Dave Chappelle On Ohio's Heroin Crisis | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @hs8836
    @hs8836 5 лет назад +19571

    "Just say no, what's so hard about that?"
    GOAT

    • @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517
      @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517 5 лет назад +491

      Shit was too funny 😂

    • @CopperSkinTone
      @CopperSkinTone 5 лет назад +1152

      @Jeff B That is the same quote that Nancy Reagon told the blacks about Crack.

    • @Ravenbones
      @Ravenbones 5 лет назад +226

      Well it's true... just dont fuckin do it.

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 5 лет назад +472

      @@Ravenbones most of these people are prescribed opioids by their doctors that are chemically similar or identical to heroin. Then they get cut off and have to suffer withdrawal unaided by medical professionals who then treat them like junky criminals even though they're the ones who got them hooked.

    • @ryan011110
      @ryan011110 5 лет назад +302

      @@volcryndarkstar like black people arent prescribed the same drugs lol always an excuse

  • @Blackberry21838
    @Blackberry21838 5 лет назад +13002

    "Just Say No" is a joke 30 years in the making. Lethal.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 5 лет назад +120

      Well it worked for the majority of the U.S. population. The rest of the country gave into peer pressure in order to "fit in" and gave their money away to dealers. I guess listening to Nancy Reagan paid off, that's if you actually listened.

    • @bluedream6462
      @bluedream6462 5 лет назад +274

      @@rs72098 idiot

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 5 лет назад +113

      Yeah I forgot the part in the history books where crack became sentient and forced itself on people. Must be like those guns that just kill people all on their lonesome.

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 5 лет назад +16

      @Rick Liebe Even before then they used mercury to treat syphilis. Almost as though people and science advances over time.

    • @princeharming8963
      @princeharming8963 5 лет назад +38

      @@bluedream6462 - You're actually calling someone who advocates taking responsibility for their own life.. doesn't do drugs, and uses wisely their power of choice... an 'idiot'? What am I missing here?

  • @plapin3538
    @plapin3538 5 лет назад +20774

    Ohio produced the most US astronauts than any other state. That’s how bad Ohio is. They went to space to escape it.

    • @joeyjackass5170
      @joeyjackass5170 5 лет назад +269

      Astronauts don’t go into space. They can only go past the thermosphere

    • @TMHYAH7
      @TMHYAH7 5 лет назад +61

      😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

    • @frankcastle9287
      @frankcastle9287 5 лет назад +46

      @@Mystickrage You're the IMBECILE.
      Over a half-century has gone by...
      ...ALL of the advances in technology; materials, circuitry, computers, etc. And 'They' haven't been back?!? Listen to this NASA Idiot, then go chew on Bark.:
      ruclips.net/video/BK-uatwOOeA/видео.html

    • @burgerbastard4741
      @burgerbastard4741 5 лет назад +53

      @@frankcastle9287 lol why would they need to go back when you can just send robots to do the same thing?

    • @frankcastle9287
      @frankcastle9287 5 лет назад +4

      @@joeyjackass5170: Precisely.

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 3 года назад +376

    "Just say no! What's so hard about that?"
    He's been holding on to that one for *years*

  • @emreakkocdev
    @emreakkocdev 4 года назад +8270

    “Just say no, what’s hard about that” Brutal 🤣

    • @lordtullus9942
      @lordtullus9942 4 года назад +99

      I mean what is hard about it? I never understood how people can say yes to dangerous drugs when they know it is bad.

    • @emreakkocdev
      @emreakkocdev 4 года назад +355

      Lord Tullus 9 it’s not boolean between “yes” and “no”, sometimes your life goes from normal to the first and chain of small bad decisions takes you that shitty place.

    • @STAR-ot3kr
      @STAR-ot3kr 4 года назад +43

      If a white comedian ever said anything about blacks stereotypical or not they would be arrested and never work again..all black comedians dump on whites and it's okay ..but don't dump on blacks even true stuff cause it's not cool..

    • @emreakkocdev
      @emreakkocdev 4 года назад +450

      David Starkey dude are you crazy? They would Get arrested? Maybe you are living in Germany or something. In US White Comedians make fun of Black people stereotypes all the time without even a backlash.

    • @lordtullus9942
      @lordtullus9942 4 года назад +197

      @@STAR-ot3kr pussy

  • @dondewan
    @dondewan 5 лет назад +3191

    Everytime he screams it takes me back to 04'

    • @IgiWhiteman
      @IgiWhiteman 5 лет назад +231

      It´s like his actual voice got really deep, but his "white" voice and screaming voice haven´t aged a day.

    • @ashiqurrahmanshohan1620
      @ashiqurrahmanshohan1620 5 лет назад +6

      @@IgiWhiteman right

    • @sethcarter8371
      @sethcarter8371 5 лет назад +45

      And it hurts. I miss that shit so much. If they tried to make The Chappelle Show today, it'd be canceled. Hell, they'd prolly shoot the idea down in the writers room

    • @superjoshi6654
      @superjoshi6654 5 лет назад +12

      Listen to his white friend "chip's" voice

    • @Hargazer
      @Hargazer 5 лет назад +21

      @Scott Binford he still got it

  • @sth02
    @sth02 5 лет назад +3986

    Dave feels like the cool history teacher that tells tons of effed up jokes but at the end of the day you know you're gonna get a really deep life lesson.

  • @TeaDrinker3000
    @TeaDrinker3000 3 года назад +386

    I know it's a comedy routine but my heart sank when he said "just say no", knowing that that was in many cases the literal message given to addicts during the 80s drug crisis

  • @vahidfarahani5142
    @vahidfarahani5142 4 года назад +4721

    "Yuck....two" 😂

  • @AlyssaQ420
    @AlyssaQ420 4 года назад +8574

    "They are not criminals. They are sick." This is why Dave Chappelle is awesome.

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 4 года назад +40

      HE IS WRONG !!

    • @aaronkiely8208
      @aaronkiely8208 4 года назад +67

      SALAM JIHAD huh

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 4 года назад +175

      @@salamjihad3449 and you're an idiot, congratulations.

    • @lacabra4107
      @lacabra4107 4 года назад +40

      I mean yeah dave Chappelle is really awesome but THAT’S why lol? What did you expect him to say “these good for nothing junkies ruining this country” it was a pretty conventional statement

    • @aaronkiely8208
      @aaronkiely8208 4 года назад +41

      SALAM JIHAD I don’t think that drug users aren’t criminals they are sick and we need to help them

  • @CrazyCow500
    @CrazyCow500 5 лет назад +2622

    This man really just drops some of the most potent truths out there

    • @RSR8485
      @RSR8485 5 лет назад +11

      Truth is the Kryptonite for the society we have today they only like to listen and live their truth.

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 4 года назад +12

      Now liberals and the press that they own are attacking Chappell for telling the truth.

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 4 года назад +4

      @@RSR8485 that's why they call them snowflakes

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 4 года назад

      CrazyCow500 Haha, no. Funny guy though.

    • @nickonoma
      @nickonoma 4 года назад +9

      Curt Stolpe man y’all can’t wait to attack the liberals for anything huh

  • @chizuru6921
    @chizuru6921 2 года назад +191

    One of the most important people in comedy history. The way he seamlessly weaves his jokes with the harsh truths and real problems the world faces, is masterful.

    • @Bergerac82
      @Bergerac82 11 месяцев назад +8

      That’s why he’s the GOAT. Not only top tier funny, but extremely socially aware, and brutally honest even with himself. An icon

    • @francoisbessing
      @francoisbessing 3 месяца назад +2

      Agreed. I got chills.

    • @potentially__9445
      @potentially__9445 2 месяца назад +1

      NO ONE has EVER done it better!

  • @nicolerobinson6294
    @nicolerobinson6294 4 года назад +5480

    Crack use was an epidemic. Opioid use is a crisis. The power of words. I'm glad somebody said it.

    • @TheTribalistic
      @TheTribalistic 4 года назад +109

      Nicole Robinson the power of rules and laws and they still think locking up someone will make’em clean, make all drugs legals and see how rapidly fast its gonna be over with

    • @phillipjames2775
      @phillipjames2775 4 года назад +34

      What is the fuckin difference!

    • @Robert-rw5lm
      @Robert-rw5lm 4 года назад +13

      @C R so what your saying is the black kids mom won't do the same because she's a not as good of a parent?

    • @saxking101
      @saxking101 4 года назад +294

      @@Robert-rw5lm stop being obtuse. he's saying that statistically speaking you're were more likely fucked by the law if caught being addicted to crack than opioids. Read some books, learn about the history of your country

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 года назад +20

      I've heard opioid epidemic a lot. Crack crisis just doesn't have the same ring.

  • @ghostlysworld84
    @ghostlysworld84 5 лет назад +2788

    "Once it started happening to your kids it became a health crisis" god bless Dave Chappelle

    • @upstateizzy744
      @upstateizzy744 5 лет назад +38

      💯💯

    • @Josh-wd3fd
      @Josh-wd3fd 5 лет назад +125

      Jeff B I imagine anybody would be an advocate for cancer awareness if their kids got it, but heroin addiction is not Canecer.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 5 лет назад +64

      @Jeff B cancer, in all it's forms, are diseases that anyone can get, whether engaging in activities that can cause it or not. Addiction only hurts those who engage in activities that can trigger it.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 5 лет назад +43

      @Jeff B You're addiction isn't a health crisis. It's your weakness like any other addiction. Deal with it, don't depend on society to slow down so you can keep up. Naw, anti vaccination is silly because there is proof a vaccination can resist a disease, sometimes.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 5 лет назад +32

      I can't expect you to know much about science if you're comparing addiction to getting cancer.

  • @gshivs793
    @gshivs793 5 лет назад +2382

    "I have insight into how the white community felt seeing the black community go thru the scourge of crack... because i dont care either" - comedic genius right here!! So true

    • @doublezero3338
      @doublezero3338 5 лет назад +24

      Like whites werent on crack too ? Yall think life hits hard only but to yall. A lot blacks do heroin too . Wake up from YOUR comedy.

    • @svenoosterwolde5724
      @svenoosterwolde5724 5 лет назад +270

      @@doublezero3338 We are aware of that. The point here is that the victims have changed and the urge of the problem has suddenly too with it.

    • @curtiswoods89
      @curtiswoods89 5 лет назад +117

      @@doublezero3338 ooh, heroin is effecting the white population at why higher rates than blacks.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 5 лет назад +6

      Yet people donated money.

    • @tzk121
      @tzk121 5 лет назад +126

      @Mickey Brown Something only a white person would say.

  • @paulefstathiou1819
    @paulefstathiou1819 3 года назад +178

    Comedy is so brutally honest and truthful sometimes ; laughing helps us swallow the bitter pill of reality .

  • @jackleonardo2167
    @jackleonardo2167 4 года назад +6308

    "Because I don't care either!"--Daaaammmnnn! This ain't a stand up, it's a truth reveal!

    • @wilderbeastchronicals3554
      @wilderbeastchronicals3554 4 года назад +89

      funny af no matter what you call it 😆😆😆

    • @tristanburton3554
      @tristanburton3554 4 года назад +17

      Naw...actually there were some white conservatives in CA that tried stop the epidemic.

    • @kahlilpittman8404
      @kahlilpittman8404 4 года назад +155

      Tristan Burton but the government is the one who started the epidemic anyway

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +10

      @@kahlilpittman8404 no it was big pharma.

    • @kahlilpittman8404
      @kahlilpittman8404 4 года назад +99

      Dead Purple no it’s a proven fact it was the government, look it up

  • @dang.s
    @dang.s 5 лет назад +1081

    "I don't care either."
    Surprisingly insight. Got me there. Plus, the 2 dollars joke.

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 5 лет назад +14

      The 2 dollars joke was kind of obvious. But he is still nice.
      But not surpasses the "oh my god! Mickey Mouse is mexican!"

    • @vaishnavnegi9640
      @vaishnavnegi9640 5 лет назад

      @@mmd3585 I though he'd say take 20 but don't....

    • @rhyno8644
      @rhyno8644 5 лет назад +14

      2:35
      Hang in there white people. Just say no.

    • @davidjimenez5100
      @davidjimenez5100 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah this is one of my all-time favorite bits. Such a seamless commentary on the racial disparity of how we treat drug addiction in this country. Unironically woke as fuck.

    • @kentaotsuki1331
      @kentaotsuki1331 5 лет назад +13

      Smedley Butler looks like we found our poor heroin addicted white. Hang in there!

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle 4 года назад +3043

    I'm finally in recovery now after 10 horrific years. Anyway, I showed this to my mom she laughed so much. Lol because it's soo true and Dave's delivery is flawless.

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh 4 года назад +30

      You should check the full special on netflix. It's called sticks and stones, just in case you don't know

    • @kwamerobinson9364
      @kwamerobinson9364 4 года назад +118

      Congratulations on your clean time

    • @JoeelGaucin
      @JoeelGaucin 4 года назад +42

      Hey cool for you, when I got sober I did it cause I understood I'm the one to blame & I was tired of being a bum. NA is just a big circle jerk, I got clean on my own and fixed myself.

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 4 года назад +17

      @@Amir-iz8eh lol thank you and I did! I think it's his best one yet. He hit ALL the PC bs "social justice issues" out the park and I think America laughed it off if only for a minute if you know what I mean.

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 4 года назад +12

      @@JoeelGaucin oh I knowww everytime my mom and dad or a GP DR, random AA member etc advises me to go to NA my blood boils like I haven't done it already on my own until I join the cult. No offense AA NA ppl reading this if it's working for you that's great,it's just not for me.. Imo not all addictions are the same and if you look at the opiate addict in NA/AA vs alcoholics/meth addict's success in AA you would agree.

  • @moxyblackfiddler
    @moxyblackfiddler 9 месяцев назад +25

    This is a clinic on how to tell jokes. The subject matter. The construction of the joke. The timing. How he uses the energy of the audience. The build up of the side punchlines to get to the final message

  • @TropicIslandMusic
    @TropicIslandMusic 5 лет назад +339

    "Because I dont care either" Nearly spit my coffee on the wall after that lmao

    • @umichgal1
      @umichgal1 5 лет назад +4

      TropicIslandpopartist he was right on!

  • @renegade5130
    @renegade5130 4 года назад +4337

    As a poor white from Hamilton Ohio I can assure you this is true.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 4 года назад +89

      This shit came out in October, you been asleep sin..... never mind.

    • @kristenshearer3976
      @kristenshearer3976 4 года назад +52

      Hamilton is awful was there for 8 years and got the F outta there

    • @TAM2031006
      @TAM2031006 4 года назад +5

      That sucks

    • @CheshiredGrin
      @CheshiredGrin 4 года назад +63

      You mean your white privilege did not make everything better?

    • @Davao420
      @Davao420 4 года назад +10

      Omg leave

  • @Theshow1797
    @Theshow1797 4 года назад +5509

    Damn, Dave roasted every white person who downplayed Addiction in the 70’s and 80’s. Genius.

    • @sezeonerdagod
      @sezeonerdagod 4 года назад +18

      only wypipo think drugs are degenerate!~!

    • @mjohnson1741
      @mjohnson1741 4 года назад +133

      The hypocrisy is legendary.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +71

      Funny thing is, even in those years people could have just as well point a finger at Weimar Republic, Imperial China, British Empire or Russian Empire. Drug crisis is a crisis and it HAD crumbled empires. But these people... nah, outside history doesn't exist. When Third Reich came to replace Weimar they retained the drug policy, but added a firm belief that "aryan man can't be addicted, only nonaryans can." As a result we got a drugged up nation hyped on by genocide and lead by addicts. _Coooool,_ right?
      P.S.: if any time traveler want to become a hero and at the same time become rich, go and become a drug dealer in 1930 in Germany. Bonus points if you can get all nazi leaders to lethaly overdose or at least get them to vegetable state by 1937.

    • @mjohnson1741
      @mjohnson1741 4 года назад +23

      @@TheArklyte The parallels between that period in history and what's happening in America now are TERRIFYING and accurate!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +3

      @@mjohnson1741 thankfully not, though I'm speaking as an outsider. Trust me, you're not anywhere near those levels of FUBAR

  • @GroudFrank
    @GroudFrank 2 года назад +146

    That "just say no" bit is, for me, one of the greatest bars in comedy history. The man is a comedic genius.

  • @jwrsob
    @jwrsob 5 лет назад +2377

    "When it started happening to YOUR kids you realize it's a health crisis!"...BOOM!!

    • @barreldreamz7852
      @barreldreamz7852 5 лет назад +1

      Well it wasn't happening to our kids so we didn't.... BOOOOM!!!!

    • @barreldreamz7852
      @barreldreamz7852 5 лет назад +2

      @INFO ATTACK dude you're a crackhead if you think that video is of any Merit. First off you're trying to gain intellect from RUclips which can work but most of the time not because it's a bunch of crackpots who are all of a sudden given a microphone to speak to the world. And second of all do you know how many want to be preachers have called so many men throughout history the wicked one that's going to destroy the whole world and do all this crazy shit and then a few decades pass and everyone forgets about it because it wasn't even close to being true. You know how often that fucking happens? All the fucking time yet still crazy jackasses like you believe. Get a grip love yourself, of life and your brain

    • @blacmac7394
      @blacmac7394 5 лет назад +68

      @@barreldreamz7852 TRIGGERED
      😚⚘

    • @jwrsob
      @jwrsob 5 лет назад +18

      @@barreldreamz7852 Well consider your family blessed! Some weren't so lucky...BOOM AGAIN!!

    • @pbsy0ungr3ze
      @pbsy0ungr3ze 5 лет назад +61

      There is one mad ass white boy in these comments😂😂😂 if it ain’t happening to yours it’ll be your sister brother aunt uncle someone’s kid you know. Hell im in Virginia and I see too many white heroine addicts. He really trying to argue because it’s not his kid😂😂

  • @christophermiller5433
    @christophermiller5433 5 лет назад +6168

    As a poor white male from Ohio, everything is true.

    • @dylanmcclung3226
      @dylanmcclung3226 5 лет назад +95

      Bro i feel you

    • @Allothersweretakenn
      @Allothersweretakenn 5 лет назад +56

      Christopher Miller stay in there bro ✊🏼 lol

    • @IloveDoubleD
      @IloveDoubleD 5 лет назад +62

      Glad I don't live in Ohio. Or visit there. But the issues in the world go far beyond Ohio. Overpopulation is taking its toll.

    • @Allothersweretakenn
      @Allothersweretakenn 5 лет назад +17

      IloveDoubleD I mean you could just start eating babies apparently lol

    • @anthonys5542
      @anthonys5542 5 лет назад +39

      Well then don't settle for anything less than $4

  • @officialVozie100
    @officialVozie100 4 года назад +2733

    I'm Apache native american.
    The Ohio joke got me rolling lol.
    Ohy'io aka Ohio means "Great river or Great creek" came from the Seneca tribe. For those who dont know many states names have native american backgroud like Alaska Dakotas and Texas, it's a caddo name for friends.....I'm apache and have deep roots in west texas and northern mexico (Chiricahua & Mescalero Apache) I'm glad many know this.

    • @officialVozie100
      @officialVozie100 4 года назад +70

      Oklahoma means red people in Choctaw

    • @crystllclr3743
      @crystllclr3743 4 года назад +57

      Thanks for the insight. Thats fascinating.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +37

      Kinda sad their being ruined by Trashy, stupid people. And that's not just White people 😂.
      But seriously, I'm black, I got roots in native American and I can't help but be sadden by all the stupid people in Charge these days.

    • @slumpt420
      @slumpt420 4 года назад +26

      No way man that's awesome. I am of the Lakota Souix Tribe.

    • @TheTodarac
      @TheTodarac 4 года назад +26

      I am from a town called "Atascocita" which is a south texas native american name for "swamp", feels great to live in the swamp

  • @IAmAdamIAm
    @IAmAdamIAm 3 года назад +91

    “Just say no, what’s so hard about that??” This man is a f*cking legend.

  • @theofficialcrownoftresseso4759
    @theofficialcrownoftresseso4759 4 года назад +1440

    "Just say no! What's soo hard abt that?!” 💯 Forgot another common line: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps! How hard can it be?!? 😂🤣😂🤦

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 4 года назад +9

      You've never been on that side . Kinda' like a drug or alcohol counselor never having used

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 4 года назад +1

      Well, some people do exactly that from the most difficult origins. They are pretty rare and no man is an island but it happens.

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 4 года назад

      WHY IS THAT FUNNY ?

    • @amberwatermelon9808
      @amberwatermelon9808 4 года назад +96

      @@randybeeman7823 the irony of the line "just say no", stems back to the reagan era when they rolled out the war on drugs but specifically targeted black communities during the crack epidemic. i'm a recovering addict so i understand the brutality of addiction. but the response to the opiod epidemic has been advocating for treatment centers and drug maintenance programs. the response to the crack epidemic was nancy saying "just say no", and rolling out long prison sentences for anything from drug trafficking to drug possession.

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 4 года назад +9

      @@amberwatermelon9808 Thank you Amber ,all the heroin or most has started 1/2the wars . England used H to control the Chinese . Nixon was a booze head

  • @pz9aweis929
    @pz9aweis929 4 года назад +641

    His jokes are funny, current, and insightful. He talks about problems everybody else is afraid of talking about. I love it!

    • @djtaz112
      @djtaz112 4 года назад +8

      I completely agree with you! His jokes are funny but an eye opener for sure.

    • @wilderbeastchronicals3554
      @wilderbeastchronicals3554 4 года назад +3

      wow, i couldnt agree more. not only are his jokes current and insightful but they are also an eye opener for sure! gee golly!

    • @butterflyeffect1036
      @butterflyeffect1036 4 года назад +2

      @P. Spit You mean the guy that walk away from millions, literally, is a "sell out"... Okay.
      Seeing the other names you listed, I know exactly where you are coming from. Adieu.

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 4 года назад

      @P. Spit? What

    • @khaledhamadi2652
      @khaledhamadi2652 4 года назад

      P. Spit U don’t know what u’re talking about ... the ur comment has nothing to do with what she said. Dave Chappelle speaks his mind he is not afraid to touch subjects that are literally career ending if he fails to back his arguments with common sense. U see him talk about LGBT, trump , U.S foreign policy, feminism, abortion..... And he never failed to amuse the audience and educate them even if most of them completely disagree with him

  • @coastal_memories_fishing9366
    @coastal_memories_fishing9366 4 года назад +2299

    When he screamed his voice time traveled to 2002

    • @aidanproko
      @aidanproko 4 года назад +81

      Coastal_memories_fishing omg I realized this right when I heard it. Got so much nostalgia from Chapelle Show😂

    • @baintownboy6309
      @baintownboy6309 4 года назад +6

      Paul Cotton he got clone for real I heard

    • @muaddib989
      @muaddib989 4 года назад +12

      Abm Rastline
      How do you clone a sense of humor?

    • @mikeyyaboi858
      @mikeyyaboi858 4 года назад +17

      @@PaulCotton i don't think he was cloned. Honestly his personality is exactly the same you can just tell. Just from looking at him man, thats Dave fucking Chapelle 😂 plus thats HIS sense of humor in the video so...

    • @muaddib989
      @muaddib989 4 года назад +10

      Mikey Yaboi
      Also, people age.
      Contrary to popular opinion we don’t look like 28 forever. If we did sign me up.

  • @kardrey100
    @kardrey100 Год назад +41

    Dave gets it right every single time. Even when you think the joke is over he comes back with the real punchline. 😂

  • @MariaMartinez-gv2xy
    @MariaMartinez-gv2xy 4 года назад +2976

    "Hang in there whites" 😂🤣😂

    • @nikkitynakkity3418
      @nikkitynakkity3418 4 года назад +101

      Just say “no.” What’s so hard about that? 🤣

    • @notanother7396
      @notanother7396 4 года назад +16

      I love how he just says "whites" and "blacks". So simple. His observations on "the whites" are priceless!

    • @ruthaakamonica5602
      @ruthaakamonica5602 4 года назад +4

      His mother is white

    • @louisj4645
      @louisj4645 4 года назад +21

      @@ruthaakamonica5602 she's mixed...

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 3 года назад +3

      @@notanother7396 dime a dozen, everyone has something catty to say about the people who built the world

  • @bigsmilereviews100
    @bigsmilereviews100 4 года назад +853

    Love that when he said "just say no" he struck a Jim Crow pose lmaooo Dave Chappelle is hilarious

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes 3 года назад +54

      You caught that!! Love it.

    • @jordangreene7952
      @jordangreene7952 2 года назад +45

      Damn bro that's some insightful shit. Dave's comedy has levels and we are just seeing the tip of the ice burg

    • @williambarr4822
      @williambarr4822 2 года назад +9

      Nancy Reagan?

    • @a.danielcoto4910
      @a.danielcoto4910 2 года назад +8

      @@williambarr4822 i thought it was Nancy Reagan too

    • @sovereign9708
      @sovereign9708 Год назад +4

      The fuck is a Jim Crow pose?

  • @Robopercy
    @Robopercy 5 лет назад +1510

    Dave always has some real shit to say, pray they don’t take him from us 🙏🏾

    • @chination1796
      @chination1796 5 лет назад +16

      I'm praying too but the powers that be in Hollyweird might have other plans

    • @D3Fanatic
      @D3Fanatic 5 лет назад +39

      They won't. Sticks and Stones might have gotten review bombed by critics, but user scores showed that the critics were as usual; out of touch.

    • @mattgonzalez4457
      @mattgonzalez4457 5 лет назад +16

      Who is going to take him? They been trying to cancel him since this special came out. It ain't happening

    • @brnalegend3220
      @brnalegend3220 5 лет назад +7

      You sound like a bitch smh

    • @harageilucid4352
      @harageilucid4352 5 лет назад +15

      Im genuinely curious who is “they” and who is “us”?

  • @TeeBoxTobies
    @TeeBoxTobies 2 года назад +161

    “Heroin addicted whites”
    Always gets me 😂

  • @hoodpocahontas3950
    @hoodpocahontas3950 5 лет назад +270

    He forgot “pull yourselves up by your bootstraps!” Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @Ay-B
      @Ay-B 5 лет назад +12

      Yes! (Just ignore the boot on your neck.) Lol

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 5 лет назад +2

      @Omahni Kenyatta So he can blame black people for it now, right?

    • @mister0sir
      @mister0sir 5 лет назад +7

      @J amazing work, "just take responsibility for your actions" you should lead the crisis against opioid addiction crisis and that can be your motto. We will all be drug free by 2022. Hoorah

    • @albertwesker2695
      @albertwesker2695 5 лет назад

      He managed to do it didn't he?

    • @jmcdrawer5031
      @jmcdrawer5031 4 года назад +12

      @J funny how you dodged self accountability for white folks

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS 5 лет назад +629

    He always ends a joke with an important lesson.

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl 5 лет назад +26

      That's the best part. He ends with a lesson that means a lot.

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 5 лет назад +1

      @Joseph Mingle Look out how it turned out for Zimbabwe. Famine and Economic Collapse. Big oof.

    • @Stoutaragua
      @Stoutaragua 5 лет назад

      ...or vice versa.

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 5 лет назад

      Just like the last few minutes of Full house.

    • @bollie4431
      @bollie4431 5 лет назад

      He got to. it makes him appears to be not a racist gotta keep them coins coming in son 😂

  • @owliealim745
    @owliealim745 5 лет назад +6194

    When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. if you're born in America you get a front row seat.
    ~ George Carlin

    • @mohamedkorena
      @mohamedkorena 5 лет назад +27

      Profound!

    • @epm5433
      @epm5433 5 лет назад +36

      Idiotic. Just where did Carlin believe paradise existed?

    • @mohamedkorena
      @mohamedkorena 5 лет назад +198

      @@epm5433 Certainly not in the US!

    • @squirtmph
      @squirtmph 5 лет назад +9

      America is not a country, a least that is what I have learned..

    • @squirtmph
      @squirtmph 5 лет назад +1

      @John John that is what I say, to the boss. And he got so mad, so have to quit over the time

  • @vw1649
    @vw1649 2 года назад +23

    One of the greatest storytellers that can make you laugh at real life situations with a message.

  • @bobhowell9388
    @bobhowell9388 5 лет назад +433

    Dave is a genius...makes you laugh while bringing home a point

    • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
      @aintnuthinbutathang1646 5 лет назад +6

      @Ryan M yep, thank the CIA for that.

    • @TallSomeone
      @TallSomeone 5 лет назад

      He’s joking entirely. Ohio isn’t poor or heroin infested.

    • @goodnight8169
      @goodnight8169 5 лет назад +1

      Its awesome how he prove the divided america by saying "I don't care either."
      That line was 👍👍👍

    • @slappyx64
      @slappyx64 5 лет назад

      yeah, but he has to be careful not to be preachy

    • @dailydoser1309
      @dailydoser1309 5 лет назад +1

      Damn straight.

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 5 лет назад +447

    Despite the hilarious and crazy stories and jokes he tells, I feel like Dave is a sane voice in this silly world right now...

    • @nopuddingcups4360
      @nopuddingcups4360 5 лет назад +11

      Absolutely

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 5 лет назад +7

      Dave is carrying the torch George Carlin carried for the earlier generation

    • @skipyoder9191
      @skipyoder9191 5 лет назад +1

      That's what makes him so good. He's clever, witty, smart and he knows how to build up to a punchline!!!

  • @TheDarjonmaxwell
    @TheDarjonmaxwell 5 лет назад +190

    His standup has gotten so much better! And he's not afraid to say what's on his mind. I fucking love it!

    • @michaello7635
      @michaello7635 5 лет назад

      Yeah he didn't sign to any network instead independent

    • @TheRangers1990
      @TheRangers1990 5 лет назад +6

      Must of never seen his old stand ups. Check it out!

    • @mikediao15
      @mikediao15 5 лет назад

      this is the old Dave Chapelle

    • @Triunity4
      @Triunity4 5 лет назад

      but we lost the short skits and all the characters. was it a equal trade off idk

    • @udou365
      @udou365 5 лет назад

      As one great poet once said it's because I'm rich bitch and he doesn't have to kiss anyone's a** so hes free to say whatever he wants thank God it's about time someone stands up to the PC

  • @Odd_Combo
    @Odd_Combo 3 года назад +29

    I’m a poor, white, 15+ opiate addict, and I can’t even fathom pretending to be mad about this... Humor is the cure! If you can look back on your life and laugh on your deathbed, nobody can beat you, IMHO!
    Love Dave Chapelle so much. He’s never afraid to start the necessary dialogues and that in itself earns a huge amount of love and respect.

    • @rmoalxa
      @rmoalxa 3 года назад +1

      Shut up

    • @berrios181
      @berrios181 2 года назад +1

      @@rmoalxa You shut up or keep scrolling loser.

    • @rmoalxa
      @rmoalxa 2 года назад

      @@berrios181 love you

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 Год назад +1

      Don't do drugs 🎉🎉🎉

    • @gregmonahan990
      @gregmonahan990 4 месяца назад

      You can get out brother

  • @vee__7
    @vee__7 5 лет назад +458

    the way he hides the punchlines before they hit you is genius.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 5 лет назад +3

      @chubbyurma A lot of his jokes are based on clever wording that makes you anticipate one ending, and then he gives you another. He also uses shock factor, but that doesn't negate the cleverness. Still, I'm only mildly entertained by his jokes. Then again, I'm only mildly entertained by recent Chappelle and Bill Burr specials.

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 5 лет назад

      Sean Matthew King that’s basically his whole shtick it’s not that impressive tbh

    • @postemup1459
      @postemup1459 5 лет назад

      @@mojojoji5493 but you keep watching!

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 5 лет назад

      Postem Up its not like I search him religiously

  • @bobdawson1629
    @bobdawson1629 4 года назад +712

    I almost lost bladder control when he said “$2.00”.

  • @TheRuddboyy
    @TheRuddboyy 5 лет назад +1761

    Only Dave Chapelle isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

    • @ors4o-prod.by.ors4o17
      @ors4o-prod.by.ors4o17 5 лет назад +22

      what about bill burr?

    • @Moribus_Artibus
      @Moribus_Artibus 5 лет назад +14

      And Carlin

    • @edwardlong3904
      @edwardlong3904 5 лет назад +20

      Celeb Ad Lib and Dominoes37, Bill Burr and George Carlin are white. America--rather, White America--stomachs the truth far better when it's coming from a white man than when it's coming from a black man.

    • @Moribus_Artibus
      @Moribus_Artibus 5 лет назад +10

      @@edwardlong3904 Yeah, I can agree with that. Reason being that white Americans perhaps feel a bit uncomfortable with witnessing an educated black man speak.

    • @jondoethereturn
      @jondoethereturn 4 года назад +15

      When us whites "tell it like it is" we get called racist.

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas 2 года назад +8

    I come back watching this every 2 weeks or so. He truly is the GOAT

  • @hijonathan
    @hijonathan 5 лет назад +454

    What Dave did in Sticks and Stones is brilliant: he hands us the other side of the proverbial coin and holds a mirror for everyone to see their own reflection.

    • @KyleInOklahoma
      @KyleInOklahoma 5 лет назад +5

      @Joseph Mingle i wish every1 would take his advice...MAGA

    • @the_snoo_muffin9028
      @the_snoo_muffin9028 5 лет назад +9

      Why can’t people just ignore skin color ffs. Who cares whose the ‘genetically superior’, we’re all stuck on this rock we call a home

    • @okochaten
      @okochaten 5 лет назад +1

      @@the_snoo_muffin9028 and you could be anybody in this life or the next. Empathy

    • @kingyami2294
      @kingyami2294 5 лет назад +8

      @Joseph Mingle The Native Americans didn't want white people here either but you killed them and stole their land anyway.

    • @wolfy5svn945
      @wolfy5svn945 5 лет назад

      @@okochaten uhh no. Don't start that Hinduism reincarnation bullshit

  • @xyzlne
    @xyzlne 5 лет назад +242

    He is such a veteran of comedy he can get serious about his jokes and address the issues.

    • @Lanikaika
      @Lanikaika 5 лет назад

      George Carlin, robin williams, Bill burr as well imo

    • @noway6852
      @noway6852 5 лет назад

      Straight up

  • @fightstage6201
    @fightstage6201 5 лет назад +616

    "I don't care either!"
    XD

    • @chasestredic
      @chasestredic 5 лет назад +28

      I really don't 🤷‍♂️

    • @joy-115
      @joy-115 5 лет назад +9

      Loved it!!!!

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 года назад +3

      Seriously when I see like “ kids doing fentinyl” I’m like yo your kids know ppl die from one hit so educate it

    • @yoyoyodaboy
      @yoyoyodaboy 4 года назад

      That killed me!

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 4 года назад +3

      I been saying that since the opioid “epidemic” came into the news🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @yeildo1492
    @yeildo1492 3 года назад +9

    National treasure Dave Chappelle on full display. Super funny, and insightful.

  • @gicherumburu4047
    @gicherumburu4047 4 года назад +493

    Dave's comedy aint just comedy...it is a lesson on truth, an intelligent self-reflection of the nation....

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 4 года назад +14

      That's what good comedy is, and always has been. Speaking truth to power in a morality play sort of way.

    • @johnnybgood6374
      @johnnybgood6374 3 года назад

      Oh stop it. It’s just comedy dude.

    • @leetNzweep
      @leetNzweep 2 года назад

      what the fuck are you on about. Its just humor

    • @potentially__9445
      @potentially__9445 25 дней назад

      @@johnnybgood6374it’s not!

    • @potentially__9445
      @potentially__9445 8 дней назад

      @@johnnybgood6374yeah it’s LITERALLY NOT

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 4 года назад +298

    "Why are all these white ppl so sleepy out here??" 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg

    • @drujackson-xc3ur
      @drujackson-xc3ur 4 года назад +2

      Hasade O 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gustavo-rg3mb
    @Gustavo-rg3mb 5 лет назад +604

    Swear Dave Chappell is untouchable when it comes to comedy.

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 5 лет назад +5

      Its ironic cuz this shows end was very weak

    • @vortecturbo
      @vortecturbo 5 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 5 лет назад +6

      Nah there’s a few but people mostly know the main stream comics. Personally I think Dave is up there with Carlin, Pryor, Murphy. Personally I like Doug Stanhope the most. Check him out if you haven’t. His “no refunds” live special is on RUclips

    • @alaaalfardan3615
      @alaaalfardan3615 5 лет назад +2

      Agree, dave is the one and only. The only one i am gonna pay to watch

    • @Patriotx84x
      @Patriotx84x 5 лет назад +3

      @@alilweeb7684 weak to the easily offended, but its not the best, yet he made a great job

  • @halo645
    @halo645 3 года назад +47

    “Why are all these white people so sleepy out here?” Lmfaoooo

  • @officialVozie100
    @officialVozie100 4 года назад +802

    "Just say no, what's so hard about that"
    Haha so true

  • @vb46
    @vb46 5 лет назад +68

    Dave is one of the most talented comedians I have ever seen

  • @Larez121
    @Larez121 4 года назад +2964

    Love that dig at Nancy Reagan, just say no! 😂

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 года назад +19

      Get what I'm saying

    • @nickdiplacito7551
      @nickdiplacito7551 3 года назад +37

      Fucking genius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😂😎

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 3 года назад +37

      Well it is easy to say NO to friends who are trying to push drugs. Whoever is trying to get you to do cocaine, heroin, or meth is trying to get you addicted so they can make money off your addiction. It's a dummies business.

    • @svenleeuwen
      @svenleeuwen 3 года назад +9

      Mr. T said it too!

    • @cfnretro6448
      @cfnretro6448 3 года назад +10

      Fucking D.A.R.E.

  • @kugashira1018
    @kugashira1018 Год назад +12

    My favourite and most deserved clapping ovation of all time

  • @veralenora7368
    @veralenora7368 4 года назад +3008

    President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

    • @ceemontana5877
      @ceemontana5877 3 года назад +159

      Yup. And the message still rings true today.

    • @Yababy_Farva
      @Yababy_Farva 3 года назад +237

      The Republican party in a nutshell. Poor Whites voting against their own interests to support rich whites who only want to serve Corporations. Go figure.

    • @TheMacroSlacker
      @TheMacroSlacker 3 года назад +163

      yep politicians have been utilizing basic human social psychology for decades and nobody is smart enough to realize it because education in this country blows goats.

    • @wb3161
      @wb3161 3 года назад +41

      @@Yababy_Farva what’s stupid is not voting for trump but you can clearly see how bad it’s gotten in just the beginning of biden being president which anyone with any sense at all knows without a doubt that he didn’t win

    • @cleveland2286
      @cleveland2286 3 года назад +25

      @@Yababy_Farva How did this dudes original comment have anything to do with modern politics. Like honestly what are you doing here.

  • @Ricardodelamuerte
    @Ricardodelamuerte 5 лет назад +246

    That’s some of the realist shit I’ve ever heard in my life 👏👏👏👏

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 5 лет назад

      Then you live in a very unreal world.

    • @amnesh
      @amnesh 5 лет назад +6

      @@yankee2666 YOU live in fantasy land.

    • @MM-gp9mb
      @MM-gp9mb 5 лет назад +1

      @@yankee2666 u sound white

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 5 лет назад +357

    He’s the best comedian of our generation.

    • @theprogenitor951
      @theprogenitor951 5 лет назад +9

      He's definitely one of the greats.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 5 лет назад +25

      Best of last generation. The new generation cant handle jokes.

    • @GamexJoy
      @GamexJoy 5 лет назад +5

      G.O.A.T

    • @lilyachty8753
      @lilyachty8753 5 лет назад +2

      If Patrice O’Neal was alive it’d be him tbh

    • @darlenemcnealy6306
      @darlenemcnealy6306 5 лет назад +3

      He so real...

  • @k1lay
    @k1lay 2 года назад +30

    I'm from Dayton, Ohio and I can confirm that the "lady in the trashcan" story is not an exaggeration.

    • @JP-ui8xk
      @JP-ui8xk 2 года назад +4

      Hey man !!! I need some drugs man lol 😆

  • @MatthewMortensen1
    @MatthewMortensen1 5 лет назад +1246

    The pharmaceutical companies did to white suburbia that the cia did to Harlem in the 70's

    • @Jeeyaz
      @Jeeyaz 5 лет назад +34

      Preach.

    •  5 лет назад +6

      But why just Harlem?

    • @MatthewMortensen1
      @MatthewMortensen1 5 лет назад +95

      @ because when you're conducting an experiment, you only use a small sample size. Harlem was small but very populated and was majority black.

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 5 лет назад +38

      @ why not. They learned from hitler, test everything in the ghetto

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 5 лет назад +8

      @@urekmazino6800 No, they took them to camps. Then tested it out. Germany was much more efficient. If the U.S. had been nearly as half as effective as the Nazi's, we probably wouldn't be dealing with race relations in this country.

  • @ronaldomalcom4768
    @ronaldomalcom4768 5 лет назад +174

    "Just say 'No!' What's so hard about that?"..... Perfect!

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 5 лет назад +2

      It's actually really easy to say no to drugs.

    • @ronaldomalcom4768
      @ronaldomalcom4768 5 лет назад +12

      @@rs72098 absolutely it is. But the emotional and psychological state that one can be in due to the conditions that allow someone to be susceptible to such an idea are a much different story...

    • @TheSandwichMonster
      @TheSandwichMonster 5 лет назад +2

      @@rs72098 it is easy to say no to drugs. But at least with opioids 20% of addictions at least are from painkiller and other addiction which started at the doctors office. The same can't be said for the Crack and coke epidemic in the 80s and 90s he's referring to.

    • @LordDefekator
      @LordDefekator 5 лет назад +1

      I've said no to all those sustances. What's so hard about?

  • @sashamocni4933
    @sashamocni4933 5 лет назад +240

    "Eeewwww..... 2" 😂😂😂😂
    Going once
    Going twice 😉

  • @kugashira1018
    @kugashira1018 2 месяца назад +5

    The "Just say no what's so hard about that!" will forever be legendary. One of Dave's best moments. The ovation he got afterwards from a crowd that gets it spoke volumes. GOAT moment.

  • @luvbig41
    @luvbig41 5 лет назад +43

    "just say no....What's so hard about that?" ......LMAO!!!!!

  • @kathyrodriguez820
    @kathyrodriguez820 5 лет назад +2294

    Why are all these white people so sleepy out here? 😂😂😂

    • @epm5433
      @epm5433 5 лет назад +33

      Perhaps Dave should examine the "sleepy" people of Baltimore who consistently elect black, left-wing racists. His black bruthas and sistas have turned a once-great city into a huge dump. Last year there were 12 public high schools where there wasn't a single student proficient in math or English and another 10 that where the rate was below 20 percent. Fifty years of left-wing, racism. Bravo!

    • @daBigberg
      @daBigberg 5 лет назад +137

      epm5433 ok bro

    • @mustangcrazy3349
      @mustangcrazy3349 5 лет назад +181

      @emp5433 you are a typical white person that always try to changes the narrative or topic when shit is about white people. Dave doesn't need to talk about Baltimore or any other city. He chose his topic so listen to his joke then move on. Either you laugh or don't, but none of us can change the topic.

    • @mannamanam8233
      @mannamanam8233 5 лет назад +71

      @@epm5433 opioid crisis...🙃
      Just say no

    • @mannamanam8233
      @mannamanam8233 5 лет назад +39

      @@epm5433
      CDC :
      Every 11 minutes one American die of overdose on opioid
      ... just say nope 🤗

  • @nias2631
    @nias2631 5 лет назад +245

    He forces a society to self-analyze. It's hard for people to look at their own faults and walk a mile in someone else's shoes today.

    • @no_one3249
      @no_one3249 5 лет назад +3

      @chicken4sushi o Im proud of you man!

    • @RawUndergroundMusic
      @RawUndergroundMusic 5 лет назад +2

      I wish he would joke about Chicago....

    • @makingadifference4834
      @makingadifference4834 5 лет назад +1

      No. In this case he's comparing apples to oranges

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 5 лет назад

      @Tall Allen yeah for real.

    • @charlesspeaksthetruth4334
      @charlesspeaksthetruth4334 5 лет назад +2

      @@RawUndergroundMusic Dave talks about it all. Plus! He actually lives in Ohio. So it makes more sense that he talks about a place he's been living for 2 decades, than a city he barely knows anything about. Other than what he see on t.v.

  • @lawrenceweston922
    @lawrenceweston922 3 года назад +75

    “Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they always made me glad.”
    ~ Malcolm X

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 2 года назад

      DID MALCOLM EVER GET OUT OF PRISON?

    • @lawrenceweston922
      @lawrenceweston922 2 года назад +2

      @@salamjihad3449 … Yes

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 2 года назад

      @@lawrenceweston922 HMMM SEEMS LIKE THEY LET EVERYONE WHO RAPES YOUNG GIRLS OUT OF PRISON !!

  • @thesmoothiediet5599
    @thesmoothiediet5599 5 лет назад +171

    I LOVE when he laughs at his own jokes 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @stefanurquelle7736
    @stefanurquelle7736 4 года назад +153

    "Heeey maaan, Heeey maaan relax, ok. *cough cough* I'm sick, alright. I need some drugs maaaaaan." 😂😂😂😂

  • @lancekiel1467
    @lancekiel1467 5 лет назад +431

    who cares about " politically correct " if its funny it's funny

    • @joy-115
      @joy-115 5 лет назад +2

      Yes!!!

    • @P0k3D0nd3M4cG
      @P0k3D0nd3M4cG 4 года назад +6

      No, it's not if it's funny, it's if it's accurately informed. Your approach can be "non-PC" only if you have an intimate understanding of the content you're making a joke about. That's why Dave Chappelle is in a tier of his own

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 4 года назад

      I do like political correctness when appropriate but I can’t tell for the life of me what part of this could be construed as politically incorrect so please some one help me out.
      Tho I’m also a believer that humor is humor and it’s a question of delivery and audience, it’s kinda like a fight with your significant other, not a big one, just one of those that if u make em laugh ur off the hook

  • @larrymoose15
    @larrymoose15 3 года назад +8

    @ 2:41 "Because I don't care either" you can see the tear in his eyes. So hard for him to say that.

  • @celecelo5040
    @celecelo5040 5 лет назад +86

    To the person who posted this part of the special, thank you so much

  • @melojordans23
    @melojordans23 4 года назад +441

    I’m Mexican, I’ll always defend Dave to be able to tell jokes. He’s one of the goats.

    • @TheTribalistic
      @TheTribalistic 4 года назад +3

      Melancholy Mexicans can alway take a joke and if its too much u only say ( hey thats fucked upppl) Ralphy rest in peace

    • @airzee33
      @airzee33 2 года назад +1

      Of course you like him because all he does is attack white people

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 2 года назад

      Heck yea. I was addicted to heroin 10 years (sober for 3 ❤). And dave can make a joke about the hardest things in life and make you end up laughing at that pain which, to me, is the ultimate in comedy. "Laughter is the best medicine". As for his current situation with the trans community, it's unfortunate. I thought The Closer was less (possibly, if you take yourself very seriously) "offensive" than Sticks and Stones but I guess I thought WRONG. I thought it was more of a joke on himself for being somewhat transphobic than on trans people. But hey, I'm not trans so I can't speak for their community. Just for what I felt the comedians intent was and I felt Dave has good will for the alphabet community under all his preconceived feelings about them before he met people like Daphne. I guess the trans community has just faced so much hate that they cant take any joke...but I thought the only people society hates more than trans people would be addicts, especially "hard" drug addicts, and like I said this was funny to me. Dave was funny to Daphne too...

    • @proudatheist2042
      @proudatheist2042 2 года назад

      @@Janellabelle the trans community needs to stop there gender appropriation and to stop trying to force bullshit lies on to other people. Transwomen are men who usually choose to keep their penises and testicles. They need to stay out of women's prisons, women's sports, women's scholarships, women's only services, and they and their self styled activists need to stop with the bullsh-t like 'chest feeders, pregnant people, people who give birth." It's a bullsh-t excuse that "trans people can't take a joke because they've experienced so much hate." They don't want equal treatment (made fun of like everyone else,) they want special treatment. Every group on the planet has experienced hatred and violence. Equality means that everyone gets joked about in a comedian's set.

    • @handyman4209
      @handyman4209 2 года назад +2

      There can only be one GOAT.

  • @noahwilson4213
    @noahwilson4213 5 лет назад +22

    "They can't seem to get enough of it"
    LMAO !!!

  • @CategoricalImperative
    @CategoricalImperative Год назад +23

    Dave has gone from being funny, to being hilariously savage. And that is why he’s the greatest comic of all time.

  • @Robert-jx8nr
    @Robert-jx8nr 4 года назад +257

    I like how he refers to them as “one of these heroin addicted whites” 😂😂😂

    • @dall9329
      @dall9329 3 года назад +5

      😅😅😅

  • @trainwreck2k2
    @trainwreck2k2 5 лет назад +96

    Dave has always just had it. From Robin Hood men in tights, all the way to now. The dude just has the God given talent to be in comedy. The best in the game for sure.

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +1

      Robert Richardson No I didn’t say “Abe Lincoln” I said “hey Blinkin”.

    • @trainwreck2k2
      @trainwreck2k2 5 лет назад +4

      Trump 2020 I cheat on her so it’s only fair

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +1

      austin christian hey that’s his sister you’re also talking about.
      His dad brother shares her with him

    • @smedleybutler3689
      @smedleybutler3689 5 лет назад +1

      LOL blacks and Mexicans talking about incest, that's rich!www.lipstickalley.com/threads/how-prevalent-do-you-think-incest-or-sexual-abuse-is-in-the-latino-black-community.125788/

    • @prakis1958
      @prakis1958 5 лет назад +1

      He has great timing. So glad he's back, we need the laughs.

  • @1alsaidi319
    @1alsaidi319 5 лет назад +152

    Chapelle took comedy to a different level

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 5 лет назад +13

      He's one of the very few that hasn't fallen to the "soft" comedy. He's keeping real comedy alive.

    • @markroberts868
      @markroberts868 5 лет назад

      Yeah,the lowest level, race.When a comedian does that then you know he is controlled by race baiters trying to cause trouble any way they can.

    • @yama5182
      @yama5182 5 лет назад

      1 Alsaidi ...No, he’s just your generation’s Pryor. That’s a hard thing to do.

  • @ZyZy456
    @ZyZy456 3 года назад +5

    “Just say no what’s so hard about that?”😂

  • @babooseven
    @babooseven 5 лет назад +573

    "Once it happened to your kids it became a health crisis"

    • @bigbirdmusic8199
      @bigbirdmusic8199 5 лет назад +9

      I've never heard of the crack epidemic OR the heroin epidemic. I don't give a shit about any of you crack heads or smack addicts.

    • @bisquitnoaqua8909
      @bisquitnoaqua8909 5 лет назад +64

      @@bigbirdmusic8199 nobody cares

    • @Wanderer25
      @Wanderer25 5 лет назад +47

      @LOCAL COPE Alcohol, abusive, pedophilic, bigoted fathers.

    • @thomasmurray5492
      @thomasmurray5492 5 лет назад +12

      Its sad that nobody cares until it happens to them

    • @GenXstacker
      @GenXstacker 5 лет назад +6

      This is a theme on the black social media sites where they sit around and hate on whitey. They love to exaggerate how many whites are dying from opioids...as if minorities weren't dying from them too. They don't really care about the deaths, they're just glad white people are dying. It makes them happy.

  • @RichRoyal24
    @RichRoyal24 5 лет назад +212

    Basically what goes around comes around

    • @lillymoss1316
      @lillymoss1316 4 года назад +16

      Ray Supreme isn’t that the damn truth they demonized us blacks during the crack epidemic now it’s there turn

    • @lillymoss1316
      @lillymoss1316 4 года назад +3

      Teff Majeye hope so

    • @r.harris5615
      @r.harris5615 4 года назад

      Right!!

    • @r.harris5615
      @r.harris5615 4 года назад +2

      @@thegreatoldones6553 Considering that more minorities are joining the police force... I'll leave that up to you to decide😁😁😁😁

    • @zakudog
      @zakudog 4 года назад +7

      Elron feeling is mutual

  • @MrRayMac1963
    @MrRayMac1963 4 года назад +94

    Dave's mix of comedic and social satire, while at the same time making a statement is genius.

    • @anjani9070
      @anjani9070 3 года назад +2

      Pure genius.
      I am not even American, yet I feel this.

    • @potentially__9445
      @potentially__9445 23 дня назад

      NO ONE did or does it better!!

  • @lulugallo7032
    @lulugallo7032 Год назад +4

    David Chappelle is so freaking funny!!! Lmfao!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @roryfehring1045
    @roryfehring1045 4 года назад +24

    Dave is awesome in how he can make people laugh about something horrible while also spreading awareness for it

    • @MisterR82
      @MisterR82 Год назад

      He wasn’t spreading awareness. He was calling out the typical racism toward colored people that infests this country

  • @donlove011
    @donlove011 5 лет назад +150

    I wanna se banners on every school yard that read " Just Say No" just like I used to see in my neighborhood.

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 5 лет назад +1

      They found out it didn't work. Hell, I remember taking health classes for years, and half of them were just "say no to drugs" over and over, followed by listing all of the horrible things those drugs can do. Clearly, it hasn't done anything.

    • @proliferatingprofligate7032
      @proliferatingprofligate7032 5 лет назад +2

      @@Thomas-fz9xw You tell teenagers not to have sex, they'll have sex. Tell 'em not to drugs, they'll do drugs. I wonder how long it will take before this ideology of demonising finally dies out.
      Remember kids; say "maybe" to drugs.

    • @JBlack-es4le
      @JBlack-es4le 5 лет назад

      Don Horens we even had tshirts that read just say no🙄

    • @Sideshowbobx
      @Sideshowbobx 5 лет назад

      Had those in my HS in Alberta hanging in late 90's along with don't drink n drive and some other BS about potheads... guess this was already a thing back then eh.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 5 лет назад +2

      Hmmm 🤔 So I guess you don't believe in "Stop" signs, or "Use Caution" signs either right? Afterall it just demonizes people who don't stop. Let's get rid of all the warning signs people, it might make someone uncomfortable.

  • @carlaoverly7021
    @carlaoverly7021 5 лет назад +279

    I think he is hilarious. We need more of this

    • @ofentsemncina7549
      @ofentsemncina7549 5 лет назад +6

      You think?!

    • @harryazcrac975
      @harryazcrac975 5 лет назад

      Watch it on Netflix?

    • @carlaoverly7021
      @carlaoverly7021 5 лет назад

      @@harryazcrac975 I don't have Netflix. I meant more people being able to be funny comedians like they used to be.

    • @FedericoRodriguezfedechef
      @FedericoRodriguezfedechef 5 лет назад +8

      Hingle McCringleberry did he offended you snowflake !

    • @sunshineo23
      @sunshineo23 5 лет назад

      we need more of this = weed more of this

  • @SilverMustang920
    @SilverMustang920 3 года назад +9

    One of the most powerful statements ever on racism in US. Absolute Genius!!

  • @piercebrooks6747
    @piercebrooks6747 4 года назад +107

    Man this isn’t even a comedy special this a reality check I live in Ohio and he didn’t lie a bit

    • @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS
      @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS 4 года назад +2

      Cross the river into Huntington and I'd say it's 5x worse lmao

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад

      @@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS I'm from Minnesota and I want to visit other states, is Ohio interesting?

    • @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS
      @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS 4 года назад +1

      @@nelzelpher2088 I'm in WV and love it here, Huntington is a pretty bad tho but Ohio is alright, Cedar Point is really fun.

  • @blt4life112
    @blt4life112 5 лет назад +335

    Just say no! 🤣
    Anyone else here ever wear a D.A.R.E. t-shirt ironically?

    • @charliedillon1400
      @charliedillon1400 5 лет назад +28

      Drugs Are Really Expensive

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +4

      BLT: Nope. But in Washington, I saw a car with three bumper stickers. "DARE to keep kids off drugs," "Stay cool, stay in school, stay off drugs," and "Rainer Ale, pretty cool, huh?". Rainier ale being the cheap rotgut ale that folks in my hood used to drink and call "Green Death."
      And in Arizona, I saw a shop with a "DARE" sticker behind the counter. At the counter, the clerk was trying to count the change of a Native American guy so he could buy the cheapest alcohol the store had.
      Pretty cool, huh?

    • @ivanrayanguiano3217
      @ivanrayanguiano3217 5 лет назад +7

      BLT4LIFE I was even forced into joining the Just Say No Club in 4th grade only for two years later try weed for the first time 🤘🏼

    • @ntomnia585
      @ntomnia585 5 лет назад +2

      I remember that, and the CHICKEN club....cool, honest, intelligent....sumfin sumfin.... :D

    • @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
      @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King 5 лет назад +1

      To a rave lol

  • @joash.a19
    @joash.a19 5 лет назад +255

    "Yuurrk... 2" 😂

    • @djlivinh
      @djlivinh 5 лет назад +9

      Imo the genius in that line is the timing... literally a hair too early in the delivery and the audience can't process the punchline, a millisecond too late & they can predict it. Dave is Pai Mei with this comedic stuff.

    • @julianblack3390
      @julianblack3390 5 лет назад

      Comic Gold!

  • @LAZYMICH1
    @LAZYMICH1 2 года назад +4

    Omg the yuuuuck $2 part of the ds joke cracks me up. Hilarious!!

  • @nickjackson5274
    @nickjackson5274 5 лет назад +841

    ‘Heroin Addicted Whites’ has me crying

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +24

      nick: Yea. They have a lot of people crying. (Their families, for example.)

    • @gagandhaliwal9391
      @gagandhaliwal9391 5 лет назад +35

      @@milascave2 stfu

    • @SyonisMacias
      @SyonisMacias 5 лет назад +36

      Opinunate ted well, nobody told them to be addicts. Choices.

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 5 лет назад +76

      When white people choose to do drugs, addiction is a medical issue lol.

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 5 лет назад +31

      @@milascave2 as Dave said "Just say no, what's so hard about that?"

  • @jebushwplainview9453
    @jebushwplainview9453 5 лет назад +199

    As a "victim" of the heroin epidemic I approve this joke.

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 5 лет назад +7

      Like it needs any approval anyways, I dont see why people get so upset over these observations.. he has good points.

    • @abdullahqurbani3785
      @abdullahqurbani3785 5 лет назад +8

      i am Afghan and i approve this comment

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 5 лет назад +13

      @@abdullahqurbani3785 yall niggas made alot of money off of me with that Afghan Dope.

    • @jpalmer891
      @jpalmer891 5 лет назад +1

      Might be referring to a family member or friend. No control over that, but still a victim of the drugs.

    • @xxexcorcistofjennifercarpe1794
      @xxexcorcistofjennifercarpe1794 5 лет назад

      Return the laptop you stole back to the owners ok

  • @MrMoyoT
    @MrMoyoT 4 года назад +17

    That TWO is the most funny two i have ever head. Dave is GOAT

  • @chrischew641
    @chrischew641 3 года назад +22

    I came expecting to be entertained. I did not expect to be enlightened as well. Dave is GOAT.