Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @enc69
    @enc69 8 месяцев назад +3274

    “THERES SOMEONE STUCK UNDER A BRIDGE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE WITH A SIZE 11 FOOT IN AN 8.5 SHOE” 🤣😭 Theo’s Jelly Roll impression had Joey laughing so damn hard lmao

    • @GandyGreenD7
      @GandyGreenD7 8 месяцев назад +48

      Sounds crazy but it also doesn’t😂

    • @ericasmith2397
      @ericasmith2397 8 месяцев назад +38

      Same ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @gerrysandoval6204
      @gerrysandoval6204 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@GandyGreenD7wwe 😊😮

    • @Eldood1000
      @Eldood1000 8 месяцев назад +14

      ive never heard joey laugh so hard

    • @Jacobtheunwise
      @Jacobtheunwise 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​@Cee.ONE8it's like the first sentence Theo says lol

  • @JHW773
    @JHW773 8 месяцев назад +1526

    Amazing to see Uncle Joey laughing his ass off immediately to open the show 😂😂 boy I needed this one today, it’s been rough but we living baby!

    • @SSALI29
      @SSALI29 8 месяцев назад +42

      Gang gang baby!!!

    • @sercul4485
      @sercul4485 8 месяцев назад +24

      I’m on this page too brother, let’s get it!

    • @IAmGrimReefer
      @IAmGrimReefer 8 месяцев назад

      Pick yourself up by your bootstraps C*cksucka!!!! You got this brotha! ❤

    • @buegson4209
      @buegson4209 8 месяцев назад +13

      Gang gang boi

    • @IceKoldKilla
      @IceKoldKilla 8 месяцев назад +51

      Hang in there brother. Tough times come to us all even if it doesn't seem like it. That's life. People hide it as we don't wanna talk about it or show weakness to the world but trust me, everyone has issues. So stay strong. You'll be alright. No matter how bad shit gets, life always swings back the other way. I've lost tons of family in recent years. My only parent too. All by age 28. But we're here, surviving.
      Think about it. You survived 100% of the time so far. You haven't been taken down yet. You got a flawless record of getting to the other side. So keep going. This goes for anyone else that needs this too!

  • @JohnnyChimpo907
    @JohnnyChimpo907 8 месяцев назад +1103

    “You could OD on the sunset there… It’s a beautiful area.” 😂😂😂

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Disk frisky

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 8 месяцев назад +41

      theo is the undisputed king of offhand comments 😂😂

    • @njack9555
      @njack9555 8 месяцев назад +2

      where were they implying too i havnt caught the ep yet . will tmro…

    • @kellyj7171
      @kellyj7171 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Bbbuuusssttterrr
      @Bbbuuusssttterrr 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thats not even funny tho

  • @MaxBurnt
    @MaxBurnt 6 месяцев назад +465

    The dude saying "woooo" when Joey let him out of the bathroom after 7 hours being locked in. Funniest shit I've heard in a minute

    • @Alex-cm9dd
      @Alex-cm9dd 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @rorygervin5160
      @rorygervin5160 6 месяцев назад +6

      What time is that cant find it at all

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@rorygervin516037:30

    • @jstn_9671
      @jstn_9671 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jankkkkk
      @Jankkkkk 5 месяцев назад

      @@rorygervin516036:20

  • @RomeNY212
    @RomeNY212 7 месяцев назад +422

    39:35 "Like he was healthy enough, he could enjoy Christmas and shit" classic Theo Von line 😂

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 7 месяцев назад +22

      It's strange how under appreciated Theo is as a comic. His brain is wired differently...

    • @Potatisem
      @Potatisem 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Bears84 He's not underappreciated.

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Potatisem By you.

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 6 месяцев назад

      @@Potatisem By you. Tit.

    • @AustinHebrew
      @AustinHebrew 6 месяцев назад +2

      Made me lmao

  • @veteranphilosopher
    @veteranphilosopher 7 месяцев назад +433

    A two-hour conversation between two of the most genuine fellas here on this earth.
    Some top tier content

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 8 месяцев назад +276

    28:15 I almost died when he said “is it a Japanese guy” despite having no clue who Joey was even talking about 🤣

    • @dru526
      @dru526 7 месяцев назад +28

      It’s seemed like he said it because he said the guy disappeared, I took it as Theo asking if the guy was a ninja lmao

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@dru526 haha i never caught that 😂

    • @IAMDENNIS_24
      @IAMDENNIS_24 7 месяцев назад +11

      Joeys face expression after Theo said that cause he was way off 😂

    • @CommanderOfLight
      @CommanderOfLight 7 месяцев назад +4

      I feel like he was insinuating Bobby Lee 😂

  • @Nutmeg1960
    @Nutmeg1960 7 месяцев назад +102

    Joey is looking so good - healthy, happy, sharp and makes us laugh our azz off. Miss him - this was good for my soul.

  • @evanvalenti5051
    @evanvalenti5051 8 месяцев назад +6190

    Theo and Joey's old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts are iconic.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 8 месяцев назад +553

      The real Nicars still remember 🙏

    • @jackdot708
      @jackdot708 8 месяцев назад +483

      The one where their on shrooms and lee thinks the mic making a noise but it was him 😂😂😂

    • @devinmartin8344
      @devinmartin8344 8 месяцев назад +139

      Tremendous

    • @mattscholl4137
      @mattscholl4137 8 месяцев назад +29

      Ain’t nuthin better

    • @christopher673
      @christopher673 8 месяцев назад +57

      Listened so many times! Love them

  • @Tylersnotyours
    @Tylersnotyours 7 месяцев назад +1285

    As crazy as it sounds Joey gives me a hard reset on my outlook on life every time I hear him

    • @allenblackmer9583
      @allenblackmer9583 7 месяцев назад +50

      Feel this bro

    • @buddywireless9371
      @buddywireless9371 7 месяцев назад +61

      Not crazy at all man he’s a wise genuine brother and you said it perfectly for real!

    • @thirdeyesharp3213
      @thirdeyesharp3213 7 месяцев назад +58

      100% especially the part about how bad the internet is for mental health

    • @coop3195
      @coop3195 7 месяцев назад +24

      Crazy outlooks. Dude blames heart problems on covid instead of coke😂

    • @TronBonneVonne
      @TronBonneVonne 7 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@coop3195to be fair, he's right about certain cases. Might not be his own case, but covid can do that.

  • @antoniohoward8529
    @antoniohoward8529 8 месяцев назад +1528

    “He tried to feel on my leg when he was giving me a ride home….if I wasn’t a little brave I would’ve been gay bruh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 7 месяцев назад +21

      Hence the podcast table he salvaged from the USS Enterprise on the set of
      Star Trek

    • @erik_sebastian_bodotter
      @erik_sebastian_bodotter 7 месяцев назад


      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @highraven8891
      @highraven8891 7 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @natashagambrel5872
      @natashagambrel5872 7 месяцев назад +7

      Had me cracking plum up between the jellyroll start & that comment I was rollin!

  • @davewagenheim
    @davewagenheim 7 месяцев назад +264

    “Can’t let him pet a small animal for too long. That shit will escalate.” Theo is a damn poet. I love his Theoisms.

    • @EIGHTBITPUNK
      @EIGHTBITPUNK 5 месяцев назад +6

      Theo's theory of everything that is funny

  • @gK92
    @gK92 8 месяцев назад +144

    There’s so much love between these two. This needs to happen more often.

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Saudi dervish

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Feisty Fahim

  • @citiboiroi
    @citiboiroi 7 месяцев назад +1811

    Joey Diaz is endless. Theo Von deserves his own GTA radio station.

    • @JhoferGamer
      @JhoferGamer 7 месяцев назад +18

      agreed

    • @tyler9033
      @tyler9033 7 месяцев назад +64

      Bro. Listening to the podcast in the car while the boys ripping off a casino. Someone needs to get ahold of rockstar

    • @motokid413
      @motokid413 7 месяцев назад +29

      He is going to get one. (don't ask how i know)

    • @gweed.
      @gweed. 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@motokid413so is jre

    • @HeatStrokeGolf_
      @HeatStrokeGolf_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think he already does have his own

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube 8 месяцев назад +49

    2 hours of Joey and Theo, what a blessing to our week!🙌🏼

  • @markcolter8397
    @markcolter8397 6 месяцев назад +72

    Theo von and Joey Diaz my name is Mark i had a dope addiction of 30 years I am currently 43 and have bin sober over a year and have bin work on it for almost 4 years and my life was getting to a point that I couldn't see staying sober because I didn't see any light at end of the tunnel but listening to you 2 and many others like you guys guys and I just want to thank you for helping me through these hard times and making me laugh with how much I relate to the story's and I am currently getting ready to share my story and truth is seeing and hearing your guys is giving me what I need to dig deep thanks brothers for helping pave the way for the rest of us

    • @Firstthunder
      @Firstthunder 5 месяцев назад +5

      Mark, you are rad brother!!!

    • @Terp311
      @Terp311 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ok

    • @awn18
      @awn18 5 месяцев назад +2

      Good luck bruv, you got this

    • @BallietBran
      @BallietBran 4 месяца назад +4

      Congrats on your sobriety! I'm sober too and I know how tough it can be, some days more so than others. Best thing I'd recommend is to have a solid support group of sober people. They can help build you up when you're feeling down and want to relapse like we all get sometimes. You got this!

    • @OneOfTheUnknown
      @OneOfTheUnknown 3 месяца назад +2

      Nothing is more important, or beautiful than a persons transformation in recovery. It's absolutely unbelievable. Keep telling people your story, you will inspire others. Podcasts are my 12 step too brother. Keep rising higher, thousand blessings to you and your family

  • @FD_077
    @FD_077 8 месяцев назад +2307

    “I don’t wanna say the dude was gay but everybody knew he was gay and he knew he was gay” fucking classic theo 😂😂😂

    • @krippkeeper
      @krippkeeper 7 месяцев назад

      Soma and Vicodin was the stuff back in the day. Giving your driver or whoever was around a few pills was so common. It's toxic AF to push to push drugs on everyone, but it was just the thing 20 years ago.

    • @Aidantodd_
      @Aidantodd_ 7 месяцев назад +15

      😂

    • @lJONNYDOOMl
      @lJONNYDOOMl 7 месяцев назад +17

      29:18

    • @voice_of_a_little_lady
      @voice_of_a_little_lady 7 месяцев назад +14

      His love of discussing gay dudes (I clocked at least 3 stories/mentions this ep.) is interesting...

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 7 месяцев назад

      @@voice_of_a_little_ladyyou ever talk to em? They are interesting.

  • @johndelgado3496
    @johndelgado3496 7 месяцев назад +181

    “I felt like a fuckin taquito leaving outta there I was cooked bruh” 😂

  • @karlamathes5052
    @karlamathes5052 8 месяцев назад +73

    I love that this whole interview was just them laughing and recalling old times. Not looking stuff up on social media or internet. I’m with Joey- a good book and a Dr Pepper.

  • @RIDEreviewRELOAD
    @RIDEreviewRELOAD 19 часов назад +1

    “My buddy got leprosy at onna those places, he was a real suseptable fella”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JesusChristisKing94
    @JesusChristisKing94 8 месяцев назад +83

    “He has no more flies on his neck”
    Talking about Lee😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying with one minute left of the video!

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 8 месяцев назад +549

    Jelly Roll impression already has me rolling 😂

    • @EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv
      @EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yes. The hillbilly gangster trap rapper turned pg13 country music sensation. Jelly Role Play ▶️

    • @DoylesDigs
      @DoylesDigs 8 месяцев назад +7

      Shit cracked me up 🤣🤣

    • @RabidNewts
      @RabidNewts 8 месяцев назад

      Okay? So what, the dude can’t change? He turned away from the hillbilly trap shit before he blew up in fame.@@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv.

    • @LaughAlotVlogs
      @LaughAlotVlogs 8 месяцев назад +7

      ROLLing

    • @gerrysandoval6204
      @gerrysandoval6204 8 месяцев назад

      @@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bvr
      He

  • @terrencewiese6537
    @terrencewiese6537 8 месяцев назад +682

    "Just poor pill management " 😂 Theo is the G.O.A.T

    • @thegratefulwooks
      @thegratefulwooks 8 месяцев назад +10

      Dude this had me dying 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @kane2440
      @kane2440 8 месяцев назад +1

      he is a hardcore christian aint he?

    • @jakewalksinabar
      @jakewalksinabar 8 месяцев назад +1

      I’m naming my next song that

    • @mrgonzo2139
      @mrgonzo2139 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@kane2440random question lol but nah he’s never said what religion his in. So he can’t be that hardcore if he is

    • @status0
      @status0 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jakewalksinabar Nah fr Thats a good song title "poor pill management" I might do it too at least for a beat lmaooo

  • @Frequenceez.
    @Frequenceez. 6 месяцев назад +9

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure. There aren't enough human beings like him.

  • @MrDillon2029
    @MrDillon2029 8 месяцев назад +292

    Dude Joey would be such a good friend to have man. Him telling Theo “yeah man I’ll take you to the jj park and we can go eat”and just starts making plans 😂 I love it

    • @S1X_Bucks
      @S1X_Bucks 7 месяцев назад +19

      And then you see Theos Instagram story of him at the park. Shows you Joey isn't just talk.

    • @MrDillon2029
      @MrDillon2029 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@S1X_Bucks exactly he’s really a d genuine dude and good at heart

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 7 месяцев назад +2

      yeah if you're not one of the many women he's assaulted or one of the numerous comics he's made death threats against, then I guess Joey would be a good friend 🙄

    • @MrDillon2029
      @MrDillon2029 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@lazylion420 lmao and where did you hear all that? RUclips? Social media? And lemme guess some woman said it? Im sure they did tryna get on joeys money… Prove or it didn’t happen. Him and Theo going to jj park. That did happen. Say what you want about him but you know, I know, the American ppl know, that those women voluntarily would do dirty things hoping their gonna get the bag 😂 and when joeys tells them to fuck off he’s the bad guy?

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 7 месяцев назад

      ignorance really is bliss

  • @Matthew-Godsgift
    @Matthew-Godsgift 8 месяцев назад +783

    When I see I diabetic foot in a restaurant, I'm out - Joey Diaz

    • @heatherelyse4444
      @heatherelyse4444 7 месяцев назад +12

      I absolutely love Joey's voice. He's an awesome story teller and he brings out such a good side of Theo. Just laughing. 😆

    • @JohnSmith-bw6pv
      @JohnSmith-bw6pv 7 месяцев назад

      @@heatherelyse4444 Guy is a unfunny bullshitter..

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro 7 месяцев назад +6

      I saw one at the Kroger by me. It looked like a lopsided football on a leg that had been left in the swamp for the summer.

    • @dave5669
      @dave5669 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 6 месяцев назад +4

      Noway I have an appetite after seeing that shit 😂

  • @changotv5847
    @changotv5847 8 месяцев назад +273

    "Illegal immigrants, with only 90 singing lessons, you can get an American music award, too! " that had me dying 😂

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Crichton unseen

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 8 месяцев назад +5

      It was hysterical, and with probably less than 90 they could, too! If they had natural ability then we aren’t picky.

    • @agustinetchegoyhen8875
      @agustinetchegoyhen8875 7 месяцев назад

      time stamp!!!!???

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@agustinetchegoyhen8875 It was right after the intro song maybe 3 minutes in, and the last thing Theo said about Jellyroll. After he said “I was a maitre d at a Macaroni Grill”.

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​Oh its at @3:22 lol

  • @donaldhurst9241
    @donaldhurst9241 7 месяцев назад +17

    Joey is settling down,and is still more badass than 90 percent of the population.

  • @Owensti
    @Owensti 8 месяцев назад +657

    Lost it in when Theo called Lee a “Walkie-Talkie” 😂

  • @max77865
    @max77865 8 месяцев назад +360

    Seeing Theo and Joey having fun at UFC 302 made me happy

    • @TrollHunterxXx
      @TrollHunterxXx 8 месяцев назад +4

      It was great

    • @venus334
      @venus334 8 месяцев назад +6

      Absolutely Tremendous!

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 7 месяцев назад +1

      Got hyped seeing Uncle Joey on crowd cam

  • @pierrevalentino5250
    @pierrevalentino5250 8 месяцев назад +1052

    Need a movie with these 2 where Joey is a kingpin dealer & Theo is the autistic cousin who just got outta jail & is being shown the ropes

    • @MarkAranita
      @MarkAranita 8 месяцев назад +19

      Not trying to (rat) on your parade but your idea of autism please explain if you know what it is?

    • @nevergiveup9321
      @nevergiveup9321 8 месяцев назад +21

      Write the script!😂

    • @nevergiveup9321
      @nevergiveup9321 8 месяцев назад +10

      Write the script!

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Faithful

    • @shy404usernotfound
      @shy404usernotfound 8 месяцев назад

      Tim Dillon is the gay, super rich, corrupt mayor of the city who dramatically causes shady shenanigans to happen and Tucker Carlson is the far right Police chief who's trying to figure it out who's, who, what's going on and determined to bring the whole thing down.

  • @timmyplastik4728
    @timmyplastik4728 4 месяца назад +4

    This is hands down the most healing podcast for me I've ever come across. I can't not relate on so many levels to this right here. Thanks for that!!!

  • @manahmed7
    @manahmed7 8 месяцев назад +258

    14:52 "I put a nicotine gum, that mf was running around my street w nicotine in him" lmfao

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 8 месяцев назад +15

      didnt see that mf for a week 😂

  • @flowroll777
    @flowroll777 8 месяцев назад +113

    @39:20
    "He was healthy enough.... he could enjoy Christmas and sh**"
    That part got me. LOL

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 8 месяцев назад +8

      That single remark was better than most comedy routines. So perfect. 😂

    • @virtual_balboa
      @virtual_balboa 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was probably the best line this whole episode

  • @garretthenning8262
    @garretthenning8262 8 месяцев назад +159

    19:40 “that little fuckin walkie talkie” …… “that Jewish Christmas present” 😂

    • @ensporium8857
      @ensporium8857 8 месяцев назад

      😂☠

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Cayden Darvin

    • @b4Sed1593
      @b4Sed1593 8 месяцев назад +11

      You can tell Theo wanted to spend a couple mins ripping on Lee, but Joey moved on from the subject quickly. Joey has a man-to-man respect for Lee now that Lee is his own man taking on the world. Joey’s a good friend.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 8 месяцев назад

      I swear he’s a poet

    • @one-mangarageband70
      @one-mangarageband70 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@b4Sed1593Theo cares for Lee too. I think he just gets a little carried away unintentionally. I don’t know if you saw their old church podcasts but at the end of one of them Theo apologized for making fun of him and Lee was okay with it.

  • @brandonlowentrout5981
    @brandonlowentrout5981 6 месяцев назад +64

    “They’ll re-caulk your living room” almost made me spit take😂

  • @samuelcox1622
    @samuelcox1622 8 месяцев назад +175

    Man joey talking about the old guy Johnny at the bar and giving him coke and seeing him shadow boxing on the bridge hours later is fucking gold

    • @7HEREALDON
      @7HEREALDON 8 месяцев назад +23

      Hilarious bro, locking him in the bathroom for almost all day and then showing him the cuban egg roll 🤣

    • @samuelcox1622
      @samuelcox1622 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@7HEREALDON LOL "wow!"

    • @7HEREALDON
      @7HEREALDON 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@samuelcox1622 I couldn't breathe when I watched the first time brotha 🤣 you can't make these stories up 😭

    • @PodiCuts.Channel
      @PodiCuts.Channel 8 месяцев назад +1

      Time stamp?!

    • @samuelcox1622
      @samuelcox1622 8 месяцев назад +3

      36:20

  • @Tylersnotyours
    @Tylersnotyours 7 месяцев назад +831

    Hearing a 60+ year old man say he misses his mother really hits me hard

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 7 месяцев назад +3

      Timestamp?

    • @Kid_Ikaris
      @Kid_Ikaris 7 месяцев назад +19

      Cause you miss your mom or cause you know that day will come?

    • @ElectricGigalo
      @ElectricGigalo 7 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@metalmanny666 1:57:32

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@ElectricGigalo thank you bruv

    • @Hzmtfc
      @Hzmtfc 7 месяцев назад +52

      You only have one mom and no matter what she loves you. I lost my mom this year and I can tell you I’m a grown man and I truly miss my mom. So I know how Joey feels

  • @ghoulbladee
    @ghoulbladee 8 месяцев назад +295

    Joey: “what’s that one place with the chocolate fountain?”
    Theo: “Memphis?” 💀

  • @megdecay
    @megdecay 7 месяцев назад +5

    There is no pain worse than that of a parent who wasn't ready to be one....looking back 20 years later and feeling the weight of all that precious time they selfishly missed and will never get back.

  • @mpryan85
    @mpryan85 7 месяцев назад +362

    My mom died last night and I had to come home and answer the call. The hotel I’m in just called to keep my laughter down lmao. Thank you Theo and Uncle Joey - supporter for life 20 yeayys strong. The Jelly Roll bit has me into stitches for the rest of the night lol

    • @KianaShae
      @KianaShae 7 месяцев назад +36

      I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m glad this video popped up on your RUclips feed. Almost like it was intentionally placed there because the algorithm knew you needed it. It’s not easy losing a parent but I hope your grieving process is kind to you man, take all the time you need to process, heal and take care of yourself. Godspeed

    • @mpryan85
      @mpryan85 7 месяцев назад +16

      Thanks, babe. She’s “upstairs!” lol

    • @Crypticwitchery
      @Crypticwitchery 7 месяцев назад

      ❤❤​@@mpryan85

    • @BoomBapAce
      @BoomBapAce 7 месяцев назад +6

      R.I.P fam

    • @littleCarmine
      @littleCarmine 7 месяцев назад +8

      So sorry. Don't be afraid to talk to people, don't isolate yourself

  • @RL4646
    @RL4646 8 месяцев назад +18

    These two men give me the biggest laughs and brings out my empathy and puts all kids of positive wild energy in my body. Thanks so much. As a busy mom and wife I appreciate ya

  • @Pooz30
    @Pooz30 7 месяцев назад +151

    “Can’t let ‘em pet an animal for too long brother, that shit’ll escalate”

  • @georgesparrow100
    @georgesparrow100 7 месяцев назад +5

    “Dana lost the hair he was gunna give to his kids”🤣🤣
    Funniest podcast I’ve heard in a while!

  • @anyonelocal
    @anyonelocal 8 месяцев назад +320

    I'm in alcohol withdrawal, this is helping my soul, I don't know why but it is

    • @sllidste
      @sllidste 7 месяцев назад +28

      Been there done that! Good luck tho its very hard and shit is no joke! Prayers for you 🙏

    • @bonniedad931
      @bonniedad931 7 месяцев назад +24

      Keep going man! It gets easier. I’m rooting for you!

    • @soolio
      @soolio 7 месяцев назад +13

      You got this amigo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @justforstuff
      @justforstuff 7 месяцев назад +12

      You got this

    • @Humanbean__
      @Humanbean__ 7 месяцев назад +21

      Buds kicking back being silly - it’s soothes you because this will be you soon. Sober and in love with life and those who are in it. You’ve got thisss God is already blessing you!

  • @thenamelessone123
    @thenamelessone123 8 месяцев назад +93

    'He could enjoy Christmas and his mouth was always wet' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinstrahla7137
    @kevinstrahla7137 8 месяцев назад +211

    Joey stoned, mouth open and not blinking for hours straight was the best part of ufc 302

    • @fubey8x
      @fubey8x 8 месяцев назад +2

      have a clip? didnt catch it

    • @GuitarsAndPaintbrushes
      @GuitarsAndPaintbrushes 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dude. Hahaha

    • @somnium7588
      @somnium7588 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@fubey8xlast 15 seconds of round 2 of Islam Dustin

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 7 месяцев назад +2

      The only stars that he saw weren't even the ones that were around him. They were the ones that he got high on.

  • @solodolo91x
    @solodolo91x 6 месяцев назад +31

    Bruh Joey’s “forget about it” was so satisfying 😂😂

  • @raineslee8990
    @raineslee8990 8 месяцев назад +18

    I have to say, the shroom ep with Lee and uncle Joey will forever be my comfort go to when the world feels too fucked. This ep helped me feel human again. And you guys doing that, over the screen, means you're doing something right. Gang. Hugs to Joey too. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @doubles7533
    @doubles7533 8 месяцев назад +567

    This shit about to be bananas.

    • @AndisBuoy
      @AndisBuoy 8 месяцев назад +5

      B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    • @henrygalvan9333
      @henrygalvan9333 8 месяцев назад +10

      Who you think this is joey bananas

    • @thacoolbean
      @thacoolbean 8 месяцев назад +5

      Caulk sukkas

    • @StrawBerryB86
      @StrawBerryB86 8 месяцев назад +2

      Amen!! 100.. already knew this going be a good one.

    • @jesusdid911
      @jesusdid911 8 месяцев назад +2

      watching at work dying rn😭😭

  • @AidenSpithill
    @AidenSpithill 8 месяцев назад +24

    I love this duo. You can feel the respect and love they have for each other. Really wholesome.

  • @mattsmith8876
    @mattsmith8876 2 месяца назад +3

    "Standup, sleep, edibles. It was too much!" Lol ol Joey Diaz.

  • @kylemichel3006
    @kylemichel3006 7 месяцев назад +127

    Joey spot on with todays society since the pandemic.
    Its never been the same.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 6 месяцев назад

      Nah it was f-cked before that

  • @manahmed7
    @manahmed7 8 месяцев назад +304

    Uncle Joey on any pod im watching, especially w Theo

    • @ALISON_96
      @ALISON_96 8 месяцев назад +4

      Exactly

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 8 месяцев назад

      Gandhi

    • @dogbackwards33
      @dogbackwards33 8 месяцев назад +2

      banana boat

    • @hungwellwood
      @hungwellwood 8 месяцев назад +5

      Pods are never long enough

    • @roadblock24
      @roadblock24 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@hungwellwood agreed. anything with unca joey is gold.

  • @murbidois2815
    @murbidois2815 8 месяцев назад +64

    Church is in session , Gang Gang! TREMENDOUS!

  • @LarrySheltonII
    @LarrySheltonII 6 месяцев назад +7

    Uncle Joe laughing tells you all you need to know about how funny Theo is 😂
    Great two comedians 😂

  • @cwbintn8949
    @cwbintn8949 8 месяцев назад +146

    “Salmon
    Gay watermelon
    Black pudding
    Special pickles
    Reeboks”
    What kind of buffets did Theo eat at? Lol

  • @mlongoria124
    @mlongoria124 8 месяцев назад +65

    16:03 When Joey laughs his hardest, it just sounds like someone ripping a bong lmfaooooo

    • @bizona.3387
      @bizona.3387 7 месяцев назад +5

      Got me howlin 😂 thanks for this, had missed this gem hahhaha

    • @SpawnMark
      @SpawnMark 7 месяцев назад +3

      This is crazy funny

    • @mlongoria124
      @mlongoria124 7 месяцев назад +1

      😅

    • @JulioEuropePharmaVendor
      @JulioEuropePharmaVendor 7 месяцев назад +6

      Like an old ford struggling to get that engine going

    • @NWilliams93
      @NWilliams93 7 месяцев назад +5

      i just got done with this part and thought id check the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it. he died laughing so hard his laugh muted itself 😂😂😂

  • @RSayomi
    @RSayomi 8 месяцев назад +15

    Thank you Theo and Uncle Diaz for this episode. You two truly can bright up any bad day i've had in an instant.

  • @adriansukach802
    @adriansukach802 4 месяца назад +3

    That was the most perfect Jelly Roll impression that Ive ever heard in my life 😂😂😂

  • @forevers1238
    @forevers1238 8 месяцев назад +9

    YES!! just TODAY I was listening to an old Church episode with Theo and thinking they were due for a new one... prayer answered. Love you guys.

  • @cameronquertier
    @cameronquertier 7 месяцев назад +80

    Joey is looking healthy! Been listening to these two since the church, their old school podcasts are classics!

    • @joey8458
      @joey8458 6 месяцев назад +2

      Good to see that legend healthy! Hope he keeps it up cuz I love this guy

    • @andreww4751
      @andreww4751 5 месяцев назад

      LOL

  • @Owensti
    @Owensti 8 месяцев назад +455

    Only need Lee to complete the trio 😂

  • @TheDonutCannon
    @TheDonutCannon 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love to see these dudes genuinely enjoying their time together. God bless

  • @danieljuarez29
    @danieljuarez29 7 месяцев назад +160

    Joey: “Who’s the crazy white guy?”
    Theo: “Mark Twain?… Mark Whalberg!?”
    🤣

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 7 месяцев назад

      That's insane, this part played literally the second I was scrolling and reading it😂

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @BallietBran
      @BallietBran 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ScubaSteve3560Coincidental timing to say the least.

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 15 дней назад

      My damn sides hurt!! Hahahaha 🤣 😭😅

  • @jasonmacdonald27
    @jasonmacdonald27 8 месяцев назад +34

    I started calling my Ppl everyday instead of texting bc of Uncle Joey...
    Best thing EVER!!!!

  • @averageenjoyer3934
    @averageenjoyer3934 8 месяцев назад +8

    It's always a new story that I think is my new favourite, and absolute gems about growing up throughout life with Joey Diaz. Love just hearing his voice man

  • @brandonwilliams4678
    @brandonwilliams4678 Месяц назад +1

    Brendan Schwaub catching a stray from Theo in the first 7 minutes of the pod 😂

  • @pabloescobarscar4076
    @pabloescobarscar4076 8 месяцев назад +83

    You know it’s good when Joey Diaz is already wheezing within the first 3 minutes.

  • @codesixperformance
    @codesixperformance 8 месяцев назад +115

    “you know steven bauer ?” “no did he pass away”
    dawg omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IGetAround29
    @IGetAround29 8 месяцев назад +52

    The episode where Joey and Theo do mushrooms is one of the greatest podcasts ever. Funny from start to finish, especially when Lee hits his peak! 😂

    • @arpipeline
      @arpipeline 8 месяцев назад +8

      Yep and Theo's stand up after the podcast while still cooked was the capper. I still watch that every now and then and just die 😂.

    • @somnium7588
      @somnium7588 7 месяцев назад +5

      Episode number?

    • @arpipeline
      @arpipeline 7 месяцев назад

      @@somnium7588 #383 but I don't see the whole episode on YT, only clips. Theo is wearing the same shirt as on the 383 Diaz pod when he does stand up later that night.

    • @skeletontigers6960
      @skeletontigers6960 7 месяцев назад +1

      Eddie killed the vibe of that ep

    • @shawnalexander2967
      @shawnalexander2967 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 iykyk

  • @tsunamipapi1343
    @tsunamipapi1343 2 месяца назад +2

    38:44 LMFAOOO bro this entire story is nuts 😂 when bro said he could enjoy Christmas I’m cryin bra ☠️

  • @larrygordon7818
    @larrygordon7818 7 месяцев назад +262

    Shane needs to get Joey onto season 2 of Tires

    • @XxFBoxX
      @XxFBoxX 7 месяцев назад +10

      Facts

    • @ben159xbox
      @ben159xbox 7 месяцев назад +16

      that show sucks, it tires me out

    • @Gianni523
      @Gianni523 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ben159xboxComedy!

    • @xxjoeyt07xx
      @xxjoeyt07xx 7 месяцев назад +5

      He was on a few episodes of Scare Tactics back in the day. Tremendous.

    • @WeThePeepHole333
      @WeThePeepHole333 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ever considered perhaps retiring?​@@ben159xbox

  • @braydondobereiner7884
    @braydondobereiner7884 7 месяцев назад +57

    38:06
    “WOW” has me in tearssss 😂

  • @Spooki_
    @Spooki_ 8 месяцев назад +64

    Joeys laugh at 16:04 sounds like a bong hit lmao

    • @BenCotter-b6z
      @BenCotter-b6z 7 месяцев назад +4

      As much as I love and idolize Joey that's not a good thing, that means his windpipe is very closed up and smaller from what it should be

    • @Jacobtheunwise
      @Jacobtheunwise 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@BenCotter-b6z bro has the build of a ancient toad and has done tons of drugs what do you expect brother

    • @psSubstratum
      @psSubstratum 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @The_belligerant_servo_skull
      @The_belligerant_servo_skull 7 месяцев назад

      Lol you guys seem like you've never dealt with rough men from rough places. They get to 60 and they're clapped.. my dad and his dad were from Newcastle older was a miner, they're broken hahahah if it's not the work it's the drink and drugs

    • @The_belligerant_servo_skull
      @The_belligerant_servo_skull 7 месяцев назад

      @@captaincucaracha both dead my guy. Under 50

  • @usaidgill
    @usaidgill 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember living in LA pre-pandemic and seeing Joey Diaz & friends at the comedy store every other week. Miss it. Whole world went to shit in 2020.

  • @owenpylant4088
    @owenpylant4088 7 месяцев назад +30

    “And the other guy who fights people, buzz aldrin” 😂😂😂

  • @emeraldgamecave679
    @emeraldgamecave679 8 месяцев назад +38

    I literally choked on my sandwich at that jellyroll impression, so good lol

  • @shikochin4962
    @shikochin4962 7 месяцев назад +31

    I am standing in a IKEA cue with my earphones and laughing hard on this episode.😂

  • @thebadguy5134
    @thebadguy5134 5 месяцев назад +1

    The best storytellers in comedy that play off of each other because they are legit friends. Always love when you two get together!!!

  • @Martieeen
    @Martieeen 8 месяцев назад +92

    23:15 michael Jackson tea is craaazzzy LMAOOOO🤣😂

    • @himoragenma6416
      @himoragenma6416 8 месяцев назад +3

      EXACTLY!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 8 месяцев назад +1

      That Rohypnol sleepytime tea

  • @edgarelflaco17
    @edgarelflaco17 8 месяцев назад +41

    Opening with a jelly roll impersonation is crazy😂😂😂

  • @angelalaplante1451
    @angelalaplante1451 7 месяцев назад +68

    im going through withdrawals off psych meds and this is the first time ive laughed so hard in a week. truly a mf christmas miracle 😂

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 7 месяцев назад +3

      Why’d you have to take psych meds?

    • @gretchenisasquirrel
      @gretchenisasquirrel 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hang in there

    • @braindisorder5043
      @braindisorder5043 7 месяцев назад

      Why you idiots take those at the first place? Its not a secret they dont help you at all..

    • @courtneycourtney8720
      @courtneycourtney8720 7 месяцев назад +2

      I’m right there with ya , it’s sucking the life out of me , but this episode made me laugh and I needed that. Best wishes to you and your recovery

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 7 месяцев назад

      @@courtneycourtney8720 your hair looks so healthy and beautiful!

  • @brycearceneaux9685
    @brycearceneaux9685 2 месяца назад +2

    “When I’m at restaurant and I see swollen ankles I gotta go, I’m on the plane tomorrow”😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @westonbfeatherin8741
    @westonbfeatherin8741 7 месяцев назад +22

    "They'll hold ya down, and f___ to death" This is why I love this duo

  • @chadcoop9638
    @chadcoop9638 8 месяцев назад +24

    This is the guest the world needed on this past weekend!!!!

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 8 месяцев назад +57

    Theo really just said Buffets are like the onlyfans of the dinner community. 😂

  • @Bryponce23
    @Bryponce23 6 месяцев назад +4

    Theo deserves every good thing that's coming to him.

  • @wisebandit757
    @wisebandit757 8 месяцев назад +33

    theo von - i mean he could still enjoy Christmas! That fucking got me

    • @DarthSeanious
      @DarthSeanious 7 месяцев назад +3

      But his mouth was always wet

  • @BDZ69
    @BDZ69 8 месяцев назад +117

    That jelly impression was spot on💀😂😂

  • @dtew4928
    @dtew4928 7 месяцев назад +47

    “This guy would get everything, he was a real susceptible fella” - Theo Von

  • @DeepF-r5g
    @DeepF-r5g 4 месяца назад +3

    Listening to Joey makes me want to drink a bottle of water on his behalf

  • @ZenithHeptone1109
    @ZenithHeptone1109 7 месяцев назад +62

    "like Punxsutawney Phil...8 more weeks of 8 ball"
    Shakespeare.

  • @mluz1916
    @mluz1916 7 месяцев назад +4

    Theo gives me so much warmth he bring a familiarity of a friend that lost himself and is no longer here, it's ironic he would tell me he wanted to be a comedian he brought so much joy to everyone around him but unable to find that joy himself. Theo is great, i truly do believe comedians are angels placed here they can make a whole room laugh and fill it with joy.

  • @pawznplay2772
    @pawznplay2772 8 месяцев назад +19

    """ awwww that fkn 20:51 little walkie-talkie""" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Then does a PERFECT impression of "Lee" ! 🤣

  • @Tracy_grimm
    @Tracy_grimm 7 месяцев назад +1

    The mom part really brought out Joeys love for his mother. He was so concerned

  • @Hialeah1925
    @Hialeah1925 7 месяцев назад +16

    “Oh yeah… and he had the coke bottle or whatever.” 😂😂😂 Theo was thinking of the bushman from the “The Gods must be crazy.”

  • @wangzwangz9173
    @wangzwangz9173 8 месяцев назад +37

    "Like punxsutawney phil - 8 more weeks of 8 ball" loooooooooool

  • @bigpancho22
    @bigpancho22 7 месяцев назад +17

    " you can OD on the sunset there..its a beautiful area " hilarious 😂

  • @VuhrdicT
    @VuhrdicT Месяц назад

    These two are great together. Also I love how you can just tell by the way Theo talks to and laughs at joeys jokes and gets a little more excited when Joey laughs at his jokes, he forsure looks up to Joey and doesn’t care to show his appreciation for him.