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  • Опубликовано: 12 июл 2016
  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, live in studio!
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    Recorded live on 06/21/2016.

Комментарии • 272

  • @haydensmith8537
    @haydensmith8537 Год назад +66

    Lee looks so scared whenever Joey yells at him about subway it makes me laugh so hard

  • @twoscoops4181
    @twoscoops4181 Год назад +32

    I believe this is one of the best Church episodes and it unequivocally changed my life for the better. Thank you Uncle Joey

  • @charlesprice5.0
    @charlesprice5.0 4 года назад +241

    I’m 18 and watching these podcasts is teaching me so much

    • @JohnDoe-zw5og
      @JohnDoe-zw5og 3 года назад +37

      Take heed my friend. Take. Fucking. Heed.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад +44

      If you don't kidnap a dude by 23 you ain't learnt nothin

    • @amymwheeler
      @amymwheeler 3 года назад +35

      I’m 39 and they’re teaching me so much lol

    • @charlesprice5.0
      @charlesprice5.0 3 года назад +52

      I had to come back and watch again because I’ve been slipping lately

    • @brianorokos955
      @brianorokos955 3 года назад +16

      Joey is a great uncle

  • @ace5013
    @ace5013 2 года назад +49

    I go to sleep to these podcast and i wake up to them
    All day everyday im working
    The podcast is on the speaker
    I cant live without uncle joey

    • @ViolentNirvana
      @ViolentNirvana Год назад +4

      same brother

    • @Insan731
      @Insan731 Год назад +3

      Same bro

    • @JOG_7
      @JOG_7 Год назад +1

      My girl hates me for it but something about it man it helps me for sure.. and it’s funny af

    • @aboveSubparBallAnalysis
      @aboveSubparBallAnalysis Год назад +2

      @@JOG_7 it’s mad clutch

    • @ryandlion6961
      @ryandlion6961 Год назад

      How do you think it's positively effected your mentality?

  • @samlen5081
    @samlen5081 Год назад +12

    "Right away you wanna be tarzan" had me on the floor

  • @christianrivera4902
    @christianrivera4902 Год назад +15

    6 years later and still a tremendous podcast

  • @tannerannichiarico7255
    @tannerannichiarico7255 Год назад +8

    "A carnita fry? Who's ever heard of that?"
    God bless Uncle Joey.

  • @hankthecowgirl
    @hankthecowgirl 5 лет назад +76

    It's funny I met a NJ guy this past weekend and one of the first things he said was "I don't know notin about notin" lol

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

      eu exijo que eles apresentam as provas para vós as vossas tem mais direito de que eu receber as provas do crime nas mãos deles que elesas vozes tem mais direito do que eu para receber as provas do crime que eles fizeram contra mim então eu exijo que eles apresentam as provas dos crimes na mão deas vozes são minhas testemunhas dos crimes que eles fazem contra mim então eu exijo que eles apresentem as provas do crime na mão de todas as vozes para ele saber se de e as vozes tem mais direito do que eu para receber as provas do crime eu permiti exige que as vossas exigem que eles apresentam as provas do crime na mão de

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад

      @@raimundosilva4382 no hables Mexican

    • @codyshelton7906
      @codyshelton7906 3 года назад

      @Allan Ros Look here toenail, you're being douchey for no reason. Be more positive and take jokes.

    • @fredd12xd
      @fredd12xd 3 года назад +1

      @Allan Ros the most retarded part is that it's not Spanish or Mexican.. it's Portuguese🤣🤣 don't believe me throw it into Google translate

    • @AppalachianCryptidDoge
      @AppalachianCryptidDoge 3 года назад

      @@raimundosilva4382 que?

  • @Scotianwraps
    @Scotianwraps 8 лет назад +124

    "I dunno nothin about nothing, I dunno nothin about nothing but I do know one thing"
    Joey Diaz

    • @scottdreger7137
      @scottdreger7137 7 лет назад +1

      This was a great podcast thanks Uncle Joey

  • @Spaghettineck
    @Spaghettineck 3 года назад +10

    “I started eating meat and shit, ...
    chicken delivered ...” hahaha

  • @tylerdurden7534
    @tylerdurden7534 5 лет назад +23

    16:40
    The stench of his life.. wow, that was deep, over a fucking sandwich! I fucking love uncle joey!

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 6 лет назад +19

    LMAO @ EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT'S REBECCA, YOU DROP ANOTHER SAMAMTHA !!!

  • @Y0WMS
    @Y0WMS 3 года назад +12

    I always come back to the old church episodes ..the new podcast just don’t hit me like this one did.. they were the best duo together literally the odd couple and it’s was magic..

    • @ShiroHimex
      @ShiroHimex 2 года назад +5

      End the quarantine. Re open the Church!
      The newest one he did with Lee was fuckin CLASSIC!

    • @TwinQuan
      @TwinQuan 2 года назад

      100%

  • @frankielooch
    @frankielooch 3 месяца назад +1

    The talks about confidence and just how you should navigate through life really resonates for me. I always come to these older episodes when I need help calming down. 🙏

  • @marcossantana1312
    @marcossantana1312 5 лет назад +30

    Went back to this episode because of the homework clip

  • @jaredwilson5094
    @jaredwilson5094 2 года назад +3

    2021 and boy it’s sad we’ll never have these again...

  • @chrisnam1603
    @chrisnam1603 3 года назад +9

    What Joey says about food & outsite & a waiter talking, bringing germs on food (he is so right) , it's so actual right now as well...

  • @scottdreger7137
    @scottdreger7137 7 лет назад +68

    I love when the right podcast comes up at the right time .

    • @hankthecowgirl
      @hankthecowgirl 5 лет назад +4

      I feel ya on that

    • @ryandlion6961
      @ryandlion6961 Год назад +2

      That seems to be how it happens, at least it does to me.

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +2

    Joey gets his points across by yelling and raising his voice throughout the conversation. Especially when someone is trying to ask a question 😄

  • @sterlingsgarden2185
    @sterlingsgarden2185 2 года назад +3

    The church in rare form!!! Miss these days.

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 5 лет назад +32

    Uncle Joeys Lee impression is great.

  • @afaqgul2165
    @afaqgul2165 11 месяцев назад +2

    When Lee and tio talk…. It’s like magic

  • @nicholaswoodard9211
    @nicholaswoodard9211 2 года назад +9

    I'm so thankful for this podcast 😀

  • @handrosliveonsunday4602
    @handrosliveonsunday4602 4 месяца назад

    "It only takes a little bit more to be that much better" Uncle Joey, Thank you

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Год назад +2

    Lee "what happened?!" Syatt 🤣

  • @keithbarlow9701
    @keithbarlow9701 6 лет назад +3

    “You can’t give me a salad at home with shredded lettuce. You’d look like a fucking moron.”
    I don’t know why, but that made me laugh loudly.

  • @mpad4497
    @mpad4497 5 лет назад +21

    Lee: talks about girl with no legs
    Joey : when she *walks* up to ya
    Idk if that’s gonna be possible uncle joey

  • @austinkotz9233
    @austinkotz9233 Год назад +2

    Needed this podcast , and truly , all of these podcast by Joey and lee the ones with the guest and the ones with just them two , it changed my life for the better years ago till today, still is doing me good

  • @doll_juice
    @doll_juice 5 лет назад +6

    I'm commenting for a comment. Not really, 💜 for Syatt and Coco. The Best 🙏💯

  • @uncleiroh9134
    @uncleiroh9134 3 месяца назад +2

    this is so relatable wtf

  • @jileel
    @jileel 5 лет назад +3

    Lots of great advice in this one.

  • @70kg589
    @70kg589 2 месяца назад

    A bit of Joey and a bit of Lee… what more could you want 💥💪😎

  • @ryandlion6961
    @ryandlion6961 Год назад +2

    "It only takes a little bit to be that much better"he made a face but I don't think you realized how powerful that is.

  • @alejandror765
    @alejandror765 5 лет назад +12

    Crazy how i found this episode while im applying for jobs. Thanks unc for always giving me a good laugh and advice 👌 never had asada fries either lol

  • @trevonhaygood6567
    @trevonhaygood6567 4 года назад +3

    Right away you wanna be Tarzan 😂😂😂😂

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV 4 года назад +3

    12:02 “It’s Shredded Fuckin Dellis!”

  • @seanmalone897
    @seanmalone897 16 дней назад +1

    I don’t know if this comment will be seen in 2024.
    But I want anyone who sees this to know that whatever you are going through right now, is nothing that will stop you from making your life the amazing experience it’s going to be.
    When this episode and this era of the podcast was happening I had been without a home, job, etc.
    “Stop being a victim” first line of this pod - we made it happen - we overcame - we made our lives the best thing that ever happened to this planet.
    When I was a young boy growing up in Ireland I was contemplating suicide every day more or less - not seeing the way out. - fast forward 7 years and I’m living in Dallas, Texas - making the most of our time here on earth. These pods changed my life for the better and it’s historic for us to be here.
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, Eddie Bravo, Joe Rogan and on and on the list goes, you guys saved my mothafucking life. And many more. I hope you see this. I know it’s scary but together there is no FEAR!!!

  • @mpad4497
    @mpad4497 5 лет назад +4

    I gotta job online but I still had to interview in person and remember: *you can always be underdressed, but you never see anyone overdressed*

  • @funme38
    @funme38 3 года назад +1

    Joey called Lee 'young Frankenstein'!!!!!!!:):):)

  • @GrimEffex
    @GrimEffex 6 лет назад +11

    I love when Joey talks about food.

    • @edp4445
      @edp4445 4 года назад +2

      Lex TAV coke*

  • @SuperAlexMck
    @SuperAlexMck Год назад +1

    Fkn love some good Joey knowledge

  • @Fawnshell
    @Fawnshell 3 года назад +2

    Tremendous

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 5 лет назад +4

    Everybody loves u Lee

  • @stevenbschaefer8425
    @stevenbschaefer8425 6 месяцев назад +1

    Watching Lee in this as Joey talks about food really makes me proud of how far Lee has made it. Mf has gotten so much together and looks great. Used to look like a fat slob lmao god bless ya Lee you’re a Fuckin soldier now! The old solos are the best don’t need to impress nobody just talking some shit

  • @naveenbhattacharya8227
    @naveenbhattacharya8227 4 года назад +1

    I'm from INDIA uncle joey and I love your podcasts ..jre as well

  • @jordonwhalen5132
    @jordonwhalen5132 4 года назад +1

    .... Breaking Bad, Ozark, Better Call Saul... Those are amazing shows.

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 3 года назад +1

    “Fuck you lee it’s a cheap car”
    HEY FUCK YOU is the perfect response 😂😂

  • @andrewbowyer5043
    @andrewbowyer5043 9 месяцев назад +4

    Joey "2 thousand million people" Diaz

  • @10Trillion707
    @10Trillion707 6 лет назад +8

    The stench of his life?....Damn family! 16:41

  • @BlazeIsBOSS
    @BlazeIsBOSS 8 лет назад +1

    Here we go!

  • @narikdavido9335
    @narikdavido9335 Год назад

    Love u Joey Diaz.....u remind me on NYC bro

  • @mxharescrambler6612
    @mxharescrambler6612 5 лет назад +6

    "I can't fingerbang confidently" Coco Diaz #savage

  • @marcusfarrell7478
    @marcusfarrell7478 3 года назад +1

    LMFAO, when lee is telling the story about the girl next door with no legs, and joey says the way she has confidence to walk up to you. hahah im fucking dying laughing

  • @waberrt
    @waberrt 7 лет назад +5

    Carnitas super fries, get a load of that Lee

  • @mistaando9741
    @mistaando9741 2 года назад +1

    "can you believe it goes this loud?"
    *ethereal wooshing intensifies*

  • @ItsMeEvss
    @ItsMeEvss 4 года назад +1

    joey you are gold

  • @Jeffbambam
    @Jeffbambam 2 года назад

    Damn uncle Joey never disappoints

  • @TheCodyP123
    @TheCodyP123 2 года назад +1

    1:08:49 Joey's face thinking of being a lawyer is priceless

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад +1

    Good show

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 2 года назад +1

    1:06:30 Mercy threatening to run away with a dollar bill and a bag full of clothes HAHA

  • @BOLDFREEDOM
    @BOLDFREEDOM 5 месяцев назад

    lee and joey are the goats

  • @AlexMendoza-xi6gm
    @AlexMendoza-xi6gm 7 месяцев назад

    56:02 because i love this tea from africa always gets me

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 4 года назад

    joey is just funny to listen to even when he isnt trying to be funny... he just has a funny personality that's like a sopranos character

  • @drgreenthumber
    @drgreenthumber 7 лет назад +1

    powerful lunch special

  • @nocityartsfilm6455
    @nocityartsfilm6455 2 месяца назад +1

    absolutely! People will have full conversations over your sandwich, drives me nuts!

  • @phillipchavez1321
    @phillipchavez1321 6 месяцев назад

    📝
    The importance of the will to live
    1:20:18

  • @JOG_7
    @JOG_7 Год назад

    Love the way uncle Joey paints a picture when’s he is talking about his sandwich 😅 fukin Tremendous

  • @faronmoody5910
    @faronmoody5910 10 месяцев назад

    Joey reminds me of my best friends older brother

  • @NigaTeno
    @NigaTeno 6 лет назад +4

    5 FUCKIN DOLLAS LMFAO

  • @aleckosova6275
    @aleckosova6275 6 лет назад +3

    LMFAO I love this

  • @mmcd8596
    @mmcd8596 3 месяца назад

    Fried w/ melted cheese (mozzarella or provolone) with brown gravy AKA disco fries! 💯💯💯

  • @trevonhaygood6567
    @trevonhaygood6567 4 года назад +4

    The stink of his life omg 😂😂

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 2 года назад +1

    🐊🌥️🌥️🌥️🌥️🌥️
    Was it alligators in the air..
    with his tattoo?
    LOL Here's to America!
    Literally :-)!
    My favorite episode .. truly.
    . it's funny when he says
    I just know I'm starving!

  • @Neophobic
    @Neophobic 2 года назад +2

    Lee was so smacked by the end of the podcast. You just saw him gradually evolve to the other side

  • @simonmather4519
    @simonmather4519 7 лет назад

    Joey you need to try a fish supper in a Glasgow chippy

  • @kingesco6191
    @kingesco6191 4 года назад +1

    uncle joey from ny but still give respect to philly thats what we like

  • @chrislondojr.9378
    @chrislondojr.9378 4 года назад +2

    Lee " my issue is" syatt

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 3 года назад +1

    Joey was on fire when he was half angry and lee to make his blood boil tremendous I miss the church

  • @PhillyLambchop
    @PhillyLambchop Год назад +2

    38:30 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon 8 лет назад +2

    I bet Joey's has never had a frosty with french fries from Wendys

  • @RG-vp6br
    @RG-vp6br 4 года назад +3

    “Bro I live next to a girl with no legs”

  • @akkadian102
    @akkadian102 Год назад

    1:15:00 damn uncle Joey you are savage! She can’t walk, just roll haha

  • @chedaceez
    @chedaceez 6 лет назад +6

    Where's this burger spot that's he's talking about
    ..

    • @bama7169
      @bama7169 5 лет назад +1

      Cesar Ocampo if it was up your ass you would know 🥴

  • @oldcrow6752
    @oldcrow6752 5 лет назад +4

    I work in a kitchen
    Joey ain't lying.

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Joey “Are these stars killing you let me get you another one” Diaz

  • @JohnnyTsunami_
    @JohnnyTsunami_ 8 лет назад +7

    but i love carne fries...

  • @Eczentrik
    @Eczentrik 3 месяца назад

    Johnny Muscles 😂😂😂

  • @donnacobb4027
    @donnacobb4027 Год назад

    Careful

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 3 месяца назад

    Finally! Someone else who agrees that french fries shouldnt be covered with other garbage. Noooo. A nice xtra crispy fry with salt and ketchup. Friggin yum

  • @drgreenthumber
    @drgreenthumber 7 лет назад +1

    1:27:36

  • @TheChetoo97
    @TheChetoo97 6 лет назад +2

    40:00

  • @fantomlore222
    @fantomlore222 2 года назад

    🐐

  • @G119
    @G119 9 месяцев назад +1

    Song at the beginning?

  • @nickstortion4758
    @nickstortion4758 8 лет назад +4

    Oh shit

  • @m.r.3674
    @m.r.3674 2 года назад

    A carnita fries? Lee: I guess..Joey:they put cheese on it. Lee:It's sooo good..lol

  • @fredd12xd
    @fredd12xd 3 года назад

    Joey you gotta get Lee on the joint

  • @ryandlion6961
    @ryandlion6961 Год назад

    He gave him that joke by mistake lol!

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    The guy that is the break mason king doesn’t know about laying brick lol

  • @opengestalt
    @opengestalt 3 месяца назад

    Big kahuna burger, that hawaiian place

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +2

    Lee : when I leave a room I wonder if they’re talking about me
    Joey : even when your by yourself Lee what’s wrong with you 😂🤣😂🤣