the idea because he thought OJ wouldn't be believable as a killer🤣

    • @TheJbull40
      @TheJbull40 2 года назад +383

      Glad they didn’t go with OJ….but then again maybe Nicole would still be alive???

    • @copywrite9120
      @copywrite9120 2 года назад +451

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wasn't wrong . Ask the jury

    • @alcarbo8613
      @alcarbo8613 2 года назад +339

      I could only imagine the joke potential after the murders if O.J was the terminator

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 года назад +21

      @@alcarbo8613 it feel all wrong

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 2 года назад +72

      @@alcarbo8613 The jokes would never go away

  • @hollister2320
    @hollister2320 5 лет назад +3763

    He doesn’t just tell the stories right after another, it’s periodically throughout the special, that’s why the crowd is cheering so loud every time he mentions the times he met him....

    • @ENIGJAM
      @ENIGJAM 5 лет назад +196

      Now it makes sense. I was getting annoyed haha

    • @stedsnellings9340
      @stedsnellings9340 5 лет назад +93

      @@ENIGJAM you must've not seen this because this shit was funny

    • @ENIGJAM
      @ENIGJAM 5 лет назад +143

      @@stedsnellings9340 I didn't see the whole show no, I just watched this clip. My dumbass didn't realize this clip was a mashing of multiple clips from the show

    • @edunoeduno4980
      @edunoeduno4980 5 лет назад +5

      shut up

    • @mikeyshmurda1746
      @mikeyshmurda1746 5 лет назад +12

      Obviously.

  • @THEIDLESHOW
    @THEIDLESHOW Год назад +461

    “Santa Monicaaa” 🤣 Dave is a legend.

  • @jcb3393
    @jcb3393 5 лет назад +3995

    "Man the f*^% up, or you ain't gonna make it through this show."
    So good!

  • @ClevelandKayakCrew
    @ClevelandKayakCrew 5 лет назад +4184

    "We don't know who, did it..." 😉
    That wink had me weak 😂😂😂

    • @lacaristide
      @lacaristide 5 лет назад +12

      I swear 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 5 лет назад +3

      600th like lmao it was funny af

    • @pippo-1073
      @pippo-1073 5 лет назад +43

      Luke Stone it’s funny because it also points out that everyone knew he did it. To my knowledge they didn’t bother looking for anyone else after he was equited.

    • @Mia-840
      @Mia-840 5 лет назад +1

      PIPPO-10 🤦🏾‍♀️ he didn’t do it was already proven that a white man serial killer Glen Rogers killed her and her boyfriend you need to stop that was the work of a serial killer not a football player. Your kind amaze me with your stupidity

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      😉

  • @jacksoncooper511
    @jacksoncooper511 4 года назад +3539

    “Are you trying to get us both killed?”

    • @kkonaukko5814
      @kkonaukko5814 4 года назад +16

      Xd

    • @mduran2118
      @mduran2118 3 года назад +22

      Favorite part🤣😂

    • @Christusolus
      @Christusolus 3 года назад +3

      But why would he say that if OJ hadn't killed her yet??

    • @Loversonly98
      @Loversonly98 3 года назад +46

      @@Christusolus because it was a joke lol

    • @Firstname_Surname
      @Firstname_Surname 3 года назад +4

      The girl in the back was not happy to hear that

  • @lakemasterex7582
    @lakemasterex7582 7 месяцев назад +3396

    Who’s here after OJ died? 😂

    • @rohndamaynes236
      @rohndamaynes236 7 месяцев назад +23

      🙌

    • @israelvasquez1652
      @israelvasquez1652 7 месяцев назад +11

      😅

    • @Rudergr
      @Rudergr 7 месяцев назад +109

      21 minutes bro you were at the hospital weren't you 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jtrocker9976
      @jtrocker9976 7 месяцев назад +22

      Was about to say the same shit. 😂

    • @thevictoroba
      @thevictoroba 7 месяцев назад +27

      That’s why I came here again 😂

  • @spjr99
    @spjr99 3 года назад +4524

    "Sharon, with all due respect that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards." Sent me

    • @bigverybadtom
      @bigverybadtom 3 года назад +61

      Even then you can only get away with so much. Ask Pete Rose.

    • @Matty.Hill_87
      @Matty.Hill_87 3 года назад +62

      I was crying at that point 😂

    • @isabelizzy9130
      @isabelizzy9130 3 года назад +137

      And was acquitted..the glove did not fit😆😅

    • @mr.z9309
      @mr.z9309 3 года назад +70

      @@isabelizzy9130 “he did that shit.”😂

    • @jessem7556
      @jessem7556 2 года назад +22

      I Love OJ!!! GO OJ !!

  • @Kempstertainment
    @Kempstertainment 4 года назад +5120

    “Im just keepin it real man. Ive done commercials for coke, And pepsi. Cant even tell the difference. Surprise! All i know is...pepsi paid me most recently, so...tastes better” -DC

    • @LibertadCreativaCanal
      @LibertadCreativaCanal 4 года назад +58

      Classic!!!

    • @eriklakeland3857
      @eriklakeland3857 4 года назад +80

      That's from my all time favorite Chappelle special, For What It's Worth. The last half hour-40min of that special is haymaker after haymaker.

    • @anthonydeshaun6326
      @anthonydeshaun6326 3 года назад +25

      @@eriklakeland3857 Yeah that’s what I love about Dave’s stand up, he can feel the energy of a room and then you’re in his world and he’s going to have you dying laughing until his last word!

    • @Eric-km9ip
      @Eric-km9ip 3 года назад +4

      @@eriklakeland3857 which special is it? Want to binge watch his shows

    • @Smoshylife
      @Smoshylife 3 года назад +14

      My reflex’s went to Daniel Cormier when I read DC

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 года назад +4206

    I will never get over the way he says "the Juice."

    • @RalphieMuskinyaar
      @RalphieMuskinyaar 4 года назад +125

      And juicy smulliay

    • @The843legendz
      @The843legendz 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @dfdsdfndfsuf3895
      @dfdsdfndfsuf3895 3 года назад +23

      If Dave wasn’t a comedian he’d be a great author

    • @kimpham8012
      @kimpham8012 3 года назад +11

      Only OGs who watched the old school Dave will understand the Juice jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ah man/ too good

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 года назад +6

      He says it with such reverence.

  • @Rudergr
    @Rudergr 7 месяцев назад +360

    I know OJ lookin up at us right now enjoying this 🕊️

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 7 месяцев назад +50

      I love the way you worded that. 💀

    • @bandaid.bandit
      @bandaid.bandit 7 месяцев назад +51

      Looking up at us is diabolical 😭

    • @IXVIMAN
      @IXVIMAN 7 месяцев назад +7

      💀

    • @SunRayzzz
      @SunRayzzz 7 месяцев назад +4

      😭

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 7 месяцев назад +5

      Screaming* up at us. Shoutout to George Carlin.

  • @TT-dg8kw
    @TT-dg8kw 5 лет назад +10049

    GO ITALY! GO ITALY! GO ITALY! ITS NOT COMING HOME🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

    • @jamesfullwood7788
      @jamesfullwood7788 5 лет назад +101

      Went over my head....

    • @chrisvthe122
      @chrisvthe122 5 лет назад +25

      How so please explain

    • @soapithanvadivel4732
      @soapithanvadivel4732 5 лет назад +396

      @@chrisvthe122 cuz all white people hate him since he's basically the only black man that got acquitted for something he may/may not have done, so no one else would have called out for him other than another black guy lmao

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 лет назад +11

      Awww they don't understand....please explain...and that went over my head is the real humor to not really understanding anything...its beginning of a great future if these two comments continue to be truly expressed....

    • @janisstrazdins3367
      @janisstrazdins3367 5 лет назад +29

      @@chrisvthe122 I assume that's all blacks look asame joke

  • @kevinniland6818
    @kevinniland6818 5 лет назад +3395

    "We don't know who did it.."
    *exaggerated wink*
    "...but it happened"
    lmao

    • @gregsboner1773
      @gregsboner1773 4 года назад +71

      HE SAID IT AND YOU WROTE IT DOWN. OH MY GOD. PURE GENIUS. ITS FUNNY AGAIN BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT DOWN. AGAIN. GENIUS.

    • @mechachrist
      @mechachrist 4 года назад +46

      Would you be more appreciative if he'd used all caps? That seems to be how you measure the value of statements.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 года назад +17

      @@gregsboner1773 damn Greg must be fucking rn cause you seem real excited.

    • @c_f0rce
      @c_f0rce 4 года назад +6

      @@gregsboner1773 imagine being triggered over a comment

    • @roundedges2
      @roundedges2 4 года назад +2

      Yea murder and I guess, getting away with it? wink-wink -is funny. To a sick-low-life psychopathic person, yes. Laughing your ass off? Hahaha? Good god almty forgive you. Losing my faith in humanity. No I’m not white-as if that mattered.

  • @akw9606
    @akw9606 4 года назад +1362

    Dude's mannerisms are the highlight of his career. He tells a joke like a story but many comedians do that. He can make you laugh just from his jerkiness and mannerisms, pauses, timing, etc. His timing is unreal it's so spot on.

    • @thomasbayles8203
      @thomasbayles8203 3 года назад +5

      He does a great O.J.

    • @nandalallutchmansingh9675
      @nandalallutchmansingh9675 2 года назад +5

      @@thomasbayles8203 Definitely. It's the whole package and presentation. I miss the quality of his voice from his younger days when he'd hit those high-pitches.

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky 2 года назад +4

      He is a fantastic public speaker. I keep watching his videos hoping to pick up on his delivery and cadence. Dave and Carlin are the masters of speech craft.

    • @carpe_poon5761
      @carpe_poon5761 2 года назад +2

      He emphasizes suspense to make his jokes more dramatic. It's all about the build up and delivery. If he just cake out and said that all in a row it wouldn't get much of a reaction

    • @dudejrryan
      @dudejrryan 2 года назад +1

      The greats can make you laugh sometimes without speaking a word. Rodney Dangerfield had it too.

  • @EsteemedReptile
    @EsteemedReptile 7 месяцев назад +19

    You know Dave is enjoying himself when he stunbles back and drops his mic to his leg.

  • @clutch1141
    @clutch1141 5 лет назад +3046

    Chappelle has always been a master at saying what everyone is thinking, but doesn't say

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 5 лет назад +6

      what does this comment mean? i’m so confused

    • @wiscomitch3412
      @wiscomitch3412 5 лет назад +3

      That’s what all the greatest comedians do.

    • @SoggySardineSlapper
      @SoggySardineSlapper 5 лет назад +5

      Literally everyone says that OJ is a murderer

    • @Sherm33
      @Sherm33 5 лет назад +17

      IV Ltd It’s crazy cause I just saw a video where liberals were coming after him for making “transphobic” jokes. The truth is idiots on both sides love when people like Dave make fun of other people but can’t take the heat once he targets them. Everyone needs to learn how to laugh at themselves.

    • @profshad3429
      @profshad3429 4 года назад +1

      That's what comedians do

  • @83rleroy
    @83rleroy 4 года назад +5342

    Listening to him speak of his encounters with OJ is literally like reading a book. His grammar, vocabulary, and even his cadence sounds novelistic. Not sure if there’s anyone else that can tell a story like Dave Chapelle.

    • @parhamkanth5676
      @parhamkanth5676 3 года назад +3

      Try Ed Bolian from vinwiki

    • @lovepaws9771
      @lovepaws9771 3 года назад +58

      Charlie Murphy, sadly he is deceased. His stories of Prince and Rick James are hilarious.

    • @thenostalgicsidekick3076
      @thenostalgicsidekick3076 3 года назад +15

      Morgan Freeman

    • @samcaraballo6218
      @samcaraballo6218 3 года назад +10

      No Richard my brother there is not he is the one and only Dave Chappelle.

    • @mowgaz3439
      @mowgaz3439 3 года назад +7

      Gabriel Iglesias can do that

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 5 лет назад +1288

    She hugged me and I whispered, ”***** are you trying to get us killed?"😂😂😂 omg Dave

  • @iggykad
    @iggykad Год назад +202

    i swear to god “soon-to-be-slain wife” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard lmfao it never fails to make me lose my shit

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 7 месяцев назад +1

      Swear to whom?

    • @SuperDave-hu4cu
      @SuperDave-hu4cu 6 месяцев назад

      For Future reference , never swear to God or put On God (absolutely anything) not concerning ( A Sacrad Oath or Covenant 😇😇😇✝️🛐⚛️🕉✡️☪️☦️

    • @SuperDave-hu4cu
      @SuperDave-hu4cu 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@macethorns1168Should've explained why not to swear to God concerning nothing that isn't about Sacrad Oaths or Covenants!!!

  • @idrisstackhouse4743
    @idrisstackhouse4743 4 года назад +1841

    Dave is great because he’ll lead a joke with a deep history lesson or story, that engages you, but then hit with a joke that catches you off guard. He’s a storyteller.

    • @LivinhItUp
      @LivinhItUp 3 года назад +33

      Dave also pulls "comedic magic tricks" on you. He told virtually the same joke in 4 different ways and also progressed the relationship he had with OJ with each one.

    • @Harcorwrestler
      @Harcorwrestler Год назад +2

      @@LivinhItUp adding to that, his set up was amazing. He built the anticipation of telling the audience four stories, then inserting the stories at the most unexpected time. The applause got bigger each time right before telling each encounter. And the last story was an encore. Just genius.

    • @HisokaXTv
      @HisokaXTv Год назад +2

      Master of his craft

    • @Myse-22m
      @Myse-22m Год назад

      And it’s great

    • @Neillybob63
      @Neillybob63 10 месяцев назад

      That style you describe is a complete ripoff (homage?) of his good pal, Norm McDonald, the master of the 'long drawn out story before the punchline'.... check out Norm's joke 'the moth' to see what I'm talking about....

  • @T1J
    @T1J 3 года назад +5546

    go watch this full unedited special. he weaves these stories into the special masterfully.

    • @destinverdejo7969
      @destinverdejo7969 3 года назад +23

      Ur the goat !!!! Love ur content

    • @thomasgoldsmith8934
      @thomasgoldsmith8934 3 года назад +18

      What's the name of this special

    • @sarahshoyoye8497
      @sarahshoyoye8497 3 года назад +15

      @@thomasgoldsmith8934 I forgot the name but it’s on Netflix 😀

    • @danielstepanov2599
      @danielstepanov2599 3 года назад +27

      @@thomasgoldsmith8934 “the age of spin” I guess? It’s in the description

    • @boxman7044
      @boxman7044 3 года назад +8

      Thank you kindly for the recommendation

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад +2037

    “I can feel the murder in the room”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonyelke4207
      @tonyelke4207 5 лет назад +14

      Right?! I about fuckin died!😂😂😂😂😂LMFAO!!!

    • @taylor860gang
      @taylor860gang 5 лет назад

      @@tonyelke4207 this isn't a new episode it's old right?!?!

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 5 лет назад +10

      I can feel your anger

    • @aabb3340
      @aabb3340 5 лет назад +5

      Necessary comment: Dave Chappelle! Dave Chappelle is hilarious! I love Dave Chappelle! ... That is all.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 года назад +40

    His delivery on "That n**** did that shit" was perfect.

  • @williamfrisby6270
    @williamfrisby6270 3 года назад +1477

    “You got some vans on?” Jesus Christ, ouch 😂😂😂 this shit made me cry

    • @williegriffeyjr8668
      @williegriffeyjr8668 3 года назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @gary_cairns
      @gary_cairns 3 года назад +11

      That comment took me out! 😂😂😂

    • @chrisrace744
      @chrisrace744 3 года назад +6

      Why? Whats wrong with Vans? I don't get it.

    • @kaxerrr
      @kaxerrr 3 года назад +51

      @@chrisrace744 i think its because he yelled santa monica and he was black so of course he gonna have vans on

    • @kaxerrr
      @kaxerrr 3 года назад +8

      @@chrisrace744 nothing wrong with vans tho

  • @jaybethatdude
    @jaybethatdude 5 лет назад +5061

    Anyone other than me miss that iconic high pitched Dave Chappelle voice? And when he used to yell random shit lol.

    • @Nicholasville-y2b
      @Nicholasville-y2b 5 лет назад +251

      I miss the old Dave so much😭

    • @rain01010
      @rain01010 5 лет назад +474

      Yeah hah. Hes still funny af but now he smokes like a chimney and bulked up.

    • @jaybethatdude
      @jaybethatdude 5 лет назад +151

      @@Nicholasville-y2b i feel you, watching eps of the Chappelle show, and dude's voice cracks me up everytime. He was full of energy, the shit he would do back then, i don't see him doing now..

    • @jaybethatdude
      @jaybethatdude 5 лет назад +88

      @@rain01010 i agree, but he doesn't have that high pitch screetch in his voice, that's what always stood out to me.

    • @Godluvnherbalist83
      @Godluvnherbalist83 5 лет назад +135

      Maaaaaaaaaan meeee tooooo like that voice was one of a kind. It made the jokes funnier.

  • @BrutusJrThe3rd
    @BrutusJrThe3rd 3 года назад +1698

    "With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards." Bruh, I rarely laugh out loud, but that shit had me crying. 😭

    • @tnakatak
      @tnakatak 3 года назад +78

      Funny because its true. Most people don't even know he's one of the best running backs of all time.

    • @Fish-ns5ny
      @Fish-ns5ny 3 года назад +12

      @@tnakatak that’s literally why the case became famous dumbass 😭

    • @idkwhattonamemyacxount88
      @idkwhattonamemyacxount88 3 года назад +3

      @@Fish-ns5ny looooool

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 3 года назад +5

      @@Fish-ns5ny only to american audience

    • @Fish-ns5ny
      @Fish-ns5ny 3 года назад +19

      @@jmgonzales7701 the OJ case wasn’t some worldwide event you know? It’s more comparable to a tv series.

  • @RalphieMuskinyaar
    @RalphieMuskinyaar 2 года назад +50

    For me. There will never be a better comedian. Chappelle brings true joy to my life with his comedy and storytelling.

  • @nickkaragiannis1021
    @nickkaragiannis1021 5 лет назад +2620

    Dave Chappelle is a gift to humanity

    • @KZ.7160
      @KZ.7160 5 лет назад +7

      Nick Karagiannis 💯

    • @alyslesafranks261
      @alyslesafranks261 5 лет назад +4

      He sure is...

    • @speaktruth3425
      @speaktruth3425 5 лет назад +13

      That's a clone

    • @shweet12
      @shweet12 5 лет назад +10

      edgar flores Stop it bro please lol. He's just older lol

    • @DarkEliteEric
      @DarkEliteEric 5 лет назад +6

      He really is. It took some people 11 years away to get there but I've been riding with Dave since I saw Half Baked.

  • @cryptekwizard8336
    @cryptekwizard8336 5 лет назад +509

    Dave has honed his craft so well, that not only does he make this look effortless...he makes it look comfortable. Cheers Dave.

    • @luckyhazard156
      @luckyhazard156 5 лет назад +5

      I know right? its so good that the ending he played it so well! Leave the crowd in a standing ovation keep em there and leave em like that again in Spacktacular fashion

    • @cryptekwizard8336
      @cryptekwizard8336 5 лет назад +9

      @The TacomaKid - Your weak ass, sour milk snark REALLY disappointed us. Now shooo...🌬💨

    • @luckyhazard156
      @luckyhazard156 5 лет назад +2

      @The TacomaKid Its Dave Chapelle the man delivers quality comedy not disappointment

    • @jeremynothing
      @jeremynothing 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking that the whole time. Personality beyond profession.

  • @Amvndah
    @Amvndah 4 года назад +3012

    Imagine he opens his next special with “The 5TH TIME I MET OJ SIMPSON”

    • @sherrillraymond7595
      @sherrillraymond7595 3 года назад +19

      Lol fr

    • @yougood809
      @yougood809 3 года назад +7

      @@Heretical lol nice one

    • @jadedpdx
      @jadedpdx 3 года назад +3

      *tale

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 3 года назад +3

      "He was mad & bristling as hell! Mubling something about wantn' his memorabilia back I think?"

    • @Gunn27
      @Gunn27 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Do you also post on social media about the hilarity of other innocent women being beaten and murdered by their husbands? 🤔
      Thought not.

  • @matthewede7282
    @matthewede7282 2 года назад +44

    He saw my black face, and correctly assumed it was me. PERFECT Mr. Chappelle you're a master of your art

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад +1728

    I look at the audience as he is telling the stories how interested they into it, He is a master story teller. Dave Chappelle you're the man.(January 12,2020).

    • @insight948
      @insight948 4 года назад +43

      The date is on the comment lol

    • @deantait8326
      @deantait8326 4 года назад +10

      Have you seen the Chappell show, where's he's blind and a kkk member. Hilarious.

    • @freddiemontanez8461
      @freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад +6

      @@deantait8326 yes. I seen it years ago on Comedy Central and last month here on RUclips.

    • @VK-pk8uz
      @VK-pk8uz 4 года назад +14

      Thanks for timestamping your comment, man. Couldn't have lived on without it.

    • @Nikp117
      @Nikp117 4 года назад +37

      This nigga signed off with the date like an old timey letter lmao
      "Dearest RUclips comment section, I hope this correspondence reaches you in good faith..." head ass

  • @krazykash9758
    @krazykash9758 5 лет назад +2393

    This man said his career too flimsy to survive a pic with O.j 😭😭😭

    • @michellegreen2994
      @michellegreen2994 5 лет назад +25

      But it was said in a funny way.😁😁😁

    • @krazykash9758
      @krazykash9758 5 лет назад +19

      @@michellegreen2994 Hilarious way😂

    • @mellymel5980
      @mellymel5980 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +5

      True

    • @supabiscuit
      @supabiscuit 5 лет назад +33

      After pissing off the sjw's I think he's back for good. One of his smartest moves yet.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 года назад +960

    “I was the only black person in the restaurant. And in the 90s that felt very uncomfortable. Now, I tend to enjoy it at this age” 😂

    • @edwinreyes6238
      @edwinreyes6238 2 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @JLH0714
      @JLH0714 Год назад +29

      Its those kinds of things I always chuckle and want to ask, how do you think it would feel to be the only white person in a room full of black people? Which one do you think would be in more danger? Food for thought.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 Год назад +4

      ​@@JLH0714which one do you think?

    • @JLH0714
      @JLH0714 Год назад +12

      @@cynthiaholland13 you tell me. Roll yourself up in the hood and see

    • @nanashi7779
      @nanashi7779 Год назад +25

      ​@@JLH0714 I can taste the salt in your tears from through the screen 😂

  • @KeenPlus
    @KeenPlus 7 месяцев назад +94

    Well, at least OJ can finally rest in peace today knowing his wife's killer is dead.

    • @pedrotrejo8118
      @pedrotrejo8118 6 месяцев назад

      Objection your Honor! 🙄
      🥸... sustained..

  • @jasongooden917
    @jasongooden917 5 лет назад +1674

    Comédiens with no filters are the best comedians.

    • @krystalharris1259
      @krystalharris1259 5 лет назад +20

      When they do it with class

    • @dreray4077
      @dreray4077 5 лет назад

      @@krystalharris1259 ...................................

    • @krystalharris1259
      @krystalharris1259 5 лет назад +7

      @@dreray4077 you had a question?

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat 5 лет назад

      Comedians in Broncos getting coffee filters.

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 5 лет назад +1

      And there it is. Whats considered classy can easily change.

  • @seanharris7404
    @seanharris7404 5 лет назад +436

    Dave might be the greatest story teller of our time. Dude is brilliant.

    • @baptismking7314
      @baptismking7314 5 лет назад +1

      checkout ali sidiq(Mexican got on boot) you are welcome

    • @segura9
      @segura9 5 лет назад +1

      Right up there with Louis CK and Pryor.

    • @baptismking7314
      @baptismking7314 5 лет назад

      @@segura9 check out joey coco diaz on jre podcast

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 5 лет назад

      Dave Chappelle and Pete Rose. Watch Jim Day interviews with Pete Rose, baseball fan or not he can tell some amazing stories.

    • @kabelo6415
      @kabelo6415 5 лет назад +1

      @@baptismking7314 bruh that guy's story and facial expressions were on point... Ali Siddiq

  • @BostonMBrand
    @BostonMBrand 4 года назад +914

    The way Chappelle talks about OJ reminds me of someone recounting their run in with a urban legend or a folk hero. It’s like OJ is some sort of demon that just appears before Chappelle at random moments, only to disappear moments later.

    • @madvillaintree4909
      @madvillaintree4909 3 года назад +29

      Creepy shit to think about

    • @zinoma
      @zinoma 3 года назад +10

      La chupacabraaaaaaa!!!!!

    • @visicircle
      @visicircle 3 года назад +7

      It's like a cracked-out Elvis sighting.

    • @TacticalGamingNetwork
      @TacticalGamingNetwork 3 года назад +4

      @@zinoma *queue X Files music*

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 7 месяцев назад

      That is the perfect way to describe it. It’s like we are also getting to see how the forces at work in Dave and Simpson’s life shape the interaction they had. In a world of 7 billion people, and the one person that can’t stop popping up in Dave’s life. And each encounter gets weirder and weirder

  • @smoothpicker
    @smoothpicker 2 года назад +57

    Dave has a phenomenal ability to captivate an audience with his masterful storytelling and then hit you with some of the funniest shit you've ever heard in your life!!

  • @mthethelelimndawe8001
    @mthethelelimndawe8001 5 лет назад +1598

    "That murderer ran for over 11 000 yards"
    That's the juice y'all

  • @feelingangellocsin1093
    @feelingangellocsin1093 4 года назад +705

    Thank you Dave Chappelle for donating 1 million pesos for the victim of Volcanic eruption in the Philippines. Bless your heart, man. More sold out shows to come.

  • @edwardlong3904
    @edwardlong3904 5 лет назад +1602

    "Doesn't it bring back good memories?"
    Almost no one got that, and almost no one realizes how much courage it took for him to say that.

    • @hodanbille
      @hodanbille 5 лет назад +9

      Edward Long You’re funny! 😂😂

    • @luvinmysailor
      @luvinmysailor 4 года назад +33

      I assumed he meant the time Oj killed nicole.

    • @JSuper7
      @JSuper7 4 года назад +510

      @@luvinmysailor He did, the "Trial of the Century" Good memories because during the trial, every white person was bonded in the fact he was guilty.
      After the trial, minorities celebrated that the justice system was finally shown to work in their favor as well. (Dave references this in another special, where he says people may have "Celebrated just a little too hard."
      So the courage is pointing out how a potential murderer got off on a technicality, and an entire culture of people who were excited that another culture was pissed because they finally lost at something the other culture had never won.

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 4 года назад +10

      J absolutely true

    • @yulfahrioramdhani2022
      @yulfahrioramdhani2022 4 года назад +12

      it's a sarcasm

  • @sac_ap1
    @sac_ap1 7 месяцев назад +46

    Once I heard OJ passed I heard Dave Chappelle's voice saying "He did that shit"

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 7 месяцев назад +1

      I mean it was going to happen some day. But i love that’s how your mind works 😂

    • @Xerxes926
      @Xerxes926 7 месяцев назад

      I respect that. you think differently.😂

  • @headlight31
    @headlight31 3 года назад +987

    “We don’t know who did it 😉...but we know what happened.”
    🤣

    • @seeleygirl6178
      @seeleygirl6178 3 года назад +4

      I know who did it. And so does everyone with a brain. 😉

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 3 года назад +29

      @@seeleygirl6178 it's a joke. "We don't know who did it" is what OJ Simpson said for years. And that was the result of the trial as he was acquitted. "But we know what happened." Is referencing the fact that he obviously killed her.

    • @shikharashish4839
      @shikharashish4839 3 года назад +6

      @@spjr99 I mean he was acquitted because his defense somehow convinced the judges that police planted the fake evidence against simpson because he's black and black members of jury gone mad and acquitted him.

    • @BigRamifications
      @BigRamifications 2 года назад +1

      @@seeleygirl6178 Juicy Smollier.

    • @Laurennohill
      @Laurennohill 2 месяца назад

      @@seeleygirl6178he didn’t do it lol

  • @rolandkloka
    @rolandkloka 5 лет назад +933

    "Seeing me and Tucker at the same time, was like seeing Bigfoot riding a unicorn" best one... And so true

    • @khoajin
      @khoajin 5 лет назад +12

      Youre not even quoting the right words lmao, but its okay i forgive you

    • @rolandkloka
      @rolandkloka 5 лет назад +32

      @@khoajin I was pretty high and surprised that I wrote anything 🤣

    • @Hussein-cf1rf
      @Hussein-cf1rf 5 лет назад +7

      @@rolandkloka You're a survivor.

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 5 лет назад +2

      What happened to Chris Tucker at that time?

    • @robincorprew9007
      @robincorprew9007 5 лет назад +3

      @@michaelj6392 they both visited Africa but not at the same time

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 4 года назад +494

    Doing the "fourth time" as part of his encore is one of the smartest "callback jokes" I've ever seen in comedy. This guy's a genius.

    • @hbkizzy
      @hbkizzy 3 года назад +25

      Another one of my favorites was his “So I Kicked Her In The Pussy” Joke. He started off the stand up with that joke and waited until the end when the crowd focus was shifted he brought it back full circle. Absolutely Comedic Genius

    • @logan3917
      @logan3917 3 года назад

      @@hbkizzy it was a great joke but that’s not exactly how it went down, he gave the setup and then the punchline came a few minutes later. definitely not a whole show callback thing

  • @BadDad01
    @BadDad01 Год назад +40

    "I can feel like... murder in the room" 🤣

  • @rpmfreak9150
    @rpmfreak9150 5 лет назад +2785

    Sorry juice my careers too flimsy to survive a picture with you.😂😂😂😂☠️😇

    • @televisedrecords5807
      @televisedrecords5807 5 лет назад

      Popie ruclips.net/video/JjpYH-FtLy0/видео.html you’ll love aquarium ! Much love !

    • @PlanetRockJesus
      @PlanetRockJesus 5 лет назад +5

      I know. I love that exit.

    • @funnybleepbloopthing
      @funnybleepbloopthing 5 лет назад +11

      Televised Records why the fuck do you think we want to see your trash ass music. Put it up on SoundCloud and stop spamming the shit.

    • @logandelarge9121
      @logandelarge9121 5 лет назад +22

      momo I think its to express you favorite moment of the video or the part that caught your interest the most 🤷🏻‍♂️ why’s a comment gotta be some deep insight into the stand up, in the end does it affect you? Why do you go through and read the comments rather than watching the video you came to watch? 👌🏻

    • @myg5465
      @myg5465 5 лет назад +7

      I think it's brilliant that 10+ years later Dave is at a point in he's career in which he can cover 10 min of a set, to tell a 4 part story of OJ Simpson and make it epic.

  • @Poopdeck1015
    @Poopdeck1015 2 года назад +527

    Dave is a great story teller, and a master comedian. But his genius is in timing. He doesn’t roll off joke after joke like most comedians, he maximises their energy through a mixture of different narrative styles. It’s truly incredible!

    • @GreenRiver72
      @GreenRiver72 Год назад +13

      Yup, and sometimes the funniest thing he says is laid out casually amid the story "...that murderer ran for over eleven thousand yards." LOL

  • @musawenkosisibanda7660
    @musawenkosisibanda7660 5 лет назад +1221

    his soon to be slain wife....cold but funny as hell 😭 😭 😭 😭

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 5 лет назад +38

      The "Man the fuck up" part was the funny part.

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 лет назад +54

      “Bitch are you tryna get us both killed?”

    • @fromnothingalegend
      @fromnothingalegend 5 лет назад +7

      only Dave Chappelle can escape with this line in front a crowd of white folks... they love this guy and I can't understand the infatuation... they don't even love Lebron as they love Dave hahaha

    • @brandonfj5811
      @brandonfj5811 5 лет назад +2

      @@fromnothingalegend I mean it's not just white ppl he has love coming from the black community

    • @rogregg29445
      @rogregg29445 5 лет назад +7

      jay czar as a white dude I love Dave because he tells it like it is and doesn’t give a fuck about the consequences

  • @Captainafrica289
    @Captainafrica289 7 месяцев назад +46

    So we all here now huh? 😂

    • @curlybill3666
      @curlybill3666 6 месяцев назад

      Glove didn't fit but the cancer did

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +1740

    This brings me back to fifth grade when our teacher said "No homework today because we are going to watch the OJ Simpson trial."
    I was like "Who the hell is OJ Simpson?"

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 5 лет назад +160

      Rafael Trivino You got me with your picture. I was like “this guy was in the 5th grade during the OJ trial? Was he held back 54 times?!”

    • @SheisB515
      @SheisB515 5 лет назад +21

      @@daerdevvyl4314 lmaooo you beat me to it!!

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +46

      That made me laugh way to hard. The picture I have is of Sean Connery in the movie Medicine Man. I look more like Sylvester Stallone in his early days.

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc 5 лет назад +9

      @@rafaeltrivino1790 Silvester Stallone like 90 years old now bruh Lmao

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +30

      When I say early days I mean in his 20's. What does early mean to you?

  • @jjgravante
    @jjgravante 5 лет назад +643

    No one tells a story like Dave Chappelle

    • @SinclairDocumentaries
      @SinclairDocumentaries 5 лет назад +5

      You havent heard my mom

    • @LadyDuchess
      @LadyDuchess 5 лет назад +7

      CHARLIE MURPHY! 💡

    • @cicibingham6217
      @cicibingham6217 5 лет назад +1

      The Glenn Beck show just called Cappelle a legend. I wholeheartedly agree with his humor, that is so well thought out.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 лет назад +1

      Martin Short and David Spade are 2 that come to mind. Most stand up comedians are pretty good with set up stories.

    • @meganega123
      @meganega123 5 лет назад +1

      What about Charlie Murphy?

  • @NeilAloha
    @NeilAloha 7 месяцев назад +31

    He did that shit

  • @Outlier68
    @Outlier68 2 года назад +807

    Timing, delivery, content and ability to connect with his audience. Dave has it all.

    • @keechiekee8318
      @keechiekee8318 2 года назад +2

      There it go. Well said👏

    • @ecinaz
      @ecinaz 2 года назад +2

      His timing is impeccable.

    • @charaznable8072
      @charaznable8072 Год назад +1

      Bro that eye wink killed me

    • @CastorRabbit
      @CastorRabbit Год назад

      He even has a cigarette when he doesn't

  • @FarmerFpv
    @FarmerFpv 3 года назад +3663

    They already killed late-night comedy. This man needs to be protected at all costs! Best comedian to have ever walked on this planet.

    • @jackmarino2786
      @jackmarino2786 3 года назад +25

      That’s damn right man!

    • @petertosh4748
      @petertosh4748 3 года назад +31

      Word. He is the only hope we have

    • @revelations18-4
      @revelations18-4 3 года назад +55

      Cancel cancel culture

    • @Russeljfinch
      @Russeljfinch 3 года назад +25

      Why would people try and destroy Dave ? Fantastic comedian & humanitarian

    • @Matty.Hill_87
      @Matty.Hill_87 3 года назад +6

      Facts

  • @TeddyVerseti1
    @TeddyVerseti1 5 лет назад +901

    "Sharon...with all due respect...that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards."

  • @edwardhannah8507
    @edwardhannah8507 7 месяцев назад +27

    You know why you're back here.

  • @NewbeYAHtheVFG
    @NewbeYAHtheVFG 4 года назад +568

    😂😂 “My career is too flimsy to survive a picture with YOU!”

  • @stelina3339
    @stelina3339 5 лет назад +629

    Saw my black face and correctly assumed it was me lol

  • @medfoto1
    @medfoto1 5 лет назад +592

    I love Dave Chappelle and I'm glad he's back.

    • @SinclairDocumentaries
      @SinclairDocumentaries 5 лет назад +33

      I'm glad he's black too

    • @Stretchdiazz
      @Stretchdiazz 5 лет назад +7

      @@SinclairDocumentaries Yeah, Or else they would've called him racist.

    • @jack7234
      @jack7234 5 лет назад +2

      @@Stretchdiazz look at the old Dave Shappelle when did he become a body builder

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 лет назад +1

      He's been back for a while brother

    • @positivevibes5364
      @positivevibes5364 5 лет назад

      Me too!

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +52

    Dave truly is one of the greatest comedians of all time. It’s a pleasure to know it while it’s happening.

  • @josealvarez1348
    @josealvarez1348 4 года назад +474

    "With all due respect ,That murderer ran for over 11,000 yards" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @taivo1172
      @taivo1172 3 года назад +3

      Can you explain this joke?

    • @0hibiscus0
      @0hibiscus0 3 года назад +20

      @@taivo1172 OJ used to play in the NFL. A great player but you know the rest of his career after thag

    • @AlexSmith-zy7lj
      @AlexSmith-zy7lj 3 года назад +16

      @@taivo1172 He was also saying that it's a murderer he couldn't outrun... so why aggravate or embarrass that murderer?

    • @sadclown285
      @sadclown285 3 года назад +1

      Weaaakkkk

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад +3

      @@taivo1172 OJ used to be one of the NFL’s all time leading rushers. When he retired he was 2nd all time behind the great Jim Brown.

  • @skrynnskrylla3897
    @skrynnskrylla3897 5 лет назад +790

    "And OJ was already in there!!!" 😂😂😂 I'm dead bruh!!

    • @morpheus232001
      @morpheus232001 5 лет назад +18

      "I was scared..." 😄😄

    • @RegReg02
      @RegReg02 5 лет назад +5

      youre not the only one who's dead 😉😉

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 5 лет назад +4

      OJ has shadowstep confirmed

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 лет назад +3

      Most of us would have wet ourselves lol

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 5 лет назад +3

      It's like Jason vorhees teleporting

  • @lienphalchung
    @lienphalchung 2 года назад +253

    "My career is too flimsy to survive a picture with you"...gets me everytime. 😂

  • @demonx3432
    @demonx3432 7 месяцев назад +13

    R.I.P O.J. Simpson....He definitely did that shit

  • @jamesdooling4139
    @jamesdooling4139 5 лет назад +263

    I grew up a Richard Pryor listener. We had every record. I still have a copy of every movie.
    Chappelle is the next best thing.

    • @Pluto-kk6pd
      @Pluto-kk6pd 5 лет назад +7

      Richard Pryor is king of comedy

    • @gomse24
      @gomse24 5 лет назад +11

      Chapelle been this funny for a long time. I advice watching his old stand ups

    • @glassontherocks
      @glassontherocks 5 лет назад

      I was saying the same about him and got censored... go figure...

    • @funnyanimalshorts643
      @funnyanimalshorts643 5 лет назад

      my parents had 2 of them. They wouldn't let me listen to them. I did anyway.

    • @thalastpoet
      @thalastpoet 5 лет назад +1

      After nailing all these Netflix specials, I wholeheartedly agree

  • @jaimerodriguez4391
    @jaimerodriguez4391 5 лет назад +1276

    U can tell the muscle memory with his right hand for smoking for many yrs . Keeps putting his hand up to his mouth after a punch line .

    • @blaccwolf
      @blaccwolf 4 года назад +64

      Jaime Rodriguez well said Jaime, you have a very keen eye, I noticed it as well.. but I wonder if that’s not the end of that story, because Redd Foxx did the exact same thing, and comedians damn near perfectly and flawlessly imitate their idols... just saying...

    • @norapeace6526
      @norapeace6526 4 года назад +2

      Drew Carey has it bad too

    • @wisdomofwudon3656
      @wisdomofwudon3656 4 года назад +5

      Blacc Wolf Haha you’re right, seems like the way Dave would respond...😂🔍

    • @Rapidbeatsofficial
      @Rapidbeatsofficial 4 года назад +2

      Yeah seems right

    • @kabelomakhaya1192
      @kabelomakhaya1192 4 года назад +17

      Muscle memory is an insane thing 😳

  • @TheLamiNelson
    @TheLamiNelson 5 лет назад +592

    The "that n**** did that shit" part killed me

    • @naserjwz
      @naserjwz 5 лет назад +4

      Lami Nelson ikr

    • @bubbylee5648
      @bubbylee5648 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao right? 🤣

    • @bigboom9624
      @bigboom9624 5 лет назад +10

      Lmao that’s just how black people is even if he was innocent

    • @lamadesurvivor5216
      @lamadesurvivor5216 5 лет назад +3

      Hell yea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xDarkPx
      @xDarkPx 5 лет назад +3

      Me too omfg!!!😂😂😂

  • @ThatGuyNicho
    @ThatGuyNicho 7 месяцев назад +12

    "Bitch, are you trying to get us both killed?!" 😂😅 This is why Dave is the GOAT (alongside Bill Burr and Norm, god rest his soul)

    • @andrewsmith3257
      @andrewsmith3257 7 месяцев назад

      GOAT? Nah Richard Pryor is the GOAT Dave is nice though

    • @shonebiswana4423
      @shonebiswana4423 5 месяцев назад

      Have you seen Ms. Pat's special? She is amazing!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 5 месяцев назад

      I can’t believe folks are still sleeping on Patrice. And Louis.

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 4 года назад +466

    "And I walked into the Green Room...and O.J was already in there". Lmao that can't be good.

    • @woods24
      @woods24 4 года назад +22

      he rushed 11,000 yards guy can probably move a good few feet quicker than most of us

    • @Bayo106
      @Bayo106 4 года назад +19

      @@woods24 the green room is usually just behind the stage so it makes it funnier. No matter how fast you are it's humanly impossible

  • @JoshyHendoMan
    @JoshyHendoMan 5 лет назад +537

    “Seeing me and Christ tucker at that point was like seeing Bigfoot riding a unicorn,” lol

    • @ThebigGLRams
      @ThebigGLRams 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @CytorrakAvatar
      @CytorrakAvatar 5 лет назад +14

      I assume seeing Christ wouldn't shock THAT many people.

    • @ronaldbalcius1453
      @ronaldbalcius1453 4 года назад +1

      @@CytorrakAvatar But seeing Christ Tucker would!

    • @jessicagay4872
      @jessicagay4872 3 года назад

      I believe in religious tolerance, freedom of religious choice, no favoritism in religion, separation of religion and government.

  • @brainguyy6149
    @brainguyy6149 4 года назад +956

    “That murderer ran for over 11,000 yards”

    • @elitemangudai1016
      @elitemangudai1016 4 года назад +1

      Meaning?

    • @melvinsmith9696
      @melvinsmith9696 4 года назад +35

      Elite Mangudai he’s a legend in the nfl

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 4 года назад +9

      Yeah I didn't know what the fuck that meant either, but since he was a football player I assumed it was something to do with that.

    • @ThePhantomLurkin
      @ThePhantomLurkin 4 года назад +29

      It means if you run from him you can't hide

    • @brandygee9954
      @brandygee9954 4 года назад

      🤣😭

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 7 месяцев назад +35

    Anyone else here cause they heard the news?

    • @goldenboots507
      @goldenboots507 7 месяцев назад

      Yep

    • @esfinnell
      @esfinnell 7 месяцев назад

      😂yep!

    • @BOS5050
      @BOS5050 7 месяцев назад

      Yep lol

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 7 месяцев назад +1

      So many people dude
      We don’t wanna remember the trial, we want to remember Dave’s strange encounters with the Juice kind

    • @andersadams3750
      @andersadams3750 7 месяцев назад

      Yup

  • @poeunphoung9862
    @poeunphoung9862 5 лет назад +407

    “Correctly assumed it was me”.😆

  • @Just_Hu
    @Just_Hu 3 года назад +2856

    When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.

    • @eleven9286
      @eleven9286 3 года назад +23

      Nice copy paste nigel

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 3 года назад +33

      I’ve seen this comment so many times word for word bar for bar

    • @Stillreal312
      @Stillreal312 3 года назад +22

      @@em.5941 people thirsty for them likes, like it's an accomplishment

    • @meacomefeyou
      @meacomefeyou 3 года назад +5

      You have perceptive observation

    • @Rocanala
      @Rocanala 2 года назад +4

      Richard Pryor has the same capability

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 лет назад +669

    No one in the world can tell a story and explain it like Dave Chappelle.

    • @rondierice4922
      @rondierice4922 4 года назад +2

      So true!

    • @MrTjp420
      @MrTjp420 4 года назад +4

      the guy create the ending to the story before he even knows what the beginning is

    • @7aplo
      @7aplo 4 года назад +4

      @@MrTjp420 yeah he kicked it in the pussy

    • @nomorebs3626
      @nomorebs3626 4 года назад

      Amy schumer is much better, u guys are just sexists racists for not supporting her

    • @kalelwilson8337
      @kalelwilson8337 4 года назад +4

      Except Charlie Murphy...R.I.P

  • @thedunes9304
    @thedunes9304 Год назад +14

    The wink after “We don’t know who did it” 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @billy1673
    @billy1673 3 года назад +1187

    Dave Chappelle is truly one of the greatest comedians of all time.

    • @zerip9756
      @zerip9756 2 года назад +12

      *The

    • @chriskazaam896
      @chriskazaam896 2 года назад +2

      When u force yourself to believe it.

    • @murof0078
      @murof0078 2 года назад +8

      @@chriskazaam896 Just a question. Who is better?

    • @chriskazaam896
      @chriskazaam896 2 года назад +1

      @@murof0078 Before I answer, you have to understand that he's not a comedian, he's a talker like all the other bores: Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Kevin Hart, Eddie forgot his last name... or Amy Schumer.. When your goin for applause and not laughs....or when you get laughs for shock(i.e saying "N*( please") or because it's the "in" thing.

    • @chriskazaam896
      @chriskazaam896 2 года назад

      Norm MacDonals is better, but I have issues with his set-ups(lies) & occasional shock-value-only methods. But Norm thinks Chapelle is the shit, so the only way to do this is to play clips of "funny" examples. Don't forget I also hate the big mouth who Will Smith slapped, forgot his name. Hell, he has writers who feed him jokes for specials.

  • @richsamuel6722
    @richsamuel6722 4 года назад +1058

    Even as a white boy in the back yard in the 70s, playing football with my friends, I would pretend I was OJ Simpson.

    • @mt22201
      @mt22201 4 года назад +68

      popseed2 That’s what made it the trial of the century. There were plenty of prominent murder trials, but none in which the defendant was already so famous before the crime took place.

    • @nikochikhladze6024
      @nikochikhladze6024 4 года назад +57

      Rich samuel who did u kill

    • @asherujudo7383
      @asherujudo7383 4 года назад +8

      @@nikochikhladze6024 That's nasty. 😂😂😂

    • @herricd8763
      @herricd8763 4 года назад +7

      That's sweet.
      #SerialKillersUnite

    • @almarzacci8857
      @almarzacci8857 4 года назад +6

      What size glove you wear

  • @d-money314
    @d-money314 5 лет назад +286

    Nobody can tell a joke like Dave Chappelle a legend

  • @adrienbroner6988
    @adrienbroner6988 7 месяцев назад +10

    come back here after OJ passed away, still funny dave 😂

  • @SCrimi-px3yb
    @SCrimi-px3yb 4 года назад +603

    "Glove didn't fit. Get over yourself."
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @presidentcamacho6457
      @presidentcamacho6457 3 года назад +22

      @Fedor Silva the gloves of OJ were a huge thing, they were supposed to be evidence cause they were found with the blood of the victims and his dna on it, but when he was told to try them on live in court they were too small for his hands

    • @cooldudecs
      @cooldudecs 3 года назад +3

      @@presidentcamacho6457 damn 😂😂

    • @fogellmclovin3740
      @fogellmclovin3740 3 года назад +24

      @@presidentcamacho6457 They were only too small because they had shrunk a lot, and because OJ had stopped taking is anti-inflammatory pills.

    • @bambooexpress
      @bambooexpress 3 года назад +2

      @Fedor Silva Afterwards, OJ's defense attorney said the infamous phrase "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" which became a catch phrase for the particular glove "proving his innocence"

    • @gpwcowboy
      @gpwcowboy 3 года назад +1

      @@fogellmclovin3740 exactly, wet leather shrinks. Learned that from A Man Called Horse starring Richard Harris late 60s or early 70s. If the prosecution had half a brain between them their rebuttal of that horse shit jive would have been epic.

  • @littlehorn3401
    @littlehorn3401 5 лет назад +392

    What worries me is the fifth time he's gonna meet oj good luck dave

  • @tomworth3239
    @tomworth3239 5 лет назад +811

    David came back at this critical time to help us remember ourselves 🤔

    • @sirmatatyahu3484
      @sirmatatyahu3484 5 лет назад +3

      Well said

    • @biancaspeaks444
      @biancaspeaks444 5 лет назад +1

      💯

    • @3p1cand3rs0n
      @3p1cand3rs0n 5 лет назад +7

      This is a beautiful statement. So poignant and so true.

    • @JimChap
      @JimChap 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Jordan.....Was that a statement of fact or an opinion? Either way it was an unpopular one. Dave is great - in my opinion.

    • @Vigneshwaran018
      @Vigneshwaran018 5 лет назад

      Wtf is wrong with American people? Are u guys are depressed as fuck to forget yourselves?

  • @jimmithedean4433
    @jimmithedean4433 7 месяцев назад +11

    Lol his 5th OJ joke will be LEGENDARY!!