Dave Chappelle's Drug Sniffing Dog | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @paulmwilson62
    @paulmwilson62 5 лет назад +13945

    "He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.

    • @austinblackburn2008
      @austinblackburn2008 4 года назад +428

      My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 года назад +48

      Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 года назад +18

      @Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 года назад +6

      @Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot

    • @thedr34m7
      @thedr34m7 4 года назад +5

      @Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?

  • @edabakb
    @edabakb 5 лет назад +5729

    "...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.

    • @netflixisajoke
      @netflixisajoke  5 лет назад +152

      🐶💰

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 лет назад +22

      When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 лет назад +17

      altec8100
      She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂

    • @patronman777
      @patronman777 5 лет назад +7

      Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 лет назад +9

      Patrone Man
      One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 5 лет назад +7031

    He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂

    • @themclovin51234
      @themclovin51234 5 лет назад +114

      No way you watched the video too?

    • @bayman50cal
      @bayman50cal 5 лет назад +23

      Uh, I think we all heard him.

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад +23

      Gotta love punch line killers

    • @coachhbosoccer
      @coachhbosoccer 5 лет назад +23

      @@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾‍♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol

    • @coachhbosoccer
      @coachhbosoccer 5 лет назад +2

      @@themclovin51234 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @cyrilfoday
    @cyrilfoday 4 года назад +1310

    “Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 лет назад +10157

    “Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣

    • @Solaaaaa
      @Solaaaaa 5 лет назад +28

      PMA II I don’t get it...

    • @xxdeathxxnols5434
      @xxdeathxxnols5434 4 года назад +303

      @@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 года назад +15

      Murder she wrote...

    • @kanishk2643
      @kanishk2643 4 года назад +324

      It didn't go over anyone's head lol

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 4 года назад +80

      No it didn't lol

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 5 лет назад +1889

    “Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao

  • @hunterklugh5067
    @hunterklugh5067 5 лет назад +3080

    "What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"

    • @MrJDLEGG
      @MrJDLEGG 5 лет назад +58

      I love his honesty in these moments 😂

    • @slin1225b
      @slin1225b 5 лет назад +39

      thats actually so true

    • @jackrichard3882
      @jackrichard3882 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...

    • @jackrichard3882
      @jackrichard3882 5 лет назад +16

      one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...

    • @tylercouture216
      @tylercouture216 5 лет назад +1

      @@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho

  • @thedemoman88
    @thedemoman88 3 года назад +455

    “Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!”
    I fucking died at that part, man.

    • @1986SouthPaw
      @1986SouthPaw 3 года назад +4

      Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidsteinberg2120
      @davidsteinberg2120 3 года назад +9

      Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂

    • @charliebee4338
      @charliebee4338 3 года назад +1

      😹

  • @trailersforfun2669
    @trailersforfun2669 5 лет назад +3447

    Dad: Doesn’t want dog
    Family: gets dog anyway
    Dad and Dog:

    • @AverageDoomer69
      @AverageDoomer69 5 лет назад +75

      Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 лет назад +136

      My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG!
      Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 лет назад +25

      That’s just how the game goes

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 5 лет назад +37

      Apparently, this is a classic love story

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 5 лет назад +7

      I'm in it right now

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 лет назад +5256

    The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.

    • @karendoyon2258
      @karendoyon2258 4 года назад +135

      More clout

    • @marvinm4676
      @marvinm4676 4 года назад +14

      @@karendoyon2258 fam not clout

    • @Xadethor
      @Xadethor 4 года назад +12

      You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.

    • @Omar13t
      @Omar13t 4 года назад +7

      @@Xadethor ??

    • @ጭስዋሪማና
      @ጭስዋሪማና 4 года назад +1

      @@Xadethor sam kinnison?

  • @sonofgod3511
    @sonofgod3511 5 лет назад +2113

    Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL

    • @tollelege5635
      @tollelege5635 5 лет назад +15

      Just like biggums when he smells cocaine

    • @kev3024
      @kev3024 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh my dog is really like that lol

    • @boxerfan2
      @boxerfan2 5 лет назад +2

      pavlovian theory. lol

    • @profesorius2675
      @profesorius2675 5 лет назад

      smart dog :DDD

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 лет назад +2

      i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat
      and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap

  • @DSW_314
    @DSW_314 3 года назад +41

    "My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends."
    ~ Dave Chappelle

  • @palepro3511
    @palepro3511 5 лет назад +6378

    Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code

    • @nikola7802
      @nikola7802 5 лет назад +86

      Lmao u right

    • @Abekrampe
      @Abekrampe 5 лет назад +26

      Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual

    • @jlbbmt
      @jlbbmt 5 лет назад +61

      He was skinny AF back in the day.

    • @palepro3511
      @palepro3511 5 лет назад +80

      @@Abekrampe An intellectual.

    • @robinmaeotibap5397
      @robinmaeotibap5397 5 лет назад +24

      and u wrote this comment in 1994?

  • @brittanybonnie1478
    @brittanybonnie1478 5 лет назад +6387

    idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 5 лет назад +268

      Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though

    • @revendaig9843
      @revendaig9843 5 лет назад +103

      @@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore...
      Who would be after devouring all these sets?

    • @brittanybonnie1478
      @brittanybonnie1478 5 лет назад +134

      @@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why

    • @tylercouture216
      @tylercouture216 5 лет назад +102

      it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now

    • @revendaig9843
      @revendaig9843 5 лет назад +7

      @@tylercouture216 respect...
      But...
      He's aware.
      Lol.
      I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware.
      I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.

  • @rabguk
    @rabguk 5 лет назад +15728

    Dave looking jacked these days

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 лет назад +1107

      Making his head look TINY

    • @nationradical
      @nationradical 5 лет назад +923

      Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!

    • @BSJDynasty
      @BSJDynasty 5 лет назад +180

      TRT

    • @djovel10
      @djovel10 5 лет назад +225

      rabguk it’s all that weed😂

    • @robertafrifa8813
      @robertafrifa8813 5 лет назад +623

      He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!

  • @SOMEBROAD1
    @SOMEBROAD1 4 года назад +2662

    When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt

    • @Moxp04
      @Moxp04 4 года назад +65

      Right?

    • @senju755
      @senju755 4 года назад +56

      Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂

    • @zoddsonofthor5576
      @zoddsonofthor5576 4 года назад +214

      two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch

    • @Getitgirlllll4717
      @Getitgirlllll4717 4 года назад +21

      Yessss honey he really is! And its a good look!! 😆👍lol...

    • @clintonkildepsteen3982
      @clintonkildepsteen3982 4 года назад +12

      Hes got the dad bod

  • @JD..........
    @JD.......... 5 лет назад +1332

    0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆
    “Oh, was that funny?”

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid 5 лет назад +174

      J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!

    • @tobyhel0
      @tobyhel0 5 лет назад +66

      damn you beat me to it

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... 5 лет назад +7

      Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)

    • @mikemccag
      @mikemccag 5 лет назад +78

      Too dumb to have a sense of humor...

    • @nattybrigade5783
      @nattybrigade5783 5 лет назад +26

      There she is again at 2:12

  • @Martin-or4gt
    @Martin-or4gt 5 лет назад +1183

    We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave 5 лет назад +10

      He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?

    • @leiat7259
      @leiat7259 5 лет назад +4

      This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip

    • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
      @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 5 лет назад +2

      Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny

    • @Martin-or4gt
      @Martin-or4gt 5 лет назад +1

      He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 5 лет назад +3

      @@leiat7259 you're an idiot.

  • @NextSound170
    @NextSound170 5 лет назад +8132

    In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.

    • @8-BitHeart79
      @8-BitHeart79 5 лет назад +19

      NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣

    • @NJames-dh6kz
      @NJames-dh6kz 5 лет назад +57

      Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.

    • @winomaster
      @winomaster 5 лет назад +24

      @@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.

    • @joelalexander5338
      @joelalexander5338 5 лет назад +2

      Damn right!

    • @MrSamwiseable
      @MrSamwiseable 5 лет назад +8

      @@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle 4 года назад +514

    Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 4 года назад +80

      It's like steering a ship. When you first leave the harbor, there's a lot of shit to do. Get everything organized, figure out where you're going, make a lot of maneuvers. That's the first 10 years. Then after that you're out at sea just staying the course. You only need to talk about shit if something crazy happens, otherwise you're cruising.

    • @leothalion3983
      @leothalion3983 4 года назад +1

      I would love to talk to you 😍

    • @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527
      @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 3 года назад +38

      @@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench

    • @Mebble
      @Mebble 3 года назад +8

      @@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core

    • @FATillery
      @FATillery 3 года назад +1

      @@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.

  • @Jordie_42
    @Jordie_42 5 лет назад +16381

    And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @retiredmanager510
      @retiredmanager510 5 лет назад +1970

      Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.

    • @whitedastardly2938
      @whitedastardly2938 5 лет назад +837

      So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical

    • @mgiebus1869
      @mgiebus1869 5 лет назад +301

      Funniest thing I've heard all night

    • @hariharansasidharan5115
      @hariharansasidharan5115 5 лет назад +476

      @Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.

    • @jackhammer8364
      @jackhammer8364 5 лет назад +93

      🤣Bitch! please,lol

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 5 лет назад +1659

    DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂

    • @MattyFatty365
      @MattyFatty365 5 лет назад +49

      All those sandwiches!

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 5 лет назад +14

      He has to burn them somehow.

    • @kellyjackson6548
      @kellyjackson6548 5 лет назад +31

      Dave has bulked up big time!

    • @Labcabin96
      @Labcabin96 5 лет назад +21

      @@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit

    • @nicolejones5905
      @nicolejones5905 5 лет назад +9

      Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂

  • @dade8053
    @dade8053 5 лет назад +671

    That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 4 года назад +16

      Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*

    • @bryananofa7165
      @bryananofa7165 4 года назад +3

      She was cute

    • @orangeaustronaut606
      @orangeaustronaut606 4 года назад +29

      @@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor

    • @bryananofa7165
      @bryananofa7165 4 года назад +7

      @@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise

    • @edentyler-moss1157
      @edentyler-moss1157 4 года назад +7

      Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)

  • @ismaelgarcia7292
    @ismaelgarcia7292 4 года назад +1319

    Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂

    • @rontayan
      @rontayan 4 года назад +125

      Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 4 года назад +170

      I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.

    • @-alleycat-1778
      @-alleycat-1778 4 года назад +2

      @@rontayan thatd be something

    • @Ba_con55
      @Ba_con55 4 года назад +27

      Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....

    • @Pillowcars
      @Pillowcars 4 года назад

      Timestamp

  • @viewmaster617
    @viewmaster617 5 лет назад +490

    And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 5 лет назад +6

      According to wiki🤷‍♂️
      They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million
      He's done 5 till now🐦
      Quick mafs

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 5 лет назад +1

      What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain!
      Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials?
      Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 лет назад +5

      Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.

    • @cmorrell1031
      @cmorrell1031 5 лет назад

      Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs

  • @SpacedAiroh
    @SpacedAiroh 5 лет назад +341

    "Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣

  • @blackcosmos
    @blackcosmos 5 лет назад +806

    "David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀

    • @CuntLucifer
      @CuntLucifer 3 года назад +3

      I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch"
      Both works tho..

    • @meatballsandwich5329
      @meatballsandwich5329 3 года назад +8

      @@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.

    • @CuntLucifer
      @CuntLucifer 3 года назад

      @@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 4 года назад +53

    0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.

    • @samsneadd
      @samsneadd 3 года назад

      Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter

  • @joshphilander6147
    @joshphilander6147 5 лет назад +833

    Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎

  • @rizzybasar5709
    @rizzybasar5709 5 лет назад +993

    Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave
    Moral: Get yourself a DOG

    • @AKickassDuke
      @AKickassDuke 5 лет назад +3

      Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 5 лет назад +5

      An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone.
      Moral: Get a cat

    • @farley9255
      @farley9255 5 лет назад +1

      All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.

    • @Ravengagepvl
      @Ravengagepvl 5 лет назад +2

      @@Blood0cean A clone?

    • @frootfantom
      @frootfantom 5 лет назад +1

      @@AKickassDuke
      No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive

  • @supaflyyowen
    @supaflyyowen 5 лет назад +169

    Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀

  • @MrFord2024
    @MrFord2024 4 года назад +142

    He hit beast mode when he took time off.

    • @cutty02
      @cutty02 4 года назад +1

      TRT

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 4 года назад

      I bet he just go wakanda

    • @2023awakening
      @2023awakening 4 года назад +3

      @@cutty02 why are there always someone claiming TRT on any middle aged man in shape?

    • @cutty02
      @cutty02 4 года назад

      @@2023awakening Im not claiming he actually already talked about it.

    • @2023awakening
      @2023awakening 4 года назад +1

      @@cutty02 i tried searching but can't find anything regarding him talking about TRT. I know its necessary for some but ive seen way too many of these types of comments without any proof. If he did talk about it and i missed it then ill delete my comments

  • @kentokimalaza352
    @kentokimalaza352 5 лет назад +76

    Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.

  • @mrmysterycake
    @mrmysterycake 5 лет назад +1902

    Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!

    • @c.di.9034
      @c.di.9034 5 лет назад +21

      well said lol

    • @judgeholden9942
      @judgeholden9942 5 лет назад +38

      more like anabolic time chamber

    • @amerlad
      @amerlad 5 лет назад +45

      if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.

    • @HO-os8ry
      @HO-os8ry 5 лет назад +7

      He got off the crack finaly

    • @kase_one5720
      @kase_one5720 5 лет назад +3

      Love it snowflakes suck

  • @yussufhussein9636
    @yussufhussein9636 5 лет назад +242

    “They can trade that sandwich for sum better.
    I’m adding value to their lunch.”

  • @mayson123456
    @mayson123456 4 года назад +50

    Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.

  • @PappaMustafa
    @PappaMustafa 5 лет назад +450

    Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪

    • @mmacaine
      @mmacaine 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @XIAXCI
      @XIAXCI 5 лет назад

      i need some HGH too.

  • @acrobaticjesus6416
    @acrobaticjesus6416 5 лет назад +13

    This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.

  • @lights4bre890
    @lights4bre890 5 лет назад +26

    Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND

  • @thatprincedbo6451
    @thatprincedbo6451 4 года назад +19

    "when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣

  • @juls7582
    @juls7582 5 лет назад +443

    Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.

    • @hiro7489
      @hiro7489 5 лет назад +20

      @@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not

    • @arkeshn729
      @arkeshn729 5 лет назад +5

      @@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 лет назад +7

      As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 лет назад +5

      I mean, fuck is wrong with people?

    • @tamiesmith8855
      @tamiesmith8855 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah as long as you feed them 😂

  • @Triunity4
    @Triunity4 5 лет назад +1455

    he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 5 лет назад +152

    0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!

    • @senju31
      @senju31 5 лет назад +20

      The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner

    • @darkskinwhite
      @darkskinwhite 5 лет назад +2

      lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked

    • @tewaewae
      @tewaewae 5 лет назад +24

      no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.

    • @standardbrah
      @standardbrah 5 лет назад +2

      lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit

    • @Neeroking
      @Neeroking 5 лет назад +3

      @@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt

  • @c.c.3.3.3
    @c.c.3.3.3 3 года назад +37

    I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂

  • @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
    @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 5 лет назад +696

    Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean

    • @ratseducer5126
      @ratseducer5126 5 лет назад +10

      Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking

    • @rolandblaise1149
      @rolandblaise1149 5 лет назад +1

      Fo reals

    • @strtfghtr88
      @strtfghtr88 5 лет назад +17

      Cocain is a hell of a drug!

    • @HeroAndReporter
      @HeroAndReporter 5 лет назад +2

      He had to do something since he ended his show.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 лет назад +26

      Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.

  • @great567
    @great567 5 лет назад +56

    Hands down the best comedian ever

  • @Gobackto4chan
    @Gobackto4chan 5 лет назад +67

    I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it.
    Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.

    • @tmst2199
      @tmst2199 2 года назад +2

      Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.

  • @osmanmedhat7524
    @osmanmedhat7524 4 года назад +59

    That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol

  • @vaughnshantel
    @vaughnshantel 5 лет назад +50

    This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +419

    Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat

    • @markdelgado7130
      @markdelgado7130 5 лет назад +5

      Pathetic ass people maybe.

    • @philconnors1522
      @philconnors1522 5 лет назад +2

      He's definitely not the goat of standup

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 5 лет назад +1

      Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +2

      Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад

      Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...

  • @joshtetras5797
    @joshtetras5797 5 лет назад +81

    The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂

    • @randomv3iwer
      @randomv3iwer 5 лет назад +3

      Lol what’s up with her

    • @Forsaken860
      @Forsaken860 5 лет назад +13

      Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 5 лет назад +9

      She has no sense of humor

    • @nicolejmarie
      @nicolejmarie 5 лет назад

      lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does

    • @IXvSakuravXI
      @IXvSakuravXI 5 лет назад

      Papito Diaz LMAO

  • @NapolianMusic24
    @NapolianMusic24 4 года назад +17

    Dave is one of those comedians that make you laugh before he finishes the punchline💯

  • @magixnn
    @magixnn 5 лет назад +129

    0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.

    • @dirtyicontarot
      @dirtyicontarot 4 года назад +6

      Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад +2

      I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”

  • @user-ss8st5jj8x
    @user-ss8st5jj8x 5 лет назад +17

    "That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 5 лет назад +8

    Could listen to his stories all day, so chill talking about his life.
    He doesn't need to force comedy on to you, and you can also relate to alot of his stories
    👍

  • @smiley3012
    @smiley3012 4 года назад +5

    One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.

  • @double_j3867
    @double_j3867 5 лет назад +97

    @0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"

    • @midnight246810
      @midnight246810 5 лет назад +3

      @Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.

  • @keef_cheefr3110
    @keef_cheefr3110 5 лет назад +31

    I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing

  • @nakeasimone13
    @nakeasimone13 5 лет назад +7

    This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾

  • @nandesimon3538
    @nandesimon3538 4 года назад +32

    “What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”

  • @currycountysavage
    @currycountysavage 5 лет назад +180

    Blonde girl at 0:39 has no idea what's going on or even why she's here

    • @castletalks6943
      @castletalks6943 5 лет назад +4

      CurryCountySavage understand comment lmao 😂

    • @mariamikaella
      @mariamikaella 5 лет назад +8

      CurryCountySavage she’s Russian and doesn’t get jokes.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 лет назад +11

      CurryCountySavage She’s looking at the guy on her right and thinking why is he laughing so hard?!.
      I guess, she’s not used to this kind of humour culturally.
      She looks very European to me, so it could be understandable! Not everyone gets the joke the first time.

    • @ZazVocals
      @ZazVocals 5 лет назад +5

      @samar if she was European she probably understood it before he even finished the joke. Not exactly rocket science mate

    • @FranktheTank70
      @FranktheTank70 5 лет назад +3

      @@ZazVocals What part of Muslims will destroy Europe are you missing? Not rocket science, dick

  • @bmosley62
    @bmosley62 5 лет назад +72

    LMAO! Dave, u never cease to amaze me, always makes my day! ❤️

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood Год назад +3

    That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅

  • @Alexander196210
    @Alexander196210 4 года назад +48

    0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!

  • @thedood7930
    @thedood7930 3 года назад +15

    Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.

  • @makesense3442
    @makesense3442 5 лет назад +16

    I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 4 года назад +17

    Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 8 месяцев назад +2

    you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo

  • @catcrapinahat
    @catcrapinahat 5 лет назад +13

    Always was a cat person, my ex wife wanted a dog and we rescued one for her birthday. I didn't want anything to do with the pup, 4 years later we split and the dog was the only thing we fought over. I mean literally the only thing we couldn't agree on. God I miss that pup, she was a mix breed, 50% love and 50% fun.

  • @tonykisaragi475
    @tonykisaragi475 5 лет назад +382

    All those dislikes from people who dont know how to enjoy gold standard stand-up 😱🤣

    • @kevinhasch3097
      @kevinhasch3097 5 лет назад +2

      The dog loved Dave right away now he understands what dogs are all about

    • @bayman50cal
      @bayman50cal 5 лет назад

      Gold standard? With all that cussing? Keep your standard to yourself.

    • @TonyKisaragi
      @TonyKisaragi 5 лет назад +2

      @@bayman50cal someone 's being a humorless snowflake I see 😀

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +8

    Dave Chappelle is such a well liked person his dog instinctively knows how to get along with him

  • @jimsmith9912
    @jimsmith9912 3 года назад +4

    David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.

  • @ismailmohamud12
    @ismailmohamud12 5 лет назад +5

    1:00 that classic Dave Chappelle face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mastermovesmakermartin
    @mastermovesmakermartin 5 лет назад +8

    *STILL fvckin got it!*
    *No comedian can do facial expressions like Dave🤣😂🤣😂*

  • @blacqueen8743
    @blacqueen8743 5 лет назад +29

    Gotta love a dog thats a good smoke buddy!🤣Dad bit my sandwich o shiiit!😭 Love dave Chappelle!

  • @damianval4626
    @damianval4626 Год назад +1

    Effortlessly funny.
    Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!

  • @diptimangautam5533
    @diptimangautam5533 5 лет назад +285

    In Assamese (part of India) baba means weed.

    • @oetsu
      @oetsu 5 лет назад +40

      Ok Rajesh

    • @akumunokami3477
      @akumunokami3477 5 лет назад +18

      Explains a lot

    • @diptimangautam5533
      @diptimangautam5533 5 лет назад +84

      @@oetsu lemme take a guess. You're the prick to whom nobody passes the joint in a weed circle.

    • @SoulKisses76
      @SoulKisses76 5 лет назад +16

      @@diptimangautam5533 Yep. 👆🏾

    • @oetsu
      @oetsu 5 лет назад +5

      @@diptimangautam5533 i bet you smell like curry

  • @benyam525
    @benyam525 5 лет назад +59

    :41 sec mark --- her look says it all. that man got some gambling debt.

    • @randomv3iwer
      @randomv3iwer 5 лет назад +7

      Oh shit! Now I get it. lol

    • @yougotshnaucked
      @yougotshnaucked 5 лет назад +2

      She got caught checking out Dave on camera

  • @jennakarpe2783
    @jennakarpe2783 5 лет назад +51

    Dave Chappelle is so confident in the age of hyper sensitivity! Respect!

  • @councofoofo8525
    @councofoofo8525 4 года назад +16

    "probably something wrong with him."
    way he expresses it is golden.

  • @truth959
    @truth959 5 лет назад +7

    This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.

  • @kavalogue
    @kavalogue 5 лет назад +65

    He describing my dog to the goddamn max lmaoo

    • @rogerdalemckinney2889
      @rogerdalemckinney2889 5 лет назад +3

      Why do you feel the need to take the lord's name in vain

    • @burnhags2572
      @burnhags2572 5 лет назад

      Roger Dale McKinney amen about say it to.

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      @luigifrommariosworldddd28l64 5 лет назад

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  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 лет назад +12

    “He peeps first to see what’s going on” my mom, telling her friends what I do when she says “dinner is ready”

  • @charlieangel9705
    @charlieangel9705 10 месяцев назад +6

    "David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 5 лет назад +108

    Dog comes running because it now has the munchies, too!

    • @tenryuta
      @tenryuta 5 лет назад +6

      they always have the munchies, weed not needed

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 5 лет назад

      If you know anything about giving weed to a dog you would know that it hits them a hundred times harder than people so you only have to give them the tiniest amount and they'll sleep for 2 days
      It also f**** with their balance so they walk really funny when they're high on marijuana

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 5 лет назад

      Most people don't realize that you can give your dog a tiny bit of weed and fireworks won't bother him for the rest of the night!!!!

  • @bobhunt3197
    @bobhunt3197 5 лет назад +39

    Frkin funny, as usual. So what's to dislike about this ???

  • @Akirah1231
    @Akirah1231 5 лет назад +15

    Dave is the Best since Pryor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @kamicloudss
    @kamicloudss 3 года назад +1

    dave chappelle was blessed with the talent to deliver any line of a joke and have it be funny just because of how great his delivery is

  • @scottcarey5635
    @scottcarey5635 5 лет назад +4

    The blonde at 0:39 LOL "I don't understand.....do I laugh now?"

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm4177 3 года назад +49

    I've been watching Dave since Chappelle show season 1 and he never disappoints, 20 years later he still isn't afraid to say shit that makes people laugh and at ALL races and walks of life! If everyone had his sense of humor the world would be a better place and racism would not exist! ❤ Dave Chappelle 👍

    • @mattg6975
      @mattg6975 2 года назад +1

      Been watching Dave since Killin em softly

    • @mattg6975
      @mattg6975 2 года назад

      Early hbo special. Way before Chapelle show. Check it out

    • @jordanlaine7412
      @jordanlaine7412 2 года назад +1

      @@mattg6975 I've been watching Dave since Half Baked.

    • @jordanlaine7412
      @jordanlaine7412 2 года назад

      @@mattg6975 It's a movie. WAY before Killin em softly. Check it out

  • @krisofdeath01
    @krisofdeath01 5 лет назад +5

    I love how glossed over the "Why can't she just make another sandwich in the morning?" joke was. Like that was a super legitimate point and he didn't even acknowledge it but for a second lmao

  • @stevest1300
    @stevest1300 3 года назад +14

    Filled out and buff. Never looked better. And keeping it real.

  • @CJ-wn5vh
    @CJ-wn5vh 5 лет назад +6

    That Blonde lady in the middle at 0:39 is like: "Oh, ha..ha.. funny.."

  • @queenlauren7389
    @queenlauren7389 5 лет назад +6

    “ Whew, there’s something probably wrong with him” 😂😭

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 лет назад +6

    "What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch." 😅

  • @tutliwyatii1741
    @tutliwyatii1741 2 года назад

    That kids lunch killed me 😂😂😂💯
    "Dad bit my sandwich, oh shiiiit" 😂😂

  • @bulumkomponco9599
    @bulumkomponco9599 5 лет назад +5

    "Gambling debts"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heathermckenzie1649
    @heathermckenzie1649 5 лет назад +10

    Love Dave Chapel he doesn’t care about PC and doesn’t back down and I love every minute of it.

  • @Mark-sj6tz
    @Mark-sj6tz 5 лет назад +109

    Wats up with dave all hulked up.damn dave..looking good baby boy.💪

    • @SeigoSaiga
      @SeigoSaiga 5 лет назад +2

      Ha gaaaaayyyy

    • @chicofromph33nix64
      @chicofromph33nix64 5 лет назад +7

      That's not the real Dave Chappelle...

    • @thedarktruthcometolight404
      @thedarktruthcometolight404 5 лет назад +4

      @@chicofromph33nix64 yup thats not dave. Thats Slave Chappelle

    • @LeadmeGuideme777
      @LeadmeGuideme777 5 лет назад

      @@chicofromph33nix64 😂🤔 clone

    • @TheEzduzit69
      @TheEzduzit69 5 лет назад +2

      Hulked up and he doesn't even lift weights. Almost like it's a different person. But he obviously does skull exercises because his new one is huge.

  • @Cecille_the_one
    @Cecille_the_one 11 месяцев назад +1

    Probably one of my favorite skits🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Dave is THE GOAT 🐐
    Everything he does is pure gold💛