Ari Shaffir - Hunt for the Edible - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2017
- While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
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Comedy Central Stand-Up FUCK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL.
Not sure if you know this Comedy Central but your supporting a dude who drugs people's drinks....ari is a sick fuck.
Comedy Central and Joe about to drop his ass after this Kobe situation
@@christianramey1304 I hope the hell that you are right. This guy is a real piece of shit.
The Drugging makes him more of a piece of shit than the Kobe situation. Kobe fans became a straight up cult after he died, Ari deserves shit for not standing behind what he said, not for what he said.
Why is Ari dressed like Billy Donka from the Fentanyl Factory
I think this is the best comment here
Quick somebody give the man a top hat!
2 years after it was typed, this comment made me nearly cry with laughter
Jimbo Slice
Lolol same!😂
HOLY SHIT IM DEAD
Ari: Give it up for Ari Shaffir!
Ari: *leaves the room and walks back in*
Donavan Hinson literally exactly what I was thinking haha
Ari: uses a different voice
I’ve always loved that
@@rocknrollson9440😊😊😊😂😂
I bet that security footage is amazing.
Ha! Now I want to see it.
It has to be epic
Lmaooo ryt?! I didnt even think of that lol
If there is any one who has access to footage of this some how some way leave a link or something
@@ninalove3044
Hi gbggbfgbg mom
On
No gbmfbggb egg nine n FG fm
Everyone has to call him Johnny Appleweed from now on
420 likes
Indeed
YES
smokin weed and eatin weed is two very different highs.. lmfao!!
I've been told smoking it it goes straight up, but slowly, whereas edibles hit you ALL AT ONCE
Totally true. Smoking causes me to have hella anxiety but eating it mellows me out.
Depends on your tolerance. For me at least edibles are an identical high as smoking it just has that hour delay
Charles Graham one you can function the other you want to call an wambulance
I've been smoking for nearly 30 years. I've never had an edible.
It's about time I baked me a cake.
*I was hearing "breast strip" for the longest time. I was like how..-*
I heard bread strip. The best baked goods ever.
I concur I heard it too
I mean weed chicken fingers would be bomb
me too
wait it's not?? what is he saying
What the hell is Ari wearing? He looks like he's going to Prom in 1973.
Andrea Gonzalez the warden!
Batman's joker? just missing makeup and hair
I don't know about the suit. But I can tell you what he's wearing underneath it. Marijuana breast strips.
Lookin like fuckin willy Wonka from the original movie
He's wearing his pimp suit, duh.
"what you're looking for is no longer here" 😂😂😂
Ari's stories remind me of the kid in school who'd tried to convince you summer camp was a blast
I can see Ari appreciating this
Did Nazi that coming.
summer camps are awesome
Eric Wilsey I'm stealing that just letting you know
Tom Lehrer hahaha that comment actually made me laugh out loud and spurt coffee everywhere.
he's like a tooth fairy for stoners
Tony Tejada lol
Or the Easter bunny😂
The boof fairy
Kurrupted Gaming
Lol yes
He dresses like one too
Who came here after watching Joe Rogan's podcast about Ari spiking Bert's drink with molly?
=)) he's a moron
✋
@@georgeldecebalus3504 i fucking love ari, at least he's interesting.
Word👍🏻
Ari is a piece of shit for that. it's really crossing a line, and the way he reacts to bert being upset about it is so scummy. The dude doesn't give any fucks about other people or having respect.
The ending was everything that went through my mind and I respect him for acknowledging that
Ari should do all of these! I find it odd that his stories are so much funnier than any of the other guests he has in his show. I could sit and watch this guy all day and laugh my ass off
is it just me or does ari look like a children's summer camp instructor
Like the one whose mugshot ends up on the front page of the newspaper, then yeah.
He looks like the camp instructor who would probably smoke some weed with you,but also the one that might tie you to your bed and put you out in the woods while you're sleeping.
yeah except they were funnier.
Alright guys, gather round. We're gonna collect these mushrooms.
Tom Green is the best and his Ari Shaffir character is definitely my favourite.
Funny observation,sharp wit
Minneapolis State Trooper....
Ahh, the great state of *_Minneapolis_*
🤣🤣🤣
Minneapolis and the surrounding area is basically all there is to minnesota anyways lol
Forest Fire nope
@@333rdAlchemist yeah
@@forestfire2670 nope
I never realized how true it was about the baggies when he started on the ziplocks that are only for drugs, legit made me think about what else I’ve seen in them to no avail.
Spare buttons for shirts.
Spare parts for ikea, computer parts, precision machine screws
we need more ari stories because I've watched them all.
Johnny Appleweed!!
spreading the weed wherever he goes....!!!
Nice!
I loved the audience’s reaction to that pun 😂😂😂
huh?
That's the best punchline of all of these I've watched so far.
2:25 i make and sell jewellery and other small crafty shit online sometimes for extra cash and literally ANYONE who sees the lil plastic bags at my place asks me what dugs i sell with em
He's always sitting in hats.
Rick Sanchez lemme just *smash* that like button boiii
wabalabadubdub
I hate that I don't get this 🤔
Too funny! This series in phenomenal. Thanks Ari!
This man is an absolute genius. This is probably the best level of advertisement to get people to buy tickets to your shows. Absolute genius.
Even though it is frowned upon and discouraged, I still to this day deliver my male fertility samples to the lab using those tiny ziploc bags.
Ooo gotta be careful with that stuff, it can be real potent
that opening sequence just had me nearly fall out of my chair. lol
I used to work at the MOA and I honestly think they look for the most aggressive applicants when they hire. I was there for 9 months and not once did I have a positive experience with a single one of them.
Swear to god i had a dream you came back today Ari.. goddamn this deja vu is crazy sir!!! And welcome back to the grid ✌️😊
LetsBeClear lies
LetsBeClear he said he was back a couple days ago on FB
Introducing himself like that! LOL!
There was an old cowboy movie when the guy came out of the opium tent shootin at the moon feeling great...
Can’t help but laugh every time he introduces himself. Probably cause I’m high watching it 😂
Ari's passion in life is feeding people drugs :D
" There's no cheating in drug ball" Tom Hanks was in A League of His Own
Awesome way to end this piece by the way. Keep it 💯
what a great story... keep up the good work
You know this guy would be the worst roomate ever. Dishes in the sink, hairs in the bathroom, and dirty drawers on the floor.
When you realise that it really was acid XD
Love this guy, cant wait for him to come back.
Gd I Venmo Ari one time for one special, now my whole fing feeds Ari....I love it 😂
Ari's on another level idk if I'm jus high or if this is the funniest shit I ever seen!!!!
I have a lot of those baggies for Jewelery, Gemstones, gold nuggets, small screws... lots of non drug uses.
On a different note, my quarantine Weed is growing nicely.
Ari is the best😂 love this!!!
Haha that's brilliant... Love this series
I feel him on the baggie/ziplock part
more ari stand up
Great story!
the end was the best part lol. I didn't expect that haha
He introduced himself XD
Lol "I was high for 27 hours.." Yeah, I've been high for 5 years, your move..
ChronicCuber DUH IVE BEEN HIGH MORE LONGER AND BETTER
Doesn't even get u high anymore at that point
Regretfully I was high for more than 16 hours on a too high dose of lsd, nightmare.
I’m a crack baby born high and die high
@@stephenr80 nightmare, or just a difficult to receive lesson?
Best into so far lmao funny af 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the better intros on this series, the series is so good.
Ya Edmonton!! 🇨🇦👍
small hulk Edmonton for life!
I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"
You can totally find marijuana bread sticks. There are chefs you can hire who will make you a full dinner of weed infused foods
Im stoned and that was very funny
You killed it on this one Ari!
I hope he is still having these hunts I must follow him
This guy just pulled a Michael Richards. 😂
Now he might steal Jamie’s position in The Joe Rogan podcast after he rufees his drink.
But Michael Richards went away and never came back. Ari is still selling out shows. I saw him last weekend. He came out to Kobe chants lol
Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"
He did nothing wrong. Making a joke about a dead guy doesn't make his stuff automatically not funny.
I don't think he lost any fans, he's been calling kobe a rapi5t for years now.
@@elonquemattheson6151 What part of what he said was funny?
Another great video.
Last line well said man much respect
Ari's happiest Monet in life: when he introduces himself.
Man, Ari is such an amazing stand up comedian and storyteller.
Lol, Ari, I love you. That's hysterical, its like the Merry Pranksters for the 21st century.
That finale was amazing. Hats off
Who else's thought he was saying "THC breast strips"?
Dead lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
Just imagining a chick-fil-a strip
This guy should do more standup about doing drugs. He's just too versatile. Didn't think anyone could be too versatile. Discussing such a wide variety of topics.
Wtf
This made my day better! Lollolol
California 3 years ago: woop! Legal weed!
Canada: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are so cute...
He looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Avenatti had a head on collision and he popped out.
Have you ever seen ufc on weed???!?!?
Rmantvg "Blue team go, blue team go"
"Killer, kill"
"And some Funyuns, yeahhhh"
"Doctor said I need a backiotamy"
Yes.. it's very intense and will change your life.
It's great
@@scottbrown6505 lol.
Ari I just love you so much
love this video
Ari's a great story teller he's so funny
love it lol.. feel bad for those who can't live like Californians do.. I'm smoking now as im watching this.
I gotta get these strips he speaks of..
La vaca loca
wild thornberry lol
Danielle Thornberry all the liberals homeless and that damn expensive cost of living I’m good till it’s legal where I’m livin
@@seth4211 When you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to remain silent.
Did you find them ?
The world is not ready for the return of Ari!!!!!!!!!!
Ari u r amazing man!!!! Super fun!!!!
What an awesome set-- Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing
I would've sworn he was saying "breast chips", at first.
LOVE these
love ya ari
I took an edible and threw up 12 times
Was it made by some random guy or was it regulated
Those were mushrooms
Actually it was 11 times stop lying
I ate an edible and was fine, UNTIL my friend who also took one was throwing up and his heaving sounds made me throw up
I miss Ari
hes back now
Stephanie R WHAAAAT no way! omg hope to hear em on his podcast
Carlos R. Martin Toledo he was on Berts Instagram
Stephanie R yaaaay
he runs shroomfest and that happens soon, he had to come back for it
Man I love Ari😂😂😂
Brilliant comic.
Is he still off the grid? or was this actually on TV recently?
BITCH!!! If that last line wasn't the truest thing EVER!!! #LMAO
except jews aren't white and a normal white person would be jailed. he got off cause he's a rich Jewish comedian who is famous. Jewish privilege. jews comprise over 60% of all billionaires even thought they are 0.2% of the population. hate the jews, not the europeans
Memes. Many Such Cases! The jews managed to pull themselves up by their boot straps. Fuck the whole slavery in the bible shit that there is no proof of. The inquisition, then world war two. Only after all that did some of them get money.
Shoutout to Ari, wherever you are
Staying entertained during the 2020 quarantine
Whats up with these 52 second intro video lol
i miss Ari, hope to hear from him soon on his podcast
WhopChop exactly.. I've checked my feed several times over the past two days... fingers crossed.. I'm sure he'll go on Rogan's podcast which will be great too..
I'm forcing myself to watch this to see the appeal is. I don't see it...
Ari introducing himself is so trippy
is this.... is this a blessing?
This was great! =D
Goddamn American hero
Those packets are also used by jewelers for stones and metal and gold leafs and dust etc.
Check out the brain on Brad. You're so fuckin' right, but Ari wouldn't know about that shit.
@@angeladoolan8063 nahaha stfu
That's sounds like the greatest gift ever!
The ending when the cops ask you if its yours happened the exact same way to me hahaha those are the best
Imagine Patrice O'neal doing one of these?
Patrice O'neal was so fuckin funny. He never got the recognition he really deserved.
It would be the best. No cap
Holy shit that intro was brutal
6:44 the better safe than sorry shit killed me 😂😂😂
Best one yet