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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2024
- Joey Diaz talks about what his life has been like after the first week of self quarantine, specifically how hes trying to keep a normal schedule for his daughter. Joey also talks about how this is a tough time for a lot of people, and how it would be easy to let this depress you. Instead, its important to focus, work on yourself, and be prepared for when this is over.
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This is why I love uncle Joey. When shit hits the fan. He’s there too lead us soldiers like the General he is!!
Like a doctah!
Dude, and his breathing sounds sooooo much better. he must have switched to edibles - fuckin Joey for 2020
Jeremiah Vazquez please. He’s full of shit.
@@DaPoopIsInDaPudding yet here you are you punk
True shit!
"A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse."
-Uncle Joey
Se eu
O que que ele fala aquela juíza ela me viu ela me viu
Me interessa é as provas que eles falaram que eles latirem e não provar
Tá é uma p*** Santa é uma pontinha santo time o time ele é uma pasta de umaele para mim não passa de uma p*** sem moral sem palavra o homem que não tem palavra não o que ele fala ele é pior do que uma
Can we get that in something other than a buttfuck language?
"I've gone from 20 bong hits to 6." True sacrifice.
Everyone needs to begin to enjoy more edibles. And get out there like savages outside and just walk. Not around people until we figure what's going on fully. Edibles are how weed is supposed to be used anyways, based on history
Plague bro I ate 300mg n nothing happened lol
@@GodBlezzAmerica have you tried different types of edibles? I know for me personally certain ones just dont give me the effect I desire while others blast me into space. Even if they're the same miligramage
Plague I have tried the infused syrup, candy that’s made with tincture and fire cracker I felt high for like 20 mins but this was when I was younger and barely smoked weed also I ate a cookie made with butter once and my eyes got red but I wasn’t high at all I just think my body rejects them or something lol
@@GodBlezzAmerica some people just dont feel edibles no matter what they do. Sucks to be you i guess
That made me feel some strong emotions when Uncle Joey said all he wants to do is live long enough to see his daughter grow up or graduate high school at least. Much love to Uncle Joey and The Church family. ✊
When he said "no guests for a few weeks" YES i love solo joey! & Lee
yeah it makes a better show
Yeah that last one was bad with that conspiracy guy.
Fuck yes
Gonna be going DEEP
be better minus the Christ killer. He's a joke / half brained human.
"Myself, Christ killa... and myself" TREMENDOUS
Know what the song playing is?
We need a podcast of Joey trying to get lee to realize that he has been in self quarantine for the last 5 years
🤣
“Buy the essentials... cream corn” lmao
Can a corn! Can a corn.. I'll be fine.
I fucking died
I didn't think about that lmfao
Convict Football team Represent
@@STORM0985you guys better not cut me from this team!
The rant at 44:49 is legendary.. give it a min or so to sizzle up. Uncle Joey ready to go off!
Yes!
Fuck all those greedy cocksuckers.
Spot on Joey!!!!! Disney_Airlines_NFL_NBA_MLB_CABLE_VERIZON have gouged us for too long. Fuck'em all
"Can you get the corona virus in powder form?""we would've snorted it" Killed it brother
Lol yeah . He is right
I’d A took a bump 🤷♂️
Blue collar Roughnecks 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🥳🤯🤯🥴🥴🤪🧐
Uncle Joey sitting at home right now eating 10 stars of death knodding out while dipping wings with blue cheese
"He thinks he's real cool with his unicycle" tremendous 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Joey is who we all need right now.
Much love from Illinois.
Hey, be careful over there brother. Shits bad. Love from St. Louis.
Southern Illinois hear, stay safe cocksuckas
Im out here in dupage county with binoculars lookin at all the corona motherfuckers in cook runnin around like chickens..stay safe cocksuckas
Mike hey man if it’s in cook county y’all are right next to us and breathing the same air as us lol
How’s this home in shelter treating ya? I’ve been outside quite a few times haven’t had any police on my case or anything so far
This man gives me hope for life
MØE than eva befoe
Me too. Such a motivator.
Yes brother! He does!
"Take a chance, Columbus did"
- Joey Diaz for Prez 2020
"I`ve been smoking so much weed I got eczema"
I’m not familiar with this sorry, but could this worsen my eczema?
@@jamesnihger4933 no
Coronaville I'm dead😂😂
Same
haha so funny
Im shutting it down cocksuckas the shit has hit the fan.
Jared Mehrlich give it to a hospital if you find it, they need it. You don’t
Thank you for realizing the impact this can have on people with mental health problems, I've had a life full of depression and other mental problems and this is agonizing right now. Still, I've been physically disabled for a few years so I feel I'm in a good place to deal with it. All I've been doing this past 2 years is working on my physical and mental self, this is just more of the same. Thank you again, we'll get through this shit.
YOUR NAME! lmao do alpacas come cheese filled as well?
Stay safe all 🌍🌎🌏
My brother I send you much strength. Remember that you arent the only one suffering through this my man. In this time it gives us time to reflect and note that we are all connected. Stay strong.
I'm also physically disabled, but had set myself up so I'm not destitute over the last few years :) just gonna grow weed and keep my door locked!
Joey "these taste great"
Lee "no they dont"
Joey stops mid promo "Lee eat your mushroom"
I'm both envious and feel bad for Lee getting to be friends/work with Joey Diaz
And he touched his face 1000 times and grabs the shrooms and hands it to Lee. 😝
TheCupiedoll loolll if they didnt work together that’d definitely be a no no
Love The Church so much! It truly helps me out, and makes me want to do better in life. I've been having a rough time. Just want to be ok. Hope everyone out there is doing good.
Best energy in the podcast game, i get so happy when i see uncle Joey.. much health ❤❤❤
Jorge Santana agreed, however I miss the podcasts where they go DEEP with the edibles and Lee is on camera, they’re fading in and out. I used to go to sleep to that
#Gucci Mane i know i hate how they went sober
Ikr it puts an instant smile on my mug.
Take care, Church & Stay Safe Everyone!
@Jordan Evans Jesus xD I hope not.
They got enough problems :P
Jordan Evans only a matter of time now
Good tidings citizen
Now I see why they call it "the Church", preach my brotha.
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lee show yourself on camera man. we miss seeing you bid dawg
randomly thought about suca la minca today and started laughing. couldn't wait for the new episode.
😂😂😂
I drive to. So I'm basically getting paid to listen to podcasts. All day. Every day...
Same. I’m a 23 year old owner operator with a fleet of 2.
Today’s my first day in a new job, I started getting anxious a bit.... and I see uncle joey’s “keeping your head in the game” what a blessing 🙏🏽
nathan jualin hey at least you got one rn
I feel you, man. just started a new job myself. It's less than a quarter mile away from the largest quarantine in my state too 😅
You’re gonna run this place in a month brother
Good luck!
Grab your balls and salute the flag it’s another new day in America go get it
Joey “Everyone is Rocky Balboa now.” Diaz
This episode of theCHURCH has to be in the top 5 of all time. JD is focused and his delivery is flowing. Lee is at the wheel and he effortlessly guides them both to legendary status. This episode speaks of its time. The rare perfect balance of entertainment and information is achieved. This episode is more than an podcast, it should be saved as an historical document for future generations.
The docta ordered more Joey Diaz for the remedy
Just sparked up my wake and bake and this comes up, bless you Uncle Joey
Who's better than u?
“Times like this you need Ragu”
-Uncle Joey
I’m sitting in my camper van in Australia , listening to Joey and eating my can of beans. Fucken aye mate! Ha
GREETINGS FROM CORONAVIRUSVILLE!!!
life is rough being cooped up, but thank you uncle Joey and lee for this! God, myself and the rest of us followers need you.
Stay strong people and safe don’t pass the joint time to bogart fellas
If you dont bring your own weed you ain't smoking wit me Jack! Corona got nothing to do with it
@@itzzmanic3378 Thanks for the laugh man... hadn't had one all night.
Better yet just hand out edibles. I know with me I'm trying to go completely edibles.
@@plaguex1 Yup ive already went full edibles, much easier than expected since my lungs have been getting severely fucked up and im fit as fuck. On 200 mg moon bars rn .
@@TheArtofBoxing101 damn I wish finding edibles out here was easier. The struggle of living in a non-legalized state.. I'd happily buy a supply!!
"Lysol has become the new mace" 😂😂😂
We need another shroom cast with joey, lee, and a guest. Tremendous.
Dearly
Theo
@@FyreStarz yes
@@FyreStarz that was my fav pod of all time
@@FyreStarz Theo is sober from drugs now
This is what the world needs.
Much love from Romania Uncle Joey! People do listen to you from here too!
Dinco422 me too brother
Stay safe!
“Wuhan breath” classic 😆😆😆
Great 😠 flavor
😆
It’s Monday. Uncle Joey is wearing a white shirt.
"Since Paula left you been quarantined. so this doesnt change your outlook at all" "I didnt say it did but im- im a ghlblahgb get to get outta the house a couple days a week" lmao
GOD BLESS JOEY DIAZ!!
For us, Church comes on Monday.
"Gay people are like 'who needs their lungs anyways" - Joey Diaz 🤣
"They cancelled the parade Yu fucked up their year"😂😂😂😂😂
They wake up with a sore throat everyday -anyway- J D
Stay safe Joey. We can’t afford to lose another comedic legend from illness.
Joey : these people weren't Phi Beta Cappas!
Classic Uncle Joey.
One more comment,
Joey Diaz, you still watch lying mainstream media pushing their false narrative ? Really ?
These BASTARDS have caused nothing but extreme panic in Arizona!
And the Nation for that matter.
Instead try Brietbart, Epoch Times but love of God (or whatever you believe in) NEVER MSM..THEY SUCK BIG TIME !
I’m glad he also talked about the abuse on the American family not only economically but socially.
we need you uncle Joey...you gotta keep us going through these times
I love how Lee just accepts defeat once the edibles are out and Joey asks him to eat em 😂
Nah, those were magic mushrooms!
“Greetings from coronaville!!”-uncle Joey😂😂😂
Uncle Joey could get us all through this with daily podcasts😂thankgod for uncle Joey and Lee. These podcasts speak the most sense at this difficult time.
Greetings to The Church from Greece !
Greetings from the Lone Star State!!!
Greetings from Connecticut!!
Greetings from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada! Stay safe out there all you tough bastards
Greetings from Alberta, Canada
Yasou!
I honestly love hearing about Joey and Mercy's relationship, it sounds cute af to be honest. I'm glad they get to spend a lot of time together with everything going on. I've always worried about Joey's health relative to his daughter's age.. I've told myself I'd never want children, but hearing Joey almost makes me want to change my mind haha.
I was playing mafia 3 yesterday and out of nowhere i hear uncle joey! He plays a mafia character! So funny
Roman The Butcher Barbieri was fucking awesome
11 people who disliked this got the Corona.
Momos!
David Gartman 111 now lol
They got the vid
the count is now 125 cases of the momo virus
They use ranch dressing on their chicken wings
Thank you, Uncle Joey!
thank you guys for this - you are really helping people - lee, i hope you realize how much of a positive influence you also have on people. thank you ! 🙏
Yooo that new intro is 🔥
Thankyou for this Joey! New Zealand just went into lock down, but they've given 48 hours for everyone to organise and of course my work wants to milk every last cent, so I'll be out working till the last second before lock down hah
Stay Black Cocksuckas!! We're in this together.
I bet you liked Joey's jokes about "dead ten Iranians"
Watch "This is not a game" on RUclips
ruclips.net/video/T_Qip6UxDNs/видео.html
Blessings to you all
First line and I’m already dead 💀 lol
I needed this today! I always need Joey Diaz podcasts but today especially!!
"Heal and go out there stronger". That's the next shirt.
I want it
Joey thank you! I am a night manager at a grocery store here in Upstate NY and I am desperate for night stockers. People need to get their heads out of their ass.
If I lose my job in PA can I come work for you? Got sent home today. Not happy about it.
nameless76 mozwhaz I know there’s openings at the Shoprite near the NJ,PA, NY border....
@@nameless76mozwhaz9 hi
Isis said do jihad from home!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I been reading comments saying that .. And i been listning and listning like damn when is he gonna mention that .. Then he does and Lee says from home and i died laughin hahahhahahah
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I almost died when he told off Disney, but he was spot on!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just looking for something new to watch! TY!
Was it good for U?
Welcome to The Church!!
Ozium standing by at the ready! Sign of a savage!
I was halfway through a bong hit when "Greatings from Caronaville" jumped on the speaker 🤣 Thank you for making my day within the first 5 seconds Joey haha
Thanks Uncle Joey. Needed this today.
I needed this right now. Thank you
Omg.. Absolutely loving that new intro!!!!! 💯💯💯💯
Love ya Uncle Joey and Lee, your podcasts are keeping me uplifted
Thanks Joey and Lee (and team). Music to my ears. God bless.
If Joey's wearing white it's gotta be Monday. Love you guys!
That new intro is dope!
Hey, Joey haven't seen you for a while, - but Jesus Christ you look fantastic, dude. Good for you, what an inspiration you are!
Been going trhu a lot lightly, hearing this reminds me to keep moving forward with my life
Much Respect And Love To All You Other Church Members Be Safe Guys Joey's Right Again, Things Will Get Better Just Hang In There.
thankyou joey i appreciate the medicine u always put down for the collective
Thank you for this episode Uncle Joey! It really helped me get up and do something this morning. 🙏
“Sitting Indian style” oh we miss Elementary School in the 90s😂😅
He got me dying 😂straight out da gate this morning!🤣🤣🤣
Just the man I didn't know I wanted to hear from. Relaxing.
Thank you Joey D.. always make me laugh and that means a lot in these times...One Love from New Mexico
Thanks for this joey diaz with people on lockdown in the scary times to keep my mind occupied and making me laugh really is appreciated thanks man
Greetings from Corona Ville! 😂
The healing powers of Joeys Gift.
Lee always sounds like he's 20 fathoms deep in some kind of edible.
kanifala m Joey got him perma fathomed
@@wyattrussell525 ha!😁
@@wyattrussell525 LOL
Lmao Joey managed to burn lee out permanently in a matter of a few years
1:58 love this new theme song! I thought of a similar idea several months ago, but this one is much more awesome than the idea I had in mind!
Man, anytime I get any anxiety either from smoking paranoia or just regular depression..even way before corona virus..I throw on any Joey Diaz video and listen to these amazing stories. It really takes me to a safe place and you have no idea how much you have helped a stranger. Much love man👊
shout out to Cuba for sending us help (over 50 medics & experts) to Italy !!!
Of all the countries in Europe why did it have to be Italy, with España right behind by a week?! Why couldn’t it have been a shytty eastern bloc country like Latvia, Estonia, or Serbia!
Love Cuba! And Italy! And all the 'shitty' eastern block countries 😁
That's the best intro music I've ever heard 🔥🔥😂
Joey is so humble sometimes, really love coming here after JRE
Just want to let you know uncle Joey @ 40 min marker you have me choked up - love you Joey and thanks for the honesty ✊
I wish they’d show the giggly guy in the background, he’s apart of this podcast too
that's Lee Syatt
Summer time in Australia and we "socially isolate" ourselves by going to the beach, Bondi, Manly or Byron Bay, #tremendous
Troy Simoneau Hawaii is in the US you fuckin walnut
@Troy Simoneau #Peace
I've always wanted to go surf in Australia. I probably wouldn't come back.
Thanks Joey and Lee this podcast brings a little bit of laughter during a difficult time
I love Joey man he keeps me pushing when I'm at my lowest 💯💯🙏❤
42:20 This is the moment I lost it, Ive never heard Lee talk back HAHA
Ya he actually meant that "fuck you" to Diaz.
I have had severe asthma for 10 years and emphysema from smoking weed,tabacco and meth( 20 years on and off)for the past 25 years.I quit the hard stuff and cut my weed n tabacco intake down just lately getting my lungs well but meds I'm on lower my immune system big time that's why I'm paranoid for a good reason.I'm in the extreme risk category but like uncle Joey in our health situation you really have to be smart about it, in our boat with pre existing lung conditions.Be postive,I'm lucky I'm getting paid from work for next coming weeks,I love my employer we all help each other,so I do feel for the people who live day to day.While I'm not working I'm exercising my lungs,eating healthy and just staying away from people for now and my circles no me and my conditions.Im blessed with what's happening but am very wary I don't get Corona due to my conditions.Im not scared and I'm always prepared even before this happen,I came from the school of hard knocks!Anyway everyone be healthy,smart about and spend quality time with yourself and love ones.God bless the World it will all blow over sooner rather than later and hearts out to Italy.Be good ya Cocksuckas and Peace 😉
How much damage does smoking meth do to your lungs
@@a.k.4o it's bad for your mental health....
@@a.k.4o not sure,I don't think it's even been studied?
@@nameless76mozwhaz9 indeed it can if used frequently!
needed this joey! much love from the south
Thanks for the positive energy uncle Joey, all my other podcasts have gone to weak corona jokes & crap
The picture frame behind Joey is a bit slanted
Man I wanna straighten it so bad.
I thought so too lol
Are you sure the bricks not out of level?
@@lcvt8023 I think it's wallpaper. Not real brick
@@jayyb1832 probably is wallpaper, . Its LA. Alot of shit is fake out there, ... dude says the pic behind Joey is out of level, I was just having fun questioning whether it was the brick wallpape or the pic out of level. Peace my brother, stay safe!