Joey usually has like 4 water bottles that are all half full. That’s from bong hits, and forgetting you have water for your next one so you grab another and it adds up.
@Luc Dude theres a difference between active listening and being annoying- a LOT of interrupting with no real insight, sometimes its better to just LISTEN instead of chiming in every 5 seconds- interrupting a story all the time with "oh my god" or "jesus" isn't interesting or nice to listen to
@MrTruboy he didn't say the cops were there, he said people were coming out into the hallway to see what was going on. The cops hadn't showed up at that point in the story. Not saying Joey isn't full of shit most of the time thoufh
14:30 This story is making me laugh so hard. The funny thing is I can see the Broncos stadium from my office and I am only 45 minutes away from Boulder. Joey's memory and story telling ability is second to none.
@@DaveSCameron he really did live that life, he might exaggerate the story, but it’s true nonetheless, if you lived any type of life, you’d be able to tell it from personal experience.
Im 56. I wass doin the same shit as a teen and my 20s. This guys life stories are sometimes mine. Never sober for years but still on top of the game. Now im old . But i can think of those days i just sit alone and smile.
My dream "perp" and story IS THIS ONE! I wish I had the chance to sit down with Joey as a lawyer and get his take with some different questions and POV stuff! Joey is THE MAN! Best storyteller of his generation!
I like that Roberto Clemente picture in the backround behind Joeys head he was a great player and won 2 World Series with the pirates i believe in 60' and 70''...Sad that he died in a plane crash in 72' while he was still a young guy only 38 years old...Best Puerto Rican player of all time in Baseball!
@@Turk_2023 yes he did and mainland Latin America. Thats how he died he was going country to country in South America using a airplane and every stop he would give away free baseballs and bats and gloves to the poor neighborhoods and his plane crashed leaving one country and traveling to the next...tragedy cause not only was he a great player but a great person to humanity
The comment "if a pen takes you out of the game, were you really in the game?" Had me laughing way harder than I would of expected a simple observation to. May be due to weed tho
He's not lying, selling cars can easily be like that for a LOT of places. A guy I went to school with has been doing it since he graduated 10 years ago cause he regularly walks away with thousands of extra dollars every single week.
It’s a podcast where you have a conversation, if you want the full full story watch his stand up special on it, it’s like an hour of uninterrupted Joey
John Martinec different life different views, I seen people out here where I live try killing each other and then weeks later they’ll be smoking together it’s all fucked up
9:45 she asks how much a gram of coke was back in the day, Joey says $100, then she realises she doesn't want people thinking she knows what a gram costs these days, which she probably doesn't, but she got mixed up and ended up saying she didn't know how much 100 grams or coke cost today.
Lol she is so lame and didn't contribute to the story and just copied or said wow and really? I can't believe she said "I don't know what a hundred a gram is?" Really!? Joey just told you a gram is a hundred lol. She should of never been on the show.
Love your stories, wise words in a comedic way, and someone who has been through what affected my family (drugs). Wish you were coming to Oklahoma City. Would be awesome to meet you.
I love how old school east coast Joey is. "There were a couple good people there, you know, white people" "There was this old jew we used to fuck with relentlessly" 😂😂😂
She's like that on every podcast episode she's been on. Spends twenty minutes talking about how somebody's name is weird or something when Joey is in the midst of the heaviest story ever.
The 22 people that disliked this video eats there wings with ranch. Shouts out to uncle joey, the flying Jew and the church family. Been a fan since I seen you on the early jre podcasts. Stay black because that's the most important thing......
gtachorley if you’re going to proof read people’s comments & play English teacher, then you should probably correct all the mistakes & not just one. You know? If you want to teach an English RUclips comment class then you have to do it *right* 😉
check meowt no lo se, pero i love seeing the story still alone after so many years, and the fact that everyone involved is happy now makes it that much better
She's annoying. Definitely grew up sheltered. You can hear how shocked she is. I grew up in and around Chicago, Im completely desensitized to crime. I actually thought it wasnt that bad. Definitely not worthy of a 6 year sentence.
I appreciate how Joey keeps himself hydrated
That Pure Life.
It's dry mouth from the weed😃
Joey usually has like 4 water bottles that are all half full. That’s from bong hits, and forgetting you have water for your next one so you grab another and it adds up.
I'm sure he sleeps better at night, knowing that you approve.
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"Joey, they invented security cameras because of you" 😂
Buffalo Cody Lee’s best comment ever
Shit, probably.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
we need a movie on this man already
Last time I heard he was negotiating a network to make a comedy tv Series about his life.
Nobody could ever play the part of Joey it’s have to be actors and he dubs EVERY VOICE
@@thingsilearnedfromwrestlin9008 the guy from the Toyota commercials that says it's HUGE can play him lol
He’s been in movies he could do it
Opening scene theres a bright light in a doorway in walks coco diaz: Hows it hangin COCKSUCKAS welcome to my movie!
Joeys stories could literally be Grand Theft Auto missions
Tygze genius!
😂😂
@Erik Gonzalez you know you can swear on here right? Fuckin fact!!
Bahaha bro well said
Harupert Beagleton he is in mafia 3
I've heard this story 10 times and it never gets old.
Joey Diaz: The Kidnapping
I've heard it 30 times but still love it
Damn beat me to this comment. This was the best version though
I’ve heard it twice and 2 completely different versions...guy is a pathological liar
@@wfc1987 and what was the dfferences between the stories?
Joey is the only human who can make kidnapping sound hilarious
That girls voice is killing my high
Never seen a truer comment
Came straight to the comments for this
She’s just too much😂
Y'all just hate women lmao
@@__-fk4jz nah, dudes can have annoying voices but hers is top shelf obnoxioud
“They hit him with a ukulele 15 times” lmaooooooooooo
Damn this lady is trying so hard, just chill out and listen to the story.
4 real. 😆😆😆
For real I almost left the good story because she wouldn't shut the fuck uuuuup
I’m tryna listen to my boy joe and this bitch won’t shut the fuck up
Agreed! STFU Joey is talking!
@Luc Dude theres a difference between active listening and being annoying- a LOT of interrupting with no real insight, sometimes its better to just LISTEN instead of chiming in every 5 seconds- interrupting a story all the time with "oh my god" or "jesus" isn't interesting or nice to listen to
“Guy in a wheelchair. He got hit in the head with a ukulele 15 times...it’s hysterical” 😂
Always go back for your weed, even if there's cops at your house.
Santana Sanchez always
Sage advice
Especially if you're all coked up, gotta come down somehow
@MrTruboy he didn't say the cops were there, he said people were coming out into the hallway to see what was going on. The cops hadn't showed up at that point in the story. Not saying Joey isn't full of shit most of the time thoufh
I’ve done it while cops were a few feet away in the door way.
Imagine buying a BMW from Joey Diaz in the 1980s
🤣 coked out Joey Diaz, not knowing the kind of shit he was getting into outside of selling cars lol
Subaru
Nah a beemer leave the money in the mailbox and in an hour the attendants gonna pull up with ur car around the block
He would call you a cocksucker as soon as your out of earshot lol
this girl's only contribution is saying "whoooaaa" "realllly" "woooow"
The female version of lee
Incredibly fucking annoying
Agreed, but what else do you expect her to do? Interrupt Joey's story? That would have been more annoying.
Women don't know how to listen to men they only know how to talk lol
@@bobertmcboberty1385 lmao thats hilarious
“After you kidnapped me, I got kidnapped again”. Sad, but funny as shit the way Joey told it 🤣
14:30 This story is making me laugh so hard. The funny thing is I can see the Broncos stadium from my office and I am only 45 minutes away from Boulder. Joey's memory and story telling ability is second to none.
He really is an incredible story teller
Personally I'd have appreciated some semblance of context, are we just assumed to know this blokes past!
@@DaveSCameron yes if you watch his podcast......
@@DaveSCameron he really did live that life, he might exaggerate the story, but it’s true nonetheless, if you lived any type of life, you’d be able to tell it from personal experience.
5:15 “Shut ya mouth”😭😂😂😂😭🤦🏻♂️
"I got him for about 30, maybe 31 pens"
Wrapped with a rubber band 😂
It's very possible there was 31
Dan Elmer in the ceiling 😂
This needs to be reuploaded without that chicks voice, please
She was tht bad compared to a lot of the other guests thts for damn sure
yeah, five minute in I was like,
“can someone give this parrot a damn cracker?”
Fucking facts
Who’s the chick?
Someone please edit this where we don’t hear her interject she’s ruining the story
"oh yeah!."
Her mic is way too loud and this has nothing to do with his kidnap story
The place had 8 salesman. 2 of them were cool, like legit white people 😂😂
Logan Colston think he meant legit white collar people. Boulder is almost all white
I'm home sick and Joey videos are giving me the will to live.
Chris Petersen hope you feel better bro
You still sick bro?
Christ you must be sicker than you thought! /
@@DaveSCameron is he still breathing 😬
@@Chris-mt4yq he passed 😢
Getting this chick to shut up during Joey's stories would be better then finding a Covid 19 vaccine
Facts her comments are like so off half the time. She her go to remarks are “Yeah” "Wow" "Right" "Damn".
@@nexusonex I know right? Why do women even speak? Like obviously they need to keep their mouths shut and make sandwiches
I’m for real man that’s the most aggravating his thing ever just shut up and listen you don’t have to say yeah OK every every 30 seconds
Pussy is so powerful
Anything is better than creating a government injectable for a trojan horse hoax.
Joey “who do you think you’re dealing with joey bananas?” Diaz
The dumb broad heard bananas, but he said Fernandez lol
"That sounds like a main character's voice." - my lil sis on Joey's voice
Joey is the main character of life and we're all NPCs.
Im 56. I wass doin the same shit as a teen and my 20s. This guys life stories are sometimes mine. Never sober for years but still on top of the game. Now im old . But i can think of those days i just sit alone and smile.
Alone? Niiice
“A sprite and 200” hahahaha
tremendous
😹😹
One of the best storytellers of modern times. True or not consider myself entertained friends
This is the epic culmination of the craziness of his life at that time. The podcast with his roommate at the time George, is a must watch.
george perez ? im tryna watch it
Thanks I'm going to watch it too! :)
@@yessirskii274George the Polack.
Polackechoeski or something
Kent vella looking like a boss in the thumbnail for some reason I always imagined him small and skinny
404 MO right
My dream "perp" and story IS THIS ONE! I wish I had the chance to sit down with Joey as a lawyer and get his take with some different questions and POV stuff! Joey is THE MAN! Best storyteller of his generation!
Bring him on the podcast!
“I’m sorry for what I did, it was really douchey”. I can’t wait to use that line. 😂🤣
I like that Roberto Clemente picture in the backround behind Joeys head he was a great player and won 2 World Series with the pirates i believe in 60' and 70''...Sad that he died in a plane crash in 72' while he was still a young guy only 38 years old...Best Puerto Rican player of all time in Baseball!
Clemente donated a ton of money to Puerto Rico`s poor didn`t he?
@@Turk_2023 yes he did and mainland Latin America. Thats how he died he was going country to country in South America using a airplane and every stop he would give away free baseballs and bats and gloves to the poor neighborhoods and his plane crashed leaving one country and traveling to the next...tragedy cause not only was he a great player but a great person to humanity
@@michaelpaiva9924 That is right, that is sad
“Pissing on your leg” classic manipulation mov
The comment "if a pen takes you out of the game, were you really in the game?" Had me laughing way harder than I would of expected a simple observation to. May be due to weed tho
" I didn't make it all this way without balls of steel" *takes deep breath* "stupid"
😭😭😂😂😂😂
He's not lying, selling cars can easily be like that for a LOT of places. A guy I went to school with has been doing it since he graduated 10 years ago cause he regularly walks away with thousands of extra dollars every single week.
He tells the best stories. He has so many amazing, crazy stories. He’s had a cool life
Some people have a gift with podcasting. Joey’s got it. Rogan’s got it. When their guests don’t got it it’s real painful.
This dude has seriously done it all! I love him!
I thought Joey was Italian till I heard his Spanish. He Cuban
Hands down one of the best stories ever
"I just kicked the fuckin door down LIKE A GORILLA" Best joey quote ever
"After you kidnapped me, I got kidnapped again." 😂😂
Imagine a series on Joey Diaz life like everybody hates Chris but more Joey Diaz style
2:07 You can just tell from that smile, Joey just time travelled back to that car lot, decades back into story mode lol.
Uncle Joey never fails to lift my mood.
“You’re the reason they made security cameras“😂😂😂😂
He is looking a million times better than some of his other pod casts. ❤️
Joeys podcast should be called “story time”. Mans a legend.
It’s a podcast where you have a conversation, if you want the full full story watch his stand up special on it, it’s like an hour of uninterrupted Joey
What's the name of his special?
You funny as hell big fella 😂 an remind me 😂 f a couple peeps i know appreciate your storys!!! Really do..
Check your headlights folks
Joey really is brilliant. To live a life so full and so incredibly dynamic is really cool. I love him.
Joey is my spirit animal
Ok *Kevin Johnson*
2:37 funny as hell “who tf is Joe goodacre” 😂😂
Not tipping for a drink at the bar is douchy. Calling kidnapping douchy is kind of an understatement. Just kind of.
John Martinec different life different views, I seen people out here where I live try killing each other and then weeks later they’ll be smoking together it’s all fucked up
John Martinec it was a coke dealer selling 40k of coke
“Who do ya think ya dealin wit, Joey Bananas?” 😂😂
9:45 she asks how much a gram of coke was back in the day, Joey says $100, then she realises she doesn't want people thinking she knows what a gram costs these days, which she probably doesn't, but she got mixed up and ended up saying she didn't know how much 100 grams or coke cost today.
Nice analogy
I love Uncle Joey! He’s the best
This girl just repeats what joey says, gets olddddd
Yeah this girl just says what Joey says, it gets old I reckon
These waters a too deep for her. That’s a why she just parrots.
Who hurt you guys 😂
"I don't know how much a hundred a gram is"... lol
Trishy wishy now it’s 60-80 because it’s all trash
You need the whole gram for an hour smh
Lol she is so lame and didn't contribute to the story and just copied or said wow and really? I can't believe she said "I don't know what a hundred a gram is?" Really!? Joey just told you a gram is a hundred lol. She should of never been on the show.
@@taylorscott2359 Yeah, 50 even but it's not good or it's junk. Weak shit. I have a plug that moves 100$ a gram good shit though.
I feel like Joey is just a time traveler who’s lived a thousand gangster lives
Love your stories, wise words in a comedic way, and someone who has been through what affected my family (drugs). Wish you were coming to Oklahoma City. Would be awesome to meet you.
“stole the keys and made duplicates how tf else you get a key”🤣🤣
This may be the best thing I've ever heard Joey the GOAT
Can we get a Version where she’s muted?
Bruh
Living legend. He's a force of nature that comes around like a comet.
Someone HAS to make a movie about this man life!!!!!! Even tho he probably cant/wont tell us about 2/3 of it! lol
I love how old school east coast Joey is.
"There were a couple good people there, you know, white people"
"There was this old jew we used to fuck with relentlessly"
😂😂😂
Still disappointed that the man who's supposed to know nuttin snitched
He snitched cause he knew nuttin if he don't no nuttin he won't talk
The honey is annoying, she trying mad hated to be funny at moment that didn’t need humor.
I was like WHAT IS IT REAL
I am Bear She is not funny at all. She thinks cursing her attempt at humor, is making her sound like she could comprehend his lifestyle.
u guys r fucking losers she seems like a fine girl
Honey? Lmao is that making a comeback or are you Will Smith in Fresh Prince of Belair
She's like that on every podcast episode she's been on. Spends twenty minutes talking about how somebody's name is weird or something when Joey is in the midst of the heaviest story ever.
I was at That Tucson Arizona Show.
Incredibly Great Performance 💯💯💯🔥
I couldn't go!! -_-
@@Tharealkingjay i got you on FB 😂 but ayyy that show, he really be the same on Here vs on stage frfr 💯💯💯🔥
@@MRRGaming223 ayeee lit asf bro!! I bet💯 i put all my brothers onto him too😂😂
The HAVE to make The Joey Diaz Diaries!!
Who is this interrupting hole??
@Don Draco you have something seriously deep inside your twat
Don Draco your a pussy stop watching what you can’t handle
This man is an American treasure
Joey “I’ve got a story about that” Diaz!
Love u Uncle Joey; fun exciting life u had
Dude, fix the mix on her voice, too much highs in the mix on her microphone.
"He stole the liquid cocaine and he fuckin drank it. This guy was nuts" my sides.
21:15 "I threw the gun in the trunk"
21:57 "I had the gun in my waist"
Which one is it?
Man she ruined the whole video
Sokol Agolli she keeps interrupting
Its supposed to be a dialogue, joey just monologues his old stories every episode
Joseph Lee yeah and what are you saying
@@mightquinnable nobody else gets to talk
Joseph Lee these are good stories, the fuck you talking. If someone is tell you a story you don’t interrupt or add in just cause
Ya used to be able to make that kinda money selling new cars... not any more unless you sell dozens per month
Sell health insurance bro
dwd ded aka profit off ppl getting sick bro. Aka be a criminal bro.
Uncle Joey da 🐐 no 🧢
If Diaz was 35 years younger this chick would be bent over getting slammed from behind doing a line. I heard one too many of stories lol.
🤣 frl tho Joey in. His prime would’ve banged this chick
@@goat504 No doubt.
He would soften he up with a couple of bumps hahs
I wonder what happened to “Tidwell” bad guy ? Joey never mentioned much after he was arrested too. 😎🍻🇺🇸
18:55
Joey: good story
Girl: yeah, I totally am about that life
What
sales exp always makes people great
The snort at 4:05 lmao
I hope they would add a segment in GTA VI of just a podcast of Joey Diaz telling us his stories, jokes, wisdom, and anything in between.
I didn't know about the newspaper bins
CPA Strength me either
Now Im wondering who Ari or Rogan might've kidnapped before their fame, though Segura seems to be more of a criminal menace than the lot of 'em.
Joey bananas lmao
Such an inspiration coco...we can all turn it around and you did.
The 22 people that disliked this video eats there wings with ranch. Shouts out to uncle joey, the flying Jew and the church family. Been a fan since I seen you on the early jre podcasts. Stay black because that's the most important thing......
Steve Suich I wish I liked wings & blue cheese just to honor Uncle Joey lol
Their *
gtachorley if you’re going to proof read people’s comments & play English teacher, then you should probably correct all the mistakes & not just one. You know? If you want to teach an English RUclips comment class then you have to do it *right* 😉
@@Name-oz4lq Nah it's just the whole their, there and they're issue that boils my piss.
gtachorley well you know what they say.... when life gives you boiled piss, make piss stew.
I needa listen to the full thing
When I saw the picture on instagram, I legit breathed a sigh of relief haha I felt complete for some reason.. por que, tho???
check meowt no lo se, pero i love seeing the story still alone after so many years, and the fact that everyone involved is happy now makes it that much better
She's annoying. Definitely grew up sheltered. You can hear how shocked she is. I grew up in and around Chicago, Im completely desensitized to crime. I actually thought it wasnt that bad. Definitely not worthy of a 6 year sentence.