Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @papagissepi6467
    @papagissepi6467 Год назад +360

    "He has this infallible - I dont know what that means - he has this ability to..."
    Theo is one of a kind

    • @bmh18172
      @bmh18172 Год назад +9

      This is a norm line

    • @Snyder9e
      @Snyder9e Год назад +4

      ​@@bmh18172more of a comment really

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Nickfv12
      @Nickfv12 Год назад +5

      I read this right as he was saying it lol

    • @JLE1177
      @JLE1177 Год назад +5

      Wtf I read you comment literally as he said the line

  • @TheGazDooks
    @TheGazDooks Год назад +209

    "They get so sad they can't stand themselves" yet another Theo sentence that will live rent free in my head forever.

  • @OliveCandy38
    @OliveCandy38 Год назад +997

    Listening to Theo Von is like taking a natural anxiety reliever. Calms me down right away. A Theomazipam.

    • @macsxam437
      @macsxam437 Год назад +33

      Theopium

    • @Mrskaseymunzer
      @Mrskaseymunzer Год назад +15

      Exactly! I’ve been in recovery for 13 years now and I listen to Theo each morning and I feel the same way. Laughter is truly the best medicine. 😊

    • @OliveCandy38
      @OliveCandy38 Год назад +2

      @@smullaney84 that sounds good too!

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Год назад +12

      I want him to do audio books. I could fall asleep to him reading The Hobbit so easily haha

    • @N3ur0m4nc3r
      @N3ur0m4nc3r Год назад +1

      ​@@smullaney84no. my tongue hate it.

  • @Nat3d
    @Nat3d Год назад +192

    “This is the dang undertaker we’re talking about here he works for death” 😂😂😂 Theo is a national treasure

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse Год назад +5

      That absolutely took me out. Theo is a mess.

    • @seanm241
      @seanm241 Год назад +1

      ya almost wanna scalp him

    • @vexx80000
      @vexx80000 Год назад +1

      "He's the Easter Bunny of bodies"

    • @dam4716
      @dam4716 27 дней назад +1

      😂

  • @diadem03destiny29
    @diadem03destiny29 Год назад +1914

    Tom is the perfect guest for Theo. Dude understands his humour on another level.

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Год назад +26

      Intellectually and vi... vibally? Vibes homie

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Год назад +14

      @powdergate right, funcing with that quint

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Год назад +14

      @powdergate lol I love the idea of rogue AI suddenly encountering this comment thread and trying to quantify it's meaning.

    • @jamesjetson3812
      @jamesjetson3812 Год назад +7

      I think tom understands humor in general. I love pods with segura. Just a fun listen.

    • @Odlopo
      @Odlopo Год назад +1

      When they talk about Bert there clowning him in such a decrypted way it feels

  • @chasenduke4669
    @chasenduke4669 Год назад +58

    "You're getting warm" 😂😂 i love Theos morbidity

  • @RyanGoutbeck
    @RyanGoutbeck Год назад +421

    Idk if its just me but Tom Segura always reminds me of the penguins of Madagascar he is like a human version

  • @tommyj6834
    @tommyj6834 Год назад +243

    I’ve never heard a more Theo scenario than him leaving someone else’s shit on the walls in his home. 😂

    • @davidcejmer9801
      @davidcejmer9801 Год назад +5

      ​@ILoveTheLord-hc1rtyou make me happy I found Satan

    • @JustinPogue
      @JustinPogue Год назад +2

      I know right?! Like, what sort of sketchy-ass situation is it where you buy a house with someone's shit still in it?

    • @codygooch510
      @codygooch510 Год назад +1

      “I just thought… ugh.. idk I just thought it was pretty good art ya know? I feel like a billionaire with human art like that”

  • @stephanierose7881
    @stephanierose7881 Год назад +61

    Straight up Theo has kept me level through my depression. Makes me laugh when nothing else can. Keeps me going at work when I don’t even want to leave my bed. Thank you Theo.

    • @lovesaraellieasmr
      @lovesaraellieasmr Год назад

      me too girl. ❤

    • @missLeamon2023
      @missLeamon2023 11 месяцев назад +1

      I feel that to. Have a Nice day

    • @julieterrell1973
      @julieterrell1973 8 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 4 месяца назад +1

      This is why you need comedy in life and can’t take yourself seriously. Life is so messed up sometimes that I often call life is a joke.

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 месяца назад

      KEEP ON, KEEPIN' ON ❤

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Год назад +3307

    If anyone understands Theo it's Tom. I always love when the guest actually laughs at the out of pocket random things theo slips into conversations

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z Год назад +101

      that is what makes theo unique; "out of pocket" / out of left field musings. it is very endearing, and why he has such a cult of fans. tom, completely gets it...

    • @ensane
      @ensane Год назад +129

      Tom lets him cook

    • @c.white86
      @c.white86 Год назад +55

      I couldn't agree more! When Theo was one JRE last time it felt like joe was steam rolling over Theo's musing

    • @FreddieJ65
      @FreddieJ65 Год назад +29

      Dude How much better would YMH be with Theo and Tom? Christina could have her own thing.

    • @pedrodionisio8789
      @pedrodionisio8789 Год назад +25

      Everytime I listen to Theo, my brain goes through this battle between a dumbass redneck + someone with a vast vocabulary and deep thoughts. And I know he's a super smart dude and fast on his tracks! Perfect duo!

  • @SrGoatie
    @SrGoatie Год назад +731

    Tom is always so happy to be with Theo. It's like he's watching his favorite zoo exhibit gambling with the gators to get a good chicken recipe

  • @AmyLyleauthor
    @AmyLyleauthor Год назад +144

    Theo's ads are the best. "Babble can help you tell a kid you want to adopt them." 😂😂

    • @maazahmed3354
      @maazahmed3354 10 месяцев назад +9

      Someone needs to make a compilation of all the ads there are some gems out there

    • @masterp2269
      @masterp2269 5 месяцев назад

      Everything he does is hilarious 😂

  • @jamesfraser671
    @jamesfraser671 Год назад +396

    tom segura's adaptability to theo von's jokes is next level, he bounced off theo perfectly

    • @sebastienlasserre2566
      @sebastienlasserre2566 Год назад +2

      right?

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 Год назад +4

      He has known Theo for years and years, Christina and Theo were good friends way back in the day too before they knew Tom

    • @bwmclaurin
      @bwmclaurin Год назад +3

      ​@@wildforesthome6563I'm glad Toms not jealous of Theo since people assume they had a past since it was such a tiny community of comedians that actually got along back then before the likes of Rogan encouraged unity over competition!

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 Год назад +7

      @@bwmclaurin yeah Tom is cool, they used to do a bit about it. Rogan and his group have changed comedy, long live the Mothership

    • @cjp1599
      @cjp1599 Год назад

      ​@@wildforesthome6563yeah unless your name is ned...

  • @ayoitzgrillo
    @ayoitzgrillo Год назад +726

    When Theo loses train of thought 5 min in and says what else and makes it super awkward is pure gold.

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 Год назад +25

      I love it when he does that lol

    • @ayoitzgrillo
      @ayoitzgrillo Год назад +26

      @@paulj6805 just simply the best. look at Tom start grabbing his coffe like boyyy here we go 🤣🤣

    • @HotMonkeyDik
      @HotMonkeyDik Год назад

      ​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2wtf

    • @Deliverance253
      @Deliverance253 Год назад +6

      ​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2why? Just why?

    • @graysonjd5624
      @graysonjd5624 Год назад +7

      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2
      …what else?

  • @thegr8cornholio784
    @thegr8cornholio784 Год назад +162

    The magic of the chemistry between Theo and Tom.. It's really awesome to watch 👏👏

    • @taaccount75590
      @taaccount75590 Год назад

      i felt like if there was more chemistry, the podcast would’ve been longer. Joe Rogan and Tom Segura have great chemistry.

    • @thegr8cornholio784
      @thegr8cornholio784 Год назад +1

      @taaccount75590 man I went back and checked how long the video was 😅.. I guess that was my true feeling while driving and listening to the conversation

    • @HotMonkeyDik
      @HotMonkeyDik Год назад

      They didn't seem to have a lot to talk about

  • @Hazesorry
    @Hazesorry Год назад +57

    Tom's deadpan humor mixed with Theo is just gold lol

  • @innergranola1299
    @innergranola1299 Год назад +991

    Is it weird to anyone else that Tom is only a year older than Theo? Looks like an uncle giving wisdom to his still-figuring-it-out nephew.

    • @BarracusObamus
      @BarracusObamus Год назад +253

      War ages good men..Tom didn’t spend those sleepless nights in Fallujah for nothing

    • @SeboltLawnLandscape
      @SeboltLawnLandscape Год назад +135

      Kinda hard to look young when you have a serial killer like Garth nipping at your heels for years

    • @learn2xpand862
      @learn2xpand862 Год назад +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz Год назад +27

      @@SeboltLawnLandscapeTom is a serial killer himself, I don’t think he’s too worried about Garth

    • @_jerrycs_
      @_jerrycs_ Год назад +9

      @@BarracusObamus 10/10 comment 🤣

  • @cothib199
    @cothib199 Год назад +25

    This is the kind of conversation i’m always seeking with a buddy. Tom is such a good conversationalist

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden4820 Год назад +282

    I understand a number of them are performers, but i love how Bert's friends can just absolutely nail Bert impressions

    • @projectpatt132
      @projectpatt132 Год назад +2

      Burt?

    • @joshuabrigden4820
      @joshuabrigden4820 Год назад +14

      @@projectpatt132 congratulations! you're so smart! You know what I meant and so does everyone else, no point in correcting it on RUclips comments😂😂

    • @MikeJack20
      @MikeJack20 Год назад +18

      Bort

    • @joshuabrigden4820
      @joshuabrigden4820 Год назад +1

      @@MikeJack20 😂

    • @heeeeeem8520
      @heeeeeem8520 Год назад +9

      Borg Krashla

  • @justc1re617
    @justc1re617 Год назад +472

    So kind of Theo to have on a Japanese comedian to represent his homeland

    • @madsam7582
      @madsam7582 Год назад +26

      Segura San!

    • @basicgunbros4332
      @basicgunbros4332 Год назад +15

      Saaaaaagurrrra

    • @RealTextAppeal
      @RealTextAppeal Год назад +4

      Smeeeeeeeeth

    • @JavaJoe
      @JavaJoe Год назад

      Idiots, Segura is Spanish/hispanic surname not Japanese 😆…not unless I r/woosh something here 😅

    • @AlreadyDeaddd
      @AlreadyDeaddd Год назад +6

      SEGUDDAAAAA

  • @ryank843
    @ryank843 Год назад +16

    Theos funniest lines are the subtle ones where he’s not even trying!! 😂😂 “that’s how he got his name in the paper, but yeah”

  • @afuzzykkitten
    @afuzzykkitten Год назад +941

    Theo referring to his house as "black ownership" sent me over the edge 😂

  • @proxy8918
    @proxy8918 Год назад +128

    Tom is such a good dude and a total class act with hidden serial killer vibes underneath. Love him.

    • @zachjohnson3048
      @zachjohnson3048 Год назад +5

      Oddly enough I know what you mean

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂 this comment 😂

    • @Awashpants
      @Awashpants Год назад +3

      The Garth Brooks of comedy

    • @murmac61
      @murmac61 3 месяца назад

      Tom is not a good guy...do your research.

  • @TommysPickle
    @TommysPickle Год назад +3

    Theo: "Yeah I wanna have some honor for them.."
    Immediately disassociates lmfaoo

  • @dominicpriest
    @dominicpriest Год назад +134

    Tom and Theo talking about Lee syatt at the end was the funniest shit ever. Had me in tears at work. Good stuff appreciate the laughs fellas

    • @morganmarston
      @morganmarston Год назад +17

      Tom looks like Lee Syatt's creepy uncle

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 Год назад +3

      @@morganmarston *Tom touches Lee's belly* "Oh boy you are getting big, aren't ya! WOOOO!"

    • @n.4625
      @n.4625 Год назад +4

      He is working at Enterprise rental rn 💀

    • @OldDG615
      @OldDG615 Год назад +2

      Lee was DEEP in the murky waters of the underworld 🤣

    • @RusselPersimmons
      @RusselPersimmons Год назад +1

      Meet at a park by a lake

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Год назад +340

    Theo: "Is that a Nirvana shirt?"
    Tom: "Uhmm no."
    Theo: "Nevermind"

    • @microchrist6122
      @microchrist6122 Год назад +3

      Sus shirt though for real 🤷‍♂️

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 Год назад

      @@microchrist6122 It's Basquiat you uncultured swine

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker Год назад +6

      @ILoveTheLord-hc1rt i wish i could report this comment for having NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONVERSATION

    • @boscorner
      @boscorner 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@microchrist6122 sus? Why?? What's sus about basquiat

  • @vhillmusic
    @vhillmusic Год назад +16

    These 2 are such a good combo, both very calm, mellow, and throw in just the right amount of humor and edginess in the mix and it boils down to a laid back podcast, absolutely love it, God bless you guys

  • @BeefWellington1
    @BeefWellington1 Год назад +396

    I think Theo and Tom will always make my day better. Truly great people, great humor and great chemistry

    • @jshaw4757
      @jshaw4757 Год назад +1

      True talk these two together definatly has legs

    • @johnviera3884
      @johnviera3884 Год назад +5

      Let’s see. Theo is a 8 and Tom is a 5. Bert is a 0. I’m 10 minutes in and they’re discussing weather being hot. Compelling stuff.

    • @danklordylord3783
      @danklordylord3783 Год назад +13

      @@johnviera3884you’re watching two comedians and you’re upset they’re making mundane things funny instead of discussing quantum physics? lol

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy Год назад

      Better than bad friends and Andrew’s blasphemy on yesterdays episode

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Год назад

      @@dmannezy what happened lol i only watch the clips on shorts

  • @BoogLaville
    @BoogLaville Год назад +84

    These two together is just vibes you always know you in for a treat.

  • @acousticcovers7422
    @acousticcovers7422 Год назад +9

    I personally find Theo one of my favourite comedians because he is not so self obsessed, he will work it and throw gags in with other people stories and conversations, he is just a naturally funny guy, as well as a great listener and that makes for a great interviewer

  • @kiand916
    @kiand916 Год назад +36

    First Duncan and Theo, now Tom and Theo??? What a week

  • @geofflow8117
    @geofflow8117 Год назад +14

    25:03 - that tech9 joke (double entendre) was right off the cusp and shows how quick witted Theo is. That was great

  • @Nick_Naim
    @Nick_Naim Год назад +6

    Dude always makes me spit whatever I'm drinking when he's just being Theo. "I was trying to think about, um, what was I thinking about earlier? I don't know." 😂

  • @DangOlJesse
    @DangOlJesse Год назад +808

    Garth Brooks having beef with Tom Segura is one of the funniest, most unexpected things I've discovered in quite some time.

  • @addux
    @addux Год назад +55

    Two of my favorite, realest comics out there. Not everyone gets Theo's humor, glad Tom does. Great energy

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад +69

    Even when Bert isn't there he still buts himself into being the focus of the conversation

    • @BuzzByte24
      @BuzzByte24 Год назад +6

      Omg yes!!! I can’t stand listening to Bert and was disappointed when they brought him up. Bert is so annoying and self centered

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 Год назад +2

      😂😂

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 Год назад +6

      @@BuzzByte24think you missed the sarcasm

  • @corteztheinfinite9440
    @corteztheinfinite9440 Год назад +6

    "First Black Something Or Another" LMFAOOOO Only Theo Can Make Me Laugh Saying That😂😂😂

  • @katmoh
    @katmoh Год назад +12

    “The first black something” finished me.😂 Theo is funny

  • @crystalkeelin5806
    @crystalkeelin5806 Год назад +8

    Listening to Tom brag on Bert was somehow the sweetest thing. Great episode!

  • @Doctaphil64
    @Doctaphil64 Год назад +71

    The last 5 minutes of Theo laughing nonstop at Joey Diaz dosing Lee & Tom stories had me dying.

  • @nicknamean
    @nicknamean Год назад +423

    Tom may be the best guest podcaster ever, very respectful of the podcaster’s flow

    • @juanchaves6952
      @juanchaves6952 Год назад +10

      I can hear tom do Joey in any podcast bro.

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf Год назад +1

      Fucking facts

    • @imyourdoctor4799
      @imyourdoctor4799 Год назад +5

      Bullcrap. You fools will listen to whoever they put in front of you..
      There is zero comedy in this "interview"

    • @cobo2573
      @cobo2573 Год назад

      ​@@juanchaves6952😊😊😊

    • @ThePlexzzable
      @ThePlexzzable Год назад +29

      ​@@imyourdoctor4799who pissed in your coffee mate

  • @danc6303
    @danc6303 Год назад +22

    Theo saying “getting warmer” while Tom describing Ariel being on the search parties killed me

  • @Melon-Lord
    @Melon-Lord Год назад +356

    Tom is the king of segueing into murder talk in the first 20 minutes

    • @jimbonics3
      @jimbonics3 Год назад +37

      Tom Seguer

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z Год назад +2

      @@jimbonics3 - well played migo'

    • @gamertrub
      @gamertrub Год назад +5

      He mentioned serial killers 3 min in lol

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +4

      Segura-ing?

    • @Melon-Lord
      @Melon-Lord Год назад +1

      @@Sniperboy5551 nailed it

  • @FrosTRosee
    @FrosTRosee Год назад +101

    YO THEO! I was just at the Tampa show June 24th! I was one of the 5 black people in the crowd LOL! You fucking killed it bro one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time. Was crying from start to finish. Keep doing your thing man GANG GANG BABY! Also my “Be Good To Yourself” baby blue crew neck came in today. Shit is fire 🔥

    • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
      @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix Год назад +9

      Hey baby blue crew lol.....greetings from NOLA , love this comment. Theo is "da man from the southern land" whoop whoop. Would love to see him live one day.

    • @FrosTRosee
      @FrosTRosee Год назад +7

      @@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix lol nice man! Yea first time seeing him live. The Rat King has returned! 🐀 👑

    • @ncarollo504
      @ncarollo504 Год назад +3

      Saw him in BR a few months back. Worth the drive from New Orieans

    • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
      @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix Год назад

      @@ncarollo504 oh nice!!

    • @DaveEKardos
      @DaveEKardos Год назад +2

      love the love. keep spreading positivity 🙏🏼

  • @ryanfulkerson1049
    @ryanfulkerson1049 5 дней назад

    Damn. I think Theo would have been a great teacher in another life. I love his relaxed responses, like he actually thinks DEEP before he's going to speak.❤

  • @ryanwatkins2873
    @ryanwatkins2873 Год назад +170

    This duo never misses can’t wait to watch

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse Год назад +1

      Hope you got to listen. I'm an hour in and it's been a real treat.

  • @Podsvault
    @Podsvault Год назад +134

    I wont lie, these two make a great combo.

    • @workstudy8118
      @workstudy8118 Год назад +11

      It’s a refreshing change from Bert

    • @cosmicabyss7358
      @cosmicabyss7358 Год назад +9

      Way better than Bert that's for sure.

    • @Bml00001
      @Bml00001 Год назад +7

      Even after Theo porked toms wife

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins Год назад

      @@Bml00001🤢 porked? Lol why tf yall call it that?? White ppl have such nasty terms for s*x & parts 😂

    • @sebastienlasserre2566
      @sebastienlasserre2566 Год назад +2

      Tom really makes Theo laugh

  • @spicereynolds
    @spicereynolds 24 дня назад

    "Yes! I'm Bert again!" 😆

  • @drblaze3850
    @drblaze3850 Год назад +113

    Its nice How Tom takes a moment to space out with Theo now and then

  • @Mynameistyshawn
    @Mynameistyshawn Год назад +139

    I love how Tom goes along with Theos crazy stories!!! Because it’s so cringy when some comedians try and throw Theo off by asking for specifics to one of his stories like they’re trying to get him caught up in a lie or something idk but Tom gets it!!!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 Год назад +9

      Like when Theo says
      When I was growing up there was this.........😁

    • @joshholgate3074
      @joshholgate3074 Год назад +2

      Absolutely 👌🏾😂

    • @ronaldpettifurd5957
      @ronaldpettifurd5957 Год назад +16

      It's baffling to me how many "comedians" don't get Theo

    • @stupididit6799
      @stupididit6799 Год назад +1

      yea but that makes some of tha most funny clips, like tha CGI one

    • @pfc0308
      @pfc0308 Год назад +6

      @@ronaldpettifurd5957agreed, I think a lot of comedians are not naturally funny they are just performers. Theo is a naturally funny person so the performer type comedians can’t keep up with his style

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +13

    Hands down, Theo does the best commercials on his podcast. The way he presents the sponsors information is so unique. He’s actually the only one I listen to commercials on.lol😄

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 Год назад +171

    Theo's whimsical obsession with formative years and adolescent experiences never gets old. In The Breakfast Club it was said "It just happens. When you grow up, your heart dies." Theo is proof it's not inevitable.

    • @tylermorris5993
      @tylermorris5993 Год назад

      This comment is proof you’re corny.

    • @jakethasnake3524
      @jakethasnake3524 Год назад

      I feel my heart dying and I'm scared. I'm only 27. I guess I had a good run?

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins Год назад +3

      It doesn’t have to be this way. People, even those with no capital, just swear they love capitalism so much... 🙄

    • @jakethasnake3524
      @jakethasnake3524 Год назад

      @@kay-collins it's me!!! Only capital I got is capital one.

    • @Denariusjay
      @Denariusjay Год назад

      @@jakethasnake3524 only capital i sport is the capital L

  • @MikeTrainormusic
    @MikeTrainormusic Год назад +175

    I've been a fan of comedy my whole life, nobody makes me laugh more than Theo

    • @ELsickPuppetto
      @ELsickPuppetto Год назад +6

      Laughing when being pushed out of the womb no doubt bapa

    • @frostyflakkes2692
      @frostyflakkes2692 Год назад +2

      @@ELsickPuppettowtf

    • @jasbob
      @jasbob Год назад +2

      Cool story make up another one

    • @Chigs1989
      @Chigs1989 Год назад

      Hahaa 😂

    • @stop8738
      @stop8738 Год назад +1

      Please, you know the same 3-5 people in comedy. It’s not hard to pick from 3 names…

  • @andrewross7780
    @andrewross7780 Год назад +2

    6:27 the fact they just said hey after that crazy setup is incredible

  • @slothymango
    @slothymango Год назад +58

    The weird discussion at the beginning about Theo's living situation is hilarious

  • @musthaveorhardpass9874
    @musthaveorhardpass9874 Год назад +329

    Theo and Tom its going to be an amazing day all love to all reading this ❤️

  • @MrEjablee25
    @MrEjablee25 Год назад +2

    Man ol Theo has a history with that snow. Constantly gritting those chompers. Chillllllllll

  • @Maffmatix
    @Maffmatix Год назад +7

    Theo Von just clenching his jaw like a crackhead 50% of the time

  • @charger4life
    @charger4life Год назад +31

    This was a perfect podcast for work. They are both some of the most mellow comedians in the business.

    • @stop8738
      @stop8738 Год назад +1

      You clearly aren’t listening if you think these two are “mellow”

  • @sknkwrksowner
    @sknkwrksowner Год назад +2

    The previous owner thing has got to be the craziest funny AF thing I heard this month!😂😂😂😂

  • @keithcrook8591
    @keithcrook8591 Год назад +66

    Good to see Theo and Tom in a good place..they are bonded for life. The power of weiner cousins can never be underestimated!!

    • @hadesignite
      @hadesignite Год назад +3

      Best friends now Kristen has been traded in for Lauren.

    • @nishbrown
      @nishbrown Год назад

      @@hadesignite 🤮

  • @MrSupercoolkid1998
    @MrSupercoolkid1998 Год назад +45

    Been loving RoosterTeeth for over a decade cool you guys collaborated to make this episode happen

    • @SpectralMattador
      @SpectralMattador Год назад +4

      Apparently most of the production at YMH is Rooster Teeth working behind the scenes. The head guy produced Tom's upcoming special

    • @MrSupercoolkid1998
      @MrSupercoolkid1998 Год назад +2

      @@SpectralMattador dang no way!! That's awesome! When worlds collide

    • @pistolpete7422
      @pistolpete7422 Год назад +3

      I came to the comments for this, kinda crazy I haven’t heard of RoosterTeeth since I stopped watching 7+ years ago. Glad to see they are still involved

  • @lucky33511
    @lucky33511 Год назад +2

    Shout out to tile setters and our tile setting fathers who dragged us to work at 14 years old. Thanks, Tom.

  • @masterjenkins632
    @masterjenkins632 Год назад +23

    two of my favourite comedians, always love to see them on a podcast together

  • @Kpt.Krunch
    @Kpt.Krunch Год назад +9

    Just pulled in my driveway from a 8pm-8AM shift. This couldn't have came at a better time. Gang Gang y'all! Have a beautiful day!

  • @seanwright1264
    @seanwright1264 Год назад +3

    Tom's reaction when Theo said the old bed is still there is priceless.

  • @kurttaguba17
    @kurttaguba17 Год назад +15

    Laughed so hard when the mom tried to sue the city because of the snow.. hahahahahaha

  • @CBeesy
    @CBeesy 8 месяцев назад +2

    Im dead at theo waking up in a house everyday with his coffee looking at pictures and awards from a black family he doesnt know all over his walls 😂

  • @carminelaguzio5
    @carminelaguzio5 Год назад +81

    Tom doubling fisting with a Celsius and a coffee and not having a heart attack mid episode is so impressive. His resting heart rate had to of been like 175 lmfao

  • @dominickmontgomery4299
    @dominickmontgomery4299 Год назад +74

    Seeing all the top tier Austin comics show so much support and love to Theo makes me so damn happy.

    • @JoshBruin77
      @JoshBruin77 Год назад +3

      They've all been his friends for the last 20 years, so it makes sense.

    • @a-q9414
      @a-q9414 Год назад +9

      Theyre "austin comics" now 💀 it was LA a few years ago but they all followed daddy rogans lead

  • @maria3joanna
    @maria3joanna 9 дней назад

    I lost it at "with him wearing a little apron 'ya'll come on innn'" hahaha

  • @raxnn
    @raxnn Год назад +320

    Rooster Teeth has come along way! I remember being like 15, watching Red Vs Blue thinking this is the most funny thing on the internet.

    • @popomomo12
      @popomomo12 Год назад +3

      X2

    • @slizzy49th69
      @slizzy49th69 Год назад +19

      I FORGOT ALL ABOUT RED VS BLUE HOLY SHIT

    • @jaysonwallace7865
      @jaysonwallace7865 Год назад +2

      Word I just commented a couple shows the people who’ve never watched them should check out. Immersion, million dollars but, and fuckface are their best shows and I love they are getting the boost from Theo. Even if it’s just from leasing studio space to him. They definitely need the shoutouts lately. So much drama around their brand, they need a break man.

    • @KodieJames13
      @KodieJames13 Год назад

      They're trash now. They fell off hard in 2019ish and got to woke. Their comedy is crap now tbh

    • @ehhhhhhhh2233
      @ehhhhhhhh2233 Год назад +1

      ​@barrymccockiner6273 Ryan Haywood, a tenured Achievement Hunter at the time, was grooming underage girls & sending nudes when he was married with children.

  • @MidnightMouse
    @MidnightMouse Год назад +6

    i love how genuine you are theo, when you forget something you were going to say, youre just honest about it.

  • @Crimson28
    @Crimson28 Год назад +1

    16:57 “It’s like Bert at Arby’s” LMAO 🤣

  • @franktrandicostacomedy3370
    @franktrandicostacomedy3370 Год назад +21

    God these two are the funniest conversationalists ever. So natural, even offstage.

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse Год назад +1

      I don't dislike Theo's stand up, but he's infinitely more entertaining to me when he's just letting those wheels spin.

    • @ashtoncavanagh1622
      @ashtoncavanagh1622 Год назад +1

      I mean, obviously real conversation is going to feel more natural than a prewritten stand up routine lmao both funnier in podcasts imo

    • @franktrandicostacomedy3370
      @franktrandicostacomedy3370 Год назад +1

      @@ashtoncavanagh1622 I get where you’re coming from. However, I meant in regards to both their standup and how well they are able to just be natural on camera. I’ve been on podcasts, and I’m onstage all the time, and it still can be super difficult to just be in the moment. It’s a thing that comes with mastery they both have is what I was trying to say.

    • @ashtoncavanagh1622
      @ashtoncavanagh1622 Год назад +1

      @@franktrandicostacomedy3370 that's fair enough, the way you phrased it was just funny. Though I have to say that while Theo is one of the funniest people alive when it comes to podcasts, I've never found his standup very funny at all. Mainly for the sole reason that it feels forced and unnatural.

  • @DavidLee-lr6ie
    @DavidLee-lr6ie Год назад +31

    I've said it once I'll say it again, Theo's guest lineup is unmatched by ANY podcast. I can't wait to see Tom's new special.

  • @JudeMarley3135
    @JudeMarley3135 8 месяцев назад

    That “they say if you have goats, you shouldn’t have just one” reference when it comes to kidnapping multiple children was CRAZY bruh… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelLabs
    @MichaelLabs Год назад +39

    I love seeing these two together ❤️

  • @noGPSdata
    @noGPSdata Год назад +7

    Some of these pods feel like the two people get together and say " you're famous, I'm famous, let's just say words for an hour and sprinkle in names of people we know and hope for the best." And it just becomes a stream of consciousness that feels like a foggy mist, you're attempting to grasp what they got together to discuss and an hour later you realize there wasn't anything and most of the things they said probably weren't even real or didn't happen.

    • @Schuylock
      @Schuylock Год назад +1

      I feel that. I listen to a lot of podcasts and should probably stop and be more constructive with my time.

    • @morganmarston
      @morganmarston Год назад +3

      Especially with Tom & Bert.
      Empty, superficial conversations about themselves.
      Tom & Bert are not funny... just lucky they are acquainted with Joe Rogan.

  • @HardNocLyfe
    @HardNocLyfe Год назад

    “Ill be that lil trebuchet or ill do something. Ill work for a castle or something.” Fucking hilarious

  • @maggiefiricano9799
    @maggiefiricano9799 Год назад +22

    Tom really knows how to lighten the mood

  • @jaydub2130
    @jaydub2130 Год назад +21

    Theo reminds me of my best friend growing up. Just the crazy stuff he willing put himself through. Just flat out funny

    • @acousticcovers7422
      @acousticcovers7422 Год назад

      I agree, I think we all grew up with a Theo somewhere down the line just maybe not as much as a comedic genius as Theo. The best thing about him is he will listen to what they are saying and just subtly throw his gags in without driving the conversation down a different route. Definitely a great listener.

  • @joshuatausinga7670
    @joshuatausinga7670 Год назад

    "I wouldn't want anyone kidnapped in my house, I don't think" 😂😂😂😂

  • @devanbrajevich5936
    @devanbrajevich5936 Год назад +11

    17:37 theo's bert impression has me dead ☠

  • @xCLIPxGODx
    @xCLIPxGODx Год назад +15

    Thank you for your service Tommy. Keep the enemies at a distance.

  • @danieloneill5452
    @danieloneill5452 Год назад

    " i remember hiding in my buddies hamper just to smell his moms bras, i would hide in there for an hour just to huff those cups!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Golden!!!

  • @doodoo66
    @doodoo66 Год назад +5

    Tom talking about the heat in Florida is so true. I'm an electrician and often have to do AC units in attics in Florida. You wanna talk about hot. Sometimes it reminds me of mission impossible trying to defuse a bomb when you can't really breathe, sweat in your eyes, feeling your mind start to shut down

  • @mnmsaregood1
    @mnmsaregood1 Год назад +13

    “Yelling racial slurs at the sky” Theo is on another level

    • @rileyhughes5613
      @rileyhughes5613 Год назад +1

      Thats a watered down Atell joke: "I want a girl who gets drunk and yells the N-word at the moon".

  • @smittywerben4135
    @smittywerben4135 Год назад

    “He’s the Easter bunny of bodies, kinda.”
    Holy shit I am fucking HOWLING 🤣 💀

  • @Joodles280
    @Joodles280 Год назад +15

    a sketch show about the different characters theo’s mentioned in his home town could be hilarious

  • @devonconway6701
    @devonconway6701 Год назад +44

    Theo is the only person that ads actually make me wanna buy the product even if I don't need it 😂

  • @manwithaplan14
    @manwithaplan14 19 дней назад

    Love when Theo clinches his teeth 😂it gives me flash backs of that ☃️

  • @greggoryz10
    @greggoryz10 Год назад +11

    This was too short but so good! Dying with the Lee Syatt chat, god I miss the church and both of you guys were some of the best guests Lmao. Lees squeal 😂

    • @aaronm2283
      @aaronm2283 Год назад +1

      Yes lee was underrated, I found myself listening to that podcast because of lee, he was a real gem. But Theo was right, about Joey being a bad influence on him, I just think if lee stayed there any longer he could been heading to a early grave. But it was fucking fun times.

  • @Coloradokill710
    @Coloradokill710 Год назад +4

    Joey talking to Joey for an ending was great lol

  • @uchihaability
    @uchihaability Год назад +1

    Theo mentioning the Chinese kids hanging off the bicycle unlocked DEEEEEP memories from my elementary school book fair.

  • @mastercreamer1398
    @mastercreamer1398 Год назад +17

    This is I think the funniest podcast I’ve listened too in years. I listen to them every and this one had me laugh out loud so many times! Thank you!

  • @tindlevibes4680
    @tindlevibes4680 Год назад +19

    Theo is doing great booking folks that can keep up with him. Great one.

  • @lightjedi777
    @lightjedi777 Год назад +9

    A few years ago, I caught Theo's standup. Having been a white kid in a ghetto, I found all of his comedy relatable. I stumbled on this interview, and being a huge fan of Tom, I tuned in. I found Theo to be the kind of person I'd love to hang out with and be friends with, which seems to be a sentiment shared by many, judging by his subscriber count. 💜

  • @yasserhennawi
    @yasserhennawi Год назад +13

    Let’s go! Another fan favorite episode to ease the week a bit 🙇

  • @rbayt1
    @rbayt1 Год назад +21

    The laugh and giggles from Tom are such… natural. So comfy to spend some time with Theo