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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @LaLajki
    @LaLajki 5 лет назад +1525

    "For Sober October I gave up bacon" - Joey Diaz
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rileyoffline
    @rileyoffline 5 лет назад +3663

    only joey diaz would say “between me and you” on the most popular podcast in the world

    • @rogerlino7626
      @rogerlino7626 5 лет назад +29

      victoria avery For real 😂

    • @massimoamato5593
      @massimoamato5593 5 лет назад +9

      victoria avery Lmaooo

    • @trevorthomas3205
      @trevorthomas3205 5 лет назад +19

      victoria avery your beautiful message me back Ima put a smile on your picture

    • @SoulEraser000
      @SoulEraser000 5 лет назад +79

      @@trevorthomas3205 You're disgusting

    • @papichefitup
      @papichefitup 5 лет назад +2

      Wassup baby nice pic

  • @AseelSoueid
    @AseelSoueid 5 лет назад +3517

    Joey Diaz on JRE, this is not what the world wants... It's what the world needs.

  • @Porkins
    @Porkins 4 года назад +528

    If my bulldog could speak, he would sound like Joey Diaz.

  • @BenjaminGarciateknospy
    @BenjaminGarciateknospy 5 лет назад +1550

    Love how Joey remembers the first and last name of a guy he robbed in ‘72, the name of the street corner, the time of day, the smell of fresh bread from a nearby bakery, and still says Khalabib & Stiopic.

    • @milwaukeedale9445
      @milwaukeedale9445 5 лет назад +60

      Cause he's lying

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 5 лет назад +39

      Cuz he's a legend

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 5 лет назад +107

      @@milwaukeedale9445 you're probably just suuuper miserable. There's plenty of people that have memories like that especially with their long term memory lol and just go looks at his record.

    • @redpantiesnight9423
      @redpantiesnight9423 5 лет назад +11

      All these celebs lie alot.....they lie almost about everything and over exaggerate everything

    • @tylerlemm9108
      @tylerlemm9108 5 лет назад +16

      Milwaukee dale that’s some nice evidence you got there

  • @edwardmarlowe7926
    @edwardmarlowe7926 5 лет назад +421

    I don't think Joe Rogan is any happier than when he speaks with Joey

    • @MrPagnito
      @MrPagnito 5 лет назад +12

      duncan trussel podcasts are pretty awesome too

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 4 года назад +1

      When he's with Ms. Pat he laughs his ass off.

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад +1

      Ms.pat on the church of what's happening now is classic. She got her nipple shot off! Poor rabbit😁

    • @Natedogg1952
      @Natedogg1952 28 дней назад

      His old podcasts with Ralphie May were amazing.

  • @mzc102908
    @mzc102908 5 лет назад +1048

    Joey: did I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman
    Jogan: you were a volunteer fireman?
    Joey: "Ok so, cocaine was 1800 an ounce in the 80s.."
    People have the audacity to ask me why I listen to podcasts all day.

  • @dickrickum1489
    @dickrickum1489 5 лет назад +507

    i love that joey diaz talks about food like its the best drug he's ever taken. He talks about doing coke like eating a sandwich and talks about sandwiches like they're cocaine

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 лет назад +4

      That's what happens when you're obese

    • @Ash-se6gh
      @Ash-se6gh 4 года назад +10

      He was trying to ease the pain. He literally went trough hell when he lost his mom.

    • @handler_music
      @handler_music 4 года назад +3

      That cuz food's betta

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад +2

      @@raimundosilva4382 WTF???

    • @slicedbread5692
      @slicedbread5692 4 года назад

      @@spikentheneck629 idk exactly either man but its Portuguese.. Something about making a whore give a BJ or something? I know a few of the words but idk how the sentence structure translates to english.. But thats the general idea

  • @nerdbashingtime1536
    @nerdbashingtime1536 5 лет назад +973

    I feel like I need to cough for Joey Diaz.

    • @scott7387
      @scott7387 5 лет назад +27

      DarkGC under rated comment

    • @stevemoses6654
      @stevemoses6654 5 лет назад +12

      I love listening to him talk but I keep clearing my throat like it'll fix him. I can't stop haha

    • @AGTTMAOOTB
      @AGTTMAOOTB 5 лет назад +9

      DarkGC i’ll help you but i don’t think it’ll be enough we need a whole team to cough for him

    • @RBturbolover
      @RBturbolover 5 лет назад +3

      DarkGC , Joey needs to cough for his heart failure's sake. That's fluid in his lungs, building up due to classical heart failure.

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 лет назад +5

      I smash ventolin inhaler every 5 minutes when i listen to joeyD

  • @michaelborg4771
    @michaelborg4771 5 лет назад +613

    “Don’t check-fact me on this”

    • @rallyrockss
      @rallyrockss 5 лет назад +36

      He’s the embodiment of the best cubano americanos

    • @iwasnevergivenaname8251
      @iwasnevergivenaname8251 5 лет назад +1

      I thought i heard him say that but i was like nah lol

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 лет назад +2

      Cocaine Brain

    • @anthonym5655
      @anthonym5655 4 года назад

      Michael Borg Ahahaha that’s part of what makes him so hilarious

    • @amiesharkey601
      @amiesharkey601 4 года назад

  • @dl2one
    @dl2one 5 лет назад +767

    Let's be real here, Joey should be a weekly guest

    • @CATASTROPHE808
      @CATASTROPHE808 5 лет назад +6

      AMEN to that shit!

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats 5 лет назад +19

      Nobody should be a weekly guest

    • @jaymanly8018
      @jaymanly8018 5 лет назад +9

      Yea I need a break here and there. That would allow me to catch up on the rest of the podcasts.
      If I want the joey Diaz experience I’ll go hang out with the old bums and listen to their fabricated stories that change very time they are told.

    • @15BZD
      @15BZD 5 лет назад

      God bless us

    • @DiStUrBeDxNaTiOn
      @DiStUrBeDxNaTiOn 5 лет назад +6

      I need Joey to cohost more often that episode with the dude who only spoke Spanish and Joey was translating for him was fucking tremendous

  • @dino_reazy4572
    @dino_reazy4572 5 лет назад +1406

    Joey "I'm lactoid intolerant" Diaz

    • @karenlee4874
      @karenlee4874 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 5 лет назад +37

      I have no tolerance for lactoid and I won't stand for it.

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt 5 лет назад +3

      @@haymaker710 Lactose is awful, enough said.

    • @dizzyvalentine
      @dizzyvalentine 5 лет назад

      😂😂i love it

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt 5 лет назад +1

      @@dizzyvalentine Lic-dat-toe

  • @benbranstner1904
    @benbranstner1904 5 лет назад +263

    "Listen, between you and I...." --Joey Diaz on a podcast that will be seen/heard by millions.

  • @muhhjordy2504
    @muhhjordy2504 5 лет назад +354

    Damn dude every time Joey comes on the podcast he looks more and more healthy

    • @-bandit-2287
      @-bandit-2287 5 лет назад +7

      Hes looking great compared to where he was though for sure

    • @ggallin5080
      @ggallin5080 5 лет назад +6

      So good to see

    • @SkillBeatz
      @SkillBeatz 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah I thought that too. Great to see 👍

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Jordahl truuuu 🙏🏼

  • @sloth5817
    @sloth5817 5 лет назад +828

    i love how joey addresses him, "joe rogan"

    • @kj_ny_
      @kj_ny_ 5 лет назад +45

      Alex Jenkins You listen to me Joe Rogan

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 5 лет назад +24

      Seems to be a New Yorker/New Jersey thing. haha

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 5 лет назад +3

      Bumpy J 🎯🤣

    • @MichaelL502
      @MichaelL502 5 лет назад +1

      I laugh every time

    • @zoogboog106
      @zoogboog106 5 лет назад +2

      Me 5

  • @jessicajennifer9827
    @jessicajennifer9827 5 лет назад +425

    This man should be a national treasure and be protected at all cost.

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 5 лет назад +13

      @Appalachian Mountains that pic aint real bro

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 5 лет назад +23

      @Appalachian Mountains you a lonely pissed off loser that aint got nuttin to do with your life.

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 5 лет назад +9

      @Appalachian Mountains life hasnt treated you well. 😭😭😭

    • @johnisgreat133
      @johnisgreat133 5 лет назад

      FUCK SF_SKINNY BROO

    • @mackenziehuda7110
      @mackenziehuda7110 5 лет назад +1

      Email Account malook**

  • @ImKurono
    @ImKurono 5 лет назад +435

    Bro I lost it.. "a banana another banana an apple and then you got to whip out the salami" roflll

  • @GRANDARKITEKT
    @GRANDARKITEKT 5 лет назад +1113

    Joey "let me tell you something" Diaz

    • @a661992
      @a661992 5 лет назад +25

      Justone “let me tell you something Joe Rogan”

    • @Wicked133
      @Wicked133 5 лет назад

      @@jimmyjohnson8065 👍

    • @fazadeset
      @fazadeset 5 лет назад

      Joey "the last storyteller" diaz

    • @SamsonBig14
      @SamsonBig14 5 лет назад

      Justone I just died 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @ksockhak
    @ksockhak 5 лет назад +513

    Everytime Joey talks I feel like I need to breathe for him

  • @OmelettesAreMe
    @OmelettesAreMe 5 лет назад +103

    When Joey laughs it sounds like a rc car starting up and running at full speed on a cobblestone road.

  • @andrewnewman5426
    @andrewnewman5426 5 лет назад +744

    Who else yelled “OH SHIT!” when u were notified of this video?

    • @lottostuuud
      @lottostuuud 5 лет назад +5

      Andrew Newman right here!🙋‍♂️

    • @zackgonzales6761
      @zackgonzales6761 5 лет назад +8

      Andrew Newman like a DOCTAH!!!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +4

      I smiled and did a "yay! Joey!" in my head :D

    • @RCGshakenbake
      @RCGshakenbake 5 лет назад +4

      I did cawck suhcka!

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 5 лет назад +5

      I did! Lol! When I clicked on it, I threw myself on the bed, rolled my pillow under my head and said, "Aww shit! Here we go!"😄☺

  • @ricogrins4627
    @ricogrins4627 5 лет назад +561

    1:33:16 joey :”I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman?”
    Joe: “you were a volunteer fireman?”
    Joey: “Because.. alright so, COCAINE

  • @vibez4930
    @vibez4930 4 года назад +103

    “Id get high and throw side kicks for Jesus”

  • @liam6979
    @liam6979 5 лет назад +490

    I could listen to Joey tell stories about his youth all day

    • @larryfisherman6449
      @larryfisherman6449 5 лет назад +5

      Liam he makes you feel like you where with him the whole time

    • @user-cv4on5lp6f
      @user-cv4on5lp6f 5 лет назад +11

      @@larryfisherman6449 he should do books on tape I'd buy that shit lol

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 лет назад

      They're all lies

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 года назад +4

      Seven yeah sure now fuck off

    • @griffmac9350
      @griffmac9350 4 года назад

      He should start his own podcast!

  • @monolithicfishmongrel-x7129
    @monolithicfishmongrel-x7129 5 лет назад +131

    LMAO first thing I hear is Joeys deep ass breathing as Joes counting down 😂😂😂

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад

      Reported for being racist as hell against obese people.

    • @johnnypimberkins5168
      @johnnypimberkins5168 5 лет назад

      f u I hope you’re joking 🤣

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад

      @@johnnypimberkins5168 bruh bruh I'm deadass FR fr playuh

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 5 лет назад +252

    Joey Diaz episodes are the only ones I'll watch from start to finish.

  • @caseyl.9958
    @caseyl.9958 5 лет назад +398

    He’s says “between you and me” like there’s not thousands of people watching lmao

  • @TheAffeMaria
    @TheAffeMaria 5 лет назад +156

    Joe: "phenomenal"
    Joey: "phenomenal"
    Joe: "phenomenal"
    Joey: "phenomenal"

  • @SteBradburyDesign
    @SteBradburyDesign 5 лет назад +1166

    Less than 1 minute in and Joey has already pronounced something wrong 😂I love his lack of giving a shit, it's just perfect!

    • @pipi7607
      @pipi7607 5 лет назад +25

      are u a fucking grammer nazi ? go fucking to quora or some shit

    • @whalenbrinton
      @whalenbrinton 5 лет назад +63

      "Lacto-intolerant "

    • @ThisIsQuixoticHD
      @ThisIsQuixoticHD 5 лет назад +7

      Ste Bradbury Design the fact that you care that much about speech makes you look like weirdo. Normal people aren’t focused on that

    • @roch8593
      @roch8593 5 лет назад +1

      I love how they talked about McKenzie Dern too hahaha

    • @bio-plasmictoad5311
      @bio-plasmictoad5311 5 лет назад +4

      Who gives a fuck haha, English isn't his first language.

  • @CryptoPros1
    @CryptoPros1 5 лет назад +321

    FINALLY! Joey Coco Diaz back in the house! It was tremendous... just tremendous.

    • @bclancy9
      @bclancy9 5 лет назад

      Hope he's on again really soon like post Sober October!

    • @thepyroguy624
      @thepyroguy624 5 лет назад +2

      @tipped jungle watch early JRE. They started this togheter and Eddie. Let me guess you just started watching JRE 1 year ago?

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 5 лет назад +3

      *T R E M E N D O U S*

    • @TheAngryRepublican
      @TheAngryRepublican 5 лет назад

      These two are hilarious together. Only interview that would be better is joe and Donald 🇺🇸

    • @613cmac
      @613cmac 5 лет назад

      Why don't you just listen to his podcast?

  • @plkijnuhb9890
    @plkijnuhb9890 5 лет назад +943

    Petition to interview Young Jamie on the Joe Rogan Experience

    • @MineMansMellowVids
      @MineMansMellowVids 5 лет назад +27

      Signed.

    • @__Gw
      @__Gw 5 лет назад +17

      Please stop

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 5 лет назад +42

      No no offense on young Jamie. But I don’t think he’s that great of a conversationalist

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 5 лет назад +37

      I'll pass jamie seems like a weirdo tbh

    • @JGRICH61
      @JGRICH61 5 лет назад +7

      Jamie's the shit

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 лет назад +129

    "Did I ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman?"
    "You were a volunteer fireman?"
    "Alright, so cocaine was $1800 an ounce in.."

  • @RyboXBL
    @RyboXBL 5 лет назад +300

    I love how Joey Diaz always calls Joe “Joe Rogan”

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 5 лет назад +6

      He does that with everyone idk if u know who chael Sonnen was but chael mentioned that Joey always called him chael sonnen instead of just chael lol

    • @hl9009
      @hl9009 5 лет назад +8

      full names are where its at LOL!

    • @jesusisminenow
      @jesusisminenow 5 лет назад +6

      @@hl9009 You're right James Twining

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 5 лет назад +2

      Crazy because I don't call anyone by their name. Ever.

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 5 лет назад +2

      @@MaynardOwns Maybard Owns that's because you dont remember the names

  • @lukeschnitzler9067
    @lukeschnitzler9067 5 лет назад +536

    You know somethin Joe Rogan...

  • @RatzCarnatz
    @RatzCarnatz 5 лет назад +800

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz are just 4 years apart.

    • @a-aron4148
      @a-aron4148 5 лет назад +25

      Raț Florin are u serious lmaoo

    • @dopeburgermike
      @dopeburgermike 5 лет назад +117

      drugs are bad

    • @ImEliDova
      @ImEliDova 5 лет назад +172

      Joe took care of himself and Joey had fun lol

    • @WhackashitCollaborations
      @WhackashitCollaborations 5 лет назад +65

      Waiting for the morons who'll go on about Joe being juiced to the gills. lol
      He's 51, god forbid an old cunt does TRT therapy?People still have this notion in their heads that it's the same as taking strong doses of anabolic streroids. Wat

    • @Bleakr0se
      @Bleakr0se 5 лет назад +42

      Joe looks his age, Joey looks older than his age.

  • @DrGanjameister
    @DrGanjameister 5 лет назад +125

    Sometimes I forget about JRE for a few weeks or months at a time because I watch it exclusively on RUclips. When I go back and see all the episodes I missed, the Joey Diaz ones are always the ones I watch first. Instant clicks for me.

  • @MONDAY______
    @MONDAY______ 5 лет назад +971

    Thank you Jamie, Joey and Joe for this wonderful evening.

  • @YeahSureNoWorries
    @YeahSureNoWorries 5 лет назад +474

    When men age, they start to look like Clint Eastwood. When women age, they also start to look like Clint Eastwood.

    • @257799nico
      @257799nico 5 лет назад +2

      Mr Charles I’m sick 😂 lmaooo

    • @fw6313
      @fw6313 5 лет назад

      Mr Charles forwhite ppl, yes

    • @JadScout
      @JadScout 5 лет назад

      LMAO!!

    • @solace881
      @solace881 5 лет назад +8

      re lax hey, hey! Now my friend I’ve seen some very decrepit black, Mexican, Asian people as well as some very well aged white people. Enough w the stereotypes

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 5 лет назад +3

      @@fw6313 yeah, no one cares enough about the others to conw up with jokes about that

  • @gilbertperez1337
    @gilbertperez1337 5 лет назад +255

    Joey diaz is living proof drugs dont always ruin your memory

    • @cgavin1
      @cgavin1 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah but he's 55 years old here. Just let that sink in.

    • @TyrellPatrick
      @TyrellPatrick 5 лет назад +2

      @@cgavin1 it could also just be genes though

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 5 лет назад

      He is a liar

    • @connora9
      @connora9 5 лет назад

      Seven how is he a liar?

    • @sebastianstraub8910
      @sebastianstraub8910 5 лет назад +2

      @@cgavin1 yeah Joe Rogan's only four years younger than him

  • @Crewrenovations
    @Crewrenovations 5 лет назад +172

    Before I watch every podcast with Joey Diaz and Joe rogan I scroll down to read and laugh my ass off on the comments lmao

  • @locotx215
    @locotx215 5 лет назад +302

    When Tio Joey is on . . it's must listen

  • @Hooga89
    @Hooga89 5 лет назад +330

    "Oatmeal and some coconut milk, you'll be stabbing people till you're 90"
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mirnamm3590
      @mirnamm3590 5 лет назад

      Oatmeal will give you cancer, it is packed with glyphosate courtesy of Monsanto.

    • @DjSonicAZ
      @DjSonicAZ 5 лет назад

      @@mirnamm3590 www.health.com/nutrition/pesticides-in-oatmeal

    • @bicboi1930
      @bicboi1930 5 лет назад +1

      Timestamp needed

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 лет назад +1

      reading this whilst eating oatmeal. @@mirnamm3590

  • @stevelopez4571
    @stevelopez4571 5 лет назад +131

    1984 is the year Joey did everything...lol

    • @MrAsdrubalman
      @MrAsdrubalman 5 лет назад +9

      Steve Lopez that year was 72 months long in joey’s mind lmao!!

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 лет назад +14

      Well he was 22 years old so....

    • @240Sil
      @240Sil 5 лет назад +6

      the coke was tremendous dawg...

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 5 лет назад +4

      84 or 87, dawg....I'll neva forget.

    • @dandaily1145
      @dandaily1145 5 лет назад +1

      Bahaha

  • @MrXenon1994
    @MrXenon1994 4 года назад +21

    16:40 "Do you remember Crazy Eddie?"
    "Yeah, but tell everyone who Crazy Eddie was."
    This is why Joe's the best.

  • @zanethekeymasterr
    @zanethekeymasterr 5 лет назад +434

    U know uncle Joey spoils the shit outta his daughter 🤣🤣

    • @johnsoutullo8329
      @johnsoutullo8329 5 лет назад +73

      Mercy is the perfect name for a daughter for man with such a dark past... Second chance at life...

    • @thegigantico
      @thegigantico 5 лет назад +9

      HAHA dude did you photoshop bitches in your youtub profile pic?

    • @swumimobile5843
      @swumimobile5843 5 лет назад

      @@thegigantico 100% he s fucking funny.man,check his uploads..jesus christ

    • @jdaniels9242
      @jdaniels9242 5 лет назад

      @@johnsoutullo8329 was ttcllkillllv

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg 5 лет назад

      @@johnsoutullo8329 im going to name her mercy too now if I ever have a daughter.

  • @JamesFrederickstech
    @JamesFrederickstech 5 лет назад +159

    "The clowns went downtown and had a parade." One of the funniest statements ever made.

  • @j_soo
    @j_soo 5 лет назад +79

    Thank god for another podcast with our uncle joey 🙏

    • @j_soo
      @j_soo 5 лет назад

      Jeff Watson if my name was jeff Watson I’d be pissed too

  • @CzarFace6012
    @CzarFace6012 5 лет назад +19

    "Start with an apple, another apple, a banana, another banana, then you gotta bust out the salami sandwich."

  • @albertnh3
    @albertnh3 5 лет назад +101

    Joey Diaz should be the narrator for every book and movie out there. Tremendous

  • @VenicePsychic
    @VenicePsychic 5 лет назад +47

    "Get high and go throw sidekicks for Jesus" -- best t shirt ever.

  • @homeslice2487
    @homeslice2487 5 лет назад +129

    1600 dislikes? That's 1600 COCKSUCKAS!

    • @cameronsmith9362
      @cameronsmith9362 5 лет назад +3

      nah we’re the cocksuckas, they’re the half a momos

    • @someman6395
      @someman6395 4 года назад +1

      They probably wanted to like it but hit dislike by accident.

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад

      God damn Pauly shore and OTHER victims of the stars of death... I want to see that episode so damn Bad. Bio dome meets fear and loathing in Las Vegas!😎

  • @rafaelrobles4565
    @rafaelrobles4565 5 лет назад +15

    Who else just loves Joey and really feels like he's your crazy uncle that you can't wait to see during the holidays or the family events. The man is a gift

  • @dolphin069
    @dolphin069 5 лет назад +141

    Uncle Joey looking healthy.

    • @Youknowwhathido
      @Youknowwhathido 5 лет назад +3

      ERD_3 for real, he still got some more to lose but he looks way better than he did in that podcast when he was talking about Khabib and Stipe

    • @darcyjamieson4366
      @darcyjamieson4366 5 лет назад +1

      Was gonna say, good for the cocksuka

    • @Lukefromdaridge
      @Lukefromdaridge 5 лет назад

      thats what im saying!

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 5 лет назад

      Sure, for a guy that can't see his dick...

  • @BoyoLevity
    @BoyoLevity 5 лет назад +406

    Joey "don't quote me on this" Diaz

    • @andrewriggs5079
      @andrewriggs5079 5 лет назад +13

      17:41 "don't check fact me on this"

    • @IrLosin
      @IrLosin 5 лет назад +2

      Joe "Anna Nicole was hotter than the sun" Rogan. I think it is time he gets some glasses.

    • @maulstar1
      @maulstar1 5 лет назад

      LUN4T1C she wasn’t hot!?

    • @LesMoorGlass
      @LesMoorGlass 5 лет назад

      his whole story on crazy eddie was wrong...lmao

  • @magnussticken8536
    @magnussticken8536 5 лет назад +35

    Everytime Joey breathes it sounds like a cat purring

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme 4 года назад +69

    When Joey Diaz butchers your name, you know your somebody!

    • @mcgruff157
      @mcgruff157 4 года назад

      When someone butchers the english language in your comment section you know you're somebody

    • @andrewzavala9633
      @andrewzavala9633 4 года назад +3

      Sore thumbs how is that a snowflake dumbass lmfaoo

  • @EurynomusBH
    @EurynomusBH 5 лет назад +346

    Crazy to think that Joey Diaz is only 4 years old than Joe Rogan.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 5 лет назад +129

      Irie Triumph yeah but Joey is 106 in coke years lmao

    • @mrhorselegs616
      @mrhorselegs616 5 лет назад +7

      Wtf that’s crazy,

    • @bnajbert
      @bnajbert 5 лет назад +3

      Isn't GH wonderful?

    • @abhishekshetty2159
      @abhishekshetty2159 5 лет назад +6

      Shit... This is the only motivation I will ever need.

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад

      5 years, ya schmuck

  • @AmuckPVP
    @AmuckPVP 5 лет назад +260

    "So I figure out uh I was uh lacktoid tolerant, (Rogan attempts to assist him with the correct pronunciation) lack toast intolerant."
    ~Joey Diaz

  • @jamesstallard5204
    @jamesstallard5204 5 лет назад +26

    Joey Diaz is one of the most consistently funny guests on the Rogan experience, but I think we can all agree that DAVE CHAPPELE needs to come on and give his 2 cents on life. Peace.

  • @jumpsmcgee
    @jumpsmcgee 4 года назад +50

    Joe's worst take in the history of his podcast:
    "Anything more than 2 pieces of bacon, you're getting greedy"- Joe Rogan

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 лет назад +158

    Joey is 55? No way. He doesn't look a day over Keith Richards.

    • @defivisionary1178
      @defivisionary1178 5 лет назад +2

      Jo Po most underrated comment

    • @patrickg420
      @patrickg420 5 лет назад +2

      i think hes 51

    • @patrickg420
      @patrickg420 5 лет назад +1

      born in 67

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 5 лет назад +4

      Joey is 55 and i think rogan just turned 51

    • @KazzArie
      @KazzArie 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe Imagine all the drugs keith Richards did but on a low budget. Yeah that’s probably why. Good he’s staying on the straight n narrow

  • @locals420
    @locals420 5 лет назад +80

    Joey coughs like he has pneumonia in the middle of talking about how healthy he is.

    • @RBturbolover
      @RBturbolover 5 лет назад +1

      Heart failure

    • @theguy6740
      @theguy6740 5 лет назад +3

      He is doing his best but 30 years of heavy drug abuse, being obese (dude weighed almost 400lbs at one point), he went through some shit man. But the dude is a legend! Love uncle Joey.

    • @bythefire123
      @bythefire123 5 лет назад

      COPD

  • @WhiteBoardFinance
    @WhiteBoardFinance 5 лет назад +304

    This is exactly what I needed today

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 5 лет назад +1

      Go get you some poon brother

    • @WhiteBoardFinance
      @WhiteBoardFinance 5 лет назад +1

      @@Iheartdgd I'm married to a bond girl bro lol

    • @84kjk
      @84kjk 5 лет назад +1

      I like ur nov stock picks. ESP baba. My Portfolio is killing me lately though. Think the worst is over for the time being?

    • @WhiteBoardFinance
      @WhiteBoardFinance 5 лет назад

      @@84kjk thanks kevin. I think it's just begun. If you want access to my personal portfolio I'll be starting a private membership group where I reveal everything

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 5 лет назад

      WhiteBoard Finance - Stocks & Real Estate all the more reason 💪🏻

  • @mack4098
    @mack4098 4 года назад +15

    Joey "not a parade, but what do they call it when people walk around with signs" Diaz

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 5 лет назад +67

    I want Joey Diaz to read me a bedtime story. He sounds like cookies and milk and a nice afternoon nap.

    • @thebigcheese5114
      @thebigcheese5114 5 лет назад +6

      soxfantony773 “let me tell you something Adam Leona.. when I was growing up we didn’t have bedtime stories”

    • @soxfantony773
      @soxfantony773 5 лет назад +4

      This little bitch Goldilocks needed the perfect porridge, just fucking eat it will ya dawg

  • @omersatmis3537
    @omersatmis3537 5 лет назад +72

    Joey "for sober october I gave up bacon" Diaz

    • @MindSynth2050
      @MindSynth2050 5 лет назад +2

      Joey "I gave up edibles for lent" Diaz

  • @brettbale9535
    @brettbale9535 5 лет назад +90

    Joey Diaz is life's version of a good old fashion leg sweep.

  • @katsunada
    @katsunada 5 лет назад +110

    I love Joey Diaz on jre it really feels like just 2 friends sitting down and chatting, no agenda like with some of the political guests.

    • @chris_redd2453
      @chris_redd2453 3 года назад

      That’s exactly what this is that why we love it

  • @austinrollins751
    @austinrollins751 5 лет назад +118

    “All them schools had ebesdos!”
    ~ Joey Diaz

  • @alexg959
    @alexg959 5 лет назад +209

    "TGIF- Fridays"
    -Joey Diaz

  • @user-er4xo2zl4r
    @user-er4xo2zl4r 5 лет назад +97

    Joey is morfing into a 70 year old Cuban grandmother

    • @rodolfot63
      @rodolfot63 5 лет назад +5

      Morfing. Totally.

    • @MrMann88
      @MrMann88 5 лет назад +6

      Mighty Morfin’ powder rangers

    • @Huxtee7
      @Huxtee7 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrMann88 Go go powder rangers OH NO METH INVASION!

  • @lordgeorge1
    @lordgeorge1 5 лет назад +63

    All I'm saying. Joe Rogan + Joey Diaz +Snoop Dogg 🔥

  • @adambarnhart2188
    @adambarnhart2188 5 лет назад +140

    Joe=50
    Joey=55
    God Damn does it pay off to take care of your body...

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 5 лет назад +1

      Adam Barnhart roids

    • @Ryan-dr5cr
      @Ryan-dr5cr 5 лет назад +27

      nuckels roids make you age faster not slower dumbass

    • @R3adybreck
      @R3adybreck 5 лет назад +3

      Also they both look old. Also joe lost his hair first

    • @ZaZa-kp9gt
      @ZaZa-kp9gt 5 лет назад +4

      Ryan Trickle you have zero idea what you are talking about. It’s hilarious.
      You go girl !!!! Who needs adequate information when we’ve got bullshit assumptions.
      TRT is not ‘roids’. It makes 40plus year old men’s hormones as the were in there prime.
      Yes it’s exogenous testosterone but it is basically a time machine.
      Basically it makes you look and feel younger.
      If you are boosting your levels to Ridiculous places then yes you will get super jacked and your body will shrivel up and beg for it to stop.
      TRT if you can afford it is well worth it.

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my 5 лет назад +7

      @@R3adybreck Joe looks 40, the guy doesn't look anywhere near his age

  • @dopeburgermike
    @dopeburgermike 5 лет назад +847

    Joe "I smoke so much weed when I sweat I set off fire alarms" Rogan

    • @e.e121
      @e.e121 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah, because fire alarms are set off by the scent of cannabis...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +2

      WARNING! I have 2 very attractive girlfriends and I am the greatest RUclipsr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear ....

    • @Birdyssk8services
      @Birdyssk8services 5 лет назад +9

      its called a joke dude lmao

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao wait when did he say that!!??

    • @trashbeatsalan2482
      @trashbeatsalan2482 5 лет назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku shhhhhhh

  • @Tomekkplk
    @Tomekkplk 5 лет назад +12

    Am I the only one who loses my shit every time Joey says “joe rogan”? 🤣

  • @barrettsumner7729
    @barrettsumner7729 4 года назад +26

    Uncle Joey:
    *Looks intensely at Joe*
    *Lowers voice* “Joe Rogan”

  • @HavocWade
    @HavocWade 5 лет назад +157

    I LIVE FOR THE JOEY DIAZ EPISODES COCKSUCKAS!🤘🤘🤘

    • @NODAK9
      @NODAK9 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha!! Fuck yeah 👍

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад +1

      Reported

    • @NODAK9
      @NODAK9 5 лет назад +2

      f u
      Reports the reporters because of an illegitimate report from random reports? Lol

    • @egcowling9657
      @egcowling9657 5 лет назад

      No momos up in heya, who do ya think you talkin to

  • @redd3032
    @redd3032 5 лет назад +71

    They had a parade.. proceeds to describe a protest😂😂😂

    • @2inchfromtheground
      @2inchfromtheground 5 лет назад +1

      redd he was talking about people going on strike, which yeah is a protest

    • @redd3032
      @redd3032 5 лет назад +5

      @@2inchfromtheground yeah no shit... Got anything else obvious you wanna point out?

    • @icedrain4life
      @icedrain4life 5 лет назад

      Kyler Falk Obviously 😂😂

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 5 лет назад

      @@mullacabra three?

  • @Dorygorn.
    @Dorygorn. 5 лет назад +131

    In absolutely no reality that a man should pay 30k a month to a woman he was with for 12 years and no kids .. what kind of judge thought that was fair.

    • @iDestroyLi
      @iDestroyLi 5 лет назад +4

      Some crazy ass notch honestly. That man must be super rich for them to come up with those numbers.

    • @keithbyrne4872
      @keithbyrne4872 5 лет назад +19

      The judge is her boyfriend 😁😁

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 лет назад +1

      chedda bankzz the 1 billion shit is nuts bitch y the fuck u need 1 bill

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 5 лет назад +9

      If that were me I'd be arranging for the bitch to 'fall down some stairs' if you know what I'm saying. That's criminal.

    • @mackiemob1269
      @mackiemob1269 5 лет назад +4

      Fucking ridiculous, system is fucked

  • @thefoundation8223
    @thefoundation8223 5 лет назад +76

    Joey “2 spinning back kicks (even if they don’t land) followed by a leg sweep” Diaz

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 4 года назад +3

      I saw this comment starting the podcast and didn't understand until I got to the part. Then I scrolled tf down just to thank you for making me laugh 😂

  • @Joecs520
    @Joecs520 5 лет назад +156

    Every Joey Diaz episode is tramendous. #like a doctah

    • @Leosalejandro
      @Leosalejandro 5 лет назад +2

      joe520 Joey "Cuban egg roll" Diaz

    • @Joecs520
      @Joecs520 5 лет назад

      alejandro L. Joe crazy Eddie Rogan.

  • @isaacrichmond7505
    @isaacrichmond7505 5 лет назад +252

    Joe "we can save money on electricity by only using one light and reflecting it off of my shiny bald head to disperse it throughout the room" Rogan

  • @robertharmon5093
    @robertharmon5093 5 лет назад +74

    Crazy Eddie sounds like a Martin Scorsese movie that needs to me made

  • @matthewp6570
    @matthewp6570 5 лет назад +55

    I could listen to Rogan and Joey talk forever

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate 5 лет назад +96

    Joey “ Me and Nick used to be tight, I sold him jewelry and stole it back the next week” Diaz

  • @jaceroy08
    @jaceroy08 5 лет назад +222

    Where the F is that legendary timestamp guy...

    • @BenWilliams-ie4wc
      @BenWilliams-ie4wc 5 лет назад +12

      Haha! I'm scrolling down looking for him too.

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад +1

      I like chicken

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 5 лет назад +15

      The hero we need, but don't deserve.

    • @ZZ-vl5nd
      @ZZ-vl5nd 5 лет назад +2

      @Ronan Curtis where are you?

    • @chrisbrown1641
      @chrisbrown1641 5 лет назад +1

      @@ZZ-vl5nd reported

  • @henryliau
    @henryliau 5 лет назад +240

    When I go to Mooey Thai

  • @juliocorrea2552
    @juliocorrea2552 5 лет назад +25

    Joey “I think Mick Jagger looks sensational” Díaz

  • @harryw5468
    @harryw5468 5 лет назад +115

    Love you Joe, I'm going to turn my life around because of you

    • @sassm8142
      @sassm8142 5 лет назад +23

      Good on ya man. Show those cocksuckas who's boss

    • @pizzagateisreal
      @pizzagateisreal 5 лет назад +1

      Will you fuck do that you will probably just keep smoking crack

    • @mattmurphy2755
      @mattmurphy2755 5 лет назад +7

      HarryW73 Right on bro. Joe was a big help in me getting my life together. Little did I know when I was watching episodes of Newsradio in mid 90's, the guy who I had no clue about was gonna be one of the dudes that motivated me

    • @dr.ligmahnutts2993
      @dr.ligmahnutts2993 5 лет назад +8

      Good luck bro

    • @JaneDoe-tn8tn
      @JaneDoe-tn8tn 5 лет назад +1

      HarryW73
      You could find better inspiration than Joe...
      Look up jocko willink

  • @malakispanien
    @malakispanien 5 лет назад +17

    "I'm sober, but I do everything" - Joey Coco Diaz

  • @mario_breezy
    @mario_breezy 5 лет назад +339

    Joey "lacktoid tolerant" Diaz

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 лет назад +13

      Lack toast

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 5 лет назад +6

      didnt he say "lacto intolerant"

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 5 лет назад +2

      black toes

    • @johnmcnichol341
      @johnmcnichol341 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahaha it’s the lil things he does that make me crack the fuck up!! He always butchers the pronunciation of words!

    • @Hunterbiden32
      @Hunterbiden32 5 лет назад +6

      I want to punch your picture

  • @jabo6479
    @jabo6479 5 лет назад +65

    Thanks Coco.... you make my boring factory day job bearable.

    • @Scorpion573
      @Scorpion573 5 лет назад +5

      Jerry Wilson i feel you! i hope you have a good rest of your week man

    • @matthewschultz7537
      @matthewschultz7537 5 лет назад +1

      Haha glad I'm not alone.

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 года назад

      Hahaha yesss, literally get excited to put my headphones and grind it out lol it’s Friday fuckers!

    • @COCO52704
      @COCO52704 3 года назад

      You’re welcome 🤣

  • @blastyaface412
    @blastyaface412 5 лет назад +22

    Joey Diaz is the best Joe Rogan Guest ever. 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @paulkaderli3526
    @paulkaderli3526 5 лет назад +87

    Joey Diaz Is The Only Reason I Still Kidnap

  • @TCT92Graphics
    @TCT92Graphics 5 лет назад +49

    It's always a real treat when
    Joey Diaz is on JRE

    • @BigOlBrandon93
      @BigOlBrandon93 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yes. You can tell everyone feels the same. Million views in under 24 hours

    • @youiloves1242
      @youiloves1242 5 лет назад +1

      Fr

  • @vincebitchez
    @vincebitchez 5 лет назад +35

    I love how Joey Diaz talks about the same town I’m from, it’s like an insight to the past and I know exactly the streets and areas he’s talking about lol

  • @DeFAMProductions
    @DeFAMProductions 5 лет назад +54

    Joe "I always stare at Jamie while I talk to my guest" Rogan

  • @fragle79
    @fragle79 5 лет назад +13

    Don’t steal. The IRS doesn’t like competition.

  • @stuntmanmike6330
    @stuntmanmike6330 5 лет назад +25

    "The edibles were giving me a wierd feeling" - Joey Diaz ☺

  • @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG
    @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG 5 лет назад +24

    I'M A SIMPLE MAN, I SEE JOEY DIAZ & I CLICK