Nick P. There's something about Joey's voice and the dialect in which he speaks that makes him incredibly funny. This man could recite the ingredients of a Twinkie wrapper and make most people howl with laughter.
Lil Overdose he robbed people for like 15-20 years if not more. A lot of the time he was doing drugs he would rob drug dealers. Lolol he has the best fucking stories.
We all have buddys like joey, they have a story for every situation and can top anybody every time. I believe about 40% of joeys storys and the other 60% are storys of things he heard or has takin them as his own
Joey forgets what ges talking about, mid story, but hes always quoting month abd year from 40 yrs ago....gotta believe he has his mother goose moments....somebodys story turns into his, but could care less....greatcstuff!
Do do céu meus amigosé um bando dessa terra pecado cheio de pecado defeito cai do céu cara não existe no mundo não existe visto no mundo uma pessoa cairnenhum pecador lindo pecador cai do céu assim não cara só cai do céu chuva ou benção do senhor Jesus só isso quem é o homem que tem o direito de cair do céu para ninguém essa terra
Do rei forma que a cabeça no meio-fio vai do rei fogo rasgar o c* de todas do rei for rasga cú dessas p**** com pau reifor vai deixar o arrastão de defunto só cabeça de grupo de p*** que vai rolar começou já sabe muito bem que a cabeça já começou rolar não sabe vai
@@dhaney323 I mean if you do coke for 30 years you'll probably have a wild life. ofcourse there's going to be exaggeration but I do believe he really went through all of that stuff in his life.
The part wheres hes talkin about bert following that chick home and od's on heroin and he cracks a nut off and him and the camera crew just leave had me fuckin cryin. Diaz is the man
Its May 30th 2018 and i consider myself a HUGE fan of JRE and these guys in particular. I just found this and part 2 for the first time ever. Its literally like Christmas in May
Joey a Diaz you’re my favorite comedian. At minute 10:30 I was crying laughing and rewound that part like 6 times and laughed harder each time! You made my night with that story lol!
@@ogbbq2261 No it cracked Lee up because that line sounded like something you'd hear in an old-timey story, like something you'd pass down to your kids (it's a little hard to make out but Lee says it sounds like a fairytale) which juxtaposes a bit with all the seedy shit Joey's talking about
I'm sitting & listening to Coco & in all my life I've NEVER known anyone who's so brutally honest. What I'm thinking is, I pray to God Mercy has a tremendous ability to see humor in everything. I'd love to have had a dad so wild !!!
Goddman! I think I've watched this episode at least 4 times. Bert and Jimmy Shubert's laughs enhance this show the most out of all the guests Joey's had.
"December 18th, 1983. Laundry on a Sunday. Football. Snowmass Village. Creekside Apartments." Joey has an incredible memory. That was over thirty years ago!
Your memory for dates and locations is insane. Other than being truly hilarious and a stand up human being - probably the thing that I find most impressive about you.
Dreamingbig I can’t agree with that. He’s for sure pretty ignorant. I’ve heard enough from him to know exactly what you’re talking about. But it’s not malicious. He’s not a hateful guy, he says some uninformed things. You can tell growing up in Florida really rubbed off on him and he wasn’t exposed to other cultures but if you truly believe Bert thinks certain people are better or worse than others because of their skin colour then you’re even more ignorant. Obviously you’ve never witnessed the difference between racism and ignorance and I hope you never do because it’s not pretty.
It is legitimately insane how Joey can bring an entire room up and down so dramatically at the stop of a dime. Worlds best storyteller.
Was it at the stop of a dime
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More than a dime probably
"He did a lot of creepy things down there, Rest In Peace" I died laughing!!!
Nick P. Dan Mer story begins @ 9:58
Nick P. Back to Dan Mer @ 13:36
+Nick P. AAAHAHHHHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick P.
There's something about Joey's voice and the dialect in which he speaks that makes him incredibly funny. This man could recite the ingredients of a Twinkie wrapper and make most people howl with laughter.
He was a piece of shit. R. I. P. Lmao
Joey “I was walking past a window in 1983” Diaz
woakin'😂
"he had 2 sons, and we all got along" was a knockout punchline for Lee lmao
when does he say that
@@agentfernandez1473 @27:22
I keep rewinding that part. 20 something times. So funny!!! 27:20
I think it was Munieco that killed him and he held it in
Absolutely the best part.
Joey never seems to run out of stories about robbing people.
Lil Overdose he robbed people for like 15-20 years if not more. A lot of the time he was doing drugs he would rob drug dealers. Lolol he has the best fucking stories.
We all have buddys like joey, they have a story for every situation and can top anybody every time. I believe about 40% of joeys storys and the other 60% are storys of things he heard or has takin them as his own
Krljavi Dzo pics or it didn’t happen
Joey forgets what ges talking about, mid story, but hes always quoting month abd year from 40 yrs ago....gotta believe he has his mother goose moments....somebodys story turns into his, but could care less....greatcstuff!
Most of my friends like that have expired passed on or were sadly killed . But the funniest mfers to be with .
Lee Syatt is the definition of peer pressure lmao
When the biggest and best comics in the world tell you to eat more edibles, you do it. I'm pretty sure it's in a social contract somewhere
Do do céu meus amigosé um bando dessa terra pecado cheio de pecado defeito cai do céu cara não existe no mundo não existe visto no mundo uma pessoa cairnenhum pecador lindo pecador cai do céu assim não cara só cai do céu chuva ou benção do senhor Jesus só isso quem é o homem que tem o direito de cair do céu para ninguém essa terra
A hora que ela quiser meu perdeu o medo a hora que ela quiser fazer chupeta do meu peso
Do rei forma que a cabeça no meio-fio vai do rei fogo rasgar o c* de todas do rei for rasga cú dessas p**** com pau reifor vai deixar o arrastão de defunto só cabeça de grupo de p*** que vai rolar começou já sabe muito bem que a cabeça já começou rolar não sabe vai
Eu sou perdoe quem é bom que é bom tá sendo perdoado e
27:10 is one of the most hilarious streams of thought I have ever heard. paired with Lee's laughter, it gets me every time.
He had two sons, we all got along.
"Dog, i gotta sell the story. You think im gonna give it to them cold?"
I come back to watch this whenever I need a good laugh!
"He had two sons, and we all got along" is hilarious for some reason
Dude I've literally seen this over 5 times. Clicked your timestamp and spit out my food laughing until I saw stars in my eyes😂
"miscellaneous blow" im rollin
Thats the next shirt
1:49
“Look at fucking lee crackin’ funnies!”
LoL
Tom and Bert are like two sons listening to their father tell stories 😂
And they all got along 😂🤣
It's more like two nephews listening to their crazy uncle who gives them weed and XXX videos
And lee is the weird cousin
they all got along :)
@@brandonfranzen5191flying Jew cousin
tom segura looks like an old baby lol
diebeatz don’t know if you can say this about anyone sitting at a table with lee syatt
This made my day😂😂
13:39 the best moment in podcast history😂
Tom’s laugh is makes it way funnier😂😂
27:10
This is one of my all time favourite church episodes I always seem to end up watching it at least once a month
The shrooms episode with theo is the best one ever in my opinion.
@@bradsully6620 agreed, i always come back to it once a month
I'm up to two times ah day!
"Sniffin' blow off a strippers ankle".. Could not stop laughing !!
Lynxchillin08 you can never predict what Joey is going to say hahaha
10:30
"He did a lot of creepy things...rest in peace." hilarious lol
once in my life i gotta do that shit, for uncle joey
Grabbing some loose blow rn
i need a timestamp for that
Joey was on fire this episode
Joey literally will never run out of stories to tell, if I had to choose someone to narrate my life it'd be him.
All lies
@@dhaney323 nope
@@dhaney323 Not all of them. I'd say it's about 50 50.
@@dhaney323 I mean if you do coke for 30 years you'll probably have a wild life. ofcourse there's going to be exaggeration but I do believe he really went through all of that stuff in his life.
7:17 BRING THAT BEAT BACK!
they all have the best laugh
Lee Syatt is my heroine...can never get enough of him.
You know what my heroin is??? Heroin.
Joey was off the wall hysterical on this episode.Tears were running down my face
Bert & Tom together, the giggle episode.
You gotta check out their new podcast together '2 Bears 1 Cave' if you haven't already. It's the best.
This aged BAD
Joey was in rare form for the first 30 minutes of this podcast
Completely epic Joey Diaz. Kind of glad there is a part 1 and 2
I know he was unstoppable!
So many podcasts these days, this is a real podcast !
11 minutes in and I'm dying. This is already my new favorite episode.
same hereChristian Owens
Christian Owens rest in peace! haha
The part wheres hes talkin about bert following that chick home and od's on heroin and he cracks a nut off and him and the camera crew just leave had me fuckin cryin. Diaz is the man
***** Same here.
i think i know what you mean. lol'; makes sense. I can't unclog my toilet because the t.v. is way too loud.
how the HELL does Joey have such a good memory. It's amazing.
He makes it all up
Trake Haney you alright man?
The reefer
Alpha brain
he doesn't drink
dayuuum they put lee on blast, lol . saying he looks 45 hahaha
Gio o lmao, he was all silent.
He took it like a champ like he always does. Lee’s a good sport like that.
Bert saying to Lee ‘26 in dog years’ is the funniest joke he’s ever made 😂😂
“I took the rest of the 8 ball and blasted off like a fuckin’ soilder.” My overall favorite Joey Diaz quote.
Going back to the classic episodes, legendary 🙌🏻🔥
Its May 30th 2018 and i consider myself a HUGE fan of JRE and these guys in particular.
I just found this and part 2 for the first time ever.
Its literally like Christmas in May
This is definitely a HOF podcast episode if that ever exists
Same dude. Same.
3:54, "There is the illusion that something out there is going, when you are 19 and 20..." So true
13:36. Hearing Bert laugh make me smile every time.
He sounds like my aunt who laughs like that
So how long have you been out of the closet?
this might be the best podcast of all time!
The shrooms episode with theo is the best one ever in my opinion.
@@bradsully6620 those 2 and acid church are top 3 podcasts ever lol.
@@coltonjones2253 big facts
Hands down my favorite Podcast episode yet! 25:30 for me
"that guy had just died from drugs; his friend from news radio." "Phil Hartman?" "Yeah". "He got shot"
This is such an old school hidden Gem 💎
Joey a Diaz you’re my favorite comedian. At minute 10:30 I was crying laughing and rewound that part like 6 times and laughed harder each time! You made my night with that story lol!
"He had 2 sons, and we all got along "
Sensei Corey I still don’t get why that’s funny
Sean Dyer probably because of Lee
Sean Dyer because they didn’t get along they hated each other who says ‘we all got along’
"I gotta sell the story what do you want me to do? You think I'm gonna give it to them cold?" 😆😆
@@ogbbq2261 No it cracked Lee up because that line sounded like something you'd hear in an old-timey story, like something you'd pass down to your kids (it's a little hard to make out but Lee says it sounds like a fairytale) which juxtaposes a bit with all the seedy shit Joey's talking about
Pure genius the whole time
Lee is my hero. I honestly just want to hang out with these guys, they're too hilarious.
I'm sitting & listening to Coco & in all my life I've NEVER known anyone who's so brutally honest. What I'm thinking is, I pray to God Mercy has a tremendous ability to see humor in everything. I'd love to have had a dad so wild !!!
Truly one of the best podcast episodes of all episodes ever
These 3 plus Lee Syatt NEED a podcast. Freaking great!
He did a lot of creepy things, Rest In Peace
E Nat 😂😂
My favorite church by far
out of the hundreds of podcasts between all these guys..this is the best one.
Goddman! I think I've watched this episode at least 4 times. Bert and Jimmy Shubert's laughs enhance this show the most out of all the guests Joey's had.
My cheeks hurt just by listening to Lee do his signature giggle! It's damn contagious! LOL
9:58
10:09
10:30
13:37
This is one of the greatest things ever made lol love this group. Been following these men for years
O well it's not all doom an gloom when the podcast stops just go back in time to the classic clips like this one! Chur 🇳🇿
This is the best episode of the church!
this is one of the greatest podcast episodes, i love these three together
10:30 "He did a lot of creepy things...rest in peace."
OMG they should call this episode Laugh Factory! Bert and Tom your the best! Joey I love you!
Bruh this shit so funny😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Been rewatching this for years!!!!
This whole episode reminds me of the laughing gas scene in Lethal Weapon 4!
tom and bert laughing together is priceless
This episode is in the top 10 of all time
it's hilarious how alike bert, lee, and tom look
"December 18th, 1983. Laundry on a Sunday. Football. Snowmass Village. Creekside Apartments." Joey has an incredible memory. That was over thirty years ago!
The elephant in the room. People don’t give him enough credit. Smart man.
Bert's laugh and talk laugh is like nails on a chalk board.
Your memory for dates and locations is insane. Other than being truly hilarious and a stand up human being - probably the thing that I find most impressive about you.
10:20 is my favorite Joey Diaz moment
The best Church ever!!! Tremendous!
best episode. best podcast. great comedy. thank you church
24:45 Joey started to cook and he jus kept stirring 😂😂😂 “IM TRYING TO SEE WHERE THE PARTY IS AT” loooool
This is one of my favourite episodes
he had two sons and we all got along...............the greatest sentence ever..lmao
Bert Kreischer's laugh is the most infectious thing I've ever heard. I legit go hunting for his podcast appearances so I can hear more of it.
At the end when they busted out laughing , that is the funniest shit I’ve ever watched 😂🤣😂🤣😂☺️
When they entioned Florida couldn't help but think of Theo Von roaming there selling hamsters
Mr K Theo is a Louisiana native! But I can see him in Florida too.. that’s a popular haircut down in FL
Those little floor bear hitters
You get that warm piece of God in yet hands after a Green Day or Acidbath concert?!... they buy every time 🤪🤯🤣
@@dagger_dick9741 florida is just louisiana's slutty sister
9:59 ….. you’re welcome
Kreischer has the most contagious laugh ever
JoexWalsh The lucy snorebush story where Bert goes nuts lol its made better by Berts laugh. The story was hilarious but bert laughing made it epic
JoexWalsh init makes everything seem so much funnier XD
Struggling comedians should hire Bert to just sit in the audience and laugh. Lol
Too bad hes a little racist fuck from Florida
Dreamingbig I can’t agree with that. He’s for sure pretty ignorant. I’ve heard enough from him to know exactly what you’re talking about. But it’s not malicious. He’s not a hateful guy, he says some uninformed things. You can tell growing up in Florida really rubbed off on him and he wasn’t exposed to other cultures but if you truly believe Bert thinks certain people are better or worse than others because of their skin colour then you’re even more ignorant. Obviously you’ve never witnessed the difference between racism and ignorance and I hope you never do because it’s not pretty.
“Ya know Dan Mer was a fuckin’ dirty coke fiend.” 13:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brooooo that line had me dying for 5 minutes 😆😆😆😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“He had 2 sons and we all got along”🤣🤣🤣
How does he tell them stories so accurate. It’s mind blowing
I love bert laughing. He makes me smile just hearing him.
This is possibly the best Joey podcast out there
Podcasts will forever be my jam until i die
Easily one of the top 3 episodes on the Church
Yep, the shrooms episode with theo is the best one ever though!!
Can we get joey his own late night show? I'm, watching in quarentine and need it in my life.
When Joey gets those T-rex arms in place and wiggles his fingers like graucho marx used to,.....I bust a gut!!
What for so sneaky jeuvs moderate his cum and shit stories? Fuck that
Imagine if someone animated joeys scenarios
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unless you posted in jest ? Either way 🤣🤯🤪♥️
Burt has super sonic hearing "turn the bass down in my voice..sounds kinda 'tinty'".What's funny is I heard it too once he pointed it out
Watch from 9.30 "He was a real piece of shit rest in peace" 😂😂😂
He did what? He shit you to tears? Hahahaha!!! What the fuck does that mean? That's the best phrase I've ever heard Lmfao! You're my hero!
Lee,Bert,Tom all laugh the same lol
This podcast was so legendary
“He was good to me” 😂😅
From 9 to 15 minutes is the funniest shit I've ever heard lmao
They are trippin' major Balls !!! Lmfao ..Poor Coco he's like 'Damn..these guys R laughing at almost everthing I say"..Lol Luv the Church
Gold . Just gold
He said I got like 1500 then I went home and I buried the 15000 😅
I literally watched the Rest in piece part 1000 times
"He had 2 sons, and we all got along " 27:22 ROFL
Why is that line so funny
Idk but it’s funny as fuck lmao
That doesn’t even make any sense. I think they were laughing at Lee or something
Lee and Joey are on mushrooms that's why
This is one of my favorites ❤
27:22 Damn lee 🤣🤣🤣 love the Christkilla
All 3 of em laugh the same. Joey just wheezing around
For how funny and casual this is I’m kinda surprised there’s still not more views like over 1m honestly
Amazing crew tonight! Thanks guys
All these fuckin guys together omfg
" lines on the lords day"!!