Toms story of how his dad saved someone from drowning is exactly what happened to me. One of those jet water slides pushed me right to the bottom of a deep deep pool when i was a kid. And my mom saved me. So crazy that happens a lot. Thank god for Toms dad and my mom!
Ran into Tom outside a show in Vegas this past weekend. I just told him in passing “hey Tom big fan love your stuff”. He rolled his eyes and cruised on by.
What makes you think it’s believable Tom took the time to listen to you “in passing”, and then roll his eyes to you while you compliment him. Hard to believe probably didn’t even hear you.
What’s really hilarious is they have this exact same conversation about drowning with Ari and Bert during their last Sober October. SAME conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the exact same thing!! It’s actually really crazy because I was watching the sober October episode the same days I watched this one, and I thought to myself wow Tom told the story on both? And I crazy? And then I was like oh yeah, he did because he’s missing Parts of the story lol
@@RS-lw2fo and also like, we all only have so much to say, we are bound to retell stories, god knows how many times i've repeated stories to my friends
Exactly. How many of us could talk as much as these guys and make a living off of it? Of course there's going to be some repeats.@@suttemussttittti2279
Jamie, I think it is time to to start having a video insert rather than just moving the camera to cover the TV. The TV always has a washed out image, the picture blooms in the white areas..
There was a girl that identified as a cat and the parents requested to place a litter box in each of her classes...nuts. The school declined this request. Soon after she went to home schooling.
@iamjezuzchrist Total respect. Honestly, I can hardly get through recent episodes of YMH cause I just can't stand Christine. The episodes where he has the blow-up doll in her place were some of my favorites. And two bears has been a mess since the kool-aid episode. Hitlers tea cup was a great episode but Barts fucking seagull squeak is unbearable.
@robertdoherty821 Christine likes being ignorant. Doesn't make for the best content, but that's always been her role. It's just amplified nowadays. Money has a way of doing that.
@@robertdoherty821i haven't watched in about a year, whenever they did a few shows live at the nascar event - i was like "ooookay this jumped the shark."
I was so happy to get a notification that Joe uploaded until I saw who it was. I really hate it when I find a YTer or podcast that I enjoy and then you end up slowly watching them change into egotistical, entitled, self-righteous, braggart, who slowly starts to show their resentment of the fans that helped to build them up. Watch as they slowly become out of touch with the majority of their fan base and how that fan base is seriously struggling in today's world. I'm sorry but I gotta skip this one Joe. I know my one little view doesn't amount to anything and I don't expect it to. Ya I'm leaving a comment which is engagement and that's cool. Joe deserves the engagement. So if I can't watch Tom the blow hard I can atleast leave a comment in support of JRE anyway.
I know what you're saying. Tom has gone to the level of some famous actor. I couldn't figure it out for a while. Schaub did it the fastest and most aggressive. I had to file Your Mom's House next to The Fighter and the Kid
If you were a real fan you d know Joe doesn't read comments and you would give his guests a real chance... I ve disliked 30 percent percent of his guests but I still watched and learn something new every time.
After my leg operation (Spiral fracture with a metal plate) I wasn't able to do front lunges without looking like a GIMP however I can do Backward Lunges if it helps you Tom.
Love this podcast episode. So many thoughts to share about their discussions, but I'll stick to one: talking about scary movies and how the monsters seem like there's nothing new to see. I immediately thought of John Carpenter's The Thing. The alien forms were fucking crazy. I kept hoping they'd mention that movie. But I saw it in a theater when it first came out in the 80s. It scared the shit out of me. Riding home, in a station wagon with like 6 other people -- I kept expecting somebody to Change. That was some fucked up shit. Great movie.
My mom was diagnosed sept 16th 2024 with terminal lung cancer and the maid shot was administered oct 29th in her own bed. But it's not quite as easy. You need 2 doctors to approve the suicide one of them is a specific doctor that really tries to talk you out of it. Even trying to offer to get you approved but not set the date. 100 per cent maid was right for my mom. 💯 try to talk you out of it. If someone is suicidal they don't get maid
1:14:31 bro just said you have a model that looks like shes the long snapper for the colts without even cracking a smile holy shit why did it have to be the long snapper 😂😂😂😂😂
I worked for wonder bread and Sara Lee, they use a lot of sugar in the different recipes. Must is corn syrup, then some regular sugar, honey and molasses is also used in different amounts depending on bread
Authors quite often buy copies of their own book to hit the threshold of 5-10,000 books sold in one week to get on the NY Times best seller list to promote their book or their other career endeavors. It would of cost him under 200k to be able to be put on the NY Times best sellers list.
Talking about burt being out of control. I can’t believe in this day and age people still don’t realise alcohol is an addictive drug and it only gets worse
Something about this episode feels oddly rehearsed. Is it me or does it feel like they planned on talking to specific without saying their names? Like you know who you are stop stealing jokes. Usually the conversation sounds like Joe talking to anyone. For usually not being rehearsed the show flows well. There is like never awkward moments of silence. Joe was definitely made for this show.
It's the Spotify backlog getting uploaded. During the contract new episodes had to be exclusive to Spotify for the term length of the contract, now that the contracts terms have ended so has the excluvisity restriction. Thus we get the uploaded 'out of order' episodes
Joe the comedian philosopher “don’t u hate when a non-comic tries to give u advice it’s like telling a surgeon what to do” Except we all tell jokes we all don’t perform surgery
Toms story of how his dad saved someone from drowning is exactly what happened to me. One of those jet water slides pushed me right to the bottom of a deep deep pool when i was a kid. And my mom saved me. So crazy that happens a lot. Thank god for Toms dad and my mom!
"Go to the store, and ima make this soup... get six onions" 😂
And if you disagree, you’re poor little while later big dicks are bad for your health
When Tom says “we split a pizza” that’s code for spit-roasting an Italian boy.
😂😂😂
Sheesh
huhhh
No tf, creeper
A dry WINE to start and desert liquor to finish. 😂
I hate the beginning of sweating, just like working in the rain. But once I'm soaked I'm good.
so true
Imagine working and being a poor in the pouring rain
Ran into Tom outside a show in Vegas this past weekend. I just told him in passing “hey Tom big fan love your stuff”. He rolled his eyes and cruised on by.
What makes you think it’s believable Tom took the time to listen to you “in passing”, and then roll his eyes to you while you compliment him. Hard to believe probably didn’t even hear you.
@@brettph2641Ummm he called an airport worker a cu!? And then made fun of people for being poor...
Tom segura isn't funny in the slightest... Bert is funnier... jesus
@@DjBobbyRicksyou could not be more wrong
@@brettph2641cuz you think he’s more than just a guy
But that sounds like that fkr fs
Classic Tom right there
What’s really hilarious is they have this exact same conversation about drowning with Ari and Bert during their last Sober October. SAME conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the exact same thing!! It’s actually really crazy because I was watching the sober October episode the same days I watched this one, and I thought to myself wow Tom told the story on both? And I crazy? And then I was like oh yeah, he did because he’s missing Parts of the story lol
@@RS-lw2fo and also like, we all only have so much to say, we are bound to retell stories, god knows how many times i've repeated stories to my friends
Exactly. How many of us could talk as much as these guys and make a living off of it? Of course there's going to be some repeats.@@suttemussttittti2279
RIP OUR FEEDS AND THANK YOU JOE FOR ALL OF US ON RUclips 🥰🥰🥰
The best comedians are the comedians that can tell stories.
Mostly stories...
My favorite podcast are the ones tom is on where he actually gets to speak. He's great on podcast.
He's such a fantastic storyteller. Sucks you right in and makes you laugh at unexpected points.
so pretty any podcast he does without Bert 😂
Oh no not another person that doesn't like when Joe talks on his talk show?
SHOUT OUT TO JAMIE!! PUTTING IN WORK BROTHER!!!
Jamie, I think it is time to to start having a video insert rather than just moving the camera to cover the TV. The TV always has a washed out image, the picture blooms in the white areas..
I believe it's the only way to avoid copyright
Jaime's computer is on Alpha Brain.
This episode is amazing... if you can't sleep ! 4th time watching still haven't passed the 20 min mark.
I love seeing Joe fall out laughing his ass off 😂
Jamie banning any comment talking about Tom being a dickhead with tsa and normal people "poors" as he put it.
I was wondering where they all went
There was a girl that identified as a cat and the parents requested to place a litter box in each of her classes...nuts. The school declined this request. Soon after she went to home schooling.
It's refreshing to get to hear Tom have a conversation without being interrupted by his R-worded wife or his narcissistic best friend.
Tom treats Rogan as an elder. Go back to the earlier episodes with Tina in them, Tom has always had the same attitude towards Rogan.
@iamjezuzchrist Total respect. Honestly, I can hardly get through recent episodes of YMH cause I just can't stand Christine. The episodes where he has the blow-up doll in her place were some of my favorites. And two bears has been a mess since the kool-aid episode. Hitlers tea cup was a great episode but Barts fucking seagull squeak is unbearable.
@robertdoherty821 Christine likes being ignorant. Doesn't make for the best content, but that's always been her role. It's just amplified nowadays. Money has a way of doing that.
Snowflake alert. The self censorship shows how weak you really are. They are just words not bullets. Lmao
@@robertdoherty821i haven't watched in about a year, whenever they did a few shows live at the nascar event - i was like "ooookay this jumped the shark."
hit the like button if the ATF is gay
That's an insult to 🐓 suckers.
Fed
Sooooo ghey
Automatic transmission fluid it what?
😂 I don't know what you mean but if I know I did🎉
Joe don’t give a fuck he just dropped 75 episodes in a week 😂
John Carpenters The Thing is probably one of my favorite monster movies. The fx are soooo good for its time
I was so happy to get a notification that Joe uploaded until I saw who it was. I really hate it when I find a YTer or podcast that I enjoy and then you end up slowly watching them change into egotistical, entitled, self-righteous, braggart, who slowly starts to show their resentment of the fans that helped to build them up. Watch as they slowly become out of touch with the majority of their fan base and how that fan base is seriously struggling in today's world.
I'm sorry but I gotta skip this one Joe. I know my one little view doesn't amount to anything and I don't expect it to. Ya I'm leaving a comment which is engagement and that's cool. Joe deserves the engagement. So if I can't watch Tom the blow hard I can atleast leave a comment in support of JRE anyway.
Yeah, I'm sure Joe is unaware of your existence and will sleep just fine without your viewing.
I know what you're saying. Tom has gone to the level of some famous actor. I couldn't figure it out for a while. Schaub did it the fastest and most aggressive. I had to file Your Mom's House next to The Fighter and the Kid
If you were a real fan you d know Joe doesn't read comments and you would give his guests a real chance... I ve disliked 30 percent percent of his guests but I still watched and learn something new every time.
Rogan is the best, great podcast!!! Great comedian!!
After my leg operation (Spiral fracture with a metal plate) I wasn't able to do front lunges without looking like a GIMP however I can do Backward Lunges if it helps you Tom.
everytime i walked into a subway it smells the same as a pet store , down side no puppies
IM SO CONFUSED WHEN THESE EPISODES WERE RELEASED, I NEED TO KNOWWW
If you scroll to the very bottom of the description, it has a "released date" which I believe is accurate.
Yeah, checking 1844 on Spotify...pretty much the same date as the YT "released" date. Give or take a day.
@UnicornGuts666 thank you! I was excited thinking some were new.
you have the internet
Are people that brain dead to not realize these are Spotify pods? 1st clue, Look at the episode # people. No common sense
Tom is so good in the new Snowpiercer series 😂😂😂
The blob scared me for life 😅
I like how they talked about stealing a bit and Joe is renown for calling people out for taking joke and Joe was chill about it
Are we getting every single episode?!!
Fuck the poors
I almost drown in the platte river in michigan last year....terrifing & awakining moment
Tom is "Murdering" in Hollywood FL tonight 11/27/2024
Big Love to three of you.
35:41 Ireland is NOT IN THE UK/BRITAIN. It's a completely separate country.
Thank you Joe Rogan for blessing millions of peoples’ subscription feed for a day.
Steve McQueen was epic in the Blob
I bought Toms book as soon as it came out. I recommend everyone to check it out.
Lmao goofy
@@michaelpelzek8882 If you CAN read you should still buy it.
Idk if this is a new strat but every time a jre video pops up on my feed that I’ve clearly seen I’ve clicked on so this could be a new strat
Just a switch over from one platform back to another
It would be helpful to know when this was filmed.
Scroll to the bottom of the description. The date is in blue. July 13, 2022
@@buckeyegirl16Thank You
Bert is the new Slurmz Mckenzie
Joe you’re FUCKING UP MY RUclips FEED
He said to tell you "Your welcome" 💋
@@jasonbevelA*you're
@@winstonsmith11 He said to tell you "Your a twat" 😆
Memes are just poor people art 😂❤ 38:04
This is so well done.
All I see is Joe Rogan on my feed
28:30 His inner Bill Burr is showing
I used to love Tom but now I can't afford it anymore to make any comments about him.....
“ why do you have to add humor?”
Because you’re a comedian 😂
WHERE ARE THE BODIES, TOM????!!!
Long snapper for for the colts is crazy
I LOVE watching joe rogans little brother! Let's go jeans!
1:17:17 It's not fair that this 600 pound woman can shut down a buffet all by herself.
Omg, Wonderbread, Peanut butter and jelly is the best thing ever.
Love this podcast episode.
So many thoughts to share about their discussions, but I'll stick to one: talking about scary movies and how the monsters seem like there's nothing new to see.
I immediately thought of John Carpenter's The Thing.
The alien forms were fucking crazy. I kept hoping they'd mention that movie. But I saw it in a theater when it first came out in the 80s. It scared the shit out of me. Riding home, in a station wagon with like 6 other people -- I kept expecting somebody to Change. That was some fucked up shit. Great movie.
My mom was diagnosed sept 16th 2024 with terminal lung cancer and the maid shot was administered oct 29th in her own bed. But it's not quite as easy. You need 2 doctors to approve the suicide one of them is a specific doctor that really tries to talk you out of it. Even trying to offer to get you approved but not set the date. 100 per cent maid was right for my mom. 💯 try to talk you out of it. If someone is suicidal they don't get maid
2:48:02 8-10 hours is just sleeping it off. If that’s a coma…. You finish the sentence… I can’t decide
1:14:31 bro just said you have a model that looks like shes the long snapper for the colts without even cracking a smile holy shit why did it have to be the long snapper 😂😂😂😂😂
I worked for wonder bread and Sara Lee, they use a lot of sugar in the different recipes. Must is corn syrup, then some regular sugar, honey and molasses is also used in different amounts depending on bread
Jamie carries the boats
One of those few times you just have to hit the Like button before even watching
Spot doing joe dirty, he uploading all the hits to his tube lol
@8:42 LOL.
When did this air
July 2022
Idk why but the pic of Ari pissing in a bottle killed me😂😂😂
At 40:34...I wonder if the irony has hit joe when comparing those first books with his podcast. 🤔
He will just do a "Fully Clothed" tour where he leaves his shirt on
NO MORE TAXES ON OVERTIME
Authors quite often buy copies of their own book to hit the threshold of 5-10,000 books sold in one week to get on the NY Times best seller list to promote their book or their other career endeavors. It would of cost him under 200k to be able to be put on the NY Times best sellers list.
Anything Tom is an immediate changing of the video.
Talking about burt being out of control. I can’t believe in this day and age people still don’t realise alcohol is an addictive drug and it only gets worse
Everyone knows that they're just in denial
Why are they re uploading old episodes every day?
Awesome
Dam I need a Drink
Nobodies stealing Toes jokes 😂😂
I made pizza for aliving amd we add sugar and salt in the dough
Oh thats awesome! Tom would call you a poor.
I’m one of those forklift drivers
Something about this episode feels oddly rehearsed. Is it me or does it feel like they planned on talking to specific without saying their names? Like you know who you are stop stealing jokes.
Usually the conversation sounds like Joe talking to anyone. For usually not being rehearsed the show flows well. There is like never awkward moments of silence. Joe was definitely made for this show.
Well he got to talk about the book much longer than I expected before Joe took off on the insecurity rant
joeys balls lmao
I've never laughed so hard at someone getting P on.
Tom is a sleeper cell he doesn't know it
0:15 This guest qualifies as "repulsive content" under my personal viewing policy
Does joe use a different mic than 2 bears? Tom sounds like he has a lisp that I've never heard before on 2 bears
He wears something like a retainer now to undo the damage the mouthguard he wore to sleep for years lol
Whaaat is going on. How come I'm not getting notified and why do these episodes have no views
RUclips’s algorithm is all messed up and their alerts are all jacked up
It's the Spotify backlog getting uploaded. During the contract new episodes had to be exclusive to Spotify for the term length of the contract, now that the contracts terms have ended so has the excluvisity restriction. Thus we get the uploaded 'out of order' episodes
My mother wrote a 17 page book and got it published just to make me feel bad for not paying attention to her
That russian Handsome Squidward Joe showed Tom was fucking nutso
18 beers are rookie numbers
0:40 Tom didn't write that book. He is short in the brain 😂
You make zero sense
I feel like they talk about kraton likemthy before🤔, or is an old episode re-run? Someone remember?
Is Ari asleep in the other room still?
Uz lost me at working out 😂
10:38 ari schafeer
I have the strange ability to not know.I'm drunk until I can't read my phone Unless I close my eye
my knee is hurting......
strain vampires are kind of like blade 2 . mutated
My kids were raised on Joe Rogan and now they all hate ranch dressing. Go figure.
Joe the comedian philosopher “don’t u hate when a non-comic tries to give u advice it’s like telling a surgeon what to do”
Except we all tell jokes we all don’t perform surgery
Dude do you hold theaters or thousands of people for comedy?? It’s a serious skill lmao
That was super disrespectful to John Daly
hows the homeless problem joe ? is it fixed or was it gavin newsomed lmao
Kratom can get physically addictive and have similar withdrawal symptoms to hereon. No long term use.
We are comparing ourselves to surgeons now?
I can't watch this, too poor, I gotta wash my wash cloths