15 Minutes of Bill Burr Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel Год назад +1886

    “And then I looked in the mirror, I caught my eye, and we both laughed”.
    Such a great line.

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill Год назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill Год назад +7

      Bill kills every time

    • @Cantbuyathrill
      @Cantbuyathrill Год назад +20

      "I fucking knew it!"
      I know that feeling.

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад +8

      I'd like to think that his reflection took a second or two to join in, and once it did it sounded a little hollow and sad.
      Bill leaves to do his show, his reflection watches him go in bland silence. Once he's gone it pours itself a stiff drink and starts to cry.

    • @iiPrr
      @iiPrr Год назад +2

      Best thing in the video lmao

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +1925

    My favorite thing about Bill is how he works **himself** up talking, and then gets more and more annoyed 😂

    • @robertcreighton4635
      @robertcreighton4635 Год назад +28

      The best 👌 😆 🤣

    • @Angelwrites
      @Angelwrites Год назад +9

      Foreal 😂 it’s the best

    • @wolvez2724
      @wolvez2724 Год назад +42

      he's one of the only people I've seen that can completely reenact stories with the full emotion of them

    • @billman2112
      @billman2112 Год назад +6

      Talent is few and far between now.

    • @lucasroche8639
      @lucasroche8639 Год назад +11

      He plays the grumpy old man role brilliantly.

  • @vdd1001
    @vdd1001 Год назад +543

    I need a 60 minute compilation of Bill Burr cuz he's outstanding, too funny and also too real, there's no BS with him

    • @emilywilson696
      @emilywilson696 Год назад +31

      Just listen to his Monday morning podcast, it’s more than rants. But basically rants

    • @christinerobbins9376
      @christinerobbins9376 Год назад +6

      ​@@emilywilson696this! 😂

    • @ModishShrink
      @ModishShrink Год назад +13

      Somebody should tell this guy about his Netflix comedy specials

    • @davidl2469
      @davidl2469 Год назад

      Except now he is married to a dumb very low class woke braindead woman and she has the leash

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 Год назад +8

      I could listen to 60 minutes of him just telling one long story.

  • @GOINFINITI
    @GOINFINITI Год назад +470

    Him and Chapelle - by far my most favourite stand up comedians. I also love his acting on TV

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw Год назад +591

    “Nobody in the WNBA got covid.”
    The burn is legendary 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 Год назад +118

    Bill Burr is my favorite comedian because he’s a deeply creatively funny person. Whenever he speaks, you’re just like “who tf thinks like this 😂”. The difference between saying something funny and being funny. His brain is just a never ending special 😂.

  • @Heathcoatman
    @Heathcoatman Год назад +277

    Bill is the best. About once a year I watch 'The Philadelphia Incident", which no matter how many times I watch it, still cracks me up. Bill is a savage.

  • @pauldegregorio6432
    @pauldegregorio6432 Год назад +397

    He helps my southern wife understand her Bostonian husband. Cheaper & funnier than therapy.

    • @ajrebel6447
      @ajrebel6447 Год назад +23

      Bill Burr has no idea of the all the good in the world he is doing! 😀

    • @VenturiLife
      @VenturiLife 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ajrebel6447 Comedian? Or therapist? haha!!

    • @jeff8839
      @jeff8839 5 месяцев назад +6

      holy shit i'm from boston marrying a southern woman too

    • @fortnitetrashcan8308
      @fortnitetrashcan8308 4 месяца назад +4

      @@jeff8839 wish you guys a good marriage

    • @c.c.hiliner1065
      @c.c.hiliner1065 23 дня назад

      You and me both....

  • @yuzroyax
    @yuzroyax Год назад +130

    His voice alone is hilarious and then the jokes are deadly 😂❤

    • @RonaldRegain
      @RonaldRegain 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah he just makes super smart jokes. Not just dumb ones that gets viral from most others.

  • @mollymercer5941
    @mollymercer5941 Год назад +54

    This is the funniest dude I've ever seen. A phenomenal comedian.

  • @jamesdeschef
    @jamesdeschef 10 месяцев назад +37

    …. And we didn’t get rid of the dog!!! He had a moment!!!😂🤣😂

  • @eldiablo2044
    @eldiablo2044 7 месяцев назад +135

    The way he delivered that " its not my fuckin job, to give a fuck about womens soccer" 😂😂😂

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 Год назад +206

    Bill kills me so funny with his rants

  • @yunglussier4746
    @yunglussier4746 Год назад +370

    Nobody can do unfiltered rants like Bill mf Burr 🤣

    • @ihateallthethings2683
      @ihateallthethings2683 Год назад +3

      People definitely have come close but he is absolutely the best

    • @manmohan18
      @manmohan18 Год назад +1

      I see him as He's close to George Carlin.

    • @jackberetta1
      @jackberetta1 Год назад +2

      His wife decides. She is his owner

    • @doovplayz
      @doovplayz Год назад

      @@jackberetta1man fuck that shit 😂😂

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 9 месяцев назад

      That probably makes him more funny, lol

  • @sparkycjs
    @sparkycjs Год назад +45

    I think most of Bill Burr is self therapy and it's hilarious. He also is brave enough to challenge his audience. His bit on "never hit a woman" is legendary. The man is up there with Bill Hicks and George Carlin for me, a true great 👍

  • @blogusvox
    @blogusvox Год назад +155

    "... all of a sudden this profound sense of loneliness and not feeling love just washed over me."
    Reminds me of a roommate and his first joint. He keep telling us he feels nothing. We left him alone, went downstairs and after 20 minutes came back with beers. We found him at the window staring out at nothing, tears streaming down his eyes lamenting "Man, college life is so miserable". 😆

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 9 месяцев назад +4

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 7 месяцев назад +4

      Drugs are fun. But not always. Sometimes they reveal truths we'd rather leave hidden. College sucking is one (rather diminutive) such revelations.

    • @vitorodino8760
      @vitorodino8760 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jamespfitz I think its better to realize it than to not. Better to deal with it head on than to let it fester beneath the surface.

  • @shawngillespie3532
    @shawngillespie3532 Год назад +55

    “We didn’t get rid of the dog”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madameblackimusprime
    @madameblackimusprime Год назад +61

    This guy is all our thoughts.

  • @willmurray1518
    @willmurray1518 5 месяцев назад +27

    "Don't be a serial killer." Best throwaway comment in the bit.

  • @smartarse2008
    @smartarse2008 Год назад +58

    "Do something dumb, so I don't feel stupid" 😂😂 so true 😅

  • @annettespradlin4945
    @annettespradlin4945 9 месяцев назад +15

    His rage is hilarious! I can relate.

  • @staceykernohan3205
    @staceykernohan3205 Год назад +71

    Hands down, Bill Burr is my favorite comiedian!! Love this guy!!

  • @jonber9411
    @jonber9411 10 месяцев назад +15

    Accidentally got me some Matt Rife, had to come here for detox. Love me some Bill Burr

  • @megan893
    @megan893 11 месяцев назад +10

    I can't get enough of Bill! 🤣😭 omg, he cracks me up

  • @toniraff5488
    @toniraff5488 Год назад +18

    Bill Burr is a great man and comedian! He makes more sense an has more empathy (yes) about current societal issues than most politicians because he has the balls and the smarts to think like a free person in an ever more oppressive society

    • @shawnkelly695
      @shawnkelly695 5 месяцев назад

      Most of us over 45 and under 55 think the exact same.

  • @MelissaR784
    @MelissaR784 11 месяцев назад +7

    You gotta love Bill Burr and his raw honesty.

    • @lisamilley9913
      @lisamilley9913 11 месяцев назад +1

      And his ability to make fun of the human condition..right or wrong.

  • @charliecoutts3003
    @charliecoutts3003 Год назад +61

    I've had the pleasure of meeting Bill about ten years ago and it was a sort of 'green room'. It was actually the small backstage bar at Hammersmith Apollo better known as Hammersmith Odeon back in the day. One of my good friends was Technical Backstage Manager there so he blagged me into the gig, I wasn't a celebrity freeloader or any of those dickheads so was enjoying the experience😊. Despite the bar being full he was standing on his jacks ( sorry slang for on his own). I went up introduced myself and offered to buy him a drink. He was a very sweet, humble fella and we mainly talked about the fact he remembered Iron Maiden playing there which he mentioned during the show. I doubt he will remember this but as I said before a charming guy and in my opinion America's top comedian 👍.

    • @revvolutions
      @revvolutions Год назад +1

      Ou blagged bricktops bookies?

    • @DonFelixGallardo
      @DonFelixGallardo 11 месяцев назад

      @@revvolutions that cheeky facking monkey

    • @Matt-w4e
      @Matt-w4e 3 месяца назад +1

      I like the part where you used some slang than instantly apologised and corrected it as part of your message. Seemed kind of pointless but I liked that part for some reason.

  • @mike6.10
    @mike6.10 9 месяцев назад +29

    He’s totally right about dads. Your mom would say, you wait till your dad gets home. I’d be running out the house and never coming back. Lol

    • @petermeichan3160
      @petermeichan3160 9 месяцев назад +5

      proper dads, not like todays hippy dads who just want to be their kids friend, jeez

    • @alexl.9602
      @alexl.9602 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@petermeichan3160 proper lmao

    • @Dollsteak69
      @Dollsteak69 7 месяцев назад

      The late 70's was both brutal and great as a 10 year old.

    • @BullyMaguire4ever
      @BullyMaguire4ever 4 месяца назад +3

      @@petermeichan3160yea, properly abusive and emotionally unavailable. Lol, get real bro. My dad’s generation is completely emotionally fucked.

    • @petermeichan3160
      @petermeichan3160 4 месяца назад +3

      @@BullyMaguire4ever not at all, more like tough but fair, these days parents don't seem to have a deterent and kids just run a muck, no wonder kids have no respect for anyone as they have never been taught to respect people

  • @alvaroleiva4994
    @alvaroleiva4994 4 месяца назад +8

    "I notice shit that's not alive, looks like it's breathing" spot on

  • @Ben_Kunga
    @Ben_Kunga Год назад +10

    Bill Burr is the Greatest Of All Time

  • @anna-majandersson6716
    @anna-majandersson6716 11 месяцев назад +10

    Last sentence : "I fuc--ing knew it..........😂 😂 😂 👍

  • @jimnevill4344
    @jimnevill4344 Год назад +16

    A day without Bill Burr is like a day without darkness!

  • @rodolfohernandez772
    @rodolfohernandez772 Год назад +29

    Bill always delivers!! He makes it so a lot of people can relate to his neurotic rants 😂😂😂

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruit Год назад +7

    I never get enough of Bill Burr's antics and opinions. He is so very spot on with every joke, yet it holds so much truth. What's even better is that some very sad and ignorant people get mad at his jokes because they KNOW he is correct. It's so good on so many levels. :D

  • @BarkSoap
    @BarkSoap 7 месяцев назад +11

    Bill just brings people together. 😂

    • @shawnkelly695
      @shawnkelly695 5 месяцев назад

      I use to crack jokes like this in bars. Had people laughing all night. Now i get violently chased out.

  • @DropDMurphy
    @DropDMurphy Год назад +19

    By far the greatest comedian who has ever lived.

  • @joemurdock9117
    @joemurdock9117 Год назад +10

    One of my top three favorite comedians!

  • @bman1990
    @bman1990 Месяц назад +1

    Brutally honest humor is the best!

  • @stephanieoni7804
    @stephanieoni7804 4 месяца назад +2

    @ 6:15 ... "Go pick out some plates, bish!"
    ☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️😆😁😅🤣😂

  • @NickJones-j5x
    @NickJones-j5x Год назад +18

    Netflix saving comedy allowing guys like bill burr stil do specials. Heroes

  • @asserfannuel7226
    @asserfannuel7226 Год назад +17

    my in shape voice is in the back going "No, what are we doing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blackjd_1
      @Blackjd_1 8 месяцев назад

      I'm literally dying of laughter

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 4 месяца назад

      @@Blackjd_1 RIP

    • @Blackjd_1
      @Blackjd_1 4 месяца назад

      @@kozmosis3486 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @FRISSONhandle
    @FRISSONhandle Год назад +6

    i keep saying right because this guy. Love you Bill !!!

  • @bodazaphfa
    @bodazaphfa 9 месяцев назад +11

    One of the best comics ever!

  • @bunnyfernwood
    @bunnyfernwood Год назад +17

    Not me watching this while eating an egg McMuffin lol😅

  • @151icy
    @151icy 4 месяца назад +3

    One of the top 5 that can never be canceled.

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Год назад +14

    We like our beer like we like our violence: Domestic! LOL!

  • @lexlogic2169
    @lexlogic2169 11 месяцев назад +17

    "MOM, WHAT DID YOU _SEE_ IN THAT?!"

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 Год назад +7

    😂 ok, you've won me over with the dog bit ❤

  • @vancorona9667
    @vancorona9667 Год назад +16

    Just realized this but the “old music” burr sings during the bit about parents when their kids go to college, it’s the opening music played before shows in the Main Room of the Comedy Store

  • @jakemitchell1671
    @jakemitchell1671 2 месяца назад +2

    This dude is a throw back to what we used to refer to as "comics." Making people laugh was secondary to the profound observations of humanity. This is the exact opposite of "comedians" like Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, although unlike Bert, Tom makes one think. Kreischer just takes off his shirt, slaps his fat belly and starts screaming "The Machine!" Thanks Joe Rogan for giving us Bert and Brendan Schaub.

  • @mazetv6381
    @mazetv6381 Год назад +19

    bill burr is the dad i never had😂 and i know how sad that sounds. but im glad things are just what they are😂😂😂

  • @lifeisgood420365
    @lifeisgood420365 11 месяцев назад +2

    10:50 this Y2K, is my stylus gonna work, I mean come on? 😂

  • @pedrorodriguez023
    @pedrorodriguez023 11 месяцев назад +1

    “ i fucking knew it” at the end is how i thought of it too 💀
    Especially on mushies and you are a person that does give a shit but is a hard ass hits💀💀🫠

  • @ene1818
    @ene1818 Год назад +16

    This joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. 9:53

    • @solokom
      @solokom Год назад +3

      I crack up every time over that part. Perfect delivery. 😂

    • @ene1818
      @ene1818 Год назад +3

      @@solokomMe, too. The music interlude gets me every time.

    • @danielmenatianart
      @danielmenatianart 5 месяцев назад +1

      That’s one of my many favorite’s! His sound effects are amazing in general :)

  • @bridgetjohnson7904
    @bridgetjohnson7904 Год назад +9

    I love Bill Burr comedy!!

  • @SummoningSnakez
    @SummoningSnakez Год назад +9

    I love how Bill laughs at his own material. Makes it better then it already is. Awesome.

  • @masitaatisam3679
    @masitaatisam3679 9 месяцев назад +2

    This man is hilarious 💪🏽💪🏽😂😂

  • @roberttrevino2861
    @roberttrevino2861 Год назад +30

    Nobody in the WNBA got COVID. 😂😂

  • @officialshanuki8116
    @officialshanuki8116 2 месяца назад +2

    😂😂😂 BILL IS MY BROTHER!!!
    LOVE THIS GUY !!🔥🔥🔥🔥😝🤙🤙🤙

  • @KakashiHatake-gh8zi
    @KakashiHatake-gh8zi 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dude this is MacDonalds😂😂😂😂

  • @ricchamen6304
    @ricchamen6304 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bill is GREAT! As Americans you have a local treasure ! Be Lucky!

  • @SuperstarBillyGraham
    @SuperstarBillyGraham 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you so much for writing Tonight Tonight. Meant so much to me back in the day.

  • @antonycartwright5346
    @antonycartwright5346 15 дней назад

    Love this man, makes me laugh so much and he's just telling the truth. Good on him and we could do with more people like him. Just imagine what the world would be like without people like him. We would all be miserable as fuck

  • @grantruth2963
    @grantruth2963 6 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite comedian hope he puts a special out soon

  • @kinss1
    @kinss1 Год назад +4

    The noose..then laughed
    Love it... totally Massachusetts attitude

  • @Logai74
    @Logai74 Месяц назад +1

    I love the YEAH! at 2:40.

  • @naya_gpl
    @naya_gpl Год назад +17

    Bill’s delivery is damn funny and outstanding 👌

  • @christianolsson2898
    @christianolsson2898 3 месяца назад +1

    The end got me good. It's a nice twist on the foreshadowing of the profound part.

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 Год назад +6

    Bill Burr is The Best!

  • @Carmen-s5y
    @Carmen-s5y Год назад +1

    I love that there's still teal people like bill burr out there ....❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😊😊

  • @suefleming
    @suefleming 2 месяца назад

    Bill Burr is the GOAT 😂❤😂❤

  • @zeerakshow
    @zeerakshow 16 дней назад

    83 years old here…I remember back in the day when me and my late wife used to go to the comedy clubs around Boston and have a great time.
    My friend Louie still lives around Natick and he’s been having a blast…man I miss those days.
    Enjoy life while you can youngers!!!!!!

  • @dariusmoorehead275
    @dariusmoorehead275 Год назад +5

    Bill Burr just 2 real😆😂😆😂

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 Год назад +28

    Netflix never fails to rail me from behind

  • @evil_morty28_23
    @evil_morty28_23 9 месяцев назад +2

    BRO I GOTTA GIVE IT TO BILL 😂 HES THE REASON IM STILL ALIVE AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO FAR OUT HES JUST TO FUNNY

  • @Chris-wj8fz
    @Chris-wj8fz 6 месяцев назад +2

    I am loving your comedy calling from australia...i am 70 recently returned from 20 years in uk dealing with palliative care...death and dying...BUT would trade 50 years helping people for a stand up career so jealous of you man ❤

  • @lokeshpanigrahi4382
    @lokeshpanigrahi4382 7 месяцев назад +4

    A legend of our time

  • @DavidDArcy1975
    @DavidDArcy1975 3 месяца назад +1

    Bill Burr = GOAT... absolute Legend 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎🤘
    Respect & Peace ☘

  • @petergorm
    @petergorm 22 часа назад

    Bill Burr is genuinely funny!

  • @keneilweskosana7019
    @keneilweskosana7019 4 месяца назад +1

    I love Bill... he's hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @PoisondBacon
    @PoisondBacon 3 месяца назад

    13:10 I revisit this so often just to hear him say WOOH BUILD THE WALL 😂😂😂

  • @AnnaK-js9xr
    @AnnaK-js9xr Месяц назад

    Omg the dog who bit the kids - “and we still didn’t get rid of it” - so relate-able!! It was a different time

  • @AjarZzzz
    @AjarZzzz Год назад +2

    Ive been there with the noose things more times than i can remmber. Ive never been suicidal but everytime i see something that looks like it could be used for hanging it crosses my mind and i die of laughter.

  • @samthompson7821
    @samthompson7821 Год назад +33

    "nobody in the wnba got covid" had me in tears

  • @Whoopwhoop33
    @Whoopwhoop33 Год назад +5

    Omg hilarious as always thanks for compiling 😂😂😂

  • @djsmithest7732
    @djsmithest7732 Год назад +3

    He makes me laugh & it’s good for my soul.

  • @Coheed2113allday
    @Coheed2113allday 3 месяца назад +1

    Greatest comedian ever.

  • @simonjohnson6581
    @simonjohnson6581 10 месяцев назад +3

    YES!!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!! BIGSHOUT FROM BRISTOL UK!!!!

  • @z.stammer3396
    @z.stammer3396 Год назад +6

    One of the best comedians!

  • @cyagobs1888
    @cyagobs1888 Год назад +31

    I just saw this movie "Old Dads" on Netflix. What a payoff it is for following him all these years

    • @tysonthornton1126
      @tysonthornton1126 Год назад +5

      Old dads was a giant Easter egg for long term bill burr fans

  • @nycnow811
    @nycnow811 Год назад +1

    That ending I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @lotuspocus76312
    @lotuspocus76312 Год назад +2

    2:05
    Same buddy, same. That's why its called "daddy issues". And maybe I shut up now. 😮😂

  • @ThyAnarchist87
    @ThyAnarchist87 3 месяца назад +1

    The discerption of his shrooms trip is dead in perfect. The carpet looks like the surface of a water bed with waves. The picture frames on the wall are getting thicker and larger then smaller again. The blinds on the windows are wavy. Everything looks like its breathing.

  • @lewiswright2473
    @lewiswright2473 4 месяца назад +1

    He’s a good dog he had a moment 😂

  • @011HellsingFan
    @011HellsingFan 3 месяца назад +1

    15:36 main reason why im scared to try shrooms 😭 dont wanna have a bad trip 😮‍💨

  • @GinaSigillito
    @GinaSigillito 9 месяцев назад +1

    We need this man to cut through all the bs right now. I saw him last night and he was fantastic.

  • @Recabilly
    @Recabilly 6 месяцев назад +2

    Me too I keep forgetting to bring stuff in my lunch bag. I need to start getting it ready before bed again

  • @allknight7905
    @allknight7905 11 месяцев назад +10

    I actually had a question about a chicken sandwich at McDonald’s and the cashier girl said:
    “I don’t know I don’t eat here”

  • @thomasmoran179
    @thomasmoran179 Месяц назад

    Bill Burr is a comedian that will go down as one of the best ever He is a modern day George Carlin !

  • @EricHowl
    @EricHowl Год назад +9

    This was so kool actually. Also the very last gig about taking shrooms was really profound I appreciate it him sharing that