Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2024
  • Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it’s guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off!
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    Shakshuka
    North African-Style Poached Eggs in Spicy Tomato Sauce
    INGREDIENTS:
    * 3 tablespoons (45ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
    * 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
    * 1 large red pepper (bell pepper for milder heat, or a hotter variety, such as red horned pepper, depending on your heat preference), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
    * 1 fresh small hot chili (such as jalapeño, serrano, or Fresno), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
    * 2 to 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
    * 1 1/2 tablespoons (15g) sweet Hungarian or smoked Spanish paprika
    * 2 teaspoons (8g) whole or ground cumin seed
    * 1 (28-ounce; 800g) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by squeezing between your fingers or with a pastry blender (see note)
    * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
    * Large handful minced cilantro, parsley, or a mix
    * 6 eggs
    * Sliced oil-cured black olives, feta cheese, or artichoke hearts, for serving (all optional)
    STEPS:
    1. Chop 1 medium onion, 1 red pepper
    2. Crush 1 can whole tomatoes by hand
    3. Thinly slice 2-3 cloves garlic
    4. Heat 3 tablespoons olive oil in cast iron skillet over high heat until shimmering.
    5. Add onion, red pepper, and chili and spread into an even layer. Cook, without moving, until vegetables on the bottom are deeply browned and beginning to char in spots, about 6 minutes. Stir and repeat. Continue to cook until vegetables are fully softened and spottily charred, about another 4 minutes.
    6. Add garlic and cook, stirring, until softened and fragrant, about 30 seconds.
    7. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika and 2 teaspoons cumin and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Immediately add tomatoes and stir to combine (see note). Reduce heat to a bare simmer and simmer for 10 minutes, then season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in half of cilantro or parsley.
    8. Using a large spoon, make a well near the perimeter of the pan and break an egg directly into it. Spoon a little sauce over edges of egg white to partially submerge and contain it, leaving yolk exposed. Repeat with remaining 5 eggs, working around pan as you go. Season eggs with a little salt, cover, reduce heat to lowest setting, and cook until egg whites are barely set and yolks are still runny, 5 to 8 minutes.
    9. Sprinkle with remaining cilantro or parsley, along with any of the optional toppings. Serve immediately with crusty bread.
    Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16
    #brunch #sauce #recipe #somethingsburning
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  • @geraldkeyes4851
    @geraldkeyes4851 2 месяца назад +280

    "Jess with an SS" went unappreciated and that is a crime

    • @vcasqu
      @vcasqu Месяц назад +6

      Totally agree!! That was the best one liner of the whole thing

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 Месяц назад +4

      Jews Rock!

    • @shanejpt
      @shanejpt 28 дней назад +1

      Yup, it sure did.

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 26 дней назад +3

      It definitely did. He was kinda on fire tho so it blended in lol

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan 23 дня назад +2

      A hate crime, even

  • @alexbaisch7618
    @alexbaisch7618 2 месяца назад +187

    Mark making Jessica laugh is everything

  • @travisrutters4198
    @travisrutters4198 24 дня назад +104

    Jessica is one of the best working comedians today by far, her crowd work is top notch. I hope she gets her due

  • @dejanlazickd
    @dejanlazickd 24 дня назад +84

    Mark is so naturally funny, he doesn't stop, and 99% of that jokes on point

  • @Shay43210
    @Shay43210 22 дня назад +29

    I saw Jessica in govs. In my entire life I didnt know it was physically possible for me to laugh that hard. I was shaking involuntarily. shes criminally underrated

  • @iparivartan
    @iparivartan 2 месяца назад +34

    "Is scissoring real"? and then the sincerity on Mark's face. It's scary how this dude's mind works.

  • @tylerboatright5005
    @tylerboatright5005 18 дней назад +11

    Normand is the #1 guest on any pod/show. Quickest queef in the west.

  • @dpd0028
    @dpd0028 2 месяца назад +81

    This is the best episode of guests roasting Bart as he cooks

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 23 дня назад +4

      His name is Brent, have some respect

    • @Secretthewolf
      @Secretthewolf 15 дней назад +1

      So you guys mean Bird?

    • @notoriouswes215
      @notoriouswes215 13 дней назад +1

      Think u guys mean Bart 😂

    • @Shellcology
      @Shellcology 4 дня назад

      It's Burt. keep up guys.

  • @kyleerosee3
    @kyleerosee3 Месяц назад +40

    Jessica is hands down probably my favorite comedian right now. I fucking love her.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 2 месяца назад +97

    Jess is great, and she seems very sweet in person, Mark is a grenadier, and he drops comedy one-liner grenades, both so funny

    • @benjaminpatrick3568
      @benjaminpatrick3568 2 месяца назад +2

      Calm down

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 26 дней назад

      Easy does it boy

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 23 дня назад +2

      I liked this because Brent didn't get a compliment

    • @kolpik3708
      @kolpik3708 22 дня назад

      @@AngryDad. Why compliment Brent? He wasn't on this episode. :) I give you permission to edit your comment, so I look stupid.

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel 20 дней назад +7

    Normand effortlessly running this show.

  • @Petrichords
    @Petrichords 2 месяца назад +74

    Lmao when Bert washes his hands after picking at his bloody elbow he immediately grabs a paper towel, wipes his bloody elbow with it, then dries his hands with that. 🤣

    • @JG-ku2ij
      @JG-ku2ij 2 месяца назад +1

      How did I miss that. I had to go back typical Bert move 😂

    • @kitchenerleslie8936
      @kitchenerleslie8936 2 месяца назад +11

      Don’t worry, he swam yesterday, so he’s clean.

    • @michaelburch2702
      @michaelburch2702 22 дня назад

      No awareness

  • @pariscashin
    @pariscashin 2 месяца назад +148

    Jessica Kirson is my favorite comedian

    • @clinton_galbraith
      @clinton_galbraith 2 месяца назад +7

      My fav bear with my fav Twink and bulldike love this instantly

    • @birdmanbrrrrr
      @birdmanbrrrrr 2 месяца назад +5

      Im going to see her this weekend!!!

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs 2 месяца назад +3

      @@birdmanbrrrrrtry to get in the front! She’ll talk to you!! (I saw her in San Diego a few months ago, went alone, was lucky enough to get in the front, she talked to everyone in the front and I thankfully didn’t get roasted lol)

    • @pariscashin
      @pariscashin 2 месяца назад

      @@birdmanbrrrrr thats awesome

    • @growingheart8039
      @growingheart8039 2 месяца назад +1

      Then you are 😎real cool

  • @Ted35577
    @Ted35577 2 месяца назад +92

    Somebody needs to report Bert to the health department

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs Месяц назад +1

      This is from 2018

    • @jacobburgo
      @jacobburgo 24 дня назад +7

      They (the staff) also cook the meal prior often, and they just use that. They literally said it one episode

  • @carriemroczkowski9409
    @carriemroczkowski9409 2 месяца назад +29

    Anything involving Jessica Kirson is going to be hilarious!

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 18 дней назад +4

    Mark is one of the pound-for-pound funniest guys out there. He's just meant to be a comic. I've never seen him on any comedy pod where he doesn't have the hosts dying. He's ridiculous.

  • @saulnunez463
    @saulnunez463 2 месяца назад +80

    Jessica being a true Jew and complaining about everthing, love it

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah it’s gross

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 Месяц назад +1

      I kept waiting for her to pull out a dreidel and talk about shekels

    • @user-uj2us3nv6n
      @user-uj2us3nv6n 5 дней назад

      No​@@chilliLRK

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 5 дней назад

      @@user-uj2us3nv6n i don’t like them sorry

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 4 дня назад

      @@user-uj2us3nv6n does your last name have the word gold in it

  • @vannessa8240
    @vannessa8240 2 месяца назад +32

    This was THE BEST EPISODE!! Mark and Jessica are TOP TIER! So good we had to see it twice!

  • @ryanstevy8639
    @ryanstevy8639 19 дней назад +2

    Unappreciated comment " it was just two strokes, It's like owning a moped"

  • @skitznick6012
    @skitznick6012 16 дней назад +2

    Mark and jess I believe are legally part Bert now 😂😂 consumed enough of his DNA today 😂

  • @izaakcoller5014
    @izaakcoller5014 2 месяца назад +10

    watching Bert cook stresses me out.

  • @SandraDee386
    @SandraDee386 2 месяца назад +11

    Jessica is the best!

  • @astrologicalbum6616
    @astrologicalbum6616 23 дня назад +4

    "You like the gash, the ol' hatchet wound" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bussruss
    @bussruss 2 месяца назад +27

    the fans need a stavy episode

  • @DogsCatsSnacks
    @DogsCatsSnacks 2 месяца назад +9

    This goofiness had me grinning watching this. Also Richard Lewis is one of the top 5 Coolest Jews (R.I.P)

  • @johndreker1613
    @johndreker1613 2 месяца назад +40

    Can we get Beard Meats Food on an episode of Something's Burning? Bert can cook him like eight pounds of food and see if he can finish it before the show ends. BMF used a clip from Bertcast in a recent video, where Paddy Pimblett (sp?) was talking about him. He passed a billion RUclips views within the last few months. He would be amazing on this show!

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 2 месяца назад +5

    This combo had me crying 😂.

  • @michaelstclaire
    @michaelstclaire 23 дня назад +3

    7:15 Mark cant control his comedy tourettes hilarious :)

  • @RyanMovingViolationz
    @RyanMovingViolationz 20 дней назад +1

    One of the best SB episodes. Jessica is a national treasure!!! She roasted my wife and I at one of her shows!!! It was awesome!

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120 2 месяца назад +32

    FINALLY, my favorite episode of OG Something’s Burning! Crazy that Bert was able to get Kevin Hart as a guest on this show twice!

    • @10ftSamsquanchy
      @10ftSamsquanchy 2 месяца назад

      Yeah. Super old episode

    • @jdub2100
      @jdub2100 2 месяца назад

      Does anyone else feel like Mark absolutely did not want to be there? 💀

    • @brandonaitchison3747
      @brandonaitchison3747 2 месяца назад +1

      FINALLY? You know it was available online so why were you waiting? Or you just out here jockin'?

  • @TheRhythmInside36
    @TheRhythmInside36 8 дней назад

    This show is a great platform for comics to be funny and real and a little vulnerable. Comics are going to save this sad, tough life we are living through.

  • @vane200009
    @vane200009 2 месяца назад +6

    2 of my top faves in the game

  • @Odee4hundred
    @Odee4hundred Месяц назад +11

    UNCLE RODGER IS BETTER THEN JAMIE OLIVER CHANGE MY MIND

  • @jasminethompson9022
    @jasminethompson9022 2 месяца назад +6

    I didn’t know Jessica too well before this god she’s an icon

  • @Atm8y
    @Atm8y 2 месяца назад +12

    I LOVE U JESSICA

  • @FJD894
    @FJD894 2 месяца назад +6

    FINALLY! I’ve been wanting this episode back for years 😅

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 16 дней назад +3

    I'm 100% sure Bert did NOT need to use his hand to mash those tomatoes. Has he not heard of an immersion blender?

  • @kendallleingang
    @kendallleingang 9 дней назад

    Jessica is one of the funniest people alive.

  • @stevenjohann5435
    @stevenjohann5435 2 месяца назад +3

    yes, bert, that's what you do.....thanks for the laughs.....but sometimes those smiles are at the most important moments, those times when a happy thought is difficult....for those times especially, thanks........much love, many props

  • @TonyPhillips-jy7ev
    @TonyPhillips-jy7ev 28 дней назад

    Right laughter is the best medicine best opening to conversations

  • @carterfan80
    @carterfan80 2 месяца назад +3

    Thanks for introducing me to her. Great comic

  • @amandaflores3914
    @amandaflores3914 2 месяца назад +3

    This is by far my fav episode!

  • @mitchgoulson2294
    @mitchgoulson2294 13 дней назад

    This is one of the funniest hours of all time

  • @ayce248
    @ayce248 21 день назад +1

    Watching comedians make other comedians laugh is very enjoyable ☺😂

  • @chuckpugh5997
    @chuckpugh5997 2 месяца назад +3

    The best one yet!!! I loved these three together, really enjoyed it!!

  • @totest9117
    @totest9117 29 дней назад +1

    I agree with Bert at the end, I just saw Jessica not knowing who she is and she is absolutely hilarious.

  • @ernestsandoval4466
    @ernestsandoval4466 22 дня назад +1

    Came here for Mark and Jessica

  • @sunshiney3617
    @sunshiney3617 2 месяца назад +4

    Love Jessica!

  • @lacyrivers4338
    @lacyrivers4338 2 месяца назад +3

    I’ve grown in 20 yrs hetero relationship to learn; I’m bisexual but currently choosing my man & I don’t believe monogamy is natural but we choose to practice it every day ❤😂❤

  • @Rebma12
    @Rebma12 24 дня назад +1

    Best episode so far…..that was amazing!!!!

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 Месяц назад +2

    What a killer episode, the best so far IMO!

  • @TheDemonnat
    @TheDemonnat 2 месяца назад +1

    one of my favorite episodes

  • @je__.
    @je__. Месяц назад +4

    😂😂😂😂 one of the best episode ever

  • @mjt4978
    @mjt4978 2 месяца назад +1

    The camera quality, style of the kitchen and even their humour is so 2006. 😂

  • @user-bi3wk5rx6w
    @user-bi3wk5rx6w 2 месяца назад

    Fantastic episode!! LOVE Jessica and Mark. Way to go Bert!!❤❤❤

  • @mandyfischer3133
    @mandyfischer3133 Месяц назад +1

    Best episode, you 3 together Rock 🔥

  • @R.H.bladeNshade
    @R.H.bladeNshade Месяц назад

    3 of my favorite people!! Hell yes!!! Thank you!

  • @sheriswat2833
    @sheriswat2833 26 дней назад +1

    I love Jessica, she was so funny in Madison, WI. We need to laugh more!!!

  • @hollyfilice2815
    @hollyfilice2815 2 месяца назад +1

    Jessica is hilarious 😂 her with Mark. Great episode ❤😂😂😂

  • @Serafina539
    @Serafina539 25 дней назад +1

    I literally searched the podcast and subscribed to watch more bc Jessica 🫶🏼

  • @randallreeves5131
    @randallreeves5131 7 дней назад

    If Mark and Jessica went on 1. Hey Babe 2.YMH 3.Tiger Belly together it would be the greatest comedy podcast trilogy in history....

  • @aaronshrock4075
    @aaronshrock4075 4 дня назад

    Nice to see Marks mother on the pod with him

  • @CalvinRC
    @CalvinRC 2 месяца назад +3

    "that was just two strokes, like a moped" holy shit lmfao mark is unstoppable

  • @ItsTheLedge
    @ItsTheLedge Месяц назад +1

    This was a banger Bert!

  • @WadifiKamal
    @WadifiKamal День назад

    I'm a fan of Mark and Jessica ! Checkchouka is a Moroccan dish, We make it a lot in here, especially in the days when you need to cook something quick. there is a similar recipe in Italy called eggs in Purgatory. cheers from Morocco !

  • @wendybennett9469
    @wendybennett9469 2 месяца назад +9

    These old ones are so much better then any of the new eps.

  • @alexanderdavenport1127
    @alexanderdavenport1127 2 месяца назад +2

    This is literally the second "Re-Release" of this episode .... Why does this work for comedians and no one else?

  • @notoriouswes215
    @notoriouswes215 13 дней назад

    Is nobody gonna talk about how funny it was when Bert says Do a impression of me trying not to puke at a airport bar and Marks massive Fart😂😂 COMEDY

  • @nunyahappy6940
    @nunyahappy6940 2 месяца назад +1

    Love your guests both equally are fricken awesome. Bert, more show, less tell. We SEE YOU.

  • @ryanbozzelli983
    @ryanbozzelli983 2 месяца назад

    Close to being my favorite episode

  • @renaudbrunel-gauthier328
    @renaudbrunel-gauthier328 21 день назад +3

    This somehow is a non-problematic, non-ableist podcast and I cannot for the life of me figure out how they do it.
    God I love them

  • @nicolemyers7340
    @nicolemyers7340 21 день назад

    Love them all great show guys. I need a Jess special. I have followed her for a long time and it is crazy that she doesn’t have one yet.

  • @russellstubbs2500
    @russellstubbs2500 2 месяца назад +2

    That's the highest I've seen Bert 😂 a beautiful disaster thanks for the laughs

  • @AveryJayTee
    @AveryJayTee 2 месяца назад

    funniest and best episode yet !

  • @romnyferrando1615
    @romnyferrando1615 2 месяца назад +1

    I swear, i peed laughing! ! :D Lmfao, by huge bounds this is the funniest Som Burn episode and one of the funniest things Pod! Amazing! Thank You!

  • @ThatOldStoner
    @ThatOldStoner 2 месяца назад +3

    I took a hit just before the fart and immediately chucked it.

  • @savmarie5429
    @savmarie5429 Месяц назад +1

    Release all of S1!

  • @chad624
    @chad624 2 месяца назад +1

    This is my favorite episode. I thought I was going crazy when it got taken down and I couldn't find it!

  • @QuestionableQueefs
    @QuestionableQueefs 2 месяца назад +22

    I’m a simple woman, I see Jessi I click even though this is a reupload from 2018

    • @bruz1953
      @bruz1953 Месяц назад

      is it really?

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs Месяц назад

      @@bruz1953 yes it’s from 2018

    • @anonymous-ws1ww
      @anonymous-ws1ww Месяц назад +1

      Wait why re-upload?

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs Месяц назад

      @@anonymous-ws1ww barstool owned the first season

    • @dannydropshot9588
      @dannydropshot9588 Месяц назад

      @@QuestionableQueefsI was wondering what the deal was with that. It’s crazy to me that this is like 6 years old now.

  • @kolpik3708
    @kolpik3708 22 дня назад

    They are so brave eating food that dude touched. :D
    Truly a great episode. They were all at the top of their game. F^cking hilarious.

  • @subject6363
    @subject6363 23 дня назад

    Best episode ever!!!

  • @damians9694
    @damians9694 2 месяца назад

    I'm really happy with your content and something's burning is a favorite of mine.
    Keep up the good work and don't listen to the poors 😅❤

  • @tommyconnolly7749
    @tommyconnolly7749 19 дней назад

    He was quite as they were trying it... praying to the Lord that no one gets violently ill after eating eat!

  • @PhenMas
    @PhenMas 19 дней назад

    the camera at the end with marks eye in the corner of the frame - gold lol

  • @nedsdead3874
    @nedsdead3874 19 дней назад

    You have no idea how happy I am that this has been reuploaded holy shit

  • @deaddai
    @deaddai Месяц назад +2

    I feel like the splotches on Bert’s shirt keep moving around between cuts. Like Igor’s hump in Young Frankenstein.

  • @mikem1457
    @mikem1457 2 месяца назад

    For the algorithm. But this was funny as all fuggin get out. The after meal conversation was so good. Chef's kiss

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 2 месяца назад +1

    Bloody garlic with extra saliva.... Who's hungry?
    Epic episode! ✌️❤️

  • @paymansharifi2445
    @paymansharifi2445 9 дней назад

    Watching them worry about his cooking was cracking me up. I

  • @enichols1979
    @enichols1979 20 дней назад

    This was awesome.

  • @SsMesh480
    @SsMesh480 22 дня назад

    This id actually a healthy and delicious breakfast! Good job Bert!

  • @theralpha
    @theralpha 2 месяца назад

    Mark is awesome

  • @elijahschuman68
    @elijahschuman68 22 дня назад

    I taste vodka, no…that’s your blood 😂
    Mark DOES NOT MISS

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 2 месяца назад

    Killer combo

  • @esotericchef86
    @esotericchef86 Месяц назад

    I got a cramp from laughing, this was so good 😂😂

  • @giancarlamacaluso
    @giancarlamacaluso Месяц назад

    I love these guys plus I love your version of shak Shula!!

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman 19 дней назад

    although there is chilli in shakshuka it definitely would've meant a capsicum (bell pepper) if it went in with the onions 😂

  • @ba_carvajal
    @ba_carvajal 22 дня назад

    My wish is to sit front row and get roasted by both Mark and Jessica :D Love you for having them on the podcast Bart

  • @tonydelacruz6207
    @tonydelacruz6207 24 дня назад

    Mark closing the drawer with his elbow is hilarious

  • @iriegomez9711
    @iriegomez9711 13 дней назад

    The knife skills seen here is brought to you by the foundation of lost fingers.