I want to get as high as Lee one day. It's a bucket list item. I mean fuck, in a recent Church session on Vimeo(like in the last 3 months, I've been high as much as I can so I can't remember accurately) Lee said he was on 800mg of THC edibles. 800 fucking milligrams. For a normal stoner 20-40mg is a dose that makes itself very clear and felt, you know you done ate it. I'm not sure what the amounts per star are in differing strengths of the star of death, but Joey has often had 20mg stars on Church. Lee could eat 40 of those and still function. It's literally mind-boggling. Joey taught the young padawan well, he has fully earned his nickname of "The Flying Jew" in the past two years. Every time I see someone quipping how Lee is high I think "well, he could smoke you out three times over chump."
Thomas Saliou Yeah, I am aware how much Lee throws down with the edibles. That's why I said it's a bucket list item. I want to get so high I see the Devil too.
Me too. It legitimately made me sad hearing he took that meth knowing that’s actually how his dad passed away. No judging, I love Joey. I just didn’t like my own mental comparison.
Bert: "Joey is there ever a time where you say to yourself , "im too fucked up off this edible?" Joey : Everyday Lee: Tell them what you do Joey : I wake up i brush off, and i go back to the lion that bit me" LOL. ..
Beleza fala mais tarde você dá daqui a meia hora eu ligo para você eu faço parapara saber se as mensagens dos promotores vai tirar você daqui a pouco eu vou eu passo abra o vídeo de vocês para perguntar se vou só dar uma saidinha ali vou pegar vou ver se tem estão disposição vou procurar ele agora vê se ele tá disponível para poder fazer entrar em contato com
16:54 i absolutely LOVE how joey protects Lee and backs him up he doesnt make fun of him to bully him or anything joey is just that uncle you truely want to have in the fam Joey your AMAZING!!😊
Dude…listening in 2023 and this is one of the most motivational videos without even trying because look how much Tom & Bert have EXPLODED since this pod (Joey is Joey ✊) and this was only 7 years ago. So much can happen in a relatively short period if you grind hard and constantly look to get better
Its so weird but ever since the end of the pandemic, I've came back to OLD podcasts like these. There is something about these old podcasts that just makes me pack a bowl and sit back and relax.
This episode is a remnant of a time when I still listened to the Church, YMH, Bertcast, TFATK, JRE, Tigerbelly and a lot of others. I still tune in from time to time but things are so different now. This episode reminds me of just how good literally every one of those podcasts were at that time. My phone battery was constantly dying back then. Good shit!
It was hard to communicate to people the sheer value of content that was getting pumped out. There was TOO much GOOD content, that was a legit issue. My boss (desk job) at the time asked me straight up, "what are you laughing at?!" And I just told them, "you're not going to know, and I will never tell you because I like my job."
i love this episode so much !!! Joey forgets while telling a story what he was talking about & Lee has the whole time no idea whats so ever - i laughed so hard tonight - thank you guys :)) Bert & Tom are always fun as well
Crazy how much more enjoyable Bert is when he’s not being an insufferable narcissist playing a character that constantly acts ignorant and doesn’t interrupt every 2 seconds
You can see how much alcohol has damaged Berts brain from how sober and coherent he is here compared to now a days. He’s much more intelligent and humble here compared to now.
the weight gain started..... Colorado at the corner of main St and McAllister Blvd I'm the winter of 1985. i was a very thin, wouldn't say skinny, but real lean muscular individual, I happen to be jogging. my normal routine. I was like rookie Balboa. running through the snow. the old ladies would wait for me to pass by every morning at the coffee shop. Magoo's coffee shop, I will never forget. and when I passed by there, I happened to have at the old ladies watching me jog, and there a was. a grand opening sign. it was a Cuban/Chinese restaurant, and you know Uncle Joe. I had to go. I gained about... 250-268lbs in one year. when I got that big that's when I moved to LA
@@timstarmer5242 I agree. I don't like Bill Burr as much after watching that Theo podcast but he might've been having a bad day. Regardless, his perspective and nagging voice does get to you after listening to him for awhile. I can only take so much
I had a baby that was forcibly given up for adoption, and her name when she was mine, but her name was iLa Starr Megan! This brought so much joy in my heart! Encourage her, and love her! Remind her she is remarkable!!
Watching two weeks after you, it's a neat time capsule. These guys are all so different now. Their personalities are the same but they live in different worlds now.
What's that thing that your body produces when you're stressed that makes you fat? Serotonin --- when comedian/podcasters discuss physiology :) [it's cortisol].
Synapsis Lee couldn't tell you his last name he's fuckin stoned to the gills ..Joey force feeds him 1000 mg brownies then asks him to run a tv production ..he fukin drools all over the equipment and leans all over the knobs and dials ..it wouldn't be a Joey Diaz show without getting your ears blown off one minute and u can't hear shit the next ...I fell asleep one night with my headphones in ...fuckin Joey starts screaming at Lee and the volume went up to 90 decibels I levatated out of bed and ripped my charger out the wall and spilt all my shit everywhere scared the fukin life out of me
Goddamn, I love everyone on this podcast one day I hope to meet these men they are my hero’s. They got me into comedy when I was in a dark place mentally. Joey’s stories helped me from relapsing when I used to get urges to use again. Been clean and sober for 4 months now though! Hoping to start doing comedy soon!
Thank you for this podcast Uncle Joey. I'm a big fan, long time watcher. Watching you evolve has been awesome brother, you're truly funny and talented. And Lee, right on brother. You too have been kicking some ass. That laugh, Holy shit. Lol .
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Joey was on fire in this episode ...Lee stoned to the gills random volume bursts freeze screens drooling all over the soundboard power giggling ..
"POWER GIGGLING" LOL
SacE MurdA SeeKnDestroY hahahahaha
That flyin Jew and his uncontrollable power giggling. Love it.
Freeze screens LMFAO
Great episode, had me laughing out loud 4 real though.😂
this lee dude is one of the highest ive seen a human being get. god bless him.
I want to get as high as Lee one day. It's a bucket list item. I mean fuck, in a recent Church session on Vimeo(like in the last 3 months, I've been high as much as I can so I can't remember accurately) Lee said he was on 800mg of THC edibles. 800 fucking milligrams. For a normal stoner 20-40mg is a dose that makes itself very clear and felt, you know you done ate it. I'm not sure what the amounts per star are in differing strengths of the star of death, but Joey has often had 20mg stars on Church. Lee could eat 40 of those and still function. It's literally mind-boggling.
Joey taught the young padawan well, he has fully earned his nickname of "The Flying Jew" in the past two years. Every time I see someone quipping how Lee is high I think "well, he could smoke you out three times over chump."
Algiz my dude Lee will take around 1200mg a day or so he tells me
Thomas Saliou
Yeah, I am aware how much Lee throws down with the edibles. That's why I said it's a bucket list item. I want to get so high I see the Devil too.
how many mgs have you gone into the merky waters of the underworld
When u see him, challenge him to a fiddle playing contest.
Uncle Joey is the greatest anti-depressant of all time! This episode is tremendous
LIKE A DOCTAA
I'm watching this right now after feeling like shit all day from flopping on a math final and it's saving me
Dude don’t trip on ur final let Joey take care of it
Franco Ochoa that’s what’s UP, Franco!😁👍
Truuuuu
Listening in 2021. Love goin back to these old episodes.
He wasn’t no fucking football coach
I’m here with you brotha
🔥🔥🎨
Me too. It legitimately made me sad hearing he took that meth knowing that’s actually how his dad passed away. No judging, I love Joey. I just didn’t like my own mental comparison.
Its like a different world
Lee’s giggle makes me so happy
Bert: "Joey is there ever a time where you say to yourself , "im too fucked up off this edible?"
Joey : Everyday
Lee: Tell them what you do
Joey : I wake up i brush off, and i go back to the lion that bit me"
LOL. ..
Beleza fala mais tarde você dá daqui a meia hora eu ligo para você eu faço parapara saber se as mensagens dos promotores vai tirar você daqui a pouco eu vou eu passo abra o vídeo de vocês para perguntar se vou só dar uma saidinha ali vou pegar vou ver se tem estão disposição vou procurar ele agora vê se ele tá disponível para poder fazer entrar em contato com
Ensolarado e eu faço ele só laco e eu faço
Manda mensagem demanda a responder isso para poder entrar em contato com você certinho que alguém da justiça que vai entrar em contato com
Joey battling his spirit animals off them edibles lmaooo wrestling with the beast!
The sieve tem onde está sendo dessa palavra é vida é um do juízo tá virando um banana como
16:54 i absolutely LOVE how joey protects Lee and backs him up he doesnt make fun of him to bully him or anything joey is just that uncle you truely want to have in the fam Joey your AMAZING!!😊
Dude…listening in 2023 and this is one of the most motivational videos without even trying because look how much Tom & Bert have EXPLODED since this pod (Joey is Joey ✊) and this was only 7 years ago. So much can happen in a relatively short period if you grind hard and constantly look to get better
1:17:17
Uncle Joey pauses his story and glances over to Lee.
“What are you doing over there lee?”
“I’m just listening”
Lmao 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
W
18:00 Berts talking about a tour of one nighters at different states with friends like the one hes currently doing with Joey now in 2022, tremendous.
12:39 that Lee laugh is completely out of nowhere. Tremendous
LMFAO @ 4:13 “Rogan’s got it in his personal file.”
His gay file with pics of all his friends shirtless
I cracked up at that too
LMAO lee's funny as shit
Dude was baked
Man that’s my favorite part of this whole video 😂😂
Its so weird but ever since the end of the pandemic, I've came back to OLD podcasts like these. There is something about these old podcasts that just makes me pack a bowl and sit back and relax.
Still never gets old hearing Joey give nutrition and diet advice 😂
Lee makes me think that life is really just fine
Just the thought that his chubby ass is out there getting stoned to the gills and eating boritos makes me happy
Beautiful.
This.
It is
@@willtay3016 yessir
Rest in peace Ralphie. Great podcast Joey and Lee.
Who’s here in 2024?!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Me.... Man, I love reminiscing these old shows.
Tremendous
Here for the lizard meat
Tremendous
Like a docta
Re listening to this and 7 yrs later and Bert doing his bus tour now and even got Joey to join in !🔥
Was thinking the same! Joey bananas
These boys are absolute legends, who are still going strong. Uncle Joey out here changing lives- bless you boys
This episode is a remnant of a time when I still listened to the Church, YMH, Bertcast, TFATK, JRE, Tigerbelly and a lot of others. I still tune in from time to time but things are so different now. This episode reminds me of just how good literally every one of those podcasts were at that time. My phone battery was constantly dying back then. Good shit!
Everyone is afraid of getting cancelled. I can hardly watch YMH anymore.
They were loose back then!
It was hard to communicate to people the sheer value of content that was getting pumped out. There was TOO much GOOD content, that was a legit issue. My boss (desk job) at the time asked me straight up, "what are you laughing at?!" And I just told them, "you're not going to know, and I will never tell you because I like my job."
Why are you writing this stupidity though??
What’s changed with them all?
Lees power giggling is the gift that keeps giving.
Its the church of whats happening now... Joey is the preacher, and everybody is listening... Love u Joey i i wish i could meet you!
same lmao
Back in Dec 2022. I love the bert, Tom and uncle Joey podcasts
Haha, I’m more in that room than Lee is.
He runs the show
U got real drugz
Lee and Bert have the same laugh... Indistinguishable at times... Lol
Tuning in Jan 2023. This episode is pure gold. I have never laughed harder😭
Lee’s laugh every 30 mins is killing me
i love this episode so much !!! Joey forgets while telling a story what he was talking about & Lee has the whole time no idea whats so ever - i laughed so hard tonight - thank you guys :)) Bert & Tom are always fun as well
Everyone be nicer to Lee, Joey puts him on Jupiter every time they record!
+Trane Sonic ikr lmaoo
It's good for him. Look how far he has come.
Eric Tyler He's still a whiney bitch that screams when he laughs like a little girl
Dr.Gonzo Duels420 he's alright joey has helped him let himself out
Hiram Abiff He definitely has more of a spine these days. 💖
2023 and we here!! Still love this episode
joey is the realest person that has ever existed
Crazy how much more enjoyable Bert is when he’s not being an insufferable narcissist playing a character that constantly acts ignorant and doesn’t interrupt every 2 seconds
Digging into the archives on these old podcasts. Joey really makes me wants to start a podcast with my buddies
You can see how much alcohol has damaged Berts brain from how sober and coherent he is here compared to now a days. He’s much more intelligent and humble here compared to now.
2024 and still checks out joey coco diaz ty
2:51 “Slim Jim Magoo” roflmaooo😂 I love you Uncle Joey!
Lee Syatt's edible kicks in around 4:20
Seen this comment at 4:17 and immediately started dying 🤣
What kind of file does he have
Nice to see Lee's dad on the podcast.
Bro, Lee Syatt's laugh is fucking priceless!!! LMAO
K
lee's tripping balls during this.
Lee can't find his balls while in Outta SPACE!! Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Coming back 2023. Awesome to see their evolution.
Rogen got ur in his personal file 😂😂😂
Watching this during quarantine. Great podcast uncle Joey is a legend !
It’s 2024 and this is still gold
7 almost 8 years old. Still great to listen to old podcasts 🔥
3 legendary comics and Lee's the one that's got me in stitches!
what happened to the continuation from the last part of this one? After the funeral the guy wanted to talk to him about something
ikr i wanna hear it
Check out the audio podcast on the website. You'll find the full story there.
Rogan has it in his personal file!
AKA Jamie + google 😂
bert and tom's bromance is honestly heartwarming
the weight gain started..... Colorado at the corner of main St and McAllister Blvd I'm the winter of 1985. i was a very thin, wouldn't say skinny, but real lean muscular individual, I happen to be jogging. my normal routine. I was like rookie Balboa. running through the snow. the old ladies would wait for me to pass by every morning at the coffee shop. Magoo's coffee shop, I will never forget. and when I passed by there, I happened to have at the old ladies watching me jog, and there a was. a grand opening sign. it was a Cuban/Chinese restaurant, and you know Uncle Joe. I had to go. I gained about... 250-268lbs in one year. when I got that big that's when I moved to LA
Lmfao
Magoo's coffee shop 😂
I'm here in 2023. God this is a great episode. Just sippin champagne, listening to Joey preach, and learning.
Man you can really see how money changed these two… mainly Bert… not saying good or bad it’s just noticeable
Bert “Tom and I deal with weight gain” Kreischer
Got grapes like im julius ceasar lmao
“I don’t want to burn out, Bert” 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
5:18 - "serotonin" lol 🤣
2023 an still fire!
Listening in 2024. 🎉
These guys have been laying out the blueprint for comedy and how to survive it for years, we're so lucky to have this information.
"Perawgies" 😂
Looks like a weight watchers meeting lmao
I feel good for Bill Burr whenever I hear those guys talk about him doing good. Hes so fuckin humble he makes me feel like hes always bombing
Burrs bit is tired imo, hes all hostile and yelling, isn't not what young people are into
Billy RIPPED into Theo on his podcast. Pretty entertaining
@@myke23111 hes more just douchy and makes it uncomfortable to watch.
@@timstarmer5242 I agree. I don't like Bill Burr as much after watching that Theo podcast but he might've been having a bad day. Regardless, his perspective and nagging voice does get to you after listening to him for awhile. I can only take so much
@@timstarmer5242
😂 Who gives a fuck about young people he's not selling pop songs
I had a baby that was forcibly given up for adoption, and her name when she was mine, but her name was iLa Starr Megan! This brought so much joy in my heart! Encourage her, and love her! Remind her she is remarkable!!
🙏🏾 Thank You So Very Much!
Joey “I don’t respect a thief without a gun” Diaz
14:12 man i though my pc just died, waited for the bluescreen
Same I was about to flip shit
Yo, why is Bert asking if the show is ending every 5 minutes??!! 😂😂😂
Bogale Fantaye are we leaving ?
is the podcast over?
He's blasted! Lol
Because he's insecure and anxious. It's like he has separation anxiety at this point in his life.
Still listening in 2022 . Uncle Joey is the goat
Goin back and watching this again in 2023 on acid is a real trip lmaooo
Listening in 2022. Fully loaded tour, curated by Bert Kreisler sold the fuck out. 👏👏👏
Watching two weeks after you, it's a neat time capsule. These guys are all so different now. Their personalities are the same but they live in different worlds now.
Van Wilder is based on a Rollingstone article about Bert's years at Florida State.
Adam Moody that's tight
It's 2023 and I can't believe this was 7 years ago...felt like this came out just yesterday...miss the old church! 👍💪
Wow. My 3 fave JRE guests in one damn room!
2023 and still love this one😂
Damnit. I wish this started with the one eyes drug dealer story from part 1 lmao
Said the same thing
@Luna EB the binge eating that happens afterwards
@Luna EB That too
Bert and Lee's laughs are great for the soul....impossible to not smile
2022 still one of the best videos
Joey said “I gotta keep it like Tom cruise before he got into Scientology” 😂😂 I feel like that went over so many heads. Love it Joey
Bert nailed it, I too want to hear different types of comedy based on their experiences!!
What's that thing that your body produces when you're stressed that makes you fat?
Serotonin --- when comedian/podcasters discuss physiology :)
[it's cortisol].
Who’s here in 2023?!?! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Had to comeback for the anniversary
3-2-2024
im blessed to know joey
These stories never get old!! Diaz is the 🐐 story teller.
I wish Lee could figure out why there are so many cuts/pauses/glitches in these uploads.
Synapsis Lee couldn't tell you his last name he's fuckin stoned to the gills ..Joey force feeds him 1000 mg brownies then asks him to run a tv production ..he fukin drools all over the equipment and leans all over the knobs and dials ..it wouldn't be a Joey Diaz show without getting your ears blown off one minute and u can't hear shit the next ...I fell asleep one night with my headphones in ...fuckin Joey starts screaming at Lee and the volume went up to 90 decibels I levatated out of bed and ripped my charger out the wall and spilt all my shit everywhere scared the fukin life out of me
Judge Dredd- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
@@DarkLordofTheSith69 this^
lol this shit happens all the time when im listening in public
Joey, you're such a legit person. They don't make em like you man.
What I wouldn't give for friends like that.
You probably just need a friend period….
Dork
2023, TREMENDOUS!!!
Goddamn, I love everyone on this podcast one day I hope to meet these men they are my hero’s. They got me into comedy when I was in a dark place mentally. Joey’s stories helped me from relapsing when I used to get urges to use again. Been clean and sober for 4 months now though! Hoping to start doing comedy soon!
This also helped me stay sober also I'm coming up on 1 year congrats on your time and keep up the good work!!
Listening to this just days after bert showed off his tour busses and trucks pulling his stage. Love how these guys blew up
its not that volume needs to be up. Joey just doesn't get close enough tp the mic sometimes.
I've been watching a lot of the solo Lee and Joey episodes. This is the funniest of the 80+ I've scanned so far working from home
One of the best 😂 Joey was on fire
Wow what a great episode.
The part at 11:30 is being overlooked... it's classic!!
"As long as you give her love she's not going to have any doubts." Exactly Mr Diaz. They become immortal that way.
Thank you for this podcast Uncle Joey.
I'm a big fan, long time watcher.
Watching you evolve has been awesome brother, you're truly funny and talented.
And Lee, right on brother. You too have been kicking some ass. That laugh, Holy shit. Lol .
It's awesome how Bert manifested and worked to get the Bus tour he eventually did years later. Love stuff like that!
you look like Edgerrin James lmaoo
Lee, for the love of God.....TURN UNCLE JOEY'S GOD DAMN MICROPHONE UP!!!!!!
285 episodes and youve NEVER gotten it right.
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I know you said this 8 years ago but it sounds fine to me just turn your volume up bud
4:28
Lee: what kind of file does he have
Universe: *tells Lee the funniest joke he's ever heard*
Lee: 🤣🤣🤣
Bert: "...Tom and I deal with weight gain..."
Tom: "AHHAAA!"
Who’s with me 2020 missing the good ole church days ??