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  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 4 года назад +3146

    “Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice!”
    Shit kills me everytime

    • @cyriltouboul9981
      @cyriltouboul9981 3 года назад +19

      it just works

    • @MrAllegiant1
      @MrAllegiant1 3 года назад +50

      People say cucumbers taste better pickled

    • @jljf2f
      @jljf2f 3 года назад +4

      I was just about to comment the same lol

    • @miyawa21
      @miyawa21 3 года назад +9

      @@MrAllegiant1 huh?

    • @dirtyred4014
      @dirtyred4014 3 года назад +12

      @@miyawa21 what?

  • @RohitNigam
    @RohitNigam 4 года назад +2541

    Have seen it multiple times. "He made thriller" gets me everytime.

    • @SebAnders
      @SebAnders 4 года назад +73

      ...Thriller.

    • @desiiipop
      @desiiipop 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @shaylarz
      @shaylarz 4 года назад +7

      Thriller!

    • @Gorgeoustheguy
      @Gorgeoustheguy 4 года назад +6

      Everytime

    • @BGF_Designs
      @BGF_Designs 3 года назад +27

      Same man, because of this skit, for years I have been saying, "He made Graduation.... Graduation." when people criticize Kanye.

  • @OGTirpleOG
    @OGTirpleOG 2 года назад +986

    “Some say cucumbers taste better pickled!
    Huh?
    Huh?”
    I use this line if im tired of talking about something and want to change the subject. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ernestbrummitt1206
      @ernestbrummitt1206 2 года назад +23

      I do the exact same thing 😂

    • @kameronwright9925
      @kameronwright9925 2 года назад +8

      Facts lol

    • @michaelmisczuk7570
      @michaelmisczuk7570 Год назад +21

      Yes!!! You always get the same response as in the skit..."what?" Lol

    • @BlueBamboo9
      @BlueBamboo9 Год назад +5

      SAME XD I am thoroughly surprised at how many times people actually respond with "Huh?" XD

    • @rain_man3981
      @rain_man3981 Год назад +3

      I have been doing that since I watched this in 3rd grade 😂

  • @spacecowboy5995
    @spacecowboy5995 7 лет назад +1639

    "Maybe pressed, permed hair with glitter and sprinkles on it" lmao 😂

    • @sublim3princ371
      @sublim3princ371 6 лет назад +2

      SpaceCowboy that's it

    • @alasondrosmith8098
      @alasondrosmith8098 6 лет назад +19

      That is CORRECT!!!

    • @zacharyscott7613
      @zacharyscott7613 5 лет назад +4

      But go back and listen lol he said low "ooh how do you know" lol

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 5 лет назад +3

      SpaceCowboy Michael's nuts probably have the smooth criminal outfit on😂🕺👞annie r u ok? R u ok annie😂🎵🎶

  • @fuzzydunlop1753
    @fuzzydunlop1753 5 лет назад +1123

    "let me guess, there's a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair, maybe press permed with some glitter sprinkled on?" Lmao 😂😂

    • @ramzichouk4080
      @ramzichouk4080 4 года назад +41

      you're correct !

    • @kantoboy9754
      @kantoboy9754 4 года назад +23

      Always thought he said Prince permed hair😂

    • @kinkane5566
      @kinkane5566 4 года назад +15

      ....that is correct LMFAO

    • @WhyDoThat
      @WhyDoThat 3 года назад +4

      but is it black or white

    • @bigdaddyvladdy1212
      @bigdaddyvladdy1212 2 года назад

      @@WhyDoThat question of the century I think we need negrodamus to answer this one

  • @wittymartin
    @wittymartin 5 лет назад +3483

    0:25 “Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled”
    What?
    Huh?!
    What?
    Huh!?

    • @Ms9mmBeretta
      @Ms9mmBeretta 4 года назад +147

      LITERALLY my favorite part.

    • @wittymartin
      @wittymartin 4 года назад +30

      Ashley Campbell Dave is a rare talent! 😂

    • @PatrickLewOfficial
      @PatrickLewOfficial 4 года назад +34

      I died during that part 😂😂😂

    • @moneymane9686
      @moneymane9686 4 года назад +16

      This is my shit

    • @djuanstanziola9882
      @djuanstanziola9882 4 года назад +24

      It sounds funny crazy when you hear it out of the blue 😂😂😂

  • @sbalcooldlamini6867
    @sbalcooldlamini6867 7 лет назад +18283

    "How come they aint find BIGGIE & Tupac's murderer but arrested O jay the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap...I want Justice"

    • @King_of_Africa
      @King_of_Africa 7 лет назад +566

      Blonde White Victim have caused villages to be burned to the ground.

    • @iomecha9504
      @iomecha9504 7 лет назад +218

      S'balCool Dlamini I nearly died! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @docrussojr
      @docrussojr 7 лет назад +61

      Lack of evidence?

    • @austinstpierre7371
      @austinstpierre7371 7 лет назад +90

      Nicole Simpson can’t rat not rap , as in she can’t snitch so how did they catch OJ , not O jay , so quickly

    • @aisongpool
      @aisongpool 7 лет назад +70

      Nah. u got it wrong.

  • @lilmemorycard
    @lilmemorycard 7 лет назад +5601

    "He made Thriller... Thriller."

    • @Elexstehr
      @Elexstehr 7 лет назад +120

      "So you'd let your kids sleep over at his house?"

    • @Nedshneebly
      @Nedshneebly 6 лет назад +185

      "Fuck no!!! Ewwww"

    • @Towoawawabo8
      @Towoawawabo8 6 лет назад +4

      lil memory card yep

    • @spazarellapoet8735
      @spazarellapoet8735 5 лет назад +37

      lil memory card exactly
      😂👏👏😂 all jokes aside mj innocent he was child like and genuinely cared for children and any body he could help he did he was incapable of the acts they accused him off he not no perverted pedophile he was a humanitarian the greatest entertainer of all time he was too busy to be doing that.

    • @spazarellapoet8735
      @spazarellapoet8735 5 лет назад +3

      Elexstehr hell yeah I would be right there with enjoying mike and neverland

  • @lynseymcmullan4160
    @lynseymcmullan4160 4 года назад +865

    “That’s my Robert, always pissin on people. Don’t forget her hair Robert.
    “Yes grandma”

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 3 года назад +2

      @@-kratos-2987 come back and dislike it

    • @justtalkin2558
      @justtalkin2558 3 года назад

      @Carina Rosales huh

    • @driplerthadripper
      @driplerthadripper 3 года назад +3

      Well this aged well

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 3 года назад

      @@justtalkin2558 what?

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@driplerthadripperit sure did. If you don't get that, you missed the point of the sketch entirely.

  • @deucesample9432
    @deucesample9432 7 лет назад +1353

    "So, some say Cucumbers tastes better Pickled."
    "What?"
    "Huh?" Lmao

    • @KeojiMaru
      @KeojiMaru 7 лет назад +4

      rayon sample 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 7 лет назад +37

      I remember the first time I saw this I laughed so hard it got ridiculous.

    • @rommymyers2582
      @rommymyers2582 7 лет назад +7

      Repeats it again lol classic I do that when I say slick shit to ppl n don't hear me lol

    • @deucesample9432
      @deucesample9432 7 лет назад +16

      +Rommy Myers I've said that in a serious Convo it was funny as shit. The person didn't know wtf I was talking about.

    • @bg5561742
      @bg5561742 6 лет назад +2

      I’m going to use this at work

  • @babygoose8716
    @babygoose8716 5 лет назад +6273

    Chappelle was way ahead of his time. Comedic genius.

    • @chuckweber542
      @chuckweber542 5 лет назад +65

      Agreed.its sad that today most people would find this offensive.this is comedy gold.

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 лет назад +51

      He is still ahead of time

    • @ryanjones9498
      @ryanjones9498 5 лет назад +12

      Blacks stick together

    • @ric5683
      @ric5683 5 лет назад +8

      @xxGodx no one has even come close, that's why.

    • @babygoose8716
      @babygoose8716 5 лет назад +8

      Aidan Brice who gives a shit? It ain’t that serious.

  • @taags
    @taags 4 года назад +101

    Haha the ”Beretta did that shit” always make me laugh. So confident he is.

  • @mammon310
    @mammon310 7 лет назад +587

    The random piss attack at the end, ROFL!

  • @jessmaron1058
    @jessmaron1058 7 лет назад +6285

    "He's been accused of this more than once."
    "So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."
    "What?"
    "Huh?"
    "What?"
    "Huh?"

    • @dngreen1683
      @dngreen1683 7 лет назад +363

      Jess Maron that line is classic to drop when you need to change the subject

    • @ahmedraouf5123
      @ahmedraouf5123 7 лет назад +122

      Wht does it even mean? (Genuine Question)

    • @Mo1683
      @Mo1683 7 лет назад +193

      If you leave cucumbers inside a water filled jar over a long period of time they turn into pickles in which people prefer to eat them.

    • @ahmedraouf5123
      @ahmedraouf5123 7 лет назад +92

      Thanks. I meant why is it funny not how to make pickles. I guess its just a good way to change the subject,

    • @Mo1683
      @Mo1683 7 лет назад +207

      Yeah, he said it to basically throw him off & have him confused.

  • @tochiRTA
    @tochiRTA 5 лет назад +58

    "for all I know, that piss was digital". That whole part took me the fuck out back in the day!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 7 лет назад +68

    1:43 "Oh, yeah, Baretta did that shit." xD That part always made me lmao

  • @BetweenStations77
    @BetweenStations77 6 лет назад +290

    The second ‘Huh’ kills me.

  • @OwlOfNivica
    @OwlOfNivica 5 лет назад +5730

    Dave Chappelle was so ahead of his time he warned us about deepfakes before we even had any clue

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 5 лет назад +46

      Show me some.
      Yea, stop listening to CNN. It's a fear mongering tactic. Just like a man that has been successful in the most diverse city in the world for decades and friends with all types of races, is racist. It's all bullshit. Not once has anyone been able to even show any evidence.
      Yes I seen the segment on these supposed "deep fakes" but I've also seen many Bill's passed by this administration, that DO NOT get reported on, to STOP censorship and deep faking.

    • @THECOHORTONE
      @THECOHORTONE 4 года назад +269

      @@johnbraucher1499 dude what the fuck are you even talking about

    • @djsosonut
      @djsosonut 4 года назад +154

      @@THECOHORTONE Yeah. Entire second paragraph has nothing to do with anything the OP stated. That was one hell of a meandering rant.

    • @damonsalvatore3222
      @damonsalvatore3222 4 года назад +42

      @@johnbraucher1499 I'm to high to think or read about this sorry lol

    • @champabay4746
      @champabay4746 4 года назад +15

      John Braucher ok boomer

  • @paladintactical8250
    @paladintactical8250 5 лет назад +446

    Charlie Murphy rubbing has hands together like Birdman..lol

    • @santinovaughn9336
      @santinovaughn9336 5 лет назад +1

      He's deceased

    • @paladintactical8250
      @paladintactical8250 5 лет назад

      @@santinovaughn9336 he is???

    • @shawnparker9695
      @shawnparker9695 5 лет назад +4

      @@paladintactical8250 dumb ass. Be original and stop using that overused birdman joke. You were so happy to use that joke, u didn't even know Charlie Murphy is dead. Smh. Clown.

    • @SHAYBAYBEE
      @SHAYBAYBEE 4 года назад +10

      @@shawnparker9695 wow he can use the joke if he wants! Keep Charlie Murphys memory Alive

    • @tronskee32
      @tronskee32 4 года назад +10

      @@shawnparker9695 goddamn you need a hug g

  • @ericframpton1382
    @ericframpton1382 5 лет назад +670

    So?? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.. 😂😂😂 that shit kills me

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 3 года назад +87

    I remember dying laughing at this with one of my buddies on the night that it aired. It still holds up.

  • @malikholmes5045
    @malikholmes5045 6 лет назад +1818

    "how come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderer, but they arrest OJ the next day. Nicole Simpson Can't Rap *I WANT JUSTICE* " THIS GUY IS A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 4 года назад +13

      Maybe because oj was the clear suspect. If my wife filed a restraining order and people knew i was still stalking and threatening her then she turns up died with your very possible mistress the sam night i have no proof of my innocence, hell id arrest myself to save the cops some time. While tupac was killed by a hit and run that could be nearly anyone that has acess to a black suv, so it could be ANYONE.

    • @malikholmes5045
      @malikholmes5045 4 года назад +59

      @@bornfree8073 whoooooosh/R

    • @benfly-rinker6924
      @benfly-rinker6924 4 года назад +5

      @@malikholmes5045 not even close to the right subreddit name

    • @malikholmes5045
      @malikholmes5045 4 года назад +28

      @@benfly-rinker6924 who cares, you got the point lol

    • @thekornreeper
      @thekornreeper 4 года назад +5

      Truth

  • @loudnessjr
    @loudnessjr 7 лет назад +2019

    "dave chappelle signed with netflix"
    Comedy central : the one that got away..

    • @fourthgirl
      @fourthgirl 7 лет назад +9

      +Spasmodic He should not have apologized. Dave picks on everyone, which is why he is funny and successful.

    • @scootaymildo1070
      @scootaymildo1070 7 лет назад +31

      Not Applicable are you serious? His latest stand up was a lot less PC than, say, killing them softly. His bits on trans folk and some of the #metoo stuff was pretty fucking outrageous really, hence all the shit he's been getting for it. I think you're trying to connect dots between the outrage/censorship culture today (which I agree sucks) with his latest specials that aren't there because I don't think Chapelle really gives a fuck. Bill Burr was on his podcast the other day saying how much he admires Chappelle for not bending to the will of the hypersensitive.
      Plus, he has been doing stand up over the last few years, he just bans phones so there's very little footage of it. I thought the specials were really good myself but each to their own.

    • @Fir3fly798
      @Fir3fly798 7 лет назад +8

      scootay mildo I completely agree. One of his best stand up specials yet imo. I did not feel he played it safe at all, which is why it was great. He even did a bit about how everyone wasn’t a bunch of “pussy ass niggas” like nowadays.

    • @Igaveyoumyfakename
      @Igaveyoumyfakename 6 лет назад

      They did all right with Key and Peele. And just as funny as Dave (if not funnier) for a hell of a lot less.

    • @EON314
      @EON314 6 лет назад +4

      If they stopped pissing him off he would have stayed

  • @JJT209
    @JJT209 4 года назад +28

    god i wish chapelle would come back this was the BEST comedy central show of all time

    • @antonymartins8310
      @antonymartins8310 2 года назад +1

      the real chappelle is gone fam

    • @Jack-ol1io
      @Jack-ol1io Год назад

      ​@@antonymartins8310lmao 🤣 funny joke

  • @starsky1012
    @starsky1012 7 лет назад +349

    "4-5 of my buddies and Neil taking notes"

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 5 лет назад

      Sounds like an opening statement to how every white gal had a train ran on her

    • @frankbutler9512
      @frankbutler9512 5 лет назад +1

      @@pilotmburu Neal stays taking notes.

  • @AholeAtheist
    @AholeAtheist 7 лет назад +799

    This is one of my all time favourite Chappelle sketches..
    "Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."

    • @loudnessjr
      @loudnessjr 7 лет назад +46

      Munawar Khan huh?

    • @fonzoultra1709
      @fonzoultra1709 7 лет назад +29

      it was completely unrelated, just to change the subject

    • @longdistancebrothers7326
      @longdistancebrothers7326 7 лет назад +1

      does he remind anyone of Pete Davidson from SNL at that pickle line?

    • @supersimmons14
      @supersimmons14 7 лет назад +5

      HOMINIX Actually it was a joke comparing adult dicks to children's dick. Some people like their cucumbers(adult dick) pickled(child's dick)

    • @wayfaringstranger4362
      @wayfaringstranger4362 6 лет назад +7

      HOMINIX 😂😂😂 due to the content of the joke, I think that's what he actually meant. and not big penis, small penis stuff. Dave said it right after
      "he's been accused more than once"
      to change the subject.
      like "so?..." let's talk about something else.

  • @YesImJoeKing
    @YesImJoeKing 5 лет назад +125

    4:23
    Woman: "Mr. Chappelle, you're dismissed."
    * Digital piss hits woman and man in face *
    Dave Chappelle: "And that's from the heart!"

  • @denniskharuchab2403
    @denniskharuchab2403 7 лет назад +279

    All the other cast not breaking their characters is shows professionalism. This sketch was funny as hell.

  • @hardspumoni6940
    @hardspumoni6940 7 лет назад +551

    I still quote "He made thriller" to this day.

  • @Arkytektt
    @Arkytektt 5 лет назад +41

    The most underrated line in the whole video "These charges hurt me the most"

    • @VG19319
      @VG19319 5 лет назад +5

      I was reading through the comments, and yours struck me. You're very correct.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 6 лет назад +93

    "Hair, maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it?"
    "That is correct"

  • @playstation7164
    @playstation7164 6 лет назад +72

    I love that Dave always throws and slides facts in history to keep everyone at fair play. Such a great example

    • @RogerAM78
      @RogerAM78 2 года назад +1

      this didnt age well seeing R Kelly is gone for 30 years lol

    • @rustybeachwood4613
      @rustybeachwood4613 Год назад

      ​@@RogerAM78you are slow

  • @kireepotter4762
    @kireepotter4762 5 лет назад +63

    "What?"
    "Huh?"
    "What?"
    "Huh?" I literally do this all the time lmao

  • @_Iamdmoney
    @_Iamdmoney 7 лет назад +422

    “That piss was digital” RIP Charlie Murphy

    • @gh0rochi363
      @gh0rochi363 6 лет назад +3

      What did charlie murphy have to do with that.

    • @envee1074
      @envee1074 6 лет назад

      @@gh0rochi363 I think he must've wrote it when Charlie Murphy passed away

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 5 лет назад +1

      @@envee1074 nah Charlie is in this skit man open your eyes 😂😂

    • @fbiagent0124
      @fbiagent0124 5 лет назад +1

      Why are you trying to match a quote about piss and Charlie Murphy?

  • @katrinfarkas7155
    @katrinfarkas7155 5 лет назад +554

    “Come on man he made thriller”
    Jury:”so u would let ur child sleep with him”
    Silence... “HELL NAH” 😂😂😂

  • @erit4040
    @erit4040 3 года назад +407

    The sad thing about this is that younger generations will never understand how funny this really is. Dave is a genius not just a comedian

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 года назад +5

      Most of them think that a Rick and Morty is genius.

    • @thomaspapp104
      @thomaspapp104 2 года назад +9

      It was the perfect comedy for that time. It still is. It made me sad when I learned that a Gen Z employee had never seen Chappelle Show. She vowed to watch it but I don't think it would hit the same.

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 2 года назад +4

      They will nvr know that the OJ part that was inexplicably cut was prob the best bit in the sketch.

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 Год назад +7

      I always find comments like this weird. You can find comedy funny even if it was made by someone of a different generation

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 Месяц назад

      That’s because everyone literally thinks like this now, so the satire loses its bite..
      Can you imagine being a lawyer with a bunch of conspiracy minded people in your jury pool?..

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 6 лет назад +138

    "R.Kelly can fart on my dinner TONIGHT!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @theincrediblechaz
    @theincrediblechaz 7 лет назад +366

    "Don't forget her hair Robert" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @julianr602
      @julianr602 7 лет назад +40

      Charlie Crowley yes grandmama

    • @carultch
      @carultch 6 лет назад +1

      Is Dave Chappelle dressed in drag to play R-Kelly's grandmother?

    • @Whereyahidin
      @Whereyahidin 6 лет назад +11

      That's my robert!!! Always peeing on people. Lol

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 6 лет назад +2

      Damn grandma probably videotaped it too

    • @kazan9962
      @kazan9962 6 лет назад +1

      Isn't it perfect??!!

  • @stevesmith9447
    @stevesmith9447 4 года назад +28

    Most underrated line: "-Oh. Yeah, Beretta DID that shit."

  • @MrKs757
    @MrKs757 6 лет назад +835

    “How come they can’t find Biggie and Tupac’s murderers but they arrest OJ Simpson the next day? Nicole Simpson can’t rap! I WANT JUSTICE!!” LOL

    • @lapisstories
      @lapisstories 5 лет назад +2

      Korey Sylver Gold!

    • @michaelmiller8455
      @michaelmiller8455 5 лет назад +5

      Why is typing...verbatim, lines from a skit in the comment section so wildly popular? Also, why am I so truculent?

    • @michaelmiller8455
      @michaelmiller8455 5 лет назад +3

      @@cassidy99ful Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!

    • @cassidy99ful
      @cassidy99ful 5 лет назад +5

      @@michaelmiller8455 No Problem. I am glad you got the joke I was going for. :) LOL!!!!!! I hope you have a nice day.

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 5 лет назад

      @@cassidy99ful u just got truculed🤣

  • @pappyodanial
    @pappyodanial 5 лет назад +1311

    He predicted the first Juicy Smolliet case. RETRIAL BYAATCH

    • @Mrs_Canary
      @Mrs_Canary 5 лет назад +50

      Juicy smoo yay lmao

    • @WobstaCat
      @WobstaCat 5 лет назад +30

      Juicy Smooyé

    • @bismarkadu8799
      @bismarkadu8799 5 лет назад

      Which part ?

    • @momatmusic
      @momatmusic 4 года назад +20

      The French actor?

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 4 года назад +2

      @@momatmusic that's also black and gay

  • @dextermorgan9904
    @dextermorgan9904 4 года назад +191

    Dave’s friends has one white dude in just like he said in his specials. So the white dude can talk to the cops lmao.

    • @simba6477
      @simba6477 4 года назад +13

      It's funny too cuz Neil Brennan is one of his closest friends.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 года назад +6

      and the white guy at he back is Neil Brennan's brother

    • @theothesir
      @theothesir 5 месяцев назад

      Always have a white friend.

  • @rickyrubio115
    @rickyrubio115 5 лет назад +57

    The satire is so unbelievably genius. Dave was so ahead of the time that I could always watch all three seasons back to back and still get one hell of a kick at it. He is truly the best at what he does. Also the racial draft was a pretty hilarious skit

  • @departmentofdate2263
    @departmentofdate2263 7 лет назад +203

    Chapelle is the master... He makes everything better!

  • @RJSnow
    @RJSnow 4 года назад +11

    Neal taking notes always takes me out. Lmao!

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 6 лет назад +2379

    To think of the discussion of R. Kelly would be relevant again in 2019. 😳 Dave Chappell, you were ahead of your time. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 6 лет назад +46

      R Kelly be CRAZY AF always has been always will be. I don't think R Kelly's ....uh "right in da head" , know'mean 🙃

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 6 лет назад +50

      If R Kelly wasn't a celebrity and couldn't SANG?? He'd already been locked up for the rest of his life. I don't understand how they let that preevert still walk the streets, WTF?? I thought he went away after that FUUUUCKKKKED UP SHIZZZ with the girl kidnapped in his bedroom closet for like , a month or something like that? Been a LONG TIME AGO....😲

    • @jona1han2k4
      @jona1han2k4 6 лет назад +17

      Jill E Beans actually; he wouldn’t. Because no parent would allow their child to be with him u unless they were kidnapped. These parents let him around her because he had money.

    • @sharitastinson109
      @sharitastinson109 5 лет назад +10

      Him and Aaron Mcgruder of Boondocks

    • @spahrkproductions3758
      @spahrkproductions3758 5 лет назад +20

      What's even crazier is just recently somebody asked r Kelly's crisis manager if he would let r kelly watch his daughter and he said absolutely not even after he spent most of the interview defending him. Dave did the exact same thing at the end of the michael jackson one. Crazy how he parodied an event he never could've knew would happen.

  • @QewBeats
    @QewBeats 6 лет назад +4481

    This is powerful social commentary disguised as comedy.

    • @Frip36
      @Frip36 6 лет назад +75

      Only if you're dumb as shit.

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 6 лет назад +166

      Captain Sunday Somebody can’t critically think 🤔

    • @soylentgreen2065
      @soylentgreen2065 6 лет назад +140

      Most comedy used to be like this til the professionally-offended arose from Hell

    • @Frip36
      @Frip36 6 лет назад +20

      @@soylentgreen2065 Really? Most comedy used to be guy pissing on a woman's face?

    • @JohnLongPig
      @JohnLongPig 6 лет назад +127

      It’s about the unwillingness to believe that r Kelly did that shit. He was doing this shit 20 years ago and it was well known, yet nobody did anything about it.

  • @siddlicious
    @siddlicious 2 года назад +24

    I love that the Judge was trying hard not to laugh

  • @nmcintosh8769
    @nmcintosh8769 5 лет назад +156

    "Nicole Simpson cant rap...I want Justice!!" Looooooooool

  • @Its_me-Im_you
    @Its_me-Im_you 7 лет назад +194

    Dave Chappell is a living legend.

  • @chill6789
    @chill6789 Год назад +3

    Chappell show was the best thing on comedy central

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 7 лет назад +1925

    NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP! I WANT JUSTICE!!!

    • @dustbinbroom
      @dustbinbroom 7 лет назад +18

      Came here for this...

    • @basedgoddinkleberg8898
      @basedgoddinkleberg8898 7 лет назад +9

      Funniest shit 😂

    • @smokesletsgo8180
      @smokesletsgo8180 6 лет назад +6

      Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot your RUclips name is almost as funny as this video

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 6 лет назад +5

      All she did is get beaten up regularly by OJ and then brutally murdered still unsolved.

  • @blackraspberryproductions8118
    @blackraspberryproductions8118 5 лет назад +11

    How can Chappelle Show be so original and funny? No matter how many times you watch it, this stuff is 15 years old and still Amazing. Others have tried and failed but his work still holds up.

  • @Mw2Og
    @Mw2Og 4 года назад +8

    Thank you comedy central for making things right. Now I can enjoy the best comedy of my generation. Thank you.

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 7 лет назад +159

    "Me and my penis are like THIS, son!"
    This has to be at worst, a top 10 skit. So freakin' funny.

    • @ayemoneey1470
      @ayemoneey1470 Месяц назад

      you gotta show me five funnier than this to even say that fr. 😂 this how up there this is

  • @josepalos7795
    @josepalos7795 5 лет назад +415

    Their laughs sound like my toilet flushing

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 5 лет назад +11

      Dave Chappelle is funny as hell, but the audience is so disconnected or very small,
      C.C./VIACOM plays an awful laugh and clap track.

    • @caleblocke3532
      @caleblocke3532 5 лет назад +2

      Why is that description so spot on

    • @sowell7525
      @sowell7525 4 года назад +3

      @@kyledailey it's not a laugh track. It's shown in front of a live audience.

    • @kyledailey
      @kyledailey 4 года назад +2

      ​@@sowell7525 *BOTH!* , but the "LIVE" audience wasn't cutting it, so they thought they needed to add a very annoying and cheesy laugh track.

    • @matthewdycus3394
      @matthewdycus3394 4 года назад +1

      @@sowell7525 It's shown on a screen in front of an audience, which screws with the sound.

  • @jujuandwamwams165
    @jujuandwamwams165 4 года назад +4

    It’s 2020 and I’m laughing at this like I’ve never seen it before. I need a pamper. Dave Chappell is brilliant 😍

  • @undisputedent.2370
    @undisputedent.2370 6 лет назад +20

    I could listen to Dave Chappelle say "Huh?" For a good 15 minutes & still laugh 😂😂😃

  • @atuablithy1222
    @atuablithy1222 5 лет назад +760

    If Only He Knew How Right He’d Be Till This Day!! Dave’s A Fckin GENIUS

    • @DuskSkullin
      @DuskSkullin 5 лет назад +43

      After watching the MJ documentary... all i could say was he made thriller.... thriller...

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone been knowing 😂

    • @TheJoseprds99
      @TheJoseprds99 5 лет назад +3

      This is old news bro
      Both of these artists were in headlines since the 90s

    • @gussinger6939
      @gussinger6939 5 лет назад

      He knew

    • @chrism7163
      @chrism7163 5 лет назад +3

      @@DuskSkullin he just said he doesn't believe the documentary

  • @delanoblanco2248
    @delanoblanco2248 4 года назад +51

    So you would let your children sleep with him?
    Chappell: no, no, he'll no😂

  • @jamrockingston
    @jamrockingston 7 лет назад +4291

    I see Comedy Central is trying to rake in the views by using Dave

    • @beisballdad1983
      @beisballdad1983 7 лет назад +65

      A-pinionated and yet you watched

    • @ssknnth
      @ssknnth 7 лет назад +203

      who wouldn't?

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 7 лет назад +56

      I watched but I disliked the videos fuck CC

    • @maliciousclouds1614
      @maliciousclouds1614 7 лет назад +79

      A-pinionated yep. They are trying to gather up RUclips ad revenue because Dave is hott right now with his new Netflix specials. They shouldn't have fucked it up in the first place, now they're scraping in change using his name. Pathetic.

    • @jamrockingston
      @jamrockingston 7 лет назад +12

      Malicious Clouds with Dave and Key & Peele Comedy Central is shit.

  • @3rddegmm451
    @3rddegmm451 7 лет назад +55

    4 or 5 of my buddies, with Neil takin notes! Lmao

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +3

    “Yeees, I’ve heard of…such things”
    😅😂🤣💀

  • @JL050
    @JL050 6 лет назад +21

    Such a classic show. Still can't believe it's been over a decade now. It felt like the show came and went in a flash.

  • @thr3e1ne6ix
    @thr3e1ne6ix 7 лет назад +170

    He Made Thriller. THRILLER! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tuckerwoodson4134
    @tuckerwoodson4134 4 года назад +273

    “And Neal taking notes” is honestly the best part of the sketch but nobody ready to admit that yet
    Edit: spelling of Neal

    • @YourMomsNewHusband
      @YourMomsNewHusband 4 года назад +11

      I’m glad somebody finally said it

    • @afp176
      @afp176 3 года назад +23

      I like how he’s sitting there with the notepad ready to write shit down🤣

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 года назад +4

      wtf is he even writing??

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 3 года назад +3

      Nah it's the cucumber bit.

    • @amberlyn28
      @amberlyn28 3 года назад +2

      @@Scorch428 the next fire skit

  • @kingtiger889
    @kingtiger889 5 лет назад +623

    For the last 15 years I yell “Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice” when I get mad and never even understood the joke until now 😂😂😂

    • @elisaidir2837
      @elisaidir2837 5 лет назад +4

      can't rat!

    • @theprodigalsun__
      @theprodigalsun__ 5 лет назад +99

      @@elisaidir2837 its definitely rap. Biggie an pac are rappers, nicole Simpson can't rap so she's less important is what he's joking about

    • @zinho9169
      @zinho9169 5 лет назад +10

      @@elisaidir2837 rap*

    • @nobel87able
      @nobel87able 5 лет назад +6

      A worthy sign on T-shirt

    • @jordanstark5924
      @jordanstark5924 4 года назад +16

      @@nobel87able You mean a P-shirt

  • @daddydeadlo9675
    @daddydeadlo9675 5 лет назад +62

    "Nicole simpson cant rap!!" YUP I PISSED MY PANTS

  • @1closer
    @1closer 2 года назад +47

    Dave testimony against Michael Jackson was accurate asf though 😭

  • @XAlreadyKnowX
    @XAlreadyKnowX 6 лет назад +387

    Don't forget her hair Robert..
    Yes grandmama.

    • @andreawhitley4608
      @andreawhitley4608 6 лет назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. when he responded with yes Grandma I almost died

    • @farmlife2
      @farmlife2 5 лет назад +8

      Always peeing on ppl 😂😂

    • @olearywashington3374
      @olearywashington3374 4 года назад +1

      Andrea Whitley me too😂😂😂😂

    • @theungreatkahli
      @theungreatkahli 4 года назад

      Some women enjoy being peed on like that. I know this from experience lol

  • @ariesmayhem
    @ariesmayhem 7 лет назад +69

    no man, he made thriller, THRILLER

  • @seatown9992
    @seatown9992 4 года назад +11

    “Nichole Simpson can’t rap! I want justice” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GuessTechSports
    @GuessTechSports 7 лет назад +229

    ...is Michael Jackson guilty? "No. He made Thriller. . . . Thriller!" ... Would you let your children sleep with him? "FUCK NO!"

  • @loopseeker
    @loopseeker 6 лет назад +43

    “i didnt even just do that”
    *turns to judge*
    “did i do that?”

    • @davidsmith6149
      @davidsmith6149 4 года назад +1

      The way she checked her self and she was dry killed me

  • @PatrickLewOfficial
    @PatrickLewOfficial 4 года назад +6

    @4:14 “Nicole Simpson can’t rap!” 😂😂😂 Bruh, I’m dying! 🤣

  • @jokerace8227
    @jokerace8227 5 лет назад +84

    It may be time to go back through Chappelle Show episodes. 😂👍

    • @TheUserid82
      @TheUserid82 5 лет назад +6

      I recommend the Charlie Murphy episode. You know it is funny when the person they are talking about steals a screenshot of you dressed as them to put on an album cover.

    • @agamerslament5443
      @agamerslament5443 2 года назад

      It's time to go through them again 😅

  • @Seanjokez
    @Seanjokez 7 лет назад +45

    I'm so exicted for these clips and daves special!!!!!!!!!

  • @I.C.U-m2m
    @I.C.U-m2m 2 месяца назад +1

    Grandma: "That's my Robert always peeing on people. Don't forget her hair Robert."
    Robert: "Yes grandmother".😀

  • @octachronicles
    @octachronicles 6 лет назад +16

    Dave is a legend . One of the best comedians of all time .

  • @SunriseMMA
    @SunriseMMA 5 лет назад +76

    R Kelly & Micheal Jackson Documentaries brought me here again Lol!!!

  • @joker321boom
    @joker321boom 4 года назад +53

    All these years I finally understood he said Nicole Simpson can't rap

  • @richardrobbin2731
    @richardrobbin2731 6 лет назад +7

    Hands Down My Favorite skit🤘😂
    And I have watched them all countless times!!
    Yes yes, the cucumber/pickles line kills it.

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa 7 лет назад +145

    Comedy Central trying to cash in on this Dave resurgence.

    • @lanite85
      @lanite85 7 лет назад +6

      Not trying, succeeding.

  • @marcuswilliams2910
    @marcuswilliams2910 5 лет назад +17

    "Some ppl say cucumbers taste better pickled" what? Huh? 😂😂😂

  • @nickmontgomery347
    @nickmontgomery347 7 лет назад +364

    God dammit, they didn't even show the OJ one.
    Sir, my blackness will not permit me to answer that question

    • @jamone669
      @jamone669 6 лет назад +7

      thats right i forgot that was part of this skit

    • @bdot187um
      @bdot187um 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamone669 where can I find it?

    • @yoyocuber2565
      @yoyocuber2565 5 лет назад

      Bdot96 I think it’s only on the network rn

    • @andrewromero8126
      @andrewromero8126 5 лет назад

      And you can quote on this "they would find a bloody glove at our house" haha

    • @bdot187um
      @bdot187um 5 лет назад

      @@yoyocuber2565 which one?

  • @zocio123
    @zocio123 7 лет назад +127

    Thats why i like Dave!! Yall are all laughing cuz his jks sre good but the message within the jk is powerful

    • @wesleylane3318
      @wesleylane3318 7 лет назад +11

      Definitely...was powerful. That's one of the major reasons I'm mad he quit when he did

    • @ari3455
      @ari3455 6 лет назад

      Yep 😊

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 6 лет назад +8

      Yes, you were the only one to pick up on those deep messages, you must be some sort of fucking genius! Can't fucking spell the word "joke" but you're still a genius. Fucking moron!

    • @alcalu
      @alcalu 5 лет назад

      @@MrAppie9090: Amen! Hahaha, beat me to it, man.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 5 лет назад +1

      @@meriemradhi5481 why so gay???

  • @sheik3648
    @sheik3648 4 года назад +8

    0:21 you gotta look in the eyes not the noses 😂😂😂

  • @joaoaverlino3153
    @joaoaverlino3153 5 лет назад +2477

    Who is here after they saw the new Netflix special sticks and stones

  • @BEDISA112
    @BEDISA112 6 лет назад +9

    “Yes grandmomma” 😂😂😭😭

  • @MartinDomenechActor
    @MartinDomenechActor 4 года назад +7

    The first guy asking him was the pizza guy from "There's something about Mary" and the second was the old shop owner in "No country for old men". I haven't even checked this, I don't know why it just pops up immediately.
    Chappelle is the best comedian alive.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 6 лет назад +12

    2:54
    "If they give me that kind of money, R. Kelly can fart in my dinner TONIGHT!"

  • @brotoswaggins6238
    @brotoswaggins6238 7 лет назад +96

    I like how they put his show back on the same day of his Netflix special???

    • @pissedhulk7794
      @pissedhulk7794 7 лет назад +5

      BrotoSwaggins thank you someone else noticed... 🤔🤔🤔

  • @LockedDownSpectator
    @LockedDownSpectator 5 месяцев назад +2

    00:24 "Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled."" - WTAF!

  • @Samirtouf
    @Samirtouf 7 лет назад +51

    This is my kind of comedy

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 6 лет назад +6

    "pressed, permed pubic hair with glitter sprinkled on it."
    I literally laughed out loud.
    OMG!

  • @mandymarie4548
    @mandymarie4548 Год назад +1

    The two forms of id was a pretty accurate requirement for evidence lol

  • @amrogers4
    @amrogers4 5 лет назад +15

    "He's been accuse of this more than once."
    "So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled!"
    "What?" ,:-|
    "Huh?" :-/
    "What?" ,:-|
    "Huh?" :-/
    Ahahahaha! Gets me every time.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 года назад +1

      To this day, I still repeat that line when someone uses a justification that makes no sense.

    • @amrogers4
      @amrogers4 3 года назад

      @@Scorch428 You must use that line daily! ;)

  • @juliusceasar9769
    @juliusceasar9769 7 лет назад +1744

    Chappelle show > key and peele

    • @randomgayguyman
      @randomgayguyman 7 лет назад +15

      aurelio madrid no way lol

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 7 лет назад +195

      not even fair to compare the 2.....Chapelle Show is timeless :D

    • @Broker205
      @Broker205 7 лет назад +17

      aurelio madrid facts!

    • @Jessica.000
      @Jessica.000 7 лет назад +102

      aurelio madrid Chappelle show = Key & Peele. Both are very great no need to compare the two.

    • @SYMShutYoMouth
      @SYMShutYoMouth 7 лет назад +13

      +WhoAreu22 All your friends are whites who love to call you nigga

  • @patrickfynn398
    @patrickfynn398 4 года назад +6

    That dude is the all time legendary comic that few will ever get that close to perfection.

    • @4453-y5f
      @4453-y5f 4 года назад

      You Said iT!!😂

  • @mr.randywatson3267
    @mr.randywatson3267 7 лет назад +29

    Anybody else see that bottle shooting digital piss at the end😂💀

    • @levoldunom
      @levoldunom 6 лет назад

      I think it’s a water gun