Only from Joey Diaz are you gonna get serious crime tips, profound life appreciation lessons, and a bomb Carbonara recipe within 15 minutes man. Listen to Uncle Joey and learn kids.
Only gta 5 will be about banks, you know how fast and the furious turned into heist movies from racing, thats your logic rn, your a dumb consumer, your the masses that stupid updates are made for, you are the worst litterally do you think? Why do you want two identical games CUZ YOU DONT, if your dream game came out no one would play it we already played gta 5 nigga what the fuck you doing? How bout some refreshing ideas
I love Joey and Lee’s friendship. I have been devouring everything Joey Diaz has to offer. He’s an epic storyteller, funny, and as honest as they come. I have learned a big lesson from him. He takes his friendships and relationships so serious, and you can tell, that he gives big love back. He’s the kind of friend people want to have. Coco 4 life!
Not too many people left that seem to appreciate friendships for the sake of friendship, instead of what someone else can do for them. You can tell Joey is a true and genuine friend, whether you have everything or you have nothing. Everybody deserves a friend like Uncle Joey
Moment of silence for those who didn't have someone like Joey to provide insight on the daily struggle of millions. Round of applause for Lee, for providing the world with something you can just tune out to regardless of your mood or personal situations
Totally get the criminal mentality never leaves u. I'm glad too bc it's saved my ass a few times in being able to notice shady characters or something about to go down.
ScoopDityDoop ! I have a feeling u know where to get good drugs... I don’t know why I just get this feeling u can cop a quality bag of dope. Am I right?
For real bro. I've always been the small quiet guy that looked harmless to normal people. All the people I bought from and supplied said they would have never guessed I was into anything, but that's what kept me in the game. Now every job I've had since I got back from rehab i just sit back and watch. Then after I see some shit i try to help the person not be so dumb in how they do shit. To regular people it might look like nothing, but i know a drug deal when i see one lol. I dont use drugs anymore but I still like the hustle, so i give tips and then tell them about "this guy I know" who can get almost whatever they want. If I don't like the person then I use the "other guys" price plus add a little finders fee 🤣 double profit!
I love the love that joey and lee have for each other, their from totally different worlds but they have this weird mutual understanding of one another
To each their own i guess but honestly i dont see it, 90% of the time on the podcast he’s either just interrupting people or being a yes man personally i think it’d be better if he was behind the camera and didn’t talk
The amount of love in this room is astronomical. Love Joey hyping up Lee. Bro love like that needs to be more widespread. I appreciate you, Joey and Lee. I miss this podcast tremendously
Love listening to Joey Diaz and have profound respect. At first I thought he was egotistical but was just him talking about his past to help others... his honesty and life lessons, and his ethics helping others and remaining humble is amazing, and inspirational
Just have to say Joey , this video had a beautiful message . It’s strange that I randomly clicked on this one of your videos but I have a hard time dealing with mortality and the dangers of life , your viewpoint on this topic is relatable and comforting bless your brotha
I see people talking about GTA6, remember when KatT Williams was on 4. We defo need a little 15 minutes or something to put in the game. Would be dope. Or even a radio station host
Even better, they were tossing around making gta6 at least partially based on a vice city remake. If they made Joey a character who'd Rob you of everything you've got earlier on in the game and disappear, that'd be beautiful.
@@RoyalMigos22 yt it if anything, but you could go to the liberty city comedy club and there were different comedians at different times 😂 katt Williams and frankie Boyle from what I can remember. I later learnt that Joe rogan was on the gta 3 radio I think
went to prison at 21 for angel dust I used to pick up in Harlem. Prison was the best thing to happen to me at the time. I needed it and it gave me self discipline. I was filming a show for MTV within 4 months of being released. We filmed for 3 months but it didnt air. I didnt stop there. I worked in film and TV for about a decade now. I feel I can relate to Joey a lot.
Joey makes an amazing point about 8 minutes in. Theirs so much potential for alot of fucked up shit to go down at any moment that their is no reason to fear the unknown, at the end of the day everything is unknown.
One of the best videos of Joey, definitely hit me right in my soul hearing him share his emotions even after everything he has been through. Love everything you guys do, stay safe!!!
This shit hit. I’ve had 3 friends die all within a years time. Two in different car accidents and one from drugs, all hit like a dream at first bc I literally had just spoke to 2 of them the day of and before. That was 2 years ago I was 25 were all about the same age, grew up in a small town so known all three for like 20 years. Life is fragile man
It's always been fragile from the very start. The only thing that changed is us...who we are, and what we go through along the way. Unfortunately that is it. Sometimes it feels like just one big experience held together by various emotions. Then it's time to go. I'm sorry about your friends.
Uncle Joey has taught me things about being a Cuban that helped clear up some misunderstanding of my reality and what not. Taught be things about the culture I never knew and is a funny ass guy who also tries to help others, love you uncle Joey you got Abt 5 million nieces and nephews compadre
hhe must be keeping them there for some reason. I remember the time we lookedfor the gravity bong we used for whole summer in a winter night in the forrest just to scrap some resin to smoke lol
Moomaniac 😂😂 what the fuck are you on about? How can someone who’s so against weed listen to a man that talks about going on coke benders doing heroin, and robbed people? I think you’re in the wrong place friend
Damn Joey i fucking wish you was someone i could go to everyday or nights when im awake stressed i could meet you at the kitchen table for a light night smoke and some advice or talk someone who feels the same way. People are lucky to have someone like you to tell how it is. Thanks Uncle J your words and advice are cared for by a lot of people because your good people.
9:56 got me too 😂 obviously not a funny scenario but the way Joey presented the thought of some guy looking to score and then inadvertently shooting Lee in the chest is fuckin hilarious 😂😂
they way uncle joey talks about his fallen homie with the bacon is probably the exact same way he feels about Lee. Those friendships are what you gotta cherish
I relate to Joey when he said prison was gonna happen regardless. When I got caught up I thought it was a blessing because my life’s been better since I got out of prison. If you live that lifestyle it will come to haunt you
ay... joey imma sit in front of Portos until you show up. we gotta hang out. i just wanna listen and laugh CAN NOT get over that santeria story. You got mega stories. you are saving young people's lives
Does Joey take a sip of water EVERY SINGLE TIME on these clips? I love Joey's stories. I cant stand the sound of him drinking. Why does it take him so looooong lol
Totally agree. I hate the sound of him slurping that water. Lee needs to stop getting so high and turn Joey’s mic off when the water bottle cap comes off.
I don't cry when famous people pass away but i know damm well I'm going to cry when uncle joey passes away
Steve Hunt they think Joey is getting weak in the bush bro he’s gonna come back like a soldier
Brooo dont make me think ab it
Ill be devestated guy literally is an uncle after all these years
How do you know you wont be dead before him
@@RockLee679 some of you seeing this will he dead by the end of the week.
Only from Joey Diaz are you gonna get serious crime tips, profound life appreciation lessons, and a bomb Carbonara recipe within 15 minutes man. Listen to Uncle Joey and learn kids.
lololololololol
Biggest truth
IFrag PSN as you get older you don’t forget the tricks of your trade
Shut the fuck up bro 😂it ain’t hard to trap
@@ttagagagags586 well, just look at the flying Jew... Obviously to some people it is.
Joey Diaz should be in Gta6 and a heist where you rob a bank with him💰💰
Only gta 5 will be about banks, you know how fast and the furious turned into heist movies from racing, thats your logic rn, your a dumb consumer, your the masses that stupid updates are made for, you are the worst litterally do you think? Why do you want two identical games CUZ YOU DONT, if your dream game came out no one would play it we already played gta 5 nigga what the fuck you doing? How bout some refreshing ideas
Yes Im Going To Be That Guy Facts
More like when u kidnap some1
@@OnsideHaddock72 god damn, smoke some dope bro
Yes Im Going To Be That Guy you crazy bro
I love Joey and Lee’s friendship. I have been devouring everything Joey Diaz has to offer. He’s an epic storyteller, funny, and as honest as they come. I have learned a big lesson from him. He takes his friendships and relationships so serious, and you can tell, that he gives big love back. He’s the kind of friend people want to have. Coco 4 life!
It's a beautiful day to be alive, even if you got $2 in your pocket...
Fucking a right Joey.
@@finished6267 amen my friend! That’s a great perspective. 👍🏽
Not too many people left that seem to appreciate friendships for the sake of friendship, instead of what someone else can do for them. You can tell Joey is a true and genuine friend, whether you have everything or you have nothing. Everybody deserves a friend like Uncle Joey
They dont breed em like they use to anymore
Make sure you watch all of the honeydew episodes it’s like four or five podcasts Joey’s life story
Lee only opens his eyes when he smells joey's farts
MARK E. MARK lol nah he was high asf look at how he’s talking
Ivan Lolwing Yea I’m new to this podcast is he always fried as fuck
wagwan yute no always you will tell he will be slurring his speech eyes closed repeating him self extra high voice lol
Probably cause they get him higher
haha! nice
Moment of silence for those who didn't have someone like Joey to provide insight on the daily struggle of millions. Round of applause for Lee, for providing the world with something you can just tune out to regardless of your mood or personal situations
#JoeyForGta6
santiago hernandez fuck yea
TAKEYOURHEADOUTYOURASS&COMEUPWITHBETTERIDEASMAN.
Juggn Ant relaxbroitsnotthatbigofadeal
Juggn Ant and type normally bruh
@@noushigavakyan2269 who is this man talking to? 😆
Lee "its getting kinda scary to go outside" Syatt
Unkown one ☠️🤣🤣🤣
i mean it kinda is now😳😳😳
It's not so funny today.
Yeah man if only you could've seen into the future 😂
Quinn Pedain yeah man it’s scary because of a virus with a .5% mortality rate
Lee reminds me of “Piglett” from whinnie the Pooh bear
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fuck me
Piglett in mind, Poo in body.
KAD10895 spot on! 😂👌
Piggy from the lord of flies
Lee moaning when Joey said “then he adds a egg yolk” 🤣
LMAOOOOO 🤣 The way he gasps in amazement 🤣
Adem Becaj I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
hahaha man amazing comment
Lee: "...with the bacon?"
Joey: "not yet...then he threw in the bacon".
Kinda sounds like he's talking about carbonara
😂
Edging
The edible hit me right when Uncle Joey started whispering "really, really crispy". 😂😂😂
ong ts tickled my ears😭😭
Really really crispy🤫🤫🤫really really crispy🤫🤫🤫…really really crispy🤫🤫🤫
15:19 press to hear joey whisper "really really crispy" 3 times
TheCrippledDonkey 😂 😆
ASMR heaven right there!
Emmy Arellano tru dat!
I was scrolling down just 2 see this comment
You can hear Lee gasping in amazement at the meal
Whispers to himself
*really really crispy...really really crispy*
One of the best Joey Diaz clips. "One day you have to learn to live without them" Uncle Joey on a new level
Totally get the criminal mentality never leaves u. I'm glad too bc it's saved my ass a few times in being able to notice shady characters or something about to go down.
ScoopDityDoop ! I have a feeling u know where to get good drugs... I don’t know why I just get this feeling u can cop a quality bag of dope. Am I right?
For real bro. I've always been the small quiet guy that looked harmless to normal people. All the people I bought from and supplied said they would have never guessed I was into anything, but that's what kept me in the game. Now every job I've had since I got back from rehab i just sit back and watch. Then after I see some shit i try to help the person not be so dumb in how they do shit. To regular people it might look like nothing, but i know a drug deal when i see one lol. I dont use drugs anymore but I still like the hustle, so i give tips and then tell them about "this guy I know" who can get almost whatever they want. If I don't like the person then I use the "other guys" price plus add a little finders fee 🤣 double profit!
@@riffraff1880 w enough street smarts u could get some good dope for ur self. Even in a new city and dealing w a stranger...
15:20 🥓 ASMR
@@BURDYMAN777 lol we would get along great. I do the exact same stuff
Good morning church fam. Have a spooky motherfuckin Friday.
Don't say that dawg I have a t3st on friday
@@cracoviateamdid you pass
@@26youb indeed I did. Thanks for asking :)
I love the love that joey and lee have for each other, their from totally different worlds but they have this weird mutual understanding of one another
"What if I get on a plane and Ali Babba and the 40 thieves are on there?" - Uncle Joey
Fucking classic.
Love it because I know someone will be offended.. just a funny ass joke
'40 fuckin thieves' to be correct😂
Someone timestamp please
Joey “really really crispy” Diaz
Honestly joey Diaz should start narrating cooking shows
Its carbonara
"just throw a little bit of butter on that motherfucker"
Lmfao
Lee "self-suck" Lee
At 17:55 when Joey says ‘for Lee Syatt...I see 200 more sets and you’ll be a feature act’ it warms my heart
To each their own i guess but honestly i dont see it, 90% of the time on the podcast he’s either just interrupting people or being a yes man personally i think it’d be better if he was behind the camera and didn’t talk
The amount of love in this room is astronomical. Love Joey hyping up Lee. Bro love like that needs to be more widespread. I appreciate you, Joey and Lee. I miss this podcast tremendously
What happened to it ?
@@creamcheesebagels913 beef cheese steaks
Joey your honesty is refreshing. Keep doing what you do.
Love listening to Joey Diaz and have profound respect. At first I thought he was egotistical but was just him talking about his past to help others... his honesty and life lessons, and his ethics helping others and remaining humble is amazing, and inspirational
Joey Diaz got depth and soul. He’s not as popular as Rogan, but when Joey interviewed Mike Tyson, he got him to a a deeper level.
When he said "their phone just got disconnected, I'll run into em in a few days"...
Damn bro, I felt that :(
I like this Lee guy. He seems so genuine. I come for Joey Diaz because I could listen to him tell stories for ever and ever.
"What if I get on a plane and Alibaba and the 40 f**king thieves are on there lmao " we love you joey
Just have to say Joey , this video had a beautiful message . It’s strange that I randomly clicked on this one of your videos but I have a hard time dealing with mortality and the dangers of life , your viewpoint on this topic is relatable and comforting bless your brotha
When Lee is stoned he looks like he's about to pass out at any second 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video is joey just being the dad none of us really had.
Was expecting a story of all robberies and funny jokes, but got a life lesson and a realization on how precious life is.
"Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat." - Jesse The Body Ventura
C W el que no tranza no avanza...
Hahaha Mexican proverb
I see people talking about GTA6, remember when KatT Williams was on 4. We defo need a little 15 minutes or something to put in the game. Would be dope. Or even a radio station host
Having Joey as the radio host for a rock and roll station would be a godsend
Even better, they were tossing around making gta6 at least partially based on a vice city remake. If they made Joey a character who'd Rob you of everything you've got earlier on in the game and disappear, that'd be beautiful.
Sir Charizard II especially with stuff like this 😂 lee and Joey need their own channel on iradio 😂
Hold up wtfff bro. KW was in 4 ??? Ian even play 4’s story mode like that😂I would only go to that spot for the Subi
@@RoyalMigos22 yt it if anything, but you could go to the liberty city comedy club and there were different comedians at different times 😂 katt Williams and frankie Boyle from what I can remember. I later learnt that Joe rogan was on the gta 3 radio I think
went to prison at 21 for angel dust I used to pick up in Harlem. Prison was the best thing to happen to me at the time. I needed it and it gave me self discipline. I was filming a show for MTV within 4 months of being released. We filmed for 3 months but it didnt air. I didnt stop there. I worked in film and TV for about a decade now. I feel I can relate to Joey a lot.
just had to bury a close friend a week or so ago. I needed this clip. Thanks Joey
You were doing pcp?
@@godhandvoid9795 yes, I was a wild one in my teens....why you ask?
@@tylerdurdena.k.a.bradboyd8445 Because I wanted to know if you were doing pcp
Sounds like a good story my man. If you want to share your story on my channel, that would be cool
Such an important episode , second half of this is as meaningful as anything you can find on RUclips
Does Lee Syatt have eyes?
Oh wait, this isn't Google...
Technically.... it is
I love the camaraderie between Joey and Lee it’s 100% genuine
Joey makes an amazing point about 8 minutes in. Theirs so much potential for alot of fucked up shit to go down at any moment that their is no reason to fear the unknown, at the end of the day everything is unknown.
One of the best videos of Joey, definitely hit me right in my soul hearing him share his emotions even after everything he has been through. Love everything you guys do, stay safe!!!
This shit hit. I’ve had 3 friends die all within a years time. Two in different car accidents and one from drugs, all hit like a dream at first bc I literally had just spoke to 2 of them the day of and before. That was 2 years ago I was 25 were all about the same age, grew up in a small town so known all three for like 20 years. Life is fragile man
I have had 8 friends die from suicide or drug overdose between 18 and 26.
Im 28 now. You never fully forget, but you kind of go numb to it.
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 I've had about 90 people die in my life. I just get horny now
100%
It's always been fragile from the very start. The only thing that changed is us...who we are, and what we go through along the way.
Unfortunately that is it. Sometimes it feels like just one big experience held together by various emotions. Then it's time to go.
I'm sorry about your friends.
may they rest in peace brotha
Lee’s (subtle, totally authentic) reactions when Joey is describing his friend making food is pure GOLD. (~15:20-16:20)
Dudes a really pure soul
Damn, really makes you consider / appreciate life.. Thank You Joey
Needed this Joey . You got to stay positive. You control what you can
the sound of joey drinking water always gets me 💀
😂😂😂
He explains making spaghetti carbonara minus the parmesan cheese. one of the best easy dishes there is
15:45 Lee’s “aaAahhh” after adding the egg yolk 😂😂😂😂
Such a creepy little fck
I miss listening to you two having conversations like this every week.
It’s a beautiful day to be alive!
always love to hear you talk about a loss and losses... i’ve been having a rough year💔🙏🏼.
My friend passed yesterday. Got shot. Bad things do happen to great people. It hurts. And it's weird not seeing him anymore
Uncle Joey has taught me things about being a Cuban that helped clear up some misunderstanding of my reality and what not. Taught be things about the culture I never knew and is a funny ass guy who also tries to help others, love you uncle Joey you got Abt 5 million nieces and nephews compadre
Lee's gasps when they talking about the bacon and pasta was fucking hilarious.
I'm so glad someone said i5
I prefer THIS Joey, words of wisdom
Uncle Joey you gotta clean that bong, I can smell the resin from here
hhe must be keeping them there for some reason. I remember the time we lookedfor the gravity bong we used for whole summer in a winter night in the forrest just to scrap some resin to smoke lol
@@ismailsimsek332 that is called severe addiction, not "scrapping". C'mon bro. Your life is worth more than that
Moomaniac it’s weed you pussy
@@b23beatz yes, keep justifying your addiction. Whatever helps you sleep at night
Moomaniac 😂😂 what the fuck are you on about? How can someone who’s so against weed listen to a man that talks about going on coke benders doing heroin, and robbed people? I think you’re in the wrong place friend
Joey´s voice is soothing.
i needed this. im struggling alot with certain habits and things. Thank you Joey
Real Talk💯 Everybody needs a friend like Joey Diaz .
Damn Joey i fucking wish you was someone i could go to everyday or nights when im awake stressed i could meet you at the kitchen table for a light night smoke and some advice or talk someone who feels the same way. People are lucky to have someone like you to tell how it is. Thanks Uncle J your words and advice are cared for by a lot of people because your good people.
he’s a dude to emulate for sure
Joey "Johnny Goombah" Diaz
Crazy Joe Davola one day it would be interesting to find out who Johnny Goombah is
@@le8784 - It would....you know there's a Goombah story
Sup
15:43 listen to Lee gasp when Joey says "an egg yolk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gasped a little myself, It is an egg yolk after all !
Joey Diaz, is the realest dude out there . Look at the bong in front on him 😂😂
Boom and the king of savages is back in yer earholes 🔥💯
"what if ali baba and the forty fuckin thieves are on that plane" fucking KILLED ME, he said it so calm but that was funny as fuck
9:56 got me too 😂 obviously not a funny scenario but the way Joey presented the thought of some guy looking to score and then inadvertently shooting Lee in the chest is fuckin hilarious 😂😂
People mustn’t live in fear. Finding acceptance in life and all outcomes is the key
Lee moaning while Joey was talking about that recipe was crazy 😂
Joey Diaz u are the best........peace from the uk 🇬🇧
8:13 “you ain’t f**kn the hulk” lmao
Listening to Joey talk about bad shit can happen at any time just helped me out.
Lee said it’s getting scary to go outside..
Considering whats happening now he predicted the future.
Joey Lock even more so now lmao
Hes so corny
This is truth from Lee and major truth from Joey. He's dropping gems here.
21:37 "i lived in a basement, with a fucking bed & bench for dinner"
they way uncle joey talks about his fallen homie with the bacon is probably the exact same way he feels about Lee. Those friendships are what you gotta cherish
He's like the dad I never fucking had... That every girl needs... Dropping gems and knowledge!!!!
Really really Crispy, really really crispy, …..crispy. Love you coco. Most naturally funny human alive
joey has taught me more than my parents
I wish if lee and joey back together in podcasting, because they were hilarious.
I relate to Joey when he said prison was gonna happen regardless. When I got caught up I thought it was a blessing because my life’s been better since I got out of prison. If you live that lifestyle it will come to haunt you
Respect bro. Many people who get incarcerated once, end up subconsciously saying f it and going back in and out like clockwork
Joey Diaz is a man you learn life from. Not 23 year old RUclipsrs 😂
Truth.&,Think People used to know this
. j.d.will always hv More game exp..Great at Talking thru..as he's calm.+stays there.'😊
Lee has that I'm high asf face everytime he talks he looks like he wants to laugh after every word he say 😂😂😂 just look at him
the gasp right after he says “Then he’d get an egg yolk”. 🤣
people pass from time to time.... this made me miss Bob. RIP. green
ay... joey imma sit in front of Portos until you show up. we gotta hang out. i just wanna listen and laugh CAN NOT get over that santeria story. You got mega stories. you are saving young people's lives
Damn Uncle Joey dropping truth bombs left and right
I love this guy...i dont know many like him 🤜🤛💯
Greetz from Germany
This is a wise viewpoint.
10:17-10:26 when I'm constipated and I'm explaining it to someone
Joey could just whisper about food all day and it would be entertaining af 😂
He’s so geeked 😂
I have sooo much respect for this guy y’all
✊🏼💯
Anyone know how Joey and Lee know each other? How they hooked up for the podcast?
Lee is the spokesperson when Aliens arrive. They’ll turn right around saying “there’s nuttin’ here “
Does Joey take a sip of water EVERY SINGLE TIME on these clips? I love Joey's stories. I cant stand the sound of him drinking. Why does it take him so looooong lol
Totally agree. I hate the sound of him slurping that water. Lee needs to stop getting so high and turn Joey’s mic off when the water bottle cap comes off.
@@christophermckeown252 Did you just say lee needs to stop getting high? That's like their biggest selling point for the podcast lol
really really crispy
really really crispy
really really crispy
Lee was jizzing himself when Joey was talking about the spaghetti
Joey is a good example of your not the same person you were and people can change for the better
Es Sierto lo Que Hablaste Joey Coco Díaz.It is True What You have Touched on ,Joey Coco Diaz.Blessings!
If all the stories we've heard from Joey were made up they couldn't be better. He has experienced so much and is so interesting reminiscing!
My first time watching joey Diaz and I can alreayd tell Mr. lee is too high hahahah
Bald guy is Blitzed out of his dome