The Church Of What's Happening Now
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2017
- Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 08/22/2017.
4 years later this podcast got me through my weekend shift
😂I be thinking 💭 the same thing! 💯!
That’s depressing
Literally on break at work right now listening 😅
Me too
@@josiffexplosiff1 capitalism is depressing. this podcast makes it tolerable
Wearing headphones listening to this is stupendous… heavy breathing throughout the whole podcast 🤣🤣
Glad im not the only person who noticed lmao
The water bottle plastic crinkle noise followed by the gasp for air tremendous
I love it
I revisit these podcasts all the time while waiting for the new Joint episodes. This is timeless entertainment
I listen to these podcast at work all day
Greasemonkey MBZ what do you work as? Sounds like a trip if you can listen to podcasts all day.
Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.
Find a nice shelf stocking/warehouse job, get a vaporizer pen, download the Church // Profit
Black Fragments Landscaping right now. Life is perfect.
It keeps me moving through my shitty factory job
I love Lee's little inputs LMFAO "Stop saying that" while dying kills me
1:41:45 joey calls Bert "Burnt chystler!" 😂🤣💀
This gets me every time I read this comment 😂😂
This is so funny because recently an announcer said his name wrong like 3 x 😂 lol
Joey mispronounces everything, even his own name
This has become one of the best podcasts out there. Every family needs a guy like him that keeps it real and can teach you about real life.
and about blowing your load on tittays and getting a gram to have fun
lee "the future is audio" syatt
Christopher Joseph the prophet
Im listening while working, makes my day bro..
Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.
Still makes my day at work
I do the same! I realized yesterday I listened to uncle Joey for 9 hours straight.
Podcasts are what get me through my day unless I’m working with really awesome people.
Same
when joey said "ya know bert there are some people in this world that think a pool jump is a shower" i laughed cuz segura made a big deal on their podcasts cuz bert does exactly that.
That part was killer! I think Tommy should show him that clip!!
I cracked up when Joey said johnfruciante35 was a ball sucker. I knew he was talking about you cuzzin how's life treating you
😊😊
How can one hear a story on two separate occasions and still laugh uncontrollably. Uncle Joey is the most genuine hilarious human being in this Earth. #itschangingflavors
"He cant even go to the bathroom with out yelpin"😂😂😂
lee's sigh at 14:21 is gold!
14:20 Joey's such a good story teller he had Lee straight nuttin 😂
Good lord😂😂
He does that a lot ahahaha
Hahah😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣
Joey ur the dad i never had sir.
"Take that little bat out" haha haha... i like it, and I'm using it.
joeys stories , berts upbeat attitude , lee trying to stay alive whilst seeing the devil, perfection !Big fan from Scotland, you guys r massive here! 🏴
"Are you fucking kidding me or what...this is when black people were black people" 😂😂😂
I feel like alot would agree.
I Dont have to explain shiieet sonny.
*You're
lol whats the time stamp for when they said that?
APE MAN I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid but I like it
APE MAN Beethoven had his critics too, see if you can name three of them
Great episode!! I love the story about Ralphie crushing the chairs in Berts backyard lol .. Joey laughing had me dying!!
"U kno wut Lee, in 1985..."
Lemme tell ya something back den
I’ll never forget
I read this as he LITERALLY was saying, "YOU kno wut, Lee, in 1991..."
In biulda.... When my mother died. ....one time I owed 49 thousand
@@wes4619 ĺ
Best part every time is Joey fabreezing the room 😂😂
This is one of the best all time Church podcasts and I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views.
"How do you like to be treated when going to a restraunt" - Joey
"Well i like to be served" - Bert
"No" - Joey
Silence for 2 minutes.... HAHAHAHAH
@2:10:24 "Dawg, it was like a meteor hit one of those Chinese villages!" LMAOOOOO!!!!!!
Im 98% sure that Joey and Lee are an instance of Rick and Morty
moasto02 spot FUCKING on
Know you saying too much 🤫
Pickle Joey!
"Puerto Rican shower" -Joey 😂😂😂😂
How Bert can’t keep a secret and talks about how his girl is having cycles and Joey responds with “I don’t wanna hear that shit” in a calm matter 😂😂😂😂😂
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I lost all respect for Bert after the Ari incident
@@tomtucker4157 what happened?
@@texasman1409 basically Ari made fun of his 14 year old daughter, saying that's she has fucked up teeth. He then refused to apologized until later he "apologized" which was just him defending himself by saying that it's a joke and they shouldn't have been offended. Then when they both patched that situation up, Bert invites him over to bury the hatchet to eat with his family and make a podcast. However, Ari thought that I would be funny to spike Bert with molly inside of his house with his kids. Ari then proceeded to defend himself on why spiking yours friends are a good and fun thing until literally everyone he knew was calling his a psychopath for not admitting he was wrong for it, only then did he apologized. After spiking his drink and making fun of his daughter, Bert proceeded to defend Ari from all scrutiny of what he did and that just pissed me off. I understand forgiving for getting spiked because your involved. But how you gonna forgive a guy that shit talking your kid daughter
@@tomtucker4157 have you ever done something wrong in the past and are not the same person anymore? you dont want anyone to judge you for your past actions, do you? he said sorry and moved on. People change
Bert literally turned into the goof who showers on his pool Joey was takin about 😂😂
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Same thing I thought right when I heard lol
Just listening to this again it's 2021 my mom just passed away and I'm having a hard hard time with it so anyway out there if you want to show some love just give me a thumbs-up or leave a comment
lost mine 4 years ago brother i know how you feel. stay strong man, she’s watching from above.
How you doin these days man
Hey Man, ALL the love and peace in your life, Hope you doing better and strong, this last year was hard for me but we got to keep going
that ralfie may story had me crying from laughter!!! lmaooo!!!!
Peterson, Rogan, Diaz and, Tyson got me to do more for myself in these past 6 months than I ever did in 45 years living. My big bros.
Gratitude 111 baby!
One Love, Moody Red ❤
2:40 - 3:15
Is some of the best natural adlibs ive ever heard. Belongs on GTA radio.
Berts "oh yeah" is timed perfectly, Joey's smokey voice contrasts nicely.
10/10 snippet.
Such a vibe
@@Bobbbby23448 Kick that mule Lee
Bert literally is one of those people who jumps in a pool to get clean
Hes such a Mook he wouldn't even cop to it to joey
The chlorine is like soap
I never heard someone with so many life stories, he literally spent 40 years living and now is spending another 30 just telling all his stories
and he is from North Bergen NJ imagine if he was from Jersey City NJ the stories would be endless & way more dramatic
@@thebiggusdonnus8453 dead.
True that
@@2stroketyson79they basically are endless already. But I get what you are eluding to
@Greatbig Swinging8-D Sad face.
I haven't started watching yet, but I love everything with Bert because he is just so happy to be alive.
Joey knows how to start a pod, love to love….what an anthem jeeeeeez
What's the song
Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby
Kreischer - i cant turn this boat around i dont know how to turn this boat around
Kodak Black - Lemme Drive the boat!!
A goal with my RUclips channel is to grow big enough to do a video with Joey where we talk movies and watch clips. Love it!
I love the idea of him on the service he wants to do on calling people. I LOVE IT!!
Joey has the most wheeziest laugh I've ever heard in my life jesus christ lmao.
Man I think Lee and all his reactions to Joey gave The Church its Patwah
The Squeels, the OMG's
EPIC LEE SYATT
I agree with Bert about Joey's story telling. I will also say that podcasting has made it much better over the years. In the beginning, his stories were the funny part, but now he can make average stories funny.
Joey drinking water has to be the worst sound on youtube
Ya mutha
😂😂😂😂😂every time I hear it I cringe
The chewing is even worse.
He drinks so much it annoys me
Joey "It's 2018"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah
bruh those stars have uncle joey in the future xD
Rach C breh lol
You I was as fuck when I watched this I really thought it was 2018
Gary Kendall You were as fuck? You mean ass fucked?
Uncle Joey.....I got the message....I really needed to hear that from you. I was laid off from work. Lost firends and family and development a cocaine addiction from my depression. When it comes down to it it's my fault and it's time to get out to the world again. Appreciate you man
Is it me or did the little Christ killer finally add a compressor to the audio?
I love you so much Joey ! ♥️
At 2:07:41 is when they start telling Ralphie May stories. #RIPRalphieMay
You sir are awesome for timestamping this story. I always show people this story that has never heard of any of these guys and they immediately have new fans.
Cheers
Thanks Lee & Joey!!! I live for your podcast's. If you stop... I die.....
RIP Ralphie May
Ralphie was the truth man.by far my favorite episodes
Hurst Olds442 crazy how it was less than 2 weeks not even a month
5 years later and Joey is still motivational as hell
17:50 - hahahaha 😂 That's so funny because years later Bert does this! Jumps in the pool and thinks it's as good as a shower. The one time he said he hadn't been in an actual shower for like a month
I was thinking the same thing! I lost it lol!
Bert and joey podcast are tremendous.
Joeys lungs sound like they are struggling to get air man
Clint Skelton all that coke
damn i love this guy. I can listen to him for hours on end. He feels like a real Legit uncle to me.
Hard work dedication commitment 💯 tremendous
Intro song - Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby
2:09:55 almost died from laughter
TheBreadGuy the funniest shit ever 😂
Joey's laugh sounds like a car stalling out😂
watching in 2021!
I love how Bert avoided the pool shower.
“Christ killer” always has me in stitches
lee’s moan at 14:21 😭😭😭😭😭
Ik I was dying like why the fuck did he moan🤣😭😭
One of my favorite podcast episodes, Bert and Joey🙌🏻🔥
Yeah thank God for uncle Joey 💯
What’s the song at the start of this pod
Love to love you baby- Donna Summer
I'd really like to see a top 10 movie podcast from Joey.
Joey Diaz, hands down, is the funniest guy ever... Tremendously underrated.
joey is the only person that i enjoy listening to their ads!!! lol that lending tree ad tho i can tell joey used to sell cars 🤣 hell yeah!
14:20 wtf is that sound that lee is produceing😂
Been waiting on the video for days
Rick Gutierrez fuck RUclips use vimeo it's up there way earlier. Plus RUclips censors.
Ant D I didnt know it was on Vimeo. I'll have to look over there for the next one.
A.M. Borbón hahaha. Maybe I wont look over there 😂
Rick Gutierrez player is fine and it was up 4 days ago
this guy gets it
These old episodes take me back
It's because they're old.
joey Diaz sir !!!!
you give me so much life !!!! lmao😂😂😂
"STAY BLACK"
I love you bunches! !!!
That Julius Erving comment was the funniest shit I've heard in a minute
Everytime I hear Joey read the obligatory advertising for the companies that sponsor his show, I've come to one conclusion
If Joe decided to give up comedy and become the face of a company in order to boost their brand and increase sales, that company would become the wealthiest and most powerful company on earth.
I appreciate the balance you bring to the argument.
Poet. Artist. Philosopher. A lot of a little and a little of a lot.
I do make music though for sure. Come over to my page and check out 'awake'
"wealthiest and most powerful company on earth"
talk to me when you graduate middle school little man, you've got alot to learn
He reads like a momo but that’s my goomba
Lee saying things like "uhohh" "noo 😰" "ahh geez" always kills me lmao he's genuinely worried
Joey: there are some people that think a pool is a shower.
Bert: 😬
Joeys laugh 2:11:10-2:11:30, fuckin' hilarious 😂
17:57
Burnt's laugh when he realizes Joey is describing him 😂
God do I miss the church.
The greatest comedy podcast. Uncle Joey is the best at storytelling. Long live Uncle Joey. Salute 🫡
where do I go to give Joey my phone number? What a life changing experience getting a call from Uncle Joey every morning. OMGosh my birthday is in a few days I'm paying Joey for the next year.
Lol about time lee uploaded this, fuck !
Give the man a few days to recover from the hundreds of milligrams of THC Uncle Joey is always throwing down his gullet.
ive never laughed harder watching a podcast
I've seen this episode a thousand times
"Because you know me, I was Johnny Mafia"...lol Joe wishes he was an Italian made man so damn bad. Love you Uncle Joey but damn haha
UFC Armchair Cornerman no he doesn’t u momo every one wants to be a wiseguy
@@moep.8578 yeah this guys a fucking momo for sure
Burnt Chrysler
...and my favourite Christ killer.
#BurntIsFat
Blunt Crystal
I have only met one other person with the same birthday as me, it's crazy that Joey Diaz does as well
6 year old podcast and it's still Tremendous
How many days ago was this live? Smh lee
Go on vimeo and look for joey diaz they upload it like the day after always. Its pretty clutch. I basically watched half on vimeo and finishing half now
what about the Rudy Sarzo episode it's not even on iTunes
Lee is crazy, hes half dead on edibles most of the time probably forgets lol
Major Sr. joey likes the videos to be released at certain times on certain days that typically get him more clicks
never fails. Lee and Joey continue to eat stars while not giving a fuck.
while people still complain about audio, upload time etc....
#zerofucksgiven #starsofdeath #FLYINGJEW
(After the story about Ralph falling onto Bert's lawnchairs)
Joey: "Listen, you cannot laugh at your friends, but-"
Lee: "What are you talking about?!?!"
Lee was very quick with that lmao! After all the torture Joey has put Lee through 😂
BIG shout out to one of my comic Gods RICHARD PRYOR, no one was a better comedic story teller than him. As a kid, we would sit around the front porch and listen to his records. My friend's older brother had all his record albums...man, we wore them things out. Pryor inspired so many comics. I have all his records now and his cd box set...timeless material that always make you smile.Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby....all great storytellers. Thank you JD for saluting Richard Pryor
I've watched this episode a million times 😅
2:10:00-2:11:00 best laugh ever
The Church of What's Happening Now #510 - "Mouth Breathing"
🔥♥ Love how Joey dances on his chair :) giggles
Great idea Joey!
Joey is the Campbell's' soup of podcasts. Props to Bart Chrystler. Preach historiography. Edit : Lee adjunct.
Rip Ralphy may, I feel bad I Just got put onto his comedy and he’s amazing wish I could have seen him in action 💯☹️
💥Bam-Bam-Bam-Crash-Wallop💥Ralphie ending up in Berts daughters dolls house
Joey: "We had to pick him up😏 That's no picnic."
🤣🤣🤣
5yrs old entertainment and knowledge. Love the story about work being your party. Let work be your party….not drinking or smoking, but work. Thought that was good advice👍