Bertcast # 279 - Joey Diaz & ME
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2024
- I sit down in the mancave with Joey "Coco" Diaz to talk about the LA marathon that I completed the day before, the best airport food spots, flying, Joeys old job, doing spots, and more!
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I got really high when watching this and for a few minutes I thought I was breathing so hard it was cutting past the earbuds, but it was uncle joey.
Underrated 😭😭
Bs
AH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got the weed that killed Stephen hawking.
-joey Diaz
Shane Jones “Stephen Hawkins”
Shane Jones just heard that wtf 😂😂😂
Shane Jones I lost my mind when I heard that.
Listening to these two guys talk about exercising is hilarious. Joey can’t even breathe sitting down. 😅
Exactly. Hahaha. Facts don't trouble these podcast types much
These two are serial liars but Joe Rogan too much of a weakling to give them the Mencia treatment they each deserve.
Meh doubt either will make it to 2030 anyway I guess
"Xanax and an edible, thats the combo bambo... thatsss the combo bombo" hahahahha classic
I love Joey and Bert's shows. Bert has the perfect mellow personality and he let's Joey shine to the fullest, and doesn't cut him off like other people do
What`s super funny is Tom does the same on 2 bears 1 cave. Just let`s Bert talk LOL
Uncle Joey has the unique ability to wear a pair of bluejeans and a shirt, yet it still looks like sweatpants and a sweatshirt.
Jesus Touched My Junk so true ha that made me laugh out loud
Me too. Truly a gift.
Hahaha! I didn't even clock the jeans until I seen this comment!
yo... I been watching this podcast for twenty fkn minutes and didn't notice it was a shirt n pants till I read this..... Absolutely tremendous.
That's so true LMFAO
Uncle Joey: We would dip joints in formaldehyde.
Bert: We used to put toothpaste on cigarettes.
Not the same as WET
Don't smoke fermeldahyde because its just slang for pcp wet dips
"I liked going into the unknown not knowing"- Joey Diaz, 2018
Forrest Miller that's right up there with Joanna's "the boogeywoman is coming for you and you don't know what's coming" bitch you just told her what's coming--the boogeywoman is coming you just... Nevermind
Fucking legend. 2018 was a good year
2018 was the year I FOUND uncle Joey and GOD WAS 2018 A RIDE!!!
Joey stays breathing heavy in mic's lol every podcast
Breathing Champ
God Bless Uncle Joey.
He's a big dude lol those classic flem lung-smacks to 😂
It's that or you can't hear him. He never gets close to the mic when speaking.
20 years on the mic he should have that down
Hes stoned to the gills jack
Joeys face from 7:20 on he looks like he's taking his last breathes....priceless 😅😅
Just to add some input if anyone is interested in the swiss kriss. Its the Ali Siddiq episode #558. Towards the end of the episode at minute 1:16:18. "Four pills the first week then two the next week and take at night".
wrong time stamp =/
1:06:09
only Joey Diaz can make a trip to the juicery sound like a scene from Goodfellas.
😊
TREMENDOUS!
Trap Daily FOCKIN TREMENDOUS!
Trap daily killing the uploads like a doctah!!
THEBROWNSTAIN who u think ur dealin with?! Lmao
Trap Daily with FUCKEN STEAKUMS!! Much love man 😂😂
Watching two fat fucks talk about exercising lol
I really hope Joey Diaz gets his own Netflix/HBO/Showtime special. Most anticipated special this year.
Uncle Joey you are the man!!!!! Looking good "Lean Machine" !
31:06 onwards, fucken hilarious. The look on Joeys face as he poses is priceless and the conversation following that was a crack up!
I like how joey has berts back. He's right: call them out Bert ! You ran a marathon dude that's crazy af!
Joey "Darth Vader is my Son" Diaz
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is much too much" - Joey Coco Diaz... lmfao classic quote
It’s his now
People will remember it as a Diaz quote
@@FentonTurnedIdiot bhhNguyen
Fmggbc no
Yuuuumunnyh
Anything that i like now, i think of joey saying "TREMENDOUS"
Bert is a genuine nice guy and it’s good to see a nice guy not finish last.
You know that saying comes from sex back in the day good guys always get they girl one first
love this episode because Joey is a genuine person.
Joey knows "Enduhfins" -Nike
Nobody is better at talking about their routines than Joey Diaz. He really drops knowledge and it is relaxing.
"When you smoke that formaldehyde..." jesus
Great cast!
Joey Diaz is becoming a true comedy legend.
He is
“What’s a raisin before it’s a rainsin?” “A grape?” “No a date” lmfao
This might be my favorite podcast of the year so far, across all the good ones!
As soon as you hear Joey breathe once that's all you hear the whole episode hahahaha fk sakes
@@mosthated2469 and here YOU are hahahahaha
Once they started talking about good food I missed Lee with the "ahhhh" sounds lol
Whoopdee doo! I can run 20 miles in my sleep...
while I'm dreaming.
Great podcast. Love both of these men. They're a gift to humanity.
This was great. Love these guys!!! So funny and real
Re-watching this podcast it's even better now but Bert's podcast have gotten better and better since this again guys thanks 👍🏾
Joey being classic joey, hes never going to change. thats the reason hes so loved, hes not faking. Bert is another kind of animal altogether. never would have figured him for a marathon runner. god bless you both. thanks for the laughs.
That was great! And congrats Bret on your marathon!!
Both you Gents are looking great. Keep it up guys, mad love for mad flavours
Watching in 2021 love these two joeys a treasure
get a better seat for guests bert
dominic d what 420 no really snap send me a link to the seat your think of
Bert Kreischer www.amazon.com/OSAKI-OS-3D-CYBER-Chair-Black/dp/B00G6UEDM4
Ya welcome!
Brendan Schaub Now we talkin'! 🔥
Vinny Tran 😂😂😂
Vinny Tran 😂😂😂
From where I’m from in Australia, our pharmacies do calendars and i love it, always on the fridge. It’s thoughtful. Doesn’t take much thought to make an impact
13:30 lmao @ Joey's face while breathing heavy af into the mic
Joey makes taking a flight sound so relaxig
Joey Diaz makes running errands sound like its a lot of fun. lol
He also makes robbing the people that call you friend like a sociopath and generally leaving a trail of lies, destruction and despair behind you sound hella fun.
Love Joey, everyone needs a Joey Diaz in there life!
We love you Uncle Joey and even you Berty Bert!!!!
Congrats on the marathon! Joey is the best on podcasts
Joeys breathing thooooo
Cameron Weaver yeah?? WTF Is going on with UJ??? HE NEED NOT SMOKE EVER AGAIN and go straight edible
It makes me want to go see him do stand up before it's too late.. I don't think he's got too much longer
Devin B stfu dont say that
Fred C he sounds worse than my 87 year old grandpa who has most of a pigs heart, one lung, and has been a bottle a day alcoholic for 40+ years. Just being realistic
Devin B do you often listen to him breathe into studio mics? It doesnt sound like COPD or anything.
Only 55 ?!?!?! Uncle Joey crazy ass stories came with a price, time ain't do u right unc get it together we can't lose u too. Uncle Joey a national treasure we needa preserve and protect him at all costs.
Joey really is a great friend. Definitely somebody you want in your corner.
As soon as I seen Joey's name on the newest bertcast I knew what I would be doing for the next hour and a half
Joey lookin skinny
Look at Bert. He’s looking great. Needs to lift with his cardio though
My mans breathing is tremendously bad now. Love joey want him to keep getting healthier.
That's the first thing I thought lol
That's because he's next to burnt who's fat as fuck! My main mommy Tommy aka the water champ aka personality champ aka fuck your Mickey Mantle gene! Much love and no hate. Machines within!
Pony the Bake God he's down to 285 he's getting healthier and healthier, he has been getting skinnier the past couple years but Ralphie May's death has inspired him to get in even better shape. He said it during the podcast. Glad to see him getting healthier he's one of my favorite comedians and I'm in no rush to loose Mad Flavor to the reaper, and the way he was heading in the past was going to have him have the same story as Ralphie... RIP Ralphie May 🤘
Heard you on Bennington's. Congrats on the marathon, Bert!
New to the machine world since the movie - just want to say good episode/ wild to hear pre pandyland action. And yo! Had no idea that's what gorilla biscuits was! Dayyyyyyum
Had to pause it after half an hour to go out a run 😂 I’m supposed to be doing a marathon in May and haven’t trained
Joey Diaz looking Tip Top Magoo! two of the most awesome dudes on Earth, great podcast!
Bert-1
Tommy no skates -0
I could listen to joey all day f****** long love his stories.
inspiring podcast guys. It lets me know I need to get my shit together.
YESSSSSSS CAN'T GET MUCH BETTER
Uncle Joey makes everything better. Everything. Better.
Love your cooking show Bert
I wish this was way longer, still loved it though.
joey looking alot slimmer than a couple years ago. Splendid
*GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY*
funnyguyhahahaha if you’re walking on ice, you might as well dance, haha good stuff
@funnyguyhahahaha fucking "tip top Magoo"
I hate it when garlic comgomilates in my stomach!
That shit had me dead
coagulates + conglomerates = comgomilates
Joey talking about people being in shape while sounding like he's out of breath every break between words is priceless lol
We'd love to see you in Albuquerque Bert!
“Philadelphia been there since 1776 Theyll be there 2019” Lmao Uncle Joey!!
I respect how much Bert trust and respects ma man Joey like a docktah
Bert is looking FIT! 🙌🏽
Keep running Bert. Looking good
“The weed that killed Stephen hawking “ lmfao
Lmao. Joey you sound like Darth Vader lol. You guys are both awesome. Keep up the great work you guys.
Good thing is says "& ME" in the title. I didn't know it was Bert's podcast being called Bertcast on the Bert Kreischer youtube channel
He's too deep, maannn
Uncle Joey is the only person Bert doesn't interrupt constantly
You two are amazing
Joey, "once that food " congamolates, and the endo-fins" kick-in, Like a Soldier!! He's DMan!
This intro reminds me of our high school football highlight film from 09
Joey I am really happy your changing your eating and living to better your health past few years of seeing you on various things your breathing was starting to worry a lot of us thank you for trying to stick around keep it up and if you can’t do it just have joe yell at you lol thanks from a fan
Joey looks and sounds great. Especially when he's out of breath just sitting down, breathing into the mic like he just ran a marathon
I can listen to Uncle Joey describe his daily routine for hours... As a matter of fact I just did.
Look at these two workout warriors!!!
“ like it did in the beginning “ 😂😂😂
Lookin good coco! Keep it up dawg!
Joey you look great! Keep it up!
My TWO FAVORITE TUBERS !!! COME ON BERT MAKE AN ATHA LAUGH.
I got a calendar from my mom this past christmas.
'*WHEEZE* ''alls you do, is you get those endifins'' *WHEEZE*
Joey Diaz is one of the greats!
Endofins... HAHAHAHAHA COCO!!
Can someone list all the knowledge that Joey dropped in this bertcast? !!
@40:16 this out of context is the best soundbyte/drop
I know if I was alive I've seen and known Joey diaz but it just seems like I'm dead and haven't seen him he is the man . Thank you .
Love this 💚
Joeys looking a lot better lately!
Uncle Joey breathing makes my asthma flame up
Quadriceps mushrooms haha
Gev Gev LMAO classic Joeyism
Cord dis seps
1:11:30 bert was right that formaldehyde dip is basically pcp without the ether. And they call it wet on the street along with other things.
not many podcasts that i can watch on youtube from beginning to end, but joey diaz always has interesting shit to say.
Hahahaa Joeys sound effects kill me 1:02:20 & 1:02:35
Honestly suprised theres no gigglee-ng aside from bert lol catching up on joey is so much harder than i expected, Don Diaz really runs the podcast game