The cuts from Bart talking about his mental illness into the betterhelp ads take me to the grave every time. Like damn, catching shade from post is wild
his shape/silhouette in the long shot is so convincingly feminine, it shook me! looks like he has mommy milkers and wearing a white dress/skirt, it shook me! Embrace the chance Bertie babe :)
Bart reminds me of my brother. My brother is fat and gay with a lil bit of the tism. He would always interrupt conversations with rude gay stuff. But we just dismissed him over time because he was special.
Nice MooMoo. Also, great job with Peruvian History. “Hey Tom, let me teach you about your heritage and a place that you went to every summer of your childhood.
@@Damitche024 you must not understand my sarcasm. Im pointing out the fact that him saying this weekly likely means that he certaintly DOES read the comments. Ta ta there.
@@neighborbruceman you must have the smallllllllest circle of whatever friends means to you to be on here THINKING your being clever😂😂😂😂😂 BETTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA
@@JP-dx8xt still trying to scrape together the 12 bucks. It's perfect,us poors prefer to pay a 120% mark up on dollar products that has Chinese screen print. Really hope it was child labor.
My friend had me join a roller hockey league years ago after his team was getting pushed around. I loved everything about hockey fights. I did some boxing too and I could take a punch, plus I was in great shape at the time. The first game I played he points out the aggressive guy and I fought him immediately. I knocked him out with one punch, which sounds great, but it was scary to be in. The guy was twice my age, a former Navy Seal, and he had man strength that I wasn't ready for at 19 years old. He rag-dolled me, throwing two punches that I could hear as they both barely brushed over my head. I then just decided I need to throw punches and hope for the best, so with my eyes closed and head down, I threw a lefty haymaker that landed on his chin and KO'd him. I was terrified of a potential rematch, but the season ended two days later and that guy then asked me to take his spot on offense for the fall season, because he was taking his goalie's spot. I couldn't say yes fast enough. I wanted to play, but I wanted nothing to do with him looking for revenge. I had 77 other fights in that league over two years and not one was anywhere near as scary as that first one. That Navy Seal guy ended up saving a guy who fell off of a boat (on land) at the Marina right next to our outdoor rink. He left the net mid-play and in full hockey goalie uniform saved the guy.
I still really love these two guys and always watch. All of you watch it religiously but complain. Stop watching if you sont like em. They are unapologetically themselves. I love em!
This podcast is Tom AND Bert. It's been going for a while now. Those of you in the comments incessantly complaining about Bert...don't watch it! YMH is every Wednesday and is also awesome. Have at it and stop complaining about the HOST of the show YOU chose to watch 🤣
Yes!! I don't understand hate-watching a show... It's quite sad. The Earthquake episode was boring as hell, so I just watched something else. Not every episode is gonna be a banger 🤷🏼♀️
Bro nobody is talking about the tension of the facetime with Gabby! Gabby shutting down Tom's attack on Bert and then giving the crew a side eyed death stare. WTF is going on with these two lately.
Tom is pathetic and unfunny. Most of his last stand up was crappy versions of conversations from this show. Maybe he will make some jokes again. Now he just shows videos if peoples pain without paying them.
it might've been more fun/relatable if we didn't know it came from one of the most narcissistic guys out there xD one thing is to be excited to share things with friends, another is to just constantly talk about yourself for the sole purpose of talking about yourself :))
Yes!!! I don't understand these people. I can only guess it's because they never worked hard to achieve their dreams, so they gotta put hate somewhere 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Anyone in the Navy SEAL atmosphere will tell you that it's always the one that don't have anything to prove that make it through BUDS. I feel like Sean would ring the bell
Bert DEFINITELY reads the comments! He still can’t figure out why he has no real friends that he doesn’t have pay to hang out. “You’re a sell out Bert. It’s not about good comedy for you…it’s about how much $$ you can squeeze from your fans selling T-shirts & vodka”.
U guys are aware of Bert’s persona and the way just about every single show is. But u come on expecting something different and get upset every time. Unless the upset comments are satire, everyone who comes in to these and gets upset is insane. The jokes on yall 90% of the time
I swear his hat got bigger every 10 minutes.
I laughed so hard at this comment!!
I saw the hat in the tiny thumbnail and I already hated it
The cut from bret stumbling over his words in to an ad for Babbel was masterful. Well done editors, solid joke.
😂
Hilarious, that's where I paused to comment and read this comment 🤪😎
The cuts from Bart talking about his mental illness into the betterhelp ads take me to the grave every time. Like damn, catching shade from post is wild
Okay, why is Bart wearing that dress?! What's happening? I'm only like 3 minutes in, will it be explained?!
@@andrewstein7926 I legit sat here for about two minutes trying to figure out when I said that before I realized you're a different account lol
I'm still convinced Tom is just a psychiatrist that was hired to watch & provide therapy to Bert
love this
American ultra style
Shutter Island style
Bert looks like the park ranger that steals picnic baskets instead of protecting them
🤣
Only you can prevent forest fires
Gold
If bert is cosplaying smokey, im all for the forest fires
🤣
Oh i didnt even realize. I thiught it was smokey as a guest appearance
Underrated
Bert is dressed like he's about to make gluten free cookies out of cricket flour and tell you that you can't taste the difference 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Russel Brandeal
Nailed it
Is cricket flour made from the insects homie
Underrated!
Bert was trapped in Pharrells closet right before this episode
Underrated comment 😂
Bert just interupted himself twice within the 1st 54 seconds
It’s like talking to a 6yr old
some might even say three times, honestly
Why watch the show if all you do is leave hate comments….
It's not hate to say Bert talks too much. It's just a fact. @@Youthoughtyouate-r7z
Old news who cares
Bert looks like a middle aged, mid-west, thrice divorced, now into crystals lady.
his shape/silhouette in the long shot is so convincingly feminine, it shook me! looks like he has mommy milkers and wearing a white dress/skirt, it shook me! Embrace the chance Bertie babe :)
Tom is a loyal man to still be on this pod.
Bert wearing LeeAnne’s shirt is priceless!!! 😂😂🤣
Who TF is Luanne?😂😂
@@dustingroom7440 LeeAnn* spell correct lol
Is Bart the only person to ever have ayahuasca and come out worse??
Historically … yes
Hahaha
Why watch the video if you don’t like them..
@@Youthoughtyouate-r7z I love them.. it’s only humor. We are crack jokes. It’s okay
@@DispassionateGodcastit shocks me how many people cant grasp this. There are some genuine complainers here, but mostly its all in good fun.
Hate for Brent's hat from Phoenix 🕶
Why is Bert dressed like one half of Florida Georgia Line?
This comment 👏🏼
Lol
Well he is from Florida and and that is quite literally one half of that line 😂
Currently shopping for the same dress...
Cuz he's the R word
He keeps saying "photo finish" like he understands the term. 😂😂😂
Filmed in April released late July
Not accurate
Another canned ep baby. Make those millions comics!
The only reason I like watching podcasts is because of it being current! Whats the point otherwise?
Bert looks like the guy on Dances with Wolves who brings Kevin Costner's character to the fort. "Put that in your book"
Bert wants us to believe he doesn't read the comments so badly. Maybe he'll believe his own lie if he keeps repeating it
Thought I'd give this podcast another shot and right off the bat it's Bert yapping nonstop dressed up as Smokey the Bear. I'm pro-forest fire now.
Can't unsee Smoky the Bear now 😂 damn you and your keen observation 😂
Yes but once Tom talks it all gets better
Nobody asked
Holy fuck...😂 "pro-forest fire"
Same man. Finished Your Moms House. Thought I would try this again after months. He is the worst.
Bert dressed like his level of intelligence.
Bert 1,000,000% reads the comments. He wouldn't talk about them all the time if he didn't.
100 percent
Aaa hundred % aaa hundred %
Long time listener, last time listener. Goodbye 2 bears!
Bret: Soft pitch... you give them Ellis - cut to commercial 🤣🤣🤣
Bert looks like he just broke out of the fucking Hospital
Is he in a dress?
He does look like he’s in a dress 😂🤠
Haters will hate. He looks fine and healthy to me.
We learned Bert doesn't know the definition of "photo finish"
Thanks to Juan Valdez for taking a break from counting coffee beans to come in for an eppy
Bart reminds me of my brother. My brother is fat and gay with a lil bit of the tism. He would always interrupt conversations with rude gay stuff. But we just dismissed him over time because he was special.
His shirt says "I'm poor in the seventeen hundreds" but his hat says "I'm rich and out of touch" quite the display of the duality of man.
Late Night
Come Home
Bert Sucks
I know
She left me Titos by the stairs
You guys gotta stop with the back log episodes. This would have been a hilarious Olympics episode with the opening. Two bears used to be great
Ya, it's so far out dated now. And they are not entertaining in any way.
Show me where it spits
The format should be topical for sure I'd love to hear the takes that are current
Idk, that dr phil and stay episodes slapped fam
They have to pre record they do not have the same schedule. I think I heard them say they will knock out 3 a week
Pass
Episode recap. --We're cool. Buy our shit. Ha ha, you are poor.
it’s almost like you don’t even watch the episodes lmao
@@thedreamachinee I'm not a rapist .
Your mom consented on camera.
this conversation is not linear
14:15 Bert bumbling through words with a hard cut to a Babble ad read was really good, booth boys.
Nice MooMoo. Also, great job with Peruvian History. “Hey Tom, let me teach you about your heritage and a place that you went to every summer of your childhood.
Bert cut himself off 3 different times, on about 4 different topic’s, within the first minute. Very impressive!!
When you have a podcast at 1 and you're robbing a train on horseback at 2
I love Bert’s dress😂
I hate, that in 2024 EVERYTHING is "wild"
Everyone complaining about the hat, but that shirt is horrendous too. It’s like when you allow your 4 year old to dress themselves 😂
BART is transitioning into a elderly Coachella goer
He looks like Sara Jessica Parker
Yeah I have ten year old blown out shirts that fit more snug than that thing 😂
😂😂😂 i swear. I almost unsubed. I fuhkin still might
"Morbidly Hilarious" should be the name of toms algorithm
One of the two last good podcasts left on this channel. Thank God Bert keeps Tom grounded to reality a little bit.
Bert letting us know once again that he DOES NOT read his comments! 😤
You must be new here
U mad bro
so business as usual?
@@Damitche024 you must not understand my sarcasm.
Im pointing out the fact that him saying this weekly likely means that he certaintly DOES read the comments.
Ta ta there.
@@neighborbruceman you must have the smallllllllest circle of whatever friends means to you to be on here THINKING your being clever😂😂😂😂😂 BETTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA
Can't wait to meet you both again! Two weeks baby! Meet and greet in Orlando
Bart being obsessed with lower to middle class moms making dinner is a true peak at his psychosis
My algorithm is Joe Rogan and Bert,Tom,Joey,Theo,Tony,and Harlan always come up! Props to all the podgods
Poor here....reporting to do my part so tom can continue his undeserving lifestyle.
Don't forget your washcloth!
@@JP-dx8xt still trying to scrape together the 12 bucks. It's perfect,us poors prefer to pay a 120% mark up on dollar products that has Chinese screen print. Really hope it was child labor.
Good. Now go get a job.
@@polisheagle1858 on the clock as we speak. Need the free Wi-Fi
Burt has multiple successful podcasts, yet cant understand how some women are making money putting videos online. It's stunning.
QUICK chuckle alert 14:14
bret was watching crocodile Dundee this weekend and thought, I wonder where i can get some of that.
Sweet this means Bad Friends will be out soon!
Bert looks like a chubby Chuck Norris on vacation 😂!
Bert's new perspective lasting for about 34 seconds.
Sooo accurate
I doubt his capacity to actually have one.
The noise floor in between Bert and Tom speaking is wild. You can hear a solid ticking sound.
Athletics is what the rest of the world call "track and field"
Tom saying no helmet I had to pull over I was laughing so hard 😂😂
I used to love Bert 😢 now I can’t fucking stand him 😩
He used to be one of my favorites. Now every time Brad is on a microphone it just feels like we've already heard it a hundred times
Idk I hear you but he did say "Saudi Arabia must have a great beach volleyball team, all their volleyball is beach volleyball".
And yet here you are
Totally agree. Hahahahahha.
Same
Berts obituary: I was thinking of sailing the Hawaiis....." He lived his dreams! 😂
End this travesty!
My friend had me join a roller hockey league years ago after his team was getting pushed around. I loved everything about hockey fights. I did some boxing too and I could take a punch, plus I was in great shape at the time. The first game I played he points out the aggressive guy and I fought him immediately. I knocked him out with one punch, which sounds great, but it was scary to be in. The guy was twice my age, a former Navy Seal, and he had man strength that I wasn't ready for at 19 years old. He rag-dolled me, throwing two punches that I could hear as they both barely brushed over my head. I then just decided I need to throw punches and hope for the best, so with my eyes closed and head down, I threw a lefty haymaker that landed on his chin and KO'd him. I was terrified of a potential rematch, but the season ended two days later and that guy then asked me to take his spot on offense for the fall season, because he was taking his goalie's spot. I couldn't say yes fast enough. I wanted to play, but I wanted nothing to do with him looking for revenge. I had 77 other fights in that league over two years and not one was anywhere near as scary as that first one. That Navy Seal guy ended up saving a guy who fell off of a boat (on land) at the Marina right next to our outdoor rink. He left the net mid-play and in full hockey goalie uniform saved the guy.
I come here for the comments lmao!
I still really love these two guys and always watch. All of you watch it religiously but complain. Stop watching if you sont like em. They are unapologetically themselves. I love em!
Bert: my algorithm is middle class wives making dinner for there families
TOM: I HAVE ASSASSINATIONS 😊
What a unique treasure this podcast is😂
Skipped 6 weeks of 2b1c and clearly didn't miss much
This podcast is Tom AND Bert. It's been going for a while now. Those of you in the comments incessantly complaining about Bert...don't watch it! YMH is every Wednesday and is also awesome. Have at it and stop complaining about the HOST of the show YOU chose to watch 🤣
Yes!! I don't understand hate-watching a show... It's quite sad. The Earthquake episode was boring as hell, so I just watched something else. Not every episode is gonna be a banger 🤷🏼♀️
I’m feeling better about Bert these days. As long as he refrains from talking exclusively about himself, I think he’s got a road back.
Bert has reached the point of douchebag where he wears that hat and its not part of a costume lol next step will be leather bracelets
Really is a special kind of D. Bag
That would look awesome
Exactly!
Bert sprinting 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He may have to plastic wrap that gut to stop the speed wobble.
How many more episodes can they still crank out I wonder
Bro nobody is talking about the tension of the facetime with Gabby!
Gabby shutting down Tom's attack on Bert and then giving the crew a side eyed death stare. WTF is going on with these two lately.
Bert looks like an extra on Jellystone😂
Bert not knowing what photo finish means and saying it over and over
Bert looking like he's going to start a cult
Love the babble ad jammed into the most interesting part of the episode
This show is still on? Wow lol
Ya weird right. They only get 4 or 500k watching each week.. more like wow the tonight show is still on.
"Where did Beorn come from?". Hahaha😂
This show is still on ???
You're still coming to comment stupidity.
Unfortunately.
I have no idea what everyone’s talking about. I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Good job Bert & Tom👍🏼
Tom’s so frustrated being tethered to Bart they’ve now dropped these to under an hour. 😂
Did it to himself, he knew who he was
Tom is pathetic and unfunny.
Most of his last stand up was crappy versions of conversations from this show.
Maybe he will make some jokes again. Now he just shows videos if peoples pain without paying them.
All podcasts slowly get more and more complacent aka shorter and shorter...less and less effort
@@TonyMarselle how most of the industry sounds
Tethered? Does Bart have leverage over Tom or something
Bert in a camisole is beyond hysterical and the hat just seals the deal with crocodile dummy
yall dont understand Bert is excited to see is friend and trying to tell him everything thats happened to him in the last week
it might've been more fun/relatable if we didn't know it came from one of the most narcissistic guys out there xD one thing is to be excited to share things with friends, another is to just constantly talk about yourself for the sole purpose of talking about yourself :))
14:16 is a hilarious way to Segway to an ad. Well put
I hate that I hate them now
Table tennis stays but not speed climbing wtf?
WTF is Bert wearing??? Jesus get up?? I'm so confused.
If Jesus’s never left the last supper
He gives us off “ OC housewive” energy
Bert dressed like he’s in an Austin sex cult
Bert getting ready for fall season and PSLs. You go girl!
All the Bart comments are getting more annoying than some of the episodes themselves. Listen or don’t. No one cares especially them, that Bird is Bret
Mad respect for Tim’s unconditional love and respect for his best friend
So many haters who achieved nothing but watching a man live his dream.
OMG THANK YOU. So many baby's. On the comments
Yes!!! I don't understand these people. I can only guess it's because they never worked hard to achieve their dreams, so they gotta put hate somewhere 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Tom consistent as usual and bert back in action and way calmer than recent episodes
Bort acts like a 15 yr old girl trying too hard to make friends.
Vodka across the globe 💜
Bert is in the Diddy files. Even Garth knows that.
My grandma helped build a village in Peru over the last like 15 years. I haven’t personally been but she documents everything. So beautiful there
Only 55 minutes? I literally have nothing better to do on Mondays. You owe me about 20 minutes, which I'll now have to spend with family! 😡
Anyone in the Navy SEAL atmosphere will tell you that it's always the one that don't have anything to prove that make it through BUDS. I feel like Sean would ring the bell
Bert DEFINITELY reads the comments!
He still can’t figure out why he has no real friends that he doesn’t have pay to hang out. “You’re a sell out Bert. It’s not about good comedy for you…it’s about how much $$ you can squeeze from your fans selling T-shirts & vodka”.
🙄🙄
The ad for Babbel was timed so perfectly😂😂😂😂
3 subject changes and an interruption in the first 15 seconds. I'm done.
Hate from Boston
U guys are aware of Bert’s persona and the way just about every single show is. But u come on expecting something different and get upset every time. Unless the upset comments are satire, everyone who comes in to these and gets upset is insane. The jokes on yall 90% of the time
@@kylemix3249 my hate comment was for @poolshark’s remark