Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.
I never knew I would like to listen to Matthew for hours. Dude is so down to earth. There’s probably like a handful of actors who can still be human, and still be above everyone because of simply of what they’ve done career wise. He’s so cool man.
I saw the title of the episode and the little picture was Bert and some dude, and I thought "the heck, that's NOT Matthew McConaughey!" ... It was Tom.
Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first
@@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks
You forgot also a shill for big pharma and super spreader of misinformation even though he was the lead in Dallas Buyers Club. I hope he got his 11th booster 🙏
love how Matthew relates everything he knows from acting and relates it to life and how he can better himself from what he's learned and uses from his craft. Always thinking about ways to make the most out of life. 👍🏼
Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼
@NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!
Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..
Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh
Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast
Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often. You have given me the go-ahead!
He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew
This is 1 of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done. I love when the 2 of you have a guest on together. Episodes like this always deliver. And McConaughey was an incredible guest.
You guys nailed the questions with this interview! God, MM is fascinating. Just watching him explain how he makes a tuna salad sandwich draws you in so hard. Bravo!
Nothing shy about him. Blathering drunk at any social function he attends 😂 Maybe he’s shy when he’s got the shakes in the morning before he takes his shots of whiskey
@@KonnersakiI understand the reasoning for this take and I just want to offer a counter point from personal experience. I’ve always been a very shy person that loves social events but because of my anxiety it makes it very difficult to be social sober at events. Unfortunately, I too used to have a bad relationship with alcohol and indulging in drinking really brought out that social person I’ve always wanted to be because it shuts my anxiety off. I’m not saying it’s for sure the same for Burt because I don’t know the guy but I do know from my own experiences that alcohol makes it easy easier to be the social person I want to be and too much alcohol makes can make me socially belligerent. I’ve also been a bartender for a couple years now and unfortunately alcohol has that effect on tons of people. The sweetest customers come in and after a few rounds a creature is escorted off the premise. Think Dr. jekyl /Mr. Hyde. Some people just don’t have the luck of the draw when it comes to alcohol or anxiety.
Tiptoes came out in 2002. I had never heard of it so I just had to download it. I can't wait to watch that movie. lol Bert!! Proud of ya that you stayed calm and quiet so Matthew could do his thing and talk..
It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.
Matthew McConaughey talking about tuna salad is the nugget of content from the internet I didn’t know I needed. That little “c’mon” when Bert is saying stfu gets me every time.
Everyone's so shocked by Tom's beard they didn't realize McConaughey pulled off the impossible feat of making Bert shut the fuck up.
😂
Lmfaoooo
I was just thinking that before I read this
he didn't want to get slapped.
I ABSOLUTELY guarantee he was forewarned. 😂
“Bert, we’re serious….dont fukn ruin this……we’re serious.”
Tom without the beard looks like a baby who grew up fast 😂
He's got that director look going on now.
Took me way too long to figure out why he looked like a totally different human.
"Look who's talking in the future"😂
He looks like a 12 year old Squidworth....
A new study found that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards.
More great work from the University of Bob Seger!
Tom going full Dallas Buyer’s Club for this guest.
You win best comment. This needs more likes than 4
Yes!
omg
Dead😮😂😂😂
Tom Hanks Philadelphia vibe
Bert really showing some growth by letting the guests talk and asking decent questions. Good job Bert!
Prayers for Tom.
😂😂
You mean John....😁
Hate from Texas❤
Damn Invisalign tearing his ass up
@@EmmJ14 😂😂😂
Tom looking like Mr. Krabs on that episode when he lose his shell 😖
IM DEAD
I can't stop thinking about this comment lol
@@JASMINEJADE😂😂😂
Bruhh you wrong lmaooo 😂
Hahahahaha😂
Now THAT is the John Segura.
Hahaha this needs more love
thats tim segura
Fancy chef!
Juan Segura
Hahhahahahh yes!
Bert looks like a dog you’re about to give a treat to with how he’s holding himself back from interrupting 😂
16:48 prime example
2 bears, one shaved
LOL
One bear one bird
Under rated. Get them likes up!
Criminally underrated comment
damn that's funny
I’m glad Tom’s Make-a-wish request of meeting Matthew McConaughey came true. :)
hahahahahahahhahaha!!!!
ohh snap, cancer is contagious
💀
A +
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Damnit. Christina gave Tom cancer. I knew they should have slept in separate beds.
Criminally underrated comment
Well done 👍
It accelerated so fast. I feel like he's already gone
Face cancer
Dreadful
Im too high for this. I'll watch it tomorrow when I can maybe stop laughing at Tom's baby face. 😂
LMAO!!!!!!! Love it.
same
made it 5 minutes in... just wow.
Tom looks like the neighbor i tell my kids to stay away from.
😂
Great.
Me to... Dude looks like he fondles children
He looks like Tommy pickles grown up
He looks like Garth Brooks trying to be in disguise
I feel like one of those babies who's scared of dad now that he shaved
Same hahaha
Dudes starting to look like Jim Norton
It is truly frightening.
🤣
Hahahahahah
Tom without a beard is like seeing an owls legs.🥴
Why did this get me? 😂😂😂
Ah that’s what it is. I thought he had cancer lol
it's like my cat lost all it's hair overnight
The words I’ve been searching for …
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom: “I named my son after a character in one of your movies”
Bert: “I love ketchup too.” 🤣
Tom’s face just assaulted me
And it was a sucker punch!
I’ll be holding meetings for our trauma at my house every Thursday.
😂😂
I literally howled at this.
That shirt color is a horrible accent to his skin color. Two odd shapes of pink
Finally found Bert's kryptonite... He's only said a couple words and I'm halfway through. Need Matthew McConaughey more often....
Oh SHIT I may actually watch this then cuz I clicked and saw his face and then felt like I should get ran over by a train
And then came the tequila and shouting about tuna fish lol
Is this Tom’s make a wish?
Bert is really insufferable. But even he can’t stand the pretentiousness of such a regular ass dude. 😂 Jesus Tom must be choking from all that Matthew in his throat.
I made it to ketchup
Waaaaay more shocked at Tom’s face than I am at a Hollywood elite actor joined their show
Matthew McConaughey isn’t elite, per se. He is Christian and bucks the majority. Though understand your meaning.
@@MatthewHarshHe's elite actor. Oscar winning.
@@ChantelJordan-fm7kxDefinitely elite. Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, Mud, etc. -and don't even get us started on his performance opposite Woody Harrelson in the 1st season of True Detective... He suffers from the same affliction as Brad Pitt: McConaughey is a great actor trapped in the body of an old school movie star.
@@MatthewHarsh What are you talking about, he's one of the best actors in Hollywood right now\
It looks like cat vomit
I never knew I would like to listen to Matthew for hours. Dude is so down to earth. There’s probably like a handful of actors who can still be human, and still be above everyone because of simply of what they’ve done career wise. He’s so cool man.
Alright alright alright
5 minutes in and Bert’s not said more than a couple of words. What alternative dimension are we in!?
Tom is under the table kicking him so he doesn’t
2 seconds in and his painfully forced ad read for the book made me click off
And the few words he's said is already unbearable!!
He was told to relax no way this is what Bert wants
I was thinking the same thing!!
The Tom jump scare
GOO
I saw the title of the episode and the little picture was Bert and some dude, and I thought "the heck, that's NOT Matthew McConaughey!" ... It was Tom.
Berts face getting increasingly more red as he controls his interrupting is my second favorite part of this interview. Watching Tom and Bert for an hour and half want to blow Matthew is my first
We figured your favorite as much.
Bert: Did you know that when i was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian Mafia?
McConaughey: Great question, Bert.
Bert: gigity gigity gigity
you can call me matthew
Matthew McConaughey is awesome. Just seems like a genuine and authentic dude, not an easy find amongst actors.
Tom looks like he does chemo recreationally.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Recreationally 😂😂😂👌
@@lewisspires1 💀💀 2B1C comments are doing the most this episode, but this one wins the internets for today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so close to sounding like Bertsqueaks
Amen!
The ozempic baby!!!!
At this point I thought Matthew was gonna be played by Adam rey 😂
Now u got me wondering how good his Matthew impression is😂😂
and that's whats up
Same 😂. Hopefully the comments section will fix the algorithm for this video 🤣
Your nailing the comments man 😂😂😂
For reals tho
Tom's transition from Top Dog to Charo is nearly complete
SPOT ON!
Hope he starts ripping monster farts soon!
^^ This!!!!! lmao
Can we get a trophy here?
😂😂😂😂
Why does Bert laughing sound like an Elk dying?
Because it’s fake
Someone told him it was funny once on a podcast and he's been doing it ever since
@@blerble How do we find this person?
because he's trying too hard.
Bert, I'm so proud of you for listening and asking Mathew good questions.
I'm looking forward to The TipToes Podcast.
Agreed!
Except for that raising arizona interjection😅
the ketchup talk was going so well until he messed it up with the "I like you so much"
Matt telling Bert "that was a really good question " was the validation Bert has been searching for his whole life
Best episode in a min. The beard was wild but otherwise so good.
Tom: "what was your thought process when you created this character?"
Bert: "So you like ketchup?"
I just spit on my phone laughing at this comment 😂
How tf does John Segura simultaneously look younger and like he's dying
It is possible to die without being old.
Philadelphia vibes
Tommy pickles lookin ass
The Calliou effect
Ozempic
Bert trying to bond with Matthew McConaughey over ketchup LOL priceless
This is a god tier episode, no one’s brings up the fact Tom looks like a thumb and Bert doesn’t interrupt at all, *chefs kiss*
This guy is an absolute gem, I never realized he was such a humble and down to earth person. Not to mention a killer storyteller
What did you see that made you believe otherwise, just curious.
That's his literal MO, dude!
I know! Barts great!
@@EH-ro8dn because some hollywood actors are weird and let their fame get to their heads. SOME but not all of them
You forgot also a shill for big pharma and super spreader of misinformation even though he was the lead in Dallas Buyers Club. I hope he got his 11th booster 🙏
Invisalign really did a number on Tom.
Invisa-trauma, a slopperless wife, a leak in his Gucci closet, and now he has alopecia....
So much suffering....
😂😂😂
He looks like he’s the one recovering from cancer
Underrated comment
He did it again but now it was polonium laced
I’ve been gone for a MIN and came back to a very scary looking Tom!!
Feel like I'm in upside down...Holywood A lister, Tom segura looks like Bobby Kelly, and Brent shuts the fuck up.... pinching myself! 😂😂😂
Just wait till the tequilas get served…
@frankmurdock2121 hahaha yeah, spoke too soon on Brent's part 😅 🤣🤣
Bart muncher is oddly quiet indeed
Amazed that Bert's ADHD allows it!
Yes! He does look like Bobby Kelly. I saw him live on Friday and he was rocking the same look and I literally thought that 😂
Watching the Tip Toes trailer with McConaughey himself, and him being in on the joke is by far one of THE greatest wrap ups to a YMH bit ever.
Never thought I’d see Matthew, Bart and Rob Dyrdek in the same room
This comment is gold
😅😂😭💀⚰️
love how Matthew relates everything he knows from acting and relates it to life and how he can better himself from what he's learned and uses from his craft. Always thinking about ways to make the most out of life. 👍🏼
Tom looks likes Tom Hanks in the movie “Philadelphia”
i think you mean Forrest Gump
Im SCREAMING!!! lmaoooo
Exactly like Philadelphia, the movie...except for the Lawyer part, or the Philadelphia, the City, part....just the aids, really....
I was gonna say Mathew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club, but I thought it was a bit too on the nose…
Looks like he's dying of aids and cancer simultaneously
McConaughey as Rust in True Detective will always be my favorite character/performance he's ever done and I'm a huge fan of all his work.
Same. True detective first season was amazing.
Agreed
Mud was better
He looks like Don Johnson. No wonder everyone likes him
Tom sat beside Bert so he could pinch his leg when he starts talking to much. Genius 😂
Bert is there to hold Tim up if he gets weak from the chemo
Jaime French's breakdown of this film is iconic. Had me in absolute hysterics. I'm so happy to finally see him acknowledge he was actually in it🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo, I know Tom without a beard is like seeing a turtle without a shell but can we just take a second and appreciate how great Bert was in this? He was genuinely himself without making it all about him. He knew the source material and had a few good jokes. Very pleasantly surprised by this. Great interview and genuinely seemed like y’all got along in a fun way 🙌🏼
I think all of the hate from the 50 states is finally making a difference.
I said once you can tell how much he respects a guest based on how little he speaks.
yeah segura and the whole team probably gave him the 9nth degree on not fucking up the big episode with Mathew hahahaha
Reminds me of Zoidberg when he was picking out a new shell lol
@NarrativeSolace bert is still the worst , all the hate schaub gets should be transferred too, bert !! Schaub was at least on king and the sting funniest podcast ever , bert has never Ever made me laugh, just cringe ! He's absolutely annoying and unbearable and lies about litterlally everything!!
New mythical figure unlocked: Single Chin Tom
Twenty minutes in and Bert has been on his best behavior… wtf did I jump timelines
He seems in awe 😂
Wait until he starts talking about the tuna fish.
Someone has created a rift, there’s some bad juju going around 😂😂😂
Tom finally got his scrum ate! 🎉😂
Seeing tom withot face fuzz is like seeing someone in stage 4 kemo its very startling! Christina's cancers extra contagious! And tom we were more fixated on your face than Matthew McConaughey..and not in a good way..
Hey Invisalign has been tough on him.
I told y'all cancer's contagious
@@tuckercase2449 cancers cap
He has some ozempic face too
Omg! That’s what I said. You can also see the Charro likeness. Ugh
Tom looks like Garth now
Getting ready to film the biopic, Garth Brooks : Friends in Low Places (Shallow Graves)
Omg actually though!!😂😂
"I like that.."
Let's get physical
He’s definitely about to become a copycat killer😂😂
I love how Matt immediately started laughing once he realized Tom was talking about TipToes
Tom looks like Amy Poehler without his beard 💀🤣
Can't unsee that. Thanks bro
LMFAOOO
LOL
LOL
This comment is the winner 🏆
Tom: intimate, thought provoking questions
Bert: Catchup
OMG their reaction to the "Tip Toes" trailer is one of the greatest things I've ever seen lol. Gary Oldman in THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom and Bert looking like a before and after Ozempic ad lol
Baaahahahahhah😂
Best 2B1C in years, hands down. Matthew was such an amazing guest that even Bert got his shit together and let him talk! I hope we get to see him on ymh
Exactly what I was thinking!!! Bert not interrupting for once and giving matthew the respect he deserves was great enough as is, but Matthew was rlly the most phenomenal guest to ever guest this podcast
Oh Im glad to hear this, I wanted to give it a listen but also didnt want to get rage-pilled if Bert interrupted too often.
You have given me the go-ahead!
I think he was nervous 😂😂
When MM took some pauses to think before speaking, you could see Bert squirming to not interrupt 😂
@@clevermissfox Tom definitely pulled Bert to the side before this and told him to shut the fuck up
Was I the only one who was impressed with how long Bert was quiet for?! lol
Its the best part of this episode, I'm sure tom talked to him pre taping
He wasn't being a dork.
@ it looked like it was KILLING him to not be a dork 🤣
Chirosis makes you tired.
Watching Tom's face every time Bert says something dumb is priceless
The way Bert put a hault to the party flash back they were sharing bc he felt left out 🤣 💀
@@jessie2451 I noticed that too😂
Lol Tom talking about Malcolm gladwell references. And Bert brings up licking dried ketchup off the fist 😂😂😂😂
Tom is definitely a beard guy
"ahundred" percent.
no
I didn't even know he was sick. 😷
@@illuminahde Sick of getting his scrum ate? Never! 😂
Bert is begging for MM’s scrum.
Did he say he was sick? I’m lost
@@R.J.L.yeah. Damn invisalign
@@R.J.L.he’s not
Literally never been more grateful to see someone ask this man about TIPTOES ☠️☠️☠️
Tom pumped to the gills with ozempic now shaving his face to try and cling to his youth...😂😂😂😂
Tom looks like a make a wish guy on the video clip 😂
'Each day is a gift' 🙏🥴
Please add more and longer advertisements.
Not
Actually it makes sense financially, because of who these guys are and because of how big matthew is this will be highly viewed
😂
And edit them in right as the guest is telling a great story!
it's 2024, dude. Who doesn't have ad blockers? Just you it seems
Tom looks like he should be holding up a cardboard sign at a red light
surrounded by garbage indicting he's a regular there.
This is truly shocking
He looks like Dave Filoni.
Bert is the redlight
😂😂😂😂
Bert and Tom honestly seem a bit star struck, especially Bert!😂
Burt was star-sruck!!! He was the most quiet about himself and asked the 3 best questions that made Matt actually think about his answer.
That's the power of AI
An hour and half of Bert dreaming of leaving LeeAnn for Matthew 😂
We need a something's burning with Matthew
I really hope Tom pulls through. We're all rooting for ya bud!
How u gonna shave your face on the episode with Matthew bruh lmaoo😂
Tom without a beard, wearing that skin coloured jumper, looks like the starting point of a character in Tiger Woods PGA tour 2004 on Playstation.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao nailed it!
Is Tom shaving an attempt to make Matthew McConaughey look even more attractive?
Like their agents had to come to some arrangement beforehand 😂
It’s in the contract.
I'm so proud of Bert for not overtaking xoxo 😘
All I can remember about McConauhey is uncle Joey and Ralphie rip talking shit to him form his window 😂😂
Tom looks AI-generated without facial hair
This is my favourite one so far. 😂
Tom looks like a guy who bids on storage units.
Good luck with the chemo Tom!!!
I’ve listened to Green Light 6 times this year. Start to finish. Amazing book!
Holy fuck. My god that man is gorgeous. Look at that face!! How lucky is Matty McConaughey and Bart to see that face in-person!
Oh hell no!
need a supercut of all the weird noises McConaughey makes
Where ya at Fart Simpson?
And added to Tom’s soundboard for the YMH pod
He’s shot! I loved every second of this!! 😂😂😂 also very impressed with Bart Kersher in this interview.
Just hangout with a coke head for a night 😂😂
Bert on his best behavior.
Bert looks so uncomfortable
Instantly annoying when he started talking.😂
He kinda fan girled with Maynard and he gave him shit Maynard hates when people are like that. He was cool about it than I've seen in the past. I'm sure Bert seen the payback and tried to tone it down with Matthew
Litterally one of the best shows y’all have done ever hands down. Congrats
Loved this one! McConaughey is a gem. Also thoughts and prayers to Tom, I really hope he can get thru this.
9minutes in and Berta doing GREAT!!!!! Keep it up
This is 1 of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done. I love when the 2 of you have a guest on together. Episodes like this always deliver. And McConaughey was an incredible guest.
You guys nailed the questions with this interview! God, MM is fascinating. Just watching him explain how he makes a tuna salad sandwich draws you in so hard. Bravo!
Tom’s method acting as “middle aged man with cancer” in this episode was top notch.
Tom without his beard… His serial killer transformation is complete
He could play young Garth now.
Berts the most outgoing shy guy in the world lol you can tell he fights with himself the whole time deciding if he should talk or not lol
Nothing shy about him. Blathering drunk at any social function he attends 😂 Maybe he’s shy when he’s got the shakes in the morning before he takes his shots of whiskey
@@Konnersaki😂😂😂😂
@@KonnersakiI understand the reasoning for this take and I just want to offer a counter point from personal experience.
I’ve always been a very shy person that loves social events but because of my anxiety it makes it very difficult to be social sober at events. Unfortunately, I too used to have a bad relationship with alcohol and indulging in drinking really brought out that social person I’ve always wanted to be because it shuts my anxiety off.
I’m not saying it’s for sure the same for Burt because I don’t know the guy but I do know from my own experiences that alcohol makes it easy easier to be the social person I want to be and too much alcohol makes can make me socially belligerent.
I’ve also been a bartender for a couple years now and unfortunately alcohol has that effect on tons of people. The sweetest customers come in and after a few rounds a creature is escorted off the premise.
Think Dr. jekyl /Mr. Hyde.
Some people just don’t have the luck of the draw when it comes to alcohol or anxiety.
Not him being shy it’s him waiting to talk and not listening to who they are interviewing.
Tiptoes came out in 2002. I had never heard of it so I just had to download it. I can't wait to watch that movie. lol
Bert!! Proud of ya that you stayed calm and quiet so Matthew could do his thing and talk..
It seems like Bert is so intimidated by Matthew McConaughey. It’s so funny to not see him interrupting people talking about himself and all his little stories as you’re trying to tell a story it’s awesome. Love you Bert.
He should be.
Well…… tequila and ketchup convo went sideways a bit lol
They must coach him so hard before these huge name guests lol
@@teresawright4748 Yeah, Mathew looked like he was thinking wtf is wrong with this guy? 😂
Bert being so excited to talk about ketchup with Matthew is all you need to know to know Bert 🤣🤣🤣
16:57 Bart's in his head goin "Be cool man, be cool"
I want to personally thank all 20 of you (myself included) for liking my comment. See you boys next week
"Btch be cool!"
Matthew McConaughey talking about tuna salad is the nugget of content from the internet I didn’t know I needed. That little “c’mon” when Bert is saying stfu gets me every time.
we're so proud of you bert 😂 you did really good for this interview man
I think Bert left the interview with damp panties.
Hate On
Bart was too busy blushing and giggling the whole time 😂
This is really promising. I almost didn’t even watch
@@MrBmoney157fr its sick how they idolize ppl, they create the same problems they complain hollywood has
Matthew describing what cool is and it couldn't be further than what Bert is like
Then he describes what a dork is and perfectly describes Bert
exactly lol@@TheBigXav
@@TheBigXavliterally just hit that part and had precisely the same thought! 😂
Oh be nice
Takes one to blow one dude! #HateOn
Get well fast Tom. Prayers for the illness 🇺🇲 God bless
Did he say he was sick?
Bert correcting him saying Mother’s Day is so cute haha little fan boy
Thanks for keeping Bert on Mute, Matthew. Your greatest accomplishment yet.
Is Bert sober? I've been out of the loop.