How Joey Diaz ACCIDENTALLY Kidnapped a Drug Dealer!

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @markblocker4969
    @markblocker4969 Год назад +1385

    Notice how the great story tellers always have a room full of silent attentive people Joey is one of the best for sure ❤

    • @smizzomgmt9957
      @smizzomgmt9957 Год назад +55

      He even silenced akash and Andrew. Something I didn't think anyone could do

    • @lil_spooky4435
      @lil_spooky4435 Год назад +18

      They just didn't wanna be kiddnapped

    • @smizzomgmt9957
      @smizzomgmt9957 Год назад +5

      @@lil_spooky4435 lmao

    • @stephenlambert9826
      @stephenlambert9826 Год назад +1

      They are called raconteurs

    • @Brandon-op6fz
      @Brandon-op6fz Год назад

      Your mom was fully attentive last night. Slurping..Defiently wasnt silent but still she was one of the best for sure.

  • @vasiliarkhipov2121
    @vasiliarkhipov2121 Год назад +235

    That 'Don't miss a detail' is the realest shit. I've went to the wall for people a few times who had been less than truthful about the circumstances... I wanted to rip them apart. I completely cut them out of my life. If I'm going to be totally committed to you as a friend and put myself at risk. You owe me honesty. Like Joey said 'IDGAF what you did.' I got my people and the rest of the world are just strangers. Even when you're in the wrong, I'm on your side... But you fucking owe me honesty for my loyalty.

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration Год назад +7

      That’s the truth, bro!
      That drives me absolutely insane cuz I’m the exact same way; I’m with you till the end if I’m with you but don’t make me out to be a fool or we’re done.
      My own brother hasn’t been in my life in 5 years now because of that crap. Enough was enough but I hope you got some real ones left in your corner because loyalty is at a premium these days.

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 Год назад +3

      This is entertainment, he’s a comedian, you just played yourself here in comments. Joey is an entertainer. These are stories he heard in the streets, applied a ton of more made up details and made it his own for content. Just stop people. He’s admittedly dumb and not the best street criminal but somehow al the other stories he’s gotten away with?! You can’t find any of these rap sheets on him of the stories he told, it’s public record. Go pull his file. There nothing of these stories of any of his podcasts there! Go look for yourself! Don’t believe here! Go look for yourself!

    • @Knobbrott
      @Knobbrott 9 месяцев назад

      How dare u expose thier role model like that. Thats god damn 'uncle joey'. Hes a fucking stand up guy who speaks his mind and tells you how it is. His stories are all completely true. 😂😂😂 ​@@hoopslaa5235

    • @joeyg2525
      @joeyg2525 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@hoopslaa5235 Read your comment. You wrote yourself exactly what YOU needed to read. Congratulations. That's some psychic stuff right there.

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 8 месяцев назад

      @@joeyg2525 and yet sadly it still needs to be said…😉😉🫣🫣🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤣🤣

  • @hjk6606
    @hjk6606 Год назад +106

    Joey is pure gold. A natural storyteller who can have the whole room's attention in the palm of his hand and leave you wanting more. He supposedly lives close to Sunset Blvd. which is near me in West Hollywood, so I hope to see him around town someday.

    • @vintagegolazo
      @vintagegolazo Год назад +4

      He actually moved back home to New Jersey lol

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 Год назад +1

      You know why you don’t? Because he won’t live up to the character online. Stories doesn’t mean they are true! The best storyteller is the uncle that tells of the boogey man and it’s believable! Right? So Joey tells stories. I totally agree! He’s an entertainer! But at the same time you idiots know comedians exaggerate and lie and fake situations to make content but some places like here you try to convo me yourself this one is true?! Come on people, you’re literally fooling yourself!!

    • @Kelogotti
      @Kelogotti Год назад +1

      @@hoopslaa5235lol this generation of naive people on the internet love it

  • @jordanfranklin189
    @jordanfranklin189 Год назад +164

    He tells this story the exact same way every time... a real one 💯💯💯

    • @r4ng3k03r1
      @r4ng3k03r1 6 месяцев назад +1

      Basically the same I've heard him tell it many times there's always something he never said he snuck back into his house like he said here but I still love Uncle Joey he's great

    • @JohnLively-p5d
      @JohnLively-p5d 2 месяца назад

      On his own podcast he says the guy needed $10k for the girls divorce and on here he says he needs $20k. I don't understand why she needed so much for a divorce. Other then hustling dude out of money. Joey's story is about 95% true which is better then most.

    • @nickmorgan8434
      @nickmorgan8434 2 месяца назад +1

      Said he grabbed his Glock on on his tire of his car .then later said..he didn't have a car

    • @Secretservice709
      @Secretservice709 2 месяца назад

      @@nickmorgan8434TY I said the same thing

    • @Secretservice709
      @Secretservice709 2 месяца назад

      But it did happen you can check the records

  • @CarlosPerez-tv7rz
    @CarlosPerez-tv7rz Год назад +2015

    Joey one of the greatest story tellers ever

    • @monikaparmar2061
      @monikaparmar2061 Год назад +64

      Comes a little easy when you've lived such a crazy life.

    • @kingebeneezer7986
      @kingebeneezer7986 Год назад +62

      ​@@monikaparmar2061 more like he just makes stuff up. He's a known liar

    • @kali6651
      @kali6651 Год назад +20

      ​@@kingebeneezer7986 Prove it.

    • @gianlucatadeo7092
      @gianlucatadeo7092 Год назад +5

      also got some badass stories to tell

    • @THEUNOSLOTT
      @THEUNOSLOTT Год назад +67

      @@kingebeneezer7986 says who? I’ve never heard of anybody calling him a liar?? & I’ve been watching interviews & his stand up for years & the majority of all the comics he’s associated with & NOT ONCE have I ever heard anybody say he’s a liar… I think YOU’RE the one that’s lying right now.

  • @a_soldierz_genetics
    @a_soldierz_genetics Год назад +153

    If you close your eyes when Joey tells a story, you can see it as if you were there

    • @royjett6858
      @royjett6858 2 месяца назад +1

      Like watching Cinemax inside your head! Director's cut! I love it!

  • @jayhoward6371
    @jayhoward6371 Год назад +854

    Everybody should have a family member or friend like Joey. This shit is great

    • @dannyswain8605
      @dannyswain8605 Год назад +21

      At this point he is family

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 Год назад +23

      Joey is literally that one uncle who has the wildest stories

    • @jeffrycastro3850
      @jeffrycastro3850 Год назад +4

      I do, the stories are fun. Shit can get kinda wild tho

    • @enriquerodriguez1523
      @enriquerodriguez1523 Год назад +2

      if you form down the boarder you alrady have a joey

    • @the-bu3lb
      @the-bu3lb Год назад +4

      Joey is a great story teller but we all know 99% of his stories are all bullshit.

  • @rajmenmyself
    @rajmenmyself Год назад +253

    Just wish Joey keeps working on his health and lives long and a healthy life. This guy is an institution for 70s stories. He could easily write movies after this book.

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 Год назад

      I’m amazed how many of you are soo fooled by him being the liar he is. He tells stories he heard in the neighborhood as his own. This is classic wannabe guido goomba Italian nerd dork frame work. Joey is no one. Nothing. It’s amazing how none of you can see the holes in his stories. Engage with me here, let’s talk it out. I’ll explain each lie and exaggeration. Simple knowledge of the law will show you where he’s lying. Look at his audience. How come he does NO, NONE, ZERO.ZILCH interviews with the actual RUclips gangsters and ex cons?!? Uh hello! See one simple question and I just blew open his whole shtick. Because he would have nothing to talk about and no COMMON stories and wouldn’t know any of the same people to CORROBORATE STORIES WITH. No gangsters Sammy the bull, Michael Franzese, MERLINO, no one will sit down and talk story with him. They all don’t want to be associated because they know if the truth comes out Joey lies to the public then Their reputation also takes a serious hit and dive and downgrade in authenticity.
      Again, another damn basic simple concept that REAL PEOPLE ;) real gangsters ;) would only know. 😉🫣🤣🤣🤣 I challenge anyone to challenege me here. Let’s break it down. Have a real convo and back and forth the details. I’ll shred him up. None of his stories hold ANY WEIGHT!! None!

    • @Kelogotti
      @Kelogotti Год назад

      So you love these fake ass stories

    • @r4ng3k03r1
      @r4ng3k03r1 6 месяцев назад

      He works out most days he's like 275 now he was over 400+ pounds before

  • @Rick-O-Shay60
    @Rick-O-Shay60 Год назад +240

    Uncle Joey. What a character. Doesn't matter how much shit hits the fan, youes can bet'cha life, Joey's got your back no matter what. Love the guy.

    • @meohmy8870
      @meohmy8870 Год назад +3

      When he says with G.E.D and you hear dumb dumb dumb say l😅😅et's go that's why I know you got one too.

    • @Rick-O-Shay60
      @Rick-O-Shay60 Год назад

      @@formosan2823 You still mad that Joey took your lunch money everyday? Get over it. I would trust him with my life. You on the other hand...

    • @timgonzales2891
      @timgonzales2891 Год назад +3

      Do u know him? Because if you don't, that's a wild statement.

    • @Rick-O-Shay60
      @Rick-O-Shay60 Год назад

      @@formosan2823 You first insult the guy, don't trust the guy, belittle him for his past, then berate me for finding him entertaining? (he is, even though I never mentioned) but now it's all good and you do find him entertaining? but he's still a scumbag? I'm no fanboy. I'm only calling you on your B.S. comment. Everyone that follows Joey's comedy is well aware of his past, It's comical, part of who he is. Only a moron like yourself would slander him for his past (Do you think he is still the same person? Obviously you do.) No? Then what's the point. You don't get it. You find him entertaining, yet just wouldn't turn your back on him is that it? No, You're just a loser who likes to talk shit about others behind their backs to make your own pathetic life seem better. Go away, nobody still likes you... jeesh!

    • @mr.christopher79
      @mr.christopher79 Год назад

      unless he is robbing you that is

  • @RossMalagarie
    @RossMalagarie Год назад +322

    Joey literally lived a GTA 3 life😂😂

    • @quintocreations5091
      @quintocreations5091 4 месяца назад

      I've got some prime ocean front property in Oklahoma to sell you.

    • @sergiopiece
      @sergiopiece 4 месяца назад +6

      Broo GTA the Joey Diaz Story I’d pay 200 bucks for that game

    • @Tommy-d6u
      @Tommy-d6u 19 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 7 месяцев назад +13

    "Sorry I kidnapped you I was having a bad day" 😂 is the most Joey Diaz thing to say

  • @Mark-r2z9u
    @Mark-r2z9u Год назад +25

    Every story that Joey tells that didnt involve someone being physically injured, makes me proud to be an American.

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 Год назад

      It’s because he’s short and fat and uncoordinated and he knows no one would believe that. He’s a comedian. He’s a rapper. How many rappers are fake trappers?! Even NWA and Tupac are known pretty boys acting a gangster role for the record sales. This is comedy. Entertainment people. Why are you sooo easily fooled. ?

    • @Kelogotti
      @Kelogotti Год назад

      Fake stories make you proud to be American? God bless America

    • @zhuyu9268
      @zhuyu9268 3 месяца назад +1

      I'd rather be injured than thrown in the trunk of a car. I've known people who were kidnapped, and they're fucked up.

  • @Wearemen0
    @Wearemen0 Год назад +56

    "He's changing flavors" 💀

  • @mortenosmann2213
    @mortenosmann2213 Год назад +20

    "You kidnapped me"
    "Sorry i had a bad day"

  • @Tripleapexx
    @Tripleapexx 10 месяцев назад +12

    “Joey tie em up” i couldn’t imagine the look on his face😂😂

  • @jetorixjones
    @jetorixjones Год назад +26

    Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time.

  • @JayChadwickRugby
    @JayChadwickRugby Год назад +342

    Great to see Joey appearing on different platforms and being introduced to new audiences.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Год назад +5

      *Today is the anniversary of Joey kidnapping Kent.*

  • @nickkinsella4032
    @nickkinsella4032 Год назад +7

    Joey is a national treasure! Everyone deserves to have a friend like that in there life.

    • @timmyflew
      @timmyflew Месяц назад

      Yeah, everybody needs a friend that they are worried he might rob you. Sounds like Joey was a real piece of shit. Hopefully, he's changed.

  • @bhavyamankad479
    @bhavyamankad479 9 месяцев назад +347

    Censoring joey is dumb

    • @IronnGhost
      @IronnGhost 8 месяцев назад +14

      Money means more to people and it has become sad

    • @nitro1585
      @nitro1585 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah it’s unwatchable

    • @Marc98338
      @Marc98338 6 месяцев назад +1

      Cant listen to this shit

    • @tonyweaver2353
      @tonyweaver2353 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yea I stopped watching 1 minute in and thumbed it down.

    • @elijahparedez8785
      @elijahparedez8785 4 месяца назад

      Hell yes CockSucka

  • @deangelo479
    @deangelo479 Год назад +40

    i’ve only watched a few clips, tried to watch a full episode of this podcast but this is the first time andrew has actually shut the hell up and listen to his guest instead of interrupting them trying to make a shitty joke.

  • @psgraya2
    @psgraya2 11 месяцев назад +9

    I say it in EVERY Joey story telling video…. The man has so many anecdotes, he should 1000% write them all down and produce a series with them. So many of his stories could easily be a sitcom, or a Superbad style movie/show. Dude has had a life….

  • @CoreyJ23
    @CoreyJ23 Год назад +81

    This man could have a whole Netflix series of his stories and each episode is one his stories played out. Boom

    • @Blaxdon
      @Blaxdon Год назад +2

      💥💥💯

    • @nikolapetkovski2270
      @nikolapetkovski2270 8 месяцев назад

      And get robbed

    • @royjett6858
      @royjett6858 2 месяца назад +1

      I agree wholeheartedly, but Joey would have to play. Joey, old and young! It would be hilarious!

  • @mattengelphoto4936
    @mattengelphoto4936 Год назад +15

    whoever was humming "im in love with a stripper" has me rolling!!!

  • @soulballet
    @soulballet Год назад +104

    very uplifting & inspiring story 😂😂😂

    • @flipdawhip2573
      @flipdawhip2573 Год назад +4

      #role models

    • @manaman6559
      @manaman6559 Год назад

      At least it’s interesting, you knit scarves with your mum.

    • @NikkiRN-CLC
      @NikkiRN-CLC Месяц назад

      ​@@manaman6559actually I knit with my grandma so don't get it twisted

  • @RollieUK
    @RollieUK Год назад +7

    The way Schulz says 'yeeaahhhh' at 2:14.....😂😂😂

    • @LazyLDM
      @LazyLDM 3 месяца назад

      😂

  • @Mister_Merzen
    @Mister_Merzen Год назад +16

    “Just got a root canal on the tooth that the dentist fixed that morning before I kidnapped him…” hahaha 🤣 Uncle Joey is the best…

  • @Groceries12
    @Groceries12 Год назад +34

    If there is someone you want to talk to that has lived, it's Joey..this dude has done soooooo much and this guy is hilarious..thank you for being you

    • @LauraBlair-ut5ns
      @LauraBlair-ut5ns 4 месяца назад

      My husband was an old hippie.He had stories like this and we made memories like this.All of had a code such as 'snitches die and houses burn, don't steal from your family and friends .I could go on but it's just people from that era are the shit.I loved that man and his friends. People were better back then and these kids now are absolutely degenerates, thieves, no respect for shit, entitled, wouldn't know what a job is,murdering, soulless, little bastards.We had down to an art but those days are gone.I hate it but it's true.

  • @pebusdd1703
    @pebusdd1703 10 месяцев назад +2

    World ain’t gonna realise we ain’t gonna get another joey Diaz in a hot minute this man in a whole level of his own when it comes to comedy and story telling he truly the best

  • @jaybatson2322
    @jaybatson2322 Год назад +80

    Joey Diaz stand-up comedy it's okay it's not bad. But what he is absolutely magnificent at is storytelling. I can listen to him tell a story for hours. Where as I might be at a comedy show for an hour and get bored.

  • @Schlusenbach
    @Schlusenbach 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Joey holds eye contact in the exact right moments and how quiet the boys are, when he talks.

  • @jameshiggins155
    @jameshiggins155 Год назад +90

    The key to telling a good story. Throw in so many different pieces of info that it doesn't matter how true it is or not. You are just being so entertained by all the information being presented to you that the story becomes as good and whole as it ever could be.

    • @gregorysmit9939
      @gregorysmit9939 Год назад +11

      The best shit is always real shit you weren't there so you can't comment I've been down roads that sound like true fiction

    • @Brandon-op6fz
      @Brandon-op6fz Год назад +5

      He exaggerates and makes stuff up all the time. You fan girls are so oblivious.

    • @mugatu171717
      @mugatu171717 Год назад

      ​@Brandon-op6fz your life must be so bitter and pathetic 😅

    • @shiftprodigee5476
      @shiftprodigee5476 Год назад +8

      @@Brandon-op6fzwhat did he make up lmao you can literally Google this exact story and read about the things he’s talking about.

    • @gumbojones3133
      @gumbojones3133 Год назад +2

      ​@@Brandon-op6fzi mean I feel most comedians do, they are entertainers at the end of the day.

  • @0421eddie
    @0421eddie Год назад +6

    The way Andrew sits intrigued by Joey is fuckin funny lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arthurmandas7500
    @arthurmandas7500 Год назад +38

    For anyone who thinks that the life is all fun , partying and cash,is wrong - it's a curse that spirals deeper and deeper in to a place you can never get back from.

    • @GxdBxdy
      @GxdBxdy Год назад

      Oh stfu! Life lessons take life experience! Having fun has its limits. You can always turn your life around. You can always come back stop being a fake prophet

    • @elpatudo3670
      @elpatudo3670 11 месяцев назад +1

      Relax Artie, to each his own.

  • @TuMalditaMadre
    @TuMalditaMadre Год назад

    This is a sign of a good story, I've known this story for about 7 years and I'm still listening to it to this day

  • @NaturalConciousCulture
    @NaturalConciousCulture Год назад +11

    The fact that Trent sold to him again after that whole experience is beyond me 😂

  • @lmc7233
    @lmc7233 Год назад +49

    only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +7

    Crazy, detailed story😄 Heard Joey talk about these stories on his podcast, but not in this much detail. Joey was a wild and crazy dude back in the day😄

    • @pennyp6125
      @pennyp6125 9 месяцев назад

      He's a Legend.

  • @Manzplained
    @Manzplained 11 месяцев назад +10

    0:35 “I didn’t know what kidnapping was…”

    • @NikkiRN-CLC
      @NikkiRN-CLC Месяц назад

      What he's talking about is RANSOM 😂😂

  • @Gioodude92
    @Gioodude92 Год назад +56

    I really love Joey and he's hilarious but he was strait up an arch criminal 😂😂

    • @samgibson684
      @samgibson684 Год назад

      Bully and a scumbag but everyone loves him

    • @quintocreations5091
      @quintocreations5091 4 месяца назад

      It's because anybody with half a brain knows that Three quarters of his stories are completely fabricated

  • @malo0896
    @malo0896 Год назад +3

    Andrew looks like the cop from Reno 911 with that stache and haircut

  • @Benjamin-st3nv
    @Benjamin-st3nv Год назад +83

    Great podcast. Joey is a real one. BTW, look at the camera while doing an ad, just pretend like you care😂

    • @iangahan5584
      @iangahan5584 Год назад +1

      They obviously not paying enough to even bother 🤣

    • @arealfootballplayer8052
      @arealfootballplayer8052 Год назад +1

      Literally the only thing I took away from

    • @Btkasap
      @Btkasap Год назад +3

      Definitely not a real one, more like an old head who did a lot of dirt so he has good stories. He would of did you just as dirty in his time lol

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 месяцев назад

      Pay $10 a month for YT premium & you could probably drop some other subscriptions.. js 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's worth it. No ads no bs .. movies, TV series, pods, music.. literally everything uninterrupted

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Btkasap😂 you must be very young lol Joey is 100% authentic. His stories never deviate..details never change. He's told this story a million times..exactly the same every single time

  • @kilbskiii
    @kilbskiii 11 месяцев назад +1

    Andrew the squid trynna push joey at 11:50 what a flop hahahahahaah he thinks hes all that uncle joey put him right in his place 😂

  • @marcelurban4120
    @marcelurban4120 Год назад +4

    Yoooo that receipt hustle is my shit💯, helped me so much fr,when they started talking bout it I'm like that's 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Joey Diaz a real one.

  • @robertbrowning443
    @robertbrowning443 3 месяца назад +1

    Great story teller! Need more like him. Its fun in this Cruel world..

  • @danquinsey6493
    @danquinsey6493 Год назад +6

    Hes such a good story teller, i feel like i just watched a movie 😂

  • @keithanderson7405
    @keithanderson7405 Год назад

    I love listening to Uncle Joey & Lee every Tuesday morning for “The Check In”. ❤️🙏🏼

  • @fredjackson8408
    @fredjackson8408 Год назад +14

    Kidnapping is a wild charge…if you stand in front of a door blocking someones exit, you’re “legall” kidnapping them

    • @sergiocolumbo6174
      @sergiocolumbo6174 Год назад

      That's forcible confinement.

    • @quintocreations5091
      @quintocreations5091 4 месяца назад

      No fred you're actually wrong.
      You actually have to take somebody away from Premises That they were located at For it to be kidnapping

    • @fredjackson8408
      @fredjackson8408 4 месяца назад

      @@quintocreations5091 no, you are wrong. Not allowing someone to leave a building is kidnapping, under the law, not whatever you made up in your head.

  • @HookLineAndSinner
    @HookLineAndSinner Год назад +23

    “Oh the tangled web we weave when we tangle to deceive”. Joey Diaz.

  • @Mgonzalez29
    @Mgonzalez29 3 месяца назад +3

    “How did you remember”, “that’s the day I kidnapped a guy”

  • @roadtosomewhere140
    @roadtosomewhere140 5 месяцев назад

    The great thing about joey is that he knows his wrongs but hes consistent about his apologies but doesnt feel sorry for himself. He genuinely is a good person with pure sincerity and acknowledges that it was just ill-entented business

    • @quintocreations5091
      @quintocreations5091 4 месяца назад

      Because he didn't actually do the s***, he says they're literally Stories.
      Remember what's this guy's job comedian

  • @marcuscortez2817
    @marcuscortez2817 Год назад +31

    I hope this story becomes a movie 😂. This would make for a PERFECT movie honestly.

  • @misaelcano5576
    @misaelcano5576 8 месяцев назад +1

    Snorting some coke and going home not thinking anything is wild 😂

  • @Pilot_the_Dune
    @Pilot_the_Dune Год назад +16

    Joeys story sounds like my childhood. They aren't as gangster because I am from Louisiana but they all sound familiar.

    • @larrybrown8537
      @larrybrown8537 Год назад +4

      Aye if u from lower mississippi or south east louisianna u built dif.

    • @Pilot_the_Dune
      @Pilot_the_Dune Год назад +1

      @@larrybrown8537 True

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +1

      They all sound familiar because they are. His “stories” are told in every dive bar in Jersey.

  • @dudekdudek9095
    @dudekdudek9095 Год назад +1

    No new Uncle Joey show today on Memorial Day but I needed my Uncle Joey FIX to start the week !!!

  • @ledsabbath1086
    @ledsabbath1086 Год назад +8

    Andrew looking more and more like Freddie Mercury every day...

  • @un-taimboy
    @un-taimboy 9 месяцев назад

    the detail is insane, like im there when hes talking

  • @Ac-ly8tx
    @Ac-ly8tx Год назад +3

    Comedy is one of the most important things in my life. I’ve been around funny ppl
    My whole life I watch comedy, I go to comedy clubs! I love it
    On my soul! This Man Joey, hands down is the reason I will be on stage telling stories to make People laugh no matter what! It’s gonna happen and he’s my inspiration. Realest motherfucker!!!

  • @kennethpolvent2744
    @kennethpolvent2744 10 месяцев назад

    One of the best storytellers ever!! With the best stories!! Legend!!

  • @littlescott6162
    @littlescott6162 Год назад +3

    Marry a Mexican and send your kids to Montana University. The stuff that comes out of this dudes mouth is priceless.

  • @ElLoboFPV
    @ElLoboFPV Год назад +2

    Joey Diaz is an American treasure. Straight up legend.

  • @Yuki-bk2my
    @Yuki-bk2my Год назад +9

    Joey is the only comedian in the room.

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my Год назад

      @@JOSEARRIETA6360 whats he lying about? he went to prison for the kidnapping and had the guy he did it to on his pod.

    • @OGFrontLine
      @OGFrontLine Год назад +1

      When they dont find it, smart guy

    • @skullsked6119
      @skullsked6119 Год назад

      @@JOSEARRIETA6360 You have way too much faith in Police. LOL

    • @deanmorgan1821
      @deanmorgan1821 Год назад

      Andrew is 1000 times funnier than Joey will ever be.

  • @layeredcloud
    @layeredcloud Год назад

    tbh after all hes been through, still got a big heart

  • @SharonHeckman-wl8yr
    @SharonHeckman-wl8yr Год назад +5

    Joey's blown out on them bars

  • @eliazarshaw2213
    @eliazarshaw2213 3 месяца назад

    Let's keep our admiration high for these guys.

  • @MekhiHendricks
    @MekhiHendricks Год назад +3

    only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours. Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time..

  • @boo7337
    @boo7337 Год назад +1

    "what a tangled web we weave, when we tangle to deceive" gold.

  • @BigTex0516
    @BigTex0516 Год назад +8

    They should consider making this story into a hardcore movie 😮

  • @Aaron-dm5gr
    @Aaron-dm5gr Год назад +1

    He like that 1 uncle we all wanted

  • @BOOG98
    @BOOG98 Год назад +3

    i love how he dont even fake that hes reading a script for those posters 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinmelanson3282
    @kevinmelanson3282 Год назад +1

    Goin back for weed with a cop out front sounds like me

  • @BlazinTigger
    @BlazinTigger Год назад +29

    joey needs to be given a show, if Netflix licensed his stories to write a series about his life it would be so amazing!

  • @raserapps8230
    @raserapps8230 6 месяцев назад

    one guy id love to go for a beer with is Joey. I could listen to him and laugh all night

  • @sjh3099
    @sjh3099 Год назад +3

    This needs a JRE power toon

  • @ericbelota1849
    @ericbelota1849 9 месяцев назад +1

    Joey coco Diaz lived a life that most of us couldn't handle 30 minutes of and to be where he's at today after all of that shows that ANYBODY can do it u just gotta believe in urself

  • @fuferito
    @fuferito Год назад +14

    This is just a guess, but that "purple bag" uncle Joey is referring to comes from the Crown Royal whiskey bottles they sell during Christmas as special occasion gifts that come with a lovely velvet bag with golden drawstrings and fancy writing.

    • @Percy_.
      @Percy_. Год назад +2

      I remember thinking my family was royalty cause we had those…😅

    • @Rick-O-Shay60
      @Rick-O-Shay60 Год назад +3

      They on every bottle of Crown sold, not just the holidays.

    • @diptonsauce1985
      @diptonsauce1985 Год назад +1

      maybe. i think he's referring to more of a little zipper bag about the size of an envelope

  • @Mr1Fantastic713
    @Mr1Fantastic713 Год назад

    His story had a story to another story to another 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheHexidecimal
    @TheHexidecimal Год назад +5

    I once ran from probation for almost 2 years, there's no better feeling than it being over.

  • @fakawrahir6417
    @fakawrahir6417 Год назад +1

    That's when the phrase "cool story bro" started.

  • @the_beef4762
    @the_beef4762 Год назад +13

    Wow, the first interview where you guys didn't interrupt constantly, nice.

  • @vitodereine
    @vitodereine Год назад

    I was 17 days old when this went down.. hilarious. 😂😂

  • @laflame5861
    @laflame5861 Год назад +11

    So he had a gun under his tire.. few mins go by and he says he didn’t have a car then 😵‍💫

    • @deanmorgan1821
      @deanmorgan1821 Год назад

      Dude is full of shit and not even funny.

    • @VincentS988
      @VincentS988 Год назад +1

      Could’ve been his girlfriend’s car or an unmarked car for the crime.

    • @IsmailIsmail-re5fl
      @IsmailIsmail-re5fl Год назад +2

      Or could have been a lie, like a lot of his stories

    • @sudhans-qr5lj
      @sudhans-qr5lj Год назад

      No shit Sherlock Holmes

    • @snapnclap
      @snapnclap Год назад

      @@IsmailIsmail-re5flidk it feels pretty genuine

  • @lorddeussims
    @lorddeussims 7 месяцев назад

    I was having a bad day😂🤣💀☠️

  • @ericyoshi2323
    @ericyoshi2323 Год назад +23

    Is it just me but it's a pet peeve when another grown man puts his arm behind you on the couch...like bro move your goddamn hand your to close to me

    • @milesharper4821
      @milesharper4821 Год назад

      You are gay

    • @kiidmarzgamez1602
      @kiidmarzgamez1602 Год назад +1

      Why you feel threatened or what

    • @ultimateultimate-xm2lp
      @ultimateultimate-xm2lp Год назад +1

      With you. Idk I just don't like ppl touching me

    • @angelasenov6173
      @angelasenov6173 Год назад +2

      Bruh, are you scared that you are gay or what ?
      Look in yourself, it takes time to realize that those feelings are bullshit that came from when you were a kid. Perhaps your father was too thought, hated gayer behavior and whatever.
      Had the same feeling when someone was sitting like that next to me before, but after I thought about it, I realized that this is just BS, I know who I am and now I sit like that as well and you can just mock anyone that can't sit like that ( freely ) or feels stupid sitting to someone that sits like that.
      Hope this helps

    • @lobokuklinski812
      @lobokuklinski812 Год назад

      @@angelasenov6173 dr.melfi ova here.

  • @darkmoon3310
    @darkmoon3310 Год назад +1

    6:22…me looking at my mums picture on my wall😢😂😂…wtf man

  • @ObiCentral
    @ObiCentral Год назад +9

    Love uncle Joey!

  • @houssemeddine6276
    @houssemeddine6276 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joe is such a powerhouse in podcasts with theo 2.3 M just in 4-5 days even less that's crazy

  • @PaziGazim
    @PaziGazim Год назад +5

    This is a whole script for a hit movie i wish someone would direct and produce so we can all watch and label a instant classic,Joey is a star in the minds of the people who can relate.

  • @mazer560
    @mazer560 19 дней назад

    Joey will have one of the best shows on tv about his life he has a gd 10 yr run if the show ever gets done

  • @danielmccool2442
    @danielmccool2442 Год назад +7

    Who the fuck censored Uncle Joey

  • @joelb360
    @joelb360 Год назад +1

    Andrew using a drill to hang a poster is a funny mental image 😂

  • @LilEmmmmmo
    @LilEmmmmmo Год назад +10

    If Bert Kreischer can get a movie about the machine story , Joey should definitely be able to get a movie about this… 🐐

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv Год назад +2

      For real and not to mention like only 25% of the machine story is even true according to most sources, but all of Joey's stories are 100% true

  • @xWebdriverTorso
    @xWebdriverTorso Год назад

    Lmao I had this audio only and the commercial came on it sounded like just started cookin Joey for no reason 😂

  • @iDropPhats
    @iDropPhats Год назад +14

    There’s nothing like the ole coke head chronicles. Knowing what it does to you if you go far enough, none of his stories are out of the ordinary for someone who’s gone that deep into that life. It changes the way that you think and perceive the world/people so much that just about anything is possible when it comes to doing crazy things. Coke stories sound insane to people who have never delved into its depths, but believe me, the stories get far, far crazier than this when the drugs get harder…

  • @SilverBulletBandit
    @SilverBulletBandit 8 месяцев назад

    Joey is literally just your cool great-uncle who also might be a mob boss at the family reunion lmao

  • @MrFernandoAlba
    @MrFernandoAlba Год назад +4

    I’ll love Schulzy for ever but his cohort lost me some time ago unfortunately

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 Год назад +4

    More believable stories than The Machine

  • @darrenkeogh3308
    @darrenkeogh3308 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am delighted to hear that Floyd Mayweather is able to put up a poster does he need a ladder😂😂

  • @DolphCas
    @DolphCas Год назад +6

    Love the story but what’s up w the censoring of the cuss words?! That’s the best parts.

  • @darrenferguson7525
    @darrenferguson7525 Год назад +2

    I diddnt have a car back then. Then he got back in his car when the swat come.

  • @wes9802
    @wes9802 Год назад +3

    We need a Joey diez movie