The Church of What's Happening Now Episode #638 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Anthony Cumia • The Church Of What's H... #JoeyDiaz #madflavor #ChurchClips
Cory honestly I believe fucking everything he says the way he says shit ppl don’t know and there just like fuck why didn’t I think of that Ik his shit is truw
I remember i was at a friends house one time and he got his leg scraped up real bad so i ran inside and told his mom and she was like, no habla ingles lo siento, and i was like MARIA I know you speak English and she yelled at me THEN MAYBE I JUST DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, OK? OK? so i had to tell his dad like hey man your son is hurt and your wife is mean
I went from 3 felony charges and the threat of being tried as an adult with minimum 25 years in fed prison to a year of house arrest and 3 years of probation thanks to this fucking amazing lawyer I had here in CT. He ran that shit for 2 years straight keeping me out of jail while we went from court to court. I ended up with just a single misdemeanor charge which isnt even on my record anymore because I'm over 18 now. Dude had connections and it saved my fucking life. I didn't even have to say a word in court except for thanking the judge AND my lawyer even got private trials. i dont understand it but shit was wild
@@Rocmax417 See how much of a bootlicker you are, you want me to prove what I'm saying but you dont care that Joey can prove NONE of the stories he tells.
@@Rocmax417 Watch all Martin Scorsese movies and other mob related shows. I wouldn't say all his stories are lies but over 70% is shit he heard in a movie.
Coming from some one like me who has done 2 prison bids and numerous county bids, im here to say joeys take on the system is 100% facts. all built around a monetary system. no justice unless you can afford it, its crazy.
The reason they didn't throw the book at him is because the "victim" was a criminal with dirty hands and not because of some brilliant strategy. In most cases you are better off taking a plea deal than going to trial. The system just wants to show wins on it's record, guilt or innocence are a secondary concern.
Every case is different but they offer deals because they don't want to go to trial and they don't want to go to trial when there is a decent chance they might lose so the better the deal the more likely taking it to trial is the winning move.
Not always. It just depends. The first offer is never the best they can do. You have to be able to wait it out and negotiate and be ready to risk having to go to trial and the costs associated with doing so. And it depends on the evidence they have. If they have a lock of evidence they're not offering a good deal. But if the evidence isn't a lock, it's getting close to trial, and you have a very busy prosecutor there's always a chance of a great deal. It's such a chess game.
@NEGUS MBARKA nah I'm actually not hes a comedian u dumb fuck. You're just one if those people who get upset at anything someone says to do with race or gender you pussy. Cant stand people like you
How exactly is it so clear? Just because it never happened to you doesn't mean it never happened to anyone. You understand that, correct? We robbed a guy one day at a hotel room after the girls we were with disappeared for about an hour. They were down at his room and he had them smoking crack on a Coke can and they said he passed out so they left. US three guys went back down there, and 2 go inside his room where he's passed smooth out. I sat outside the door. We literally cleaned him out. Took everything out of his pockets. Took his clothes. His shoes. His cocaine. His money. And we left to go rent a room at a different hotel. It was insane! Now. Did I make that up? Since you can so clearly tell lies from truth just by listening to someone repeat their story 🤣
Bruh I have criminal stories that would make uncle Joey crack up. I was a criminal genius. I put circuit city out of business in Denver. But that was all in the past.
Stg when I got in trouble I posted bail last got appointed the top lawyer in the state for his 1 pro bono case beat the case they didn’t thank you uncle Joey
@@macdiggitty No that's just bull shit propaganda haters like you say cause you hate him for making it he was 17 when this incident happened and 69 was the guy who recorded it and put it online he didn't have sex with anyone the girl was topless in the video again he was 17 it's all online you can read what happened it was blown out of proportion and I was still fucking 15 16 year olds at 17 what guy wasn't get the fuck outta here
@@albrechtschobel9835 Yeah 69 was 17 when that happens and there was never any sex he was charged for posting a video online with a girl who was nude at a party that was underage but so was he at 17 I was still fucking 15 16 year olds just like any other teenage guys stoopid
@@davecolvin7969 Dont listen to these haters you should go look up the case as should they he never had sex with a minor and at the time of the crime he was underage also he was just 17 he was at a party filming for stuff he put online and this girl was partially nude on the video 69 posted it and got charged for it he talked about it with dj akidemics it's just something these haters try to use to put 69 down but it's just bull shit
damn this guy is one honest dude I mean I don't know if I'd want to tell the world what kind of scumbag I was back in the day I mean damn you know is the top-of-the-line scumbag.
His stories might not be 100% real but I can guarantee some of it isn’t made up. You gotta sell yourself, the audience aren’t interested in him being a good guy, people like to hear when fucked up things happen to someone, so Joey can always take his past and spice it up with some shit. Seriously can’t believe how much people debate this shit
Joey it's 2018 I was listening to this that's fucking amazing it's fucking hilarious but the gel system is still the same way except now they have mandatory minimums if you get charged with that crime you have to get the mandatory minimum most of people get the mandatory maximum but that's just in PA USA such a nice place
Lol a really good NYC laywer said it would be easier to get me off of a murder case than my dwi. since he was so good and my dad knew him he couldnt risk his rep by taking on my case so he knew another good lawyer that was friends with the judge and i shoulda got 5 felonies I got a misdemeanor. I was drinking and driving and I was charged for it but I did 4 other felonies that same night that I cant even speak of because I dont remember.
This guy is talking like if the whole world isn’t corrupted From the Senate to Street Police , Talking about fair Shake . We Never Had a Fair Shake , Ever ! . Always Judged !
@@ImTheMedicHere no it wasn't the cops it was the dead and informing is not talking shit and they reduced his bail to $3000 for kidnapping that's fucking great but normal for an informamant
mjb B Nah he said he was talking shit as in he was like, “yeah I got info yeah I got info get me out and I’ll tell you” even though he wasn’t going to tell them anyway. They didn’t get him out so when his bail dropped he bolted and then continued to delay his case longer.
Por isso que viraram minhas preferidas por isso que o caso dela só minhas prostituta e o caso da hora só preço que virar um bando de eu caso dolla e elas são as
First off the court doesn’t get you a private lawyer cause your co defendant already has one. They give you another public defender. Second nobody sells 1000. Worth of travelers checks for 500. That’s like going and buying 1000 dollar money order then turn around and sell it for 500. I don’t think he has any brain cells left
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I’d honestly love Joey to just write an autobiography. Absolutely just love every story he tells.
If you believe these stories I got a bridge to sell ya
Joe Damerell he better narrate it too
He is
Idk how to read, but I'd figure it out
Cory honestly I believe fucking everything he says the way he says shit ppl don’t know and there just like fuck why didn’t I think of that Ik his shit is truw
“My parents spoke English, until the cops came”
Hahaha fucking funny I have seen this first hand buddy
Edward Kesock a
Lmao
I remember i was at a friends house one time and he got his leg scraped up real bad so i ran inside and told his mom and she was like, no habla ingles lo siento, and i was like MARIA I know you speak English and she yelled at me THEN MAYBE I JUST DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, OK? OK? so i had to tell his dad like hey man your son is hurt and your wife is mean
Theykilled Joel no hablo
"Lemme tell ya somethin" always leads to a good story
@Prestige_Aus not half, 75% are bullshit and the last 25% are so embellished they might as well be lies
before the vid started i was waitin for him to say those exact words ... lol.
Its entertainment at the end of the day. I wouldn't read into it too much.
He got sum good ones, b/c i been to the pen and arrested several times n i dont feel like i won once
Especially from Coco 😂😂
"I know who shot kennedy" 😭😭😭
Just let me out and I’ll tell ya 😂😂
I went from 3 felony charges and the threat of being tried as an adult with minimum 25 years in fed prison to a year of house arrest and 3 years of probation thanks to this fucking amazing lawyer I had here in CT. He ran that shit for 2 years straight keeping me out of jail while we went from court to court. I ended up with just a single misdemeanor charge which isnt even on my record anymore because I'm over 18 now. Dude had connections and it saved my fucking life. I didn't even have to say a word in court except for thanking the judge AND my lawyer even got private trials. i dont understand it but shit was wild
6ANSHEE what was it for ?
NRG lol he ain’t trying to tell you his actual crime(s) in case the feds are watching
@@Chris-P You know and I both know that last statement you just made is a falsehood.
I hope you learned your lesson mane. You were facing some real serious time homie. Youve been given a second chance. Dont waste it.💯
Itv
6ANSHEE and I’m sure your white too lol
Old saying in the legal profession:
“ A good attorney knows the law…
A great attorney knows the judge.”
That’s so fucking true…
Did he just call the black lawyer "Blackula?" Lmao that is some funny shit
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😂😂🤣🤣
Best story teller of our day
They're all lies
Jackson Winkleson prove it
@@Rocmax417 See how much of a bootlicker you are, you want me to prove what I'm saying but you dont care that Joey can prove NONE of the stories he tells.
Jackson Winkleson innocent until proven guilty
@@Rocmax417 Watch all Martin Scorsese movies and other mob related shows. I wouldn't say all his stories are lies but over 70% is shit he heard in a movie.
Joey “i know where hoffa is” diaz
This nigga love tellin it exactly how it is 🤣🤣
"In Bouldah" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know if you still read these comments but you make my day brother I can listen to your stories all day they're awesome much love
Its is all about how much you have and who you know. The last part is so true.
Yep
This is America and I fucking love it
Bro I bet this whole podcast Joey wanted to smack him for trying to talk over him🤣
Nah joey’s chill
I would be in a dress doing the midnight show. Lol 😂 Joey keeps it so real
There needs to be a movie about joey's life. Now that is a movie I will go see.
Coming from some one like me who has done 2 prison bids and numerous county bids, im here to say joeys take on the system is 100% facts. all built around a monetary system. no justice unless you can afford it, its crazy.
Everything is a racket justice and healthcare are the top earners in the mob we call government
It is all about who knows who, in the law :-/
Nate Free K-9 Help that’s life
Who you know and what you can pay.
I would SO watch this on PBS
The basketball talk lmfaooo
I feel like most hosts don't really understand his humor :( He deserves more laughs
ULALA IS SUCH A SICK ADVENTURE GAME IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLEW MY MIND
This back fired on me joey!!! I’m looking at a bigger deal now
You what
Oh you mean taking legal advice from a comedian didn’t work out? Damn.
Joey needs to do audio books if he hasn't already. 🤣
The reason they didn't throw the book at him is because the "victim" was a criminal with dirty hands and not because of some brilliant strategy. In most cases you are better off taking a plea deal than going to trial. The system just wants to show wins on it's record, guilt or innocence are a secondary concern.
@Thelondonbadger wut
Every case is different but they offer deals because they don't want to go to trial and they don't want to go to trial when there is a decent chance they might lose so the better the deal the more likely taking it to trial is the winning move.
Then there wouldn’t be a Joey Diaz pod
Not always. It just depends. The first offer is never the best they can do. You have to be able to wait it out and negotiate and be ready to risk having to go to trial and the costs associated with doing so. And it depends on the evidence they have. If they have a lock of evidence they're not offering a good deal. But if the evidence isn't a lock, it's getting close to trial, and you have a very busy prosecutor there's always a chance of a great deal. It's such a chess game.
On rogan one time he talked about sending Lee to rehab his to scam the insurance
Always got time to listen to a story from joey
I’m listening to this while I take a shit at work
Joey "lemme tell ya somethin" Diaz
Same shit happened to me last time I got in trouble
Lawyer has to give the kickback to the DA
"Blackula" cause lawyers suck ya dry and he was black 🤣😂😅 love Joey
@NEGUS MBARKA nah I'm actually not hes a comedian u dumb fuck. You're just one if those people who get upset at anything someone says to do with race or gender you pussy. Cant stand people like you
Joey’s impression of an asian guy fucking gets me every time lol
A public defender and a court appointed lawyer are the exact same thing lol
Yea I don't know what he was talking about there. Also if you get busted doing something with your friend they'll give you both shit public defenders.
Most larger jurisdictions have more than one public defender.
Nigga called him Blacula 😂😂😂😂
If I was there I'd be sitting on the the couch doing magic tricks.
When I was stalling for time in a court case COVID hit
I still demand a police report on the liquid cocaine stolen from the hospital
What
Why that was at one time very common
Anthony steals chris rocks "orenthal the bus driving murderer" bit.
Barry Sheckle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's clear that some of his stories are bs,
but the way he bring over the stories makes me always laugh.
Long life to you Joey
How exactly is it so clear? Just because it never happened to you doesn't mean it never happened to anyone. You understand that, correct?
We robbed a guy one day at a hotel room after the girls we were with disappeared for about an hour. They were down at his room and he had them smoking crack on a Coke can and they said he passed out so they left.
US three guys went back down there, and 2 go inside his room where he's passed smooth out. I sat outside the door. We literally cleaned him out. Took everything out of his pockets. Took his clothes. His shoes. His cocaine. His money. And we left to go rent a room at a different hotel. It was insane!
Now. Did I make that up? Since you can so clearly tell lies from truth just by listening to someone repeat their story 🤣
If i ever need a attorney how much do you charge Joey?
I want to go on his show and tell him some stories, especially how I beat the system and played probation.
Cool story Bra
Bruh I have criminal stories that would make uncle Joey crack up. I was a criminal genius. I put circuit city out of business in Denver. But that was all in the past.
@@craigmartin8102 wanna give the short version?
what's with the background people?
Stg when I got in trouble I posted bail last got appointed the top lawyer in the state for his 1 pro bono case beat the case they didn’t thank you uncle Joey
"It all starts fuckin today alright"
SMOOTH OPERATOR 💯💪💪
Court is a game of chess
Holy shit He’s talking about my Lawyer Sam, this is crazy shit.
If Rodney King didn't happen would OJ still be found not guilty? The jury might have been afraid of more riots.
Edit: fixed auto fill error.
Bruh who's that in the back?
this was on MONDAY
Alleys white
Joey! Give ma boy 6ix9ine some legal advice bro
Here ya go, tell him to start doing ass keigels. Cant let that shit pussy go loose in prison.
@@macdiggitty
No that's just bull shit propaganda haters like you say cause you hate him for making it he was 17 when this incident happened and 69 was the guy who recorded it and put it online he didn't have sex with anyone the girl was topless in the video again he was 17 it's all online you can read what happened it was blown out of proportion and I was still fucking 15 16 year olds at 17 what guy wasn't get the fuck outta here
@@albrechtschobel9835
Yeah 69 was 17 when that happens and there was never any sex he was charged for posting a video online with a girl who was nude at a party that was underage but so was he at 17 I was still fucking 15 16 year olds just like any other teenage guys stoopid
@@davecolvin7969
Dont listen to these haters you should go look up the case as should they he never had sex with a minor and at the time of the crime he was underage also he was just 17 he was at a party filming for stuff he put online and this girl was partially nude on the video 69 posted it and got charged for it he talked about it with dj akidemics it's just something these haters try to use to put 69 down but it's just bull shit
Albrecht Schöbel nah nigga do your research
I got arrested the day this was published. What're the odds?
Diaz has been there and done that , makes it sound fun, lol
I thought a court appointed attorney was a public defender. At least that's how it is in New Orleans. The two are synonymous.
Who the female in the background..?! 👀
The ghost of Joey's mother
ants girl.
I knew someone was gonna ask this lol
whos the people in the backround just hanging out?
Who is the chick on the couch
Joey “It’s supposed to be Justice” Diaz
I swear 😂💯 neva take that plea shit be bullshit
yay
I’m on bail rn house arrest thanks for the tips
❤
Shit don’t work like that no more
The cop was walking around with O j's blood in his pocket in vials.
g ff you are a momo
damn this guy is one honest dude I mean I don't know if I'd want to tell the world what kind of scumbag I was back in the day I mean damn you know is the top-of-the-line scumbag.
laugh at 7:53
His stories might not be 100% real but I can guarantee some of it isn’t made up. You gotta sell yourself, the audience aren’t interested in him being a good guy, people like to hear when fucked up things happen to someone, so Joey can always take his past and spice it up with some shit. Seriously can’t believe how much people debate this shit
What a white boy can do and get away with! Yes! I love it. Coco, you're the BEST!
He ever catch charges off these podcasts?
Joey “I know who shot Kennedy” Diaz
Ya ok
Joey it's 2018 I was listening to this that's fucking amazing it's fucking hilarious but the gel system is still the same way except now they have mandatory minimums if you get charged with that crime you have to get the mandatory minimum most of people get the mandatory maximum but that's just in PA USA such a nice place
Dog it’s 2019
Sam DeLuca......😉😉😉😉
Lol a really good NYC laywer said it would be easier to get me off of a murder case than my dwi. since he was so good and my dad knew him he couldnt risk his rep by taking on my case so he knew another good lawyer that was friends with the judge and i shoulda got 5 felonies I got a misdemeanor. I was drinking and driving and I was charged for it but I did 4 other felonies that same night that I cant even speak of because I dont remember.
Patrick Foley lmao
I know who shot Kennedy
Who’s the girl on the couch?
this explains epstien
This guy is talking like if the whole world isn’t corrupted From the Senate to Street Police , Talking about fair Shake . We Never Had a Fair Shake , Ever ! . Always Judged !
He definitely admitted to being an informamant for the Dea 2:36
mjb B nah he was just talking shit to the cops, they didnt get him out so he didn’t say shit
@@ImTheMedicHere no it wasn't the cops it was the dead and informing is not talking shit and they reduced his bail to $3000 for kidnapping that's fucking great but normal for an informamant
mjb B Nah he said he was talking shit as in he was like, “yeah I got info yeah I got info get me out and I’ll tell you” even though he wasn’t going to tell them anyway. They didn’t get him out so when his bail dropped he bolted and then continued to delay his case longer.
Its very difficult to understand him. What does "bait it out" mean?
I think he meant streching out his case he was stalling it and making the courts give him more time to get a lawyer
They call this move the Ted Bundy
2 mins in is a fact I did that too
How many thousand? I saw “somebody”get off for 1500 once
Joey “it was June of ‘82” Díaz
I personally think a big reason why OJ git off was because they didn't want another riot in LA.
No se jajajajajaja
Did Marcia Clark ever present a case that was beyond a reasonable doubt? I think she was dirty.
Trump must be listening to Joey Diaz court stories
Who's the guy and girl in the background not even flinching? no laughing or smiling, just pretending they couldn't give anymore shits.
Por isso que viraram minhas preferidas por isso que o caso dela só minhas prostituta e o caso da hora só preço que virar um bando de eu caso dolla e elas são as
First off the court doesn’t get you a private lawyer cause your co defendant already has one. They give you another public defender. Second nobody sells 1000. Worth of travelers checks for 500. That’s like going and buying 1000 dollar money order then turn around and sell it for 500. I don’t think he has any brain cells left
What Iranian:)
Ahhh the racism
sound like Joey snitched
Who's the smoking hot chick in the back
John Barsalow your mommy
Good one... Real original
John Barsalow no seriously its your mom dude.
You mean dude dressed as chick
If uncle Joey was BLK ppls on YT would be calling him a bum or a low life not a brilliant criminal...ways of the world
is that fucking amber heard