Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @loltom3703
    @loltom3703 3 года назад +7044

    Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 3 года назад +74

      Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍

    • @louchat333
      @louchat333 3 года назад +68

      Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.

    • @shershan254
      @shershan254 3 года назад +26

      Same 😂❤🇯🇲

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 3 года назад +19

      me as well

    • @leemoney3203
      @leemoney3203 3 года назад +14

      Indeed 😂😂

  • @no-name4u
    @no-name4u 5 лет назад +9651

    I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.

    • @zannahhannaz6857
      @zannahhannaz6857 5 лет назад +473

      Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!

    • @DubG9
      @DubG9 5 лет назад +256

      He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.

    • @Winnyfruits
      @Winnyfruits 5 лет назад +158

      He doesn't apologize! Lol

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 5 лет назад +96

      I agree the special was brilliant

    • @TRivera13
      @TRivera13 5 лет назад +74

      @@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.

  • @ABG8090
    @ABG8090 3 года назад +4429

    This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.

    • @fellowdanbarber3323
      @fellowdanbarber3323 3 года назад +10

      Man, you don't talk like that. LOL

    • @ABG8090
      @ABG8090 3 года назад +38

      @@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃

    • @pleaseNthanx
      @pleaseNthanx 3 года назад +4

      ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

    • @Notreallyme377
      @Notreallyme377 3 года назад +2

      So true.

    • @ladyhawke7034
      @ladyhawke7034 3 года назад +55

      I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .

  • @asia.williams94
    @asia.williams94 2 года назад +1980

    The “Subway… Sandwiches?!” line gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @mattanderson6672
      @mattanderson6672 Год назад +9

      Can you please explain the significance to me please?
      My dumb ass doesn't get it?

    • @kealunleday3948
      @kealunleday3948 Год назад +155

      @matt anderson who walks in 16 below weather at 2am to get a sandwich

    • @lossypooh
      @lossypooh Год назад

      ​@@mattanderson6672with all these food delivery apps, what celebrity going to walk to subway, for sandwiches, 2am below 16 degrees 😂😂😂

    • @Luke101
      @Luke101 Год назад

      It can be first assumed that he means the subway transit system, but then when it's the subway restaurant the cop is like wtf @@mattanderson6672

    • @mattmckeown3139
      @mattmckeown3139 Год назад +2

      i think he said subway manwhich.?

  • @45-Lampkin-Lane
    @45-Lampkin-Lane 5 лет назад +2746

    Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle

    • @a.j.8004
      @a.j.8004 5 лет назад +34

      he is a national treasure for sure!!!

    • @GJLCreativeStudios
      @GJLCreativeStudios 5 лет назад +2

      what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.

    • @michaelangeloright704
      @michaelangeloright704 5 лет назад +15

      Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell

    • @JdoubleU1222
      @JdoubleU1222 5 лет назад +31

      @@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?

    • @Cj-hj6rm
      @Cj-hj6rm 5 лет назад +9

      FACTS
      Glad he's back

  • @ethanmorgan3806
    @ethanmorgan3806 2 года назад +6436

    “It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time

    • @yazzzlet3549
      @yazzzlet3549 2 года назад +121

      That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 2 года назад +26

      Best part lmfao

    • @roadchordbeats3903
      @roadchordbeats3903 2 года назад +81

      even the pause was funny damnit

    • @kellyb3540
      @kellyb3540 2 года назад +43

      @Yazzzle T
      I like the very end the best.
      "Find out where Kanye West was last night."
      It was so unexpected!
      Absolutely brilliant!

    • @canefan17
      @canefan17 2 года назад +3

      So good

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 2 года назад +3054

    "It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 2 года назад +58

      His delivery of that line is classic Dave
      He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'

    • @chrishernandez3473
      @chrishernandez3473 2 года назад +27

      Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 года назад +20

      It's truly a jarring line
      I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌

    • @ocan1033
      @ocan1033 2 года назад +28

      Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.

    • @xihuantiyu
      @xihuantiyu 2 года назад +21

      That line is gold

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 7 месяцев назад +114

    "It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.

    • @Mia-qt4th
      @Mia-qt4th 7 месяцев назад +6

      He's brilliant

    • @BLUEPELICAN234
      @BLUEPELICAN234 6 месяцев назад +4

      My favorite part I laugh so hard everytime

    • @mountaingod9907
      @mountaingod9907 8 дней назад

      I saw through a lot of the bullshit propaganda during this past election season using this logic.

  • @tonykavanagh9764
    @tonykavanagh9764 4 года назад +3037

    The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 года назад +27

      The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 4 года назад +13

      Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.

    • @Skyguy243
      @Skyguy243 4 года назад

      P p

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 4 года назад +2

      The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible

    • @emil7088
      @emil7088 4 года назад +3

      "find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao

  • @mikeymodrau2478
    @mikeymodrau2478 5 лет назад +10489

    "If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire"
    Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂

    • @barbee0715
      @barbee0715 5 лет назад +222

      haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.

    • @mikeymodrau2478
      @mikeymodrau2478 5 лет назад +156

      I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂

    • @guydutoit61
      @guydutoit61 5 лет назад +338

      “It’s not how white people talk...
      It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series

    • @ayejay8862
      @ayejay8862 5 лет назад +30

      That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....

    • @SpockvsEgon
      @SpockvsEgon 5 лет назад +123

      @@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.

  • @califinn
    @califinn 4 года назад +5197

    "It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 4 года назад +148

      You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.

    • @ryanurban1
      @ryanurban1 4 года назад +61

      Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 4 года назад +27

      I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!

    • @vinnikodiak4779
      @vinnikodiak4779 3 года назад +25

      I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit 3 года назад +20

      It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂

  • @AlexPressure777
    @AlexPressure777 11 месяцев назад +385

    "Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL

  • @TX.SpaceCowboy
    @TX.SpaceCowboy 5 лет назад +1886

    This special IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED RN. Dave is a legend

    • @goodtogrow7774
      @goodtogrow7774 5 лет назад +9

      Absofuknlutely

    • @udahfickt
      @udahfickt 5 лет назад +8

      Damn straight laughter in a time of pain well of triggerings. This shit was hufuckinlarious. Imma have to watch the whole show

    • @dtbristol
      @dtbristol 5 лет назад +12

      This got a zero on Rotten Tomatoes! Of course they didn't have reviews from the general public.

    • @Five_31
      @Five_31 5 лет назад +5

      legit

    • @tremblence
      @tremblence 5 лет назад +1

      In the case of Juicy, I'd say skip the BirdShot and go with BuckShot all day!

  • @RaleighLink
    @RaleighLink 2 года назад +17453

    Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 2 года назад +83

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @josephdesenclos2769
      @josephdesenclos2769 2 года назад +79

      Checking it out again now.

    • @darrengodbee3435
      @darrengodbee3435 2 года назад +114

      Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do

    • @LeeLee-ux8gh
      @LeeLee-ux8gh 2 года назад +25

      🤣🤣

    • @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami
      @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami 2 года назад +24

      Meeeeeee

  • @CEJRAID
    @CEJRAID 3 года назад +3536

    I can’t even begin to express how simple and brilliant this joke is. The mispronunciation of his name makes the whole bit so much funnier than it initially would have been.

    • @michaelfleming1223
      @michaelfleming1223 3 года назад +52

      I just laughed harder now that I know he mispronounced his name

    • @guardiancologne9034
      @guardiancologne9034 3 года назад +75

      Had to to avoid slander i think

    • @jean-paulmoreau7178
      @jean-paulmoreau7178 3 года назад +58

      john asshat_ 100% agree w/u. And the fact that he cals him a French actor is sooooo hilarious as opposed to being Canadian. It makes all the difference in the world.

    • @uchibenkei
      @uchibenkei 3 года назад +1

      @@jean-paulmoreau7178 why would he say Juicy is Canadian?

    • @jean-paulmoreau7178
      @jean-paulmoreau7178 3 года назад +3

      @@uchibenkei because it's feeding into the negative stereotype of a pretentious feminine sounding name for Chapelles populist audience...

  • @sarahborders2348
    @sarahborders2348 Год назад +589

    Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣

    • @veronicagallo2624
      @veronicagallo2624 Год назад +21

      same here 🤣🤣

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg Год назад +16

      I hope Dave does a follow-up.

    • @Felground
      @Felground Год назад +11

      Same😂

    • @crater044
      @crater044 Год назад +12

      "I gave him a noogie."
      *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies

  • @Squiffy1025
    @Squiffy1025 2 года назад +3576

    As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 2 года назад +14

      So proud of Chicago!

    • @jacknesty1691
      @jacknesty1691 2 года назад +51

      Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 2 года назад +26

      @@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 2 года назад +10

      @Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious

    • @MikeNaples
      @MikeNaples 2 года назад +14

      I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.

  • @beachguyla
    @beachguyla 2 года назад +9808

    "Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.

    • @steve41557
      @steve41557 2 года назад +80

      Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!

    • @jasona9
      @jasona9 2 года назад +22

      2:30

    • @tvs9978
      @tvs9978 2 года назад +74

      I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool

    • @jbwwwwwwweadle244
      @jbwwwwwwweadle244 2 года назад +116

      CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂

    • @ithilnin123
      @ithilnin123 2 года назад +92

      He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣

  • @gusvonstupen1897
    @gusvonstupen1897 3 года назад +2996

    The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.

    • @HavocMaster
      @HavocMaster 3 года назад +45

      Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq 3 года назад +44

      Case closed

    • @dianegron
      @dianegron 2 года назад +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 2 года назад +21

      lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".

    • @LightStreak567
      @LightStreak567 2 года назад +33

      @@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.

  • @jackbauer8498
    @jackbauer8498 Год назад +103

    It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @rebekahshipp3624
    @rebekahshipp3624 3 года назад +800

    The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣

    • @sunnytoppo7466
      @sunnytoppo7466 3 года назад +26

      Was looking for this comment.
      C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭

    • @Adderallyall
      @Adderallyall 3 года назад +14

      I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 3 года назад +3

      Yes!!

    • @seanlynch8084
      @seanlynch8084 3 года назад +23

      And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!

    • @Bluelightcheaphotel
      @Bluelightcheaphotel 3 года назад +4

      @@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing

  • @GeeksOasis
    @GeeksOasis 5 лет назад +9006

    After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

    • @OlderG0ds
      @OlderG0ds 5 лет назад +881

      If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit

    • @nebelungcat6117
      @nebelungcat6117 5 лет назад +586

      Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 5 лет назад +131

      Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 5 лет назад +10

      You need to get out more

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 5 лет назад +12

      @@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.

  • @zenmasterwannabe
    @zenmasterwannabe 5 лет назад +3386

    Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 лет назад +29

      @Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 5 лет назад +25

      *Knee slaps*

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 5 лет назад +9

      And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.

    • @hephzibah8854
      @hephzibah8854 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @lew3034
      @lew3034 5 лет назад +1

      Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾

  • @markl5562
    @markl5562 10 месяцев назад +353

    He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth

    • @tomoth77
      @tomoth77 10 месяцев назад

      As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 9 месяцев назад +1

      no he didn't.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 9 месяцев назад

      @@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 лет назад +1129

    *"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!

    • @xmochix604
      @xmochix604 5 лет назад +25

      I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣

    • @branbranshenanigans1693
      @branbranshenanigans1693 5 лет назад +44

      We didn’t believe shit he said !!

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 5 лет назад +9

      Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t!
      Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao
      This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao

    • @loveyamungo9064
      @loveyamungo9064 5 лет назад

      EXACTLY!

    • @daviekuklatv
      @daviekuklatv 5 лет назад +2

      justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?

  • @timpower4922
    @timpower4922 4 года назад +5517

    As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 года назад +444

      Especially from SUBWAY

    • @nicolascaballero1320
      @nicolascaballero1320 4 года назад +446

      And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 4 года назад +376

      @@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one.
      And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.

    • @elijah8011
      @elijah8011 4 года назад +8

      Tim Power yeah me too

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 4 года назад +3

      @@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?

  • @exoticclegend1524
    @exoticclegend1524 3 года назад +495

    "Subway............SANDWICHES!"
    That line kills me every time lol

    • @Ash_G
      @Ash_G 2 года назад +15

      An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.

    • @kamire6559
      @kamire6559 2 года назад +4

      Same 😂

    • @t.d4143
      @t.d4143 2 года назад +4

      Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 года назад +1

      Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again

    • @Warfarenuggetz
      @Warfarenuggetz 2 года назад +1

      Yes i am dead rolling at that!

  • @philg1882
    @philg1882 Год назад +123

    "Sandwiches?" is one of my favourite Dave lines.

    • @philg1882
      @philg1882 4 месяца назад +1

      @@erincastellana3363 huh?

    • @KandyKane999
      @KandyKane999 9 дней назад +1

      Listen around the 4 minute mark.

    • @georgeh4171
      @georgeh4171 8 дней назад

      Yes that line killed me 😂😂😂

    • @philg1882
      @philg1882 8 дней назад

      @@KandyKane999I was replying to Erin’s seemingly now deleted comment questioning why I found it funny…😂

  • @bigtymerebfan
    @bigtymerebfan 4 года назад +28137

    This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 4 года назад +928

      You mean Juicy

    • @MutarFuqueer
      @MutarFuqueer 4 года назад +356

      LOL, damn Frenchman!

    • @Afrimusican
      @Afrimusican 4 года назад +61

      Faxx.

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 4 года назад +56

      bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁

    • @N3ZYorK
      @N3ZYorK 4 года назад +20

      Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD

  • @julioguanipa7932
    @julioguanipa7932 5 лет назад +1605

    "Subway??? Sandwiches?? "
    He killed me with that line 😂😂😂

    • @SCU3A_S7EVE
      @SCU3A_S7EVE 5 лет назад +27

      Subway? 🤔 Sandwiches?! 🧐

    • @romanmcghee600
      @romanmcghee600 5 лет назад +10

      I know right...too funny

    • @elrickpenn
      @elrickpenn 5 лет назад +2

      ... Flatlined ...

    • @mandybellep230
      @mandybellep230 5 лет назад +8

      Was thinking the same his expressions alone crack me up 🤣🤣

    • @kentcthahauler5354
      @kentcthahauler5354 5 лет назад +6

      I dont know why I lost it at that Sandwiches!!😂😂😂

  • @NorrisJohnsonii
    @NorrisJohnsonii 4 года назад +4322

    Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 4 года назад +32

      Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 4 года назад +80

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?

    • @Sabza015
      @Sabza015 4 года назад +16

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 4 года назад +2

      @@Sabza015 anon?

    • @OPgrits
      @OPgrits 4 года назад +6

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

  • @gavingarza6387
    @gavingarza6387 Год назад +5565

    "Find out where Kanye West was last night..."
    This joke aged well.

    • @TheAntiTrope
      @TheAntiTrope Год назад +163

      Little did Dave know that Kanye was busy evolving into Obergruppenführer Westlich 🤣

    • @thelaxlair6727
      @thelaxlair6727 Год назад +16

      Crazy times

    • @toastyanon8902
      @toastyanon8902 Год назад

      Kanye has moved well beyond attacking Black People, he's set his sights on sweeter prey.

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 Год назад +53

      @@HotepOurobo america needs shock therapy, and kanye is there to shatter the illusion

    • @HotepOurobo
      @HotepOurobo Год назад +60

      @@125discipline2 we didn’t need to love Hitler in order to do it.

  • @jesusjones1024
    @jesusjones1024 5 лет назад +1693

    "In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell

    • @PetterNe
      @PetterNe 5 лет назад +20

      Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 5 лет назад +5

      Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁

    • @AlteraLin
      @AlteraLin 5 лет назад +6

      "Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 5 лет назад +6

      "I drank what?" - Socrates

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 5 лет назад +5

      "Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)

  • @peacelove5873
    @peacelove5873 3 года назад +24824

    The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.

    • @MihzvolWuriar
      @MihzvolWuriar 3 года назад +681

      There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 года назад +449

      Juicy Smooyay*

    • @Gurbeable
      @Gurbeable 3 года назад +69

      Damnnnn that was good,LOL.

    • @wolfwang8464
      @wolfwang8464 3 года назад +26

      @@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 года назад +63

      @@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 5 лет назад +1969

    we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit

    • @SomeBaldDude
      @SomeBaldDude 5 лет назад +60

      Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamsstaylor2348
      @jamsstaylor2348 5 лет назад +8

      Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?

    • @Seekpeace66
      @Seekpeace66 5 лет назад +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vevebertrand254
      @vevebertrand254 5 лет назад +19

      @@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 5 лет назад +9

      Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.

  • @georgecoletraintv
    @georgecoletraintv 6 месяцев назад +76

    The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 4 месяца назад +2

      VERY eloquently put, George...of all of the phenomenal lines in this 'bit' by DC, the "it sounds like something that I would say" is ALWAYS the part that also gets me the most!!
      PS. Edit due to my damn 'auto-correct'...!!

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 4 года назад +6515

    A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 4 года назад +73

      How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 4 года назад +23

      @@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.

    • @LinkMcStink
      @LinkMcStink 4 года назад +15

      Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 4 года назад +19

      @@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...

    • @tolkienblack
      @tolkienblack 4 года назад +7

      SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?

  • @grifballa
    @grifballa 5 лет назад +16159

    Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...

  • @kimone99
    @kimone99 2 года назад +705

    ‘What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him…with our silence’. 💀💀💀😂. Such a potent statement I remember not saying a word, it just didn’t add up! The truth will always come to light. We love you Dave 🇨🇦!!

    • @HovalisKai2
      @HovalisKai2 2 года назад +46

      People were talking about it at work and i kept my mouth shut

    • @pythomas29
      @pythomas29 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @desertsn0wball
      @desertsn0wball 2 года назад +9

      I didn't really understand that part... It's like you have doubts about the whole thing but still support him anyway?

    • @henryottis295
      @henryottis295 2 года назад +15

      Dave is a comedic genius, I just wish he would do an update !
      He branded Juicy for life.

    • @J-Hue
      @J-Hue 2 года назад +19

      @@desertsn0wball
      Yeah, the same way people turn a blind eye to racism in every institution in this society. Silent support.
      All we would've done is catch undo flak from the vocal majority anyway. Wasn't worth it. Just let the facts come out and smile as it plays out.

  • @morganmonson4776
    @morganmonson4776 10 месяцев назад +78

    “ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️

  • @kirkapplewhaite4541
    @kirkapplewhaite4541 2 года назад +1436

    No matter how many times I see this, I laugh hysterically.
    Absolute boss on the delivery.

    • @scorptarget
      @scorptarget 2 года назад +7

      Same 😂😂

    • @ZeWrAtH
      @ZeWrAtH 2 года назад +3

      Same here xD

    • @waltersilas1659
      @waltersilas1659 2 года назад +15

      It's the "smooyay" for me🤣🤣

    • @6bt_str86
      @6bt_str86 2 года назад +6

      Hard to depict how this second generation of his work is so damn goat stand up.

    • @moejjoraisin6005
      @moejjoraisin6005 2 года назад +2

      Dave is FREAKIN' AWESOME!! This skit is HILARIOUS!!

  • @rustyshackleford1785
    @rustyshackleford1785 5 лет назад +1628

    Dave's delivery is like aged wine that shit just gets better and better, respect!

    • @gladiusgladiusvinicius2664
      @gladiusgladiusvinicius2664 5 лет назад +4

      Finaly back

    • @lostinthesaucetv8706
      @lostinthesaucetv8706 5 лет назад +3

      @@gladiusgladiusvinicius2664 he never left he performed underground but I agree mainstream glad he back in the spotlight

    • @lampini
      @lampini 5 лет назад +7

      That sounds like something.......THAT I WOULD SAY

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 лет назад +4

      The man's sharp as a tack and his timing is on point as always xD The only stand-up comedian I've been watching consistently since I was 13 years old. I could listen to this man read out his grocery list and I'd fall of my chair from laughter.

    • @rustyshackleford1785
      @rustyshackleford1785 5 лет назад +2

      @@KPater-mf4je Agreed, Dave's standup was good along time ago,now he's really seasoned and full of wisdom in my opinion!

  • @joshg2350
    @joshg2350 5 лет назад +1567

    “It sounds like something... that I would say!”
    I lost it 😂😂😂

    • @P3T3R582
      @P3T3R582 5 лет назад +13

      Join the club my friend.

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 5 лет назад +26

      THE funniest line in this amazingly hilarious bit.

    • @josh77star
      @josh77star 5 лет назад +6

      jcb3393 facts

    • @pcov7692
      @pcov7692 5 лет назад +8

      😅😅😅

    • @rnbmessiah
      @rnbmessiah 5 лет назад +8

      Still laughing!

  • @Andrea1542
    @Andrea1542 Год назад +382

    I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.

    • @izzyslizzy11
      @izzyslizzy11 11 месяцев назад +11

      its a good laugh every time I need one lmao

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 11 месяцев назад +3

      Same here

    • @karens1156
      @karens1156 10 месяцев назад +3

      Same here 😂

    • @voshtt
      @voshtt 10 месяцев назад +2

      The algo calls to us all,

    • @antitoxic2302
      @antitoxic2302 10 месяцев назад +4

      😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT

  • @harley5571
    @harley5571 3 года назад +434

    I applaud Dave Chapelle for continuing to be himself. Laughter is a great medicine.

  • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
    @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 года назад +3952

    I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂

    • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
      @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 года назад +11

      @@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dxtesen8380
      @dxtesen8380 2 года назад +14

      Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 2 года назад

      @@z0ee996 Its rubbish

    • @shenbeuv2616
      @shenbeuv2616 2 года назад +1

      @@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 2 года назад +2

      @@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy.
      But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 4 года назад +10336

    The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.

    • @WillAnderson3rd
      @WillAnderson3rd 4 года назад +1371

      In Chicago

    • @inalavalamp
      @inalavalamp 4 года назад +1157

      @@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter

    • @jandavis5403
      @jandavis5403 4 года назад +905

      Who carries bleach at 2am ?

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад +530

      And yet some people still believe it
      SMH

    • @vivisect53
      @vivisect53 4 года назад +491

      I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 Год назад +496

    Supporting him with our silence, LMAO even when you know someone's lying to the police, you still don't rat them out.

  • @monkeyboybaker_uk
    @monkeyboybaker_uk 3 года назад +1900

    When he said “it sounds like something that I would say” I nearly fell off my chair 🤣

    • @mfetzer1
      @mfetzer1 3 года назад +43

      Yeah that s*** took a surprise turn when he said that I was dying!!

    • @ccrider7047
      @ccrider7047 3 года назад +31

      The “pause” lol it’s what throws it off!

    • @shawnhaq8955
      @shawnhaq8955 3 года назад +29

      His punchlines are so unpredictable.

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 3 года назад +23

      I was curious so I looked it up. Jussie Smollet hasn't been in a movie since this all went down. And if it wasn't for his role in Empire he would have been out of work since 2017. His name is so toxic in Hollywood now that even the woke left won't touch him.

    • @trevertravis8963
      @trevertravis8963 3 года назад +5

      @@superdave8248 was he even in a movie before that happened?

  • @tylerwedell3750
    @tylerwedell3750 5 лет назад +2220

    When he's impersonating the cop taking the police report i died of laughter.

    • @deoxal7947
      @deoxal7947 5 лет назад +74

      Dave is pretty funny but I rarely laugh out loud but when he said, find out where Kanye was I started wheezing.

    • @HarrisonCountyStudio
      @HarrisonCountyStudio 5 лет назад +97

      Chappell does the best ‘non-threatening, Middle American, white guy’ impersonation.

    • @ryanduksa5202
      @ryanduksa5202 5 лет назад +9

      May you rest in peace

    • @LR-vg4et
      @LR-vg4et 5 лет назад

      same

    • @LR-vg4et
      @LR-vg4et 5 лет назад

      @@deoxal7947
      🙋‍♀️

  • @charlesblack9959
    @charlesblack9959 5 лет назад +6212

    From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

  • @MJHdesproj
    @MJHdesproj 10 месяцев назад +92

    I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…

  • @thebirdwhoflew312
    @thebirdwhoflew312 5 лет назад +4840

    Chappelle is a master at his craft and therefore able to show us how ridiculous as a society we've become. Thank you Dave. Thank you.

  • @flh2o630
    @flh2o630 5 лет назад +1927

    His police impression when he was taking down notes was hilarious.

    • @Pileven
      @Pileven 5 лет назад +38

      William Eleazar thats a dave classic! He even uses the same cop name “frank” as his old specials

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 5 лет назад +39

      "Sandwiches?" 🤣

    • @SayMy_User_Name
      @SayMy_User_Name 5 лет назад +23

      William Eleazar frank.. find out where Kanye west was last night 😂

    • @danimal097521
      @danimal097521 5 лет назад +8

      @@SayMy_User_Name LOLOL I about fell over when he said that. LOLOL

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 лет назад +6

      Daves police voice is best

  • @samuelthomas4590
    @samuelthomas4590 Год назад +240

    Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo

    • @heygoodbyee
      @heygoodbyee Год назад +9

      It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo

    • @roe6075
      @roe6075 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasminemonroe5784
    @jasminemonroe5784 3 года назад +4350

    February in Chicago is beyond cold at 2am, drug dealers are not even outside at that time. A lot of people who have common sense didn't believe this story.

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 3 года назад +396

      At the time this happened there was a historic arctic blast affecting Chicago too

    • @leiladekwatro3147
      @leiladekwatro3147 3 года назад +461

      You know its bad when even drug dealers dont come out

    • @mrsquishyboots
      @mrsquishyboots 3 года назад +140

      some white chemist are thinking......-16f and bleach....hmmm

    • @TheLisaGate
      @TheLisaGate 3 года назад +213

      It was a polar vortex that night. We got it in Ohio. Wind chill was close to -32. Nobody is out in that shit!

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 года назад +135

      I feel stupid for even believing that story. 😑

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 4 года назад +4883

    The part with the cop taking Juicy´s statement is killing me every time.
    "So you where out at night,walking?"
    "Subway?"
    *"SANDWICHES?!"*
    P.S. This whole bit aged like fine wine after Juicy's trial & conviction, didn't it?

    • @mfinn5146
      @mfinn5146 4 года назад +70

      Makes me think Juicy was hoping to get an endorsement deal. Someone has to be the new Jarod.

    • @regancopple4085
      @regancopple4085 4 года назад +246

      "Okay, what did they have on?"
      "MAGA HATS!"
      MAGA hats on, in Chicago?"
      "Excuse me one second, Mr. Smollett."
      "Frank, come here for a second."
      "Find out where Kanye West was last night."

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 4 года назад +54

      I only listen to hear him say "SANDWICHES"

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 4 года назад +58

      He was actually going to Walgreens but it was closed so he went to Subway for a *SALAD* which is actually worse

    • @Josh2DaBeckett
      @Josh2DaBeckett 4 года назад +16

      “MAGA HATS???!!!”

  • @erenjaeger3537
    @erenjaeger3537 3 года назад +712

    Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 2 года назад +16

      "Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @ninamartinez5171
      @ninamartinez5171 2 года назад +3

      I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him

    • @reroutedsoul1753
      @reroutedsoul1753 2 года назад +2

      whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy

    • @marcusaurelius8717
      @marcusaurelius8717 Месяц назад

      ​@@ninamartinez5171 you're an idiot for believing that story then. I bet you believe in Santa to.

    • @cool_cat007smoove3
      @cool_cat007smoove3 21 день назад

      Indeed 👍

  • @natemyers4946
    @natemyers4946 11 месяцев назад +126

    Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 11 месяцев назад

      Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 11 месяцев назад +3

      Same 😂

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 5 лет назад +9105

    It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 5 лет назад +230

      Was that this year 😳

    • @scrapplesamwich7910
      @scrapplesamwich7910 5 лет назад +152

      Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.

    • @dnlaqkl2412
      @dnlaqkl2412 5 лет назад +66

      @@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.

    • @b_uppy
      @b_uppy 5 лет назад +38

      @Juud Chimaoge
      #WalkAway

    • @walkaway6353
      @walkaway6353 5 лет назад +67

      @Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 !
      And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".

  • @alysham519
    @alysham519 4 года назад +1972

    LMAO the disbelief in his voice when he says "SANDWICHES" 😂

    • @materialclassified
      @materialclassified 4 года назад +5

      Even funnier and you don't hear about it. ruclips.net/video/TOYYboLB6Fo/видео.html

    • @TheDentistexe
      @TheDentistexe 4 года назад +12

      I laughed so hard 🤣 subway... SANDWICHES?

    • @zo_leo8401
      @zo_leo8401 4 года назад +22

      As a police officer who takes a ton of bullshit reports from people you can tell are lying this is 1000% how we would have said it lol

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 4 года назад +1

      I like how his head tilts to the side like "alright". 😄😄😄

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 4 года назад

      Lol classic shit

  • @anthonyr1171
    @anthonyr1171 5 лет назад +587

    Juicy smuliett lol Can't get sued for defamation of character for that. Genius

  • @danrodrigues3531
    @danrodrigues3531 6 месяцев назад +26

    I never get tired of this bit. I can't count how many times I've watched it...

  • @Dky640
    @Dky640 4 года назад +2802

    This is why Dave Chappelle is a legend. Shutdown Juicy’s defense more then the Chicago prosecutors could.

    • @mser3232
      @mser3232 4 года назад +38

      There was no defense it's called common sense

    • @michaelneilson2120
      @michaelneilson2120 4 года назад

      P

    • @abravesman64
      @abravesman64 4 года назад +7

      Dky640 Only goes to show how dumb you are and how Dave played you. He knew Smollett was lying all along, yet didn’t say a peep about it until “after” Smollett was already exposed. Dave then comes out with this skit about all of it to make a joke about it and smooth things over.

    • @Dky640
      @Dky640 4 года назад +12

      Brett Jameson haha smooth it over sure dumb one.

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 года назад +22

      @@abravesman64 *WOW. That went so far over your head it has landed on the Moon. Talk about "It only goes to show how dumb you are", Followed by THE dumbest thing I've heard all day. Great typed demonstration there, kiddo.*

  • @matteowatteo1296
    @matteowatteo1296 2 года назад +529

    Take a look at the faces in the crowd. You'll never find a more diverse following than the one Dave has. Everybody loves the guy. Why? Because he's funny AF.

    • @twothreebravo2374
      @twothreebravo2374 2 года назад +32

      Its crazy how race doesn’t matter but its all people fucking go on about these days. Dave chappelle rules, he’ll laugh and joke about everything

    • @markabrahams2191
      @markabrahams2191 2 года назад +10

      @@twothreebravo2374 The power of the media,or more accurately the people that own the media and the power to create division and chaos

    • @NG-oh1ov
      @NG-oh1ov 2 года назад +15

      Went to see a screening of his documentary and the crowd was incredibly diverse, kind to one another and respectful- that’s the crowd Dave draws in- all his haters have it so wrong

    • @someguy7424
      @someguy7424 2 года назад +9

      @@twothreebravo2374 THANK YOU! Racism has always been a problem in the USA, but it had been becoming less and less of a problem for decades until the last few years when we’ve taken massive steps back, and Jussie contributed to the problem for his own selfish reasons.

    • @conorsaintlouis9790
      @conorsaintlouis9790 2 года назад +3

      Amen

  • @dereksmith2034
    @dereksmith2034 5 лет назад +12637

    Subway needs a new sandwich called the Smollett sub plenty of Bologna and only available after 2 a.m.

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 10 месяцев назад +39

    “Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 5 лет назад +1278

    The ONLY thing wrong with DC’s latest Netflix special is that it’s too damn short!

    • @RayofVibez
      @RayofVibez 5 лет назад +8

      Agreed

    • @ghostoftsushima8657
      @ghostoftsushima8657 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @shadowstorm1989
      @shadowstorm1989 5 лет назад +21

      That's the sign of a great comedian. Rule 1 of comedy is always leave the audience wanting more.

    • @ueser8284
      @ueser8284 5 лет назад +2

      Cy Ezé there is a prologue after it ends that’s a good clip of time.

    • @trinibee09
      @trinibee09 5 лет назад +1

      Cy Ezé for real

  • @Luke101
    @Luke101 2 года назад +5434

    This is one of his best bits ever 😂
    “Subway…. SANDWICHES!?”

    • @Ed-sh8jt
      @Ed-sh8jt 2 года назад +329

      why would rich guy walk at 2AM in -16 degrees weather to go buy a subway sandwich

    • @keenanicole23
      @keenanicole23 2 года назад +187

      Is Subway even open at 2AM? Lol.

    • @malcdogg412
      @malcdogg412 2 года назад +68

      Kills me every single time

    • @JL-uo1di
      @JL-uo1di 2 года назад +46

      Well now he is out so eat it. He was convicted, alright, but 5 months and 30 months of probabation, yet the guys who stormed the capitol hill get 75 days, that is some BS system, not justice.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 года назад +58

      @@JL-uo1di are you a bot ?

  • @anthonyw9129
    @anthonyw9129 5 лет назад +1073

    Dave Chappelle is Awesome the media can say what they want but he's telling the truth

    • @missireason8998
      @missireason8998 5 лет назад +24

      Just as Jack Nicholson yelled it...
      "You can't handle the truth!"

    • @gubbins3356
      @gubbins3356 5 лет назад +12

      Facts are facts!

    • @khall4573
      @khall4573 5 лет назад +9

      TRUTH!

    • @josevalladolid4677
      @josevalladolid4677 5 лет назад +4

      Thats why the media hate him.. But he Is awsome..

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 лет назад +1

      The media's all too predictable response is even waking up a few normies.

  • @Nuffsaid876
    @Nuffsaid876 Год назад +69

    03:35 lmaoooooo. 100% the truth. You left the house at 2 am. Minus 16 degrees. Lmao

    • @boohoo7176
      @boohoo7176 Год назад +14

      For a subway sandwich 😂

  • @DianeJessicaDollimontMcGrath
    @DianeJessicaDollimontMcGrath 5 лет назад +757

    I frickin' love Dave Chappelle! Justice for Juicy...I'm dying

    • @markedgette5463
      @markedgette5463 5 лет назад +4

      What if people went around Chicago holding signs that said justice for juicy that would liberals over the edge.

    • @orangemancometh
      @orangemancometh 5 лет назад +6

      I'd almost subscribe to leftist sh*thole Netflix just to watch this in its entirety. But I'll probably spend my money on a "Justice 4 Juicy" t-shirt.

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 5 лет назад +2

      Poor Juicy!

  • @JJ-sq3jj
    @JJ-sq3jj 4 года назад +3137

    When he says “that sounds like something... that I would say” I lose my shit every time

    • @RJNumber45
      @RJNumber45 4 года назад +35

      LMAO! .... same here

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 4 года назад +14

      Lol me too

    • @TiTi-pm4my
      @TiTi-pm4my 4 года назад +16

      Same!! Ugh, I missed Dave so much. Hilarious!

    • @Dreamformeable
      @Dreamformeable 4 года назад +5

      Not to play smart or anything, but it was kind of obvious he will say that. I knew he will say that line when he said "it's sound like something". Still funny though

    • @BourneFreeATL
      @BourneFreeATL 4 года назад +4

      @Sudden Arrival Racism comes from white people... it's at the foundation of everything they cherish in this world.
      Don't believe me?... count how many white people Dave left scratching their heads after his 8:46 show.

  • @kirkhutchins4989
    @kirkhutchins4989 5 лет назад +622

    Now this is the Dave Chappelle I remember. Comedic gold!!

    • @kochise1119
      @kochise1119 5 лет назад +7

      I think it was taking a while for him to get back in his groove after his hiatus.

    • @angelamendieta4110
      @angelamendieta4110 5 лет назад +2

      I don't know he is still off the mark for me... and I love me some Dave...

    • @kirkhutchins4989
      @kirkhutchins4989 5 лет назад +4

      Don't think he'll ever be back to his old form. But he's an amazing story teller and he's got wisdom now to help his routine. He's still a better comic than most of them out their atm. Too many of them are to scared to be edgy, and just follow the PC/SJW parameters, which isn't funny at all!

    • @stefanagha3248
      @stefanagha3248 5 лет назад +6

      He’s better than ever! Distinguished now.

    • @ByGraceThroughFaith777
      @ByGraceThroughFaith777 5 лет назад +1

      yet is has 0% at Rotten Tomatoes...

  • @balipan09
    @balipan09 Год назад +78

    Such perfect timing and delivery leading the crowd into this bit. Dave is a true master of his craft ❤️

  • @mystichdx
    @mystichdx 4 года назад +2045

    The slow-rising burn of this joke is absolutely legendary.

    • @kara_mel.
      @kara_mel. 4 года назад +12

      Slow-rising...that's the word👌

    • @bryanspain8538
      @bryanspain8538 4 года назад +4

      That's why he's the greatest

    • @MrHeftyFine
      @MrHeftyFine 4 года назад +15

      "Justice for Juicy!"
      Gets me every time Bahahahaha

    • @hanj31
      @hanj31 4 года назад +3

      Even Charles Barkley said some things on inside the NBA that were pretty hilarious.

    • @xziaah6j63kx9
      @xziaah6j63kx9 4 года назад +2

      "gay and black not just FRENCH"
      hahahahahahaha
      dave is genius!

  • @BabyHannah05
    @BabyHannah05 3 года назад +457

    Who else doesn’t get tired of watching this? Every time I watch it gets even funnier

    • @kamire6559
      @kamire6559 2 года назад +8

      Yesss 😂😂😂

    • @ajmorales5748
      @ajmorales5748 2 года назад +6

      Eh i get tired of it, then wait like 2 weeks and proceed to lmao

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 2 года назад +7

      The pacing, the timing, that final line -- the whole bit is perfection!

    • @christineguttilla6465
      @christineguttilla6465 2 года назад +1

      OMG yes!

  • @pmwiky
    @pmwiky 2 года назад +9551

    Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣

    • @manclass3
      @manclass3 2 года назад +194

      Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave

    • @jackquentin1950
      @jackquentin1950 2 года назад +121

      A well-deserved punchline for a clown

    • @williammunny9916
      @williammunny9916 2 года назад +52

      *_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_*
      _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._
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    • @Itswateva
      @Itswateva 2 года назад +20

      Right this will b the height of his career

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 2 года назад +110

      It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.

  • @sickset
    @sickset Год назад +140

    Never fails to make me laugh. I love watching the crowd figuring out at the beginning who is he talking about. You see people totally unsure and others already caught on and start laughing. Even the couples you'll see one half get it and the other doesn't. Then the laughter gets louder as everyone realizes who he's talking about.

    • @roywilkowski2326
      @roywilkowski2326 Год назад +13

      Exactly. In the beginning there's this eerie quiet. You can almost see the wheels in the audience's heads silently thinking, "What the hell is he talking about?" Then, it starts to dawn on those of a quicker wit, and by the time he delivers the "Juicy Smooyay" part; everyone gets it and the laughter is deafening, even from those trying their best not to laugh. That's the genius of guys like Dave and B. Burr. The audience knows it's funny, but Dave and B.B. know that YOU KNOW it's funny; even if the audience doesn't want it to be funny. The audience simply can't help themselves because the humor is undeniable.

  • @COLORBLASTER
    @COLORBLASTER 5 лет назад +3445

    Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"

  • @mickev1020
    @mickev1020 3 года назад +3605

    Subway?!? Sandwiches?!? That line was so underrated.

    • @derekweinerttv4163
      @derekweinerttv4163 3 года назад +63

      Not really everyone laughed really hard and a bunch of people are quoting it in this very comment section

    • @SR-vl6ql
      @SR-vl6ql 3 года назад +19

      Underrated? Exactly who’s doing the rating? Stupid.

    • @skachor
      @skachor 3 года назад +40

      @@SR-vl6ql rotten tomatoes?

    • @DS-wk1kn
      @DS-wk1kn 3 года назад +22

      Why are there always the "underrated" comments? I don't get it.

    • @iqless7313
      @iqless7313 3 года назад +13

      I don't even understand why him asking "sandwiches??!" so surprisedly is so funny, but it is...

  • @Tommyboy6426
    @Tommyboy6426 2 года назад +2054

    One of the greatest things about Dave Chappelle’s legacy is after he did this, everyone started saying “Juicy Smooyay” and it’s awesome! This special is one of the best! Bless you Dave!

    • @funkthat
      @funkthat 2 года назад +63

      Haha I didnt realise he was "FRENCHING" up his name essentially disowning him from his blackness llloll Dave would prolly release Juicy during the racial draft

    • @llltrac9143
      @llltrac9143 2 года назад +4

      Also Clayton Bigsby

    • @xziaah6j63kx9
      @xziaah6j63kx9 2 года назад +37

      "He is gay and black not just French!" hahahahahaha

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 Год назад +13

      There is so many levels of humor his this bit. the disarming "French actor" stuff, a way to make light of a dark situation, the self-deprecating, and that he is not afraid to make fun of himself. he is the only comedian i have seen who can make fun of a group while complimenting them at the same time. he takes good examples from real life and understands there is more to people than our hair-trigger reactions to the story of the day. he is a national treasure

    • @MrMyers758
      @MrMyers758 Год назад

      @@funkthat I’m guessing you are white then? If you think giving a black man a French sounding name makes him less black? As if French black people don’t exist, and the only names black people can have are stereotypical African American names?

  • @Crookqt
    @Crookqt 10 месяцев назад +76

    "Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome

  • @nik4546
    @nik4546 4 года назад +4399

    Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of

    • @NeuroNinjaAlexander
      @NeuroNinjaAlexander 4 года назад +61

      Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂

    • @garlandvincent3742
      @garlandvincent3742 4 года назад +18

      Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do

    • @Sponge420
      @Sponge420 4 года назад +6

      Great comment,was gonna like this but 420

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 4 года назад +13

      imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 4 года назад +1

      @Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight

  • @sethholmes9431
    @sethholmes9431 5 лет назад +396

    When he went. “That sounds like something... THAT I WOULD SAY” I was in tears 😂😂

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +3746

    People were still trying to defend Juicy until this Special came out, and then you never heard a single peep afterwards. Thank god for Dave Chappelle. Lol

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 4 года назад +81

      Yesss.. i love how dave shut them all up

    • @Oziefox
      @Oziefox 4 года назад +11

      So this happened before they figured all, right?

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +114

      @@Oziefox Yeah this was right after it happened and everyone knew he was lying but a few people were still defending him. I mean, the Chicago Police Department isn't exactly sqeaky clean, but it was pretty obvious to most. 🤣

    • @Boogy816
      @Boogy816 4 года назад +23

      Please...a lot of us already knew that story was bs

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +43

      @@Boogy816 yeah mostly everyone, but there were some people who couldn't back track. Anyway, brilliant stand-up.

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 лет назад +18168

    He'll always be Juicy Smooyay from now on.

    • @poolq422
      @poolq422 5 лет назад +287

      Because Dave said it! #🐐

    • @yonatanalem9343
      @yonatanalem9343 5 лет назад +381

      Juicy Fruit Smoothie

    • @elat9635
      @elat9635 5 лет назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Savagemister
      @Savagemister 5 лет назад +73

      @@yonatanalem9343 I figured his middle name would be "Fruit" lol. Nice one.

    • @oliveoil3917
      @oliveoil3917 5 лет назад +24

      Mate his dms are on fire

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +2052

    "He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!

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    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 5 лет назад +22

      I'm french and black, we don't claim him.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂👌

    • @Meth24096
      @Meth24096 5 лет назад +5

      I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +8

      @@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.

  • @jamesclemons9284
    @jamesclemons9284 4 года назад +1852

    It's even funnier because, as a Chicagoan, when we heard about this story we knew he was lying because, as Dave said, it was minus 16 degrees that night not including the wind chill.

    • @TudorascuBogdan
      @TudorascuBogdan 4 года назад +93

      it checks out with the wearing of the maga hats. They were cold.

    • @beamgeorges3607
      @beamgeorges3607 4 года назад +13

      Y 😂😂😂😂

    • @masteroftheuniverse9929
      @masteroftheuniverse9929 4 года назад +57

      Is there a Subway open at 2:00am?

    • @DRock6906
      @DRock6906 4 года назад +102

      No shit bro. I visited Chicago in '89 in the month of January... I'm from California... And when I said I thought I was gonna die, that is an UNDERSTATEMENT!! How in the f**k do ya'll survive in the winter?!?! Minus 16 degrees? DAM!! Where I'm from, it never dips below 50 :-)

    • @midwestlakelife
      @midwestlakelife 4 года назад +52

      I'm over in Michigan and we felt the same thing here.
      It was so cold here in Michigan, we knew it had to be much colder in Chicago.
      The night he said it happened, it was so cold, I didn't want to go out to the freezer in my garage.
      Coldest it's been in the midwest in a long time.
      I knew it was BS from the weather alone.

  • @fyora1396
    @fyora1396 3 часа назад +9

    Back in the news had to revisit this classic😂

  • @andyseman5005
    @andyseman5005 5 лет назад +521

    Chappelle got Balls of steel... LOVE IT!!

    • @AnalyticalChick
      @AnalyticalChick 5 лет назад +9

      Yup, his pants should make a clanking noise.

    • @AnalyticalChick
      @AnalyticalChick 5 лет назад +1

      @Insert Name Here That wouldn't stop them from cancelling him. They hate Trump and Trump has f*ck you money...

    • @AnalyticalChick
      @AnalyticalChick 5 лет назад

      @ibigrooster11 Congress for one

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 2 года назад +837

    I will never stop laughing at “Subway?.. SANDWICHES!??” lmao

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 2 года назад +19

      Same cracking up for days

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 2 года назад +14

      This is my standard lingo when someone says the word subway 😂 SANDWICHES?

    • @stepitup25
      @stepitup25 2 года назад +4

      I had this exact quote pop in my head recently, and I couldn’t remember who said it until I saw a recent video of the Smollett case and it clicked. lolll

    • @Earl_E_Burd
      @Earl_E_Burd 2 года назад

      Right next to the lines from Half-Baked

    • @F15ElectricEagle
      @F15ElectricEagle 2 года назад +25

      Subway should have taken advantage of the situation by naming a sandwich after him. "The Juicy Sommelier" - It's available only in Subways located in Chicago and after 2:00AM.

  • @fraziersworld3701
    @fraziersworld3701 5 лет назад +583

    This dude is just plain funny... Love how his jokes come straight from truth 😂

    • @satorilynn11
      @satorilynn11 5 лет назад +9

      Exactly!!! That's why I love him so much. Lol. Truth comedy!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @mskay9597
      @mskay9597 5 лет назад +8

      Same here! That’s the best type of comedy in my opinion 😂

    • @toofar2real
      @toofar2real 5 лет назад +10

      He's 80% just straight talking and 20% joking, its brilliant

    • @southwestgal7
      @southwestgal7 5 лет назад +9

      The Most I have Laughed at ANY Comedians Routine in Years. Honest and Brilliant👏👍😂

    • @fraziersworld3701
      @fraziersworld3701 5 лет назад +3

      @@southwestgal7 agreed

  • @GGnooREE
    @GGnooREE Год назад +18

    The fact you position a word like “sandwiches” and make everyone laugh is just talent lol

  • @bencole5793
    @bencole5793 4 года назад +2672

    "MAGA hats? MAGA hats in Chicago? Frank, come over here for a second. Find out where Kayne West was last night." The entire bit was comedy gold, but love the ending.

    • @JooJooShrimp
      @JooJooShrimp 4 года назад +15

      I don't understand it please explain it to me

    • @bencole5793
      @bencole5793 4 года назад +133

      @@JooJooShrimp Kanye was raised in Chicago and is a famous Trump supporter.

    • @christianburk4133
      @christianburk4133 4 года назад +82

      I love when he says you left the house at 2am it’s minus 16 degrees, you were walking all right. Haha. The faces he makes are hilarious

    • @highmoves9386
      @highmoves9386 4 года назад +13

      There is more when he goes into the Nigerians. That is the true ending. I wish it was included

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 года назад

      Ben Cole *Kanye

  • @92godswill
    @92godswill 4 года назад +2577

    Had to come back and watch this now that "Juicy" has been indicted. 😂😂

  • @dannypalin9583
    @dannypalin9583 5 лет назад +9300

    The media said this show was terrible. No wonder nobody takes the media seriously anymore.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 5 лет назад +436

      @d00bZubElEk That's the point he was trying to make. This entire special was about making fun of all the dumb shit thats been happening. The point he was trying to make is, he's an American, he can say what ever he wants to say, while at the same time making it funny.
      No one should be censored for thier speech, no one should have to be careful of what they say due to maybe offending people with words.
      The critics rate his new Netflix special very low, while the rest of people, you know, the majority of the people, rate it 99 out of 100%. Almost a perfect score from the majority.
      It goes to show you that the critics ratings are solely based on a political bias, and a political agenda. For thier ratings to be so far off of what the majority rated his show, it shows that the critics live in a bubble, not in reality.
      I never trust the words of critics, I rather read through a handful of normal people ratings and reviews. Because the normal people ratings are not bought and paid for by company's and corporations that has a political bias and agenda.

    • @laysdong
      @laysdong 5 лет назад +41

      @@IlDeimos This person clearly doesnt understand the first amendment. NOBODY will stop you from saying whatever you want, that doesnt mean youre freee from the consequences of the dumbshit you say though.
      The CONSTANT conservative victim complex is unreal.

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 5 лет назад +3

      Danny Palin This comment hurts my head 🤦‍♀️

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 5 лет назад +33

      Carlos R I’m assuming this comment is coming from an avid Fox News viewer? 🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @lindseybailes2706
      @lindseybailes2706 5 лет назад +9

      That's because they're too busy being offended

  • @omalley5196
    @omalley5196 Год назад +85

    This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!

  • @RVII
    @RVII 3 года назад +663

    "Justice for Juicy" still kills me every single time 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @LexaTerrestrialx
    @LexaTerrestrialx 5 лет назад +541

    this joke was so well put together, it got even better and better towards the end.
    "who carries around a rope as a weapon? What year is it 1850?"

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 5 лет назад +2

      it wasnt even a rope..... it was a clothesline !!!!

    • @jeremyzawaski3113
      @jeremyzawaski3113 5 лет назад

      @@MSBKIRKLAND joey diaz is 100 percent the best story teller of all time

    • @franciscirasunda1838
      @franciscirasunda1838 5 лет назад

      No it wasn't.. it sucked and I don't like it!

    • @kilogmatt
      @kilogmatt 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeremyzawaski3113 if it weren't for his crazy insane experiences though would he be a good storyteller? Joey Diaz lying would basically be Bert Kreischer and I couldn't tolerate that guy telling a story the length of a children's book.

    • @MrBlueTimes
      @MrBlueTimes 5 лет назад

      I love the video where the police in his apartment asked Juicy if he would like to take the twine off.. LMAO. Dumbass had a sweater on underneath the Sting necklace. -17 degrees and not wearing a coat but sweater?