A Weirdo Trolled Ricky Gervais But Truly Missed the Point | Netflix Is A Joke
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"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold 😂😂😂
Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂
I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"
@@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”
@@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!
"Sorry, are we talkin or rapin here?"
@@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.
@@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!
@@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.
@@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha
@@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"
“He’s obviously heard the word science but he’s never seen it written down because it’s not in the Bible” 😂😂😂
Hahhaa!
Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion
@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.
"First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?
Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements.
People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.
@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?"
Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit.
"People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say."
People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic.
"I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals."
Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.
At least Satan knows where the male G-spot is.
0_0
I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.
@@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.
Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt
But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!
"He loves the fetus from conception till when it turns out gay" - I'll be working this into a conversation in the next couple of days.
Did you do it?
Did you do it? (2)
Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us.
Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.
You're going to make yourself look stupid then.
@@reference12 Booooooooo!!
Legit the most logically brilliant comedian ever.
George Carling wouldn´t agree
@@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.
I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".
@@BungWasHere not even close.
Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous.
Just different systems thats all.
@@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again.
If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation.
In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.
I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I READ SOME PLACE THAT IT COMPENSATES FOR BOTH LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND ARGUMENTS.
Understandable. Have a nice day :)
@Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on.
And yes, I guessed what it was about.
I JUST HOLD SHIFT.
YOU'RE WRONG
The 'because.. shut up' gets me every time 😂
4:54
"I could just tweet a fact, and that would annoy just the right by people"
He has no idea how right he is there. 🤣🤣🤣
Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is.
Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off.
Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"
pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?
I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂
Bible thumpers hate facts.
Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
- Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).
"He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold 😂😂😂
Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P
I really hope this quote is real.
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.
@@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍
Not my line, but one of my favorites that I heard in 2016: In 2016 there were more than 5,000 gods being worshipped on our little planet, but don't worry yours is the real one.
this is actually a joke from Ricky himself
Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods
And remember: god is always on *our* side.
You're always born under the right god
My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."
"why did you made chocolate kill dogs?"
Yeah man, why?
Well it doesn't so there is that
Only if you feed him 50 choco bars every day.
@@psycheevolved1428 Oh... ok. Thanks for setting me straight.
@@schoolvideos4608 s- so it does kill them 😂
@@JL-ln9xp Don't know man. Never tried it.
all this from just 1 tweet
imagine what we are missing on a daily baisis
i'd happily pay for a daily ricky show where he just goes freestyle for 1h commenting on whatever he feels like
Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.
There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.
Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.
Me toooo
Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)
"Sorry, are we talking or raping here?!"
That is so uniquely British ! X'D
And it's hilarious ! ^^
Morning Ted! You’re in early...
Ted?!
I love Ricky. From criticizing religion to calling out pedos! He must be protected at all costs
He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing
@@JMBBrasil What
Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was
@@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?
@@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.
Love this high IQ, witty, hilarious, logical, animal loving English dude! There is no one even comes close, to the great Ricky Gervais! Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 ❤.
no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.
@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.
Bill Burr.
@@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.
Chur 🥰
Mitchell and Webb did a skit where the relative of someone who died in a train accident were asked for their opinion and the relative 'ruined' the narrative by stating that their opinion was clearly biased and that they had no place being on the news. I always thought asking a grieving relative on live tv 'how they feel' was quite ghoulish.
Actually theologians say that you can see hell from heaven. Which is exactly what compassionate moral people would enjoy in heaven, all the serenity and a neverending horror movie playing live 24/7.
What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?
Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.
@@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.
We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.
@@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?
How to turn a trolling tweet into comedy gold. Hilarious!
This is the most logical joke I've heard 🤣🤣
@Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.
@Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.
@Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.
More logical than this! ruclips.net/video/6S40m-UNLzE/видео.html
@@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire
His delivery is awesome, Ricky definitely deserves his riches lol
No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.
Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol
I’ve watched this on Netflix 3 times and I still laugh out loud!!
Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on RUclips instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Which one is this sketch part of please?
@@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!
It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints
my hands down favorite comedian anyday.
what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days
@@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? ruclips.net/video/6S40m-UNLzE/видео.html
Hey everyone just remember, it's a joke. Even if it's true and validated
Wish this was a joke! ruclips.net/video/6S40m-UNLzE/видео.html
The sheer logic and simplicity makes me laugh every time
I'm a conservative Christian Texan, and I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣
No you don't. You think you do. But you really don't.
@@theangryholmesian4556 If he thinks he does, he does.
Have you been backsliding?
But will you laugh if you see Ricky being raped by the Devil? 😏
@@calisto2735 ......he would want me to.
This man is worth $100 million dollars wears tshirt and jeans. gotta love him. He was not rich till 40 so he knows how to be real
it always hit hard and hilarious my own dad tried to kill me for not believing that Mohammad flew through space on a flying horse
Hits you harder than your dad you mean?
The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that.
"god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.
Now that's funny
Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...
horses don't fly
"Why did you make chocolate kill dogs?" It turns out Ricky and I have a lot of curiosity in common
But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?
@@Uouttooo what?
@@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence
@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE.
And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...
Do you? Ooh shut that door!
"What is Wrong With You". "Oh, like You're Bradd Pitt" some of the things he comes out with have me laughing so hard.
Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?
This is a comedic genius performing perfect comedy.
If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch!
ruclips.net/video/6S40m-UNLzE/видео.html
Hardly genius lmao
@@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.
@@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.
@@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.
“If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.” -Ricky Gervais
Classic Gervais!!!
LITERALLY how it feels.
dont get me started...
I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt?
Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them.
And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak).
I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment,
who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one).
somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..).
Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true.
I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do.
Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick).
Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.
That's why Trump supporters flock together.
The amazing thing is that that guy who's an absolute nobody is being roasted in front of potentially millions of people and he won't ever be able to reply to this. The most shut up a person can be.
Love it.
Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person
Oh wait
@@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)
@@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.
@@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?"
That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!
There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.
Was watching this on my tv, my gran came in at the wrong time 🤦🏼♀️
Its the right time if u play your cards right
Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts
Love it
@@Chuckus holy fucking christ
@@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.
This man is a gem... please.. never change... i dont mean dont grow or evolve... just.. dont ever lose your big droopy balls
“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him”, Voltaire once said. It is indeed a necessary evil no pun intended.
@Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old
@Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ
@@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists
@Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
@Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣
The story itself is so simple and really not funny but holy shit the way he tells it makes it pure gold, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
That’s some serious talent right thwre
Who’s thwre
i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.
That chuckle when he says "why has god forsaken me" I died hahahhaha
"why did you make chocolate kill dogs?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i agree!!! damn it!!🤣🤣🤣
Note to self: Do not watch Ricky Gervais's stand up while eating. I nearly choked myself.
I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too!
Wait, what? um.
@@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...
🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍
I'm a Christian, this is hilarious, why can't other 'groups' not just laugh, it's funny af.
God bless Ricky Gervais.
Yeah God whatever
Thanks for making him atheist
But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God
@@rova3308 it doesn' matter
Hahahahah... good one!
@@rova3308 r/woosh
That Ted bit made me lmao. I had to imagine the situation. Dead guy just shows up for work.
“why are they so distended?” 😂😂😂😂
Because shut up got me crying ahahahah Ricky I love you so very much!!!♥️
As someone who was raised Catholic, let me explain God not killing Satan.
*Satan was an archangel named Lucifer. God allowed Lucifer the freedom to choose, just like people have freedom to choose.*
*So I chose to become agnostic when I was about 15.*
@@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.
@@drumset09 They did not😂
@@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.
That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D
So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is
"I'll be laughing" that's fundamentally what Christianity is not about isnt it? Christianity is about loving each other, love thy neighbor like thyself, or something like that. Yet some 'christians' are some of the most hateful and selfentitled bigots.
true
well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples
Amen to that 🤣
To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.
@Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.
This guy is so funny, he should host the Golden globes
He already did it five times, twat.
@@NJTDover calm down Tinkerbell, you don't think they might have been joking?
There's a Mark Twain award. There needs to be a Moliere one for Mr. Gervais for Extras, The Office, his movies, and especially his latest show. 🤩😍🤩
Afterlife?
Afterlife has to be some of his best work.
Shincism-
I agree.
Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes.
Looking forward to season 3.
“… until it turns out gay..” 😂😂😂 why have I never heard that before? I thought I had seen all the ricky gervais that was available.
His comedy logic is out of bounds....IN A GOOD WAY !!!!
This has to be one of the funniest bits I have heard him do ever!!
'like you're brad pitt" made me laugh out loud
Nothing but the truth spoken here....I love this man!!!
Pure gold just doesn't cover it, not even close. Love it.
I’m trying so hard not to laugh at work
I failed
@@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.
@@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious
What a legend, a true genius.
God doesn't kill Satan for the same reason that Ricky Gervais doesn't kill Karl Pilkington. They're mates, and they like to take the piss out of each other. If you read the Book of Job you'd see it was an obvious "Monkey News" bit.
OMG i nearly died from laughing, absolutely brilliant
George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are my fav❤️ comedians
Smartest comedian on the planet !!!!😂
This should be in a 'Best of Bestofs' - just brilliant
I’m literally crying watching this 😂
F*kin' GOLD! Ricky is the best comedian of our times.
I love this bit, especially the way he said SAY-tan
I was raised christian but this is still funny shit love Ricky.
Poor you.
Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p
I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :)
Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!
so was ricky
@@rich0373 ?
@@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group
Ricky, you're the one and only in your element, and WoW what a oner you are. Stay and grow with who you are coz you're living a life so honestly as you deem fit and so darn wittingly crazy funny, so out if this world. You're a magnificent foetus!!
Absolutely freaking hilarious. 😂
"Watch your hooves on my testicled"🤣🤣🤣
One of his best stories... ever!
Love this
People actually wanna say science isnt real all the while we have satellites that let us do literally everything we do
Jesus
People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.
Clueless
What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao
The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement...
.... but it probably isn't using satellites.
Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.
I have never before had my whole body ache from laughing.
That last part is gold.
Hahaha I just adore Ricky 💞! My all time favorite comedian... 😍
I love you, Ricky, for making much needed ridicule of religion and religiosity!
😂🤣
And Wokery!
"Scients".....
"He's never seen it written down because (science) is not in the Bible"....
Total truth right there .
This one of his BEST BITS EVER 😂😂
Brilliant. Brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to adopt Ricky as my crazy Uncle. Can someone please link to the forms that make this real???
Rupert the dog might get jealous.
Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Plankton: CORRECT!
That Texas Christian: COREKT!
funniest ,cleverist ..that is not a word ! he is the bomb!!
He is pure gold 😂😂
I wish I was as intelligent and quick witted as you Ricky Gervais.
What is it with us as a species that when we come across something we can't explain we create something even more fantastic and unexplainable to solve the problem
That's called "God of the gaps". Aka "I don't understand it, therefore god did it". But by that logic god is nothing more than a pocket of scientific ignorance which is getting smaller and smaller with every single scientific discovery that's made.
"Are we talking or raping here" 😂😂
The last bit is priceless !!
I wish I had Ricky's wit and sas of countering trolls. 😁
A troll is basically someone who winds people up, so calling them a troll is basically admitting they drew you in on the fishing line.
@@pjabber5679 Well, it's how you handle these people that's what's important.
@@pjabber5679 Trolls these days are lazy. Back when I was a kid if I wanted to annoy the crap out of total strangers I had to grab the phone book and start dialing random numbers; doing prank calls.
My brother and I used to look for anyone named "Chuck" (or Charles) and start singing the "name game" song.
At the last minute, he was killing it.
I about pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Thou shalt not kill"
That's why he didnt kill satan
Also ignore the flood thing btw pls 😂😂😂
Surely it "thou" not "I" though... I mean not to be pedantic.
@@MrBDRO I said thou not I
Or are u saying I should have said "I" not "thou"
@@nousername1888 he means the commandments do not apply to their author.
So... Murdering small children in Egypt us okay as well...
So it's like Batman with the Jocker?
@@drodgua ya I guess so
So incredibly funny 😂😂😂
Why are they so distended! Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣
I laugh so badly! This guy is crazy LOL
This is absolutely amazing. My cheeks hurt so much :)
@@richardflynn4112 wat?
On your face?
Try using more lube next time.
"Why don't you kill him [Satan] then?"
"Because... God moves in mysterious ways"
It's surely because he want people to choose him over Satan. And that choice might become unfairly biased if Satan is dead. Besides, it's handy to have someone take the blame for bad stuff. And Satan is probably God's sock puppet anyway, and why would he chop off his own hand?
@@Gillsing good point
@@Gillsing I believe the literal translationof the hebrew "satan", means scape-goat, or adversary, so yea... handy as fk ;o)
2:35 this is just too true lmfao
I love it, that the best i can express it🤣🤣
He destroyed that tweet lol
Brilliant as always