The Church Of What's Happening Now:
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2019
- Tom Segura, a stand up comedian with multiple specials available on Netflix and a podcast called "Your Mom's House," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Lee: "20mg does something to you?!?" - He's becoming a savage
“ I IDENTIFY AS A SAVAGE!”
lol
@Aceallmighty24 The fucking best!
I’ve been waiting for him to talk about this topic for a long time 😂
Savage is as savage does..
literally everytime i die laughing at a youtube video ,the first comment is always talking about it hahahahaahh
Uncle Joey is the best Manscape salesman that company has. Give my man 10%.
Strongside he literally sells me on all the products lol much more than joe rogan used to during his live reads years ago. That’s why when Joey was the guest he’d let him sell it. Hell Joey was a car salesmen
tom knows what this podcast is about, bring up a subject and let joey do his thing. great guest.
Uncle joey gets guests on so they can hear him talk for 90% of the podcast 😂😂
Dont forget the sections where he starts whispering and talking too far away from the mic...lol
No shit. It's called the Church for a reason fam. Joey gotta preach!
Haha for real, he just gets people to talk at
Who can complain tho!? 😂🙏🔥
Who gives a shit
[ ] male
[ ] Female
[✓] Savage
Lmaoo
There's a $$$ T-shirt in that
@@inspectahmetal7978 I would buy it
@@OkamiBeast88 I've already told my parents to refer to my as their savage instead of their son
"I DIDN'T GO TO DOCTA SCHOOL! I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN!"
I PUT PEOPLE IN TRUNKS OF CARS, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!
(I totally agree with him on the topic)😁
Watch the corona virus episode they bring up doctor school
Joey called Bert a “Finese Chaggot” 32:19 🤣🤣🤣
Phat chink 💀💀💀
"I identify as a savage!!! I still check the box for male!" 😂😂😂 that's the best thing to hear on a Monday morning
😂😂😂😂
I'll be so sad when Joey is gone. Whenever i feel depressed i put on some Joey on JRE and it just brightens my day. I've never met the guy and probably never will because he can't come to Canada but i'm grateful for him having an important effect on my life. Thank you Joey for everything man.
Mark Same man, he’s a legend he’ll be sorely missed when he goes. He reminds me so much of my dads brothers, same personality, attitude, and sense of humor, just neighborhood guys from Brooklyn.
Same here. Hopefully lee still rocks out after and doesn’t move back to Boston.
DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!
Ryan sickler has him on multiple times telling his while.life story
I feel ya he's the best uncle ever. Hes the one that gets me to stop being a pussy and get shit done
I almost choked to death on my breakfast as soon as Joey said “I saw Bert last week, I thought he was a fat Chinaman!”
tom segura and uncle joey are like distant cousins that catch up once a month and fill eachother in on the month that passed
Fill each others asses maybe
@Michael Cuellar bwahaha
A little George
ha. ha. ha.
You worded that perfectly !!! 👍👍
Joey is Cuban and Tom is Puerto Rican they are naturally considered cousins
13:29 bro I’m literally dying at lee laughing at the most inappropriate time
Lmao
550 am east coast and this drops as im trying to go to sleep..... kick that mule
Hey youre up with the soliders my brother
Kick that fuckin mule, Lee.
I've heard hundreds of manscape commercials and plugs. This was the first time I was compelled to subscribe to them.
Yosh Otter You’re so cool, bro.
Shave those nuts cool guy
Its actually a really nice product. I was surprised by the quality. I'm thinking about getting more and sending them out on Christmas
You're going to subscribe to a ball trimmer? Wtf are you talking about?
Tom has got to be the funniest one out of the rogan crew
Bill Burr is the goat.
@@jbpainter1 he's his own thing, not in that Rogan squad
Benji Pesci ole Billy bitch tits
brendan schaub is the best comedian of this generation
Tommy Wiseau You’re tearing me apart Lisa!
"Don't quote me on this, I don't know"~Joey Diaz 2019
I could totally see Tom Segura Joey "CoCo" Diaz and Bill Burr co-headlining "The Psychos of Comedy" wold tour!!!
DaVinci VanGogh Dear sweet baby Jesus... I’d happily pay the bullshit Ticketmaster fees for that line up.
Straight dream
I also want to hear my first and last name said by Joey Diaz in conversation
Ariel Pica that’s how you know you made it
Let me tell y'something, Ariel Pica
LMAO same
Ariel Pica listen to me
Am I the only one who laughs every time Lee laughs
No
His giggle is precious!
Really? You think that cowardly dopey fuck adds to tgis show? I can only imagine how amazing this show would be without him.
@@slipper409 relax bro. I bet you're a fat guy with a high voice projecting
@@jamesv26 I am not now, nor I ever be a "bro" of a femme named ethan. Your mommy is calling bitch.
@@slipper409 real tough coming from a dude calling himself "slipper" smh the fucks your Twitter is it "dressing gown"
Joey does the BEST ad reads ever. Makes lee laugh like a hyena, cracks me up
I lost count how many times I cried my eyes out in hysterics
Man right in the courthouse listening to this before the court opens and my case begins thanks Joey making my day with this podcast before I go to the clink.
Oh shit what you do?
Good luck bro fuck the system
You out yet
Tommy bunz and coco telling stories is an American treasure.
1:23:50 joeys face when lee stutters LOL
4k camera on Joey and a 2001 1 megapixel webcam on Tommy Bunz
Jay Kanor tommy walks around at 360p
The church was the best podcast of all time, bring it back
Got in the car and drove to work hearing this and now I'm parked and I don't wanna head into work , thinking of calling off in the parking lot and hearing this, thanks Joey ,Tom, and Lee amazing fun like always.
You better not! We need you to cover your shift today ya bastard
Will always miss these days
Every time Lee laughs a babys born
The story about the plane and phone could possibly be the funniest story I've heard on this podcast. Love it Joey.
Listen Tom Segura!
Really needed this upload. The woman next to me at work passed on Friday after her second fight with cancer. I need to laugh
Introduce people to
Joey Diaz madness
They will love you for it
Pot heads ...and old timers
1970's type of Savages
She's listening and laughing with you, dawg.
Robbing gas stations wearing masks with "ski holes".. TREMENDOUS
I identify as a SAVAGE.
I identify as a Giant Squid
It’s funny cuz I’m about the same age as Lee, and I remember that OK symbol being a game 😂 So if I did it below my waist, and someone saw it, they would get one punch on the arm. And if they stuck a finger in it, then I would get punched.. but if I grabbed and held the finger, I’d hit them twice.. cool game back in the Jr high days hahahaha
Same here, Holmes lol I remember that shit so vividly. Haha
My son is 12, the kids are still playing that game..for the longest time, he couldn't figure out how his dad and myself know how to play..lol
It was on Malcolm In the middle when I was jr high
I still do that at work
Sounds like a really shit game
1:19:10 ahh that famous Winston Churchill quote:
"When you go from area to area, with excellence."
I love that the captions read debt when Joey says death.... what a doctah
23:30
46:50
BEST RANTS, these could be bits!
mayapurdham came for these time stamps. You’re the man.
@@Danielfucks69 you came just for these time stamps? Lol wtf
Now this is what birthdays are about, today was a good day.
father ted curley happy birthday friend!
@@CRAZYWHITEGUY123 cheers pal.
Have a tremendous birthday
Happy Birthday my dude.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Happy birthday!
Best believe I stopped wat I’m doin to listen
^real one
You have a new sub ☺
dont expect to hear much of Tom or Lee!
Shit my baby girl was born yesterday, im laying here her moms across the room holding her, im layed out like a acupuncturist at an acupuncturist.
I left a patient opened up with his ribcage spread out like the alien just came out of it in the Operating Room during a triple bypass cardiac surgery to watch this.
16 minutes in and they’re already tormenting Lee 😂😂
The manscape ad had me dyin
Popped a 350 MG edible, and now this podcast drops.
Much love!
pack your bags, yer going on a trip! enjoy!
Haha, just Ignore the sound of helicopters ;)
pour your self a glass of slow burner with ice cubes. mature distill.
and pop another +350mg.
🙏
@@churchether ...🤫they're not
helicopters....
they are drones....
fake....
drones.......😐
😁
....wait wuh we talkin bout?
ah copper choppers. ghetto bird
lethal injection😎🤟✊
@@churchether Bro wtf i read this can hear helicopters man
“You leave Burt alone”....goes in on Burt lol
I'm dead 😂💀 such a good episode, Uncle Joey!!!
TCOWHN will forever go down as one of the best podcasts in history, just joey lee and a guest getting blasted, and joeys ad reads outta nowhere
this is how u start the week!!!...tremendous ..god bless church fam
7/11 was a part time job
🤔 timeless
🤔 time stamp plz
BeyondThe View
18 years old in 2000,
Your turn....
I’ll wait 😴
I almost Fuckn forgot that Tom Segura was the guest
The fact this started the way it did let me know this is going to be a GREAT episode. 2 of the 4 horseman on deck! 💪🏾
Best way to start the week right here. This was incredible. Thank you Joey, Lee & Tom
God I adore you Uncle Joey. Please live forever.
My mom and stepdad did nothing with me and my sister. I played softball for the city from the age of 10-14. The only time they saw me play was at my last game. It was the All-Star game. I made absolutely sure that I'd always do things with my kids.
This was one of the better ones. I was dying at work while Joey was ranting.
16:06 Joey said lee goes to gay bars and lee said not yet 🤣
Tom Segura and the Christ killer LOL
Lee killed Jesus
What the fuck have you ever done ?
@@APEX-qv7rm I'm a Christ killer too 😂😂
@@TheMitch112190
If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin
Your Soul belongs to Satan
Hell of a podcast..Joey's on fire again lately!
Even rewatching it’s still bangin 😮
Adverts at the end are superb!!! No one does it like Joey!!!! Legend
I don't think there anything more contagious than Tom and Lee's laughter.
“ I am ripping the Beyoncé poster..”
They gonna cut Joey out of the Soprano for identifying as a savage
Joey your the man. Can listen to his storys all day 😂
Damn, Joey's energy has me pumped. Cranking out this project paper. Tremendous.
This was an amazing episode multiple epic rants
Lee’s laugh cracks me up!! Hahaha
"That was my place of business...why would I shoot up my own joint" 😂😂
Me and my wife already checked our sons out of school, they're not teaching them anything worth learning nowadays anyway
I'm sure they will turn out perfectly fine and not completely socially retarded
Uncle Joey putting work. Love the podcasts!! Thank you
"I identify as a savage, but I still check the box for male!" Needs to be a t shirt
Thanks for the pole polisher joey! Got tired of polishing only the knob! You the man!!! Church family!!!
Joey talking about Bert at 32:00 gave me a heart attack lmaoooo
45:25 funniest shit I’ve ever heard. God bless Uncle Joey!!!
Thank GOD this dropped on a Monday morning!
I almost dies when Joey was roasting Bert... OMFG so funny
1:05:42 he showd up wit a cassssse👀....👀...a cassseee👀
I’m not even to that part yet but I can hear it already
Joey's on point here. Recently a massive study was published with the conclusion that transition medication should be done after 21.
UNCLE JOEY IS KILLING IT, this is the Joey I miss!!!!!
Every time Joey goes back to New York and New Jersey, he comes back on FIRE! Keep it up boys!
Tom "The Serial Killer Psychopath of Comedy" Segura.
Haha nice try Christina P :D.
🤣😂
Cereal killer is more Fat Tom's speed. Hes just a fat racist.
Bill burr who was a guest on Tom’s Your mom’s house podcast said “Everytime there is a serial killer” pointing at Tom’s head “that is the exact hairline” lol 😆
U da man uncle Joey
Love listening to those when I work out, everyone's looking at me weird cuz I laugh my ass off though 😂😂
Joey asked how old you have to be to drink. 😂😂. Love it
So good hearing someone in show business being honest and calling these people out. Keep it up Joey!
Omg Tom brings out the best Joey Diaz
the best enabler! the one with those two on joe rogan, and then every time joey has been on your mom’s it’s almost like he’s more of a fan than joey than us haha
Hacking each other to death when he’s suscríbeselos the Germans lmao! 😅😂
Lee's perfecting that laugh.. gets me everytim
Up at 4:15 AM for this lmaooo
East coast! Lmao
Didn't read this comment until now. 4:17 am right now. Lol
Keep up the good work! Love the podcast bro!!!
Joey is a blessing.
Lee's laugh is timed perfectly
Slaves and Bulldozers is Soundgarden's best song.
Now I know why u been shakin
It’s what I need
Fifteen seconds and Joey's already "Tom Segura' three times lmaoo
Man what I would give for a “GREETINGS FROM PODCASTVILLE COCKSUCKAS” in July of 2023
"Greeeeetings from Podcastville!!" 😂😂😂🔥🔥
In South Africa its daylight time and I'm at work but I had to steal an hour of this
Legend! Didn't know South Africans knew uncle Joey
You can tell Tom really has love for Joey.
Coffee, joint and uncle Joey ! Tremendous!
Tommy Buns lookin like the lovechild of Rogan and the Flying Jew
I identify as a savage is perfect for shirt