I Kissed Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano | Something's Burning S1 E6
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2023
- Something’s Burning S1 E6: From the season 1 vault, I’m making my favorite pasta dish for Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. We’re also talking about spreading germs, Scotty Karate, and kissing each other on the lips.
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PASTA CARBONARA
INGREDIENTS:
Kosher Salt
Guanciale (or bacon)
Grated Pecorino Romano (or Parmesan)
Eggs + extra egg yolks
Black Pepper
EVOO
Bucatini, Spaghetti, or Rigantoni
STEPS:
Boil water with salt
Cut guanciale into strips
Whisk egg yolks and whole eggs; stir in grated cheese.
Season with pepper and set aside
Heat EVOO and cook guanciale in Dutch oven until crisp around the edges
Transfer to a bowl; reserve fat
Cook pasta until al dente
Drain; reserving cup of pasta water
Add guanciale fat and pasta water to Dutch oven; bring to a boil
Cook pasta about 2 min, stirring constantly
Whisk some pasta water into egg mixture; slowly stream into the Dutch oven, stirring constantly until cheese is melted and egg is thickened
Mix in guanciale. 
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Sals legit the friend everybody needs!
are you sure
I know sal is more well known for jokers, but as a comedian he’s one the quickest ones I’ve seen he always gotta a response for everything in a good way
That is why he did so well with Rick Glassman and they instantly became friends after Rick's podcast. They are very similar in that way
He literally had training on thinking on his feet 😂 impractical jokers
@@bradleybrewster5615 he started as a comedian so he definitely learned it from that not jokers genius
@champion6374 Rick is an accomplished dramatic actor, just happens to be excel at comedy as well
To all the haters...Take it up with Bloom Cafe!
Hands you a mic.... now drop it!
You just got a hostage killed with that comment.
Not here for the thumbnail, but this comment is great 😂😂
Thissss!
They need Bloom Cafe Merch stat
THE BABES LOVE BERT!!
Chris is one of the funniest people in the world right now. He should be SO much bigger in the comedy world.
He's not bc he re-tells same jokes for past 5 years..He's kinda hacky. Nobody thinks it's unusual to date Puerto Rican girl or have father like his, it's actually kinda common in parts of Northeast
Dude is selling out multiple shows at the theater in MSG, I'd say that's fairly big in the comedy scene.
Just saw him in Hammond Indiana not a great set and I'm a big fan
Think he’s a far better podcast guest than comedian. A lot of comedians seem to be falling into this category in recent years.
I think Chris is on the spot comic not a fan of his stand up but on the spot he is amazing when he is around Andrew Santino I can't stop laughing those two push eachotber non stop together
Chrissy makes Bert laugh harder than anyone and I'm here for it
It's because he is the New York version of Theo Von. Chrissy and Theo have both always made Bert laugh like nobody else can! Awesone Pod Bert!
Wrong. Bert makes Bert laugh the most.
Chrissy and Joey Diaz😭
@@joshhudson6519what makes Chris the NY version of Theo Von? Theo is a unique human. Chris is a trash hacky comedian who says risqué shit to be funny.
Sal's face when Bert says skintags....priceless
I had to go back & check it out😂 He was so grossed out
9:39 😂😂😂
The unacknowledged it bothers me haha
Sal’s face when Bert scrapes the cheese off the counter and throws it in the pasta bowl 😂😂😂😂
I immediately looked at Sal when Bert did that. I knew his anxiety was on level 10 at that moment and his face showed it 😂😂😂
ESPECIALLY when he was watching Chrissy wipe the excess cheese off his hand and pile that cheese on the counter 😂😂😂
Bert is such a disgusting person. He does stuff like that every episode and every guest hates it
but he's "old school brooklyn" 😂
Just so you guys know this video was recorded and released 5 years ago. They took it down and reuploaded it today. Presumably because burt bought "something's burning" from bill burr
Thanks! I was wondering when it was filmed. No one is talking about the scene in Austin, and Chris isn’t talking about his second daughter.
Wow, Christy can really pack in the pasta
haha Sal's comment: I think what you just did might be very unhealthy.
I was thinking the same thing hahaha
You should look up his 32 thousand calorie day
He's been known to inhale 30,000+ calories in a business day
I had to replay that lol, reminded me of myself 😂💀
Yess! More from the vault, please! The first season was so good!
This was the best episode, loved it. So funny the banter between all 3 of you was great
I'd retitle the show "Chris learns how to grate cheese."
They are solidly funny to listen to, and equally funny to watch.
That's one of my favorite episodes! Top3! I laughed so much! 🤣
I Love, love, love this episode! The three of them were adorable!
What a great episode. I love how much fun they are all having.
I'm glad this came out of the vault. I forgot it was one of my favorites!
This was so much fun! I love that you're reposting these, Thanks Bert!
The switch Sal asks about is finding the one thing you love and everyone loving it too. Its so awesome just nourishing someone else. Thats when you know.
wholesome and funny..
it's getting better than two bears..lol.. great job burt...
Seeing sal die a little inside when Burt scraped the cheese off the counter and then drop it in the pasta. Priceless.
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF ANYTHING I'VE EVER WATCHED!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
That was my all time favorite episode that you have done. I laughed until I cried, again and again. Thank you for being so real! Love you!
I appreciate that Bert let them talk a lot this time!
Think he might be taking notes 😅
Great work!
Sal looks great, chrissy is goat, bart tasting pazta is hilarious. Bert is drunk.
Already eagerly waiting for part 2
One of the best eps of all time! The babes always deliver ❤
This is now my second favorite episode after binging these the last month 😂😂😂these dudes were hilarious
Probably top 3 episodes of all time. Laughed my ass off
Talk about a barn burner this was great to watch famz. Chrisy D and the Sal V make it funny.
I’ve been waiting for this one 😍
Great combination, all 3 guys are hilarious.
Let's goooo with that hitter baby walrus!!!
So, I found this series like a week or so ago… and it is so good. I love Top Chef, Chopped, Iron Chef, Beat Bobby Flay and all the iterations of Gordon Ramsay shows, but if this was programmed at the same time as those, I’d be watching those later.
You three together is probably the best thing I've ever seen!
Sal calling chrissy out on his bs :>
Bert is DEFINITELY a Role Model when it comes to Enjoying Your Life and making the best of it!!!!! 😊
Started listening to this on my drive home from working at Hammacher Schlemmer. Our pillows are pretty nice.
Pure chaos! I love it!
How was this one the Best episode of all time ?? The dialogue was just too good man.
Loved watching chris eat that pasta
I need more of these 3
This is amazing
I could watch the 3 of them together for hours lol this was great
you can truly feel Berts Florida vibes
I love it❤
You can see the moment Chris' Adderall kicked in and he started talking faster than he could think lol
Bert this will be the best viewed episode since bobby and normand, or whitney and tim.. im predicting 2nd highest 100% this is just a fucking hilarious combo i couldnt click fast enough and settled in for the next hour👌
this is an old ass episode from like 2019 or some shit
@@mr.tellithowitis106 i didnt know untill 20 mins in, no wonder chrissy was so funny lol. I love the drops but its also pissing me off never knowing whats nee and whats old something burnings!!
they killed it!
Damn I thought this was a part 2. I forgot you're moving them over from ATC 😅
Bert usually drives me nuts with the high energy, but seeing this vibe of him I hit subscribe. legit
Scooping up the cheese from the counter top and putting it in the bowl is awesome!
Watched this, than made it tonight for dinner…. SOOOOO good!!
Love this show ❤️
with the right guests its super fun
Yayyyyy I love these two ❤❤❤
Best ep, happy it was reposted 🤣🔥
17:14 Scotty Karate Story 😂😂😂😂😂
This and the Ms.Pat one are my favvvvv!! I love the Babes and the Machine
Chrissy Clean-Plate knocked that back in a minute thirty
Loved it ❤
Somebody who actually could out talk Bert! Great episode
Great episode
Dudes..... I recently invested in a set of linen sheets with a nice trim detail after oogling them for a few years. SO AMAZING, 0 regrets. Will buy again lol
Also, this might be my favorite episode : ) Nice work on the dual 10/10 rating, Bert- looked delicious!!
Absolute banger
Absolutely love your show! I was born and raised in Connecticut and always have chapstick in my pocket.....lol
I haven't laughed this hard in a while i love you guys
Best ep
39:43 Sal and me where the only ones that noticed Bert French that pasta and put it back in the steaming pot...he laughs to himself too....
My favorite one by far !! 😂😂
Respect to Chris Distefano giving Props to Massachusetts along side New York for having funny people, you gotta be able to hold your own
Chris been waiting for this
I was wondering what happened to this episode. I couldn’t find it for ages
I have such a spot in my heart for Sally babes. ❤
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TILL THE LAST SECOND!!! LOL
Never a bad pod when chrissy is involved
So much fun!!❤😂🎉🎉
I laughed SO hard on this episode 😂😂😂😂
46:48 a smoothie's very viscous 🤣 #ChrissyInTheClosetTilHisDadDies
Love it
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW MAAAAAAAN
such a chill podcast ended up so chaotic
Hello Fresh is great too! You gotta try it if you like blue apron! I also tried Marley spoon and it was good too just had shipping problems food great! You guys are so hilarious 😂
The last min was the best 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I forgot this episode
"End on that! End on that!"😅😂
Omg I was dying laughing watching this at work
This is the episode I was waiting for babes. Just need Derosa and Pimpy
Sal's shirt of Oha from Coming to America is 🔥
HOLY SMOKES THREE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS EVER ON ONE SHOW!!!!
I heard Bert’s best pizza with a egg and ice story 10 times on 10 different podcasts 😂 I might of heard that more then the machine story 🤣 - hey Bert turn that into a joke cause you love to tell it….. 😂 Bert “ Let me tell you about the best pizza in the world……..”
Might have you muppet
Are there measurements or another link for full recipe? This looks great!
I think that Bert should make a cookbook with the something burning recipes
God damn, Bert is the best friend. It's easy to see how legitimate he makes everyone around him love life.
Thank you so much for getting this back on youtube! Also sal is a scumag
Bert gets his rub and tugs at the Massage Mahal.
This is the best advertisement ever 😂
Bert: wish i grew up on east coast...
he literally did tho... florida lmao
Chrissy: I never get sick... unless I go down on a woman.
We hear you! 🤣
Chris shovelling pasta in his mouth like he’s never been table-trained was still somehow attractive
Fucking great episode! Holy shit! That ending had me in tears!
Holy shit Chrissy put that plate down with a quickness 😂😂😂