The Time Ari Spiked Bert's Drink with Molly | JRE Sober October 2019

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @michaelleskauskas3645
    @michaelleskauskas3645 4 года назад +5557

    In all seriousness, it's really touching how clear it is Tom cares about Bert. Like, you can see it.

    • @TheAngryBadger3
      @TheAngryBadger3 4 года назад +105

      I would have lost my shit with Ari.

    • @madisonadams9432
      @madisonadams9432 4 года назад +165

      As a woman, it makes Tom really attractive how disgusted he is

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 4 года назад +26

      Madison Adams Everybody hates Ari. They just don’t want him to suffer because Ari helped out allot of comedians start their careers.

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 4 года назад +5

      Angel Gutierrez is take em out back n shoot em

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 4 года назад +2

      stanley oleyte who?

  • @simonleak3000
    @simonleak3000 5 лет назад +23568

    Tom is so genuinely disgusted with the situation lol

    • @cappsbriley
      @cappsbriley 5 лет назад +2152

      As he should be.

    • @l3wdlemon708
      @l3wdlemon708 5 лет назад +501

      Ari fucked up. But it doesnt mean he shouldnt be forgiven.
      They're really close friends. As someone who has a group of friends who have a couple of us who fuck with lesser drugs and some who just smoke weed and drink and this is 100% something we would've done to eachother.

    • @PsyFyFungi
      @PsyFyFungi 5 лет назад +668

      @@l3wdlemon708 i've done it, i've had it done to me. i highly regret it now (morally; was fucking awesome in reality), but shit happens when you're 14-18 man. you get older, you get more mature. usually. thats where with ari it's crazy, it wasn't to give him an awesome time, it was out of revenge, which is actually disgusting.

    • @richardryder2687
      @richardryder2687 5 лет назад +211

      Tom's "Oh My God" at 15:30 was my favorite part of the whole podcast

    • @stephaniezimbalist3757
      @stephaniezimbalist3757 5 лет назад +392

      @@l3wdlemon708 But that Little bitch needs to actually APOLOGIZe to be forgiven. He's not sorry he did it.

  • @xLilPuddinTater
    @xLilPuddinTater 5 лет назад +3439

    Tom is like "I'm never inviting this dude anywhere ever again"

    • @CaptainDerty
      @CaptainDerty 5 лет назад +16

      @Pesky Echo jesus dude its just molly

    • @CaptainDerty
      @CaptainDerty 5 лет назад +15

      @Pesky Echo disagree

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 5 лет назад +18

      @Pesky Echo you sound dumb bert was being a bitch about it in this interview go listen around

    • @777-h6d
      @777-h6d 5 лет назад +188

      @@CaptainDerty sounds like someone who has never done Molly, or had true friends.

    • @dumpchangepants
      @dumpchangepants 5 лет назад +10

      Pesky Echo Bert has a panic attack thinking about socks ... he's a pussy

  • @zealousblatancy536
    @zealousblatancy536 Год назад +536

    Addicts can’t stand to see other addicts get sober……period. Ari’s justification of why he did it just proves that.

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 11 месяцев назад +15

      BERT NEVER GOT SOBER, WTF?! 😂

    • @YouCantSeeMe420-69
      @YouCantSeeMe420-69 9 месяцев назад

      I'm guessing your an addict who's projecting? Not what's happening in this clip.

    • @CheGuevara110100
      @CheGuevara110100 9 месяцев назад

      Stupid period

    • @MrTruth-ib5ce
      @MrTruth-ib5ce 9 месяцев назад +1

      He is reffering to Stoptober.

    • @Snib1
      @Snib1 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Reblwitoutacause This is from 4 years ago. They all did "sober October" to kind of help Bert chill on his drinking since he was drinking way too much. Ari being a sociopath got mad at him for not keeping to it too much and was upset at having to stop drinking. So to get back at Bert, he gave him MDMA to try and get him to quit because he took a drug. Bert didn't really stick to the sober October really well. 4 years later, today he's doing much better with drinking I believe. That's the basic story to my knowledge.

  • @zachstephens2561
    @zachstephens2561 4 года назад +4404

    Joey Diaz immediate reaction to go be with Burt when he calls him shows how great of a person he is

    • @B455PL4Y3R
      @B455PL4Y3R 4 года назад +200

      its so true, if you are having a bad trip you really just fucking need somebody to keep you grounded and at the time its happening that person means everything to you

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 4 года назад +54

      Which is weird because Joey has dosed people before, although it's different, the only times I know is giving his cohost Lee a higher percentage edible than he thought.

    • @jonnyd8399
      @jonnyd8399 4 года назад +5

      100

    • @amymenjivar3489
      @amymenjivar3489 4 года назад +65

      @@obtuse186 Joey may have dosed people but he's a friend/good guy. Ari isn't a real friend to these people. They need to cut him out.

    • @TheDukeOfDallas
      @TheDukeOfDallas 4 года назад +22

      Joey is such a good friend that he went to see Burt and took some molly to make sure everything was OK.

  • @CheesyCola1
    @CheesyCola1 4 года назад +6719

    Tom always jokes about being a psychopath, but when shit gets serious he is the best guy in the band

    • @davidoaklund8786
      @davidoaklund8786 4 года назад +116

      Cheesy Cola Ari is the real psychopath here

    • @bottleshopjoshwh
      @bottleshopjoshwh 4 года назад +270

      You can see Tom picturing himself stomping Ari

    • @JungleLeeLewis
      @JungleLeeLewis 4 года назад +68

      He Really Is a Grounded individual. AND He's Brilliant AND Smart in The "Common" way. Common Sense. He's the guy you'd Love to have a few Brews with and Chat up! His Wife and He are Great together. Like @TigerBelly! Love tha Life Partner Co-Host Set Ups!

    • @eohr05
      @eohr05 4 года назад +47

      It's not that he lacks remorse, it's that he is embarrassed by what he did and is defensive/trying to hide it...

    • @jayp1186
      @jayp1186 4 года назад +8

      Yeah and joe is always the piece of shit

  • @writesalot1
    @writesalot1 5 лет назад +835

    I’ve never seen Tom or Burt this angry before its refreshing seeing a real friendship

  • @BigMarv55
    @BigMarv55 2 года назад +387

    Shoutout to Tom for instantly calling out Ari. It’s easy to laugh along and let celebs run wild, not so easy to hold them accountable.

    • @eddiemoran8044
      @eddiemoran8044 11 месяцев назад +7

      “I would wanna kill you, KILL you…” god I love Tom

    • @YouCantSeeMe420-69
      @YouCantSeeMe420-69 9 месяцев назад +1

      Meanwhile, since then Tom and Bert have sold out, whilst Ari is the only one in the Rogan sphere that I'd wanna go to the bar with but I'd have my hand over my drink the entire time of course.

    • @eddiemoran8044
      @eddiemoran8044 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@YouCantSeeMe420-69 that’s so true. I hate Tom now

    • @YouCantSeeMe420-69
      @YouCantSeeMe420-69 9 месяцев назад

      @@eddiemoran8044 His shift in personality lined up with Joe telling him to get on TRT and start lifting weights, I think it makes you take yourself too seriously.

  • @dy120481
    @dy120481 5 лет назад +5679

    Shaffir seems like he's uncomfortable not because he did it, but because his friends don't approve of his doing it. He might legitimately be a sociopath.

    • @yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741
      @yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741 5 лет назад +238

      All these guys think it is funny when Diaz tells stories of dosing people. They exposing their inner bitch right now.

    • @seztogaming4186
      @seztogaming4186 5 лет назад +377

      yorknorthyorkeastyork etobicoketorontoscarborough dosing someone with edibles is a little different than molly. Still not cool though

    • @yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741
      @yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741 5 лет назад +89

      @@seztogaming4186 it is only different in your little mind. WEED speeds up your heartbeat which is dangerous to people on heart meds.

    • @fireycookle7668
      @fireycookle7668 5 лет назад +169

      @@yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741
      But like you gotta understand the differences between the two and how someone with a heart condition on an edible isn't gonna die, worst case a mild panic attack while someone dosing on Molly can literally keel over because of the drug itself

    • @xdanileex
      @xdanileex 5 лет назад +7

      Didn't diaz watch yoshi drop acid straight into his eyeballs and not say anything?

  • @TruggWalggger
    @TruggWalggger 5 лет назад +11728

    This definitely was not the first time that Ari drugged someone

    • @ShinyMudkip914
      @ShinyMudkip914 5 лет назад +222

      foxhound5 5 100% 😂

    • @NunYurbis
      @NunYurbis 5 лет назад +579

      He has also admitted to starting to choke women with no warning during sex, no pre-talk to check if she's into that stuff or anything about it, so he does seem to have some issues with other peoples boundaries, so genuinely wouldn't surprise me if he had dosed someone before.
      I mean, I am also into choking and being rough, but there does need to be some pre-talk about it, if you spring that shit on a girl spontaneously it could leave you with a sexual assault charge.

    • @mikehunt6926
      @mikehunt6926 5 лет назад +300

      Not to mention he severely beat up Bobby Lee another comedian... Ari definetly some serious issues

    • @mattkinsman272
      @mattkinsman272 5 лет назад +49

      nun yurbis you’re a pussy

    • @avg.madman8227
      @avg.madman8227 5 лет назад +174

      @@mattkinsman272 is this Ari's alt account lmao

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 4 года назад +3632

    I kinda wish Ari did that to Tom instead bc I genuinely think that Tom would've broken Ari's legs and kept him in his basement.

    • @jonatanaquebrada8338
      @jonatanaquebrada8338 3 года назад +126

      Tom? How about Joe! That would be fun to see

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +8

      @@jonatanaquebrada8338 Hell yeah

    • @xxedgecumberveggietaleslma9874
      @xxedgecumberveggietaleslma9874 3 года назад +36

      His moms basement

    • @Therealdrewdober
      @Therealdrewdober 3 года назад +5

      Haha I am buffaro beer and I approve dis massage

    • @LiV3rWurSt
      @LiV3rWurSt 3 года назад +27

      @@jonatanaquebrada8338 I think Joe wouldn’t do anything. I do think Tom would tie Ari down and pull off his fingernails with a pair of pliers tho 😂

  • @tornado154
    @tornado154 Год назад +84

    bert drinking titos and orange juice "to get hydrated" is actually something funny to come out of his mouth for once

  • @adamjamestattoos
    @adamjamestattoos 5 лет назад +3750

    It's like 3 adults trying to explain to a child what he did was wrong.... and he still doesnt get it.

    • @stevetoth7136
      @stevetoth7136 4 года назад +63

      @@marcoduvall4404 o shut the fuck up

    • @EclecticMystic
      @EclecticMystic 4 года назад +25

      But..... But I thought it was funny. Therefore it's funny, and funny things aren't bad.

    • @pattytracey3131
      @pattytracey3131 4 года назад +59

      He knows what he did was wrong. He’s a fucking psychopath.

    • @elijah7939
      @elijah7939 4 года назад +7

      two adults*

    • @JohnDoe-km5qz
      @JohnDoe-km5qz 4 года назад +6

      He gets it he just a dickhead

  • @colincarberry9051
    @colincarberry9051 4 года назад +5591

    I really love seeing how quickly Tom stood up for Bert. While Joe laughed and joked about it, Tom realized Bert was upset and stood by his best friend

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 4 года назад +78

      Bert's inner bitch was showing and Joe hates inner bitches

    • @Ben-gm9kx
      @Ben-gm9kx 4 года назад +107

      eeerriccc how would you react after getting spiked with molly

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 4 года назад +59

      @@Ben-gm9kx dance party

    • @Ben-gm9kx
      @Ben-gm9kx 4 года назад +82

      eeerriccc are you 12

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 4 года назад +25

      @@Ben-gm9kx 12.5
      Old enough to not embrace my inner bitch

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 5 лет назад +2463

    I think Tom is legit wondering if Ari is going a little Cosby lol ....

    • @sc220
      @sc220 5 лет назад +127

      I love comedy but spiking a drink, smoked substances, etc is *not funny*.
      It can be highly dangerous. Aside from that, it's a form of coercion and abuse.
      Not funny. Even if it's one guy drugging another guy. Not funny at all.

    • @drew535
      @drew535 5 лет назад +32

      @@thomasblack2393 a little funny but super uncool by ari, doesn't matter who, or how funny, still uncool

    • @sandwichrtist4556
      @sandwichrtist4556 5 лет назад +48

      @@sc220 The reason it is less funny than it could be....is that Burnt isn't mad as much as he is hurt and confused. And it caused trouble with the wife. And because he knows what we all know.....he is the runt of the group and gets picked on relentlessly, with Tom being his only real friend.
      "But other than that, the play was OK" -. Mrs. Lincoln

    • @FuckFascistYouTube
      @FuckFascistYouTube 5 лет назад +65

      @@thomasblack2393 Why is it funny? He was home with his family, and he had a flight that same night, on top of all his recent medical issues. What's funny about that? Seriously. If it was in a movie or something, and happened to a fictional character, I could absolutely see the humor in that, because no real lives are in jeopardy. That's not what this is. This was a real guy, with a real family, with real medical issues, and he was given a very powerful drug against his will. Again, what's funny about that?

    • @FuckFascistYouTube
      @FuckFascistYouTube 5 лет назад +17

      @@thomasblack2393 Nah, you're good. Keep doing you. The world is already filled with sociopaths who lack empathy and human decency - what's one more? Have a good day

  • @Wagmiallday
    @Wagmiallday Год назад +705

    Ari is the kind of guy that would accept 30 pieces of silver and rat out the messiah

  • @craig2307
    @craig2307 5 лет назад +5517

    Joey Diaz is the friend everyone needs, Ari is the friend nobody wants.

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 5 лет назад +47

      craig smith id love ari as a friend haha

    • @2oozedae
      @2oozedae 5 лет назад +10

      BobbyTMF - same!

    • @user-cv7ey6fb4c
      @user-cv7ey6fb4c 5 лет назад +44

      Have you even heard if all the horrible shit Joey has said he's done, and still doesn't think is a big deal? He's a million times worse than Ari slipping a friend some M

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 5 лет назад +71

      @@user-cv7ey6fb4c I don't think Joey Diaz fr thinks that everything he did in his life was 100% acceptable. 😂

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 5 лет назад +134

      In the words of Uncle Joey. "I wasn't no saint, but I wasn't the devil either."

  • @GITMachine
    @GITMachine 5 лет назад +13275

    My takeaway from this: Ari is a jackass, Tom is solid and Joey Diaz is a true friend.

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 5 лет назад +271

      Ghostlore haha the hypocrisy is incredible man. Joey Diaz has dosed so so many people and a lot of them have had horrendous times yet people giggle and love joey for it. Ari does it once and he gets all this hate.

    • @miguelvargas15
      @miguelvargas15 5 лет назад +713

      BobbyTMF Joey admits he was wrong and ari is blaming Bert for it not the fucking same

    • @joefarang
      @joefarang 5 лет назад +95

      it's not the first story i've heard about Ari spiking people - i forget who, but he gave someone mushrooms who thought they were normal mushrooms...

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 5 лет назад +332

      @@BobbyTMF you cant die from edibles, at worst you'll just sleep. Its dangerous to cross blood pressure medications with molly

    • @stephensmith8812
      @stephensmith8812 5 лет назад +9

      @@joefarang ali siddique or something along those lines

  • @leahcamper5401
    @leahcamper5401 5 лет назад +600

    "I'll be there in ten." Joey Diaz is such a bro

    • @steroidbrah
      @steroidbrah 5 лет назад +33

      Leah Camper that’s a real homie who know what’s he going thru

    • @ash1988myg
      @ash1988myg 5 лет назад +10

      Like Vincent Wolf from Pulp Fiction

    • @Strings-jg2to
      @Strings-jg2to 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah it makes me love Uncle Joey more. H

  • @littlemac844
    @littlemac844 Год назад +129

    Bart's heart is racing and adrenaline is racing confronting Ari.

  • @joeybones5027
    @joeybones5027 5 лет назад +1822

    i love bert, and you can see the pain in his eyes that his friend wont accept his mistake

    • @marcoduvall4404
      @marcoduvall4404 4 года назад +47

      In front of his kids... 🙈🙉🙊

    • @BainPlays
      @BainPlays 4 года назад +26

      @W. Dearth what did bert do to you lol?

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 4 года назад +2

      @@BainPlays Be a bitch

    • @colelouis8717
      @colelouis8717 4 года назад +8

      100% you can see it in his eyes and hear it in his voice.. Ari is a fucking loser, i find Bert fucking hilarious, Tom is great, Joe, well its Joe Rogan, his cool as shit, funny at times and has an amazing podcast, but i just dont like Ari.. and seeing how this effected Bert is heart breaking.. hopefully he wakes up to his self before he does serious damage to someone else or himself/his career!

    • @Hslt95
      @Hslt95 4 года назад +8

      @W. Dearth so if someone isn't funny we should spike his drink aight enough internet for today

  • @elvis316
    @elvis316 5 лет назад +3936

    That time Ari commited a felony and talked about on the internet.

    • @hapkin2179
      @hapkin2179 5 лет назад +18

      @Nikolai Ninja except they can say it's an act...

    • @Myztek26
      @Myztek26 5 лет назад +24

      @@hapkin2179 except it wasn't an act.

    • @SpoilerAlert__
      @SpoilerAlert__ 5 лет назад +19

      @@Myztek26 they're comedians, they make up stories to get laughs. But sheeeeesh even this would couldn't be made up

    • @chuyvee505
      @chuyvee505 5 лет назад +16

      He did it again with the illegally imported fruit on last nights podcast.. 😂😁

    • @kingvegeta9
      @kingvegeta9 5 лет назад +2

      So he did this but talk shit about someone else???????

  • @Yung_Lowdown59
    @Yung_Lowdown59 2 года назад +2783

    I'm so glad Tom acted the way he did instantly it really shows how good of a person he is

    • @briannguy4481
      @briannguy4481 2 года назад +50

      Tom is a good friend.

    • @FreeRio976
      @FreeRio976 2 года назад

      Joe is a dumbass too. Like do y’all not realize drugging ppl is illegal and morally horrible

    • @TWOCANN11
      @TWOCANN11 2 года назад +5

      Iyy spiking a drink is so fucked like nothing wrong if they took it and they both consented

    • @dakotakirk6842
      @dakotakirk6842 2 года назад +15

      Theo still smashed Tom's wife

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath 2 года назад +11

      Hypocrites!! So Ari dosing Burt ISN'T ok, but Joey dosing Tom, and Bert's dad IS ok? Doesn't matter the substance, it's the principal of the matter.

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 Год назад +43

    Ari was WAYY too comfortable discussing this. It’s probably his night job at this point

  • @robprice5655
    @robprice5655 3 года назад +4053

    There's no way that Ari has only spiked a drink once

    • @sogeking5076
      @sogeking5076 3 года назад +246

      he most definitely did something strange to girls in his younger days

    • @bradwoods371
      @bradwoods371 3 года назад +33

      a fucking guy like Ari would never get laid if he didn't...

    • @hansteevO0666
      @hansteevO0666 3 года назад +62

      It is literally the only way he gets any at all... they should call him Puddin Pops and put him in the same cell as the Coz

    • @x15exe30
      @x15exe30 2 года назад +3

      Aris got a hog bro

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 2 года назад +45

      @@bradwoods371 let’s try not to refer to raping people as “getting laid” in the future, ok?

  • @taoutdoors8110
    @taoutdoors8110 4 года назад +1431

    Tom is SO pissed, I’ve never seen him look that pissed

    • @toadellini
      @toadellini 4 года назад +15

      He’s got the cool guy look on him

    • @-The-Darkside
      @-The-Darkside 4 года назад +71

      No way Tom ever trusts Ari after this. He was raging.

    • @henvisch
      @henvisch 4 года назад +2

      Theogate

    • @stavros5626
      @stavros5626 4 года назад +3

      Tom is putting up a show. He already knew what happened.

    • @MrKhho100
      @MrKhho100 4 года назад +2

      That's his best friend who he has known since the beginning of their comedy career.

  • @TudorNecula
    @TudorNecula 5 лет назад +2577

    you can tell Tom is kinda legit worried about the skeletons in Ari's closet

    • @rashed4034
      @rashed4034 5 лет назад +60

      Tudor Necula this is hilarious considering it’s Tom

    • @Legalizeasbestos
      @Legalizeasbestos 5 лет назад +135

      Is literally anyone surprised, Ari screams this just by lookin at him

    • @jonnybgoode7742
      @jonnybgoode7742 5 лет назад +16

      @@Legalizeasbestos glad someone else wasnt that surprised

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 лет назад +171

      Ari does give off creepy vibes. I never seen Tom that worried...

    • @0xstev3
      @0xstev3 5 лет назад +3

      He's probably looking to team up with him

  • @asaptwo9198
    @asaptwo9198 Год назад +32

    You can tell Tom and Bert legit care about each other by how pissed Tom looked about it and Bert actually calling that Tom was gonna be mad it’s kinda wholesome

    • @al1364
      @al1364 Год назад +3

      I took it as “you better not do that shit to me”

  • @PackRat01
    @PackRat01 4 года назад +855

    The tension in the room man.. damn. Tom seemed legit pissed.

    • @Etsiddy
      @Etsiddy 4 года назад +25

      Pierce Miletich I would be too his KIDS were in the other room that’s fucked

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 4 года назад

      The MasteR it’s only fucked if you don’t understand mdma or have ever taken it.

    • @JoyfulUniter
      @JoyfulUniter 4 года назад +7

      So pissed they decided to call it out on air in front of millions of people to out his gross ass.

    • @juice52OH
      @juice52OH 4 года назад +24

      @@BobbyTMF If you believe that, then you're just as much of an asshole as Ari.

    • @CrazyLuna97
      @CrazyLuna97 4 года назад +2

      BobbyTMF you’re probably such a prick to your friends

  • @user-nj6hm3is3x
    @user-nj6hm3is3x 5 лет назад +2901

    Damn. Seeing Tom mad at ari makes me surprisingly happy

    • @moeezmalik3666
      @moeezmalik3666 5 лет назад +69

      He's be crying laughing if Joey was telling the story

    • @4suits704
      @4suits704 5 лет назад +1

      Me too lawls

    • @JZAK367
      @JZAK367 5 лет назад +2

      @@smokingcrab2290 lololololol

    • @ryana8022
      @ryana8022 5 лет назад +1

      Sean O. Lmaoooo did he hurt your feelings?

    • @zevlovex6496
      @zevlovex6496 5 лет назад +55

      Tom is 'disappointed dad' PISSED

  • @hey8174
    @hey8174 5 лет назад +794

    Joey "I'll be there in 10 minutes because I'm an actual friend you can trust" Diaz

    • @laurens6267
      @laurens6267 5 лет назад +4

      Tuc joey actually gave his dad weedpopcorn. Thats also kind of a shity thing to do.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou 5 лет назад +37

      White knight
      Let's relax with the long ass 4 page articles. Holy shit, nobody's going to read that. I read half and realized how fuckin long is this useless comment?! But yea weed isn't a bad drug and Ari Shaffir should burn in hell

    • @descripto2586
      @descripto2586 5 лет назад +8

      Getting dosed with anything you're not expecting isn't cool, weed is no exception. Especially when we're talking about people who don't smoke. You don't think they'd have anxiety?

    • @kmma1094
      @kmma1094 5 лет назад +2

      @White knight i read the first part of that where yiu said its like giving them root beer and telling them its not which is a shit example because root beer isnt mind altering. When you have edibles its actually like a drug so thats also wrong. Albeit not as bad as giving someone molly but just because it cant kill you doesn't make it right

    • @ThirtyfourEC
      @ThirtyfourEC 5 лет назад

      @@laurens6267 ya weed can kill if ingested just like molly.

  • @bushidobrown7879
    @bushidobrown7879 Год назад +80

    Ari is such an addict. His mannerisms in the last 2-3 mins actually shocked me. Couldn’t wrap my head around the dosing justification and felt like there was a deeper line than him being a sociopath

  • @danielschumaker2266
    @danielschumaker2266 5 лет назад +719

    "What if he died?"
    The most casual "Then I'd be more sorry."

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice 5 лет назад +4

      Daniel Schumaker fr someone as big as Bert could’ve had a heart attack

    • @markdavis8430
      @markdavis8430 5 лет назад +16

      The guy is a walking talking heart attack He’s American

    • @tmoney9539
      @tmoney9539 5 лет назад +1

      Jaye Fletcher Patriotic as fuck

  • @oh-yaduuude6970
    @oh-yaduuude6970 3 года назад +1959

    This is the closest I’ve seen to Bert being genuinely pissed

    • @ddustin101
      @ddustin101 3 года назад +52

      That's how nice of a guy he is. You can see real anger and resent in his expressions.

    • @chrismarquette8627
      @chrismarquette8627 3 года назад +12

      Bert was very pissed

    • @CharlieBravoTango
      @CharlieBravoTango 3 года назад +16

      Been listening a lot of Bert and Tom for a few months. Sure, Bert likes to party, and he looks like he's trying to do a lot to offset that.
      But a friend spiking him with Molly? I'd be pissed

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 3 года назад +1

      Ngl bert is playing the victim begging for attention here, he literally used the experience as a bit on stage and killed it yet he’s sitting here acting a bitch trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him. Like seriously move on man.

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 3 года назад

      Ngl bert is playing the victim begging for attention here, he literally used the experience as a bit on stage and killed it yet he’s sitting here acting a bitch trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him. Like seriously move on man.

  • @Isvvx
    @Isvvx 5 лет назад +5544

    Ari's lack of remorse is whats most disturbing..

    • @texcohen3167
      @texcohen3167 5 лет назад +293

      Sociopaths for you. You'd think when he was there he would have thought geez his kids are here, should I rethink this ? Nope. Doesn't care about anyone except himself.

    • @conspiracytheory9525
      @conspiracytheory9525 5 лет назад +56

      You emotional vaginas get over it he meant it as a joke and it went wrong plus Ari isn’t a sociopath he’s just a dick.

    • @chunkyMunky329
      @chunkyMunky329 5 лет назад +35

      @@texcohen3167 "Sociopath" is a massive exaggeration

    • @humblebee4611
      @humblebee4611 5 лет назад +257

      I dosed you with hard drugs but you can’t get mad cuz it’s a joke. What a child Ari is. Childless sad comedian

    • @dillonbuckingham18
      @dillonbuckingham18 5 лет назад +128

      @@chunkyMunky329 spoken like someone who's dosed someone with hard drugs without consent before.

  • @candyrose2877
    @candyrose2877 Год назад +78

    You can just see how Tom is looking at Ari in disbelief. You can tell they all look at him differently. As they should. Dangerous man.

    • @laiskapyykki
      @laiskapyykki 10 месяцев назад

      best comedian of the bunch. but yeah, I would not have him in my home :D

    • @bryanfrombuffalo7685
      @bryanfrombuffalo7685 7 месяцев назад

      Best rapist

    • @sallyspits
      @sallyspits 17 часов назад

      If my friend came out confidently and admitted this like Ari did I would delete their number and never hang out with them again.

  • @austinlamonge4741
    @austinlamonge4741 3 года назад +770

    I love how segura is genuinely protective of Bert

    • @McLovin-.
      @McLovin-. 3 года назад +28

      They’re the two bears in a cave man lol

    • @josetrujillo4717
      @josetrujillo4717 2 года назад +3

      @@McLovin-. lol

    • @williamedwards1480
      @williamedwards1480 2 года назад +10

      Segura the Japanese guy

    • @TomCL-vb6xc
      @TomCL-vb6xc 2 года назад +11

      That’s a real friend. Slipping someone drugs is not just awful to do to anyone, it’s a crime for good reason.

    • @nigelplumley8188
      @nigelplumley8188 2 года назад +1

      For real bro. Like, that makes me live them both so much more. He DID NOT fuck with that..at all. Ari's a problem.

  • @Marco-bc4qh
    @Marco-bc4qh 4 года назад +487

    "Joey was sitting there... The sun was going down over his shoulder, it was beautiful" - Bert literally just described every Joey Diaz fans wet dream.

    • @Msjnhjjjj
      @Msjnhjjjj 4 года назад +9

      I know right listening to joey knee deep in a story

  • @yeet1361
    @yeet1361 5 лет назад +702

    I just watched a man incriminate himself for 18 minutes

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 4 года назад +10

      Vicodyn saying shit like “you loved it bert”

    • @tanyathorvilson
      @tanyathorvilson 4 года назад

      @@mojojoji5493 or calling him a child and saying it's "fake anger"

  • @samplatt228
    @samplatt228 Год назад +26

    “You weren’t on molly 38 hours later” no he just had absolutely no serotonin in his body and probably felt like death

    • @Kushroom_
      @Kushroom_ Месяц назад

      You think he took a gram? 🤣

  • @whiplashchild7388
    @whiplashchild7388 4 года назад +4252

    Bert: "I had severe panic atacks" Ari: "Nah, you were having so much fun!" - That's a textbook sociopath right there. Complete lack of empathy.

    • @ericvasquez6450
      @ericvasquez6450 4 года назад +29

      @@C4LLM3AN1MAL so he’s both

    • @C4LLM3AN1MAL
      @C4LLM3AN1MAL 4 года назад +15

      @@ericvasquez6450 that's not entirely possible

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 4 года назад +71

      Ari is creepier than a sociopath. One time he looked right into the camera and it was fucking disturbing just seeing his face.

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 4 года назад +2

      @ i just watched brendan shaubs special. The shit was fucking good man. Joe Rogan sucks on stage Bryan Callen too.

    • @kx65andyx85rider
      @kx65andyx85rider 4 года назад +23

      You dumbasses have never done molly 😂. Dude every single tome you do mdma it’s fucking awesome, extremely low chance to freak out because there is no headspace. Get familiar with drugs before you diagnose a dude over the internet. Ari knows what Molly’s about and how it works, chill tf out you ignorant fucks

  • @dankxng
    @dankxng 4 года назад +950

    Segura is such a good friend. He's more mad than Bert.

  • @donovandoyal1125
    @donovandoyal1125 5 лет назад +782

    Man tom was not feeling this at all, his whole mood changed no laughter he was scared and pissed off

    • @robzombie5928
      @robzombie5928 5 лет назад +70

      @Gregory DeAngelis you should watch his bit on comedy central he talks about od ying on GHB after taking ecstasy. So hes had plenty.

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin 5 лет назад +65

      @Gregory DeAngelis Man, understanding makes it so much worse though.
      I've done way too much Molly, in my raving youth, and I am very familiar with what the drug does and how it feels. If someone dosed me, I'm never violent, but i'd want to kill them. Even if I had fuck all to do for the next 10 hours, just having to be subjected to that ridiculous high when you don't want it and weren't planning on it. Some drugs it might be like "you asshole, but okay at least I'll try to enjoy it", but MDMA... fuuuuck that.
      The only place it makes any kind of sense to be on that drug is at an all night party with loud music where everybody is thrashed on drugs together. Lots of people to talk to, a good reason to move around pointlessly, and nobody's going to remember or take seriously any of the shit you ramble out of your mouth.
      Anywhere the fuck else, especially if you had anything else normal to do, it's just awful.
      "oh hello stranger you're my best friend now ever let me tell you all my secrets and call up my exes and my grandma and ohmygod did you see that cute girl I think i'm in love let's go talk to her and aren't kittens the best and yada yada yada"
      Can cause insane embarrassment after the fact. You do and say things that are totally out of character.
      And yeah in a dark hazy bass-y rave with shameless dance floors and surrounded by drunk and high cute women who are also looking to just be stupid with you - yeah it's a great time. That is a place where it is acceptable to walk up to a woman you don't know and gush on about how beautiful she is - and she can easily slip away if she's not into it, she'll recognize that you're just rolling, but more often than not she is into it cause she's at a rave and that's what happens there. And it doesn't matter how fuzzy and lovey dovey you get because that's the thing to do and everybody gets it and most people want it and enjoy it. And i loved it too.
      In most other circumstances the kind of behavior MDMA evokes in someone is not appropriate at all and can easily be creepy or alarming to folks who don't know you or what you're on. The drug makes it harder for you to pick up on if someone is uncomfortable talking to you, but you can't help but open up with people.
      And honestly I've heard of people getting dosed with MDMA before, or even people taking it in stupid situations - and it's like "no biggie everybody has fun and feels good on MDMA" ... That is exactly the problem man. That's why its so fucked up.
      Don't drug people. It's wrong. But if you are going to do it, definitely don't drug people with MDMA. It's not fun, it lasts way too long, if you have done the drug a lot in the past you're probably over it and even sick of it (MDMA is one of few drugs that many people get sick of and never want to do again after having done it a bunch of times) and 9 times out of 10 the victim will be so much worse off because of it.
      Everyone is out here treating weed, molly and mushroom highs like they're no big thing but all three of those drugs have much more overwhelming highs than lots of the "harder" stuff that people aren't as flippant about. It's unfounded in my opinion. Heroin, low doses of PCP, ketamine, coke, crack - all these drugs fuck up your day (or even couple of days) a hell of a lot less than MDMA. MDMA really isn't that far off from meth when it comes to how big and intense of a high it is.

    • @TangoNevada
      @TangoNevada 5 лет назад +4

      It's odd Tom gets mad and surprised like this is the first time he heard about it, while also acknowledging Burt called him shortly after and told him about it. I'm calling Bullshit on this whole story. As in, Bullshit in it just coming up.

    • @TangoNevada
      @TangoNevada 5 лет назад

      @@Coffeetime110 Yep, that's an easy thing you forget. "Rolls Eyes Emoji"

    • @kjsampson5811
      @kjsampson5811 5 лет назад

      but he's cool with Joey Diaz dosing senior citizens.

  • @NMages20
    @NMages20 Год назад +96

    The way Ari talks about this is terrifying. Jesus, I'd walk out honestly. It isn't a joke dude, you spiked his drink. If Bert said "I'll try it" and Ari gave it to him and Bert didn't like it, then I can see where the jokes would come from. But spiking the dudes drink, in his house, in front of his kids, when he has to leave and go to a different state? What a psychopath

    • @bigpapi6688
      @bigpapi6688 Год назад +4

      Not to mention this is the same time his doctor told him he needs to get healthy. And Molly is notoriously awful for your liver and dehydrated the fuck out of you. The two specific things that he was struggling with

    • @noneofyourbusiness1998
      @noneofyourbusiness1998 Год назад +2

      There's also the fact that drugging someone without consent is a serious crime. What he did was wrong, no matter how you look at it.

    • @takeasip8924
      @takeasip8924 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@noneofyourbusiness1998THIS. The main defense is oh “mollys not that bad he turned put fine” if you dose someone with ANY fucking drug even ibuprofen that shits deadass crossing a boundary and wrong. I dont care even if the experience was good. No good human would even think of drugging someone without consent makes you wonder what else hes okay with not getting consent for.

  • @Guitargoddess843
    @Guitargoddess843 4 года назад +772

    Joey Diaz is a saint. Like in spite of all the less than legal things he's done, i only ever hear stories of him coming through for people and being the most reliable friend. We all need friends like him.

    • @cripplermaximus
      @cripplermaximus 4 года назад +5

      Right. We could only wish to have a soldier like that in our corner.

    • @massylmallem7820
      @massylmallem7820 4 года назад +5

      Joey Diaz has utterly fucked some people’s lives by giving them way too high of an edible dose.
      I would rather get spiked w 2/3 Molly than 70+ edible doses.
      You should listen to Joe talking abt the ppl Joey Diaz has rekt with edibles. I def would not want a friend like that.

    • @coledibiase1777
      @coledibiase1777 4 года назад +3

      Less than legal.
      He kidnapped someone.

    • @angelicluis4945
      @angelicluis4945 3 года назад +4

      @@GiraffeCoco yea berts dad lmao wtf is up with berts fam and gettin spiked 😂

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 года назад

      How about the time he dosed Bert's dad with edibles on Easter?

  • @jax422
    @jax422 4 года назад +5342

    Tom is the only one with an appropriate reaction.

    • @wilso26
      @wilso26 4 года назад +44

      Okay but talk about the good parts tho.... Ari* hahahahahaha

    • @wallybonejengles5595
      @wallybonejengles5595 4 года назад +207

      Tom cares more about Bert than Bert.

    • @eeerriccc
      @eeerriccc 4 года назад +28

      Shut up pussy

    • @jax422
      @jax422 4 года назад +30

      eeerriccc I can tell by your response you must be a Rhodes Scholar.

    • @jax422
      @jax422 4 года назад +44

      Your Comment Changes Nothing you know what he did is highly illegal right? Punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Not exactly a laughing matter.

  • @Grenn1471
    @Grenn1471 3 года назад +877

    Four professional comedians in a room, and three of them aren't laughing.

    • @AMNESSHA
      @AMNESSHA 3 года назад +10

      This is the best comment yet

    • @cosmojenkins3020
      @cosmojenkins3020 3 года назад +19

      Joe was laughing his ass off. Kind of says a lot about him.

    • @marcusrodriguez845
      @marcusrodriguez845 3 года назад +39

      @@cosmojenkins3020 he was just tryna make some jokes he obviously doesn’t think what ari did was right he said it multiple times

    • @g29000
      @g29000 3 года назад +4

      @@cosmojenkins3020 yeah and hes a meathead that loves DMT and elk right? 🤓

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +3

      @@g29000 average soy consumer cant get elk meat, thats why your muscle fibers are so miniscule

  • @DirtySouthConnection803
    @DirtySouthConnection803 Год назад +14

    Who needs enemies, when you have a friend like Ari.

  • @coreyc5134
    @coreyc5134 5 лет назад +864

    Damn everyone in the comments like “Tom is such a good friend”. Are we gonna ignore the honorable actions of the 🐐 Joey diaz. That’s a REAL friend 100%

    • @beatsbymanolo1584
      @beatsbymanolo1584 5 лет назад +3

      What did joey do?

    • @codymathes4450
      @codymathes4450 5 лет назад +13

      BEATS BYMANOLO Did you watch the podcast...? 🤦‍♂️

    • @beatsbymanolo1584
      @beatsbymanolo1584 5 лет назад +6

      @@codymathes4450 i commented before i finished this video lol

    • @swifty23
      @swifty23 5 лет назад +13

      You’re right. When Joey dosed Berts dad and everyone laughed he really laid the ground work for Ari to take it to the next level, people forget that man

    • @andrewandrew4970
      @andrewandrew4970 5 лет назад +2

      "But what about" is such a lazy argument.

  • @somegoodish
    @somegoodish 5 лет назад +461

    The amount of times Bert has lost 20 pounds is crazy. Dude must be starving.

    • @l91106
      @l91106 5 лет назад +11

      jorge guzman and ages you like fuck, may aswell just stay fat until your serious about making a permanent change

    • @Max-zr7hr
      @Max-zr7hr 5 лет назад +1

      A few hundred more pounds and he'll be skin and bones

  • @drednezroth5369
    @drednezroth5369 3 года назад +1468

    The fact that Ari took revenge for being denied drugs and alcohol shows that HE'S the one with the problem.

    • @DKaine11
      @DKaine11 2 года назад +30

      This was the first story ive heard about him and ive never liked him since.

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland 2 года назад

      @@DKaine11 Every single story about Ari sucks. He's dogshit.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 2 года назад +4

      People in the entertainment business look at drugs and alcohol as performance-enhancing drugs. No shit. They only see it as a problem when it hurts your career. Period. I don't agree with that, because there are people around you who might be suffering from your bullshit, but that's how most of them really think.

    • @davidm6293
      @davidm6293 2 года назад +1

      Yeah the dude who is 60 pounds overweight with a drinking and Xanax addiction has less of a problem than the guy who smokes weed and does semi-hard drugs like coke/Molly and psychedelics occasionally.
      (I’m prescribed Xanax so I’m not shitting on that, but drinking with it is horrible)

    • @drednezroth5369
      @drednezroth5369 2 года назад +12

      @@davidm6293 .....bert gave up alchohol for a month with no issue
      ...Ari took vengence on Bert for being "forced" off molly.

  • @twofruitscocktails
    @twofruitscocktails Год назад +88

    This physically gave me anxiety to watch. And made me so mad. I have been in Bert's position. A former "friend" drugged me when we were on a birthday trip to Miami. I made it clear at the start of the night that I didn't want to do drugs, and later in the evening I discovered he had poured a full bag of molly into a soda water pitcher that I was drinking. I drank about 3/4 of that pitcher. I was very lucky that it was not very strong molly because it could have been very dangerous considering how much I drank. It was the scariest moment of my life when I found out what was in the pitcher. When I confronted him the next day, he did the same as Ari, laughed it off and acted like I was over-reacting and said I knew it was in there (please, as if I would knowingly take 3/4 of a bag of molly). It has given me anxiety for many years around it happening again. I have major trust issues and I have had to work really hard to confront those fears. He is clearly a narcisist or sociopath. I ended that "friendship" and never looked back. Bert should do the same.

    • @aliciaanne
      @aliciaanne Год назад +5

      That is horrible, so sorry that happened to you. So messed up. People who do this have to be sociopathic or just plain dumb. They have no idea what medications a person may be on. Mixed with the drugs it can be absolutely lethal. If no consent is given, that's a straight up crime.

    • @sallyspits
      @sallyspits 17 часов назад

      You should have called the police.

  • @lambchop3916
    @lambchop3916 5 лет назад +507

    I've never seen Bert so pissed

    • @MatsNorway
      @MatsNorway 5 лет назад +29

      Joe will be too. Off air or later when he has thought about it. There will be storm

    • @freshlysquosen
      @freshlysquosen 5 лет назад +19

      Bert has gone from "The Machine" party animal to "The 4yr old iphone"

    • @stephenakridge7067
      @stephenakridge7067 5 лет назад

      Mats Norway how do you know that ?

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 5 лет назад

      @@MatsNorway strange how he hasn't burned shaub to a crisp yet

    • @lindseyvelveeta2156
      @lindseyvelveeta2156 5 лет назад +7

      David Merrigan it has EVERYTHING to do with it.

  • @CodeinCaptain
    @CodeinCaptain 5 лет назад +1698

    This is going to come back to bite him if any girl ever comes out against Ari

    • @user.4049
      @user.4049 5 лет назад +66

      Forfuckinsure

    • @billjoe7036
      @billjoe7036 5 лет назад +22

      Shh don’t give them ideas

    • @RealBigNope
      @RealBigNope 5 лет назад +7

      Maybe, he did say though it was his first and only time spiking someones drink.

    • @jo_magpie
      @jo_magpie 5 лет назад +80

      @@RealBigNope If you done illegal act A, no one is gonna believe that you didn't do illegal act B. That's why prosecutors always read prior crimes.

    • @jo_magpie
      @jo_magpie 5 лет назад +19

      the whole bobby lee/natasha leggero psycho behavior would not benefit him nether.

  • @darrelstinkmeaner4673
    @darrelstinkmeaner4673 5 лет назад +280

    Uncle Joey coming over and saving Bert was the highlight for me

    • @Strings-jg2to
      @Strings-jg2to 5 лет назад

      That makes me love Uncle Joey more.

    • @moty0303
      @moty0303 5 лет назад

      Joey is the goat

  • @ajoan2281
    @ajoan2281 Год назад +17

    Bert: " I'm down 21 pounds "
    Joe : " what did you do, Just take a big shit? "
    How did no one acknowledge that?😂😂😂

  • @beastmode9156
    @beastmode9156 5 лет назад +1725

    Tom is my hero right now he literally does wanna kill him...

    • @tactical_philanthropy
      @tactical_philanthropy 4 года назад +51

      If Tom got legit angry to the point of violence, he would push someone through a wall. He could kill Ari with one hand.

    • @SKUNK_The_underdog
      @SKUNK_The_underdog 4 года назад +9

      You nut huggers

    • @jmalibu7617
      @jmalibu7617 4 года назад +4

      Erol B. Joe maybe. Not tom lol.

    • @SKUNK_The_underdog
      @SKUNK_The_underdog 4 года назад +16

      Mike Bromeo you sound like a really tough guy 🙄

    • @marcoduvall4404
      @marcoduvall4404 4 года назад +2

      @@SKUNK_The_underdog lol is he wrong for feeling that way tho. Revelation's 2:9 & 3:9

  • @torin9156
    @torin9156 5 лет назад +582

    Bert: Deserves an apology
    Joe: mostly vibing, but sides with Bert
    Ari: needs to apologize, horrible idea
    Tom: the only one genuinely concerned

    • @FightsAndRapMedia
      @FightsAndRapMedia 5 лет назад +7

      9 minutes 15 seconds in bert fucks up and says " i know ari felt sorry i noticed how you text and tom did to "

    • @TangoNevada
      @TangoNevada 5 лет назад +2

      @@FightsAndRapMedia Thank You - Oops. It may have happened. But this part is all staged.

    • @FightsAndRapMedia
      @FightsAndRapMedia 5 лет назад

      @@TangoNevada ye i think it happened but you never know considering joe has been apart of hoaxes before like that brazilian who pretended to fight eddie bravo turns out he was a actor who eddie trained

    • @anaklusmosgreek3198
      @anaklusmosgreek3198 5 лет назад

      And Tom is a mild sociopath

    • @Trackstar800m204
      @Trackstar800m204 5 лет назад +1

      @@FightsAndRapMedia The drugging wasnt mentioned in the texts i think, Ari just said that he had a great time the other day, which may not be how he usually talks when he texts

  • @BeatMower
    @BeatMower 3 года назад +577

    I like Tom's instant reaction of "are you out of your fucking mind?!"

  • @mitchjames9350
    @mitchjames9350 Год назад +11

    These guys are in there 50’s and still haven’t grown up, Ari particularly is that friend you had when you where young but eventually get tired of.

  • @chasingenigma7482
    @chasingenigma7482 5 лет назад +643

    Now I love Joey Diaz even more, that is the kind of friend one should surround himself with.

    • @paulmckee7798
      @paulmckee7798 5 лет назад +26

      Until he feeds you 2,000 mg of thc starts of death will f u up

    • @dogwondr
      @dogwondr 5 лет назад +8

      Joey drugs people too

    • @santi9417
      @santi9417 5 лет назад

      Where do they mention that about Joey?

    • @dogwondr
      @dogwondr 5 лет назад +1

      @@santi9417 He drugged Bert's Dad, and he's talked about drugging other people. He said it on his podcast

    • @TimothyBoersma99
      @TimothyBoersma99 5 лет назад +12

      @@dogwondr yeah but drugging someone with thc is a lot more innocent than druggings someone with a drug people regularly die from

  • @theoneandonly6811
    @theoneandonly6811 5 лет назад +1379

    Tom is pissed

    • @bowlinglegend95
      @bowlinglegend95 5 лет назад +151

      reasonably so

    • @Krass.Estranged
      @Krass.Estranged 5 лет назад +125

      He's really fat too

    • @tgbeam
      @tgbeam 5 лет назад +8

      They all are

    • @Kenta880
      @Kenta880 5 лет назад +106

      Thats coz hes the only real friend in that room💯

    • @FellaGuy2
      @FellaGuy2 5 лет назад +5

      I don't blame him.

  • @1nf1nn1te
    @1nf1nn1te 5 лет назад +245

    *"Do you know how hard it is to be your friend?"*

  • @johnthadude
    @johnthadude Год назад +11

    Joe is truly fascinated by everything Bert did. “So you went to the Comedy Store…….ON MOLLY?” “Wait your drinking Tito’s……..while your on molly?” 😂

  • @forrest3297
    @forrest3297 2 года назад +1708

    Ari is the kind of person you outgrow early in life. I hope Bert sets more boundaries with him in the future

    • @vagrantoner
      @vagrantoner 2 года назад

      The problem is his lack of children... that idiot will never grow up because he lacks that perspective.

    • @jakeuptefel2960
      @jakeuptefel2960 Год назад

      Bro shut up lmao Bert and Tom soft af for acting like that

    • @syndrodome
      @syndrodome Год назад +56

      he’s definitely the highschool friend that never grew past that mentality

    • @godofchaoskhorne5043
      @godofchaoskhorne5043 Год назад +19

      Bro I don't get how these dudes are still friends with him. Apparently this dude just randomly used to beat the sht out of bobby Lee too lol

    • @ramseymartorello1880
      @ramseymartorello1880 Год назад +4

      @@godofchaoskhorne5043 imbobby mom

  • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
    @Sebastian-Tickleberry 4 года назад +1592

    46 year old man spikes his friends drink because he cant take drugs because of him. Makes sense....

    • @colbywalker5301
      @colbywalker5301 4 года назад +1

      That’s not why. Try reading. It will help your comprehension skills.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 4 года назад +132

      @@colbywalker5301 Reading a video?

    • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
      @Sebastian-Tickleberry 4 года назад +73

      He says it himself that he doesn't want to do sober October and it's only because of Bert that it started so he dosed him because hes forced into doing sober october. Not sure comprehension is needed when he literally says it?

    • @servanttofriend8481
      @servanttofriend8481 4 года назад +23

      While he was with his kids... Hmmmm

    • @ohhu6098
      @ohhu6098 4 года назад +2

      @@jamespfitz nah reading in general you fruit 😭🤣

  • @Daniel-ri2dy
    @Daniel-ri2dy 2 года назад +913

    I love how joey diaz came over and sat with Bert to calm him down what an absolute saint that guy is hes exactly the dude you need when youre having a bad trip on drugs what a guy

    • @DOGSPAWN
      @DOGSPAWN 2 года назад

      fuck no lmao diaz is as bad, he spikes motherfuckers and laughs

    • @cattmantin
      @cattmantin 2 года назад +35

      lol joey is also the guy who doses people with insanely high thc edibles that makes them lose their minds for hours

    • @Daniel-ri2dy
      @Daniel-ri2dy 2 года назад +17

      @Matt Cantin ay from what ive seen from his podcast he leaves them on the table and if guests want one theyre free to have one lmao but getting spiked with weeds fine you might freak out but youre in no danger whatsoever

    • @connorrobertson2037
      @connorrobertson2037 2 года назад +7

      @@cattmantin they chose to eat them and what’s the worst that can happen ? They fall asleep

    • @XGDoctorwho
      @XGDoctorwho Год назад +11

      @@cattmantin but he helps them out, And THC is way less crazy, Molly or Acid is nuts and you should never dose someone, Also it's a lot more legel to have a bad trip to the hospital with Edibles then real drugs.

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 Год назад +13

    Drugging people is so fucked up. It’s also a felony that he’s just laughing off. This happened to a friend of mine another friend put shrooms on this hamburger at a bbq he tripped out so hard he had to be taken to the hospital. None of us talk to that guy anymore and he doesn’t get why

  • @granthowes5659
    @granthowes5659 5 лет назад +1806

    Ari trying to justify this is so odd. There’s no way this is his first time spiking someone’s drink.

    • @Scumbagrick76
      @Scumbagrick76 5 лет назад +27

      Grant Howes “FOR GOOFS YEAAAAH” 😂😂

    • @mikewalker6016
      @mikewalker6016 5 лет назад +27

      Only funny when uncle Joey does it. Fuck Ari

    • @screenmonkey7103
      @screenmonkey7103 5 лет назад +51

      @@mikewalker6016 true joey only doses people with weed candies

    • @cappsbriley
      @cappsbriley 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah I think he was trying to save face in a scenario where he was obviously wrong

    • @granthowes5659
      @granthowes5659 5 лет назад +18

      Lex Luthor And Joey would NEVER allow Lee to be in harms way. Bert was traveling and doing shows.

  • @rodolfot63
    @rodolfot63 5 лет назад +192

    Man Joey Diaz hanging out with Bert helping with his panic attacks is the best. Not even cause its Joey but imagine having a friend like that who's on his way to help at a moment's notice.

    • @pepesilvia2094
      @pepesilvia2094 5 лет назад +3

      i mean also cause its joey diaz. hes just a warm soul.

  • @ericg1100
    @ericg1100 5 лет назад +173

    Tom is legitamately pissed off, never seen that. Went full dad mode

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 5 лет назад +10

      No wonder. That is fucked, up. I've taken a lot of drugs in my time, but I never have and never would have spiked anyone. What if he'd have had a stroke or something? I've seen people have a stroke from smoking crack, and MDMA has you tweaked right up there.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 лет назад +9

      @@mr.anonymous5501 right, id never recommend someone in berts health position to do a drug like mdma let alone force him to

    • @wokeupdead3428
      @wokeupdead3428 5 лет назад +1

      Crack hmmmmmmmmmmm don’t see how that’s even close to mdma bruh 💀

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 лет назад +3

      @@wokeupdead3428 if american mdma is anything like nz mdma theres a fairly high chance that it was cut with speed, bathsalts or meth

    • @masterpiecelacquers2766
      @masterpiecelacquers2766 5 лет назад +2

      I've never found Ari to be funny. This just proves what a scumbag he is.

  • @kierra5353
    @kierra5353 Год назад +65

    I have seizures now I’ll have to deal with for the rest of my life because I was spiked. It’s not a joke, you never know how someone will react to something at a certain time. Just because he took it before does not mean his body would be able to handle it again. Especially Molly. The way it depletes your serotonin is no joke. One of the most traumatic moments of my life was when I thought I was ODing on Molly. I didn’t feel the same for two years plus after, and trauma and anxiety changes your brain. The fact that he can sit there and admit no guilt, remorse, or understanding that drugging someone without their consent is an absolute NO-NO and inexcusable is scary. I’m all for dark humor and jokes but this isn’t even dark it’s just downright fucked up.

    • @katieundercover
      @katieundercover Год назад +3

      man that’s beyond fucked, im so sorry that happened to you

    • @honeysuckleASMR
      @honeysuckleASMR Год назад

      Can I ask what it was you were drugged with that gives you permseizures? Hope you don't mind. I'm really into neuroscience

    • @ruoazquara6070
      @ruoazquara6070 Год назад

      Drugs aren’t for the weak
      Shoulda grown a pair n accepted your fate n tried to enjoy it

    • @ruoazquara6070
      @ruoazquara6070 Год назад

      @@honeysuckleASMR drugs are not for the weak minded

    • @kierra5353
      @kierra5353 Год назад +1

      @@honeysuckleASMR we believe it was GHB but it was out of my system so fast they couldn’t test me by the time I made it to the hospital the next town over :(

  • @ZG.84
    @ZG.84 5 лет назад +371

    Joey “I’ll be there in 10 minutes” Diaz

    • @ItsAxeI
      @ItsAxeI 5 лет назад

      Zakariah No known last name that’s godfather of my children status

  • @tahoekev2150
    @tahoekev2150 5 лет назад +559

    He's lucky Burt is a nice guy because most people would have kicked his ass.

    • @JuPac420
      @JuPac420 5 лет назад +43

      Yep, Ari’s a certifiable piece of shit human. He’s the friend that sticks around and no one likes, he’s just there because you’ve known him for so long.

    • @williamknight5824
      @williamknight5824 5 лет назад +16

      @@JuPac420 yes. I am amazed by his nonchalant attitude. You dosed a friend in front of his family.

    • @Rhettsta
      @Rhettsta 5 лет назад +13

      @@williamknight5824 You guys are such pussies.

    • @corymccarty6496
      @corymccarty6496 5 лет назад +1

      @@JuPac420 I might be that guy

    • @brutusb8004
      @brutusb8004 5 лет назад +1

      @Ben R. Wont be any revenge. They are friends, and Bobby pretty much admitted on his Podcast with Ari that he in a way deserved what he got. The podcast they do together talking about it is one of Bobbys funnier podcasts.

  • @chelseafrattura7742
    @chelseafrattura7742 2 года назад +879

    The weirdest part is how he expected everyone to find it hilarious

    • @Morning_muzic
      @Morning_muzic 2 года назад

      @Chelsea Actually I got my own Ecstasy online from a dude called

    • @Morning_muzic
      @Morning_muzic 2 года назад

      ?¿Jonahmicro11¿?

    • @Morning_muzic
      @Morning_muzic 2 года назад

      He's on Instagram or Telegram

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 2 года назад +4

      @@Morning_muzic you think that's a good idea?

    • @quickdrawcowboy
      @quickdrawcowboy 2 года назад

      It’s ecstasy. It makes you feel euphoric. Like you wanna be happy and that’s it. Stop.
      Bert is not a victim. Stop. Oh boo hoo ari wanted to give bert a fun healthy time in the comfort of Bert’s own home oh nooooo wahhhhhhhhhhh. The internet changed their opinion on this. Everyone is annoyed of bert for this now

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 10 месяцев назад +4

    It's absolutely insane to me that this guy was on the biggest podcast in the world defending drugging people without their knowledge and he still has a successful career.

  • @dachdean6659
    @dachdean6659 5 лет назад +1198

    Ari is that friend that all his friends grew up and he didnt

    • @vassagoenterprises3437
      @vassagoenterprises3437 5 лет назад +27

      Ari is only now expressing his repressed childhood, while also possibly being a sociopath

    • @coleslawYSJ
      @coleslawYSJ 5 лет назад

      💯

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 5 лет назад +1

      All of Ari's friends are like him though...
      ruclips.net/video/x-siiZUfLyQ/видео.html

    • @Stevefrench644
      @Stevefrench644 5 лет назад +15

      @@MrGrifft how is giving your consenting friend salvia even remotely similar to drugging someone with MDMA when they're at home with their wife and kids and need to go through airport security and ride a plane shortly after?

    • @scottbeaulieu13
      @scottbeaulieu13 5 лет назад +7

      Steve French who gets mad over getting a free dose? As long as it’s not heroin or meth I wouldn’t bitch about any substance given to me, it’s not 1989 DARE scare tactics that drugs kill is bullshit. Molly or ecstasy isn’t even that bad of a drug. And before you say but his kids were there... how many times you think they’ve seen him pissing himself from drinking like an asshole but yet being super happy and emotional is supposed to be so bad his kids can’t see that side of him but weed or alcohol I’m sure they see regularly. I’d rather kids be around adults on molly than booze.

  • @l_______5
    @l_______5 2 года назад +1540

    Tom is laughing, but you can see he’s ready to stomp Ari out right there. He’s a good friend.

    • @otzenfree1998
      @otzenfree1998 2 года назад +80

      He laughed at some comments, but its more of a look of incredulity. Like he can't believe a friend he trusted would do this to another friend. He looks like he wants to beat Ari's ass.

    • @HUGEACT-MAN
      @HUGEACT-MAN 2 года назад +37

      @@otzenfree1998 I think the laugh was because he was on a public podcast and didn't want to show anger and take the show into that deep feelings direction. He was definitely pissed, i think he wanted to tell him off but didn't because he was on the show.

    • @otzenfree1998
      @otzenfree1998 2 года назад +17

      @@HUGEACT-MAN yeah pretty much what I was saying. He let him know right away "are you out of your fucking mind?" But stayed their version of professional

    • @Thuleo9
      @Thuleo9 2 года назад +9

      Definitely later that night or the next day I bet Tom ripped him up on the phone or by text

    • @TenzinBeifongIII
      @TenzinBeifongIII Год назад +6

      That look at 3:57 says it all like "if these cameras weren't on I'd beat your ass" what kind of psychopath finds this shit funny, drugging someone in front of their kids? I'm ashamed I ever thought Ari was someone to look up to.

  • @RodrigoGonzalez-bf4ne
    @RodrigoGonzalez-bf4ne 5 лет назад +234

    Joey Diaz should've been on this podcast as a voice of reason lmaoo

    • @calbonar211
      @calbonar211 5 лет назад +12

      Rodrigo Gonzalez yeah i need to hear what he has to say about this

    • @HRRRRRDRRRRR
      @HRRRRRDRRRRR 5 лет назад +17

      "Listen up cocksuckas I once spiked my parole officer with ketamine and stole his shoes, shit happens!"

    • @geneambas8714
      @geneambas8714 5 лет назад

      Of all people 😂

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh 5 лет назад +7

      "Listen dawg. The amount of drinks ive spiked with a qualuude is tremendous. I was bill cosby before bill cosby if you know what im sayin" *claps and wheezily laughs*

  • @BrendynAugustine
    @BrendynAugustine Месяц назад +5

    “What if I died” Ari “then I’d be more sorry”😂😂😂 wild smh

  • @marksprinkle
    @marksprinkle 5 лет назад +1379

    "KOBE!!!" - Ari throwing his career in the trash

    • @Monkeyabroad
      @Monkeyabroad 5 лет назад +4

      Mark Sprinkle hah!

    • @jmh4ggg
      @jmh4ggg 5 лет назад +3

      Gold

    • @sapphiresorceress7007
      @sapphiresorceress7007 5 лет назад +4

      Now THATS a joke 😂

    • @kylelloyd4437
      @kylelloyd4437 5 лет назад +5

      You win the internet for today.

    • @lfforever7991
      @lfforever7991 5 лет назад +8

      There’s been a hundred people who made that same joke. Try again.... and this time be original.

  • @justinrutlidge7367
    @justinrutlidge7367 5 лет назад +218

    Joe Diaz, isn't a doctor, he's like a docta!

    • @joshmassengale5372
      @joshmassengale5372 5 лет назад +4

      Ahahahahaha great fucking comment! When I read, docta. All I could hear was Joey Diaz's voice in my head reading this comment in his crazy cuban/Italian accent!

    • @deadendstop
      @deadendstop 5 лет назад +2

      Right!!!! Joey Diaz !!

  • @lorenzoperez5130
    @lorenzoperez5130 3 года назад +1586

    It’s crazy that Tom is the only one with a serious reaction

    • @DieselDork11
      @DieselDork11 3 года назад +83

      Hands down it’s probably because he overdosed in college.

    • @wyattisrite5153
      @wyattisrite5153 3 года назад +60

      Idk man Bert was getting pretty heated.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 года назад +68

      Yeah Tom knows how fucking bad this could have gone. Dude overdosed when he was young and almost died, I think he was in a coma for a couple days.

    • @cakeisavegatable
      @cakeisavegatable 3 года назад +85

      i think joe did too but he was trying to keep the room not tense since he's still the host at the end of the day

    • @mrlahey7945
      @mrlahey7945 3 года назад +23

      You could tell Tom was pissed off

  • @cult2458
    @cult2458 9 месяцев назад +3

    This video will be used as evidence in the court of law one day.

  • @FromPoetryToRap
    @FromPoetryToRap 5 лет назад +202

    They'll never trust Ari around their drinks again

    • @mikehunt6926
      @mikehunt6926 5 лет назад +2

      Kinda like bill cosby

    • @filip3148
      @filip3148 5 лет назад +2

      Not just the drinks.

    • @lukalegin846
      @lukalegin846 5 лет назад +7

      Ari did it because he is a jew and doesn't ever wanna pay drinks again ;)

  • @kevmon4273
    @kevmon4273 4 года назад +3010

    For a moment it looks like Tom Segura was going to get up and kick Ari's ass

    • @rcflem
      @rcflem 4 года назад +84

      Your Comment Changes Nothing I’d be butthurt if someone fed my least-healthy friend amphetamines in front of his kids without pemission. That’s so dangerous... Ari keeps saying “molly” and if he wasn’t talking about chemical MDMA, that pill could have been anything from heroin to meth to carfentanil. Ari is a shitbird and he was still trying to play it off like it was no big deal here, like oh “you forced me to...” Fuck that guy lol, no one cares what he said about Kobe anymore.

    • @noahhildebrandt2412
      @noahhildebrandt2412 4 года назад +20

      @Your Comment Changes Nothing Christ man, I've seen you all over these comments. You're being quite a dickhead. Let it go through one ear and out the other, I could care less.

    • @noahhildebrandt2412
      @noahhildebrandt2412 4 года назад +9

      @Your Comment Changes Nothing I'm just telling you that you're a dick, let it go through one ear and out the other. I'm not following you, either. I'm simply reading the comments and you've been a dick multiple times.

    • @noahhildebrandt2412
      @noahhildebrandt2412 4 года назад +8

      @Your Comment Changes Nothing If you truly feel that way, keep doing it. I'm just stating my thoughts on the situation.

    • @noahhildebrandt2412
      @noahhildebrandt2412 4 года назад +7

      @Your Comment Changes Nothing I agree with you on that, but when you're being a dick, in my opinion, I'ma step in.

  • @pcruz96
    @pcruz96 5 лет назад +676

    Bert: I didn't want to be on molly
    Ari: but how much fun was it.
    Bert: but I didn't want it
    Ari: but you liked it

    • @ljj9494
      @ljj9494 5 лет назад +154

      I mean just look how Bert dresses. He was clearly asking for it!

    • @DougJK
      @DougJK 5 лет назад +25

      Ari definitely has said this to women before

    • @tarynestrada3760
      @tarynestrada3760 5 лет назад +3

      When i was at uni we had a "dose club" .... Meaning some of is signed up to be a part of a surprise-drugging club (only with syd, boomers, or mollie). The rules were 1) you had to join this shared google calendar where you mark specific days you absolutely cannot be high on, 2) if you dose someone you're responsible for babysitting them until the dosed parties have fully come down into they in hangover mode. 3) club members can change their stipulations at any time, so it is the doser's responsibility to double check dosee's calendar up to minutes before said dosing ... Anyway, i think Ari is a fucking monster to dose friends without permission. Rapist vibes tbh.

    • @tritech
      @tritech 5 лет назад +8

      @@tarynestrada3760 This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. How do you dose someone unknowingly with mushrooms?

    • @Indiana1337
      @Indiana1337 5 лет назад +4

      @Taryn Estrada
      That's some next level dumb shit.

  • @michaellamey4895
    @michaellamey4895 Год назад +4

    Who needs enemies when you have friends like that….🤦🏻🤦🏻

  • @misterdabalina4694
    @misterdabalina4694 5 лет назад +495

    Joey Diaz is a real one , "I'll be over in ten dog"

    • @kieranrobins89
      @kieranrobins89 5 лет назад +24

      A true G

    • @MustacheMenace117
      @MustacheMenace117 5 лет назад +26

      @heehee mefunny Ehhh. Joey only did it with weed.

    • @Imanfly
      @Imanfly 5 лет назад +2

      @heehee mefunny he did, and he told about it in a stand-up skit. He had a little weed candies and gave em to his dad, and his dad just got happy and told everyone how much he loved em'. Then bert and his dad got to working out some things they had never talked about, and they made some real progress. Honestly i think it's the only drugging story i like

    • @clydez1234
      @clydez1234 5 лет назад +1

      Joey Diaz came over after his show just to talk to him and tell him stories. What wow

    • @curtisbaker4325
      @curtisbaker4325 5 лет назад

      @heehee mefunny soft drug that cannot kill vs a drug that tales lives daily

  • @BrandonChung
    @BrandonChung 4 года назад +485

    Tom Segura and Joey Diaz are true friends. I love the fact that Tom was so pissed. I don't know what Ari was thinking.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 года назад +7

      Except Joey Diaz drugs people too lmao

    • @TomCL-vb6xc
      @TomCL-vb6xc 4 года назад +34

      lean. Joey Diaz swaps edibles on experienced weed smokers that come on *his* podcast knowing they will take drugs in advance. He doesn’t go to his friend’s house while his *kids* are home and spike his friend with really hard drugs like molly. It isn’t remotely similar.

    • @gwynbleidd10
      @gwynbleidd10 4 года назад +2

      @@TomCL-vb6xc Except its very similar, not the same sure. But its superduper similar.

    • @TomCL-vb6xc
      @TomCL-vb6xc 4 года назад

      gwynbleidd Not really if you ask me. Like I said he doesn’t do it to people you have no intention of getting high and doesn’t do it when they are in their home with their family and kids.

    • @gwynbleidd10
      @gwynbleidd10 4 года назад +1

      @@TomCL-vb6xc .. aaaaand even then its still its about as similar you would ever get without being the exact same thing.

  • @chuckmangione4747
    @chuckmangione4747 5 лет назад +435

    Wow, Ari doesn’t even think he did anything wrong.

    • @nickfaust206
      @nickfaust206 5 лет назад +19

      No ari knows what he did was wrong
      He's just pretending it's not and that it's okay
      I've seen this before in your common everyday bullshit artist
      Joe talks about these types of people on his podcasts a lot, calls them out;yet he's friends with one😒 go figure

    • @msders
      @msders 5 лет назад +1

      @@nickfaust206 factss

    • @whoisanyone6134
      @whoisanyone6134 5 лет назад +3

      Nick Faust he’s a simple sociopath or narcissist

    • @sevenduster27
      @sevenduster27 5 лет назад

      Nibster Brown That’s what makes it even more funny, he’s actually trying to justify it😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 5 лет назад +2

      There is no way in HELL he hasn't done this before.

  • @lhays117
    @lhays117 Год назад +10

    Dude is literally admitting to a crime on air and laughing about it. He's lucky that Bert is such a forgiving guy or he could've easily pressed charges on him.

  • @mikehoncho7222
    @mikehoncho7222 5 лет назад +110

    I love how much Tom cares about Bert.

    • @owenjasmin8310
      @owenjasmin8310 5 лет назад +14

      Tom nearly died from an overdose. He knows can't f*** around. Have fun.

    • @benancona3242
      @benancona3242 5 лет назад

      @@owenjasmin8310 please explain. What did he almost die from?

    • @owenjasmin8310
      @owenjasmin8310 5 лет назад +2

      @@benancona3242 GHB/alcohol.
      Search "this is not happening, Tom Segura" should show up.

  • @awakenthewoke1091
    @awakenthewoke1091 3 года назад +106

    " At my house in front of my children" that statement shows how pissed Bert really is about it.

  • @gerardojacobo7436
    @gerardojacobo7436 4 года назад +284

    Tom is such a great friend to Bert he was seriously pissed off.

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 3 года назад +11

      that's cause Tom is a normal dude and he cares about Bert a lot

  • @ePai9e
    @ePai9e 9 месяцев назад

    I'm glad this conversation happened on a public forum

  • @jesseclingan
    @jesseclingan 4 года назад +1728

    Bert's never left college...Ari's never left High School.

  • @comptonghost9013
    @comptonghost9013 4 года назад +124

    I respect Tom so much more with how he reacted to this he's a good guy

  • @dil6969
    @dil6969 3 года назад +696

    It's concerning to me how little Ari cares about what he did to a good friend and a nice dude. Anytime a person treats others as their play-things, there's some degree of sociopathy there. Tom is rightfully pissed about it.

    • @ryank170
      @ryank170 3 года назад +1

      Lol he's done it again to big Jay!

    • @Sean-fu3mn
      @Sean-fu3mn 3 года назад

      @@ryank170 wait what?? He did it again?

    • @tphoenn3712
      @tphoenn3712 3 года назад +3

      @@ryank170 Dude what a dick, like seriously if someone did this to me id fuck him up the next day. Why is he treating this as a casual thing ?

    • @Liam-e6q
      @Liam-e6q 3 года назад +2

      @@tphoenn3712 lacks empathy, narcissistic, man child, druggie

    • @NoFaceChad
      @NoFaceChad 2 года назад +1

      Who cares if their friends that’s messed up regardless

  • @rebeccavawter3465
    @rebeccavawter3465 Год назад +2

    I love how Tom defended Bert. Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert 😍