They cut it off before the best bit. He explains that if he was going to r*pe someone, he would wear a ridiculous costume like a wizard hat so when they gave the description, it would sound ludicrous.
I just realized they totally tricked me with this title. Looked up some info on Oppenheimer cause of the recent movie, this popped up and I thought "oh this ought to be funny", watched the whole thing, and it wasn't until the end that I realized that he never talked about Oppenheimer once, and they only threw that into the title cause of the movies popularity lmao
@@greenday1guitarfreak I just sucked into the comedy lol, completely forgot why I had come here in the first place. It wasn't until the end I was like, "wait why did I watch this again? Oh right Oppenh-WAIT A MINUTE"
The goat joke, is why i say karl pilkington isnt as dumb as ppl think, ricky uses alot of the things he has said as jokes throughout his career, this particularly one karl said on the ricky gervais show, the episode about charity, ricky an steve just liked messing with him 😂😂
@@SJ.77. Ever heard of delivery? Why you think covers of existing songs many times get listened more? The same words never produce the same work when it’s done by a different person. And why shouldn’t comedians be able to use personal experience situations in their jokes?
@@SJ.77 Are you sure Ricky didn't write it in the first place? I would think a lot of Karl's material is Ricky and Stephen's writing. (Or do you think Karl is really like that in real life and not a character?)
Always worth watching. He holds a mirror up to us sometimes . His humour isn’t an easy laugh . If you don’t like it , try imagining if he’d gone woke like some of them (Frankie Boil ) do.
@@max.8063 He's right. Frankie Boyle has gone woke. He's all whiney about women, racism, makes up juvenile misrepresentations of history and outright lies to try to give his "I reckon" a factual sounding basis. He panders to the extreme left like most of the BBC gravy train passengers.I used to think he was the best British comedian, I loved his tramadol nights show, but now he IS the joke.
@@rowbearly6128 yeah, a real shame, he used to be one of my absolute favourite comedians before he got neutered by the beeb. Even his New World Order used to be funny back before it essentially became The View (But With Swearing). Considering he made his name as a counter-cultural icon of offense and provocation I can't believe his hypocrisy over the last few years, toeing the safe little BBC line like he was Michael fucking McIntyre or something... At least Ricky is one of the few who refuses to compromise his approach to comedy for the sake of ratings. Since Bill Burr also went woke Ricky and Dave Chapelle are among the few mainstream comedians left with any integrity...
My employer did the goat thingy for our Christmas gift. I said fine, let me at least choose what I want to give to? They were all nah-uh, only stuff on this list, and of course it was all useless stuff.
I remember when you were doing your show with Stephen and Karl, when you were on the radio back of the day and you asked Karl about a goat He answered with your jokes that you’re saying he’s pretty smart back in the day
Years ago I remember a certain top 3 Beverly Hills talent agency used to send me nice gifts at Christmas. I used their talent. Gifts worth maybe $100. Then I started getting cards that said they donated money 'in my name' to a charity. Did I get that tax write off? No. Did they? Sure. What a total crock. I hate it when companies do that.
The goat joke is what my churchy parents did for 20 years. My Xmas and birthday presents were gifts to people in Africa. At least they let me select the gift from a catalogue and I always chose the goat.
Enslaving innocent sentinent beings into severe abuse & murder bc mommy & daddy dearest abused their children into not being able to separate reality from made-up nonsense. Bravo.
When my husband and I were stationed in Japan in 1990 a very old Japanese man came up to him and thanks him profusely for dropping the bomb. My husband looked very confused and asked why would you thank me for something so horrible. The old man said that he had already lost two son's in the war and by dropping the bomb and ending the war, we saved his last son's life. Talk about an odd twist of reality. This man was grateful for some so awful.
Whenever I wa'ch Ricky Gervais, I ge' los' in 'he con'en' because I'm so fascina'ed by his dialec'; How can one so consis'en'ly leave ou' all the “T’s” when speaking?!🤯
As a Brit who has never been to Australia I learned this curious fact some years ago at uni when I went to the pub with an Aussie friend and asked him "so, what are you having, Fosters?" When he looked at me like I had just committed a hate crime and narrowly avoided punching me I realised my mistake...
Nothing to do with China. It's because the Japanese are excellent camera equipment makers and their culture involves alot of photography since the Dutch introduced it to them over a century ago.
Everytime you see Japanese people, even in older movies are always carrying cameras. Orientals in general. Even Data's Dad from The Goonies had some camera invention thing.
Never liked the office when it was on in England and i really didn't like ricky as well but I've watching a couple of shorts of his and i might just be warming up to him ..Maybe??
‘Metaphysics for the Complete Idiot’ by Prof R. Gervais - LEAD SINGER OF: a band you’ve never heard of. p. 495 “…take a blade of grass and pop it under a microscopic thingy, and you’ll see a wee tag on it, that says ‘GOD DOES NOT EXIST’.” Fancy that!
Science definitely gone right. I'm all for trying to create the post apocalyptic road warrior wasteland that movies like Mad Max envision. I think science needs to explore whether this is an accurate vision or not so let's not ask questions and just live and let live...for science!1!1😊
Stand up comedy is a lot like the voices in my head I thought were criminal schizophrenia, that's why they said just say it funnier accent to yourself and then it's less psychotic. That's brilliant
Science gives the NHS wonderful new treatments for all manner of ailments and disease. The NHS then tells prospective patients the treatment is too expensive and they can't have it.
My brother bought baby sister a puppy, with rattan dogbed. Pup ate rattan and died early Christmas morning. Hiding the dead pup was not a great start to family gathering to open presents. Ricky has obviously never been there...
"She had Alzheimer's, not a credible witness". LMAO
That's 🥶🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They cut it off before the best bit. He explains that if he was going to r*pe someone, he would wear a ridiculous costume like a wizard hat so when they gave the description, it would sound ludicrous.
That's the only bit here I didn't laugh at 😐
haha😂😂😂 good old dark humour
Suddenly the expression "You really get my goat" starts to make sense.
I'm not here for the laughs, I'm here for the lecture. Thanks Ricky!
I just realized they totally tricked me with this title. Looked up some info on Oppenheimer cause of the recent movie, this popped up and I thought "oh this ought to be funny", watched the whole thing, and it wasn't until the end that I realized that he never talked about Oppenheimer once, and they only threw that into the title cause of the movies popularity lmao
It's funny that you realised this in the end tho
@@greenday1guitarfreak I just sucked into the comedy lol, completely forgot why I had come here in the first place. It wasn't until the end I was like, "wait why did I watch this again? Oh right Oppenh-WAIT A MINUTE"
He talked about nuclear weapons.
The goat joke, is why i say karl pilkington isnt as dumb as ppl think, ricky uses alot of the things he has said as jokes throughout his career, this particularly one karl said on the ricky gervais show, the episode about charity, ricky an steve just liked messing with him 😂😂
Those goat gift jokes are all from Karl.
@@G35Jeff yep yep an alot more thats one I recently remembered bc I just got done watching the the show an it really stood out lol
Where's your brother?
He died...
Yup. "You can't buy a llama for 50 quid"
I love Ricky so much. A true genius hahahaa
The goat joke... he didn't capitalize on the "kidnap" potential joke. lol
i kept thinking the goat lived in africa anyway
I'm sure he would welcome an offer from you to help with his material.....
So much of Ricky's stand up is saying something Karl said seriously and making it irony 😂
you have no idea what irony means do you.......
Its joke theft by Gervais - plain and simple - no irony at all
@SJ.77
Did you call the Comedy Police?
@@SJ.77. Ever heard of delivery? Why you think covers of existing songs many times get listened more?
The same words never produce the same work when it’s done by a different person.
And why shouldn’t comedians be able to use personal experience situations in their jokes?
@@SJ.77 Are you sure Ricky didn't write it in the first place? I would think a lot of Karl's material is Ricky and Stephen's writing. (Or do you think Karl is really like that in real life and not a character?)
karl pilkinton is an actor
a lot of what he says is him playing a part
I'm surprised at how insightful and funny he is.
Lol, they ate that goat 🐐 🤣
Always worth watching. He holds a mirror up to us sometimes . His humour isn’t an easy laugh . If you don’t like it , try imagining if he’d gone woke like some of them (Frankie Boil ) do.
Frankie boil gone woke? Lol. What do u mean?
@@max.8063 He's right. Frankie Boyle has gone woke. He's all whiney about women, racism, makes up juvenile misrepresentations of history and outright lies to try to give his "I reckon" a factual sounding basis. He panders to the extreme left like most of the BBC gravy train passengers.I used to think he was the best British comedian, I loved his tramadol nights show, but now he IS the joke.
@@rowbearly6128 yeah, a real shame, he used to be one of my absolute favourite comedians before he got neutered by the beeb. Even his New World Order used to be funny back before it essentially became The View (But With Swearing). Considering he made his name as a counter-cultural icon of offense and provocation I can't believe his hypocrisy over the last few years, toeing the safe little BBC line like he was Michael fucking McIntyre or something...
At least Ricky is one of the few who refuses to compromise his approach to comedy for the sake of ratings. Since Bill Burr also went woke Ricky and Dave Chapelle are among the few mainstream comedians left with any integrity...
he's woke
@@MorbiusBlueBalls Yes . I used to chuckle with him . Now he’s a woke , sad , non interesting unfunny whatever.
The goat jokes are entirely inspired by Karl Pilkington. He's truly a genius
"Inspired" is generous. He's ripped him off wholesale.
This man is the cleverest comedian I've ever heard or seen. He also possesses an astounding honesty. Most of all, he's funny. 😅 😂
Best uncle… lmao
So this is where the gift giving episode of the Office comes from
The puppy joke is my favorite
Qué humor tan "risky"...! Me gusta 😅😂😂😂
I have watched this before and it never gets old... I really enjoy it. love Ricky
Never gets old like that puppy?
@@YuriyNasretdinov more like those birds and squirrels...lol
GOAT...Greatest of All Time..😂😊
My employer did the goat thingy for our Christmas gift. I said fine, let me at least choose what I want to give to? They were all nah-uh, only stuff on this list, and of course it was all useless stuff.
Karl Pilkington could have been the next Oppenheimer
What the luck? Who date?
"The atom? Do we really need 'em?"
I can just imagine him saying something like that in his casual way 😂
Nope
Does it work yet?
- no.
How bout now?
-no
Yer but. .
-no
Worked a treat 😂😂
He's actually become David Brent
Become or was David Brett biographical? 🤔😂
I remember when you were doing your show with Stephen and Karl, when you were on the radio back of the day and you asked Karl about a goat He answered with your jokes that you’re saying he’s pretty smart back in the day
That is WAY over the line!!!
I ❤IT 🤣
HAPPY 63TH BIRTHDAY RICKY GERVAIS !!!!
Credit Karl Pilkington for half of this material 😂
Love Ricky
He's always trying to get banned but no one cares because he's so funny😂
Oh man you have to see a video by Jimmy Carr...
His whole gig is to offend the audience
Awareness is known by awareness alone.
Jesus kill my whole life 😂merry Christmas 🎄
Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
Karl pilkington provided this joke
ALOT of his stand up are things Karl has said
Years ago I remember a certain top 3 Beverly Hills talent agency used to send me nice gifts at Christmas. I used their talent. Gifts worth maybe $100. Then I started getting cards that said they donated money 'in my name' to a charity. Did I get that tax write off? No. Did they? Sure. What a total crock. I hate it when companies do that.
He was out shopping for a camera 😂😂😂
Great Comedy 😂.
The goat joke is what my churchy parents did for 20 years. My Xmas and birthday presents were gifts to people in Africa. At least they let me select the gift from a catalogue and I always chose the goat.
Ask for the goat yourself next time 😊😊
Enslaving innocent sentinent beings into severe abuse & murder bc mommy & daddy dearest abused their children into not being able to separate reality from made-up nonsense. Bravo.
The goat was kidnapped 😂.
And eaten
Also, the A bomb reduced crime rate in Hiroshima.
Like the typewriter action - 'movin on'!
At least they didn't give the goat to an Afghan family. 😅
No way they sent a goat from England to Africa for £50....the goat the family received was already in Africa.🤗😆
😂
It probably was their goat, for which they got 50 quid, and the goat back ...
🤦♂️
When my husband and I were stationed in Japan in 1990 a very old Japanese man came up to him and thanks him profusely for dropping the bomb. My husband looked very confused and asked why would you thank me for something so horrible. The old man said that he had already lost two son's in the war and by dropping the bomb and ending the war, we saved his last son's life. Talk about an odd twist of reality. This man was grateful for some so awful.
Go play with it, quick... too funny 😊
Your editing skills surprised me a lot. Cut the video on the moment "I tell you what..." 😂
He couldn't get away with this today!
He could and he does
This Is Karl's goat bit 😂 ricky !
Whenever I wa'ch Ricky Gervais, I ge' los' in 'he con'en' because I'm so fascina'ed by his dialec'; How can one so consis'en'ly leave ou' all the “T’s” when speaking?!🤯
Funny seeing Ricky drinking Fosters. No-one in Australia drinks it. In fact you cannot even buy it in Australia.
As a Brit who has never been to Australia I learned this curious fact some years ago at uni when I went to the pub with an Aussie friend and asked him "so, what are you having, Fosters?" When he looked at me like I had just committed a hate crime and narrowly avoided punching me I realised my mistake...
We use to drink Swan lager.
But do Aussies watch Neighbours? 😂😂
oooof the dog bit.
1:10 I don't get the camera joke? can someone explain?
Chinese tourists always have cameras and are taking pictures. It's a stereotype.
@@scribe9841 ohh.. I knew about the stereotype, just couldn't connect it with the joke! 😅
Nothing to do with China. It's because the Japanese are excellent camera equipment makers and their culture involves alot of photography since the Dutch introduced it to them over a century ago.
Everytime you see Japanese people, even in older movies are always carrying cameras. Orientals in general. Even Data's Dad from The Goonies had some camera invention thing.
The camera is making a joke of Asian people who always had cameras hanging around their necks and taking pictures 😊
Double omega honesty god give it to a child to solve it *
Absolutely love him. There is NOTHING HE DOES THAT “Offends” me
Bring it on and the truth telling
"FOR A CAMERA MAYBE"
The goat joke comes from Karl Pilkington. I hope Gervais gave credit where it was due.
Genius
No limits comedy 😂
Hard to believe he drinks Fosters on stage unless it's a hugely ironic thing ?!
I would have taken back the coffee maker and said, “Did you like the coffee maker? Great, I bet that African family will like it. Give me it back.”
Never liked the office when it was on in England and i really didn't like ricky as well but I've watching a couple of shorts of his and i might just be warming up to him ..Maybe??
I told my mom and dad I'm waiting for my real dog to pick me up
Ah, the ol' Human Fund gift.
‘Metaphysics for the Complete Idiot’ by Prof R. Gervais - LEAD SINGER OF: a band you’ve never heard of. p. 495 “…take a blade of grass and pop it under a microscopic thingy, and you’ll see a wee tag on it, that says ‘GOD DOES NOT EXIST’.” Fancy that!
To be curious is to be a scientist.
I remember kp's take on this goat ;)
Did they want a goat ? KP
Most of his stand up is KP
Where's my fkin goat 😂😂😂
What show is this, and where can I watch it online? I laughed so hard!
Us , who are in Africa and there is grass all around us
… so you want a goat then? 😂
Hahahah just great
Science definitely gone right. I'm all for trying to create the post apocalyptic road warrior wasteland that movies like Mad Max envision. I think science needs to explore whether this is an accurate vision or not so let's not ask questions and just live and let live...for science!1!1😊
That goat joke was from Karl. IYKYK.
He says he's my dog cuz he's a saggitarious
Loads of nieces and nephews. Treat them right.....
And then I heard the reat.....
1:13 i dont get it :(
3:48
Funny AF
I'd love to see him in person but ill never afford it....
This is a F ing Dustbowl should not be funny, but it is lmao.
Was his friend who gave away the goat George Costanza?
Ask AI if a plauge would help the kids, just modify it so thire safe.😅
Good fun
The goat is a Karl pilkington Think
Stand up comedy is a lot like the voices in my head I thought were criminal schizophrenia, that's why they said just say it funnier accent to yourself and then it's less psychotic. That's brilliant
The practice of scientific inquiry is not to blame for humans misusing its discoveries - but that outcome is inevitable
Wikipedia Government Seeking Donations
What the hell with that terrible sound in the end? Are you nuts? I almost died...
Ricky you’re a wrong en for sure but you’re also hilarious
And you stance on animal welfare and rights is beautiful ❤
3:13 another mouth to feed is basically joke stolen from Karl Pilkington's talking on Ricky Gervais show
Science gives the NHS wonderful new treatments for all manner of ailments and disease. The NHS then tells prospective patients the treatment is too expensive and they can't have it.
Cheers !! Foster's !!!!
Remember PEARL HARBOR.
If it wasn't for Ricky Gervais's the Office he created
Steve carell won't have a career
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*talks about
he nicked the gat story off Karl Plkington
My brother bought baby sister a puppy, with rattan dogbed. Pup ate rattan and died early Christmas morning. Hiding the dead pup was not a great start to family gathering to open presents. Ricky has obviously never been there...
they got him the Greatest Of All Time gift and hes still moaning
Those dad jeans, though.
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, if you wanna give to charity, give it from your own stuff, how arrogant to try and make it a gift from someone else
And Cheap
Yeah imagine if it actually really happened @fancynancymacy
Do you understand the concept of observational comedy?????? 😅
I can see doing that for kids as a learning opportunity, but ya