Something's Burning S1 E01: Taco Tuesday with Theo Von and Andrew Santino
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
- From the season 1 vault... I show Theo Von and Andrew Santino how to make Fry Bread Tacos. Season 1 is coming BACK every other Tuesday with NEW episodes the other weeks.
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SEASON 1 IS BACK BABY!!! Every other Tuesday we'll be releasing an episode from the vault...who do you want to see next?
Bert verse Joe list on taste buds!!! Pizza vs Thai! Let’s go! This will be close I bet!
donald trump
its about time
Donnell
The fact they all got removed and you replaced it with episodes like Meghan Trainor and Chad and JT is the biggest slap
You know you realize how weird everything is when Theo is clearly the most normal
This episode is like a 3 year old babysitting two 2 year olds and I have no idea who’s who.
Bro that’s a fact 😂😂😂
Not according to that whipped cream can.
best moment 31:51
"you know you realize" is even weirder
Theo still caring about the staff is dope, saying look at all the people we’re gonna feed. My guy.
Kinda torturous for the crew to not be rewarded with food in my opinion
@@Itsalexusblackyou gotta be a snowflake if you think that even background characters deserve to be respected at the same level as the main characters. You tryina make the background peeps sound weaker than they are. We really don't need you millennials in these people's career
Uh...? @@Itsalexusblack
@@Itsalexusblack yeah get paid to produce and record video and audio. Real painful
@@therookie8895yeah, they get paid but do they get fed ? The payment is at the end, everyone eats at different times and in different quantities. Pretty fucked up to think that “oh they get paid in 2 weeks so what if they eat today fuck their breaks”. Psycho.
When Andrew aggressively slaps and swears at the dough and the look Theo gives is perfect and so relatable
It’s my favorite part 😂 Theo is the best
What about it
As the youngest of three brothers, this is EXACTLY what doing anything together is like. Bert is the oldest, he's in charge and acts like he knows what hes doing but no one is really sure if he should be. Andrew is the middle brother, doing the grunt work but nailing it. Theo is the little brother, fucking with everything and almost getting everyone hurt.
Theo is the one that can cook
Well, he can cook bald eagle. lol@@samanthabogen9639
Bert hurt himself without any help 😂😂😂
Gotta love Theo, for the past year he’s claimed to “be off porn” but it’s always as of a few days ago🤣
He’s always so full of shit.
This was filmed like 6 years ago.
It was a bit in his act at the time like most everything he/comedians talk about on podcasts.
@@DepthFromAboveI think he actually did quit watching porn or tried to it's a legit thing a lot of ex addicts do
That would be consistent with someone who's a true addict to keep quitting and relapsing 😁
It's fun seeing guests who don't need to bow down to Bert. Love how Theo and Santino just do not care. It's like watching a grown up sleepover.
Never seen anyone bow down to Bert… only reason I even watch these is for the other comedians. Bert sucks.
who bows down to Bert lol
They're are both infinitely better at comedy than bert will ever be
@alphasalazar2490 There are plenty of comedians who obviously kiss Bert's ass. He may be a fat dog molester but he is very rich and powerful in the industry. Laughing at his nonsense is a very useful way for a younger comedian to get ahead.
Its clearly not an adult sleep over if Berts there
When Andrew is explaining how he lost his virginity and the condom broke at 10:50, and Theo responds with "oh wow... pretty cool", the look Bert gives Theo is absolutely priceless 😂
That part had me dyung!! 😂 lol.
Friggin Theo would say some shit like that lmao
😂😂😂😂 I laughed soo hard when I saw Bert’s face 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao I had to rewind that part 8x 😂
That's why you need to listen instead of just waiting for your turn to talk.
Although, as someone with ADD, this happens
Hopefully you NOTICE that face and then go... oh s***, where was I just now and what did I do? But often, you're just running through thoughts without looking back. Or that's how it is for me anyway.🤷♀️
Edit: Okay, after rewatching I think Theo might've been responding to the first statement of... I traded a bottle of Captain Morgan for a hotel room... Oh wow, pretty cool...yeah
I do that shit too and people misunderstand me all the time.
“You gonna have 7 kids and never talk to the first 1?” 😂😂😂 if this isn’t scripted that is seriously such an impressive/underrated analogy lmao
When Bert wipes the plate on shirt the look Theo gives him is priceless.
i thought he pulled it out of his pants.. lmao i had the same look..
I had to pause it I laughed that hard
He was shocked 😂😂😂
It gets funnier the more you watch it
23:33
“Your like a drunk driver but in the kitchen “ literally crying 😂
"this guy would put cheese on his wife if she slept heavy" is a quote I'll forever have now😂
In not on
@@carponfishing967ikr... its his wife not a bet
-“The condom broke” (Andrew)
-“oh wow pretty Cool” (Theo)
Bert’s face is priceless lol
The way Theo looked around when Santino was smacking the dough killed me
Broooo. 😂😂 I came here to comment that.
That back away and stare were gold. 😂😂
Someone needs to meme that asap 😂
I miss bald Andrew santino 😔😔😔
😏
And his expression when Burt wiped the plate with his back fat
Bert being weirded out by Theo talking and Theo being weirded out by Andrew smacking that dough were the exact same energy.
That made this video 🤣💀
too funny man 🙈🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Theo being weirded out by Bert whipping the plate on his shirt
"imagine going home and having to cook by yourself", me watching this solo while eating my dinner. Thanks Theo
Do something about it ✌️🙂
18:56 Theo's reaction to Andrew smacking the dough 🤣🤣🤣
Bert wiping that plate with his back and Theos face afterwards was too good.
lol i made the same face before i noticed Theo
@@PurpleStrawbry kind of agreed lmmfao
🤣 bert is so nasty.
I re-watched it like 3 times. 🤣😆
I hope that’s clipped somewhere I need a quick snippet of that to keep it for moments 😂
At 18:50 when Theo was looking at Andrew when he was slapping the dough had me dead 😂😂😂😂 💀
Slapping the doe 😂😂😂 swing and a miss
@@jameskerr9666 lol I was in the mix 🍄when I was typing
LOL.. I was dying laughing
I would have looked askance at Andrew for that too
Sammmme😂
watched for theo. i love how he only had a wee bit, "i'm not a greedy strange person." lmao
Theo: “I’ve done enough anyway” my attitude towards life💀🤣
The look on Theos face when Bert dries the plate off on his back is priceless 😂 23:35
Facts
😂😂😂😂😂
I read this 30 seconds before it happened 😂
He ends up eating from that plate lol
😂😂😂
Theo and Santino are both like kids cooking with their dad while mom is out 😂
Hoooly shit that’s the best analogy I’ve ever heard about them 😂
I love that Andrew immediately picks up theos fantasy talk and counters perfectly 😂
He does this because he tries to shut Theo down. He knows people think Theo is leagues funnier and he tries to disprove it. Fails.
@@strangeimpulse2003 no bro LOL he was complimenting him
i dunno bruh he could be speaking facts, for all we know @@funamusic could be his grandma or daughter yfm
@@strangeimpulse2003lmao what Andrew is 10x funnier. Confused, wacky redneck is funny for about 5 min
@@strangeimpulse2003you read that somewhere? Or is this a trust me bro moment
"Put it under a lamp, make it open itself"😂😂😂
This is like watching two sons going over to their recently divorced Dad's house for the first time :)
Theo and Andrew need a podcast, even just one episode a month. Two drastically different types of improve. What a combo.
They’d end up on Rough and Rowdy or one of them will get sponsored by Dana White and the Nelkboys
Red and Mean with the Rat King
I agree I love their individual episodes they’ve done so far.
Just throw in Bobby Lee and you've got any of Theo's appearances on bad friends, good podcast for that combo. Both run in the same comedy circle so you can see them do some improve together.
There were moments tho where Theo looked at Andrew like he was too crazy/bizarre to understand 😅
Bert's face when Theo says "pretty cool" has me in absolute tears
Watching Theo makes me believe the world needs a little Theo. He needs to have at least one kid. He’d be such an adorable lil’ guy.
Theo can do NO WRONG. Seems like the guy that would really fun to hang with.
He said this guy would put cheese in his wife if she slept heavy 😂
“I got that secret in my mouth boy” is one of the funniest things Theo ever said
And they didn't even laugh at it lol how did they not catch that
You know theo has a next level imagination when out of fourteen lumps of poorly shaped indistinguishable bread he immediately knows he wants "this french hippie right here"
22:56
*"I got that secret in my mouth, boy." - Theo*
😂
When Andrew is spanking the dough 🤣 Theo’s funny death stare at Andrew …priceless
Currently hyperventilating whilst trying to type. Amazing.
Wish he would do that to me 😅
And then back at Bert and back to the side for his 🤔 😂
@@Emstensonn1hey you can just keep that in your head
I like how much Theo and Andrew had their hands in the work. Awesome 😂
Theo standing up on the bottom of his stool to lean over the counter & being so excited to help is the cutest thing ever 😭
I've seen cuter
I seriously replayed the moment 4 times
Theo at 23:41 had me dying for like 5 mins. Had to rewind I missed so much because of that
Hahahha same 🤣
same dude hahaha. how is no one talking about that
Theo is genuinely just a nice person. When he was almost going to call Bert fat or big guy when Bert almost burned the dough, but instead he stops and says "kind of thick guy" lol
Oh my gosh I need more of Santino and Theo... They are so f ing funny together complete opposite but it is comedic magic. Can watch them talk and hangout all day this ep was gold
Theo and Bobby are even better together.
They can both go on completely weird fictional tangent
Abolish Bobby.
Yup I remember this one. The thing the boys didn’t get with Theo- he was making bite size frybread on purpose so everyone else in the room could try it too if they wanted. I could see it from a mile away. I can tell the way he was checking on things he knows how to cook and ain’t no dummy.
The way he asked multiple times if other people in the room were going to eat it, and why not when they laughed at his question. He was so thoughtful.
That's so fukin sweet
we louisanians also caught that and that hwy 22 refrence
Yeah they kinda bullied him a bit. I can't unsee it after I watched it the first time
Also the some-per fi joke was smart af and flew over everyones head xD
0:01: 🔥 Theo and Bert discuss their comedy careers and share funny anecdotes.
4:27: 🍞 The hosts make Native American fry bread tacos and discuss their experiences with racism and dating.
8:58: 🍳 Two individuals discuss cooking and share personal anecdotes about losing their virginity.
13:46: 🍳 Two friends chat while cooking and discussing various topics including bison meat and their experiences in the military.
17:05: 🍕 Two people are making tacos and discussing their childhood.
21:10: 🍳 A group of people are cooking bison and having fun in the kitchen.
26:08: 🔥 Two friends cook together and enjoy spicy food, joking and laughing throughout the process.
31:27: 😂 The conversation involves jokes about spicy food, redheads, and unusual eating habits.
35:29: 🏋♂ The conversation revolves around waking up early, making the bed, and doing push-ups.
40:21: 🎉 The hosts wish each other a happy Veterans Day and discuss upcoming guests on the show.
Recap by Tammy AI
It's weird that you dissected this
Swear to god i was about to comment the same, but also kudos lol
@@trippy555sk8erPretty sure its a bot scripted to do this. Bots like this are all over Reddit that do helpful/random little things in the comments like fetch links, point out scammers, make haikus, download videos for you, provide stats, etc.
I wish I had this much free time honestly
Now we just need a recap of the recap, as the recap was tl:dr
18:58 Theo checking if Andrews lost his mind is a rare dynamic 😂😂😂
10:52 Bert's face after Theo says "pretty cool" was my medicine for the day
😂😂
💀
Same!
Theos delivery is so fuckin awesome. Hilarious
With people as easily entertained as you it’s no surprise Kreisher has a career. Proof people will eat any turd you tell them is a delicacy.
Andrew and Theo really mix well together. Will never get over Theo's brain and how he thinks, one of a kind
He did maybe 40 push ups. Mos def not 50
Santino mixes with almost anyone
i wish they did more together
I disagree, Santino cut him off a couple of times and it got awkward for a few seconds, if they had a show together it would not last as long as the king and the sting did
@@ecuahook69They were all cutting each other off lol. I think they could adapt to each other
This was and still the best episodes ever. The chemistry(As well, ZERO Chemistry) between these three is so watchable. It’s like any moment Andrew would’ve murdered Theo and Bert would just laugh. But they both enjoyed roasting Bert and they were 🤘
Never realised how comedy and ADHD go hand-in-hand until I watched this. Love it!
I love how they just discuss how long Bert could've lasted in the military and then he immediately nearly dies over the stove - sums it up pretty well lmao
Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What do they say? Eat like no one's watching?" "I.. I think it's dance" That delivery was great, couldn't stop laughing
It’s crazy because I read this as they said it
Santino chewing into the mic like a dog eating wet cat food really did it for me
Omfg I was trying to figure out who that was 🤢
This was the best episode!!! Omg Theo’s faces looking at Bert are hilarious! 🤣
This is by far the best episode of somethings burning so far.
It's old
bobby lee and chris delia is good too
@@JimNortonsAlcoholism so what ?
@@jordanperry8847it’s old hahahah
I agree best one yet!
Bert using his shirt to clean the plate and theos face is still the best lmao
This meeting of the minds is epic! This answered questions and my heart is full of joy for you and them. Quotes and lines that have been part of my life for decades. Thx Bert!
Ya'll are killing it! Love the repartee and witty interactions between you all. Very entertaining! Big props to Theo who is NOT drinking! You are the best Theo! Love everything about you! You inspire lots of people and I have mad respect for you!
20:18 Andrew telling Theo to be nice when Bert says his sister works at fox lmaoo
“ what do they say ? Eat like no one’s watching ?” “I think it’s dance” 😂😂😂
I laughed so ducking hard. Can you make more videos with them. This is the best trio. I'd tune into each episode
Andrew adding warm tap water, Bert wiping the plate on his shirt, Theo somehow functioning properly. 😂
22:50 "I got that secret in my mouth boy" Is my favorite line for the whole episode. The way Theo said it followed by the painful and awkward silence was perfection.
22:35 is for the full masterpiece
I have just got to that bit and I already knew it was going to be my favourite line :')
"no because the first one you had right away"....theo "yeah" a close second for me. He had that frybread..right away.
Theo automatically including the whole crew when deciding how much crisco he needs 💛
Legit one of the funnest dynamics I’ve watched in my life.
Great content!
You know your a southerner when you automatically expect to be cooking for everybody lol
Bert telling Theo how small his were and he just kept throwing them in was hilarious 😂
29:20 😂😂😂
“What do the say? Eat like no one’s watching?” - Bert
“…I think it’s Dance…” - Andrew
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH THE WHOLE FUCKING EXCHANGE AT 39:10
THEO: "JUST THE ONE HAND!!! WHY WOULD YOU USE BOTH HANDS?!?!!"
BERT: "I don't even know why you're wearing a shirt right now... fuck...
THEO: WHAT!?!!?!!?! ...................... WHY'D YOU FEEL IT WITH TWO HANDS??!?! DAMN, GUY... OH MY GOD, MAN!!!
This is pure chaos and I love it
I like how they cooked with him instead of just sitting there
How Theo isn't married is beyond me. I'd run my fingers through his hair until he never had nervous leg shakes again.
Omg😂
I don't know tho... Fingers running through the do might just give him the leg shakes.😉😆
@@LoddyDah yeah dude not only that I think he'd probably like small soft hands lmao
Cringe
@@johnstamos2205 tiny non offensive hands😄
LoL what the fuck!
I've watched this ep multiple times and still love it by far the best ep ever
“We’ll I’m not a greedy strange person” Theo lmao shots fired and couldn’t be more accurate
Theo definitely gets his stories from moments like 18:50, his expression says it all
Genuinely concerned 🤣
I love when Theo says “Well I’m not a greedy strange person” after 20 minutes of Andrew being an unfunny mean person. Beautiful burn 🔥
Theo, andrew and bobby are my favorite people to listen to. They're just so naturally funny. Especially Theo, he's hysterical
How is Bert Kreisher your favorite anything to listen to
@@pb6270they said Bobby, not Bert
@@pb6270it’s so nice to see the special needs community in Bert’s comments ❤️❤️❤️
Foreal, replace burt now lol
Theo and bert expressions to random things being said are making this show😂
"You're like a drunk driver but in a kitchen" 🤣🤣
the vibe that this video gives me is straight up a sleepover where you spur of the moment decide to make a dish and just have chaotic kitchen cooking time with your buddies
Did *not* realize this wasn't new but watching Santino, Theo, and Bert trying to cooperate in the kitchen is hilarious. I'm glad the show didn't stay on this level, but I'm so glad this exists!
Bart saying “Hello” was derailed by Theo for 3 minutes triggered by laughter.
Golden age of human interaction.
I'm so happy this was reuploaded
This video is probably the best example of what guys do when they hang out. All the random challenging, facts and side conversations lmao!
Man I was hoping this wasn’t a re upload
Bart can't handle the comments on the live chat
I was hoping it was a re-upload of deliah - lee, callen - schaub or Ray - williams.
I was going to say, Bert looks healthy in this.
@@gumborambo4540 that was my dead giveaway lol never really noticed the difference until I saw him here.
Bro this upload is huge 😂 Theo has held it from being public because he was using still back then 😳 you can watch and totally tell this was before he got sober
LOL two married guys talking to guy a guy who still has a chance 😂😂
FINALLY. I’ve wanted this back on RUclips for EVER
As an addict, it’s so impressive watching Theo stay true to his sobriety while his buddies are drinking right in front of him. It might not sound crazy but as a true addict, that’s real temptation. Theo has some true willpower❤️ what a badass
That’s what I’m saying as an autistic addict!
Word! I got the 'tism and the 'diction too my man😂😂😂
santino and theo is hilarious because they both look at each other sideways lmfao
These 3 dudes in a cooking show is comical it self , so good job ❤😂
"this guy would put cheese in wife if she slept heavy" I DIED
Theo made this episode, what a force of energy
Theo and Andrew in one one epsisode damn that is a killer combo. They work super well together too
They don't
@@pb6270 facts
Little did you know theo made his small because he can see the future of the spiciness to save himself the pain, what an absolute specimen of a human
Every moment is hilarious with these 3
I love how authentic this is. Just a bunch of guys cooking and hanging out ❤
I need more andrew and theo together in my life
SO GLAD THESE ARE BACK!!! Feels like the good days again.
Absolutely loved this
Santino and Theo did an amazing job making Bert tolerable!
😂🎯🎯🎯
F yeah
@@JCrookk Wow, pretty crazy anybody would call this pathologically unfunny loon a hero. I'm watching a video because I saw Theo and Santino in the thumbnail genius.
@@JCrookk only clicked for Theo and Andrew
Who is Bert?
"put it under a lamp and make it open itself" So underrated
Watching people make frybread for the first time is always a joy
This is my favorite combination of comedians. They need a special.
"This guy would put cheese in his wife bro if she slept heavy"
Ayo Theo a character🤣🤣
@10:56 the looks on Bert's face when theo says thats cool about the condom breaking is one of my favorite moments of this whole series
I’m just happy I can watch this series again